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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriett," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring in tonight's
episode, here's Kris.

Well, you played pretty
good for an old timer, Pop.

Yeah, I guess I still got
a couple of good games left

on me.

You probably would
have had us if it

hadn't been for that 13th hole.

Yeah, we'd known you
wanted to play in the sand,

we could have gone to the beach.

OK.

Oh, hi.
Hi.

How'd you make out?

Well, not too bad if you
don't count the 13th hole.

You better hurry
up and get changed.

What for?

We're going to the art
exhibit at the auditorium.

That's not today,
that's tomorrow.

Your mother's getting
a little absent-minded.

I am not.

June and I are going to that.

OK, you can settle this then.

Is it today or tomorrow?

It's next week.

There, you see?

What do you mean,
there you see?

You thought it was tomorrow.

Well, you must admit, tomorrow
is closer than next week.

Nevertheless, you were wrong.

Well, yeah, but
you were wronger.

It sure is great to
be back home again.

Yeah, your mother
hasn't changed a bit.

OK.

You fellas going to stay
and have some lunch with us?

Oh, thanks just the same, Mom.

But we're going down
to the fraternity.

We can get something
to eat down there.

Yeah, as long as the
wives let us out today,

we thought we might as
well make the most of it.

Oh, well, stay and have some
coffee with us anyway, huh?

- OK, thanks.
- Yeah, you talked us into it.

How are things
at the fraternity?

We haven't seen any of the
boys in such a long time.

Oh, everything's
pretty much the same.

Everybody's in good shape.

With the possible
exception of Wally.

I think he's getting
a little fatter.

Oh, well, that's strange.

He hasn't been by here for any
cookies or apple pie lately.

I think he's
found other sources.

How's Fred making out
with his chemistry experiments?

Well, that was
over a year ago.

Oh, really?
He finished it, huh?

Yeah, everything
worked out fine.

We were covered by insurance
and had the basement rebuilt.

How's Bruce?

Oh, he's doing great.

Well, tell all the
boys we said, hello,

and that we miss them.

OK, Mom.

Yeah, when you two
guys got married,

we not only lost a couple of
sons but an entire fraternity

house.

Yeah, this really was
the official gathering

place, wasn't it?
Oh, it sure was.

I never could tell
when the boys stopped

by whether it was for a cup
of coffee of the weekend.

Yeah, I remember the first
party you guys gave here.

Yeah, we sure had
a lot of good ones.

Yeah, well, there's
one good thing.

Your mother and I get a chance
to get out a little more often

these days.

That is, whenever your father
can remember where we're going

and when we're
supposed to be there.

Well, at least you boys
hung around long enough

to hear your mother get
the last word in again.

Maybe we'd better leave
while you're still laughing.

No, no, finish your
coffee, then leave.

Come on.

You owe me $5 bucks.

OK, I'll pay you as
soon as I can borrow it.

Hey, watch it, you guys.

Dave, could you
lend me $5 bucks?

Are you kidding?

You already owe me two.

Rick, could you
lend me $7 bucks?

I can't hear you.

Suppose Mom and Dad
really miss those guys?

It does seem a
little hard to believe.

It would be nice if
they stopped by the house

occasionally and
said hello, though.

Well, they probably
just don't think about it

now that we're not there.

You know, maybe I could
suggest it to a couple of them.

Well, I know how
we could get Wally.

Just mention apple pie.

Hey, did I hear
somebody say apple pie?

Hi, Wally.

Hi, Wally.

Don't change the subject.

What's this about the apple pie?

Well, my folks were
asking about you.

They were wondering
how you were doing.

Oh, that's very nice.

But what about the apple pie?

Boy, talk about
a one-track mind.

Look, forget the apple
pie for a minute.

How come you haven't
been by to see them?

- Who?
- My Mom and Dad.

Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.

Hey, your Mom makes good
apple pie, you know?

Yeah, we know.

You know, I ought to stop
by and say hello to them.

I haven't been over
there in quite a while.

I don't know how the message
got there, but I guess it did.

- Hi, Bruce.
- Oh, hi, Bruce.

