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Previously
on "Southern Charm".

- How you doing?
- I actually feel good,

because Shep invited me
to go to the Bahamas.

As JT
celebrated his invitation,

and Venita missed her flight,

we arrived in paradise
to a room with a view.

- Oh my God.
- Wow.

Hey, peasants.

And one room too few.

No one in their 30s
should have to share a room.

I'm not doing this.
- Just what I need.

- You're tiring-
- You're with your friends.

Meanwhile,
as Taylor dug

into Shep's relationship
with Sienna.

I know where I stand, I
don't know where she stands.

You're----ing it up right now

She's stringing
him along, though.

It's actually her that
needs to be questioned,

Taylor, big time.

He was tied up in
knots waiting for her arrival.

I gotta tease it.

What are
those, fishing pants?

I want it to
look kind of messy.

Put a----ing T-shirt on.

But, his
dream of a warm welcome

turned into a nightmare.

I'll give you some space.

More space?

No, come on, stay up here.

I'll
meet you downstairs.

♪ Oh, you mess around with
the queen bee, believe me ♪

♪ Ba-ba-do

♪ Mhm

Damn, I got flyways,
how do I got flyways?

Molly?

Why is it dark in here, hello?

Because I'm
having a migraine.

Oh, no, can I
get you something?

Did you take an Advil?
- Well, I took Advil

and then I threw that up.
- Well, don't push it.

You guys look so cute.

Yes!

- We miss you!
- Ee!

I'm coming, I land early,
I land at 10:00 AM tomorrow.

- Okay, perfect.
- But you have your own-

- Get your ass here.
- Suite and everything.

Why do you
come late to the Bahamas?

Oh, Jesus.

Look, I know this
is pretty lame,

but I couldn't find my passport.

We love you.

- Just drink a lot of water.
- Yeah.

We'll bring you
back some food.

What are you doing?

I have a really bad migraine.

If I get a second wind,
I will call y'all.

- All right, we love you.
- I love you.

Night, night.

I think my migraine
is a culmination

of the 12 champagnes I had.

- Wait, you're not coming?
- I feel like sh--.

Just text me,
I have my phone on me.

Okay.

But-
- Hm, it's okay.

We're gonna be
here for a few days,

I can watch him fawn
over Sienna another day.

Woo!

- Flip flops okay?
- Flip flops are perfect.

- Okay.
- Let's see.

Where are you?

Oh.
- Oh!

Yeah?

Do I pull it off?

- You look amazing.
- Thank you.

I love it.

Thank you, thank
you, we'll go down,

I don't know, we
haven't seen each other

in over a month and a half, so-

It has been, a lot
has happened since then.

It's important,
what has happened?

That's a good question.

Oh, there they are.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey, you look nice.

Oh my God, look at you.

Oh my God.
- Wait, where's Molly?

- She's not okay.
- She's not feeling too good.

- Oh, really?
- She got a migraine.

- The fire show.
- Yay!

So let's go to dinner.
- Yes, let's go to dinner.

Yeah.

So no word on what
happened upstairs?

Dude, haven't heard from him,

I'm sure he is just gonna join
us at dinner at some point.

- Alone?
- I thought she was here.

- She is.
- The tension was like

you could cut it with a knife.

I'm a very good
read of character,

and I watch enough "90
Day Fiance" to know

that it just didn't feel right.

Whatever Shep thought
was real didn't exist.

- How are you?
- Hey, what's up?

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you too.

We were trying to
leave them together

to like figure out some sh--.

Sienna, obviously we both
came out of the gate awfully hot

and it was very
passionate and wonderful,

and that's true, right?
- Mhm.

- And-
- We have a lot of fun.

And then it got
hotter and heavier,

as far as what we were
saying to one another.

Mhm.

And I thought that
maybe like the universe

had brought us together, you
would mention to me, like,

"Oh, we would have
the prettiest babies,

we would have these beautiful
kids who were smart,

and they would be connected
to nature and the ocean,

and we would just live
all over the world

and have adventures."

This was in my mind.

Shep, I never knew that
you were thinking like that.

I was, I know.

You make my life better, you
make me wanna be a better man.

I'm wildly, wildly
attracted to you,

and I am actually
in love with you.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- How are you?
- Welcome to Marcus.

- Thank you.
- You look nice.

- Thank you very much.
- Right this way

for your table.
- Okay, thank you.

Oh, this is nice.

Who all else is coming?

- Shep.
- And Sienna?

And possibly Sienna.

Do we wanna leave a space
in the middle, or no?

No, okay.

Do we want them in the center?

I mean, they could sit
right here and right there,

and I'll move down.
- Why do we have to move?

