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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet, starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

And also starring in tonight's
episode, here's Chris.

- Well, hi, kids.
- Hi, Mom.

Hey, looks like
we're just in time.

- You sure are.
- Can I help you with anything?

Well, yeah.

You might help with
the salad there.

OK.

Something the
matter with that?

Oh, no.
The salad looks fine.

It's just me.

What's the matter?

My husband is leaving me.

He's what?

Yeah, for three whole days.

And nights.

I've got to go on a
business trip for the office.

Big deal.

Oh, that sounds interesting.

Is Dave going too?

No, he just got
back from a trip.

And June put her foot down
and said let somebody else go

this time, so I was elected.

Why can't I put my foot down?

Because I haven't
got a younger brother

I can pass the buck to.

You know, I don't even
think you're going to miss me.

I haven't even gone yet.

Stop evading the issue.

OK.

I promise I'll miss you.

Thanks a lot.

Who's going to miss who?

Hi, pop.

Oh, Rick's leaving
Chris for a few days.

He's just going on a
little business trip.

That's the way to look at it.

That's what I've been
trying to tell you.

Getting out of town, huh?

It sounds like fun.

What do you mean by that?

Well, I--

I'll answer the door.

OK.

Well, guess who's here.

Around dinnertime?
It must be Wally.

- Hi.
- Oh, that's no fair.

You saw my nose pressed
against the window.

- Come on and join the party.
- Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Nelson.

But gee, this is
kind of embarrassing.

I didn't realize it
was around dinnertime.

I just happened to
be in the pot roast,

and I thought I'd drop in.

Well, as long as you're here,
why don't you stay for dinner?

Oh, well, thanks, Mrs.
Nelson, but I couldn't do that.

You might not have enough.

Oh, of course, we do.

That is if you can hold
it down to three servings.

Well, OK.
But I can't guarantee anything.

Your mother's an awfully
good cook, you know.

Thank you.

And who should know
better than Wally?

That's right.
Help yourself.

Oh, thank you.

Come to think of it, this
is the third time this week

I just happened to be in the
neighborhood around dinnertime.

It's the fourth time,
but who's counting?

Yes, you hardly
anything at all.

Oh, I had plenty.
Thanks.

Well, the dinner
sure was great, mom.

- Thank you.
- It still is.

You know, I think
Chris is starting

to get lonesome already.

I guess maybe I am.

I told you I'm just going
to be gone for three days.

Well, that's three too many.

Yeah, a lot can
happen in three days.

I once knew this fellow that
went away on a weekend fishing

trip, met this great looking
blonde, proposed to her, got

turned down.

And the time he got
home, his girlfriend

had found out all about it.

- And what happened?
- Are you kidding?

Ginger almost killed me.

That's what happened.

Well, you're a big help.

What are you trying
to do to me, anyway?

I'm trying to spoil
your appetite so I

can have your piece of pie.

I should think you'd be happy
that I'm going to miss you.

I am.
I think it's very nice.

Is that the best you can do?

No, I really mean it.

I'm going to miss you too.

I remember how much I missed
your father the first time

he left me alone.

Yeah, it was on our honeymoon.

I went down to the
lobby to get a paper.

I don't mean that time.

I mean the time you sent
me a rose every day.

What's this?

I never heard about that.

Well, it was the first
year we were married.

Your dad had to go away
on business for a week,

and he sent me a red rose every
day all the while he was away.

I did?

You mean you
don't remember it?

Well, it-- it sounds
vaguely familiar.

I'm surprised at you, pop.

Yeah, me too.

I think it's a beautiful
thing to do, and very romantic.

And you mean you
actually don't remember it?

Well, OK, if you insist.

I went away for a week, and
I sent you a rose every day,

and it was beautiful
and romantic.

Well, yeah, but don't forget,
that was over 20 years ago,

and roses were
much cheaper then.

Why do you suppose
I only sent one a day?

Tell me this, mom.

Why is it all
husbands think they

have to apologize every
time they do something

romantic for their wives?

I don't know.

I've been trying to
figure that out for years.

Oh, pardon me.

Can an unmarried man
say something here?

Please do.

Well, I'd like another slice
of hot roast, some potatoes,

some more carrots--

Ah, there you are,
you home wrecker.

What are you talking about?

You know darn well
what I'm talking about,

you Rose-a-day Romeo.

Oh, who told you about that?

Clara, who else?

