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Previously
on "Southern Charm".

Hey!

Look who it is.

After JT
arrived in paradise-

Craig, you're lying.

It was loud and clear.

All
hell broke loose.

What you said flamed us!

What you said flamed that.

No, I didn't
say what you said!

And even though

Venita tried to
convince him to stay-

No.

No, no cameras.

Okay.

Come on in.

After
our one-on-one-

I'm being real and I want
this friendship to work.

Well, it's about time.

I've been real
this whole time.

He hightailed
it back to Charleston.

Meanwhile, Sienna was
still ghosting Shep.

I spiraled last
night 'cause of Sienna.

Whatever this
is isn't healthy.

I know.

And it
was up to me, yes, me,

to talk him off the ledge.

Maybe I don't even deserve it.

I'm a----ing wild
son of a bitch.

How am I a good
idea for anybody?

Well, I think you
deserve to be loved

as much as you're giving.

♪ She's a hurricane

♪ Baby, it's not so easy

♪ Ba ba du

♪ Mm-hmm

Thank
you guys so much.

I appreciate you all.

All right,
guys, see you soon.

Alright, well, let's go up and
we can get ready for dinner.

And there we go.

Bless.

Okay.

Home again, home again.

Jiggety jig.

It is kinda hot in here.

Oh my God, I'm so sunburned.

Craig.

What are you doing?

Drying off.

Are you out of the shower?

Why, what's up?

You're gonna
think I'm an idiot.

What?

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

I've got this
necklace.

Do I look like a----ing total
tool if I give it to her?

I got her a really
nice necklace.

It's a megalodon tooth,

so the giant, prehistoric
on a necklace.

Why, when
are you gonna see her?

I'm gonna see her tonight.

She's coming to dinner.

She wants to see me.

The necklace isn't
the weird thing.

The dinner is.

So if she's coming to dinner,
give her the necklace.

Okay.

I think the decision's dinner.

She's coming to dinner.

Why is she coming to dinner?

You slept on the beach
last night because of her.

- Eh.
- If we're gonna be real.

Yeah, I did.

You don't have to
be a rocket scientist

to see that she
doesn't like him.

Shep's gonna continue
to get led on

so what's the point of
having her at dinner?

I know she's a good
person, and we're, we had a-

I'm not challenging if
she's a good person or not.

No, I know.

We had a,

we have a connection.

No, you don't, not anymore.

You're broken up.

That's over.

You don't know,
you don't know.

What good does it
do you to get dinner?

It doesn't matter,
it's happening.

When Craig gets it in his mind

that something's not right
for one of his friends,

he will not back down.

He's very resolute.

It's okay.

She's coming.

But, like, don't ask me to
be rational in this moment.

That's ridiculous.

Hey, I'll act like,

I'll act like it
doesn't bother me.

I mean, it does a
little, but like,

I can handle this.
- Okay, fine, fair.

- I can handle this.
- Fair, fair.

How about this?

- Shep, it does bother you.
- No, how about-

No, I like being around her.

I love being around her.
- How about this?

Okay.

How about this?

We don't get to ignore
the end result tonight.

However the----
you end up tonight-

No, no, we're
gonna have a talk.

If I'm looking for
you again in the hotel

at four in the morning-

Okay.

Then you listen to me

and you don't----ing
talk to her ever again.

I got you.

I got you.

I'm just saying.

I know.

- Hey-
- If this goes awry,

then we're done with her.

Spell awry.

Okay, I am gonna
go walk with Sienna

down to where we're eating,

and we're gonna hang
out and have fun.

And I appreciate everybody's
advice and concern.

And I'm gonna
be lovely to her.

I know you will.

Would you have
an opinion on something?

Shep doesn't listen
to what we say.

Is what Craig is
saying to Shep true?

I think yes.

Is the way that he's
delivering it wrong?

I think yes as well.

Craig is just being a dick.

Jesus Christ.

Knock, knock.

Santa Claus is here.

Yeah, decent enough.

Come on in.

Howdy.

I mean, you've
never looked hotter.

Here you go.

Wow.

Here you go.

You're
coming to dinner, right?

Yeah.

So tell me about this
boat cruise this morning.

What did I miss?

It was
a massive yacht.

It was great.

It was a good day.

Yeah?

Shep was just being
sad over Sienna.

Like, simp.

What the---- s wrong with him

Dude, he can't wrap
his head around the fact

that she's not into him.

