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- one, two three, four,
Five, six, shake it, dude.
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- * cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse to begin
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- * you keep on going
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* you keep on going
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* you keep on going
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* you keep on going
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* the road is long
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* your legs are tired
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* your hands are shaky
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* you keep riding on
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* you keep on going
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* in the heat of the day
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* you keep on going
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* going all the way
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* you keep on going
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* going through the night
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* you keep on going
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* going toward the light
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- married?
Married? Oh, my god!
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- yeah, we did it
In toronto.
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- where it's actually legal.
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- we wish you'd been there
With us.
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- oh, us too.
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Well, I'm going to cry anyway.
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- when we get back,
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We'll all go out and celebrate.
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- the two married couples.
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Call us if the baby
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Crosses the finish line
Before we do.
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- oy, vey!
Stop with the worrying.
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- see you in a few days.
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- and congratulations.
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- okay, bye.
- b-bye...Bye.
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- married. Legally.
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- at least in canada.
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- someday, here.
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- that's when gay people
Will find out--
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Be careful what you wish for.
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It might come true.
- that's for sure.
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What makes them think they'll
Be any better at it
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Than those long-suffering
Straight people?
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- the only people who'll
Profit from it
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Are divorce lawyers.
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They'll have a whole new
Clientele to bill.
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- I guess that's
One good thing about
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Not being allowed to marry.
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- not having to get a divorce?
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- next.
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- how long were you in canada?
- two days.
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- purpose of visit?
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- we're doing a bicycle ride
For charity.
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- both your names are on this.
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- it says spouses can use
The same form.
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- um, while we were in toronto,
Officer,
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We took advantage of the fact
That same-sex marriages
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Are legal.
- so we tied the knot.
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They're husband and husband.
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- who's he?
Both: our son.
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- you know, this may be legal
In canada,
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But the united states
Of america
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Doesn't recognize gay
Marriages.
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- oh, come on, officer,
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They're just a couple
Of crazy kids
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Who fell in love and got
Hitched--give 'em a break.
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- if you want to enter
The country,
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You're going to have to fill
Out two separate forms,
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As single individuals.
Next!
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- did you bring any fruit
Into the country?
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- 250 of them, on bicycles.
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- the purpose of your visit
To canada was
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"To experience the greatest joy
I've ever known
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Seeing my gay son marry
His lover."
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- you got a problem
With that, butz?
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- ma.
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- as I explained to your son,
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The government
Of the united states
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Doesn't recognize gays
Getting married.
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- but you do recognize
Britney spears
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Getting loaded and married
One night,
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And having it annulled
The next morning.
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Or two total strangers
Getting married
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For a million fuckin' bucks
On television.
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Is that the sanctity
Of marriage
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That you assholes are
Protecting?
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- ma!
- well, what is this shit--
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Not letting you back
In your own country?
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Like your marriage doesn't
Count?
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You know, if it's good enough
For canada
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And the queen of
Fuckin' england,
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Then it's good enough for butz.
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- ma'am?
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Do you like smoked salmon?
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- what does that have to do
With anything?
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'cause if you don't shut up,
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You're going to spend the rest
Of your life in nova scotia.
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Next.
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- I had these mocked up
Just to get a feel.
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- huh. It feels unreal.
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- for now, but not for long.
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I also asked a production
Designer I have in mind
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To do a rendering
Of rage's lair.
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What do you think?
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- uh...
It's good.
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- it needs to be darker.
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Not dark scary, but dark sexy.
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A place you dream
Of getting fucked in.
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And his bed should be
More center,
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And raised, like an altar.
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Since rage's sexual energy is
What motivates the character
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And drives the action.
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- I couldn't have put it better
Myself.
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[intercom beeps]
- brett, marty's on the line.
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- hi, marty.
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Yeah, it was a good meeting.
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That's why I wanted you
To meet him.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, if you say so.
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You're the boss.
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We got the green light.
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- that's awesome.
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- you were awesome.
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You showed everyone
In that meeting
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The one thing hollywood fears
Most.
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- bad hair?
- honesty.
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- I was just speaking my mind.
- say, you hungry?
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Getting a go always
Makes me famished.
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Blair, get me a table at spago.
- you got it.
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- if you're lucky, we may have
A nancy reagan sighting
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- oh, and, cancel mr. Taylor's
Flight.
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He'll be staying until tomorrow.
- what for?
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- you just got a picture
Picked up.
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You can't leave town
Without celebrating.
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- this seat taken?
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Oh, god. My aching tush.
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It's been given a workout
Before, but never like this.
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How's yours?
- it's fine.
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- well, how are your meat balls?
- they're both fine.
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- well, something's not fine.
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- tomorrow's my birthday.
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- unless you've been reborn,
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Your birthday's in august.
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- my 12-step birthday.
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It'll be six months since
I've been in the program.
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- I'll drink to that.
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Just trying to keep things gay.
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- I don't feel very gay
Right now.
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- this is exactly
What I was afraid of.
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It's the longest I've gone
Without a meeting
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Since getting out of rehab,
And...
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I am feeling nervous,
Anxious...
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Lost.
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- there you go, honey.
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There's plenty more
If you want seconds.
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- why don't you sit down
And eat something?
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- I'm not hungry.
- come on, ma,
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You need to keep up
Your strength too.
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- goddamn border guard
Not letting you in!
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He was just following the law.
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Marriage doesn't exist.
At least, not for us, not here.
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- but it will. Once the snowball
Starts rolling,
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There's no way to stop it.
- this way.
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Right over here.
- what?
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Oh, my god!
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- well?
- what the fuck is that?
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- well, you've been to enough
Heterosexual suicide pacts
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To know--
This is a wedding cake.