Are you guys coming to
the party this weekend?

What party?

Jeez, you married guys ought
to get around more often,

find out what's going on.

We're having a big house party
here this Saturday night.

I'll talk to Kris about it.

Well, I've got a
lot of work to do,

but we'll make it if we can.

It's going to
be a great party.

We're trying to work
out a treasure hunt.

Hey, it sounds good.

Well, we'll see you guys.

Oh, hey, Bruce.

My Mom and Dad were
asking about you.

They were wondering
how you're doing.

- Him too?
- Oh, thanks.

Tell them well next
time you see them.

Why don't you drop
by there yourself?

I know they'd love to see you.
It's a good idea.

I'll do that one of these days.

Hey, check with me
before you go, will you?

I don't want to have to
settle for half an apple pie.

Well, hi, Wally.
Come on in.

Oh, thank you.

I just thought
I'd stop by and say, hello.

Oh, you're all alone?

Oh, yeah.

It's a coincidence.

We were just talking about
you, wondering how you were.

Oh, I'm just fine.

Good.

Say, the old place
hasn't changed much.

No, just about the same.

Come on in.

Oh, thank you.

How's your golf game?

Oh, it hasn't changed
much, just about the same.

Oh, that's too bad.

I thought I heard
voices out here.

Hi, Wally.
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Boy, you sure look lovely.
Well, thank you.

Yes, sir.

I was just saying to Rick the
other day, of all the mothers,

Mrs. Nelson's always
been my favorite.

Well, now, that's
very nice to hear.

Yes, sir, you've
always been the apple

of my pie--

eye.

Same old Wally.
Come on out in the kitchen.

We'll see what we can find.

Well, if you insist.

So I said to Professor Carson,
now look here, Professor.

I think you're wrong.
And I ought to know.

After all, I've been in this
class longer than you have.

Of course, you're
exaggerating.

But not much.

What's new over

Well, let's see.

I'm still social chairman.

In fact, we're organizing
a party for this weekend.

Oh, have you had
many parties lately?

Oh, yeah, we've had a few.

Of course, it'd be hard
to beat the parties we

used to have over here.

Yeah, they were a lot
of fun, weren't they?

They sure were.

Oh, we certainly
enjoyed having them.

Well, I hate to eat and
run, as the saying goes.

But I've got some
studying to do.

Unless, of course, you're going
to bake another apple pie.

I'll have another one for
you the next time you drop by.

It's a deal.

Don't be such a stranger now.

Drop by any time at all.

Oh, thanks a lot.

It's always nice
to see you folks.

Nice to see you too.

On behalf of myself
and my stomach,

I want to thank you
for the refreshments

and the hospitality.

Any time at all.

Say, do you still play
the saxophone, Mr. Nelson?

I gave that up a
couple of years ago.

Remember when it used
to get to be around midnight,

and Mrs. Nelson would coax
you to get out the saxophone

and play for us?
Oh, yeah.

Well, it was the only way I
could get you guys to go home.

OK, I can take a hint.

I'll go quietly.

Say hello to the
rest of the boys.

You bet I will.
And thanks again.

Goodnight, Wally.

Goodnight.

It was awfully nice of
him to drop by, wasn't it?

Yeah, he sure keeps the old
conversational ball rolling,

doesn't he?

Yeah, he's a lot of fun.

He's a good talker
and a good eater.

That's for sure.

Well, hi, Bruce.
Come on in.

Thank you, Mrs. Nelson.

I don't believe you've
met Danny O'Driscoll.

This is Mrs. Nelson.

- How do you do?
- Hello, Mrs. Nelson.

We were just driving
by and I thought it'd

be nice to stop and say, hello.
I hope I'm not disturbing you.

No, of course not.

Come on in.

Gee, we haven't seen
you for quite a while.

That's right.

I was just telling Danny about
the time we had the luau here.

Remember, when Mr. Nelson
did the Tahitian dance?

Oh, yes.

Well, we've been trying
to forget about that.

Well, come on out
to the kitchen.

I got some coffee and
cookies out there.