You don't have to do anything.

'Cause we're nosy.

I think I have a good
perspective from here,

down and to the right.

- Well now I'm nervous.
- Yeah.

I don't wanna put
you on the spot,

I just, I don't even
know where we stand.

Well, I mean, on my end
of things, I feel like

we never kind of defined
what the relationship was,

you know?
- You had to have known

how I felt, right?

Like, now I do.

- Oh yeah?
- 100% now I do.

Let's just hold it there.

Life is way too short to
ignore a strong feeling

about somebody, you
know, in a relationship.

'Cause guess what, doesn't
happen every other day,

trust me, I know.

- We're late for dinner.
- Yeah, let's go.

Hello, how's everybody doing?

- Great.
- What are we having

for cocktail?
- Can I get

an espresso martini, please?

- I'll do that actually.
- Three espresso-

- Three of them.
- Three.

And then two
seafood towers for us.

Can we
get two Aperol spritz?

Okay, no problem.

Bud Light in a chilled glass.

- Is it this way?
- Yeah, I think it's this way,

I think we're going upstairs.
- Have you eaten here before?

Yeah.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hey, guys.
- Hi, everyone.

- Hi.
- Welcome, good to see you.

- How are you?
- Look at you,

clean up real nice.
- Feel good, look good.

- How are you feeling, good?
- Yeah.

You look much better.

- How are you?
- I'm good,

I love your makeup.
- Thank you, thank you,

I love yours.

- Good offer.
- Thank you.

Right, I mean, she helped you.

She did help me.

Hey, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah.

Oh, I forgot, ah!

Here we go.

We're from the South, after all.

Honestly, anything Shep does,

especially when it's romantic,

or at least trying to make
us believe he's romantic,

I'm like, "Ew, no."

I'm gonna throw up.
- I'm sorry, what?

I'm happy you
guys made it safely.

- Heck yeah.
- I know, we did.

It's such an easy trip.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How's everybody doing?
- Everybody's doing great.

What are we
having for cocktail?

What is everybody
else getting?

Espresso martinis
on this side.

I'll have
one of those, Sienna?

Yes, I will have one, please.

Is everybody hungry?

We got some seafood towers,
we ordered a while ago.

- Any allergies?
- I'm allergic to dogs.

Big Craig is allergic
to little Craig,

can you imagine the irony?

Little Craig and I don't
have the best relationship.

- Join the club.
- Yeah, join the club.

Would you like to talk about
your sleep or lack thereof?

Craig was farting
in my face all night.

Sienna's not
happy with Craig's gas.

- It's really bad.
- Yeah.

It's really bad.

Sienna, we probably
haven't seen you

since y'all saw
each other, right?

- Thank you very much.
- Yeah, the last time

I saw you guys was
at your dog party-

- At Bella.
- The dog party, yeah.

- At Bella's birthday.
- Right?

- Do you remember Sienna?
- Howdy!

I forgot to bring your boots.

You left your boots.

My cowboy boots!

It's okay, I'll get a new one.
- I'll mail 'em.

- It's fine.
- I'll wear 'em.

I'm kidding.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Wow!
- Right here.

- Oh yeah.
- Thank you.

Wow,
that's a real oyster.

Shep.

You want to?

Sienna, sit where Austen is,

and so Austen and I are
gonna go to the bar.

- Come on in here, girl.
- Finally, I'm at the fun part

of the table.
- Yeah, right?

This is the party side.

I'm shocked to
see you here today,

I mean, not in that, but I know

that he was like
a little nervous,

'cause I hear you've
been playing hard to get,

but I think that
that's good for him.

Have I been
playing hard to get,

or am I hard to get?
- I don't know.

Ooh, tell us!

Like, tell us about
you, we wanna know.

Mhm.

Shep is used to
girls being, you know-

- At his beck and call-
- Exactly,

and I know you're not.
- Shep, I love him,

he's amazing, we've had
so much fun together.

I heard the "love" word.

He's a great guy,
he's a great person,

we've had a lot of
great time together.

Well, let me just first
start out by saying that I was

very pleased obviously that
the two of you came to dinner.

I said everything
I wanted to say.

I'm wildly, wildly
attracted to you,

and I am actually
in love with you.

And she's like, "I didn't
know you ever thought this."

And I was like, "Dammit."

Because it's only been
like a long weekend

every time we hang out.
- Yeah.

Sienna, I have
a real question.

Okay, what's your question?

Are you and Shep
actually together?

- As of right now?
- Yes.

Sienna, I have
a real question,

are you and Shep
actually together?

Like, are y'all
exclusive, can you hook up

with other people?

