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- * one, two, three,
Four, five, six *
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* shake it, dude
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*
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- * cue the pulse to begin
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*
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* cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse
To begin *
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* cue the pulse to begin
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*
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- I don't give a shit.
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I need to talk to him now.
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Stuart, I can't do this.
I-I won't do this.
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I'll give
The goddamn money--
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- I don't know,
I've got a cell phone,
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A beeper, and he still said
He can't reach him.
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- all right, okay,
I'll listen.
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Go on.
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I know that.
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I know that.
Yeah.
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- what the fuck
Is going on here?
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- your subject's
Being most uncooperative.
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- he said he made a big mistake.
He's talking to his agent.
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- well, did you remind him
That he has a contract?
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- yeah, I thought we'd leave
That little tidbit to you.
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- look, now it's my turn,
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And you're going
To fucking listen to me.
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I'm going to leave here
Right now.
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You understand me?
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No, I'm not going
To "Grin and bear it."
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You gotta get me
Out of this.
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- anything I can do to help?
- yeah.
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You can get me my pants.
- oh.
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Before I do that, why don't
We discuss your concerns?
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- there's nothing to discuss.
I'm not doing it.
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- [chuckles]
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Uh, it's a little bit late
For that, isn't it?
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- I'm drew boyd.
I call the shots.
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- except when I have the ball.
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- I'm feeling kind of exposed,
You know?
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I'm not used to standing around
In my shorts.
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- what about
In the locker room?
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You stand around
In a lot less.
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- in the locker room,
Everyone is showing their ass.
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- [chuckles]
Come.
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[country rock music]
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*
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- nice, drew.
Good.
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A little smile.
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Good, nice.
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That's it, drew.
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Okay, put the ball up.
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High up.
You won the game.
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- christ, he's hot.
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- look over there.
- what a pity he's straight.
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- well, even if he weren't,
You think he'd fuck you
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Wearing those?
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- okay, tone it down a bit.
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- wasn't expecting to be
Standing around in my shorts.
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- now go up for a long pass.
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That's good. I like it.
Beautiful.
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- I don't know if he's
Going to sell any underwear,
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But he sure as hell is going
To sell a lot of kleenex.
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- oh, yes.
That's nice, drew.
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- oh, yeah.
- beautiful.
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Let's get serious now.
Yeah.
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- * mama says
Don't play with matches *
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* but it's a lesson
That I never learned *
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* lord knows that
I've been drawn to strangers *
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- you know,
Once I got used to everybody
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Staring at me in my shorts,
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It got to be a real turn-on.
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- but only I know
What's under them.
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[chuckles]
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Guess we'd better get up.
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- what's your hurry?
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- well, as soon
As we're through,
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You always bound out of bed
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And race to the shower,
So I just assumed...
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- why don't we just lie here?
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- you sure?
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- you see me moving?
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- [chuckles]
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Wow!
What's the world coming to?
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First a kiss,
Then sticking around.
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Next thing you know, you'll
Be asking me to the big game.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, I said too much,
Didn't I?
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- [sighs]
You know the rules.
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- I know.
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What goes on in this room
Is between you, me,
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And the four walls
And must never leave here
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On penalty of death.
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- you got it, sport.
- hmm.
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[door closing]
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- hey, leave a message.
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- [scoffs]
Straight to voice mail.
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What was the point
Of getting him a cell phone
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If he's not
Going to pick up?
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[door opening]
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[phone rings]
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That's me going off
In your pocket.
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How about answering it
For a change?
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- what's up your ass?
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- it's past 11:00.
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- you missed curfew again.
Where you been?
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- studying with a friend.
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- every night this week?
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- we're working on a project.
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- who is this friend?
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- someone from school.
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- and the project?
- it's for science.
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- penicillin's
Already been discovered.
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What have you found?
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- what's with
All the fucking questions?
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- we would like
An honest answer.
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- I told you the truth.
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If you don't want to believe me,
That's your problem.
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[door slams]
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- I hate to say it.
- you don't have to.
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I already know
What you're thinking.
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- if he's out hustling again,
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I will fucking
Rip his balls off,
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As my dear mother
Would say.
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- let's hope we've instilled
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More self-respect in him
Than that.
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- after the way
He's been acting?