Oh, thank you.

Now, I'm not saying that the
old-fashioned line play was

better than the modern
systems, you understand.

But I just can't get used
to a defensive lineman

dropping back and
backing up his own line.

Well, we don't
always drop back.

That depends on the
defensive signals.

Well, that's another thing.

I think there are too many
defensive signals nowadays.

It just complicates things.

I'll show you what I mean.

Sounds like old times, huh?

Sure does.

Now, here's
your offensive guard.

Now, I like to see the defensive
linemen right up in that line,

putting pressure
on the quarterback.

Take your position.

Now, protect yourself,
because as soon as you move,

I'm going to knife
right on through there.

Well, hi, boys.

Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

I'll get it.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Well, thanks for the
books, Mrs. Nelson.

I'll return them next week.
Oh, take your time.

It's no hurry.

And thanks for the
cookies and milk too.

- Yes, thanks so much.
- You're welcome.

Any time at all.

It was so nice
to have met you.

I've heard about the wonderful
parties you used to have here.

Oh, thank you.
They were fun.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Bye-bye.
Goodbye, Jane.

Oh, it's sure nice
of you both to stop by.

Thank you.
It was our pleasure.

And thanks a lot for the
refreshments, Mrs. Nelson.

Oh, you're welcome.
Any time at all.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

They're nice
boys, aren't they?

Yeah, sure are.

It's a funny thing.

I don't ever remember
seeing them before.

Well, now that you
mention it, neither do I.

I don't ever remember
coming over here before.

Do you?
Of course you don't.

Dave and Rick just told
everybody to drop by.

You think maybe they
just meant members

of their own fraternity?

I'll get it, Harriet.

Oh, good afternoon.

Hello there, sir.

Oh, won't you come in?

Thank you.

Harriet?

We've got a visitor.

Another one of the boys.

Awfully glad to
have this opportunity

to talk to both you and
the lady of the house.

What's this?

I'll try not to take
up too much of your time.

I'll just spread a little of
this common household dirt

around.

I can't believe it.

We haven't had any
visitors so far tonight.

Well, the evening
is young yet.

We have had quite a parade
the last few days though,

haven't we?

Sure have.

You don't suppose Dave and
Rick had anything to do

with it by any chance, do you?

Well, it's possible.

I think it's a little more
to it than that though.

What do you mean?

Well, did you
notice that they all

managed to say something
about the parties

we used to have here?

It could be they were
hinting, you know.

You know, you may be right.

Didn't Wally say something
about a party this weekend?

Yeah, I think he mentioned
it a couple of times.

Well, gee, they figure
on having it here,

I hope they let us know in time.

Oh, I'm sure they will.

Well, I have a few
things to take care of out

in the kitchen.

We might be wrong, you know.

Don't bake too many apple pies.

Well, OK, if you promise
not to get out your saxophone.

OK.

I'll see you tomorrow.

OK.

Hey, Wally, have you got the
chaperones for the dance yet?

What do you mean, have
I got the chaperones?

You know the rules.

You can't have a fraternity
party without chaperones.

That's not what I asked you.

Have you got the
chaperones for the dance?

Will you quit worrying?

Everything will
be taken care of.

OK, you're the chairman.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

OK, so long, Rick.

Oh, Rick?

- Yeah?
- Hey, listen.

You've got to bail me out.

I was supposed to get the
chaperones for the party

and I forgot all about it.

Well, you can get
somebody, can't you?

Oh, I don't know.
It's kind of late.

How about you and Kris?

Are you kidding?

That's ridiculous.

An 18-year-old girl
chaperoning a dance?

Well, you're married.

What difference
does that make?

Besides, you chaperoned
one of the rush parties

last September.

Yeah, and we had
a great time, too.

We spent the whole
evening playing bridge

with the Dean and his wife.
Get somebody else.

Rick!

Greg, do you have a dime?

No, I don't.

Ken do you have a dime?

No, I don't.

Cheapskates.

- Hello?
- Oh, hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Guess who?

Oh, hi, Wally.