Shep and I never had that
conversation in the first place,

we never said we're gonna
be in a relationship,

we never said we're
gonna be exclusive,

and so like, were we together?

Maybe, I don't know.

I think Shep has
probably imagined a lot

of this relationship
up in his head,

and I am just interested to see

how this is all gonna play out,

'cause I am just a bystander
and I'm enjoying the show.

Are we like a wait and see
getting to know you again?

She goes, "Yeah, this
discussion isn't over."

She's like, "I wanna
continue to talk about"-

- Okay.
- "Our future."

Okay, good, good.

So, it was very
adult, very respectful,

and then----ing wouldn't you
know it, we're walking here

and I'm like, "I
really miss you."

And she's like,
"I miss you too."

Did you miss me?
- I'll see.

Well,

I miss you.

I'm sure you do.

And like, I kinda
wanna win her over again.

Okay.

- I'm so-
- Okay

- Into her, I'm just-
- Okay.

- You know that, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Let's go back.
- Okay.

I just wish that I could see
a conversation between them,

because it just seems to me
that Shep is not the best

at picking up on signals.

We're so similar in terms
of being non-committal,

and it's like, it
works for both of us.

Hey, guys.

Oh, what's happening?

We think that
maybe she's good for you.

Guys, guys, let's
not grill everybody, please.

Shep, she checked out
to everything you said,

your timeline, what
you want in life,

because y'all are
both non-committal.

I didn't mean to say that.
- Jesus Christ.

- But it's okay.
- Oh, y'all talked?

- Yeah, of course.
- Oh, okay.

I mean, we're
gonna just look at her.

Sienna, it's a pleasure.
- Cheers, Sienna,

thanks for having us.
- Cheers.

Thank you guys for coming.

Let's go.

- Wanna go party in your room?
- Yeah.

Let's show you a good time.

All right, let's
check the outside.

Beautiful, wow.

No one's out on
their porch, okay.

Well, I'll go
check in on humans.

Hello?

Good morning.

Hi.
- Hi.

How are you?
- My eye,

my left eye is blurry.

Are you listening
to rain sounds?

Yes.

- How are you?
- I'm okay.

- How'd you sleep?
- I slept pretty well,

I'm so much better
than last night.

I've been up since like 7:30.

Oh my God, you're
crazy, I've been like in

and out of sleep-
- I'm a morning person.

- For like an hour.
- Were we being loud

and obnoxious last
night, could you hear us?

A little bit when
y'all came back.

- Hey, welcome to my house.
- Whoa.

Wow, this is nicer than ours.

You asshole.

- Taylor.
- Hey, hey!

What?
- Hello!

- Woo!
- Whoa!

Honeydew.

- Whoa!
- I literally can't.

You're a machine, Taylor.

So, do you feel up
for flamingo yoga?

Yeah, I'm totally
down now, I'm good.

Well, how was last night?
- It was good.

How awkward was
the Sienna stuff?

- It wasn't at all.
- Oh!

But.

Where's Sienna?

She went home, she
has a stomachache.

A stomachache?

- You going home?
- Yeah.

Thank you for coming,
thank you for talking to me.

Have fun, be safe.

- I will.
- Okay.

She doesn't like you.

- Really?
- Jesus, Madison.

What, I'm just saying.

Let's go, we'll see
y'all in the morning.

- I feel bad.
- I mean-

He needs to honest
truth sometimes.

I'm not gonna be one of
those people that's like,

you know, "Karma!"

But, he's tasting his own
medicine, and I'm like,

"Yeah, it doesn't taste great."

What's going on?

Hey, bud, wakey,
wakey, eggs and bakey.

Are you okay?
- What?

Don't do that, why
would you do that?

Because we're up.

Oh my God.

Why, why are you doing this?
- I don't know.

Oh, no, I woke up
early, I can't sleep in,

but I woke up, I sent a text.
- What'd you say?

I said, "Good
morning, Sienna, listen,

I love seeing you
and no one else

makes me feel the
way you do, no one,

but I'm not gonna try
to convince someone
that they love me

for three days,
especially when I know

that deep down they do.

Here's hoping that you
understand my feelings

and exalt them, I just don't
feel this way almost ever.

I know that you agree and
feel a lot of what I do,

because I've heard
it from your perfect

little freckled lips.

And those around us can say
and think what they will,

but we will have the last laugh,

and we'll have love, laughter,

and literally
everything that matters.

Okay, my Ted Talk is over."

- Oh, God, Shep.
- What?

You're making me
cringe for you now.

Shep, dude, I respect your
vulnerability, that's for sure.

She hasn't answered.

But that's okay.
- God, Shep.