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[debbie laughs]
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- it's for your reception.
- I mean where'd it come from?
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- and in the middle of nowhere.
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- we're back in the u.S. Of a.
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For enough money,
You can buy anything.
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- and here's a little something
To wash it down with.
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- that stuff costs a fortune.
- I'll pour.
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- ah, the fuck you will.
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- you're the last person
I ever expected
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To be celebrating a marriage.
- oh, no.
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[cork pops, all cheer]
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- to the novotny-bruckners.
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[cheers and applause]
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Long may it wave.
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[celebratory music]
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*
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- a klezmer band?
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- what were you expecting,
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Tommy dorsey?
Get up.
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- all right, come on.
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*
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[cheering, laughter]
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*
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- come on, mom.
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- where will you go?
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- I'll find an apartment.
- thanks.
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Hopefully, near gus's school.
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We don't want to pull him out.
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It'll be traumatic enough
As it is.
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- for all of us.
- mm.
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God, these are good.
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- baking's very therapeutic.
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- chocolate-chip therapy--
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It could put every shrink
Out of business.
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- I also think we should keep
All the accounts the same,
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At least for now.
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No need to throw everything
Into chaos.
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- I agree.
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- where're you going?
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- to the bathroom,
For the 10,000th time today.
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- oh, yes.
I remember it well.
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- I'll go give gus his bath.
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- how do we explain all of this
To him?
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- I don't know.
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I guess we wait 15 years,
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And he'll tell us the reason
He's so screwed up
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Is because of his crazy
Mothers.
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Hey, I--I'll do that.
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- as long as I'm up,
I'll get it.
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[glass shatters]
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- happy birthday, baby.
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- mind not rubbing it in?
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- who's rubbing it in?
Check it out.
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- seems, uh, brad--
You know, mister hunky
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With the broad shoulders
And big arms
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Who hauls our
Tents around?
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He's from these parts,
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And he says we're not too far
From this town...
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Little hope. See?
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- where?
- there.
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- that's a smudge.
- it's a town.
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And they have a 12-step meeting
Every day
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At the first methodist church.
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Although it's such
A small town,
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Probably just do a 2-step.
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- a lot of good that does me.
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It's not even on our route.
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- no, but if we veer off here,
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Ride to little hope there,
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We could take this road back
And rejoin the group, ici. Hmm?
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- well, it's not a totally
Idiotic idea.
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- thanks.
- I didn't mean--
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Thanks, em.
Really.
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- see? Told you I'd be here
For you, didn't I?
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- hey, sport. How you doing?
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- never should have had that
Second piece of wedding cake.
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[groans]
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- but when the love of your life
Marries somebody else,
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What choice do you have
251
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But to drown yourself
In butter cream filling?
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You'll burn it off in no time.
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'cause I'm the man!
- you are, dude.
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00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:04,017
- fuck the doctors.
And fuck the nay-sayers.
255
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:08,488
I'm still young,
I'm still guh-guh-gor-juss.
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00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,125
I'm still hot.
- you know it.
257
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,898
- look, mikey,
258
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:22,435
No hands.
259
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,905
Oh!
[groaning]
260
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,507
- oh, jesus christ.
- oh, my god!
261
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,109
Are you all right?
262
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,079
- are you hurt?
- careful, careful. Brian?
263
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,815
- brian, can you get up?
- [groaning]
264
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,456
- well, it looks to me like
You've broken your clavicle.
265
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,958
[brian groans]
266
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,094
- and it hurts
Like a motherfucker.
267
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,062
- that'll teach you
To cruise guys no-handed.
268
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,331
- the good news is, it seems
Like it's a clean break,
269
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,000
So it'll mend well.
270
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,068
- did I mention that it hurts
Like a motherfucker?
271
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,469
Is he going to have to wear
A cast?
272
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,504
Because of where he injured
Himself,
273
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,605
All we can do is wrap it.
274
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,873
- I'm sure I mentioned
275
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,141
It hurts
Like a motherfucker.
276
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,275
- we will give you
Some vicodin.
277
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,945
- ah, hear that?
Just like babylon.
278
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,479
- and then we'll send you home.
279
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,148
- excuse me?
280
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,250
- we're going to take you in
For some x-rays,
281
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,654
And then we'll find a volunteer
To drive you back to pittsburgh.
282
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:23,263
Sorry, buddy. Ride's over.
283
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:27,534
- oh, god. I'm scared, linz.
This is all so weird.
284
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,102
- I know. I've been through it.
285
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,004
How many husbands can
Say that to their wives?
286
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,041
- okay, I'm going to be
Right back for you, hon.
287
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,310
Don't go anywhere.
288
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,247
- I remember feeling so left out
When you had gus.
289
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,448
- aren't you grateful
You're getting
290
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,316
To experience this yourself?
- no!
291
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,985
I want them to knock me out.
292
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:49,656
Wake me up when this fucking
Thing's over.
293
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:54,261
Don't leave. Stay.
294
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,463
Get me through this.
295
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,999
- and give up
My theatre tickets?
296
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,701
- yeah.
297
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,372
- okay, the room's all ready
For you.
298
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,490
Okay, just take it easy.
299
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,959
Okay?
300
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,028
- [gasps]
301
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,298
Ooh!
302
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,233
That was a bitch
Of a contraction.
303
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,302
- now, do you remember
What we learned at lamaze?
304
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,104
- oh. Barely.
305
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,373
- it'll come back to you.
Here's your focal point.
306
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,575
Now start your breathing.
307
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,311
[inhaling, exhaling slowly]
308
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:49,983
- one...
- [pained groan]
309
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:54,721
- two...