Okay, could you imagine
bringing all your----ing friend

and coming here and
then not getting laid?

Whitney, don't laugh.

How----ing terrible.

I want you to do
like smokey eyes.

Smokey eye with these tits?

I'll look like a whore.

It's not like

you don't look like the
one anyway.

You could put all your black
on and see you soon, devil.

Austen, do me a favor.

If things get intense,
just grab my arm.

Dude, I'm so confused why
you're so worked up about it.

Because I'm sensitive
to, like, justice

and the right and wrong.
- He's an empath.

That sounds like JT, dude.

Oh.

He literally is like,
"I want the truth."

I'm just telling the truth.

I'm sticking with the truth.

A true friend just will
tell you the hard truth.

Okay, but that doesn't mean

that no one else in
the world wants it.

Hello.

How are you doing, sir?

Good, I'm Shep.

Nice to meet you.

Demiko.

Demiko?

- Yes, sir.
- The pleasure's mine.

All right, all right.

Welcome.

So what's up?

Talk to me.

Basically, what you're
gonna have tonight,

you're gonna have a nice
Bahamian flavor menu.

Conch salad with just
some boiled lobster

and your tomahawk steak.

I was hoping this dinner

would be a coronation
of our relationship

and then ride off
into the sunset.

And here I am, like, entering
enemy territory almost.

Like, I don't know
where I stand.

It's such a difficult
position to be in.

It's hard to express.

And is there a fire over there?

Yeah, you got a
fire pit here for-

Let me see.

Afterwards.

Oh, cool.

Do you have a lighter?

Yeah, yeah, I
got you, I got you.

- Sounds good, man. Hey.
- Good to meet you.

- Good to meet you.
- All right and-

Thank you.

Looking forward to tonight.

Yeah, yeah.

Be careful what you wish for.

Ah, yes.

I gotta
take my shoes off.

I took my shoes off too.

Yeah.

How are you?

Good to see you.

You look super tan.

I did. I've gotten a lot
of sun.

Well, this is it.

- This is amazing.
- Is it satisfactory?

This is beautiful.

Come sit down.

Have a seat.

How are you?

I'm good.

You look fantastic.

Thank you.

And I told you
I got you a gift

and I'm gonna give it to you.

Oh, yeah?

Do you want it?

I like gifts.

You like gifts?

That's my love language.

Really?

Okay.

Are you nervous?

Are you weird?

No, I'm curious
to see what it is.

Ah!

Aw, this is so nice.

- It's a megalodon tooth.
- It's a shark necklace.

Yeah, but that's like
the prehistoric shark

that was like bigger than
all the other sharks.

Thank you.

You like it?

Look at that.

I think I'll
wear it right now.

You will?

How does it look?

I mean, it really accentuates

your wonderful chest.

You're so silly.

Like it?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

I think you look
beautiful, as always.

Thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Is my hair blowing in the wind?

I love your hair,
and you know that.

I want you to know
that you're wonderful.

And the number one thing is we

undeniably have a connection,

and whatever we were is
really rare in this world.

It's been a whirlwind,
and passion, and love.

That's why I
invited you to Italy

to meet my brother, and
sister, and my nieces,

and my mom and dad.

And I was like, all
right, this is it.

That's why this is just,

it's just nonsense.

It's so sudden.

It's like being cut,
my head being cut off.

I just-

Actually, it doesn't
feel like that at all.

It feels like a death by a
thousand paper cuts, honestly.

But we weren't
in a relationship.

So what were the
moments that we had?

Like, what was that, just like
a aberration or something?

No, I wouldn't,

we had a lot of fun
with each other,

and we were always
having a good time.

You know?

That's, like, really
minimizing it in my mind.

Hello.

Hi.

Welcome to paradise.

Thanks, yeah.

Look how beautiful.

I thought today
was really nice.

Yeah, I agree.

I took a nice little nap.

I should.

Really?
- Did you at all?

No.

Where were you?

I took a nap, I
sat in the shower-

- I hung out with Whitney.
- For a while.

How's Whitney?

He's Whitney, having a blast.

I wonder if Sienna's
gonna show up or not.

If not, Shep's gonna cry.

Have you ever seen
him so emotional?

Really?
- Mm-mm.

I mean, I really do think

he's just having a taste
of his own medicine.

I'm like, yeah, it's not
a good feeling, is it?

Mm-mm.