I'm trying to win
her back, it's crazy.

I just wish that
he would've asked me

before he decided to send this,

I want to shrivel
up and die for him,

I want to----ing evaporate.

I wanted to evaporate
into the Bahamian sky.

She faked a stomachache, man.

No, no, no, it was midnight
when we were done with dinner,

she wanted to go home.

Let's go have fun, because
I really need to get my mind

in a good place.
- Yay.

...

Coming up.

Should we expect JT
to be showing up?

Yeah, so, he missed
his flight, so.

Well, that's good.

- Wakey, wakey!
- I'm too hungover for this.

What do you need,
you need coffee?

Gatorade, coffee, Advil.

Oh my gosh, oh
my gosh, look at them.

Oh my
God, I want one.

- That is the coolest thing.
- Aw!

I'm so excited.

Hi, good morning.
- Hey, how are you?

- Hey.
- Nice to meet you, good.

All right, you guys wanna-
- So cute!

Take your
place on the mat?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Is it just two of you?
- We got a friend coming.

- We have on more coming.
- Okay.

So, we'll begin standing
at the top of the mat,

bring the palms together,
thumbs at the sternum in prayer

to start with.

Connect with your breath,
relax your shoulders.

This is the
coolest thing ever.

Twisting slightly.

Inhale extend the legs,
inhale bring the torso up.

- Hello.
- Late.

- Very late.
- Come join.

Hi, bitch.
- Roll your shoulder blades

down the back,
broaden the chest.

- What?
- I'm gonna cry.

He's doing yoga with us.

It's a magical moment, I get
to do yoga with a flamingo,

who has ever done that?

Nobody.

I don't know if I was
copying the flamingo

or if it was copying me,
who knows, we were one.

Four, inhale, engage the arms.

On the exhale, we're gonna
twist in the direction

of the bent knee.

Inhale, bring the arms up-
- Stop, you're gonna

make me laugh and fall over.

- Hello.
- Good morning, good morning,

hi, how are you?
- How are you doing?

I have your keys for
you right here, madame.

- Oh, thank you.
- And this for you.

I've got your wristbands.
- Will it test my heartbeat

if I have a heart attack?

No, you're not gonna
need that down here.

There you are, sir.
- Thank you.

Welcome home, once again.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

So, is this a single
room or a shared room?

That is a single room, and
you're with the other ladies.

- I'm sharing a room?
- Yes.

- You're with the girls.
- It's the suite.

- Okay.
- Girls.

- I think you'll like it.
- Yes.

- Dude.
- I think you'll like it.

- We're gonna have sleepovers.
- Definitely.

Right this way.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

God, this room is insane.

Hi, yes!

- You made it!
- Woo!

Hi.
- God, you're heavier

than I thought.
- Hey.

Oh yay, this is so pretty.
- Isn't this pretty?

How rowdy did
y'all get last night?

I'm just hungover
because of the champagne,

I don't drink champagne.
- Oh, well, you'll learn

bunking with her.
- I know.

Champagne is your only option,
honey, champagne and water.

I know, really,
it's a problem,

I think we probably had
like four or five bottles.

Woo!

Cheers to get litty titty.
- Last night?

Oh, Jesus, how are y'all awake?

I don't know.

Y'all wanna go to the beach?
- Yeah.

Craig, would you like
some omelets and breakfast?

What?

It's out here, I
won't belabor it.

What's up?

How's your mind?

It's pretty----ed
up, I'm kidding.

That's okay, well,
we can calm it today.

- No, we can calm it.
- We'll calm it.

I need to read you the text

that I sent to
Sienna this morning.

The text that you sent Sienna?

- Do you wanna hear it?
- Yeah, just read it.

"Good morning, Sienna,
no one else makes feel

the way you do, no one.

My heart sings
when I'm with you.

I've heard it from your
perfect little freckled lips."

"It's a rare thing,
it's very rare,

the rarest thing on earth,

and the most beautiful
and pure thing.

Okay, I'm gonna stop, but can
we please follow our heart?

We will have love, laughter,

and literally
everything that matters.

Okay, my Ted Talk is over."

- She responded to you?
- No, she didn't.

Look, your sentiment's
beautiful, Shep,

but like it is what it is.

It was a good try, it
was a valiant effort.

You sound like
Austen all of a sudden.

- Oh.
- God, don't----ing

put that on me.

No, I'm the sensitive friend.

I know, what the
sh-- is happening?

But I'm also not
gonna lie to you,

because this shouldn't have
to be as forced as it is,

you know?

I don't know how
Shep doesn't get it,

like you shouldn't
have to explain

to someone you
just started to see

why you should be together,

like she either wants
to be with you or not.

