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Previously
on "Southern Charm."

They found a
tumor on his kidney.

As I was still
processing Brett's bombshell,

Taylor decided she was no
longer in the mood to celebrate.

What do you most
want for your birthday?

To be left alone.

And when
we all got together

in Craig's backyard,

Salley spilled some
piping hot tea.

I mean, why is
Gaston calling Salley?

He did?

He told me to keep his
name out of my [----ing] mouth.

That makes his party
cancellation seem a little more-

His idea.

But
it was actually JT

who was still reeling
from a game of telephone.

He called you a bitch.

I wasn't raised to use
three words; B, P and C.

This screams Craig.

And as
Craig decided it was time

to distance himself even
further from Austen...

I honestly think
the solution would be

to take a step back
from the podcast.

Because then how you live
your life won't annoy me.

He was
finally ready to make nice

with their common enemy.

- JT wants to meet up.
- Do it.

I'm interested to see
what comes out of it.

I just know that Austen's
gonna get really mad

if I have coffee with him.

But whatever.

♪ He'll swing this
game, don't you know ♪

♪ Ba, ba, do

I need to give
you your medicine.

You're not gonna like this.

You are so stubborn.

You will not open your mouth.

Oh, yucky.

- Hey, Jay.
- Hello.

- You do a great job.
- Thank you so much.

- Oh my goodness.
- Yeah.

- Such a production.
- It's not easy.

And we have a lot of light
fixtures in this house.

All right, Penny.

Today's mantra is, "Long before
we tune into our hubbub",

what is hubbub?

I'm fixated on that now.

Hi, how are you?

I need just two
RedEyes, cold brew.

What's up?

How are you?
- Nice to see you, bro?

I lived on the sixth floor
of that building over there.

They have a off campus
fraternity house
right next door.

I can't imagine
going to school here.

I wouldn't have graduated.

I loved it. I tell
Paige all the time.

I would go back to
college in a heartbeat.

I'm still furious.

If there was a infrared camera,

you would see heat
and smoke emanating,

not just from the coffee
cup in front of me,

from every part of my body
and soul I'm so pissed off.

I don't know how to begin.

I've kind of got some beef,
if I'm being honest with you.

Other people in our friend group

alluded that I, at
the driving range,

referred to the lovely
Miss Pat as the B word.

You called Patricia a bitch.

You're the bitch.

I don't believe that I ever
called that woman that word.

Both Taylor and I were like,

"I've never even heard
JT use that word."

No.

So you said that when
she didn't take her cane,

that she was a bitch
at the horse race.

Is it possible that
maybe it was misheard?

He called you a bitch.

Miss Patricia just was
like not taking this cane.

Look, I don't think
that your intent

was to say she is
in general a bitch.

I think it was in that
moment she was a bitch.

I think you were frustrated
at you handed her a cane

and she was probably like,
"What the [----] is this?"

I'm not trying to
gaslight what you think.

- No, I mean-
- And I'm not sure.

But unless you see those
words leave these lips-

Well, I heard it.

I stand by that he said
Patricia was a bitch to me

at Carolina Cup 1000% 'cause
I remember being like,

"Oh, you are [----ing] stupid."

We don't need to
beef about this.

It's an agree to disagree.

We've covered enough.

Yeah. I'm happy
that you texted me.

I appreciate that

'cause we were kind
of like in limbo.

No, I agree man.

And I'm glad that you
agreed to meet with me.

Well, it's too small of a town

to ever have unresolved stuff.

He actually is the
one spreading lies,

gossip and slander
about me and I know it

so it's hard to hold
back and show restraint.

But I know it's the only way,
it's the key to unlock time

for the truth to
ultimately come out

and it is going to, I
believe that firmly.

- Alright.
- Alright, buddy. Cool.

Thank you.

Maybe one day we can
go fishing with Shep.

We got a lot of fun to have.

Well, okay. Alright.

Yay.

Good boy, Turtle.

Hello. He's adoptable.

Oh, sorry. He's a very
excitable boy.

Good boy.

Who the-
- Hey there!

- Hey, what are you doing?
- What's going on?

Nothing. I'm...

Oh god. He's gonna
scratch your car.

I'm taking this dog from
the shelter for the day.

Why I pull over? We can chat.

- Okay. Yeah.
- It's been a little while.

Yeah,
yeah. Come find me.

Let's go in here
by the fountain.

When I was little I used
to swim in these fountains.

- What a fine afternoon.
- I know, right?

It's so pretty out.
- Yeah. How are you?

- I'm all right.
- Good to see you.

