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Previously
on "Southern Charm."

If I'm there with Madison,

it would be a great chance
to build a bridge back.

Yeah.

But Craig also needs
to say, "I----ing lied."

You gotta be
the bigger person.

While some of us were excited

for JT's arrival in the Bahamas.

We're going to Bahamas.

Whoo!

I wasn't holding my breath.

Should we expect JT
to be showin' up?

Later, because he
missed his flight.

Well, that's good.

Meanwhile, as we tried
to get to the truth

of Shep and Sienna's
relationship.

Are you and Shep
actually together?

I don't know.

She went MIA.

Where's Sienna?

She went home.

She has stomachache.

A stomachache?

And even though
Shep was clinging to hope.

I know that you feel
a lot of what I do

because I've heard it

from your perfect
little freckled lips.

You're making me
cringe for you now.

The rest of
us could see the writing

on the wall.

Have you guys ever
seen him infatuated

with someone like this before?

Yeah?
- No, I've not seen him

like this.

I just hope he
doesn't spin out.

♪ Not so fast

♪ Aren't you in a pickle

♪ For all your trouble

♪ If I had a nickel

♪ Ba ba doo
♪ Ba ba doo

♪ Mm-hmm
♪ Mm-hmm

Here we are,
back at the Baha Mar.

All right, y'all.

All right.

- After you, ladies.
- Oh, my little...

Thank you.

Got water in my ear still.

Let's just all take note.

No drama today.

- Nice.
- Right.

Literally, we had a great time.

Yeah.

Ow, sh--.

Let's shower up and meet up.

All right.

Wash the tooter
and the cooter and get ready.

Oh, sh--.

That's good.

I'm gonna wear
this at some point.

May be a little warm tonight.

Molly?

Hey.

Hi.

What
are you gonna wear tonight,

that pink dress?

Maybe the purple one.

Look.

- Oh.
- Yes.

Okay, I just
need to do my hair.

This is cute, though.

I like that.
- Thanks.

It's really pretty.

Venita?

Yeah.

Hi.

How was the fish fry?

It was cute.

I thought we were
gonna be frying fish,

but we were just getting fried

on alcohol, so.

JT just texted me,
asking about his shoes.

Option one.

Lighter.

Lighter, lighter.

Lighter.

Did he go with y'all
to the fish fry?

- No.
- Oh.

He was just like,
"I'm staying back."

- Okay.
- "I'm not gonna

do activities.

I'll see you guys at dinner.

I'm tired."

I was like, "Okay."

- Okay.
- My group vowed to be

on a night of no tomfoolery.

Yeah, I agree.

I just want
everyone to get along,

and everyone is mad at him.

So I'm like, once we get over
that hump, we could be great.

All right, well, I'm gonna
go finish doing my hair.

Okay, I
gotta put makeup on.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey, how's it goin'?

What you doin'?

Nothin', just work.

Well, I miss you.

I miss you, too.

- How's work?
- I mean, I'm excited

to see you.

Work's been good.

Busy, hot, but it's good.

Yeah.

But are you guys
having a nice dinner tonight?

Yeah, the crowd
might be a little sh---y,

you know?

Yeah.

You don't have to start
it, but you'll finish it.

Well, this is why I love you.

You know me so well.

Well, I love you

and I'll talk to you later.

All right,
I love you, too.

Bye.

Ladies,
let's go.

Craig and I are
wearing the same----ing outfit.

Okay, let's go.

My ass
cheeks are sweating.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

Madison's dressed
for a funeral.

Okay.
- Whoo!

Who we burying today, honey?

How'd you know?

- Whitney.
- Hi.

Welcome
to the Bahamas.

Thank you.

- Hi.
- Baby doll.

Hey, hon, how are you?
- How are you?

Good to see you.
- You look beautiful.

Oh.

Yeah, girl.

- Hey, look who it is.
- Sup, man.

How's it goin'?

Good to see you.

Hey, what's up, man?
- Hey.

Oh, how are you?

What's your sin?

Hey, good to see you.

- How you doin'?
- Good to see you.

There's a different type
of joy when JT's in the room,

for me, yeah.

- Hey.
- How you doin'?

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

You smell nice.

- Thank you.
- If you're friends with JT,

you're on that bus.

- Madison.
- Yeah.

I wanna be like,
flick, get outta here.

Should we go in the cool van?

Yeah.

I'm cautiously
hopeful to be here.

There's enough relationships
in this friend group

that I do care about that
it's worth the awkward feeling

that I have right now in my
chest, and my heart, and my gut.

Who is he cool with here?

Who in the Bahamas?

I'm nice to him,

but we don't hang out.
- Who is JT's...

Is everyone cool?

Is everyone chill?