Say, it may be a
little short notice,

but I've got a favor
to ask of you on behalf

of the fraternity.

Sure, what is it?

Well, I feel I
know you well enough

not to have to hint around.

Of course.

You remember when I
was over at your house

and I mentioned we were planning
a party for this Saturday

night?

Well, I know it's
kind of an imposition.

I'm way ahead of you.

Tell the boys it'll
be a pleasure.

We'll be glad to do it.

Oh, well, thanks a
million Mrs. Nelson.

You're a real sport.

Shall we say 8:30?
Fine.

OK.

We'll see you, Wally.

We were right.

We're having a party
Saturday night.

I love those guys.

What are you doing?

Oh, I was just fixing
the basketball net.

You know, the guys always
like to come out and shoot

a few baskets.

Well, it's a little safer
than a football scrimmage.

How are the
refreshments coming?

I hope I have enough.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

What do you think?

I think
you've got enough here,

unless Wally gets here first.

How do you like my flowers?

Oh, they're beautiful.

Maybe you could mix
them up a little better.

This one here.

Hey!

How do I look?

Beautiful.

- You're just saying that.
- No, I'm not.

You look great.
Suppose I looked awful.

Would you be honest and tell me?

Well, of course I would.

And hurt my feelings?

Come on, let's get going.

You're sure we're not going to
get stuck with being chaperones

again this time?
No, we're safe.

My Mom and Dad got
stuck with the job.

Well, gee, if they're
going to the party too,

why don't we just stop
by and pick them up?

That's a good idea.

Think I'll give them a call.

It's right on the way.

Why don't we just stop by?

Well, I sure am henpecked.

Yeah, that'll be the day.

You sure your Mom and Dad
are going to be chaperones?

They haven't been in
a long time, you know.

Yeah, positive.

Hi.
Come on in.

Hi.

You guys are the
first to arrive.

What do you mean?

Well, Mom said wasn't
supposed to start until 8:30.

But the she was probably wrong.

Come on in and sit down.

Harriet?

Rick and Kris are here.

The first ones to arrive.

I thought you said the
party was at the fraternity.

Well, it is.

I'm sure of it.

What about all
these decorations?

Yeah, I guess
Mom and Pop think

it's going to be over here.

Well, somebody
ought to tell them.

Well, you can't do that.

Look at all the trouble
they've gone to.

Well, they're going to
find out sooner or later.

Look, why don't I
go to the fraternity

and find out what's going on.
You stay here with Mom and Pop.

Oh, no you don't.

If you're leaving,
I'm coming too.

- Hi.
- Oh, hi.

- Hi.
- Oh, we'll see you later.

Well, where are you going?

Well, it's a little early.

Well, that's OK.
Come on and sit down.

Well, we'll be back
in a little while.

You probably have some
things you want to do.

- No, we're all ready.
- We're all set.

Well, we've got a few
things we have to do.

We won't be long.

What was that all about?

I don't know.

What are we going to do?

Gee, I don't know.

Hey, maybe we can
move the party over

to the fraternity house.

Hey, Rick, catch.

- Oh, hi, Dave.
- Hi.

- What are you doing over here?
- Pop wanted a basketball.

- Shh, keep it down, will you?
- What's the matter?

They're all set up
for the party in there.

Yeah, I know.

They've been working
on it all afternoon.

Well, that's great,
but the party's

over at the fraternity house.
You're kidding.

Well, I wish I was.
Come on, let's go.

Where are we going?

Let's go over there and
see what we can work out.

What do you mean,
move the party?

Just what I said.

Move it over to Mom
and Dad's house.

Well, how do I do that?

What do you mean,
how do you do that?

You're the chairman of
the committee, aren't you?

Just tell everybody there's
been a little misunderstanding

and the party's been moved
over to my Mom and Dad's house.

Look, at the last dance,
the musicians didn't show up.

The time before that, they
delivered the ice cream

to the Sigma Chi
house by mistake.

And the time before that, I
forgot to get the chaperones.

They said, this
is my last chance.

If anything goes
wrong this time,

they're going to take away
my key to the refrigerator.