- Got this guy.
- Yeah. Good to see you.

Yeah. Hey, buddy.

It's party time.

He's a little mouthy.

Glad I saw ya. I was
like, who's that bait?

I was like [laughing],
right. Oh, yeah.

That probably
happens all the time.

Oh nah. Not as much anymore.

Oh, shut up.

You know we're
getting up there.

I'm 36 in the South,

plus I gained some weight
like past two years,

a year and a half.

That's the last
thing you need.

Whitney.

So I have been
celibate for a while.

You need to give yourself
a little more credit.

But come on. Men
are simple creatures.

I could be hideous and
I could still get laid.

But Charleston is full
of Peter Pan garbage men

who suck at life.

So it's a very daunting task

to like get back into dating.

- Well, what's going on?
- Not much.

I'm in the band,
Charleston Concert band.

- Yeah.
- I play the miniature tuba.

So I have a concert on May 4th.

Can I come?

Yeah, you can totally come.

Okay, cool. I love
music in all the forms.

Shep is undeniably
a handsome man.

Yeah.
- I like Tchaikovsky.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I love "The Nutcracker."

Oh, I love that too.

♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da ♪

He's extremely intelligent.
He's very open-minded.

And overall I think Shep is
definitely up there for me.

You met Sienna, right?

Yeah.

Hi, I'm Molly.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

You're so beautiful.
- Sienna. Thank you.

- Yeah.
- She's so nice.

- Yeah, things are good.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Good.

Yeah, I mean, it's almost
like it's accelerated

in the past like three weeks.

Technically Shep
could be her dad,

but I think a lot
of Southern men,

they just want some young girl

who's not gonna
question them on things.

I'm gonna question everything.

What were you doing?

What'd you do that day?

Who are you talking to?

That's probably why
I'm single.

She might come
this weekend, but-

Yay.

What do you
wanna be in charge of?

Oh, you know what you could do?

- Peel eggs?
- Yep.

It normally works.

Cheers.

So how
was your appointment?

Oh.

Just waiting.

How long do you think
before we'll find out?

You'll be the first
to know like I said.

- Will I?
- Yeah.

You can't keep doing that.

My last three
blood tests were off.

Well, why didn't you tell me?

'Cause I just
didn't wanna worry you

'cause If it comes
back as nothing,

then there's nothing to tell.

Well, I need you to
be able to tell me this.

I know. I just, you know,
I don't talk about things.

You have to go to the doctor
that Patricia recommended.

That was part of the deal.

If I have to.

I just think you need
to do that regardless.

Hm.

Let's just take it a
day at a time first.

Until we hear anything then
nothing to worry about.

Well, that's easier
said than done.

I feel like I'm breathing
out of a coffee straw.

Like I'm just waiting and
I feel sick and nauseous.

But listen, Brett's gonna tell
me when he wants me to know.

And I have to respect that
even though I don't want to.

How are everyone else?

You're just like
trying not to talk

about what you got going on.

So you're like, okay.

Well yeah, that's
a lot more exciting.

I think that Craig and
Austen are breaking up.

- That's sad.
- I know.

I thought that was
gonna be the one

relationship that
actually survives.

Coming up.

Craig and JT went
and had coffee together.

What?

It's like he's doing it
just to like piss me off.

- Hello?
- Hello.

Hi, guys. How are you?

Oh, I'm sorry, Beau,

I didn't mean to step on-
- You're looking tan.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Wow. Oh my gosh.

It smells good.
- Yeah.

Chicken par, baby.

Do you want a drink?

- Yeah, baby.
- Do you like mushrooms?

I love mushrooms.

Thank you.
- You go.

Wait, is the
Instagram live on?

This is my first cooking show.

My Barefoot Contessa.

You guys are gossiping and
I'm [----ing] cooking so like-

We have our different
happy places I guess.

Wow.

I love Taylor.

She's a wonderful
friend to me and Tyler.

Like recently I know that
she's been overwhelmed

with emotion, but she
needs to be ready to like

go to town on some
of these bitches.

- Do you like arugula?
- Yes. Thank you, love.

Oh [sh--], dropped
some of your drink.

Just tasted it a little bit.

Mm, that was good.

This is gonna be interesting.

Do you want like a
different utensil to-

No, this is perfect.

So I have something.

We have a belated
birthday gift for you.

Oh!

Oh my gosh, y'all.

I love her.

- So, yes.
- Look at this.

- My friend Julia.
- Stop.

Julia Deckman.

Oh my gosh, I love it.

Thank you.
- Great. I love you.

I've never been a big
celebrator of my birthday

and I felt so bad 'cause
my mom had come into town.