310
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,590
Three. That's it.
That's the way.
311
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,192
Keep going.
312
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:02,095
[inhaling, exhaling slowly]
313
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,603
- the paramedic said there's
No way he can finish.
314
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,772
- that sucks the hairy wang.
- now what?
315
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,342
- some volunteer's got to
Drive him home.
316
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,145
- poor guy. He worked so hard.
317
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,214
I'm going to go set the table
For 250.
318
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,216
- what's for dinner?
319
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,419
- uh, rack of lamb
With porcini risotto,
320
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,222
Or lobster in truffle sauce,
321
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,623
And chocolate souffle
For dessert.
322
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,125
- really?
323
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,262
- okay. Chopped beef
And tuna surprise.
324
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,764
Personally, I don't care
For surprises.
325
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,499
- ted and emmett better get back
From their sightseeing
326
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,669
Excursion
Or they're going to miss it.
327
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,140
- excuse me.
328
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,776
Pardon me, mister.
329
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,113
- are you talking to me?
330
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,649
- you're in severe pain.
You should be resting.
331
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,385
What the hell are you doing?
332
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,720
- practicing riding one-handed.
333
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,656
- you're not seriously--
Yes, I am, seriously.
334
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,558
- but you're seriously injured.
335
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,660
- could we stop using the word
"Seriously"?
336
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,196
- they're sending someone
To take you back.
337
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,797
- I'm not going.
- yes you are.
338
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,132
The paramedic told you--
339
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,700
- fuck what the paramedic
Told me!
340
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,602
- there's no way you can bicycle
All the way back to--
341
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:20,039
- and stop telling me
What I fucking can't do.
342
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,754
See you on the road.
343
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,532
- hey brett. Go ahead.
344
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,376
- hey, brett.
Nice to see you, man.
345
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,478
- this place seems pretty
Exclusive.
346
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,113
- nah, they're just people.
347
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:04,717
Rich people. Gorgeous people.
Famous people.
348
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,387
Something tells me you'll feel
At home here in no time.
349
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,456
It's going to be tough going
Back to pittsburgh after this.
350
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,659
- hey, brett.
- then why go? Stay here.
351
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,327
Work in the movies.
352
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,197
Isn't that everyone's dream?
It was mine.
353
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:22,202
- and do what?
Assistant art director on rage.
354
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,371
- are you kidding?
You've got talent,
355
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,274
Passion, ambition,
And, if I may add,
356
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,376
The backing of an a-list
Director.
357
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,744
What else do you need?
358
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,680
- how long would I be here for?
359
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,216
- six, eight months,
Depending on the schedule.
360
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,718
- brettski!
- hey, con.
361
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,623
You, uh, remember justin?
- of course.
362
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,258
- the man who makes rage fly.
363
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,360
- it's nice to see you again.
364
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,262
- fenderman gave us
The green light.
365
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,930
- awesome. Congrats.
366
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,433
- a script's coming your way,
So keep going to the gym.
367
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,235
Those tights show no mercy.
368
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,270
- come on, I'll buy you
Guys a drink to celebrate.
369
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,571
Then maybe we can
Go back to my place.
370
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,507
- I'd love to,
But there are some faces
371
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,309
I want to flaunt the news in.
372
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,812
But why don't you two go?
373
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,287
[owl hooting]
374
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,260
[cow mooing]
375
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,328
I think we should have
Taken a left
376
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,264
At this little squiggle here.
377
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,266
I thought you knew how
To read a map.
378
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,800
Of course I know how to read
A map.
379
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,803
You go down this road,
Make a left at "Up yours,"
380
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,206
Then continue on about three
Miles to "Go fuck yourself."
381
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,941
[cow moos]
382
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,678
- [breathing heavily]
383
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,681
- teddy, what is it?
384
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:45,418
- it's dark, we're lost,
385
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,986
I'm never making it
To that meeting,
386
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,757
I'm having a panic attack...
387
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,893
And why did I listen to you
In the first place?
388
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,995
- just trying to help.
389
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,431
- well, you're only
Making things worse.
390
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,933
[teddy hyperventilating]
391
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:12,712
- we're going to have a meeting,
Right here, right now.
392
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,316
[cow moos]
- with what? Livestock?
393
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,651
It only takes two people
To have a meeting, right?
394
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,487
One to talk, one to listen.
[clears throat]
395
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:26,593
Uh, this meeting
Will now come to order.
396
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,462
Now what?
- well, since it's my birthday,
397
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,364
Someone needs to introduce me.
398
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:35,268
- well, guess that would be me.
399
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,870
Uh...[clears throat]
Attention, everyone.
400
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,606
We have a birthday tonight.
401
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,875
That's right.
Six months, clean and sober.
402
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,277
You know him. You love him.
403
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:50,417
The one, the only,
Ted schmidt!
404
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,485
How was that?
405
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,422
- perfect, if I was appearing
At the copacabana.
406
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,891
And we only use first names.
It's anonymous.
407
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,794
- oh, sorry, ted.
408
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:07,767
- go on. Get up there.
409
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,304
- this is ridiculous.
410
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,447
[cow moos]
411
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,049
Hi. I'm ted
412
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:28,087
I'm a substance abuser.
413
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,457
- you're supposed to say,
"Hi, ted."
414
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,659
- oh, right. Hi, ted.
415
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,961
Now what?
416
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,998
Well, now I tell everyone,
Or in this case, one,
417
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:43,670
That it's my birthday,
And then they bring me a cake.
418
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,539
- cake. Cake.
419
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:50,543
Oh... [humming]
420
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:54,714
How's this?
421
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,818
What next?
422
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:04,023
- then I share.
