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Previously on "Southern Charm".

- How you doing? - I actually feel good,

because Shep invited me to go to the Bahamas.

As JT celebrated his invitation,

and Venita missed her flight,

we arrived in paradise to a room with a view.

- Oh my God. - Wow.

Hey, peasants.

And one room too few.

No one in their 30s should have to share a room.

I'm not doing this. - Just what I need.

- You're tiring- - You're with your friends.

Meanwhile, as Taylor dug

into Shep's relationship with Sienna.

I know where I stand, I don't know where she stands.

You're----ing it up right now

She's stringing him along, though.

It's actually her that needs to be questioned,

Taylor, big time.

He was tied up in knots waiting for her arrival.

I gotta tease it.

What are those, fishing pants?

I want it to look kind of messy.

Put a----ing T-shirt on.

But, his dream of a warm welcome

turned into a nightmare.

I'll give you some space.

More space?

No, come on, stay up here.

I'll meet you downstairs.

♪ Oh, you mess around with the queen bee, believe me ♪

♪ Ba-ba-do

♪ Mhm

Damn, I got flyways, how do I got flyways?

Molly?

Why is it dark in here, hello?

Because I'm having a migraine.

Oh, no, can I get you something?

Did you take an Advil? - Well, I took Advil

and then I threw that up. - Well, don't push it.

You guys look so cute.

Yes!

- We miss you! - Ee!

I'm coming, I land early, I land at 10:00 AM tomorrow.

- Okay, perfect. - But you have your own-

- Get your ass here. - Suite and everything.

Why do you come late to the Bahamas?

Oh, Jesus.

Look, I know this is pretty lame,

but I couldn't find my passport.

We love you.

- Just drink a lot of water. - Yeah.

We'll bring you back some food.

What are you doing?

I have a really bad migraine.

If I get a second wind, I will call y'all.

- All right, we love you. - I love you.

Night, night.

I think my migraine is a culmination

of the 12 champagnes I had.

- Wait, you're not coming? - I feel like sh--.

Just text me, I have my phone on me.

Okay.

But- - Hm, it's okay.

We're gonna be here for a few days,

I can watch him fawn over Sienna another day.

Woo!

- Flip flops okay? - Flip flops are perfect.

- Okay. - Let's see.

Where are you?

Oh. - Oh!

Yeah?

Do I pull it off?

- You look amazing. - Thank you.

I love it.

Thank you, thank you, we'll go down,

I don't know, we haven't seen each other

in over a month and a half, so-

It has been, a lot has happened since then.

It's important, what has happened?

That's a good question.

Oh, there they are.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, you look nice.

Oh my God, look at you.

Oh my God. - Wait, where's Molly?

- She's not okay. - She's not feeling too good.

- Oh, really? - She got a migraine.

- The fire show. - Yay!

So let's go to dinner. - Yes, let's go to dinner.

Yeah.

So no word on what happened upstairs?

Dude, haven't heard from him,

I'm sure he is just gonna join us at dinner at some point.

- Alone? - I thought she was here.

- She is. - The tension was like

you could cut it with a knife.

I'm a very good read of character,

and I watch enough "90 Day Fiance" to know

that it just didn't feel right.

Whatever Shep thought was real didn't exist.

- How are you? - Hey, what's up?

- Good to see you. - Good to see you too.

We were trying to leave them together

to like figure out some sh--.

Sienna, obviously we both came out of the gate awfully hot

and it was very passionate and wonderful,

and that's true, right? - Mhm.

- And- - We have a lot of fun.

And then it got hotter and heavier,

as far as what we were saying to one another.

Mhm.

And I thought that maybe like the universe

had brought us together, you would mention to me, like,

"Oh, we would have the prettiest babies,

we would have these beautiful kids who were smart,

and they would be connected to nature and the ocean,

and we would just live all over the world

and have adventures."

This was in my mind.

Shep, I never knew that you were thinking like that.

I was, I know.

You make my life better, you make me wanna be a better man.

I'm wildly, wildly attracted to you,

and I am actually in love with you.

- Hi! - Hi!

- How are you? - Welcome to Marcus.

- Thank you. - You look nice.

- Thank you very much. - Right this way

for your table. - Okay, thank you.

Oh, this is nice.

Who all else is coming?

- Shep. - And Sienna?

And possibly Sienna.

Do we wanna leave a space in the middle, or no?

No, okay.

Do we want them in the center?