Like, it tastes bad.

Yeah.

Oh, here's Leva.

Aw.

Hello!

Hi!

Look how
pretty you look.

How are you guys?

What did I miss?

I'm dying to know
what's going on.

Like, is everybody
getting along?

I would say yeah.

For the most party, yeah.
- For now.

Sienna's here.

That's been a whole debacle.
- Yeah.

What do you mean?

They haven't stayed
together one night.

She hasn't stayed
the night with him.

He hasn't stayed with her.

Like, don't you
think that's weird?

It's very bizarre.

So when I met her
at the dog party,

she, like, winked at me.

She was like, "You know, girl,

I'm here for, like, a good
time, not a long time."

Guys, they end up,
like, turning 40,

and then, like, one
day, they meet a girl

that's like in their 20s
and, like, way faster,

way better at the game.

Like, that girl
just schools them,

and then they feel 40-something.

So she's just not that into him.

Coming up.

Craig, the necklace.

He got me a megalodon tooth.

It was the same
one you got me.

We were in love.

Will you admit that?

I don't know if
we were in love.

You felt love, and that's
what we talked about.

We talked about...

I mean, like, gimme.

Like, tell me.

It's not like there was an event

that occurred that,
like, oh----.

Like, it was,

we were, like, ticking to
the top of a rollercoaster

and on a journey.

We weren't
even in a relationship.

All right, are you all ready?

Come on.

All right.

Everyone ready?
- I changed.

That's really cute.

Ooh, yeah.

Go.

Hi, sherbet short.

Thank you, sir, thank you.

I totally disagree
with that assessment.

I can't agree to disagree.

We didn't have a label on it.

I----ing hate labels.

I just know how I felt,

and I'm pretty sure
I know how you felt.

I feel a little sick.

I've had my heart broken
about three or four times,

but this might be the first time

that I've tried to
fight for somebody

when it appears that
they didn't want it.

I feel like Ophelia in "Hamlet",
unrequited love.

Or is that "Macbeth"?

I forgot.

I'm hurt, without a
doubt, and it sucks.

And I'm gonna think about you.

I can't help that, you know?

But if this is the last
time we see each other,

let's, I guess, have a
good night, you know?

This is cool.

I mean...

Oh.

Is Craig gonna fire dance?

- Oh!
- I would love to fire dance.

You did
that last year.

Yeah, you did.

Craig, fire dancing.

I would love to...

Oh, God.

We were together for a month.

Jesus Christ.

Why is he doing this?

- Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
- No.

They're out here.
- My friends are here.

Let's go.

Let's have fun.

Hey, guys.

What do we got here?

We have Bahama
Mama and Sky Juice.

And and what's Sky Juice?

It's rum.

Thank you very much.

Oh, look who's here?

What, who?

Sienna's here.

Oh.

Hey!

Hey, guys.

Hello.
- Hey!

How are you?

- I'm good. How's your day?
- Good, good, good, good.

Austen's
such a----ing pussy.

We missed you today.

The boat was-

I know.

A lot of fun.

Well, let's just sit.

- Yes.
- I don't wanna say hi.

My version of friendship is
being honest and tough love.

And Austen being
an enabler to Shep

is not being a good friend.

Hey, good to see you.

Hey!

- You look good.
- Thank you.

You remember Whitney.

Of course I do.

You do?

- What's up?
- How can you forget?

I'm good.

Yeah.

She's the one who
reached out to me first.

Oh, wait, what?

Sienna and him used to
talk on Raya before Shep.

How's it going?

Everything's fine.

Did she dump you or no?

Basically.

Yeah, she did?

Shut up.

A glass of champagne, please.

Across.

Yeah, they're gonna sit across.

No,
put them together.

No, they're across, Taylor.

They're across.
- Why?

- Because they're across.
- Across is good.

Shepard.

- Thank you.
- Okay, let's go.

All right.

Well, this is a
very pretty table setting.

Shep!

- Mm-hmm, where am I?
- Come sit by me.

You and Sienna
should come here.

Boom, boom.

Boom.

We're next to
each other again.

Finally.

This is really nice. And you
guys wanna look at the menu?

It's limited, but I like it.

What
did you do today?

A very boring day.

You guys have fun?

We did.

It was so beautiful.

And we got to swim

and, yeah.
- Great.

I love this time in the
night where everyone's acting-

Normal?

Honestly, this is like

when everyone's like
their fakest right now.