I went out to lunch with her

and I just felt like a
complete shell of a human.

What do you most
want for your birthday?

To be left alone.

I was like this
is a big birthday

that it feels like there's
a huge hole missing.

And I just didn't want
to be around people.

I mean other than Gaston.

And so I just, I was
like, I don't know.

I don't really feel
like doing a big thing.

Yeah, well, after
the party cancellation

we ended up going
to Craig's house.

He had people over there and-

Oh yeah, I
wanna hear about this.

It was good.

But at one point, you
know, we're eating

and Madison are talking,

and then Madison tells
me that, you know,

Salley had said some stuff.

I mean, why is
Gaston calling Salley?

Why'd he call her yesterday?

He did?

He told me to keep his
name out of my [----ing] mouth.

- Are you serious?
- Mm-hm.

Like no.

She called him.

So you can't just take
this girl's word as Bible

just because she seems
like, you know, Goldilocks

with her like little
eyelashes

going up and down and like...

Why are you talking to people

who you just met
about my boyfriend?

That's weird.

You know, there's
talk that maybe,

you know, Gaston's like
putting the pressure on you

to like kind of stay back

and I'm like I want
to know that it's you.

Gaston is the one that's like,

"You need to stand
up for yourself."

- Good. I'm glad-
- And you need

to like say [sh--].

I guess Salley
did reach out today to invite-

- To her house warming.
- The house warming party.

- Yeah, same.
- She invited you?

Mm-hm.

Hello?

Hey
Taylor, it's Salley.

She goes, "This is so awkward

'cause like we've never
talked on the phone."

I would like to
extend an invite

to my housewarming
party on Tuesday to you.

It's weird getting an
invitation from someone

who doesn't have the nicest
things to say about my person.

Is there some sort
of hidden innuendo

as to why she's trying
to lure me into her home?

- Are you gonna go?
- I don't know.

I think you
should. You're there.

You're on her turf.
You set it straight.

How's my hair look?

Like it's not doing
what it used to do.

- Yes, it is.
- It is?

Yeah. Better than yesterday.

Oh, man.

Are you nervous at all about
going to see the parents?

I mean, yeah, it's just
nerve wracking, you know?

That's sweet.

Just let Audrey be, you know,

the perfect little
pooks that she is.

A big word that
I've been working on

with that therapist
is intentionality

or the act of being intential.

And I have intentionally
waited four months

to bring home Audrey

'cause I don't want to
like do this to my parents,

introduce them to a girl

that I might not be
that serious about.

And then they're like,
"Oh, I liked her."

Hi.

- Hey.
- Oh, look who it is.

- Hello, hello.
- How you doing? Hi.

- This is Chelsea.
- Hi, Chelsea.

Nice to meet you.

Are you still dating?

I'm not.

Because she's a good
person. I like Chelsea.

Yeah. Then you'll meet
my parents soon enough.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Oh my gosh.
- I know.

Every time that I come
I'm like, holy [sh--].

Insane.

- Hello.
- Hi, Aus.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Hey.
- Hi, good to see you.

- Audrey.
- Of course.

It's nice to see you.
- Good to see you.

Hey, Audrey. How are you?

Good seeing you.
- Same.

- I brought some wine.
- Oh, thank you.

- Yeah.
- Okay, let me just ask you,

what would you like?

Would you like, like an Aperol
spritzer or a gin and tonic

or a vodka tonic?

The gin and tonic.

I got a
little headstart.

I think
that your whole life

is a headstart at the moment.

Every day's a
weekend.

Well, it's good
to have you here.

It's just so nice.

Isn't this nice, Dad?
- This is very nice.

- Yeah?
- It's so nice. Yes.

Let's just be honest.

In the past, I have been
like addicted to the drama.

Like I've been like
addicted to the mess.

When you have another
woman sitting on your lap,

you're making me look
like a [----ing] idiot.

It hasn't been sexual
since we broke up.

So her sneaking across
the hall isn't sexual?

- This is [----ing] [bullsh--].
- Madison. Madison.

Audrey's about as go
with the flow as it gets.

I mean, I've given her no
reason to not be trusting.

I really think, you
know, comes from me being

like an open and
transparent person to her

and shocker, that
that's what it takes

to make a relationship work.

But it's been like revelatory

and it's like the
greatest thing.

Audrey, how have you
like come to Charleston?

I love it's, you
guys know, three hours.

It's not bad at all.

It's easy peasy.

And I know that you've
been coming here a lot.

Well, it
seems like you guys

have a nice relationship.