I put it out there, I
said what I needed to say,

it's important to do that.

Because when we were
at dinner last night,

it was kind of electric and
I felt a little from her,

but she won't admit it.

Craig, you're huge
on closure, I mean,

if this is closure
then that's fine,

I'm willing to accept that.

That's not a
closure message, Shep,

that was a "let's run away
and get married" message.

But like today I would just
be able to still have fun

with all of us.
- I will.

- Oh, sh--, we're out here.
- No umbrellas?

- Thank you, Daniel.
- Thank you, Daniel.

- Oh, see that's too far back.
- I am such an old lady,

groaning to sit down like that.

Ooh, it's hot.

Good day, ladies,

are we having any drinks today?

I'll do a, what is it,
the beer, Kalig, Kalik?

- Kalik.
- Yeah, can I have a beer too?

Two beers and three
Miami Vices, please.

- All right.
- Thank you.

Mary, Jesus, and Joseph,
it is hot out here.

Man, I
wanna be on that boat.

Me too, go shake your tits,
Salley, and get us on there.

Yeah.

- What?
- Show 'em your boobies

before you let 'em go
so we can get on there.

"Hey, over here,
we're stranded."

All right, ladies, here we go,

we have our Miami Vice
Juleps right here for you.

Oh, look at
those cherry stems.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- All right.
- Ooh, this tastes

like ice cream.

Should we expect
JT to be showing up?

Yeah, so he got
on a standby flight,

I don't know what time
that means he's gonna land.

He was supposed to be
on the original flight

with Whitney and Ryan, and
then they missed their flight

and then they got
on the next one.

- Mm.
- And then we all ended up

on the same flight
here together,

and then JT missed
his flight, so.

Well that's good.

This group is about friends,
and I'm not being a mean girl,

I'm really not, but I
mean, if JT wants to come

and blow things up, I'm
locked and loaded and ready.

Hopefully he comes in cool,

'cause I want this to
feel fun, you know?

But yeah, that's
what I would like.

Coming up.

What, tell me, I didn't
mean to say something bad.

No, dude,
that's not cool, man.

Hey, so I'm going
snorkeling, are you,

what are you guys doing?

We're going to the fish fry.

Ryan said he wanted
to do snorkeling.

So, Sienna's gonna come today,

she was like, "Maybe I'll
just do the fish fry."

It's like a local place,

and you guys are gonna get
the best fried snapper,

conch salad.
- Okay, so, fish fry for sure.

I'll come join you guys.

- Wait, what-
- And I'm not gonna be there.

Well, she can go
snorkeling with you,

why would she not wanna
hang out with you?

Because she, I don't-

It doesn't make any sense.

If you come to the
fish fry, she can come,

but if you're not there,
I think it's weird.

You guys had your talk,
now she wants to hang out

with us instead of you
because she doesn't wanna

hang out with you.

Craig, don't be all
of a sudden cutthroat,

that's not who you are.

You guys can talk to her
and be friends with her,

is that so much to ask?

I think it's a
good move, Shep.

I'll tell you what I don't like

is somebody kicking
somebody when they're down,

especially a friend
kicking another friend,

it doesn't sit right with me.

Look, you can continue to
enable your delusional friends,

or tell them how it is.

I'm not pumped that
Sienna doesn't like you,

but she doesn't like you.

Why would you want us
to be friends with her?

'Cause I think she's
a really good person,

I mean, despite the way
she makes me feel, but,

no, she made me feel a
way that was really good.

Yeah, look, you
know how I am though,

and if someone's not
making you feel nice,

I don't know how to fake
be nice to that person.

- Yeah, well.
- You know.

- Oh boy.
- What?

Sienna called,
I'll talk to her.

Boys, look, if she wants to
hang out with us and not him,

that's not a good sign.

- Hello?
- Hey, Sienna.

- What's up?
- Not much.

- Here it goes.
- Shut up.

- So, the fish fry.
- Yeah.

Actually, I don't
know if it's something

that I wanna take on right now.

- Yeah-
- Because I felt super,

super sick from last,
I haven't drank alcohol

in a long time, so I felt
really, really bad today.

Hey, okay, well, no
big deal, you know,

that text I sent you was
pretty, I don't know,

not intense, but
just heartfelt, so.

It was just
really, yeah, it was intense,

and I do wanna talk about it.

It was really intense
and heartfelt.

We'll talk about
it when I see you.

We can go out on the boat
and have a big day, fun day,

tomorrow and before we all
leave on Friday, is that okay?

Yeah, I mean,
that's perfect for me.