Thank you.

Conch salad.

Wow, here we go.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

What a lovely night this is.

I know,
it's really nice

Without
little bitch ass here,

it's a lovely night.
- Ugh!

JT.

Where is JT?

In hell.

He's face down in
the ocean.

Craig, she's at
your house waiting for you.

The only thing I'm concerned
about right now is JT.

Like, is he on the plane? Did
he make it to the airport?

Like, how's his blood sugar?

Like, is he eating okay?

What is he drinking?

How's he feeling?

Those are the things
I'm concerned about.

--- this dinner.

Sienna, me, Shep, and Taylor,
and Molly went snorkeling.

It was-

You know there
are sharks out there, right?

You're very lucky
you got out alive.

Oh, by the
way, speaking of sharks,

Craig, the necklace.

What?

He got me
a megalodon tooth.

He was very excited
to give you that.

Oh my gosh, that
is really nice.

Oh, he has
been talking about that

the whole trip.
- Good job.

Taylor, you have
that necklace, right?

It's the same one you got me.

I'm gonna give Taylor
her birthday present.

It's a great white
tooth necklace.

I love that.

No, you had the great
white. That's the megalodon.

He stays original in what
he gives out to his girls.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a
Charleston classic.

I think
it's a Shep classic.

How's he doing?

'Cause he was very emotional.

Are you doing okay?

I'm okay.

It's just that

I told him we should just
take a step back from things.

You know, I think Shep's someone
who kind of needs someone

who is going to be in the
passenger seat of his life,

and I'm just not in a position

to be in the passenger
seat of Shep's life.

I don't even have a car.

I'm kidding,
passenger seat.

I do have a car.

It's a Buick.

It's not-
- I know.

It's not very exciting, yeah.

I have a question.

Do you see yourself
in three years

being married and settling down,

like, maybe like, you know,

living jointly between
Charleston and Nassau,

or getting even
your own place in-

Whitney.

No, I'm curious.

To get to that place,
we would first need to,

a, define
the relationship,
which we never did,

and go through those steps.

What is, sorry-

It's such a new age thing.

I'm such a busybody, but like,

how would you define your
relationship as it is now?

As it is now?

We're not in a
relationship right now.

Coming up.

I was like,---- me, like,
trying not to be an alcoholic

is now affecting my
friendship with Austen.

...

How would you define your
relationship as it is now?

As it is now?

We're not in a
relationship right now.

I'm sorry.

I'm okay with it.

What am I gonna do,
cry in my ceviche?

No, don't cry.

I'll cry if you cry, damn.

Oh, I'll cry.

Shep, you have not smiled
at all the last two days.

That's not true.

You have
been so stressed out.

I've been melancholy.

What happened?

You stressed him out so much

that he blacked out
and slept on the beach.

That's true.

Old habits die hard, friend.

A lot.

I know.

Shep's allowed to get drunk,
you know, because he's sad

and fall asleep in the
- ing beach if he wants to.

I mean, he is a grown man.

But if you ask Craig,
you know, he's like,

he's a 45-year-old drunk.

Craig doesn't think
that he'll ever change.

You were your worst version
of yourself the last two days

because you've been like-

That's
not very nice to say.

We've had a lot of fun.

We've had a lot of
nice moments together.

I know, but I feel like

you're----ing torturing
yourself with this.

- No, I'm not. I'm good.
- You wanna date.

Did you tell her that
you wanna date her

and be exclusive?
- Yeah.

And I'm going to Cuba tomorrow.

And what
did Sienna say?

It might have been
too little too late.

You don't wanna
be with him right now,

or you don't wanna
be with him ever?

Or could it be something
that could be worked on?

It's not a bad
question to ask.

Pardon?

Like, why did you tell
Shep that you loved him

when you just, then you
just backed off twice?

Guys, don't grill
her too bad, please.

Well, this is fun.

Hmm?

I said,
well, this is fun.

Anyway.

This is so sad.

He's clearly just
got played for a fool

in front of everybody.

And I'm like, Sienna,
it's time to leave.

Come here.

- Hmm?
- Come and talk to me.

Do you wanna talk?

Let's go talk.
- More?

Yeah.

Everybody's been
drinking all day.

It's okay.

It's not okay

As long as you're okay, Shep.

No, I'm uncomfortable.