I mean, they could sit right here and right there,

and I'll move down. - Why do we have to move?

You don't have to do anything.

'Cause we're nosy.

I think I have a good perspective from here,

down and to the right.

- Well now I'm nervous. - Yeah.

I don't wanna put you on the spot,

I just, I don't even know where we stand.

Well, I mean, on my end of things, I feel like

we never kind of defined what the relationship was,

you know? - You had to have known

how I felt, right?

Like, now I do.

- Oh yeah? - 100% now I do.

Let's just hold it there.

Life is way too short to ignore a strong feeling

about somebody, you know, in a relationship.

'Cause guess what, doesn't happen every other day,

trust me, I know.

- We're late for dinner. - Yeah, let's go.

Hello, how's everybody doing?

- Great. - What are we having

for cocktail? - Can I get

an espresso martini, please?

- I'll do that actually. - Three espresso-

- Three of them. - Three.

And then two seafood towers for us.

Can we get two Aperol spritz?

Okay, no problem.

Bud Light in a chilled glass.

- Is it this way? - Yeah, I think it's this way,

I think we're going upstairs. - Have you eaten here before?

Yeah.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey, guys. - Hi, everyone.

- Hi. - Welcome, good to see you.

- How are you? - Look at you,

clean up real nice. - Feel good, look good.

- How are you feeling, good? - Yeah.

You look much better.

- How are you? - I'm good,

I love your makeup. - Thank you, thank you,

I love yours.

- Good offer. - Thank you.

Right, I mean, she helped you.

She did help me.

Hey, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah.

Oh, I forgot, ah!

Here we go.

We're from the South, after all.

Honestly, anything Shep does,

especially when it's romantic,

or at least trying to make us believe he's romantic,

I'm like, "Ew, no."

I'm gonna throw up. - I'm sorry, what?

I'm happy you guys made it safely.

- Heck yeah. - I know, we did.

It's such an easy trip.

- Hello. - Hi.

- How's everybody doing? - Everybody's doing great.

What are we having for cocktail?

What is everybody else getting?

Espresso martinis on this side.

I'll have one of those, Sienna?

Yes, I will have one, please.

Is everybody hungry?

We got some seafood towers, we ordered a while ago.

- Any allergies? - I'm allergic to dogs.

Big Craig is allergic to little Craig,

can you imagine the irony?

Little Craig and I don't have the best relationship.

- Join the club. - Yeah, join the club.

Would you like to talk about your sleep or lack thereof?

Craig was farting in my face all night.

Sienna's not happy with Craig's gas.

- It's really bad. - Yeah.

It's really bad.

Sienna, we probably haven't seen you

since y'all saw each other, right?

- Thank you very much. - Yeah, the last time

I saw you guys was at your dog party-

- At Bella. - The dog party, yeah.

- At Bella's birthday. - Right?

- Do you remember Sienna? - Howdy!

I forgot to bring your boots.

You left your boots.

My cowboy boots!

It's okay, I'll get a new one. - I'll mail 'em.

- It's fine. - I'll wear 'em.

I'm kidding.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

- Wow! - Right here.

- Oh yeah. - Thank you.

Wow, that's a real oyster.

Shep.

You want to?

Sienna, sit where Austen is,

and so Austen and I are gonna go to the bar.

- Come on in here, girl. - Finally, I'm at the fun part

of the table. - Yeah, right?

This is the party side.

I'm shocked to see you here today,

I mean, not in that, but I know

that he was like a little nervous,

'cause I hear you've been playing hard to get,

but I think that that's good for him.

Have I been playing hard to get,

or am I hard to get? - I don't know.

Ooh, tell us!

Like, tell us about you, we wanna know.

Mhm.

Shep is used to girls being, you know-

- At his beck and call- - Exactly,

and I know you're not. - Shep, I love him,

he's amazing, we've had so much fun together.

I heard the "love" word.

He's a great guy, he's a great person,

we've had a lot of great time together.

Well, let me just first start out by saying that I was

very pleased obviously that the two of you came to dinner.

I said everything I wanted to say.

I'm wildly, wildly attracted to you,

and I am actually in love with you.

And she's like, "I didn't know you ever thought this."

And I was like, "Dammit."

Because it's only been like a long weekend

every time we hang out. - Yeah.

Sienna, I have a real question.

Okay, what's your question?

Are you and Shep actually together?

- As of right now? - Yes.

Sienna, I have a real question,

are you and Shep actually together?