And I'll probably never
hear the end of it.

Well, I guess Harriet
must have told you.

That's right.

So now if you'll just
sign a paper to the effect

that it isn't true, I'll take
it over and show it to Clara.

Well, what are you
getting so upset about?

I'm the one who
sent the flowers,

and that was over 25 years ago.

Well, I'm the one who's
going to have to top it.

What are you talking about?

The next time I
go away on a trip,

I'm going to have to come
up with some sickening

stunt to outdo yours.

That's ridiculous.

Oh, it is, is it?

Well, I stepped out on the porch
to get the paper this morning,

and Clara got sore
because I didn't

bring her back some flowers.

Yes, Mrs. Nelson?

Well, no.

Mrs. Nelson lives here.

Well, I have a delivery
here for Mrs. Nelson.

Oh, I'll take it.

Thank you.

Uh, do you have any
change with you?

No, I haven't.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Harriet?

Was that for me?

Yeah, it just came
from the flower shop.

Boy said it was for you.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Thank you, dear.

You didn't have to
do this, you know.

Who's it from?

Oh, you know darn
well who it's from.

No, I don't!

"From a secret admirer."

Secret admirer?

Who's that?

Oh, come on.

Don't act so innocent.

Thank you, dear.

Now, Harriet!

I-- I don't know
anything about this.

OK, I promise I won't
embarrass you and tell anybody

about my romantic
husband, but I love you.

Well, I love you too!

A secret admirer?

Oh.

Oh, hi, Oz.
Come on in.

Good to see you.

OK, don't act so innocent.

What was that supposed to be,
a funny joke or something?

What are you talking?

You know darn well
what I'm talking about.

Harriet received the rose and
the sloppy note you sent her.

- Who sent her?
- You sent her.

Who's that?

Oh, hi.

Oz is accusing me of
sending roses to Harriet.

Oh, Harriet told me
somebody sent her roses,

but she said it was Ozzie.

Not roses, just one rose.

It arrived morning.

Oh, is it your anniversary?

No, that's not for two weeks.

So I didn't send it.
Joe did.

I did not.

Joe sent a rose to Harriet?

I did not.

I didn't send her anything.

Now look what you've done.

I've done?

Come on, why don't you admit it?

You sent it to Harriet as a gag.

I did not send it as a gag.

Then why did you send it?

I didn't send it at all.

You didn't?

No, I didn't.

Are you sure?

Of course I'm sure.

That's funny.

Well, I'll see you later.

Wait a minute.

I told you, I'll
see you later.

Oz.

Oz!

What do you want?

Either you're going to stay
here and explain this to Clara,

or I'm going with you.

I told you,
somebody said Harriet

a single rose with a corny note
"from your secret admirer."

Well, I didn't send it.

Well, I didn't either,
but somebody did.

Well, I think it's beautiful.

Why can't you be
romantic like Ozzie?

Clara, may I leave now?

Please do.

Thank you.

Hi, dear.

Isn't it pretty?

Oh, it's beautiful.

Smells nice too.

Yes, it does.

OK, the little game is over.

Oh, then you
admit you sent it?

I don't admit
anything of the sort.

But I know who did send it.

OK, I'll go along with you.

Who did send it?

You did.

I did?

Come on, admit it.

You sent it to yourself.

Well, now what would I
do a thing like that for?

Well, it was just
your subtle way

of reminding me that I don't do
the thoughtful romantic little

things that I used to do.

Good try, dear, but
you can't convince me.

OK, I can't convince you?

I've known you too long.

Maybe I better
get a bigger vase.

For one little rose?

For the one you're
going to send me tomorrow,

and the next day, and the
next day, and the next day.

Just like you did before.

For once and for all, I
did not send you that rose,

and I'm not going to
send you one tomorrow.

Of course you're not.

They're from my secret admirer.

Hello, Mr. Nelson.

Thank you.

Harriet.

Mrs. Nelson?

That's right.

Here's your rose.

Thank you.

Ozzie?

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah, hi.

Yeah.
Thank you.

Yeah.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Oz.

Oh, hi.

Well, that's rose
number five, isn't it?

How'd you know?

Clara's been keeping score.

Did you find out who's
been sending them?

No.

Well, it's probably
just some old boyfriend.

What are you trying
to do, make me jealous?

I don't have to
try; you already are.

Harriet and I have been
married for quite a while.