I don't like to be
talked about in this way,

and I don't like you-
- Neither do I,

especially since I wanted
to save us addressing

the problem.
- You wanna-

I wanted to save it
for after the trip,

but you insisted that we
sit down and talk about it.

Craig is sitting here
being like, "Say something!"

I'm like, I just don't wanna
sh-- down her throat.

Every second that she's
here, she gives him false hope

every second that she's here.

I understand that.

But what are we gonna do, just
sit here and crush her, dude?

She just doesn't like him.

What I wanted is
for me to come here

and us be madly
in love, you know?

Hmm.

And that was like, we missed
it by the little window.

Don't know how, don't know why.

Yeah.

She's running for cover.

That's how I see it.

She knows the truth, but
she doesn't wanna say it.

It's just sad to see things
break down in front of you.

I just don't want you
to be on the firing line

for an hour and a half.

That's not fair.

It's not cool.

I should leave, probably.

I think that's probably best.

And that's not an indication
of what I want to have happen.

You understand?
- That's okay.

No, I got it.

Oh my God.

Jesus.

Austen sucks.

I need another drink.

Hey, she's gonna leave.

Okay, yeah, okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

I'm sorry.

Y'all are dealing with
what you're dealing with.

It's very raw.

And it's really no one else's

---- business.
- I know.

And I thought it was a
good idea, and I was wrong.

Yeah.

Fireworks for the
worst----ing dinner ever.

Should we eat?

Are we done?

Do y'all wanna go over there?

Yeah.

Let's go have fun.

That's
kind of beautiful.

Look.

Ugh.

Hello, sir.

Can I get eight
shots of Sambuca?

Sienna, I thought
even though we didn't,

I guess, define it,
which I hate that.

It's like such a
millennial thing.

But are you, are
you a millennial?

I don't know what I am.

At my age, I know that
you don't find this often.

I'm sorry, you don't.

You have to honor it
and give it a chance.

Okay, I'm gonna go

and bring them shots.
- Okay.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Is it
rude for me to leave

and not say bye to everyone?
- No.

Okay, we have
shots of Sambuca.

No, Molly?

Here you go.

Do you want a shot of Sambuca?

What
the hell is that?

Sure.
- Madison?

Okay, figures.

Bye.

See you.

I feel bad for
this whole thing.

You feel bad for her?

No, no.

I just feel bad that the
guy's heart is broken, dude.

That's it.

Where are they?

Don't hate me.

I love
the smell of you.

Don't hate me, Shep.

How could I ever hate,
how could I ever hate you?

I love you.

Coming up.

You are an embellisher.

And you know this.

To put you

in the best light possible.
- I'm a lawyer!

- Exactly!
- I'm a lawyer

and a storyteller!

Don't hate me, Shep.

How could I ever hate,
how could I ever hate you?

I love you.

He's not
a----ing idiot.

Okay.

We know that.

He's 44 years old.

We read the text.

She could not be more clear

that she doesn't
- ing like him.

---- We know that.

And then she's gotta go away.

See you.

Bye.

- This has gotta be
- ing awful for Taylor.

Taylor, is this like
a meat grinder for you

to watch him fight for a girl
and he didn't fight for you?

Ooh.

No.

Honestly, not at all.

No, I'm saying, like,

it would drive me----ing nuts.

- Truly, truly.
- Oof, that's...

Last year, I would not
have been in a good place.

So glad that that is not me.

It's not my circus.

I'm good.

To be completely honest, I
feel a little bit bad for Shep.

But I'm going, I'm sorry, but
you're doing it to yourself.

Where's Shep right now?

All right,
a little lobster.

At this age, you should be
very confident in who you are

and confident in your life.

And you're not, and
it's very pathetic.

Oh, no, Shep's by himself.

Look at this man.

Guys.

Don't mind if I do.

- Oh, are they over there?
- Oh my gosh.

Okay.
- Oh, is he eating alone?

Crying into
his peas and rice.

Seeing Shep heartbroken
is a little sad.

But, you know, now I think
he knows what it feels like

to get his heart broken,

and sometimes that's a lesson
that we all need to be taught.

Let me go, let me...

I'm gonna ask him
if he's all right.

He actually seems kinda sad.

Why are
you sad by yourself?

She was just in
the firing line.

I feel terrible about
this whole thing.

We are your friend
first, team Shep first.

I know.

He ruined a dinner by
fighting a fake girlfriend,

which I told him
not to----ing do.