Like, are y'all exclusive, can you hook up

with other people?

Shep and I never had that conversation in the first place,

we never said we're gonna be in a relationship,

we never said we're gonna be exclusive,

and so like, were we together?

Maybe, I don't know.

I think Shep has probably imagined a lot

of this relationship up in his head,

and I am just interested to see

how this is all gonna play out,

'cause I am just a bystander and I'm enjoying the show.

Are we like a wait and see getting to know you again?

She goes, "Yeah, this discussion isn't over."

She's like, "I wanna continue to talk about"-

- Okay. - "Our future."

Okay, good, good.

So, it was very adult, very respectful,

and then----ing wouldn't you know it, we're walking here

and I'm like, "I really miss you."

And she's like, "I miss you too."

Did you miss me? - I'll see.

Well,

I miss you.

I'm sure you do.

And like, I kinda wanna win her over again.

Okay.

- I'm so- - Okay

- Into her, I'm just- - Okay.

- You know that, yeah. - Yeah.

- Let's go back. - Okay.

I just wish that I could see a conversation between them,

because it just seems to me that Shep is not the best

at picking up on signals.

We're so similar in terms of being non-committal,

and it's like, it works for both of us.

Hey, guys.

Oh, what's happening?

We think that maybe she's good for you.

Guys, guys, let's not grill everybody, please.

Shep, she checked out to everything you said,

your timeline, what you want in life,

because y'all are both non-committal.

I didn't mean to say that. - Jesus Christ.

- But it's okay. - Oh, y'all talked?

- Yeah, of course. - Oh, okay.

I mean, we're gonna just look at her.

Sienna, it's a pleasure. - Cheers, Sienna,

thanks for having us. - Cheers.

Thank you guys for coming.

Let's go.

- Wanna go party in your room? - Yeah.

Let's show you a good time.

All right, let's check the outside.

Beautiful, wow.

No one's out on their porch, okay.

Well, I'll go check in on humans.

Hello?

Good morning.

Hi. - Hi.

How are you? - My eye,

my left eye is blurry.

Are you listening to rain sounds?

Yes.

- How are you? - I'm okay.

- How'd you sleep? - I slept pretty well,

I'm so much better than last night.

I've been up since like 7:30.

Oh my God, you're crazy, I've been like in

and out of sleep- - I'm a morning person.

- For like an hour. - Were we being loud

and obnoxious last night, could you hear us?

A little bit when y'all came back.

- Hey, welcome to my house. - Whoa.

Wow, this is nicer than ours.

You asshole.

- Taylor. - Hey, hey!

What? - Hello!

- Woo! - Whoa!

Honeydew.

- Whoa! - I literally can't.

You're a machine, Taylor.

So, do you feel up for flamingo yoga?

Yeah, I'm totally down now, I'm good.

Well, how was last night? - It was good.

How awkward was the Sienna stuff?

- It wasn't at all. - Oh!

But.

Where's Sienna?

She went home, she has a stomachache.

A stomachache?

- You going home? - Yeah.

Thank you for coming, thank you for talking to me.

Have fun, be safe.

- I will. - Okay.

She doesn't like you.

- Really? - Jesus, Madison.

What, I'm just saying.

Let's go, we'll see y'all in the morning.

- I feel bad. - I mean-

He needs to honest truth sometimes.

I'm not gonna be one of those people that's like,

you know, "Karma!"

But, he's tasting his own medicine, and I'm like,

"Yeah, it doesn't taste great."

What's going on?

Hey, bud, wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

Are you okay? - What?

Don't do that, why would you do that?

Because we're up.

Oh my God.

Why, why are you doing this? - I don't know.

Oh, no, I woke up early, I can't sleep in,

but I woke up, I sent a text. - What'd you say?

I said, "Good morning, Sienna, listen,

I love seeing you and no one else

makes me feel the way you do, no one,

but I'm not gonna try to convince someone that they love me

for three days, especially when I know

that deep down they do.

Here's hoping that you understand my feelings

and exalt them, I just don't feel this way almost ever.

I know that you agree and feel a lot of what I do,

because I've heard it from your perfect

little freckled lips.

And those around us can say and think what they will,

but we will have the last laugh,

and we'll have love, laughter,

and literally everything that matters.

Okay, my Ted Talk is over."

- Oh, God, Shep. - What?

You're making me cringe for you now.

Shep, dude, I respect your vulnerability, that's for sure.

She hasn't answered.