423
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,093
Six months ago, my life was
Out of control.
424
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,828
I was lost.
425
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,131
But now, thanks to bill w.,
426
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:18,605
The good lord,
And the program...
427
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:24,043
My life has turned around.
428
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,847
I now have faith.
429
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,584
I have purpose.
430
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:34,721
But most of all...
431
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:40,126
I have wonderful friends...
432
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,463
Who've stood by me...
433
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,899
And helped lead me down
The right road.
434
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,135
Thank god they didn't need
A map to do it.
435
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,671
[both chuckle]
436
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,873
[cow moos]
437
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,008
Thank you for listening.
438
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,144
Thank you, ladies.
439
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,913
And then we cut the cake.
440
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,758
- happy birthday, teddy.
441
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,461
- thanks, em.
442
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,670
[animal howls]
443
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:29,509
What do we do now?
444
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:33,079
- now is when we usually go out
For coffee.
445
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,525
- * the road has been longer
446
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:49,729
* than I ever thought
447
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:54,000
* and the cost of living
448
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,235
* has cost me a lot
449
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,004
*
450
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:02,809
* this time last year
451
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:06,746
* I never thought
We'd be right here *
452
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:11,250
* this time last year
453
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,688
* I never thought we'd be
Right here *
454
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:19,025
* open up the skies
455
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:23,963
* let the sun shine
On my soul *
456
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:30,703
* open up this mind
To the telos of my goal *
457
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:34,040
* open up the skies
458
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:39,579
* for the road is the reason
Again *
459
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,181
* open up the skies
460
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:47,920
* for the road is the reason
Again *
461
00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:55,595
* I can see things
That I never saw before *
462
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,598
* for the road is the reason
Again *
463
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:05,204
*
464
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:08,007
* I see you
465
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,679
* I don't know where
You were *
466
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:17,216
* maybe you were there
All along *
467
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:21,287
* but I couldn't see
468
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,057
* now here we are
469
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:30,029
* together on this road
470
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:35,668
* taking the path
To final victory *
471
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,237
*
472
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,340
* open up the skies
473
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,777
- that's it,
I'm calling for help.
474
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,914
- the fuck you are.
475
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,916
Would you just go on and ride
With your husband?
476
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:52,251
- and leave you alone?
477
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:56,122
- I'll be all right.
- yeah, I can see that.
478
00:25:56,155 --> 00:26:00,126
I'm staying here with you.
479
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:03,663
Why are you doing this?
480
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,331
To show everyone what a hero
You are?
481
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,099
That despite insurmountable
Odds,
482
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,136
The great kinney can cross
The finish line
483
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,204
With one arm tied
Behind his back?
484
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,874
- in front of my back.
485
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,343
- in front of your back.
486
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,812
There's no need to--you've
Already proved yourself.
487
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,815
You've raised $100,000
For the hospice.
488
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,885
What more do you need to do?
489
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,386
- it's not about the money.
490
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,288
- then what's it about,
Killing yourself?
491
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,991
- would you fuck off?
492
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,994
I can do it.
493
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:43,636
Did you ever see that story
On tv about those women...
494
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,771
That had cancer?
495
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,939
[lighter won't light]
496
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:55,047
Anyway, they all had cancer.
497
00:26:55,081 --> 00:27:00,152
So what do they do?
They go to this boot camp...
498
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,721
Where they have to climb
Over walls
499
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,723
And crawl through the mud--
500
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,391
Swing over these
Bottomless pits
501
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:10,997
While this former luftwaffe
Drill sergeant terrorizes them.
502
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,432
And I'm watching this
And I'm thinking,
503
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,735
"Christ! Don't these crazy
Bitches have
504
00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:20,673
Enough shit to deal with?"
505
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,275
Then one of them comes out
Of this swamp
506
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,744
That's full of fucking
Crocodiles
507
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:28,681
Or sharks or something.
508
00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:32,451
And she's laughing.
509
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:38,357
Laughing.
510
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:43,195
And she says...
511
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:47,834
"If I can survive this,
I can survive anything."
512
00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,914
- come on.
513
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,157
- [groans]
514
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,971
[groans]
515
00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,093
- coffee?
516
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,361
- I didn't think you'd be up.
- are you kidding?
517
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,097
I've already worked out
With my trainer,
518
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,298
Made 10 calls to new york,
519
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,967
Read 2 scripts and the trades.
520
00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,136
Have a roll from campanile.
521
00:28:57,169 --> 00:29:01,107
Best bread on the planet.
Fuck the carbs.
522
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,242
So how was your evening?
523
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:06,045
Connor take good care of you?
524
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,548
- yeah, he's a cool guy.
- and hot.
525
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,518
Does brian know about your
Extra-marital activities?
526
00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:16,322
- we're not married.
Brian detests marriage.
527
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,924
- well, that's a unique position
To take
528
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,392
When every fag on earth wants
To say "I do."
529
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,528
Yeah, well, we'd rather say
"I don't."
530
00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,396
That way we can be together
Because we want to be,
531
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,065
Not because we have to be.
532
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,135
How very "Rage-ian."
533
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,871
You better go clean up
And pack.
534
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:35,041
There'll be a car here in an
Hour to take you to the airport.
535
00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,546
- by the way,
536
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,414
I've thought about your offer.
537
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,884
I really appreciate it.
538
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,552
- but...
539
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:50,957
There is no "But."
I want to do it.
540
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:54,360
So I'm coming back.
541
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,099
- my back is killing me.
542
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,201
That's the lumpiest ground
I ever slept on.
543
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,569
You weren't sleeping
On the ground,
544
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,171
You were sleeping on me.