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- whatever it is,
We'll find out eventually.
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- then what?
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- then we'll just have
To deal with it.
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- [groans]
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- need some help?
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- uh, no.
Thanks.
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I can do it.
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I do it every morning.
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[keys clatter]
Ah, shit!
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- [groans]
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My back's been killing me
Ever since
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I did that goddamn mural.
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I hope michelangelo
Had a good chiropractor.
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Why haven't you
Returned my calls?
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- I've been busy.
- hmm.
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- the show's
Been a huge success.
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Isn't that great?
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Almost everything's sold.
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- another month
Of alimony payments.
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My wives
Will be eternally grateful.
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I want to see you.
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- I can't.
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- why not?
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- "Why not?"
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Try "I'm married."
- [scoffs]
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- I have a child,
Another one on the way.
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Oh, and did I
Happen to mention,
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Lest we forget,
That I'm a lesbian?
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- and did I mention that
You sure don't fuck like one?
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- oh, jesus christ, sam.
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Why do you have to be
So crude?
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- you didn't mind
The other night,
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Rolling around on the floor,
Rutting like a couple of--
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- what happened the other night
Was a mistake.
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A huge mistake.
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- was it?
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- [sighs]
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Yes, it was.
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Look, sam,
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You inspire me.
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You challenge me.
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You make me laugh.
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I admire you so much.
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I...
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Guess I got confused.
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You know?
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And crossed a line
I shouldn't have.
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- when I was a kid...
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I didn't respect the lines.
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In my coloring books,
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I always crossed the lines,
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Didn't obey the rules at all.
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I don't think that's always
Such a bad thing.
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- for an artist, no.
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But for a person...
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Sometimes it makes sense
To read the manual
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And follow instructions...
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Dull as that may sound
To you.
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- what about
The part of you
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That secretly yearns
For something else?
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The part of you that both of us
Know is there.
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- my house has many rooms.
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I occupy but a few.
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The rest go unvisited.
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- who said that?
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- I did.
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[keys jingle]
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[door opening]
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[door shuts]
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- nice chest.
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- I'll say.
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- I think he's talking
About the furniture.
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- that too.
200
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- uncle vic left it
To the hospice in his will.
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- he was always a good friend
And a great supporter.
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Oh, I can't tell you
How much we appreciate this.
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We need all the help
We can get.
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- hopefully, this new event
Coordinator will come through.
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- he'd better.
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- well, they say he raised
Over a million dollars
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For a hospice
In cincinnati, so--
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- a million?
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My god,
If we raise half that,
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We'll be in heaven.
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Here.
Let me take that.
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Thanks.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- hey, freddy,
How about those ironmen?
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Ain't they something else?
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- [hoarse]
Yeah, something else, all right.
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- honey, you ought
To take something for that cold.
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Emmett!
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What are you doing
Reading the sports page?
220
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Let me get you
The style section, sweetheart.
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- no, no, deb.
These days, the sports page
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Will do me just fine.
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- hey, deb.
- hey, bob.
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Haven't seen you in an age.
Where you been?
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- well, I was, uh, I was laid up
With some back trouble,
226
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But I'm on my feet again.
227
00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,962
- yeah?
- how you been?
228
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- life took a couple
Of potshots, but...
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I ducked.
230
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,836
- so you seen carl?
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00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,237
- no, not lately.
232
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,639
- I figured
He'd be taking you tonight.
233
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,240
- taking me where?
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- the policeman's ball.
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00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:11,244
He took you last year,
Didn't he?
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- yeah, he took me.
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- I remember, 'cause, uh,
You looked real nice.
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- thanks.
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00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,755
I guess, uh, this year,
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He must be taking
Someone else.
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- excuse me, officer,
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But anyone can go
To the policeman's ball.
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Am I correct?
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- anyone who buys a ticket.
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00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:34,134
Uh, I'll take
The pink plate special,
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But make mine blue.
247
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- you got it.
248
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,041
Don't tell me
You're thinking of going.
249
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- if I can find a date.
250
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- yeah, good luck.
- hey.
251
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What about you?
252
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- me?
253
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,017
What, are you
Out of your fucking mind?
254
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- why not?
- well, you just heard.
255
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,788
Carl's going to be there,
Probably with that...