But that's okay. - God, Shep.

I'm trying to win her back, it's crazy.

I just wish that he would've asked me

before he decided to send this,

I want to shrivel up and die for him,

I want to----ing evaporate.

I wanted to evaporate into the Bahamian sky.

She faked a stomachache, man.

No, no, no, it was midnight when we were done with dinner,

she wanted to go home.

Let's go have fun, because I really need to get my mind

in a good place. - Yay.

...

Coming up.

Should we expect JT to be showing up?

Yeah, so, he missed his flight, so.

Well, that's good.

- Wakey, wakey! - I'm too hungover for this.

What do you need, you need coffee?

Gatorade, coffee, Advil.

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, look at them.

Oh my God, I want one.

- That is the coolest thing. - Aw!

I'm so excited.

Hi, good morning. - Hey, how are you?

- Hey. - Nice to meet you, good.

All right, you guys wanna- - So cute!

Take your place on the mat?

- Yeah. - Yes.

- Is it just two of you? - We got a friend coming.

- We have on more coming. - Okay.

So, we'll begin standing at the top of the mat,

bring the palms together, thumbs at the sternum in prayer

to start with.

Connect with your breath, relax your shoulders.

This is the coolest thing ever.

Twisting slightly.

Inhale extend the legs, inhale bring the torso up.

- Hello. - Late.

- Very late. - Come join.

Hi, bitch. - Roll your shoulder blades

down the back, broaden the chest.

- What? - I'm gonna cry.

He's doing yoga with us.

It's a magical moment, I get to do yoga with a flamingo,

who has ever done that?

Nobody.

I don't know if I was copying the flamingo

or if it was copying me, who knows, we were one.

Four, inhale, engage the arms.

On the exhale, we're gonna twist in the direction

of the bent knee.

Inhale, bring the arms up- - Stop, you're gonna

make me laugh and fall over.

- Hello. - Good morning, good morning,

hi, how are you? - How are you doing?

I have your keys for you right here, madame.

- Oh, thank you. - And this for you.

I've got your wristbands. - Will it test my heartbeat

if I have a heart attack?

No, you're not gonna need that down here.

There you are, sir. - Thank you.

Welcome home, once again.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

So, is this a single room or a shared room?

That is a single room, and you're with the other ladies.

- I'm sharing a room? - Yes.

- You're with the girls. - It's the suite.

- Okay. - Girls.

- I think you'll like it. - Yes.

- Dude. - I think you'll like it.

- We're gonna have sleepovers. - Definitely.

Right this way.

- Thank you. - My pleasure.

God, this room is insane.

Hi, yes!

- You made it! - Woo!

Hi. - God, you're heavier

than I thought. - Hey.

Oh yay, this is so pretty. - Isn't this pretty?

How rowdy did y'all get last night?

I'm just hungover because of the champagne,

I don't drink champagne. - Oh, well, you'll learn

bunking with her. - I know.

Champagne is your only option, honey, champagne and water.

I know, really, it's a problem,

I think we probably had like four or five bottles.

Woo!

Cheers to get litty titty. - Last night?

Oh, Jesus, how are y'all awake?

I don't know.

Y'all wanna go to the beach? - Yeah.

Craig, would you like some omelets and breakfast?

What?

It's out here, I won't belabor it.

What's up?

How's your mind?

It's pretty----ed up, I'm kidding.

That's okay, well, we can calm it today.

- No, we can calm it. - We'll calm it.

I need to read you the text

that I sent to Sienna this morning.

The text that you sent Sienna?

- Do you wanna hear it? - Yeah, just read it.

"Good morning, Sienna, no one else makes feel

the way you do, no one.

My heart sings when I'm with you.

I've heard it from your perfect little freckled lips."

"It's a rare thing, it's very rare,

the rarest thing on earth,

and the most beautiful and pure thing.

Okay, I'm gonna stop, but can we please follow our heart?

We will have love, laughter,

and literally everything that matters.

Okay, my Ted Talk is over."

- She responded to you? - No, she didn't.

Look, your sentiment's beautiful, Shep,

but like it is what it is.

It was a good try, it was a valiant effort.

You sound like Austen all of a sudden.

- Oh. - God, don't----ing

put that on me.

No, I'm the sensitive friend.

I know, what the sh-- is happening?

But I'm also not gonna lie to you,

because this shouldn't have to be as forced as it is,

you know?