Very happy.

There used to be
a time when I dated

just because I was like,
oh well, I'm having fun

so I'm just gonna
date this person

with no thought of the future.

If I had a dollar for
every person who asked me,

"Do you have any grandkids?"

- Oh my gosh.
- My kids aren't married yet.

Audrey wants four.

- Oh, that's good.
- What?

Just perked right up.

I just want a big family, so.

- Yeah.
- I love it.

One step at a time.

But now I'm dating with purpose.

So there's that, which
I guess is step one.

Madison's calling.

Hey.
- What are y'all doing?

Well,
we're out at Seabrook.

I mean I brought
Audrey out here.

What's up?

From, you
know, what we've heard-

So that's Rodrigo.

Well yeah, obviously.

Craig and JT
went and had coffee together.

What?

So [----] them.

I mean, dude, that
is like, you know,

once again it is like, you know,

I mean, why is Craig doing this?

It's like he's doing just to
like piss me off or something.

God. Like what a
little bitch Craig is.

I mean-
- I'm with you.

- Yeah.
- I stand with you on that.

You're lucky I'm on
your side, mother [----er],

so deal with your friend.

Coming up.

- How's it going, man?
- I'm good.

- Oh, have y'all met? Sorry.
- Nice to see you.

Yeah, we met.

I think we've crossed paths.

Me being one of
them.

Also Taylor.

Oh, it looks good.

So we were gonna set that table.

Do we have any other
places it to go or no?

If not, it's okay.

I can bring another table out.

- Can you?
- Yeah.

That would
be so wonderful.

How's it going?
- Good, how are you?

- Good.
- Just getting ready

to tap your kegs.

- Cool. I'm excited.
- Yeah.

- It's so cute.
- Glad you like it.

- Thanks for setting up.
- Yeah.

- Looks good, Mom.
- Oh, outside?

Yeah.

I'm gonna get drunk tonight.

- Oh no.
- We're having a potty.

Whoo-hoo!

How long have I
seriously been here?

'Cause I don't wanna
be wrong with everyone.

Trying to think
when I came for your closing,

I woke up one morning

and my rent on my apartment
went up like $300.

I was like, I'm so sick and
tired of paying for something

that will never be mine.

So I texted my
friend, I was like,

"Hey, I wanna buy a house."

And she was like,
"I just left a house

that would be perfect for you.

Like you would love it."

It wasn't on the market yet.

I get there, it's
everything I've ever wanted,

including a pool.

Never thought I'd have a pool.

And I was like, "I'll
take it."

And they were like, "Okay,
this isn't how it works."

I was like, "Well, I don't
know how to buy a house."

Look at all this cheese.

And then this one but I
like to keep this round.

So maybe just like
cut like a pizza.

All right.

And now I can't even
believe like this is mine.

It just feels so surreal.

Like it really does.

I just love hosting.
- Yes.

You should have learned
all about hosting

during your little
cotillion years

that you loved so much

'Cause you wanted us
to learn proper manners.

Well, every Southern girl
needs their proper manners.

When I was 22 years
old, I got engaged.

We had the big house
and like he wanted kids

and I thought that
I had everything.

And then 25 days before
the wedding I got a DM

that he had been cheating on me.

So I canceled the wedding
and moved to Charleston.

And then that's kind
of when single Salley

came back, full
force.

It's looking cute.
- Yes.

But we still need
to set the table outside.

- Gotcha.
- And do the bar for us.

- Okay.
- Because we're running

outta time.

My ex-fiance had the
houses and the cars

and everything was in his name.

And now that I
have my own house,

like I know no matter what
happens in any relationship

that I'm in, that I'll be okay.

We need to go get our dress.

Will you help
me pick out a dress?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- Hi.
- Hey, you look so pretty.

I'm going to Pilates.

What's up? What are you doing?

I'm getting ready
for Salley's party

and I think I'm gonna
have a convo with Austen.

- Yeah.
- I feel like I have

to squash this podcast thing

'cause I think it's
hanging over our heads.

I honestly think the
solution would be

to take a step back
from the podcast

because then how you live
your life won't annoy me.

It's not a bad idea.

Plus that's thing's-
- Instead of forcing yourself.

It has to be exhausting.

Well, especially when
your chemistry isn't there.

Austen's gonna have
trouble with that

because he feels entitled to it.

"Pillows and Beer"
was your side hustle.

"Sewing Down South"
is your thing.

- Right.
- The whole point

of a podcast is to
like put out good vibes

and like laugh and talk with
your friend in a very real way.

And if you guys
can't even do that,

then why is the podcast
even a question?