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00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,323
Lady he's been seeing.
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- so?
That's no reason not to go.
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In fact, all the more reason
To be there.
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Show him what he's missing.
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- [scoffs]
Not much.
261
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,464
- now, now.
262
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,799
Let's keep our self-esteem,
263
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,768
And our tits, up.
264
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,771
- even if I wanted to go,
With my tits up,
265
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,439
I got nothing
To drape 'em in.
266
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,808
- just leave that
To your fairy god--
267
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,043
You know what?
I'm not even going to say it.
268
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,177
Too trite.
269
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,047
However,
You will look fabulous.
270
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,816
I guarantee.
271
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:30,057
- what have I done?
272
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,793
Now he wants to see me again,
And of course, I told him no.
273
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,194
It's out of the question.
274
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:39,132
We can never,
Never do that again.
275
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,467
- is he hung?
276
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,837
- oh, brian!
- I'm just curious.
277
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,238
[chuckles]
278
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,506
You're the last person
I thought
279
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,075
I'd ever discuss dick with.
280
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,477
- this isn't about dick.
- since when?
281
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,813
- I love melanie.
282
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,347
- [pats shoulder]
Sure, you do.
283
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,416
- then how could I have--
284
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,086
- fucked a guy?
- it's not possible.
285
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,954
- anything's possible.
286
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,890
It's explaining it
That's the tricky part.
287
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,993
- but I've always been,
You know--
288
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,294
- a carpet muncher.
289
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,096
- mmm.
290
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,965
Except for that one time
In college when...
291
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,868
You and I...
But that was just--
292
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:19,106
- midsummer madness.
- [laughs]
293
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,775
- still, there is
A part of you that,
294
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,844
Once every decade or so,
295
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,413
Doesn't object
To a stiff prick.
296
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,850
Believe me, I understand.
297
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,552
- I'm not so sure
Melanie would.
298
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,987
- then don't tell her.
299
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,523
- [sighs]
You're a big help.
300
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,391
- hey.
301
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:42,562
It's okay to like cock.
302
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,265
And it's okay to like pussy,
Just not at the same time.
303
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,201
So...
304
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,806
Which one do you like?
305
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,209
[bells jingle]
306
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,011
- well, look who it is.
307
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:01,014
Come to shoot the breeze?
Have a heart-to-heart?
308
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,817
Spend a little quality time
With your dashing young dad?
309
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,286
- I need 20 bucks.
- I knew it.
310
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,420
What do you want it for?
311
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,489
- my upwardly mobile
Lifestyle.
312
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,424
Being a teenager's expensive.
313
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,894
- you should have thought
Of that before you became one.
314
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,897
- hmm.
So can I have it?
315
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,066
- why should I reward you
For missing your curfew
316
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,601
And being disrespectful
To us?
317
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,503
- how the fuck
Am I being disrespectful?
318
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,172
- by not telling us the truth.
319
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,208
- I told you.
320
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:33,046
- look, I'm not above paying
For information,
321
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,581
But first,
You've got to come clean.
322
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,049
- I took a shower
This morning.
323
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,185
- are you hustling again?
324
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,452
- if I was hustling,
325
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,589
Would I be asking you
For 20 bucks?
326
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,057
- good point.
327
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,225
But then again,
Maybe you're just trying
328
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,459
To throw me off the track.
329
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,396
- for christ's sake.
330
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,501
I'm kind of dating someone,
Okay?
331
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,236
- really?
- yeah, really.
332
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,470
Is that so hard to imagine?
333
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,139
- no, no, not at all.
334
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,109
That's--
It's great, but I--
335
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,211
Why didn't you just say so?
336
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,246
- you know how kids are
At my age.
337
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,614
We're trying to develop
A sense of self,
338
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,616
Which often manifests itself
In a reluctance
339
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:13,253
To communicate with parents
And other authority figures.
340
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,957
- here's 30.
Go to the movies.
341
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,858
- sweet.
342
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,395
[bells jingle]
343
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:27,134
[phone dialing]
344
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,969
- ben?
345
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,571
I hope you're sitting down.
346
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,540
Guess what.
347
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,077
Our boy has a boyfriend.
348
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,313
- you sure I don't look
Like a fire hydrant?