I don't know how Shep doesn't get it,

like you shouldn't have to explain

to someone you just started to see

why you should be together,

like she either wants to be with you or not.

I put it out there, I said what I needed to say,

it's important to do that.

Because when we were at dinner last night,

it was kind of electric and I felt a little from her,

but she won't admit it.

Craig, you're huge on closure, I mean,

if this is closure then that's fine,

I'm willing to accept that.

That's not a closure message, Shep,

that was a "let's run away and get married" message.

But like today I would just be able to still have fun

with all of us. - I will.

- Oh, sh--, we're out here. - No umbrellas?

- Thank you, Daniel. - Thank you, Daniel.

- Oh, see that's too far back. - I am such an old lady,

groaning to sit down like that.

Ooh, it's hot.

Good day, ladies,

are we having any drinks today?

I'll do a, what is it, the beer, Kalig, Kalik?

- Kalik. - Yeah, can I have a beer too?

Two beers and three Miami Vices, please.

- All right. - Thank you.

Mary, Jesus, and Joseph, it is hot out here.

Man, I wanna be on that boat.

Me too, go shake your tits, Salley, and get us on there.

Yeah.

- What? - Show 'em your boobies

before you let 'em go so we can get on there.

"Hey, over here, we're stranded."

All right, ladies, here we go,

we have our Miami Vice Juleps right here for you.

Oh, look at those cherry stems.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- All right. - Ooh, this tastes

like ice cream.

Should we expect JT to be showing up?

Yeah, so he got on a standby flight,

I don't know what time that means he's gonna land.

He was supposed to be on the original flight

with Whitney and Ryan, and then they missed their flight

and then they got on the next one.

- Mm. - And then we all ended up

on the same flight here together,

and then JT missed his flight, so.

Well that's good.

This group is about friends, and I'm not being a mean girl,

I'm really not, but I mean, if JT wants to come

and blow things up, I'm locked and loaded and ready.

Hopefully he comes in cool,

'cause I want this to feel fun, you know?

But yeah, that's what I would like.

Coming up.

What, tell me, I didn't mean to say something bad.

No, dude, that's not cool, man.

Hey, so I'm going snorkeling, are you,

what are you guys doing?

We're going to the fish fry.

Ryan said he wanted to do snorkeling.

So, Sienna's gonna come today,

she was like, "Maybe I'll just do the fish fry."

It's like a local place,

and you guys are gonna get the best fried snapper,

conch salad. - Okay, so, fish fry for sure.

I'll come join you guys.

- Wait, what- - And I'm not gonna be there.

Well, she can go snorkeling with you,

why would she not wanna hang out with you?

Because she, I don't-

It doesn't make any sense.

If you come to the fish fry, she can come,

but if you're not there, I think it's weird.

You guys had your talk, now she wants to hang out

with us instead of you because she doesn't wanna

hang out with you.

Craig, don't be all of a sudden cutthroat,

that's not who you are.

You guys can talk to her and be friends with her,

is that so much to ask?

I think it's a good move, Shep.

I'll tell you what I don't like

is somebody kicking somebody when they're down,

especially a friend kicking another friend,

it doesn't sit right with me.

Look, you can continue to enable your delusional friends,

or tell them how it is.

I'm not pumped that Sienna doesn't like you,

but she doesn't like you.

Why would you want us to be friends with her?

'Cause I think she's a really good person,

I mean, despite the way she makes me feel, but,

no, she made me feel a way that was really good.

Yeah, look, you know how I am though,

and if someone's not making you feel nice,

I don't know how to fake be nice to that person.

- Yeah, well. - You know.

- Oh boy. - What?

Sienna called, I'll talk to her.

Boys, look, if she wants to hang out with us and not him,

that's not a good sign.

- Hello? - Hey, Sienna.

- What's up? - Not much.

- Here it goes. - Shut up.

- So, the fish fry. - Yeah.

Actually, I don't know if it's something

that I wanna take on right now.

- Yeah- - Because I felt super,

super sick from last, I haven't drank alcohol

in a long time, so I felt really, really bad today.

Hey, okay, well, no big deal, you know,

that text I sent you was pretty, I don't know,

not intense, but just heartfelt, so.

It was just really, yeah, it was intense,

and I do wanna talk about it.

It was really intense and heartfelt.

We'll talk about it when I see you.

We can go out on the boat and have a big day, fun day,

tomorrow and before we all leave on Friday, is that okay?

Yeah, I mean, that's perfect for me.