I think you two need
to like sit down

and legit dissolve
the whole thing.

It the finality of it
all. It just freaks me out.

I think that you
should start over.

Like why would you
not have a podcast

like "Craig and Friends"?

That's a great point.

You rebrand. You
have your own new name.

It's a whole new vibe. It's
not "Pillows and Beer."

And then just have
confidence in myself to do it.

You never shut up. You can
do a podcast on your own.

It's just like a clean
slate. It's like new energy.

What are you holding onto?

I have a really hard time
breaking out up people.

But with Austen, maybe
I was looking for an out

and I didn't even realize it.

You have to sit and
think like what you want.

You want to be his friend?

Would you like even
still be friends

if you did not have this
contractual obligation?

Well that's,

yeah, I think those are
very real questions.

Yeah.

- Sal?
- Hey, babe.

You look good.

Andrew is not my usual type.

You're just letting
yourself in these days?

Yeah, I
already got a key.

I am typically with like
a businessman I feel like,

you know, really aggressive.

How you feeling?

Nervous, excited, stressed.

But Andrew wants to communicate
everything and talk so soft.

I don't know but I love
that my type's changing.

Give me a kiss.

Are you gonna
protect me tonight?

- Go. Always.
- From all the danger.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hello, Bootsy boy.
- Sweet.

- Thank y'all for coming.
- Of course.

Cute. Landscaping is nice.

This is cute.

- Hi.
- Hi, honey.

How you doing? I got you some...

The dog can't be by
the flowers.

Hi.
- Your house is so cute.

Ooh cool.

- So chic.
- You like the pool?

- Well, happy new home.
- Yes, I know.

I like the [indistinct] too,

that looks nice.
- Yeah.

- Oh, I'm changing that.
- Oh, you're changing it?

And I wanna rip out the
liner and put in cement.

- There's a lot going on.
- Yeah.

- Do y'all need a drink?
- I'm gonna get a drink.

I kind of wanna drink too.

You're probably
like, "Where's the bartender?"

Oh [sh--]. Bloody Mary mix?

I'll do that.

I've never made a
bloody Mary before.

I'm just throwing
in here.

The setup is cute but
making me the bartender.

Like why am I
making my own drink?

This looks like
it has your name on it.

It's got some
barnacles on it too.

- Hello.
- Yeah.

Oh, hey, Shep. Ho are you?

- Good to see you.
- Good.

Good to see.
Welcome to my home.

I know. This is so nice.

- I love it.
- Wow.

Hey, how's it going, man?

- Oh, have y'all met?
- I think we've crossed paths.

I think we've crossed paths.

I mean y'all have
crossed paths twice.

Huh?

Me being one of
them.

I have history with Shep.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Also Taylor.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Taylor's dating decisions
continued to confound me.

No offense to anybody.

- Okay.
- Hey.

Hello.

Oh my God. So small
I almost stepped on it.

- Did you not see him?
- No, Whitney, watch out.

See, a little dog.
- Oh my God.

- Hey, bud.
- Hey.

Hey man. How are you?

I'm sorry to interrupt.

- Hey, how are you?
- Good. How are you?

Good. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for coming.

What a beautiful
home. What's up, man?

How are you?
- Sup? Andrew.

I'm Craig. Good to see you.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, what's up,
man? You look nice.

Thanks.

How are you?

Oh good. I just zoned out.

It's so [----ing] weird.

Craig is acting like everything
is just totally normal

and that he didn't just hang out

willingly with JT.

Drinking a Trop Hop?
- Yes, sir.

Who is gonna be the one

to be like an uppity
little bitch about this?

That is the game that Craig's
playing. Like I'm good.

Are you good?

- Coming up.

There are people in this group

that have told me
not to trust you.

Did you not know this?

Mom, will you grab
me koozies inside?

To the left of the
sink, three doors down.

Oh boy. Barbecue.

I had that for lunch.

Mac and cheese.
My doctor said no.

Green beans. I can have that.

Ah.

Whoo.

What does Audrey
think of Madison?

Dude, she thinks she's
really nice, to be honest.

- She thinks I'm nice.
- Yeah.

I was like, "Well, she's not."

Have they met?

So did you see Craig?

I'm not gonna lie,
when Craig walked in

I was kind like,

you, man.
- Why?

So Craig, you
know, met up with JT.

I thought he like
really hated the guy.

I mean, I thought-

I thought we had
an alliance here.

No, alliance is the
"Game of Thrones."

Part of me wants to
pull Craig over here

and ask him what he said.

- Yeah. Let's get him over.
- Craig.