Mom and Dad are all
set up for a party.

They're waiting for us.
OK, you guys.

Here's your first clue
for the treasure hunt.

You'll take off as soon
as the bugle blows.

That's all we need
is a treasure hunt.

- Hey, that's it.
- What's it?

Look, what do you
do on a treasure hunt?

You read a note, and it
leads you to the next note.

And that note leads
you to the next note.

And that note leads
you to the next note.

And the last note leads you
to your Mom and Dad's house.

And everybody will wind up
there without realizing it.

Hey, yeah, that's a good idea.
Where's the last note?

I don't know.

What do you mean
you don't know?

- Well, who made them up?
- Well, Fred and Charlie.

But they wouldn't even tell me.
They're all hiding them now.

Well, we got the first clue.

If we can get ahead of
everybody and run down

the rest of the clues, then
we can change the last one

when we get to it.

Come on.

Let's get going.

No sign of them yet?

Not yet.

And I didn't get the time wrong.

He said 8:30.

Well, I know that.

Are you sure he
said tonight at 8:30?

Tonight at 8:30.

Yes.

Well, they'll probably
be along any minute now.

Hey, Dave.

Let me see that again.

It's says, bow to your
favorite Neapolitan waiter.

Neapolitan means ice cream.
It's got to be here.

Well, come on.

What have we got to lose?

Hi, Jack.

Hi.

Oh.

That's it.

It's the clue.

Shh, Moby Dick.
I don't get it.

Moby Dick?

Well, "Moby Dick" is a book,
and shh could mean the library.

Am I right?
I'm not allowed to tell.

All I can say is,
you're not wrong.

Come on, let's go.

Hey, there he is.

Hey, Jack?

I'm getting
worried about these.

Let me try one.

Taste great.

Well, I'm going to put
them in the refrigerator.

Kids will be here any minute.

You said that a
half an hour ago.

Want to go outside
and shoot some baskets?

No, thank you.

David!

Pardon me, sir.

Thank you.

- I see you got it.
- Yeah.

I'm supposed to put it
back as soon as you read it.

Has anybody been
here before us?

Well, yeah.
About a half a dozen couples.

Gee, and this
is the last clue.

If you're the first
to win the race,

go claim your prize
at the Nelson place.

- The Nelson place?
- Who changed the note?

Well, who cares.
Let's go.

- Hi.
- Hi.

It's a great party.

Yeah, it sure is.
Have you seen Wally?

Yeah, he's in the
kitchen, I think.

Oh, there he is.

Yeah, hey, Wally.

Oh, hi, Kris.
Hi, Rick.

- Hi.
- You changed the note, huh?

Oh, yeah.

That's sure nice of you.

Well, actually, I
did it in self-defense.

After you guys left,
we had a little visit

from the Department
of Water and Power.

- At the fraternity?
- Yeah.

They turned off all the lights.

How come?

Well, I guess it
was my fault. See,

we were a little
short of funds, so I

borrowed the money we had set
aside to pay the light bill

and used it to
pay for the party.

With no lights
and no chaperones,

I really don't think the Dean
would have been too happy.

Well, anyway, I'm sure glad
it worked out for Mom and Dad.

Yeah.
Me too.

Just like old times.

Yeah.

Now, I'd kind of forgotten
that when the kids were having

their parties downstairs, we
were always up here keeping out

of the way.

That's right.

Yeah, I don't remember the
parties being as noisy as this.

Well, never mind, dear.

We'll give them a
couple more hours,

and then you can go down
and chase them all home.

Maybe
you think I won't.

And evening is nigh.

We're happy in my blue heaven.

Say you love me.

Say you do.

And I'll spend my
life loving you too.

When today is just a memory, my
heart will still belong to you.

Say you love me too, say you do.

You're my every dream come true.

Let me share them all with you.

I'll be yours my
whole life through.

Now and always, I love you.

Say you love me.

Say you do.

And I'll spend my
life loving you too.

When today is just a memory, my
heart will still belong to you.

Say you love me too, say you do.

Say you love me too, say you do.

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