349
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,649
I wouldn't want any dogs
Making a mistake.
350
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,251
- you do not look
Like a fire hydrant.
351
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,119
- you're positively glowing.
352
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,521
- I don't mind glowing,
As long as I'm not radioactive.
353
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,123
Oh, shit, there's carl.
354
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,258
- oh.
- yes, dear?
355
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,559
- I should say...
- what do I do?
356
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,560
- what do you mean,
What do you do?
357
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,028
You stand there and glow.
358
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,998
[both forcing laughter]
359
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,167
Ah.
- oh, hi, carl.
360
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,036
- debbie. Emmett.
What are you doing here?
361
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,406
- well, it's a ball to raise
Money for the cops, isn't it?
362
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,009
And I've always had a soft spot
For men in uniform.
363
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:12,012
- and I've always
Had a hard spot.
364
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,546
- debbie, emmett,
This is katherine,
365
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,149
The person I told you about.
366
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,151
- it's nice to meet you both.
367
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,719
You're certainly just as...
368
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,555
Colorful as carl
Said you were.
369
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,424
- thanks.
370
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,027
- will you excuse me
For a moment, carl?
371
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,330
I'm just going
To the powder room.
372
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,434
- would anyone like a drink?
373
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,370
- oh, god, yes.
- god, yes.
374
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,575
- I, uh--
375
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,178
I wasn't expecting
To see you.
376
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,247
- I hope it doesn't make you
Uncomfortable.
377
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,082
- no, no. I like--
378
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,652
I mean, I-it's nice--
379
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:56,389
I don't know what the hell
I'm trying to say.
380
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,091
- you look very handsome.
381
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:02,062
- a-and you look very...
382
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,497
- red?
383
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:09,102
[both laughing]
384
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,738
- I'm glad to see you're
Getting out, enjoying yourself.
385
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,007
- well, life goes on,
You know?
386
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,977
You got no choice
But to go on with it.
387
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,781
[soft music]
388
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,383
*
389
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,254
That, um--that song.
390
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,089
They played that last year.
391
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,391
- yeah, they play it
Every year.
392
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,560
They ought to get
Some new material.
393
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,364
- we danced to it.
394
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,300
- I know.
395
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,303
- you're very good
On your feet.
396
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,238
[chuckles]
397
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:48,508
Maybe we could take
A quick spin around the floor,
398
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,677
As friends, of course.
399
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,379
- well, shall we go in now?
400
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,047
- sure.
401
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,683
- nice to meet you, deborah.
402
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,519
Don't you just love
This song?
403
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,488
- you want to dance?
404
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:07,694
*
405
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,698
- two for you.
- [chuckles]
406
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:15,335
*
407
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,803
[a long, long ride]
408
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,572
- * gonna take you
On a long, long ride *
409
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,075
* I'm gonna take you
On a trip now *
410
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,677
- * take me away
411
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,280
- * a long, long ride
- * take me away
412
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,549
- * riding
Neath the starry sky *
413
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,817
- * take me away
414
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,154
- * riding till
We say good-bye *
415
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,556
* riding
Neath the starry sky *
416
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,425
- sign up here
For the liberty ride.
417
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,429
If you can't ride,
We gladly accept donations.
418
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,430
How are we doing?
419
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,632
- 37 riders so far.
420
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,501
One guy offered me $1,000
If I'd show him my cock.
421
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:53,173
- I hope you said yes.
[chuckles]
422
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:58,211
- may we have your attention,
Please, everyone?
423
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,846
- thank you so much
For coming out tonight
424
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,315
In support
Of liberty ride.
425
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:07,454
[cheers and applause]
426
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,855
- the profits will be going
427
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,324
To help keep
The liberty house hospice open,
428
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,626
So let's try and raise
As much money
429
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,728
As we possibly can.
430
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:21,100
[cheers and applause]
431
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,138
- in order to do that,
The center has enlisted
432
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,474
One of the top fund-raisers
In north america,
433
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:31,278
A man who gave up a lucrative
Law practice in toronto
434
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,413
To make millions
For various organizations
435
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,149
With his walk-a-thons,
Dance-a-thons,
436
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:39,252
Marathons, triathlons.
437
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,289
You name it, he's found a way
To make money out of it.