545
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,438
So I end up being your support
546
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,307
When you're supposed
To be mine.
547
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,575
- look, I woke up
Without any coffee,
548
00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,243
And worse, I'm out
Of breath mints.
549
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:15,948
So would you kindly spare me
Your morning sarcasm?
550
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,450
Sorry, teddy. You're right.
551
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,186
I am supposed to be your
Support system,
552
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:23,389
And here I am pulling the
Props out from under you.
553
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,457
You go ahead,
Make all the sarcastic,
554
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:28,127
Insensitive remarks you want.
- I'm sorry too, em.
555
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,263
You've been a wonderful
Support.
556
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,066
But if it turns out we're
Hopelessly lost,
557
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,603
And for whatever reason
I don't survive the elements,
558
00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,639
I want you to know you have
My permission to eat me.
559
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,208
- thank you, teddy.
560
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,010
That's the most generous thing
561
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,777
Any person ever said
To another.
562
00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,483
Look, it's a highway.
563
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,485
- but which way do we go?
564
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,355
- well, let's take a look.
565
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,957
- to hell with that!
566
00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:00,292
It hasn't led us
In the right direction yet.
567
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:02,428
- wh... Shh, shh!
568
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,997
What?
569
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,632
- don't you hear it?
570
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,100
- what are you doing?
571
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,269
- native americans
Used to do this
572
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:13,039
To hear which way the cavalry
Was advancing.
573
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,541
Wouldn't it be easier
To just look?
574
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,114
- oh, my god.
575
00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,117
- oh, my god,
It's the liberty ride.
576
00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,385
- hi, guys!
- but how?
577
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:29,989
I guess even though we didn't
Know it,
578
00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,391
You and I have been on
The right road all along.
579
00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:34,994
- come on.
580
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,662
- where you been?
- hey! Hi, guys.
581
00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,397
- hey, guys.
- hi.
582
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,032
[all laughing, shouting]
583
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:44,003
- * it's so good
To tell my story *
584
00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:48,074
* about the life
That has been saved *
585
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:52,211
* it's so good
To sing about it *
586
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:56,582
* to sing of love,
The love you gave *
587
00:31:56,615 --> 00:32:01,053
* enter the gates
With thanksgiving *
588
00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:04,957
* finish the race
With victory, yeah *
589
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:10,296
* enter the town
Singing hosannas *
590
00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:13,365
- congratulations, guys.
We are so proud of you.
591
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,434
Here's juice.
It'll perk you right up.
592
00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:21,307
There you go, honey.
Good for you.
593
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,610
There you go, honey.
594
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,078
Hey.
595
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:30,016
- huh, we did it, teddy.
- we did it.
596
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,056
- welcome home, guys.
597
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:40,326
Welcome home.
How'd you get here so fast?
598
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:44,463
- mwah! Faith, focus,
Fortitude.
599
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:47,099
- not to mention pedaling our
Fucking fannies off.
600
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:50,336
- aw, poor baby.
- hi.
601
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:51,470
- well, there's a little bit
Of sunshine
602
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,406
Straight from hollywood.
Hi, honey.
603
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,741
- how was it out there,
Sweetie?
604
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,676
- it was amazing.
605
00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,245
But I'm sorry I missed
The ride.
606
00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:01,347
- oh, you made the best part,
The big finish.
607
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,082
- hey, you'll never guess
Who went along.
608
00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:06,752
- brian? Yeah, he told me
He wasn't going.
609
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,155
Unfortunately,
He had a little injury.
610
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,756
- is he all right?
611
00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:14,493
- stubborn son of a bitch
Insisted on finishing the ride.
612
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:17,363
Get some juice, come on.
613
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,631
- whoo!
614
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,101
- well, look who's here!
615
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:28,307
Oh, I am so proud of my men.
616
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,142
So where's michael?
617
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,577
- with brian.
- yeah, yeah, but don't worry,
618
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,113
They should be here any minute.
619
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:44,523
- * enter the gates
With thanksgiving *
620
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,727
* finish the race
With victory *
621
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,531
* enter the town
Singing hosannas *
622
00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:57,703
* 'cause not the past
Is history *
623
00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:15,154
- I still can't get through
To them.
624
00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:18,290
- I'm starting to get worried.
625
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,592
Actually, I started getting
Worried four hours ago.
626
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:27,599
- maybe we should go out
Searching.
627
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,477
- look.
628
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,784
- no!
629
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,620
Let him finish.
630
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,604
- [panting]
631
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,806
- come on.
632
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,744
- I can't.
633
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,380
I can't.
634
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,784
- we--we're almost there.
635
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:22,254
- fuck it.
Just fuck it.
636
00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,400
- you got it. You got it.
- come on, you can do it.
637
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:11,570
- whoo!
- come on!
638
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,572
- whoo-hoo-hoo!
639
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,740
- oh, yes.
- [laughing] Come on.
640
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:15,841
- come on!
- come on!
641
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,609
- come on!
642
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,411
- you're almost there,
Almost there.
643
00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:21,713
[laughter]
644
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:27,719
- yes!
645
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,693
Oh!
- hey.
646
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:37,363
- sweet.
Way to go.
647
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:39,298
[laughs]
I was so worried.
648
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,433
- I could kill you
For doing this.
649
00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:43,335
- yeah, well,
I almost saved you the trouble.
650
00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:45,471
- okay.
651
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,608
- we thought maybe you went
To the hospital.
652
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,677
- there's no need.
Brian's going to be okay.
653
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,514
- no, no,
I didn't mean that.
654
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,850
Lindsay called
Around an hour ago.
655
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:01,320
You're a dad.
656
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:05,424
- [laughing]
657
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,603
- I'm a grandma.