Okay, well, I'm just
gonna hang with the crew

and not feel any sorta way.

This is fine, as
long as you guys are good.

- He makes it seem-
- Shut the---- up.

All right, well,
you guys enjoy the rest

of your day, okay?
- Will do, bye.

Okay, bye.

I really think that
there's something so special

that we had that, how
could you ignore it,

how could you turn
away from that?

I'm a rational guy, I can't
believe anybody would do that.

So, there's still a
part of me that's like,

"She knows, she knows,
she knows what we have."

You're just staring
out the window.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
just in uncharted waters.

She should have just texted
back, "I love you too."

I don't want it to---- with your day.

- It's not, it's not.
- Okay, okay, good,

well then let's go.
- 'Cause you're

going snorkeling.
- I'm gonna go snorkeling,

and I'm gonna stare
at the fishies

and the green.----- yeah.

All right, we'll
see you after.

Let's go snorkel.

Okay, we ready?
- Yeah.

How's it going?

- Good, good, yeah, yeah.
- Happy you're here?

- Oh yeah.
- Hi!

- So good to be here.
- How are you?

Oh yeah.

Onto snorkeling.

Taylor, you expressively
said you wanted to go

to the fish fry.

So now I'm choosing
water over food.

It's a good call.

That way we don't have
to talk to anybody too.

- All right.
- We can just stare

at the marine life.

I think I've had
enough of talking.

Rodrigo, come on.

Oh----ing Christ, I
don't have my bracelet.

Okay.

I hope the people know I'm
stealing all this Balmain.

I'm ready.

Okay.
- Oh, this is cute.

You can go in the back.

If there's
not a stripper pole,

I'm not getting on.
- I'll go here.

It smells
like horse sh-- in here.

What, it smells like leather.

- It smells good.
- It smells like leather,

yeah.

Sienna, she wanted to
come to the fish fry with us

and not Shep.
- Oh no.

I feel bad for him,
honestly, because-

- You do?
- I mean, I think, "You do?"

No, I think he's being-
- Yeah, it sucks.

A little simpy.

It is sad, but honestly,
Shep has been digging

into my relationships
since I met him.

Why get involved in
our relationship?

He's not having
fun and he's yelling,

what brings that out at him?

I know it's you,
I know it's you.

No you don't.

In the face of all the
things that have happened,

you still are
staying the course.

If it blows up my face
then it is my----ing fault.

- Oh yeah-
- It's my decision.

It'll be your
fault, all right.

I thought you guys are
stronger than a tire iron.

- We're gonna be just fine.
- What only doesn't kill you

makes you stronger-
- I hope you find that.

I'll find it somewhere
amazing with sun and white sand,

and me with a big
ass grin on my face.

And alone?

So, yeah, I kind of enjoy him
moping around a little bit.

It's okay to like someone,
but then you gotta recognize

when they don't like
you back, and move on.

Oof.

Has Sienna messaged you
back since you messaged her?

- Yeah.
- Oh, okay.

Yes she did, and I made the
decision to take the day off,

take the night off, and
just enjoy yourself.

- Oh, good.
- 'Cause there's just

a strange energy,
and I don't know,

you got me as to what it's
all about, but I'm not gonna,

don't water plants that
don't bring beauty,

if that makes any sense.
- Kind of.

Sometimes you're
watering a plant

that just needs to be re-potted.

- Mm.
- There you go.

- I don't know if that means-
- Needs a bigger pot.

- Shep's like, "I don't know"-
- I don't know

what that means either.
- "What that means either."

There you go.
- Sometimes the hermit crab

outgrows its shell.
- I gave it a minute-

He goes, "Right."

Then he goes, "I don't
know what that means."

It somehow made sense to me.

Coming up.

Things haven't been the
same with me and Austen

since this all started.
- Well, you guys are brothers.

Yeah, he doesn't like me
though, Austen hates me.

- See this looks good.
- Oh.

It looks good until
we get eaten by a shark.

Oh, hey.

Hey, thank you, sir.

- Thank you.
- Oh gosh, you must be warm

in that suit, I'm sorry.

Wow,
look at that ocean.

- How y'all doing today?
- Hey, sorry-

- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hi, I'm Shep,

nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you,

nice to meet you,
gonna bring you guys

right on over to the hut,
get you guys all geared up

and ready to go, man.
- Cool, cool.

All right, so
it's just you guys?

- Yeah, yeah.
- All right, all right,

we're gonna have some fun, man,

got these two drawers right
here, you guys can go ahead

and put all of your items
right on the shelves.

Okay.

I got
some gear right here,

got the masks-
- Masks.