Gotta talk to you.

Craig.

Hey guys,
how are y'all?

The turn coat here.

I was just telling
Madison and Whitney

that it was a gut punch
when I first heard

that you met up with JT.

Craig and
JT had coffee together.

What?

So [----] them.

I mean, it's like he's doing
it just to like piss me off.

Well, I went because it
felt very unresolved to me

'cause when I last saw him,

I just stormed out of a place.

I can't hang out with people

that are against
my friend Austen.

This isn't healthy for me.

- Craig. Hold on.
- Nah.

What's going on?

Why is he so upset?
- This is bananas!

I'm a business
owner in this town

and he's a lot better as
like getting along with you

than just a crazy
guy running around-

You never know if he's gonna
like throw a rock in your-

No and look-

I want you to know if someone
talks about you and Paige,

I would shut that
down so quick.

- I did.
- And I would continue

to stand-
- I did for both of you.

It felt like
a direct ax aimed at me.

This is so stupid.

Listen. Okay, great story.

We're done with him.

He called my friend a bitch

and he also came
from my marriage.

Bye-bye.

Yeah, I'm pissed.
Craig is my friend.

He's not supposed to
go anywhere with JT.

Well, why don't you
go fishing with us?

Huh? You're going fishing?

I think me and Shep...

This kid doesn't deserve
a [----ing] thing from me

and I can't sit here and
talk about this guy anymore.

Like I just can't do it.

It's like, let's eat some
oysters or do anything else.

I think that Craig is just like,

is continuously being
a little asshole.

And if he doesn't
actually like wanna work

on our friendship, then fine.

- Go get some oysters.
- Hi, Charlotte.

I'm getting some
oysters right now.

Okay, darling.

I'm wondering if
Taylor's coming.

She is. She told her she is.

- Yeah, she is.
- Yeah.

And she's with Rod and them?

Yeah.

I don't why I'm nervous.

Is she gonna push
me in the pool?

- No.
- No.

No.

You just got your hair done.

I feel like I'm gonna barf.

Positive thoughts here.

- I love the brick work.
- Yeah, it's really nice.

You gotta
pull it together.

- I hear Venita.
- Hi, Tyler.

- What's up, baby?
- My scratchy voice.

- Hi.
- Hi, my angels.

- It's coming back.
- How we doing? Oh, I'm sorry.

Hi.
- How are you?

- Hi, baby.
- How you doing?

Hi.
- Hey, I'm Tyler.

- Hi, you made it.
- Nice to meet you.

- You look lovely.
- Thank you.

Is everyone
enjoying themselves?

Are the oysters good?

The oysters are delicious.

Oh, hi. Oh, what's up?

- Hey Craig.
- How are ya?

- How are you?
- Good.

- Good to see you.
- Did you and Austen

talk to each other?
- I had coffee

with the little one so
I had to explain myself.

Austen's priorities
are so out of whack.

I could never even
imagine caring

what one of my friends is doing.

Wait, why did you
explain yourself to him?

Could have asked
him for a keg.

Well, apparently your Trop
Hopp wasn't good enough.

Let me see how good you look.

Yeah, you do look
good. I said it again.

I was like, Shep looks good.
- You look like

you're working out.

You look tan, you
look really handsome.

I mean, I think
you have your spark back.

It's got your-

You walk into
the room different now.

Nothing feels better than
someone saying you look good.

I think it's Sienna.

- Yeah, we like Sienna.
- I gotta look good.

Maybe it's 'cause
I'm seeing a pretty

high level awesome gal and I
can't look like a slob anymore.

I gotta bring it.

- Hello Leva.
- Hi.

- You look beautiful.
- How are you?

- How are you?
- Good.

- Good to see you.
- Happy birthday,

late birthday.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Welcome to 30 hood.
- I know.

- You look very nice.
- Thank you.

Well, it's good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

Hey, how are you?
- Good. How are you?

- Good to see you.
- You too.

How you been?
- Good.

Good. Welcome.

Do you need anything?
- Thanks.

No, I'm good. Thank you.

Okay.

Andrew. He's very strange.

We were in a situationship.

He wanted to be exclusive,

but also he was still hooking
up with multiple other girls.

It's weird that
she's saying "hey."

It's my house.

Shep, come here.

Austen's mad at us
for going fishing.

If fishing's
involved, well then, yeah.

It was Craig's idea.

Dude, I don't tell
my friends who they can

and can't [----ing] hang out wit

- Oh, good.
- Well, that's what

you're doing.
- Then what are you upset?

But this is, I'm just
shocked is all that I'm saying.