[laughing]
658
00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:21,373
- yeah, right?
- way to go, michael.
659
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:29,014
- oh, my god.
Look at her.
660
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:32,017
Oh.
You're so tiny.
661
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,353
- she didn't feel that way
Coming out.
662
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,756
- the labor lasted 14 hours.
663
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,491
- it was like passing
A bowling ball
664
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,760
Through the eye of a needle.
665
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:44,663
- t.M.I.
666
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,965
- too much information.
- [chuckles]
667
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:50,369
- but you're here.
You're finally here.
668
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,371
- have you picked out a name?
669
00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:56,375
- contingent on the approval
Of all three parties,
670
00:37:56,408 --> 00:38:00,512
I was thinking jenny rebecca.
- oh.
671
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,081
- late grandmothers?
- early streisand.
672
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:07,486
- well, hey, uh,
Let's take a picture.
673
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:11,056
[camera shutter clicks]
There.
674
00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:14,993
Oh, okay.
Uh, now all three parents.
675
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:22,067
Smile.
[camera shutter clicks]
676
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,569
Oh, perfect.
677
00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:26,572
Okay, now, how about one
With the two happy moms?
678
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:33,011
Come on, get closer.
679
00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,383
Closer.
680
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,886
[camera shutter clicks]
Got it.
681
00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:43,755
Oh, that'll be one to frame.
682
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,360
[baby coos]
683
00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,530
[indistinct chatter]
684
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:58,570
- [chuckles]
There you go.
685
00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:01,573
The "Jenny rebecca triple
Ripple hot fudge sundae,"
686
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:04,510
Named in honor of my gorgeous
New granddaughter.
687
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,111
- it took joan crawford 20 years
688
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,747
To get a sandwich named
After her at the stage deli.
689
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,582
- why don't you boys sit down?
690
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,918
- uh, thanks,
But, uh, we prefer to stand.
691
00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,786
- bums are a little battered.
692
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,456
- ah.
Well, you, I understand.
693
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,990
But you?
694
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,726
You're a disgrace
To nelly bottoms everywhere.
695
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,929
[laughter]
696
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,497
- [clears throat]
The first thing I did
697
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,132
When I got home last night--
Weigh myself.
698
00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:28,767
- [scoffs] You too?
- mm-hmm.
699
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,136
- so how much did you lose?
- seven pounds.
700
00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,938
- five and a half.
701
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,773
Couldn't have done it
Without you.
702
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:37,876
- lost weight?
- the ride, em.
703
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,512
- sure you could've.
704
00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:43,482
- maybe.
705
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,084
But I'd rather have done it
With my best friend.
706
00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,957
Hey, no, mine,
- quit it.
707
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,460
- you just quit that.
- ah, ah.
708
00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,632
- psst.
- carl!
709
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,969
- look what I got you.
- I love it.
710
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,937
- I thought you would.
- oh.
711
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,973
- it's a lot more accurate
Than the one you're wearing.
712
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,975
- [laughs]
713
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,643
Yeah.
Thank you.
714
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,513
- so now that you're
A grandmother,
715
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:17,182
Are you ready to be a bride?
- carl...
716
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:20,185
- what kind of a wedding
Do you want--big, small?
717
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:21,787
Indoor, outdoor?
718
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,822
Although
It's still a little nippy.
719
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,493
It's up to you.
Whatever you say.
720
00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,830
- whatever I say?
721
00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:35,200
- in that case...
722
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,068
I don't want a wedding.
723
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,705
- no wedding?
724
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,006
- I can't marry you,
725
00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,008
And not because
I don't love you,
726
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,876
'cause god knows I do.
727
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,846
- then what?
728
00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:52,017
- how can I get married
When my own son can't?
729
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,085
And the--
And the goddamn president
730
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,555
Wants to change
The constitution
731
00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:58,023
To prevent michael and ben
732
00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,025
And--and all the other
Beautiful gay men and women
733
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:04,162
From having the same rights
That you and I do.
734
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,565
It just doesn't seem right.
735
00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:09,868
- that's very noble, sweetheart,
But you're just one person.
736
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,571
- well, sometimes
That's all it takes.
737
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,573
Look at gandhi.
738
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:18,610
Ben kingsley starved himself,
But it turned the tide.
739
00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:21,747
- you're not going
To starve yourself, are you?
740
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,883
- there's only so much
I'm humanly capable of.
741
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,052
I am going to send a message
742
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,255
And the finger
To the white house.
743
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:34,593
Until my son
Can walk down the aisle
744
00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,261
In this country,
745
00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:39,197
Then neither will I.
746
00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,738
- [sighs]
747
00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:50,275
Where does that leave us?
748
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:54,913
- how do you feel
About living together...
749
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,848
In sin?
750
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,919
- [chuckles]
751
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:03,288
Aren't we a little too old
For that?
752
00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:06,291
- christ, I hope not.
753
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:09,227
- [laughs]
754
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:15,300
- she's so much calmer
Than gus was.
755
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:18,236
Yes, you are, you cutie.
756
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,639
Remember how fidgety
And fussy he was?
757
00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:23,308
- I should.
It was my breast.
758
00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:26,912
- well, this isn't nearly
As painful as I thought.
759
00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,780
- get back to me
In a few weeks.
760
00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:32,784
You'll be wishing she'd find
Someplace else to eat.
761
00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:34,653
Aw.
762
00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:36,822
You're finally here.
763
00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:41,727
You have no idea how much
Your mommy wanted you
764
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,730
And what she had to go through
To get you.
765
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:47,332
- don't worry.
I'll be sure and tell her.
766
00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,200
- that old jewish recipe?