- And then we have size-
- Where are we

going out there?
- All right, so pretty much,

we're gonna be swimming out
towards these white buoys

that you guys see out here.
- Okay.

We have a fish
chart, blue angelfish-

- Oh!
- Squirrel fish.

I cannot wait to
see the angelfish.

- Great barracuda.
- Cool.

Oh, I have a video of a
barracuda when I went to Bimini,

they're fast.
- Nurse shark.

Yeah, we got a few nurse shark

that hang out in the bay.
- They do?

Oh, cool.

The nurse sharks are super,
they're like little puppy dogs.

- The nurse sharks are?
- Yes.

You can pet them and stuff.
- You can touch them,

and they won't bite you.

So you all have
done this before?

- Mhm.
- With the nurse sharks?

- I have, yeah.
- Yeah.

- Nurse sharks before, yes.
- Yeah.

- All of these are friendly?
- All of 'em are friendly.

All right, ladies,
gonna try these fins?

- Okay, these fit.
- Yeah.

They're good?

So y'all ready to have some fun?

Oh yeah.
- God, this is so hot.

Oh yeah.

Okay.

Ah.

Wee!

So cool.

That was awesome!

- I'm gonna head in.
- Let's go.

Oh, sh--, this is awesome.

Thank you, sir.

- Woo, woo.
- Thank you.

Oh, I smell the fish fry.

Oh, hell yeah,
look at this place.

What's up, guys?

How are you?
- I want a conch salad.

Let's not sit in
the sun, though.

Yeah, let's do
this, this and this.

- Oh.
- Perfect.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey there, how are you?

- How are you guys doing?
- Good, how are you?

Good, awesome, awesome.

All right, my name is
Demarus, I'll be taking care

of you guys, okay?
- Appreciate it.

- Thank you.
- All right.

- Thank you, thank you.
- What's your favorite thing?

My favorite thing?

Snapper.
- The snapper?

- Snapper?
- Snapper.

Fried dry.
- Snapper.

All right, we'll do
one of these, please.

- Get two.
- Of the snapper?

- One there, one here.
- Okay.

Oh my God, we gotta
get this old island style

chicken in the bag.
- Chicken in the bag

is----ing awesome.
- Does it actually

come in a bag?

That's why it's called
chicken in the bag.

I used to live
in Marsh Harbor.

The Bahamas were
very healthy for me,

I got my own machete and
learned how to open up coconuts

and harvest my own fruit.

Craig, it's like that movie,

"How Stella Got
Her Groove Back".

Chicken in the
bag was Mondays,

and you'd have to call
in and reserve one,

and it was really----ing good.

And you were always on the boat.

The boat will be fun tomorrow.

- Yeah, it will.
- If it works out.

Well, I just don't
think Sienna should come.

She gave
bad vibes last night.

I don't wanna go in
on her too much, but,

I've never felt the
energy of a person

that I felt coming off of
Sienna, ever in my life,

I've never met someone
with that energy.

- I agree.
- I was like,

when she walked in
the room, I panicked.

I poured some champagne
'cause I thought we were

gonna hang out, and I was like,

"I need to go fix the
reservation downstairs."

Are you joining us for dinner?
- Yes.

- Nice.
- Yes.

- I gotta go deal with the-
- As you should.

The restaurant reservation.

I figured out what I needed to
know quicker than I expected.

- This was fun.
- Yeah, this was-

- It was nice.
- Thank you, Shep.

- Yeah, thanks a lot.
- This is all

'cause of you, man.

I don't know about that,
please don't remind me

that I'm here.

Look, if we're on
this beautiful beach,

things are great right now.
- "Please don't remind me

that I'm here."
- At this moment.

I just, I'm
having a hard time.

- 'Cause of Sienna?
- Yeah.

- Sorry.
- I'm in, no,

it's not the greatest place.
- Yeah.

But it's okay because
y'all are here, thank you.

You too, Taylor, thank you.

This isn't my, it's
not my circus anymore,

but might be a good wake up call

that he needs to start
dating people his own age.

- Getting old.
- What is that?

- I don't know-
- Is this the sand dollar

you stole from the-
- Some coral or something.

- I would feel so bad-
- You think I can skip it?

- No.
- How many times do you

think I can skip it?

Taylor, this is why I
like to prove you wrong.

- He lives for this.
- Rue the day.

- I am right, you are wrong.
- You will rue the day.

It's literally gonna hit
the water and go straight in.

Oh, you're too
high above the water too.

- No, don't give him any-
- I'm watching.

- Don't give him any tips.
- I'm gonna watch you.

Oh!
- Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Shep deserves better,
Shep deserves someone

who gives a sh--.