Ha.

She's not giving
me what you want.

She did.

She's giving you what you're
used to doing to other women.

Maybe.

It's very, very sad

'cause Shep is coming off
of a long-term relationship

where he messed up
and tried to fix it.

And now, he's, like, genuinely
opening up his art again

and this girl is just like,
tss tss tss tss, ripping at it.

I'm here to be real,
and I'm here to be raw.

Yeah.

And you're gonna
know how I feel.

And I'm gonna lean on you,
and that's what friendship is.

That's what
true friendship is.

- He's defeated
- The Bob Marley quote.

Yeah.

True friends are like stars.

They're only evident
when it's dark.

And it's dark, and
y'all are here.

Thank you for being a star,
a superstar.

All right, I'll see
you in a minute.

Okay.

How's the night going so far?

It's----ing terrible.

Thank you for asking.

Oh, man.

Yeah, so the girl,
Sienna, she's Miss Bahamas,

and I've been seeing
her for a few months.

You know when, like,
something's like cool

and you're like,
what happened, why?

And that's kind of
what's happening.

So I'm having to deal
with that in real time.

You know what I mean?

But it's cool.

I said all of
this would happen.

I, okay.

I said if you
invite her to dinner,

it's gonna----
the whole dinner up.

Okay, Craig.

Jesus, man.

Austen, I know
that you love me.

Yeah.

But do you have a
hard time not hating me?

Sometimes-

Yeah, sometimes, sure.

Sometimes I look at
your face when I do----

and I was like, "He
- ing hates me."

It's the same,

I have the same thought
about you, Craig.

I'm like, "This
mother----er hates me."

Craig and Austen have
a genuine friendship,

and I just think that
they've gotta clear the air

if they really wanna
try to mend this.

I went to meet up with Craig.

I thought that he was going
to take some criticism,

but he handles zero criticism.

Like, this divorce
that you two are in,

what are we gonna do about it?

'Cause like, I
think he loves you.

These two honestly just
need to kiss and make up.

I'm sick of it.

Like, tell me what I do
that drives you so----ing mad.

So you will,

you turn it,

right, to-

Exaggerate?

You are an embellisher,
and you know this, to put you

in the best light possible.
- I'm a lawyer!

Exactly!

I'm a lawyer
and a storyteller!

I know that.

I think that my
self-improvement,

you take personally.
- Oh my god, Craig.

Like, I will gag myself
if you go down this road.

Don't do that.

It's not your self-improvement.

Now, I'm over it.

Why?

You're gonna just walk away.

Yeah,
I'm----ing over it.

My self-improvement

you take personally.
- Oh my God, Craig.

It's not your self-improvement.

Now, I'm over it.

Why?

You're gonna just walk away.

Yeah.

I'm I m----ing over it.

What the heck?

Austen,
finish the conversation!

Should
we go get a drink?

Yeah, come on.

All right, so
what just happened?

How are you and JT?

Oh-

Please.

Venita,
I can't stray away-

You saw that, you saw that?

From what I saw on your phone.

What did you see?

- Just paragraphs from JT.
- Oh, yeah. Paragraphs, yeah.

Wait, wait.

These long messages are from-

JT.

That sh-- goes on
and on and on and on

and on and on and on.
- I'll show you.

And I'm not reading.

I'm just seeing white, yeah.

He has feelings for you,
like, more than friend, or no?

And you feel the same?

So after last
night, I for sure know

that the feelings that I have
for JT, JT also has for me,

like, a hundred percent.

There's no question.

There's no doubting.

There's no, like, oh,
I think he likes me.

Like, no, JT likes me.

I don't have champagne.

Don't be mad at me.

How could I be mad?

Come on in.

And if JT has a
girlfriend in this moment,

I feel sorry for the
girl on the other side

because he's spending all his
time talking and texting me

and he's giving you crumbs.

If I get paragraphs like that
from a man, immediately no.

Hey, don't
get----ing fired up.

I'm not.

Let's sit down, dude.

You are
getting----ing fired up.

Okay, okay.

Austen, listen, you're
one of my best friends.

I was never trying to do
stuff to better myself

to get away from other people.

I didn't know that
it would ever change,

like, the level of our
friendship, you know?

I want to get back
to a place of love.

I mean, Craig, man,
if we're being honest,

like, I feel that where
all the disconnect has come

is that you've created this
wonderful image for yourself.

An image?