So far so good.

I feel a little
on edge right now.

Just
relax, it's fine.

I'm like, damn.

You picked the
good bus to start with.

It's good to have you.

Yeah, man.

I'm chillin'.
- And I think this

is good for you.

I think you're gonna be happy.

I am happy. I'm very happy.

All right, watch out.

Do not get hit by a car 'cause
these roads are kinda crazy.

It's like "Frogger."

Hello.

Good evening.

How are you?
- How are you?

Do you
have a reservation?

Yes, ma'am.

Shep Rose.

You can follow me.

All right.

I don't know where to sit.

Come on down.

Come on down, baby.

Good
to see you, boy.

You're saying hi to me.

Of course.

Okey-dokey.

I can't sit beside you.

I'll be nice, I promise.

I will.

Absolutely----ing not.

Sorry, I just do
not like that guy.

You know what it was, Salley.

You were the other woman and
it was a full-blown affair.

What are you trying to say?

That I homewrecked Gaston-

You didn't?

Here, you go here,

Salley go here-
- Fine.

- And I'll go there.
- Perfect.

Salley, you go there.

Perfect.

Hi, are you ready
to place in cocktail order?

Can I have a Red Bull?

Just the Red Bull?

Oh, and we're gonna
order some apps.

We'll do one of each of these.

And a Bud Light in a glass.

- Sure.
- Jack and Diet.

Clic.

Grey Goose.

Can I order a
bottle of Yellow Label?

Negroni, thank you.

No problem.

- Shep.
- I-

What happened?

- Was late to my .
- How are you?

How's Sienna today?

I just think we know
how much we click,

and she doesn't wanna lose that.

And I don't either.

I've been dealing
with this all day.

I'm just listening.

I just think
you deserve better

and I don't wanna
see you get hurt.

I appreciate that.

I'm gonna use the restroom.

But Sienna is
showing up tomorrow.

He thinks she
is, but she's not.

It's very obvious she's
stringing him on now.

Jesus Christ, man.

His head has been
scrambled the entire time,

trying to figure out
where they stand.

You know, Craig has not
one single ounce of empathy.

I mean, Madison, sorry,
your chest is glistening.

I can't stop.
- Oh, thanks.

That was the point
of buying them.

Pardon.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

And I have fish tacos.

Thank you.

Look at this calamari now, girl.

Hey, not to belabor the point.

Remember I was telling
you about the text?

The one you what?

Sienna?

I hear Sienna's name.

This is what I sent
her this morning.

Oh, that's really sweet.

"My heart sings
when I'm with you."

You're gonna make me cry.

This is really sweet.

She does have her freckled lips.

I love that.

You're like poetic, Shep.

Yeah.

Hey, ding-dong.

You got Molly right here
who actually likes you.

Why wouldn't you shoot your shot

with someone that is into you?

But we know he's an
idiot, so here we are.

No, I
really like that.

If you got that, you would be

like over the moon?
- Yeah, yeah.

Even though you don't have
any freckles on your lips?

I know, I don't.

Espresso
martini for you.

- Literally, you're-
- Nothing like

warm-water oysters.

No, they're
actually not bad, though.

What's the deal with
the boat tomorrow?

Fun boat trip tomorrow,
kinda like Jamaica, mon.

Like a big boat or like a...

It's a 400-foot boat.

Big enough to where they
won't notice if you go missing.

I do love swimming.

I feel like I got the body
for swimming.

You have the body for
everything, let's be honest.

You're sweet.

Salley, ladies first.

I like this.

I like what I'm seeing.

Oh, yeah, so nice.

He handed me a plate.

Salley, I like
your hair tonight.

Think you look lovely.

JT, don't---- with me.

Stunning, might I add.

I think you hurt
Salley's feelings,

some of the things
you said before.

I think that sometimes I'll
come to people's defense,

and sometimes when
I do, bullets stray,

and I gotta work on that.

Everyone has
to move to their left.

All right, shift to your left.

Why?

I hated being on
the end of the table

and I couldn't talk to everyone.

So now everyone gets a say.

Oh, my god,

JT, don't
you think it's a problem

when there's like
four people here

that you have to apologize to?

I can handle a little
hot water for a while.

I'm good.

- No, I'm just asking-
- Yeah.

If you
feel weird about it?

There's a lot to
say to a lot of people,

but I think it's more
one-on-one stuff.

How are you gonna make room
for everyone you've upset?

'Cause it's a lot.

I'm trying to show
respect to each of you

by not bringing stuff
up at the table.

I think sometimes there are
just things to talk through,

'cause not everybody's able
to do what you're doing

and just say, "I'm great."

I just got here, you guys.

I'm not trying to beef.

I'm just trying to eat
some dinner and chill.