Have a little bit of
loyalty to our friend here.

I did for
a long [----ing] time.

Why the change of heart?

I mean.
- Things change.

Coming up.

- Hey, is she drowning?
- Venita.

No.

Oh my god.

I feel like I'm
playing Operation.

I can't eat this.

- Yes you can.
- I can't eat

this [----ing] thing.

Yes, you can.
Here, let me help you.

I only eat fresh oysters.

This is fresh,
freshly steamed.

I'm just a little,

I'm upset that Taylor
hasn't said hey to me.

I go outta my way to invite you.

and you're not
gonna say hey to me?

That's [----ing] rude.

Well, I feel like
I should say hello

to the host.
- Did you see Salley?

Yeah. You should say hi.
- Yeah.

I was gonna say just say hey.
- You can just say hi.

She's got her
boyfriend guarding her.

Do you want me to walk over

or Rodrigo can walk over
as your stepping board.

Well, I'm walking that way.

So let's walk that way.

- Yeah, walk that way.
- I'll walk that way

and I can walk inside
and then she can...

Hey, Salley.

- Yeah.
- Hi.

- Thank you for having me.
- Yeah.

- I appreciate the invite.
- How are you?

I'm good. Yeah.

- You look cute.
- Yeah, the house looks great.

- Can I get you anything?
- No, I'm good. I'm good.

I didn't know if you
were gonna go or not.

Yeah, I don't need to
like impose in your own home

but there's obviously some
things I definitely wanna

just have a conversation
about 'cause-

Yeah, that's fine with me.

Where do you want to go?

This is your home.
You lead the way.

I don't know where
to go.

Should we just sit on
these chairs over here?

Yeah. So anyways, again,
thank you for the invite.

I appreciate it.

I know I canceled my party

and y'all went over to Craig's

and I just heard some
things that were being said.

I just found it very odd that
you're coming into a new group

of friends and you're
introducing yourself

and just automatically
off the bat,

talking about a past
fling from a year ago.

I mean, I touched on
Gaston on a little bit,

'cause I was saying how
I went from my ex-fiancee

to a horrible relationship.

It was a flame.

I mean, we were exclusive
for a little bit.

- Were you?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- I don't think you know

the depths.

But were you guys serious?

You and the guy?

I mean, we said "I love you."

- Oh.
- He's in my history.

I have a right to talk about

what happened to me in the past.

We do, but then
Rod relayed to me

that you said that
he called you.

We had a
conversation yesterday.

What happened?

He told me to keep his
name out of my [----ing] mouth.

Did you not know this?

But you called him.

We had a phone conversation.

- Can I ask you this?
- What's up?

Only because we
were talking about it.

Salley told me that
Gaston called her.

Okay but-

And
piece of [sh--].

It was very much
him reaching out

and then Salley called
me in tears and I met her

and I just like held
her for like 30 seconds.

- 30 seconds.
- I was like, "Listen,

that's not your life anymore."

- That's not long enough.
- Hold 'em a bit longer, baby.

Hold 'em tight now.

Golly.
- Maybe 45.

- Make her feel loved.
- Maybe a minute.

We're all human.

Everyone's names is
in everyone's
mouth around here.

We're in Charleston.

I mean, I really
try for it not to be.

Yeah. I would love that.

But we're in a friend group

and there are
people in this group

that have told me
not to trust you.

Like what?

Don't try to set me up or
create drama out of nowhere

just because you want to.

I've had a longstanding
history with them.

I know I [----ed] up last year.
- I get that.

But you have a longstanding
history with them

and they're saying
that about you.

I don't have a
longstanding history.

I just see right
through her [sh--].

I don't trust this girl.

I don't trust anything
that she says.

Let's just do our best to not-

I'm telling you,
after this conversation,

if anyone ask me about him,
I will not talk about him.

- I appreciate that.
- If anyone asks me about you,

I'll not talk about any of it.

I appreciate that.

Yeah. Thank you.

Appreciate it.

- Okay, so no bad blood.
- No bad blood.

Okay.

- Are you okay?
- I don't know.

I think she's just mad

because I've had her
boyfriend's name in my mouth

and he doesn't wanna
be any part of this.

And you have her ex-boyfriend?

Yeah.

- Aw.
- All right. I'm out.

Hey, you okay?

- Yeah.
- Are you sure?

- Yes.
- Okay.

I just don't
really wanna be here.

Can I just sneak out this way?

- Yes.
- All right.

I'll see y'all later.

- Goodbye. Be careful.
- Bye, Taylor.

All right,
y'all. I'm going home.