And you're terrified of,
like, disappointing someone

or something that, like, now,

in order to, like,
maintain this,

you're saying, "I need
to, like, sit at my house

and not see me with like a
beer in my hand or something."

Do you think I project
an image that isn't me?

I do.

It's like Craig doesn't
want to like, you know, hang

or do this because he's got the
image to, you know, protect.

You've just gotten,
you know, drunk

on, like, nice guy Craig.

Our bedding is so
soft, handpicked by me.

Cheese boards, big batch
beverage dispensers.

I just want you to loosen
the reins a little bit.

Yeah, but I can't

because I don't have
any leash on myself.

That's any addict.

I was, like,---- me, like,
trying not to be an alcoholic

is now affecting my
friendship with Austen.

...

And that's where I was
coming from, you know?

Like, I have tears in my eyes
because, like, it's real.

I was in the trenches by myself

trying to, like, better my life.

And like, then you were like,

"Oh, you're never
with me anymore."

I'm like, dude, I don't
- ing... like, I can't.

I gotta stay on my
couch, you know?

I gotta stay on my couch
because if I leave my couch,

I'm gonna drink a bottle of
Jager and do dumb sh--.

...

The word addict, you
never used with me.

No, I've never
said it out loud

until watching----ing Shep.
- You never...

Hi.

How are you?

Watching Shep this
weekend end up on the beach,

I was like, this is why
I don't do it anymore.

I'm really lucky, dude.

I'm lucky I got out of it.

But that's why I can
- ing comment on Shep.

Like, he's not out of it.

I woke up on a beach
chair, like, by a pool

and was just like,
okay, go home.

You know, like,
nothing bad happened.

Nothing bad happened,
yeah, you're lucky,

but we were looking
for him for you

for hours.
- I know.

And I should have known, man.

You know, with the Adderall
thing, like, that's,

you know, you were struggling.

We were just a little worried
about you man, you know?

Well, yeah, I won't
sleep for three days

and then I sleep for,
you know, 20 hours.

That's really bad, man.

Cameran, do you think
he's addicted to Adderall?

Yes, a hundred percent.

And I think Adderall,

yes, it is prescribed
and people take it.

But when you abuse it, that is
a recipe for----ing disaster.

I am very sorry
for not understanding

what you were going through.

You and Paige, strong as hell,

and like, you're fine
with the distance.

And you're not, like,
sitting at your house

and just being, like, you
know, like alone and like-

Dude-

Battling or no?

She was right with
me this entire time.

There's a reason that me
and Paige are so close.

I just could not imagine
being, like, closer to someone.

Like, I'm so lucky
that she chose to be,

like, I see someone there.

She helped me, like,
beat this demon.

...

Then put on shoes!

We didn't go on
vacation to be boring!

Enough!

Your girlfriend walks
around with bare feet.

Keep it to yourself.

I'm fine.

You look stupid!

I look stupid, thank you.

Go---- yourself!

Get your boyfriend
on a----ing chain.

He's literally bat sh-- crazy.

It's been a struggle
and it's been a fight.

And I guess I shouldn't
have internalized it,

but that's what's
been going on and-

It just explains a lot.

Maybe that's why, like, the
image that you were, like,

thinking I was trying
to portray was, like,

yeah, that's what I'm
trying to do.

But I'm not trying to
convince other people of it.

I'm actually trying to, like,
do it, become that, you know?

So...

Well, hey, man, I'm, like,
really appreciative of you

for opening up to me like that.

Maybe we make more sense now.

Craig's addiction

doesn't excuse him
from being an asshole.

It doesn't excuse him from
being an angry----ing person,

doesn't excuse a lot of things.

But it is the starting point,

and it definitely is not
what I expected him to say.

And I'm sorry that I never
told you, and I'm sorry

that you thought I just
didn't----ing like you.

And I have to give
him grace for being,

finally, for being as open
and vulnerable with me

as he is right now.

I should have told you.

I love you.

I'm sorry it affected,
like, our time together,

but that was so I could
get better, you know?

That's what it was about.

And that's between
us, no one else.

Yeah, of course.

I was, like, I was,

wasn't in a great spot, dude.

Man, is it freeing just
to be, like, transparent.

If we would've just had
this conversation sooner,

it would've saved us
a lot of heartache

and grief and frustration.

Let's find our new quality time.

Dude, that is what I've-

We never talked like
that, and that's our fault.