Why is it on your terms?

- What is the urgency?
- Hey, hey, don't pressure.

He's right.

He's in charge of him.
- What is the urgency?

Well, okay, fine.

I don't wanna talk tomorrow.

I wanna talk right now.
- Okay,

then that's fine.
- Okay, then don't.

Thank you so much.

Well, do you see why
it's not gonna be fun

to go out on a party boat
if all of us have something

to talk to you about?

Why don't you just
apologize to people?

I will say something here.

Craig, it bothers me
greatly that you lied

and you offended Ms.
Patricia like that.

I didn't say that
word about her.

Yeah, you did.

You said she was
a bitch at the Cup

when you handed her the cane.

- Craig, you're lying.
- It was loud and clear.

He would not make
that sh-- up.

He wouldn't.
- He wouldn't?

You're 100% sure
Craig's not lying?

I don't think Craig gets off

on making us feel like sh--,
and especially his mother.

I don't need a cane.

I know. It's just for looks.

Ms. Patricia just is like
not taking this cane.

Isn't that weird?

Shep was there.

Shep, back me up on this.

Yeah, Shep?

You said the Patricia
was a bitch at the Cup

when you handed her the cane.

Craig, you're lying.

It was loud and clear.

You're living in an
alternative reality, Craig.

Shep, back me up on this.

I didn't hear that.

I'm on record by saying
I didn't hear that.

I'm kinda shook
about what's happening here.

That's one thing I
really don't believe.

JT is not the type
of person to ever...

He would never-

That's why it's hard

for me-
- Talk about a woman that way.

He has other issues, sure.

- For sure.
- But that's one thing

is he would never say that-
- He would never say that.

- About her.
- No.

Did you
not say anything

about Austen that
day, too, and Audrey?

Leva said Austen had a
relationship with another girl.

I'm like, yo, don't
cheat on your girlfriend.

And you said sh--
about Madison and her husband.

You made fun of him
for FaceTiming you
on their vacation.

I didn't say...

I didn't make fun of anyone.

Okay, dude.

Did you say the word, affair?

No.

I stand by everything
I----ing said.

- No, he's lying about that.
- Do you remember that, Shep?

Did he say, affair?

No.

Affair?

- Yeah.
- No.

It was so nonsensical, honestly,

that I didn't even understand
what he was saying.

Do you remember in Jamaica

when she put on my blue stripes?

I think it made Brett
get a little weird.

You didn't say the B word.

You didn't use the word, affair.

So what's the story?

Craig lies.

I'm starting to realize

that maybe this was
blown out of proportion.

Maybe Craig said it
a little too dramatic

than how JT actually said it.

I'm not gonna embarrass you-

- Okay, you're not-
- In front-

of all these people-
- You're not gonna enjoy

your time either.
- So we'll talk tomorrow.

I'd love to talk to you.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, Madison.

I'll give JT like half
of an inch on this one.

I really thought you were
gonna own your sh--, man,

and apologize to everyone.

You're gonna walk it back.

I didn't lie.

- What you said flamed this.
- No,

I didn't say what you said.
- What you said.

I'm stressed.

Yeah, I'm stressed.

Things will probably go
better if I'm not sitting here,

so I'm gonna go get
a drink at the bar.

I'll go with you, Craig.

I'll go with you.

Jesus Christ.

This is why I didn't
wanna get into it.

I feel like I'm
in "The Twilight Zone."

Calm, collected,
gets the point across.

I know what I said.

You went off the----ing rails

Why, though? Why?

Craig gaslights you, dude.

- But hold on.
- He gaslit him.

He's gaslit you.

He's gaslit me.

This guy's out of
- ing control.

He's making me seem crazy.

But you've had so many
opportunities to come in

and be cool and be chill.

But it seems that every time,

you just sh--
everywhere that you step.

Really glad you're
jumping in right now.

No, hold on.

Your deflection

is next level.
- Austen,

why don't you talk this
way to Craig if you...

I mean, let's talk about that.

Don't you dare,

dare compare the two.
- You just sat there

as quiet as a church mouse.
- Don't you dare

compare the two.

He came here tonight
to call you a liar.

Yeah, well, do I
have a transcript

of exactly what he said?

No.

- Right.
- But I know what I heard.

So Shep's a pussy 'cause
Shep was there with me.

But Shep's so----ing messed
up with this Sienna thing

that he just wants
everyone to get along.

So confused on why
you have JT's back

when you've been friends
with these guys forever.

I never hold back.

I'll tell you
exactly how I feel.

Austen holds back all the time.

Now he's going for it.

That is a different animal.

But it's true.

And you're not wrong.

You're not wrong.

I mean, this is so
double standardish.