767
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,804
Add one tablespoon of guilt
To mother's milk, stir briskly.
768
00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:56,141
[both laughing]
769
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,943
- ah.
770
00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:59,811
We have, without a doubt,
771
00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:02,914
The most beautiful children
God has ever created.
772
00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:06,652
- I won't argue with that.
- that's nice for a change.
773
00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,122
I-I didn't mean it.
774
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,829
- do you need anything?
- no, I'm fine.
775
00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:20,699
- all right, young lady,
Time for your nap.
776
00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,267
You'll see your mommies later.
777
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:28,006
- yeah.
- sweet dreams, sweetheart.
778
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,008
- sleep tight.
779
00:43:39,217 --> 00:43:42,721
- I contacted the center's
Child-care services.
780
00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,055
They have a list
Of several women
781
00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,857
Who can come help you out.
782
00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:48,860
And dusty said if you need
Anything, you can call her.
783
00:43:48,894 --> 00:43:50,361
- what about you?
784
00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:56,001
Then you're really going?
785
00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:59,204
- it's what
We both agreed to...
786
00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:02,307
Isn't it?
787
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,437
- on behalf
Of the gay and lesbian center,
788
00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:35,240
I'd like to present
Liberty house
789
00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,075
With this check
790
00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:41,246
For $432,000.
791
00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:44,382
[cheers and applause]
792
00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:49,921
- every cent raised will go
To maintaining the hospice
793
00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:53,091
And providing its clients
With the best care possible.
794
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:55,360
- we'd like to thank
Everyone who rode,
795
00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,095
Who lent their support,
796
00:44:57,128 --> 00:45:00,732
Their time, their sponsorship.
797
00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:04,469
[applause]
798
00:45:04,502 --> 00:45:08,473
And now, in honor of one of our
Brothers who we recently lost...
799
00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:11,943
- a great friend,
A volunteer, and supporter...
800
00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,412
- liberty house
Has been renamed
801
00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:18,116
Vic grassi house.
802
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:21,920
[applause]
803
00:45:25,991 --> 00:45:29,127
- thank you very much
For coming.
804
00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:33,498
- [speaks indistinctly]
- yeah.
805
00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:36,367
- [scoffs]
God.
806
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,805
- did you know about this?
807
00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:59,090
- you got them to do this,
Didn't you?
808
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:05,263
- it's still america, deb.
Money talks.
809
00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:07,966
- yeah, but for once,
It said the right thing.
810
00:46:16,942 --> 00:46:18,543
- [sighs]
811
00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:21,813
Your uncle
Would be so proud.
812
00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:25,283
- too bad he couldn't be here
To see it.
813
00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:27,785
- he sees it.
814
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,822
Come on.
815
00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,228
- * are you standing by?
816
00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,363
*
817
00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:42,433
* or will you be ready?
818
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,570
* are you standing by?
819
00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:48,606
* or will you be ready
820
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:54,179
* for this tonight?
821
00:46:54,212 --> 00:47:02,153
*
822
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,357
* ready, ready, ready, ready
823
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,959
*
824
00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:11,329
* ready, ready, ready, ready
825
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:15,533
* ready, ready
826
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:23,841
*
827
00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:27,245
- so...
828
00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:30,481
Have I atoned for my sins?
829
00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,650
- that would take an eternity.
830
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,485
But you sure as hell
Get an "A" for effort.
831
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,621
- please don't say "Hell."
832
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:40,992
- by the way,
I happen to agree with you.
833
00:47:41,026 --> 00:47:45,163
I was damn lucky to get
Those four extra years.
834
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,233
Sure, I'd have liked more.
Who wouldn't?
835
00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,669
But you're going to have
A lot more than that.
836
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,371
- did god tell you that?
837
00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,641
- actually, he told judy,
And she told me.
838
00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:58,143
- judy?
839
00:47:58,176 --> 00:47:59,978
- garland.
840
00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,513
They're like this.
- [chuckles]
841
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,182
You mean god's a--
842
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:07,152
- you didn't hear it
From me.
843
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,655
[laughs]
844
00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,590
- ow!
845
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,126
Ow.
846
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,162
- you okay?
847
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,667
- yeah, I'll be all right.
848
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:25,603
I heard it
On the best authority.
849
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:30,475
[sighs]
850
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,278
So did you fuck tom cruise?
851
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:38,283
- [chuckles]
Everybody knows he's not gay.
852
00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,717
- adrien brody?
853
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,688
- nice, but alas...
854
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:44,956
- tobey maguire?
855
00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:48,026
- please.
- what?
856
00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:50,295
- [whispers]
Connor james.
857
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,963
- [laughs]
858
00:48:51,997 --> 00:48:53,498
No shit.
- mm-hmm.
859
00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:57,302
[both chuckle]
860
00:48:57,335 --> 00:49:00,738
- sounds like you had
A most excellent adventure.
861
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:05,610
- sounds like you did too.
- [sighs]
862
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:10,048
Bicycling down
Life's endless highways...
863
00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:12,650
I had time to think.
864
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,718
- oh?
865
00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:17,622
- about what I'd do differently
866
00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:21,359
If I survived cancer...
867
00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:24,062
And sleeping in a tent.
868
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,497
- equally unpleasant,
I agree.
869
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:31,136
But now that you have,
What did you decide?
870
00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:36,741
- the first thing
I'd do differently...
871
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,509
Is the bedroom.
872
00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:40,345
[chuckles]
873
00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:43,348
And get rid of that thing
Over the bed.
874
00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:47,152
- yeah, it's very '90s.
I agree.
875
00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,520
- [groans]
876
00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:54,192
And then I'd like
To spend more time with my son.