Like I could be a
better match for him

than she could, you know?

I don't know.

- Three times is good.
- I had no faith.

- Okay guys, let's go.
- That was-

All right,
yeah, on that note,

I need to shower, but yes.
- Let's go right now.

Let's go get ready.

We get a breeze
going through here, woo!

- Shep, oh.
- Chicken in a bag, man.

- Yeah!
- Let's go.

- Love that.
- Stuffed snapper.

- Dang, look at that snapper.
- Wow.

- That's a whole ass tail.
- Stuffed snapper, yeah.

- Hot!
- Ooh, it's hot, damn.

- Damn.
- Hot damn!

That fish.

- That's really good.
- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

JT is here.

I wonder if he got
his wings on the plane.

"Hey, little guy,
you traveling alone today?"

- I'm sorry, that was-
- "You wanna see the cockpit?"

- You two are bad together.
- Yeah, what?

Shep said he's excited for JT.

Yeah.

Shep is just feeling
all sorts of something.

Have you guys
ever seen him infatuated

with someone like
this before or?

No, I've not
seen him like this.

I just hope he
doesn't spin out.

What, tell me, I didn't
mean to say something bad.

I understand.

No, dude, that's not cool, man.

I do see that he
like really wants it.

Man, Craig will tell
you that he's always

rooting for everyone,
but I think that I have

far more empathy
than Craig does,

because I know the underlying
tones of him saying that

and the underlying
tones are like,

"I hope that Shep doesn't
turn back to the bottle

'cause he doesn't have, you
know, control of his emotions.

I have control over my
emotions, 'cause I'm a..."

I'm like, "Oh,
right, right, right,

unless they don't put you
in the biggest room possible

in the hotel."

No one in their 30s
should have to share a room.

Then you have total
control over your emotions.

You guys, should
we check out another bar?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You have to tell
Austen or he'll be like,

"Why do we have to do
what Craig wants to do?"

- Y'all ready?
- Yeah.

- All right, guys.
- Let's move it.

- All right.
- Cheers.

All right, vamo.

- Hey, hey!
- Hey!

- Can we go there?
- Are we going in here

or are we going straight,
what do we got going on?

- We're going in here I think.
- We're going in here?

All right.

- To the bar.
- Are we going in here?

Hey.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you doing?

- Hey.
- Hello, how are you?

- What are we drinking?
- You want a little daiquiri?

Who gonna
hold me up please

so I can write my name?
- Pick her up?

- Woo!
- Woohoo!

- Oh, sh--.
- Ow!

- Oh, God.
- That's alcohol

at the top there, so
don't let it waste.

Mhm.

What?

What did Madison get?

Yeah, nice, you don't
need all that on it.

No, I'll----ing die.

- Let's go see the water.
- Okay.

- What's up, man?
- Hey, hey, how y'all doing?

- Good, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

Thanks.
- Thank you, sir.

Not my flip flops and
Gucci bag, it's fine.

This feels so nice on my
feet, this is so much better

than trying to hang out at a
random place in West Ashley.

Why would you
be in West Ashley?

Me and you, the last
time we got to hang out.

Oh my God.

You know, it's just, you
and I haven't gotten to talk

in so long and I feel
like life in Charleston

for the group just
got real fractured.

I know.

Like things haven't been
the same with me and Austen

since this all started.
- But you guys are brothers.

Yeah, he doesn't like me
though, Austen hates me.

Where's everybody else?

Craig and Madison are
talking down by the water.

It's nice to
see you guys getting along.

I'm just trying to keep
things----ing copacetic.

I can see it in his face,
like I know he loves me

and he doesn't wanna hate
me, but when he looks at me,

like I'll say something and
I'll see his face twinge.

Chicken in a bag was Mondays.

I've never met someone
with that energy.

I need to go fix the
reservation downstairs.

So now I'm like, "Why do
you----ing hate me so much?"

Y'all will figure it out.

Clearly the Band-Aid
that Austen and I

put on our relationship is
starting to come off rapidly.

I mean, at the end of the
day, they're sisters for life,

and I just think that they've
gotta get back together

and, you know, I don't
wanna choose sides,

but I think Craig is taking
it a little bit too far.

I think y'all will
always be friends.

That's good,
that's what I want.

Next time
on Southern Charm.

I sort of spiraled last night
'cause of the Sienna stuff.

Woke up on a beach, Sherilyn
was just like, "Okay, go home."

Whatever this
is isn't healthy.

You say the word "affair".

Craig, you're lying.

It was loud and clear.

What you said flamed us.

- What you said flamed it.
- No, I didn't say

what you said.

No, no, no cameras.

Come on in.

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