With Craig, Austen
talks a big game

until it's time to
talk the big game.

But JT, he's an easy target.

I still hold a grudge.

You're a piece of
sh-- for that.

But all these other people

have such a huge
issue with you, man.

Screw
all this sh--.

I'm not going on the
boat if JT's on the boat.

You're a little weasel----.

You think that people
care what you have to say,

and they just don't.

Weigh in, please.

You are literally the piece
of sh-- on my shoe, JT.

Okay.

You're not worth my time.

- No.
- Shut up.

- For you to call me=
- I don't care.

- A piece of---- -
- I don't care.

- After how you handled-
- JT-

- Your sh-- last year.
- I don't care, dude.

- I've tried with you.
- Deflect to someone else.

Deflect to someone else.

I've never done
anything with ill intent.

Guess who?

I'm just kidding.
- Jesus.

I'm a little
disappointed in you, man.

- No, no, no, no, stop.
- You were there.

- No, no, no, no, no, hold on.
- The Madison stuff.

We're in a good
place, and I just don't,

I don't wanna
interfere with that.

I'm not upset at you.

I just wish you
would've been like,

"JT, you were wrong that day."
- No, no, no, I'm not upset.

I know you're not upset.

There's no reason to be upset.

Let him
dig his own grave.

You okay?

Yeah.

Just big, deep breaths.

Bro, that's my best
friend at this table.

Everybody at this table,
they don't get it.

Yeah.

It's hard to watch your best
friend get verbally beat up

when you feel like
there's nothing you can do

or say in this moment.

- Hey, y'all.
- What are you doin'?

Where were you?

All right, move over.

I went and talked to Craig.

I like to wanna smooth
things over with Craig.

Craig scares me.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

All right, shall we go?

Let's go.

Which one's ours?

The first one

or the second one?
- Well,

JT's in the first one,
so that's not yours.

Oh, he's been
sitting in there the whole time?

Oh, Shep's...

His best friend
Shep's goin' in there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I
hate this sh--.

Shep's such a----ing pussy
to have JT's back in there

instead of being like-
- All right, just shh.

He was with me when
all this happened.

JT has a ton of
sh-- he's gotta work on.

Yeah, which is why

we're teaching him-
- But there's one thing

that I do not think
that he would talk

about a woman that way.

That's not the
crux of the issue.

Why we're even giving...

Why you and Shep have his
back with this is nuts.

I don't trust people
that can't apologize.

He didn't say sorry one time.

I feel like a
pinata in my life.

That was as close to
feeling like a pinata

as you could possibly feel.

But you
handle yourself well.

No, I'm gonna
fly home tomorrow.

No, no, no, don't leave.

Have a sensible
conversation with Madison,

who's most aggrieved.

I've had enough.

This is stupid.

I've already been eviscerated.

There's no guts left in my body.

- No.
- I just got torched.

Please, my dear.

Why, thank you.

You mad at me?

I'm not.

Let's talk off.

Let's just talk off, please.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're
getting the---- out of here.

We're gonna go gamble.

Bye.

All right,
I gotta go to bed.

You gotta go to bed?

Bitch, I am going to bed.

- Oh, ah.
- Oh.

Sh--.

Now that was a sandwich

I wasn't expecting.

Hold on.

In my
room.

Wait, hold on,

we're practicing.
- Everybody, present your IDs.

Stay in here, stay in here.

- One, two.
- Stay in here.

You have champagne?

Who the hell put rose
in a Fiji water bottle?

That's disgusting.

I should've folded this.

That's okay.

Okay.

I'm
putting on pajamas.

Coming.

I don't have champagne.

Don't be mad at me.

You know what?

How could I be mad?

No, no cameras.

Okay.

All right, come on in.

Hi.

Oh, man.

Hi.

Why don't you go make a cup of
coffee and do laundry for me?

Thanks.

So in the
hotel room, what happened?

Literally straddled this man,

and I said, "Don't act
like you don't want this

just as bad as I do."

I think I make it pretty
clear that when I remove her,

not once, but twice, off of
me in my bed in the Bahamas

because I have a girlfriend.

It's just I'm seeing someone.

That's not easy as a guy to do.

For him to come out
and just say like,

"Listen, the feelings
that I have...

The feelings you have for me

are the same I have
for you but stronger,"

it was very like, whoa.

You're down and
out, you're sad,

and you got a beautiful girl
throwing herself at you.

And you're like, "No,
please, I can't."

I mean, I'm trying my best here.

And he was just
like, "I can't do that.

I'm supposed to be
in this relationship.

I'm supposed to be
dating this girl.

I can't."

And that was just my cue of
like, [clicks tongue] got it.

Oh, sh--.

JT wants to meet up.

What?

Yeah.

Are you going to?