It's a school night.

- Thank you, Venita.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're welcome. Welcome.

I'll see you. I'll see you.

Okay, let's
go. See you later.

Can we go this way?

Let's
jump in the pool.

I think you should
jump in the pool.

- Okay.
- I don't know how deep it is.

I don't
think it's deep.

Oh, [sh--],
Venita jumped in.

- Who?
- Venita.

Is she okay?

Is she drowning?

Oh my God.

I got her.

Yeah!

- Venita.
- Venita.

Wait, is she drowning?

Wait, I got her.

- Oh my God.
- She can't swim?

You can't
swim? Is it deep?

Venita, why'd
you jump in the pool?

- Wait.
- I can, I can.

Wait,
what just happened?

Holy [sh--], Craig
just jumped in.

- Oh my god.
- Craig.

I can swim so fine, but
I couldn't catch my breath.

What?

You couldn't swim?

I didn't know
what was happening, [sh--].

- Are you just drunk?
- I couldn't breath

because I took too much water

and I was like [coughing].

Okay, I might have had
one too many drinks.

I'm gonna get drunk.

It's not gonna take me long.

Mm.

Because
I only have one-

Jumping into this pool
is not my proudest moment.

Oh my God, you jumped
in with your suede shoes

and I was like undoing my shoes.

Just need a shirt, if
you have boys clothes.

Oh my God.

Were you
a lifeguard growing up?

I'm trying to remember
out of my childhood.

My brother was a
beach lifeguard.

All my friends were
beach lifeguards.

I was with them a lot.

Thank you.

But no, as a paid beach
lifeguard, I don't know.

Probably not.

Could have been though.

- Is that Hawaiian shirt?
- Yeah.

I love that.

That's the only shirt
I have here right now.

Fireman Craig just jumped in.

- See what a man does?
- God damn it.

- Look who it is.
- Oh.

- Molly.
- Molly.

- Hey.
- Come here, Sugar Lumps.

Are you okay?
- Yeah.

- Hey, Molly.
- Hi, Molly.

- Hey. How are you darling?
- Sorry, we're really intense.

No, you're good.
I am just, oh.

- Oh, [----].
- Oh my God.

Craig, you look
like my boyfriend.

Yeah. How's Andrew style me?

Sorry it took me
like four hours.

- Where have you been?
- I've been toot, toot,

tooting on my tuba.

- Was it fun?
- Well, how'd it go?

- It was good.
- A rehearsal?

- Yeah.
- Are you gonna trade-

- Yeah, of course.
- I have a solo in my concert

and I messed it up.

- When's the real thing?
- Saturday.

- Can we go?
- Yeah, if y'all wanna come.

Yeah, it'll be a fun concert.

I'll be there.
Just let us know.

- Hell yeah.
- Okay.

What's up?

Dude, what a [----ing] move, man

Yeah, that was wild.

Whitney, I'm impressed

you're still here, dude.

I having such a great
time. It's hard to leave.

- No, we are.
- More importantly

are things copacetic
between you guys?

You told me at my
pool like you think

I'm a little wound tight or,
you know, boring or whatever.

So, but this is just
like what you wanna do?

Like you just like
wanna hide out

and not make the effort anymore

than like what we do?
- Not make the effort?

Like we record twice a week

and we see each
other at the gym.

Craig, man, that's business.

My whole life is business now.

And like I think you're
a little too loose

and that's okay but
that doesn't lead

to a good best friend's podcast.

What the [----] are
you talking about?

Like what the [----]?

The podcast was only good
because of our friendship.

Now the chemistry is
just not there anymore.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Like how much would I have
to give you to sign papers

saying like, all right, Craig
owns "Pillows and Beer" now?

Wait, we're doing this? Wow.

You are talking about taking
the rights to something

that we built together

just because I call
you out for something.

Look, you guys have done
some fun stuff on this podcast

and threw it all away
because of, you know,

some issues and vice versa.

You can work through that.
This is not insurmountable.

The podcast was only good
because of our friendship.

Now it's not, it feels
very much like two people

are just logging on
'cause they have to.

Next time
on "Southern Charm."

I dropped an L-bomb pretty
early-

- With Sienna?
- Yes.

I can't believe
she likes me, dude.

It felt like Craig
and I are separated

but haven't done the divorce.

And then he was like, "Divorce."

He was being an asshole
just like this one

talking about people
having affairs.

I'm not doing this.

He had a girlfriend.
I found out.

Did I-
- Then you kept going with it.

Because I was already
hooked at that point.

- And then he chose Taylor.
- No, he didn't.

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