Okay, well, I'm just gonna hang with the crew

and not feel any sorta way.

This is fine, as long as you guys are good.

- He makes it seem- - Shut the---- up.

All right, well, you guys enjoy the rest

of your day, okay? - Will do, bye.

Okay, bye.

I really think that there's something so special

that we had that, how could you ignore it,

how could you turn away from that?

I'm a rational guy, I can't believe anybody would do that.

So, there's still a part of me that's like,

"She knows, she knows, she knows what we have."

You're just staring out the window.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just in uncharted waters.

She should have just texted back, "I love you too."

I don't want it to---- with your day.

- It's not, it's not. - Okay, okay, good,

well then let's go. - 'Cause you're

going snorkeling. - I'm gonna go snorkeling,

and I'm gonna stare at the fishies

and the green.----- yeah.

All right, we'll see you after.

Let's go snorkel.

Okay, we ready? - Yeah.

How's it going?

- Good, good, yeah, yeah. - Happy you're here?

- Oh yeah. - Hi!

- So good to be here. - How are you?

Oh yeah.

Onto snorkeling.

Taylor, you expressively said you wanted to go

to the fish fry.

So now I'm choosing water over food.

It's a good call.

That way we don't have to talk to anybody too.

- All right. - We can just stare

at the marine life.

I think I've had enough of talking.

Rodrigo, come on.

Oh----ing Christ, I don't have my bracelet.

Okay.

I hope the people know I'm stealing all this Balmain.

I'm ready.

Okay. - Oh, this is cute.

You can go in the back.

If there's not a stripper pole,

I'm not getting on. - I'll go here.

It smells like horse sh-- in here.

What, it smells like leather.

- It smells good. - It smells like leather,

yeah.

Sienna, she wanted to come to the fish fry with us

and not Shep. - Oh no.

I feel bad for him, honestly, because-

- You do? - I mean, I think, "You do?"

No, I think he's being- - Yeah, it sucks.

A little simpy.

It is sad, but honestly, Shep has been digging

into my relationships since I met him.

Why get involved in our relationship?

He's not having fun and he's yelling,

what brings that out at him?

I know it's you, I know it's you.

No you don't.

In the face of all the things that have happened,

you still are staying the course.

If it blows up my face then it is my----ing fault.

- Oh yeah- - It's my decision.

It'll be your fault, all right.

I thought you guys are stronger than a tire iron.

- We're gonna be just fine. - What only doesn't kill you

makes you stronger- - I hope you find that.

I'll find it somewhere amazing with sun and white sand,

and me with a big ass grin on my face.

And alone?

So, yeah, I kind of enjoy him moping around a little bit.

It's okay to like someone, but then you gotta recognize

when they don't like you back, and move on.

Oof.

Has Sienna messaged you back since you messaged her?

- Yeah. - Oh, okay.

Yes she did, and I made the decision to take the day off,

take the night off, and just enjoy yourself.

- Oh, good. - 'Cause there's just

a strange energy, and I don't know,

you got me as to what it's all about, but I'm not gonna,

don't water plants that don't bring beauty,

if that makes any sense. - Kind of.

Sometimes you're watering a plant

that just needs to be re-potted.

- Mm. - There you go.

- I don't know if that means- - Needs a bigger pot.

- Shep's like, "I don't know"- - I don't know

what that means either. - "What that means either."

There you go. - Sometimes the hermit crab

outgrows its shell. - I gave it a minute-

He goes, "Right."

Then he goes, "I don't know what that means."

It somehow made sense to me.

Coming up.

Things haven't been the same with me and Austen

since this all started. - Well, you guys are brothers.

Yeah, he doesn't like me though, Austen hates me.

- See this looks good. - Oh.

It looks good until we get eaten by a shark.

Oh, hey.

Hey, thank you, sir.

- Thank you. - Oh gosh, you must be warm

in that suit, I'm sorry.

Wow, look at that ocean.

- How y'all doing today? - Hey, sorry-

- Hey, hey, hey. - Hi, I'm Shep,

nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you,

nice to meet you, gonna bring you guys

right on over to the hut, get you guys all geared up

and ready to go, man. - Cool, cool.

All right, so it's just you guys?

- Yeah, yeah. - All right, all right,

we're gonna have some fun, man,

got these two drawers right here, you guys can go ahead

and put all of your items right on the shelves.

Okay.

I got some gear right here,

got the masks- - Masks.