I mean, I shouldn't, but.

I know that I've gone
super hard on JT for this,

but we were friends
at one point.

Is he gonna call you or
y'all gonna meet in person?

I think he's gonna come by.

Here?

Well, I'm not going there.

Hey, bud.

Sorry.

I saw your calls.

Thank you for looking out for...

I sorta spiraled last night
'cause of the Sienna stuff.

Yeah, man, it's okay.

But I woke up on a
beach chair by a pool

and was just like,
okay, go home.

Nothing bad happened.

Well, nothing bad happened.

Yeah, you're lucky.

But we were looking for you

for like two hours.
- I know.

Shep got kicked
out of the casino

in the middle of the night.

He was just so drunk
he couldn't stand up.

And so when we were
done gambling, we
went up to the room.

Where's Shep?

Where the---- is Shep?

Shep's nowhere to be found.

Two nights ago, I was
like completely fine

and trying to process a lot.

And I think yesterday,
you know,

y'all were like,
"Leave your phone here.

Let's have fun."

I think I took
that too seriously.

You know what I mean?

Whatever this
is isn't healthy.

I know.

You know?

I mean, because that's-

She's coming to
the boat today,

Sienna is.
- Why?

Because she is.

Because-
- But you just

ing spun out yesterday

and slept on a beach chair
'cause of her.

- Yeah.
- You know?

You don't want anything
to do with that.

Even if-
- No, it's okay.

No, Craig, you have this stance.

You're just like,
"This is what's right,

and boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom."

I'm just not like that.

But everything that
you're going through

is her fault right now.

Because if three weeks ago-
- I know.

When you planned this trip,

if the feelings
were still the same,

we would be one
big happy family.

I know.

I'm in love, man.

I don't know what
to say, you know?

Did you talk to her today?

No, no.

If she comes to the boat, great.

That's what it is.

You get to spend another
day with her, another day.

- Yeah.
- And then you see

what it looks like at
the end of the day.

That's probably JT.

What up?

We can go sit outside.

Okay.

This place is dope.

This is like a legit penthouse.

I mean, this is awkward.

Give me another pillow?

I got a bad back, too.

Diabetes, bad back.

I'm getting old. Thanks.

That's the nicest thing you've
done for me in a long time.

Don't
get used to it.

It's the little things.

Yeah.

I wanna give you this
to give to Whitney.

It's a very nice box of cigars.

But I got this for Ms.
Patricia and Whitney

after Craig made
that whole sh-- up.

I'll keep 'em.

Thank you.
- You can keep 'em

and you can decide
who gets to smoke 'em.

Well, thank you for
taking this time.

I didn't wanna get into
it last night at the table

as I tried so hard to not,

but there was a little pressure

to have conversations I didn't
really wanna have at dinner.

So appreciate-
- Well, you can

have 'em today.
- You volunteering.

Huh?

You can have 'em today.

I don't even
know where to dive in.

Let me just dive in.

I'm sorry that I brought that
FaceTime call up to Craig.

That was a huge mistake.

It wasn't a hit job on
you or your husband.

You know, it hurt my
feelings more than anything

because I thought-
- But hold on.

What hurt your feelings?

'Cause you didn't
hear what I said.

You heard what Craig
said that I said.

- Yeah.
- That was a conversation

for me and you to have,
and he just flamed it.

And so we're going off Craig's
telephone game of bullsh--,

and it's destroyed
our relationship.

It's---- up.

And I want that
relationship to come back,

and I think it can,

but it's gonna have
to come with honesty.

- Okay.
- Okay?

I'm just telling you that
I'm being real and I want

this friendship to work.
- Well, it's about time,

you being real.

I mean, listen, I don't
forget people that burned me.

You know, JT, it didn't
have to be this way,

but-
- I know it didn't,

but, thanks to Craig, it is.

But I'm glad he
got to say his piece.

We can move on.

Done with this.

Anyways, thank you
for the audience,

and I hope you guys have
a great day on the boat.

Are
you gonna show up?

I'm gonna go back and
take care of some business.

Well, I don't think
you need to coward out.

I can't negotiate
the truth with Craig.

I mean, you're gonna
have to face these people.

I did last night.

All right.

- All right, buddy.
- Now get the---- out

of here.

Did you say what?

Get the---- out.

I wouldn't want you

to say it any other way.

See ya, Madison.

See ya, JT.

Where did everybody else go?

That scared me.

Me.

Oh, you are down here.

- Yeah, y'all are cute.
- So what happened?

Nothing, honestly.

He's just trying to be...

- I don't know.
- I'm over it.

I mean, I
always feel bad for him.

Coming up.

This is what he's held up on.

"How could someone tell
me that they love me

and now act like this?"