438
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,657
- we're fortunate to have
His help and support,
439
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:48,695
So let us introduce you
To jeffrey pendergrass.
440
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,231
[cheers and applause]
441
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,900
- thank you, thank you.
442
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,769
Thank you all very much.
443
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,938
It's great to be here
In pittsburgh.
444
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,541
[cheers and applause]
445
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,543
I'm grateful
To the gay and lesbian center
446
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,312
And all of its supporters
For asking me
447
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:09,382
To help make this the best
And most profitable event ever.
448
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,817
So I hope you all sign up,
449
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,253
Get on your bike,
And cross the finish line.
450
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:17,524
But tonight, let's all
Have a good time, huh?
451
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,525
[cheers and applause]
452
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:26,466
*
453
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,477
- one of those.
454
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,812
Thanks.
455
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,582
- [clears throat]
Buy you a drink?
456
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:46,286
- it's an open bar.
Party's on me.
457
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:50,290
- nothing is free.
458
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,492
- jeffrey pendergrass.
459
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,461
- brian kinney.
460
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,699
It's just an observation,
Jeffrey, but...
461
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,435
Wouldn't the money that
You're spending here tonight
462
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,472
To say,
"Hello, pittsburgh, hello,"
463
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,874
Be better spent helping
To keep the hospice open?
464
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,877
- actually, brian, I find
When the drinks flow freely,
465
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,480
So do the donations.
466
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,582
- this guy bothering you,
Jeffrey?
467
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,317
- no, not at all.
468
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,788
Just revealing some of my
Underhanded business practices.
469
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,990
Well, I better
Go work the room.
470
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,759
Hope we can count
On your pledge, brian.
471
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,731
- what the hell
Was that all about?
472
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,901
- you know me, mel,
Always stirring up the shit.
473
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:44,777
[moaning]
474
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,922
- do you want me to suck you?
475
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,691
- uh...
476
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,693
No, no, that's okay.
477
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,895
- has anybody
Ever sucked you before?
478
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,532
- yeah.
- oh.
479
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:09,769
- a lot of girls?
- no.
480
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,638
- I've only done it twice.
481
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,074
Once at summer camp
And once with my last boyfriend.
482
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,044
You don't think
That makes me a slut, do you?
483
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,046
- hardly.
484
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:23,316
- besides, it's not real sex.
485
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,585
I haven't had real sex yet.
486
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,953
Have you?
487
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,989
- n-n-not really.
488
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,091
But I think about it.
489
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,060
- me too.
490
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,862
But I promised to discuss it
491
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,965
With my parents first
Before I do.
492
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,535
We're like best friends.
493
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,671
How about yours?
494
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,439
- I don't think
I'll tell them.
495
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,840
- how come?
496
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,076
- they're not like your folks.
497
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,412
- in what way?
498
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:55,982
- they're...Two guys.
499
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,753
- you mean they're gay?
500
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:03,089
That's so cool.
501
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,724
- I don't know
How cool they'd be
502
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,427
If I told them
About you and me.
503
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:12,031
- well, they don't expect you
To be gay just because they are.
504
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,703
- I don't know.
505
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,838
- well...
506
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,641
I'll be glad to tell them
You're straight,
507
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,611
If it ever comes up.
508
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:55,174
[footsteps approaching]
509
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,009
- hey.
510
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,911
- how'd it go?
- oh, great!
511
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,813
This guy pendergrass
Is going to help us
512
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,749
Raise a shitload of money.
513
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,183
- oh, that's good.
- yeah.
514
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,753
- I'm sorry you weren't there.
- me too.
515
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,187
I got this damn headache.
516
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,190
- mmm. Any better?
- a little.
517
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,427
- oh, I blame sam for it.
518
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,795
- what?
519
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,631
- the stress
Of doing the show...
520
00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:21,934
Living up to his expectations
As well as yours.
521
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,937
But you did it.
522
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,640
- mm, that feels nice.
523
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,642
- mmm.
524
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,611
- [gasps]
525
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,585
Mel.
- mmm.
526
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:42,188
- mel?
527
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,223
Mind if we...
528
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,125
Do it later?
529
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,860
- sorry.
530
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:51,197
I'm just a horny pregnant lady.