We're all fighting
our battles.

Aw,
look at these two.

Are they hugging?

Is Austen crying?

Yeah, of course he is.

I wish this is what
happened with Sienna.

I love you.

Me too, dude.

It doesn't mean

that I don't think you're
a bitch.

Coming up.

Wait, this is awesome.

Oh my God.
- What are their names?

They're such
distinguished gentlemen.

This is tall as me.

Whoa, what?

I'm good.

I almost wanna
wear this today.

No.

I don't wanna go home.

Get me home

to my puppies.

Whoo!

When I get
home, I'm gonna be like,

"Tyler, unpack my bag."

And he'll
say, "---- you."

You didn't
have to wake me up

reading some text this
morning, so that's good.

No, I got nothing left to say.

I said it all.

You know what I mean?

Good,
that was the goal.

Well, do you wanna go
to the girls' room?

Yeah.

Apparently, there's flamingos
hanging out somewhere

in a room.

Yeah, I paid for it.

You did?

Yeah.

How?

Because I found out that
that was an option in the hotel

and I was like, "I, done."

Really?

Yeah.

Who that?

Wrong door.

- Oh, hi!
- Hey. Good morning, Molly.

How are you?

Thank you, I'm good.

How are you?
- Good to see you.

Oh my gosh, I'm so hungry.

I know, I'm real,

like, my stomach
is like hanging.

Look how pretty that is.

Wow.

Ryan.

Ah, you look cute!

How are you?

Good, how are you?

I know, I'm gonna miss my
visits to the palace, y'all.

What's up?

Oh, hello.

How are you?

Did my flamingos make it?

- Did you?
- Oh my God!

- That was you?
- Yeah.

- Oh!
- Craig.

Thank you.
- I wanna see 'em.

Well, I didn't get

to see the flamingos.
- I'm so excited.

I didn't get to see them
either, so I'm excited.

I don't know where they are.

No way.

Wait,
this is awesome.

This is awesome.
- Wait, wait.

What are their names?
- Oh my God.

They're such
distinguished gentlemen.

Hi.

This is cool.

Look how
pretty they are.

Oh my God, yay!

Thank you, Craig.

This is tall as me.

Whoa, what?

I'm good.

Those----ing things are scary.

I'm good.

I'm a chicken.

They don't understand
personal space

and that just kind
of freaks me out.

No!

Do y'all wanna sit down?

It's so pretty.

Oh, look
at these pastries.

Are we digging in?

Yeah.

All right,
let's do it y'all.

This is banana bread.

I saw you
crying last night.

Should I get some champagne?

You made me cry.

But why were you crying?

I'll tell you
about it one day.

Okay.

Does
anybody need champagne

We don't wanna do it again.

Just, yeah, it would
be a little rushed.

Salley, will you
put some orange juice in mine?

- But you're okay?
- But we're great.

Yeah, we were like,
we're, it was good.

The podcast is coming back,

things are looking up?

I think we understand
each other better.

Okay.

I didn't even realize

that everyone's brain's
is just different.

We didn't understand each other.

To have a breakthrough

like I did with
Austen was phenomenal.

We knew our chain was broken,
but we didn't know where.

And so I'm hopeful
but I'm cautious

to build our friendship
again, like this new chapter,

You guys are going
back to Charleston.

I fly to Miami and
meet with some friends

and we're going to Cuba.

Ooh.

I'm actually, like, get me
out of this country.

Shep, how are you
feeling after last night, man?

Free.

A little.

You know what I mean?

- That's good, yeah.
- Yeah.

There was more
cons, looking back,

than I remembered in the moment.

What an insane circumstance
that I went through,

but it literally means the
world that y'all were here.

So it's cool, it's fine.

You know, missed opportunities

are sometimes great
opportunities, you know?

Everything happens
exactly the way it should.

I believe that.

I had a lot of laughter,
a lot of emotions,

but laughter and laughter.

Cheers, cheers.

- Yeah, cheers.
- Cheers, buddy.

Thank
you, it was so fun.

I wouldn't
travel internationally

to watch anyone else
get broken up with.

Next time on "Southern Charm".

Well, I have some news.

Brett's test came back.

The queen's busy mating.

That's how she kills the men.

She flies off and she rips
their dicks from their body.

And I'm going to implement that.

Ryan uses the
same barber as you.

That barber told
him that you said-

This is absolutely
bullsh--!

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