- And then we have size- - Where are we

going out there? - All right, so pretty much,

we're gonna be swimming out towards these white buoys

that you guys see out here. - Okay.

We have a fish chart, blue angelfish-

- Oh! - Squirrel fish.

I cannot wait to see the angelfish.

- Great barracuda. - Cool.

Oh, I have a video of a barracuda when I went to Bimini,

they're fast. - Nurse shark.

Yeah, we got a few nurse shark

that hang out in the bay. - They do?

Oh, cool.

The nurse sharks are super, they're like little puppy dogs.

- The nurse sharks are? - Yes.

You can pet them and stuff. - You can touch them,

and they won't bite you.

So you all have done this before?

- Mhm. - With the nurse sharks?

- I have, yeah. - Yeah.

- Nurse sharks before, yes. - Yeah.

- All of these are friendly? - All of 'em are friendly.

All right, ladies, gonna try these fins?

- Okay, these fit. - Yeah.

They're good?

So y'all ready to have some fun?

Oh yeah. - God, this is so hot.

Oh yeah.

Okay.

Ah.

Wee!

So cool.

That was awesome!

- I'm gonna head in. - Let's go.

Oh, sh--, this is awesome.

Thank you, sir.

- Woo, woo. - Thank you.

Oh, I smell the fish fry.

Oh, hell yeah, look at this place.

What's up, guys?

How are you? - I want a conch salad.

Let's not sit in the sun, though.

Yeah, let's do this, this and this.

- Oh. - Perfect.

- Hey, guys. - Hey there, how are you?

- How are you guys doing? - Good, how are you?

Good, awesome, awesome.

All right, my name is Demarus, I'll be taking care

of you guys, okay? - Appreciate it.

- Thank you. - All right.

- Thank you, thank you. - What's your favorite thing?

My favorite thing?

Snapper. - The snapper?

- Snapper? - Snapper.

Fried dry. - Snapper.

All right, we'll do one of these, please.

- Get two. - Of the snapper?

- One there, one here. - Okay.

Oh my God, we gotta get this old island style

chicken in the bag. - Chicken in the bag

is----ing awesome. - Does it actually

come in a bag?

That's why it's called chicken in the bag.

I used to live in Marsh Harbor.

The Bahamas were very healthy for me,

I got my own machete and learned how to open up coconuts

and harvest my own fruit.

Craig, it's like that movie,

"How Stella Got Her Groove Back".

Chicken in the bag was Mondays,

and you'd have to call in and reserve one,

and it was really----ing good.

And you were always on the boat.

The boat will be fun tomorrow.

- Yeah, it will. - If it works out.

Well, I just don't think Sienna should come.

She gave bad vibes last night.

I don't wanna go in on her too much, but,

I've never felt the energy of a person

that I felt coming off of Sienna, ever in my life,

I've never met someone with that energy.

- I agree. - I was like,

when she walked in the room, I panicked.

I poured some champagne 'cause I thought we were

gonna hang out, and I was like,

"I need to go fix the reservation downstairs."

Are you joining us for dinner? - Yes.

- Nice. - Yes.

- I gotta go deal with the- - As you should.

The restaurant reservation.

I figured out what I needed to know quicker than I expected.

- This was fun. - Yeah, this was-

- It was nice. - Thank you, Shep.

- Yeah, thanks a lot. - This is all

'cause of you, man.

I don't know about that, please don't remind me

that I'm here.

Look, if we're on this beautiful beach,

things are great right now. - "Please don't remind me

that I'm here." - At this moment.

I just, I'm having a hard time.

- 'Cause of Sienna? - Yeah.

- Sorry. - I'm in, no,

it's not the greatest place. - Yeah.

But it's okay because y'all are here, thank you.

You too, Taylor, thank you.

This isn't my, it's not my circus anymore,

but might be a good wake up call

that he needs to start dating people his own age.

- Getting old. - What is that?

- I don't know- - Is this the sand dollar

you stole from the- - Some coral or something.

- I would feel so bad- - You think I can skip it?

- No. - How many times do you

think I can skip it?

Taylor, this is why I like to prove you wrong.

- He lives for this. - Rue the day.

- I am right, you are wrong. - You will rue the day.

It's literally gonna hit the water and go straight in.

Oh, you're too high above the water too.

- No, don't give him any- - I'm watching.

- Don't give him any tips. - I'm gonna watch you.

Oh! - Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Shep deserves better, Shep deserves someone

who gives a sh--.

Like I could be a better match for him

than she could, you know?