If they liked you,
you would know it.

She doesn't like you.

What up?

What's up, chicken?

You look nice.

Say hi.

Hey, Paige.

Hey.

Tell her-

She just gave us the-

Hey.

Wow, is
that the boys' room?

- No, this is living room.
- Wait, you have a sick place.

Yeah, it is sick.

I mean, it's huge.

But I need your help
talking to Shep.

Okay.

Flamingo shorts with
the flamingo shirt.

You like it?
- I love it.

We're going out on a boat.

I think he should
be coordinating.

You're the fashionista.
- Gorgeous.

Only time you'll let
me wear a matching set.

Yeah.

Okay, well, we're gonna
make Shep happy today.

That's impossible.

I'm unhappy, remember?

I told Paige a little bit

about last night.

Rod's making memes over here

while your heart's being hurt.

Anyways, it's
just been hard, Paige.

- Yeah.
- I'm sure you can understand.

The only thing I will say is,

especially with long distance,

if it's already a little
shaky, it only gets shakier.

I know, but I said
everything I needed to say.

I laid it all out on the line.
- Yeah.

Good, okay.

So then it literally is on her.

And if she doesn't give
you the same energy back,

then let her go.

This is what he's held up on.

He goes, "How could
someone tell me

that they love me three weeks
ago and now act like this?"

Things change.

If she's not texting you back,

if she's not trying to sleep-
- She texted me-

In your room every night, if
she's not trying to hang out,

if she's not trying-
- You're right.

To introduce you to
her family, she does not-

I did meet her family here
in Nassau like two months ago.

She'll miss you.

Yes, but she wasn't talking

to you before you got there,

and she's not gonna talk
to you after you leave.

Austen and I clearly
can't get through to Shep.

I think he needs to hear a girl

translate the messages to him.

Look, I'm gonna
tell you something

that my mom used to tell
me all through my 20s.

They don't like you.

If they liked you,
you would know it.

She doesn't like you,

so you gotta let her go.
- Oh.

All right, well,
we should probably get ready

for the boat.

Okay, bye, chicken.

I love you.

All right, I love you.

Girl, the amount
of times I had

to see if I can just shimmy my
ass up the bottom of a dress.

All right,
y'all, it's time to go.

I'm getting my sunglasses.

Alright, sluts.

Who's is this?

All right, ladies,
let's get outta here.

- Let's go.
- I need to grab my bag.

I think the guys are down
in the lobby already.

Boat day.

- Whoo!
- Thank you.

Come on.

What is happening?

Nothing.

What's happening is Shep is
spiraling the---- out.

- Is Sienna upstairs?
- He fell asleep

on the beach last night.

Oh.

No, Sienna's not here.

Oh.

This sucks.

Sienna said she wanted
to come on the boat trip.

We can go out on the boat
and have a fun day tomorrow.

Yeah, I mean,
that's perfect for me.

What a
sh---y predicament.

Do you
just wanna stay here-

- I might.
- And talk to her?

Why don't you do that?

'Cause you have a
lot to say to her.

I told her to come.

Or you could just come on
the boat with us and have fun

and talk to her later.

Hold on.

Or, okay.

He's gonna stay.
- Okay, okay, okay.

Let's go
down here, guys.

Hey, there's a whole
group here that wants to go.

Go, go.

- Yes, we will.
- I know where you're going.

- Yes.
- I know where you're going.

It's all good.
- Okay, good.

Good, good, good.

And if the boat
leaves without you,

then that's just the way it is.

That's the way it is.

Good, so let's go.

Just sick of him waking me up.

Oh, I hate

being woken up.
- Every----ing morning.

Where's Whitney?

Yeah, I was just about
to say, is Whitney coming?

This sun is too
hot for that man.

Yeah.

He's a vampire.

JT's not
coming on the boat?

Don't
know, don't care.

Yeah, what the...

I was trying to be
nice and just be like,

oh, I'm gonna try and
understand everyone's side,

but he knew what he had to do.

- No, no, no, don't do that.
- All he had to do

is come in and----ing apologize

And now it's like
it's ruining my time,

so he can---- right off.

Your call
has been forwarded to a-

----, man.

He's in his 40s.

Yeah.

He'll make his own decisions.

All we can do is lend
our opinion of it,

and he takes it, he takes it.
- Yeah, at the end of the day,

he's gonna do what
he wants to do.

You know?
- Right, right.

And that's probably
not face his emotions.

Give me a----ing break.

Coming up.

He was like, "I'm stressed.

I feel like I'm getting
beat up all the time."

And I'm like, "Well, you
gotta make it right."

All right.

See you later, Nassau.

If she wanted to be
here, she would've been here.

- Good afternoon, guys.
- Hey there.