It's a little late for
us to be getting jealous.

Well, all I can
say is if somebody

was sending my wife
a rose every day,

I'd hire a private
investigator to track him down.

A private investigator?

Well, that's what you would do.

As for me, I'd--

as for me, I think I'll
go down to the flower shop

and find out for myself.

I'll go with you.

Hey, Oz, why don't
I wait out here?

Well, don't you want to find
out who's sending the flowers?

You know, it might be
kind of embarrassing.

- Embarrassing?
- Well, yes.

Let's face it.

After all, somebody's sending
your wife roses every day,

and you don't know who it is.

That's why we came down
here, to find out who it is.

Well, don't get mad at me.

I'm not getting mad at you.

Sure you're not sending them?

You sure you don't know
anything about this?

Oz!

I'll be right with you, Joe.

Yeah.

Looks like he's busy.
Why don't we come back later?

He'll be through in a minute.
We're here now.

We might as well see
what we can find out.

- Now, will that be all?
- Yes, thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Yes, now may I
help you gentlemen?

Uh, yes.

Go ahead, Joe.

Me?

You're the one.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, sir?

Oh, well, it's--

I-- I just wanted to
ask you something.

Yes?

It's-- it's
probably just some sort

of a silly gag.

Mr. Nelson, how
nice to see you.

Oh, Mrs. Tyler.

How are You

I'm just fine, thank you.

Oh, this is Mrs. Clark,
and this is Mr. Nelson.

How do you do?

This is Mr. Randolph,
Mrs. Tyler, Mrs. Clark.

How do you?

How's your lovely wife?

Oh, she's fine.

Thank you.

Well, now don't
let me interrupt you.

Oh, uh, well, let's see now.

Where was I?

There was something you
wanted to inquire about.

Oh, yes.

Uh, I was just wondering.

I'd like to send some
flowers to my mother.

She lives out of town.
OK.

Could I have her name
and address, please?

Yes.

Her name is Mrs.
Ethel I. Nelson.

And, well, there's something I
think I should check on first.

Well, it's nice to have met you.

I'll tell Harriet
you're asking for her.

Please do.

This is pretty.

Yes, that is nice, isn't it?

Oh, what a waste
of time that was.

What'd you do, chicken out?

Well, I couldn't ask him in
front of those women, could I?

Be all over town
inside of 20 minutes.

You keep getting mad at me.

I'm only trying to help.

I'm sorry.

I'm not mad at you.

At this point, I'm losing
interest in the whole thing.

I don't care who's
sending the flowers.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Oh, hi.

Oh, just a second.

Yes, sir?

I was wondering if
you could do me a favor.

This really isn't important.

Just a-- just a
matter of curiosity.

I don't know who's
sending them, Mr. Nelson.

Well, as I say, it-- it
really isn't important.

I was just-- just
kind of curious.

Don't you have some kind
of an order or something?

It just says I'm supposed to
deliver them to Mrs. Nelson.

Well, uh, thanks
just the same.

I sure wish I could help you.

You're such a nice man.

Ooh.

Thank you.

You always give me
such a generous tip.

Thank you, Mr. Nelson.

That really wasn't necessary.

If you find out anything
more, be sure and let us know.

Oh, don't worry.

I will.

Hey, Joe.

You know, I just happened
to think of something.

That delivery boy said he
was supposed to deliver

the roses to Mrs. Nelson.

That's right, Harriet.

Well, that's just it.

He didn't say Harriet.

He said Mrs. Nelson.

Now, there's a
Mrs. David Nelson,

and there's a Mrs. Ricky Nelson.

But the roses are
being sent to your house.

Well, that could
be a mistake too.

It happens all the time.

In fact, scarcely a
day goes by that we

don't get packages or mail that
are meant for David or Ricky.

Oh, I suppose it's possible.

Well, sure it is.

Those roses are for Chris.

Rick was going out of town.

He probably figured
that that rose a day

bit wasn't so corny after all.

Yeah.

By gosh, you might
be right at that.

Well, that's the
only logical answer.

How about that?

Harriet's been getting the
roses that were meant for Chris.

Come on, we'd better go
and explain it to her.

We?
What do you mean, we?

Well, you can
back up my story.

She hasn't believed anything
I've said about the roses

so far.

- Hi, fellas.
- Hi.

Hmm.

Something smells good.

Roast lamb.

It's Ozzie's favorite.