I don't know.

- Three times is good. - I had no faith.

- Okay guys, let's go. - That was-

All right, yeah, on that note,

I need to shower, but yes. - Let's go right now.

Let's go get ready.

We get a breeze going through here, woo!

- Shep, oh. - Chicken in a bag, man.

- Yeah! - Let's go.

- Love that. - Stuffed snapper.

- Dang, look at that snapper. - Wow.

- That's a whole ass tail. - Stuffed snapper, yeah.

- Hot! - Ooh, it's hot, damn.

- Damn. - Hot damn!

That fish.

- That's really good. - Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

JT is here.

I wonder if he got his wings on the plane.

"Hey, little guy, you traveling alone today?"

- I'm sorry, that was- - "You wanna see the cockpit?"

- You two are bad together. - Yeah, what?

Shep said he's excited for JT.

Yeah.

Shep is just feeling all sorts of something.

Have you guys ever seen him infatuated

with someone like this before or?

No, I've not seen him like this.

I just hope he doesn't spin out.

What, tell me, I didn't mean to say something bad.

I understand.

No, dude, that's not cool, man.

I do see that he like really wants it.

Man, Craig will tell you that he's always

rooting for everyone, but I think that I have

far more empathy than Craig does,

because I know the underlying tones of him saying that

and the underlying tones are like,

"I hope that Shep doesn't turn back to the bottle

'cause he doesn't have, you know, control of his emotions.

I have control over my emotions, 'cause I'm a..."

I'm like, "Oh, right, right, right,

unless they don't put you in the biggest room possible

in the hotel."

No one in their 30s should have to share a room.

Then you have total control over your emotions.

You guys, should we check out another bar?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

You have to tell Austen or he'll be like,

"Why do we have to do what Craig wants to do?"

- Y'all ready? - Yeah.

- All right, guys. - Let's move it.

- All right. - Cheers.

All right, vamo.

- Hey, hey! - Hey!

- Can we go there? - Are we going in here

or are we going straight, what do we got going on?

- We're going in here I think. - We're going in here?

All right.

- To the bar. - Are we going in here?

Hey.

- How are you? - Good, how are you doing?

- Hey. - Hello, how are you?

- What are we drinking? - You want a little daiquiri?

Who gonna hold me up please

so I can write my name? - Pick her up?

- Woo! - Woohoo!

- Oh, sh--. - Ow!

- Oh, God. - That's alcohol

at the top there, so don't let it waste.

Mhm.

What?

What did Madison get?

Yeah, nice, you don't need all that on it.

No, I'll----ing die.

- Let's go see the water. - Okay.

- What's up, man? - Hey, hey, how y'all doing?

- Good, how are you? - Good, how are you?

Thanks. - Thank you, sir.

Not my flip flops and Gucci bag, it's fine.

This feels so nice on my feet, this is so much better

than trying to hang out at a random place in West Ashley.

Why would you be in West Ashley?

Me and you, the last time we got to hang out.

Oh my God.

You know, it's just, you and I haven't gotten to talk

in so long and I feel like life in Charleston

for the group just got real fractured.

I know.

Like things haven't been the same with me and Austen

since this all started. - But you guys are brothers.

Yeah, he doesn't like me though, Austen hates me.

Where's everybody else?

Craig and Madison are talking down by the water.

It's nice to see you guys getting along.

I'm just trying to keep things----ing copacetic.

I can see it in his face, like I know he loves me

and he doesn't wanna hate me, but when he looks at me,

like I'll say something and I'll see his face twinge.

Chicken in a bag was Mondays.

I've never met someone with that energy.

I need to go fix the reservation downstairs.

So now I'm like, "Why do you----ing hate me so much?"

Y'all will figure it out.

Clearly the Band-Aid that Austen and I

put on our relationship is starting to come off rapidly.

I mean, at the end of the day, they're sisters for life,

and I just think that they've gotta get back together

and, you know, I don't wanna choose sides,

but I think Craig is taking it a little bit too far.

I think y'all will always be friends.

That's good, that's what I want.

Next time on Southern Charm.

I sort of spiraled last night 'cause of the Sienna stuff.

Woke up on a beach, Sherilyn was just like, "Okay, go home."

Whatever this is isn't healthy.

You say the word "affair".

Craig, you're lying.

It was loud and clear.

What you said flamed us.

- What you said flamed it. - No, I didn't say

what you said.

No, no, no cameras.

Come on in.

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