Hi.

- Hi.
- How are we doing?

- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

I am good.

It's good to see you guys.

Thanks for having us.

- Thank you.
- Gonna walk right this way.

- Okay.
- Awesome.

We're all trailing in.

- Hi.
- Slowly but surely.

Fashionably late, may I add?

Hi.

Thank you.

Oh, look who I see.

What? Who?

Oh, no, dude.

Oh, boy.

Oh, that's sad.

Oh, look
at that dejected walk.

- Oh, God.
- Oh, that's sad.

- Oh, Jesus.
- Look at him, look at him.

We've all been
there, haven't we?

I mean, it's sad to
see him like this.

Feel bad for him, but it's life.

He'll get over it.

Look at
him, look at him.

He's Charlie Browning right now.

Oh, man.

Looks so sad.

That's not good.

Molly,
throw a kiss on him.

Make him feel better.

Yeah.

All right, well,
let's have fun, though.

That's what you do

after a breakup.
- Yeah.

You----ing dance

and have fun.
- Yeah.

Or get back with
your ex.

Sorry, Taylor.

Shep, man, we're
gonna have a great day.

A good day.

Yeah,
it's a good day, man.

- Yay, Shep.
- I mean, look at the water,

look at the sun,
look at the boat.

But the sh--

you play right now.
- Look at your outfit.

Let's go.

You look so sad.

We'll treat it
like your bachelor party.

I don't need that energy.

- Craig, you just-
- Right?

I thought you were
about to do it.

Let's see your moves.

Are you okay?

- Let's get on the water.
- Yeah, I'm great.

- You all right?
- Did she break up with you?

Oh, God.

Not really.

Jesus.

Not really?

Someone else say not really.

I wanted her to come,
but she's running late.

I just texted her, "Meet
me back at the hotel

when we get back."

But I mean, this was her idea,

this whole trip.
- Yeah, yeah.

You understand?

It makes no sense.

Someone get him a drink.

I'm gonna have fun.

I just, I just, ugh.

All right, guys.

So good afternoon once again.

The name of the vessel is
called the Silver Dancer.

All right, so this afternoon,

we'll be heading
out to Rose Island.

It's gonna be about a 30-
- Rose?

- 35-minute.
- There you go, buddy.

It's all for you.

One of the most beautiful
islands in the Bahamas.

We have a rule here on our boat.

If you hold any one of
the multipurpose poles

on the boat for more
than three seconds,

you are required to
do a dance, okay?

- There you go, Ry.
- So you owe me a dance.

- Go, Ryan.
- Now you have to dance.

Ryan.
- Whoo.

All right, let's
get the party started.

Just a quick reminder,
anything that's loose or light,

you wanna make sure it's secure.

We're at cruising
speed right now,

but we're about to
pick it up, okay?

- All right.
- Beautiful, thank you.

- Venita.
- You're welcome.

So let's get you secure.

She said whatever's loose,

let's get it secure.

- Thank you.
- Amazing.

What are y'all drinkin'?

- Rum punch.
- Rum punch.

You wanna try it?

I do wanna try it.

Can I get rum punch?

Yeah, please.

How's he doin'?

He's-

We gotta get him drunk.

Spiraling, spiraling.

Molly likes him.

She has been waiting to get

in the middle of
that over there.

They need to make this happen.

Yeah.

Molly hasn't had
sex in over a year.

- Yeah, like celibate.
- Like a light bond.

Celibate?

I've had sex like once in
the past like 2 1/2 years.

Once in 2 1/2 years?

Who was the...

Do you get like
urges and sh--?

What do you do?

Yeah.

I mean, I masturbate.

No.

You know?

I got a vibrator.

I stopped short of saying
that, but I didn't wanna-

Yeah, yeah,
I mean, come on.

I'm not a----, you know.

I don't know if
that's the solution,

but sure, if he wants to.

Nobody can make you
kinda get over someone

except for yourself.

And your friends can be like,

"Come on, man, come
on, man, come on, man,"

and you can't do it until
you yourself get over it.

That is what I know for sure.

JT really hurt my feelings.

I texted him earlier
and I was like,

"Hey, I heard you're
not coming on the boat."

And I was like...

I literally texted him, I
was like, "Do it for me."

I was like, "Come
on the boat for me."

He was like, "I can't do that."

I was like, "Oh, you can't
come on the boat for me?"

He's like, "No."

Plot twist.

JT's with Sienna.

Did I bring this? No.

JT is my best friend,
so it's very hard

to have everyone come
at him at the table.

He was like, "I'm stressed.

I feel like I'm getting
beat up all the time."

I'm like, "Well, you
gotta make it right.

You are allowing everyone
to beat you up right now

because you're not speaking."