Oh, what's the occasion?

Oh, no special occasion.

It's just because he happens
to be the nicest husband

in the whole world.

Have you heard about the rose
he's been sending me every day?

Yes, I have.

Oh, I-- I want to
talk to you about that.

Well, wait just a minute.

I've got a surprise in
the dining room for you.

Come on in.

Oh.

Aren't you going to tell her?

Shh.

Not right now.

Here you are.

Oh.

What's this?

It's a golf sweater.

Oh, well, yes, I know.

You like it?

Oh, yes.

It's great.
It's a beauty.

I was going to get
you one every day,

but I was afraid it might
get a little bit expensive.

Oh.

Gosh, I-- I don't
know what to say.

Well, just tell her
and get it over with.

Tell me what?

No, it's not important.

It can wait.

Joe?

Joe?

Gee.

Thanks for the sweater.

It's just beautiful!

Thank you, dear.

So are the roses.

Oh, pardon me.

Joe?

What else can I do?

I couldn't tell
her after all that.

I didn't want to
hurt her feelings.

Well, you've got to
tell her sooner or later.

And what about Ricky?

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't I send a
dozen roses to Chris?

That'd take care of it.

You mean and sign them
"from a secret admirer"?

Yeah.

And then I could explain it
to Rick when he got back.

Well, it might work.

It's got to work.

Joe, uh, will you
phone the flower shop

and tell them to send
a dozen roses to Chris?

Why me?

Well, if Harriet had heard me
phoning, it'd spoil everything.

Come on, will you?

How do I get involved
in these things?

Because you're a good friend,
a great guy, and a fine,

decent human being.

And not only that--

And not only that,
I'm pretty stupid.

Joe, will you
please make the call?

You mean I am stupid?

You're a good friend
and a great guy.

And a fine,
decent human being.

And a fine, decent
human sacrifice.

Call, will you, please?

OK, OK.

- Hello, good morning.
- Hi.

Hey, that sweater
looks great on you.

Oh, thank you.

I have a feeling this is
going to be my lucky sweater.

Good.

Well, I have to get going.

Well, hey, wait a minute.

Don't you want any breakfast?

No, thanks.

Oh, I was going
to fix pancakes,

and scrambled
eggs, and sausages.

Are you kidding?

After that big dinner
I had last night,

I'd waddle around
the golf course.

I'll fix them for lunch then.

It's a deal.

Maybe you'll see Rick
over at the golf course.

Rick?

Did he get back from his trip?

Oh, I guess I
forgot to tell you.

He didn't go after all.

Well, are you sure?

Yeah, Chris phoned
yesterday and said

David decided to go himself.

Well, what about the roses?

What about them?

I mean, well,
I'll see you later.

Hey, wait a minute.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Bye.

No, not that--
your golf clubs!

Oh.

Oh, hi, Ozzie.

Come on in.
Thank you.

Is Joe here?

Yeah, he's around someplace.

What a pretty sweater!

Oh, thank you.

Where is he?
Where's who?

Joe.

Hi, Oz!

Oh, Joe.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Sure, sit down.

Oh, thank you.

No, I don't have
time to sit down.

Did you send roses to Chris?
Well, yeah.

That was the idea, wasn't it?

You sent roses to Chris?

You mean Ricky's wife?

Will you wait
a second, please?

What's going on here?

First you send roses to Harriet,
then you send roses to Chris.

No, no.

I hope you're satisfied.

You've done it again.

I asked him to send
the roses to Chris.

It's kind of a long,
involved story.

That's right.

I'll say one
thing for you two--

you sure do stick together.

Clara!
Why?

What's happened?

It seems we've been sending
the roses to the wrong girl.

What do you mean?

Well, Rick didn't
leave town after all.

David did.

He's the one who's been
sending the flowers to Harriet.

You mean to June!

Well, Harriet's
been getting them.

Wait a minute.

What kind of double
talk is that?

Clara, will you please go
make some coffee or something?

OK, OK.

Gee, I wonder what
Rick's going to think?

His wife gets a dozen roses
from a secret admirer.

Chris has a secret admirer?

OK, I'm leaving.

We've got to phone Chris.

Do you mind if I
use your telephone?

Help yourself.

Hello.

Oh, hi, Chris.

Oh, hi, dad.

Is Rick there?

No, he's out playing golf.

Do I sound especially happy?

Oh, well, yes, I guess so.