877
00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:56,761
He's at an age now
878
00:49:56,794 --> 00:50:01,632
Where he needs
A strong, masculine influence.
879
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,669
Especially being raised
By a couple of dykes.
880
00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:10,541
I mean,
He's got to know about armani...
881
00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:12,810
Gucci, prada,
882
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:17,182
Not just football
And engine-tuning.
883
00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:19,650
- unquestionably.
884
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:22,453
Any other decisions?
[can sets on counter]
885
00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,422
[can opens]
886
00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:29,560
- I want you
To move back in.
887
00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,262
- huh?
888
00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:32,563
- I said I'd like it
889
00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:35,300
If you and I
Were to live together.
890
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,268
- [chuckles]
891
00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:38,536
Are you proposing?
892
00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:39,804
- course not.
893
00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:41,672
With the sudden
And unexpected plethora
894
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:42,707
Of gay marriages,
895
00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:45,443
I'd hate to add to the glut.
896
00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:47,445
All this running
Back and forth
897
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:51,682
Between here and daphne's is
Time-consuming and inconvenient.
898
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,584
I mean, just last week,
You forgot your socks
899
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:56,587
And had to borrow
A pair of mine.
900
00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:01,192
And...
901
00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,828
As for the times
When you're not around,
902
00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:07,532
I wouldn't particularly mind it
If you were.
903
00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:10,635
- I've been waiting
For you to ask me that
904
00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:14,272
Since the first night
You brought me here.
905
00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:22,247
- well, then what do you say?
906
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,715
Should I make room
In my drawers
907
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,651
For your drawers?
908
00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,161
- [chuckles]
909
00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,776
- ben?
910
00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:58,916
Ben?
911
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:02,753
- [groans]
Hmm?
912
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:05,823
- I was just seeing
If you were asleep.
913
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,360
- I'm wide awake...
914
00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:12,363
Now.
915
00:52:12,397 --> 00:52:14,899
Are you okay?
- I don't know.
916
00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:18,169
I just can't seem
To settle down, you know?
917
00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,770
Too much excitement,
I guess.
918
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,806
- ah.
919
00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:24,575
It has been pretty eventful.
920
00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:28,313
- no shit.
My head is spinning.
921
00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:31,282
The ride and the baby
922
00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:32,683
And the wedding.
923
00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:35,686
- can you believe
We're really married?
924
00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:40,191
- are we?
925
00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:42,593
Really?
926
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,966
- of course we are.
927
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,836
- but we don't live in canada.
We live here.
928
00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:55,306
So is it...
929
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,541
Still real?
930
00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:59,710
- let me ask you a question.
931
00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:03,814
Even if it was real
For just a day,
932
00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,451
Was it worth it?
933
00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,656
[chuckles]
934
00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:15,426
- so worth it.
935
00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,595
- it won't be long
Before it happens here.
936
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:20,731
It's all beginning,
937
00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:23,334
And we're part of it.
938
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:34,979
- you know,
Come to think of it,
939
00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:38,483
We never really had
A proper wedding night.
940
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,987
- sure, we did.
941
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,723
Shivering in our tent.
942
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:49,294
Hmm.
On our little air mattresses.
943
00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:53,364
- I think
We can do better than that.
944
00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:55,700
- mm?
945
00:53:57,368 --> 00:54:00,338
[far horizon]
946
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:02,740
*
947
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:06,344
- * far beyond horizons
Out of view *
948
00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:10,548
* all the stories long ago
Are still not coming true *
949
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,751
* far beyond horizons
You can see *
950
00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:18,022
* things you figured you outgrew
Were never meant to be *
951
00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:19,790
* when you close your eyes
At night *
952
00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:21,759
* to wish you may
And wish you might *
953
00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:25,430
* be sleeping, be sleeping
954
00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:27,832
* like fairy tales
You thought could not be true *
955
00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:29,367
* the dreams that you forgot
956
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,037
* safe keeping, safe keeping
957
00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:36,974
* far beyond, sight unseen
958
00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:40,645
* you go home
To a place you've never been *
959
00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:44,649
* far beyond, out of view
960
00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:48,453
* all the stories
Still come true *
961
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:51,989
*
962
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,725
* no
963
00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:59,864
* still come true
964
00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:03,534
*
965
00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:05,102
* when you close your eyes
At night *
966
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,071
* to wish you may
And wish you might *
967
00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:10,808
* be sleeping, be sleeping
968
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:13,110
* like fairy tales
You thought could not be true *
969
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,679
* the dreams that you forgot
970
00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:18,616
* safe keeping, safe keeping
971
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,685
* no
972
00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:28,659
*
973
00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:37,034
* far beyond horizons
Out of view *
974
00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:41,572
* all the stories long ago
Are still not coming true *
975
00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:44,842
* far beyond horizons
You can see *
976
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:48,613
* things you figured you outgrew
Were never meant to be *
977
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,717
* when you close your eyes
At night *
978
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,719
* to wish you may
And wish you might *
979
00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:58,456
* be sleeping, be sleeping
980
00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:00,758
* like fairy tales
You thought could not be true *
981
00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:02,126
* the dreams that you forgot
982
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:06,163
* safe keeping, safe keeping
983
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:10,000
* far beyond, sight unseen
984
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:13,871
* you go home
To a place you've never been *
985
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:17,742
* far beyond, out of view
986
00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:21,546
* all the stories
Still come true *
987
00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:25,516
* far beyond, sight unseen
988
00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:29,086
* you go home
To a place you've never been *
989
00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:32,890
* far beyond, out of view
990
00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:36,761
* all the stories
Still come true *
991
00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:39,630
*
992
00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:44,935
* still come true
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