All right, that concludes
my sleepover in Nassau.

All right, see
you later, Nassau.

I'm leaving the Bahamas

because I see mission
impossible right now

with the friend group.

I think that it's worth a
shot to try to stay and talk

and have the conversations
you wanna have.

And I also see an
escalation with Venita.

Also stay so we can
have fun.

Me being selfish, like,
hello, I need my buddy here.

That can't happen, right?

I put the kibosh on that one.

Off to the airport.

All right.

Coming up.

- Molly.
- Think we get 'em

at the gas station.
- Do you think

that Shep's tongue would taste

like sandpaper?
- Oh, man.

I like
those little peanuts.

Do I think his tongue

would taste like sandpaper?
- Well, why don't you

try it out.

- Taylor.
- Are you saying

that you'd bail me out?

- Ha.
- Oh, my God.

All right, Rose
Island, here we come.

I would love to introduce
and welcome you guys

to world-famous Rose Island.

That's right here.
- Whoo!

- Hey, Shep's Island, buddy.
- Rose Island.

Rose Island?

I knew I----ing liked it.
- Rose Island.

You can grab a handful full
of signs, sift through it.

You'll notice some pink grains.

- Oh.
- That's where the names

come from.
- Ah.

- Okay?
- Oh.

Rose Island.

I wanna get in the ocean.

Whoo!

Go.

Oh!
- Whoo!

- Yeah.
- Let's go .

Wait, I...

Whoo!

Oh, look at that.

Salley!

Salley!

Show us your tits.

They just
said they're going on-

Venita, show us your boobies.

Venita is-

Make out!

Y'all should kiss.

- Molly.
- We get 'em

at the gas station.
- Do you think

that Shep's tongue-

- Oh, man.
- Would taste like sandpaper?

I like those

little peanuts.
- Do I think his tongue

would taste like sandpaper?
- Well, why don't you

try it out?

- Taylor.
- Are you saying

that you would bail me out?

Ha.

It's been a year.

I'm just doing her a favor.
- Oh, yeah.

I feel like I'm at a
middle school dance,

and everybody's like,
"Go dance with him."

It's putting extra
pressure on me.

It's stressing me
out a little bit,

everybody being like, you
know, "Go mount Shep."

You go mount Shep, Austen.

Jesus.

It's been so long.

Oh, that didn't take long.

Thank you.
- I know.

They're like-
- Quickie.

I'm like, .

Let the current take
you wherever it may be.

He's doing ocean analogy,

or like euphemisms.

He goes, "Just go where
the tide takes you."

I was like-

- Oh, God, Craig.
- Shep,

that is right up
your alley, dude.

- I love it.
- You're the one

with all the quotes.
- But I was like,

"You just said that 'cause
we're in the ocean."

- You're the quote guy.
- Craig's trying to speak you.

He's trying to speak Shepisms.
- He's like, "Sometimes,

sometimes there's a flood."

Shep, you got him-

And sometimes
there's a drought.

And sometimes

there's a hurricane.

- But I wasn't shocked-
- Look at these two.

- That he came.
- Look at these two.

Yeah.

That fish is big.

See it?

It's a needlefish.

Austen, jump on his back.

Ah.

Sienna and I, we
went around that point,

and she was like, "I want
you to buy me that house."

Shut up.

And it was like a
$10 million house.

I was like-
- Do you feel

like maybe you're
not rich enough

for her?
- Maybe, yeah, I do.

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe I don't even
deserve that sh--.

Who am I?

Who the---- am I?

I'm a----ing wild
son of a bitch.

Mm-hmm.

Sort of a disaster zone.

- Well, sorta.
- And how am I a good idea

for anybody?

I'm realizing that, in the
past, I was a wild man from hell

and how much stress that
put on my relationships.

So I'm feeling a bit inadequate

because a lot of girls
are seeking a stable
life,

and I'm like Mr. Toad's
Wild Ride, so I don't know.

Listen, you deserve
to be loved as much

as you're giving her.
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, thank you.

- I do.
- Yes.

Everybody deserves to be
with someone that loves them,

even Shep.

And honestly, my heart
is breaking for him

'cause it's very
clear that he's sad.

Isn't it funny how
everything works out?

I know.

I mean, who would've thought-
- Because sh--, man, I-

- I'd be sitting here-
- I was so angry.

Talking you off the ledge.

I was so angry.

I know.

It's gonna be okay.

I know.

Next time
on "Southern Charm."

These long messages are from-

JT.

He has feelings for you.

Like more than a friend, or no?

We were in love.

Will you admit that?

I don't know if
we were in love.

I was like, "Trying
not to be an alcoholic

is now affecting my
friendship with Austen."

I wasn't in a great spot, dude.