Well, if I don't,
I certainly should.

Do you know what that
husband of mine did?

Well, I'm not sure.

He sent me a dozen of the
most beautiful roses you've ever

seen, and for no reason at all.

He didn't even go on the trip.

Oh, well, that's real nice.

Did he say he sent them?

Well, not exactly.

But you know how shy
he can be at times.

He signed the card
"from a secret admirer."

Wasn't that romantic?

Oh, yeah.

Well, when he comes
home, would you tell him

I'd kind of like to
talk to him, please?

Well, mom invited us
over to dinner tonight,

so we'll see you then.

Oh, well, that'll be fine.

Then I'll see you later.
OK, dad.

Bye.

Bye.

Well, evidently,
Rick played it cool.

She thinks the
flowers are from him.

Well, that figures.

Like father like son.

I feel sorry for
poor Dave, though.

He's been sending roses to June,
and all the while Harriet's

been getting them.

Yeah.
Well, that's easy.

I'll just get on the phone and
order a dozen roses sent over

to June.
You'll do what?

Clara.

What are you doing, sending
flowers to everybody in town?

I'm not sending
flowers to anybody.

I'll take care of this myself.

I'll see you guys later.

Everybody's getting
flowers except me.

When do I get mine?

That's what I want to know.

You keep this up, and
you'll get yours, all right.

Hey, what do we got here?

A special treat, and you
deserve it, both of you,

for being so thoughtful,
considerate, and romantic.

How about that?

Dinner will be ready
in a few minutes.

- Anything we can do to help?
- Oh, no.

You guys just sit
here and relax.

This is pretty good treatment
for roses I didn't even send.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I must admit, it
was quite a relief

to find out that you were
the one who sent them.

Well, are you sure you don't
want to explain the whole thing

to Chris?
Are you kidding?

I never had it so good.

Let's just leave
everything the way it is.

It's almost already.

OK.

I'll get it.

I'll give you three guesses,
who do you think it is?

Well, it's just
about dinnertime.

Come in, Wally.

How'd you know it was me?

Oh, just a lucky guess.

I just happened to
be in the neighborhood.

- Well, that figures.
- Hi, Rick.

Hi, Wally.

Hey, wait a second.

What's this?

Oh, it's the last
rose for Mrs. Nelson.

I thought I'd deliver it myself.

You've been sending
roses to Mrs. Nelson?

Yeah, one rose every day.

I got the idea from you.

Well, I don't get it.

What's the big idea?

Well, I just want to
show my appreciation

for all the wonderful
meals I've had over here.

You know, when I just happened
to be in the neighborhood?

I'm not as big a moocher
as you think I am.

In fact, I guess nobody is.

- Hi, Wally.
- Oh, hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Hi, Chris.

Hi.

So I thought I'd stop
in and say hello.

Oh, good.
It's nice to see you.

Well, thank you.

Oh, and don't worry about me
as far as dinner is concerned.

- Are you sure?
- Oh, sure.

Just whatever you're having
is all right with me.

A little lamb chops,
anything at all.

- How about fried chicken?
- How'd you guess?

That's my favorite.

Oh, by the way.

Here, have one of these.

I agree.

Well, we're ready
any time you are.

OK.

There's something we want
to talk to you about.

But I want to tell Mrs.
Nelson about the rose!

Shh!

That's what we wanted to
talk to you about, the roses.

Sit down.

Uh, hello?
Pop?

This is Dave.

Oh, hi, Dave.

Well, I just got
back from my trip,

and the florist delivered
a dozen roses for June.

Card says "from a
secret admirer."

Do you know anything about it?
Well, yeah.

Look, I'll explain it
to you when I see you.

There's nothing to worry about.

I sent them, but you just play
it cool and take all the bows.

And I'll call you later, OK?

OK.

Well, fine, Dave.

Now, look.

We admit that you've
got us over a barrel,

but we're willing
to work out a deal.

Come on, you guys.

Dinner's ready.

OK.

We'll be right there.

Just for openers, how much
do you owe at the malt shop?

Well, let's see.

We can figure out later.

Rick and I will pay
the entire bill.

- Really?
- Yeah, and look.

How would you like to take
Ginger out to dinner tomorrow

night?
And we'll pay all the expenses.

Wow!
That sounds great.

- Let's see what else now.
- Whatever it is, I'll do it.

I'll do it!

Oh, thank you.

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