531
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,132
I'll look in on gus.
532
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,668
You want me to get you
Some more hot tea?
533
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,638
It looks cold.
534
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,085
- I kept my tits up,
Just like you said.
535
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,887
I practically threw 'em
At him.
536
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,088
Didn't do much good.
537
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,824
- don't despair.
538
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,125
We'll just have to...
Think of another way
539
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,593
To get his attention,
That's all.
540
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,128
- well,
Then we better think fast
541
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:25,097
Because that woman's
Got marriage in her eyes.
542
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,566
- I've got an extra ticket
543
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,635
For the ironmen's game
On sunday.
544
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,638
Who wants to go?
545
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,708
I've got an extra ticket
For 42nd street.
546
00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:36,709
Who wants to go?
547
00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,511
[overlapping exclamations]
548
00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:40,913
I'm just--
I'm just testing.
549
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:44,116
How about you, em?
They're in the skybox.
550
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,185
A thank-you gift from
The star quarterback himself.
551
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,120
- I don't think so.
- come on.
552
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,122
You're the one who turned me on
To him in the first place.
553
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,592
You ever seen him play?
- not on the field.
554
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,862
- they say he's incredibly fast
And strong.
555
00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:58,598
- as much as I'd love to go,
I-I promised I wouldn't.
556
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,600
- promised who?
557
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,870
- then again, how many seats
Does that stadium hold?
558
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,271
- I don't know.
80,000?
559
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,139
- 80,000?
- mm-hmm.
560
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,141
- well, you could hardly
Pick out a face in that crowd.
561
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,677
Right?
- yeah.
562
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,279
- say, um, teddy,
I was just wondering,
563
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,681
Do you think
Maybe you could score
564
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:15,882
An extra pair
Of those tickets for me?
565
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,284
- well, I could try.
566
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,788
I have a friend
Who might like to go.
567
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,162
[phone beeps]
568
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,764
- what?
569
00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:33,900
- there's a jeffrey pendergrass
To see you.
570
00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,903
He says he doesn't
Have an appointment.
571
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,972
- he wants to hit on me.
- who doesn't?
572
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,308
- except he wants money.
Send him in.
573
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,643
- okay.
574
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,078
Go on in.
575
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,651
- they tell me you're the guy
To get in bed with.
576
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:54,120
- well, you'll have to come back
After office hours for that.
577
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:57,323
- I know you're a busy man,
So let me cut to the chase.
578
00:25:57,356 --> 00:25:59,659
- christ,
I hate that expression.
579
00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:02,194
- I understand you're one
Of the most successful
580
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,830
Gay businessmen
In pittsburgh.
581
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,331
- whoever told you that
Was dead wrong.
582
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:08,100
I'm t most successful
Gay businessman.
583
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,869
- all the more reason then.
584
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,971
I'd like your clients
To be corporate sponsors
585
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,072
For the liberty ride.
586
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:16,809
- I see.
587
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,812
Let me cut to the chase.
What's in it for them?
588
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,714
More important,
What's in it for me?
589
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:24,250
- two very good questions.
590
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:25,852
First,
Your clients' contributions
591
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,353
Will generate publicity
And goodwill
592
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,255
That advertising can't buy.
593
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,991
Plus, they'll be cultivating
Product loyalties in a market
594
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,393
That has hundreds of billions
In disposable income.
595
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:38,898
- well, I already know that.
596
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,400
My second question--
597
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,736
What's in the cracker jack box
For me?
598
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,404
- a very personal thank-you
From me,
599
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,373
And a warm, gooey feeling
Inside.
600
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:49,742
- [laughs]
Jeffrey, you disappoint me.
601
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:50,777
I thought you'd come up
With something
602
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,246
More original than that.
603
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,250
So do we have time
For one last question?
604
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,786
What's in it for you?
605
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:02,188
- a living.
606
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,024
- finally, an honest answer.
How refreshing.
607
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,293
- anything wrong with that?
- not at all.
608
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,896
I'm all in favor
Of people making money.
609
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,398
What I'm not in favor of is
Telling others how to spend it.
610
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:15,267
- it's for a worthy cause.
Besides, they can afford it.
611
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,069
- that's very true.
612
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:21,140
But it's not a reason
Why they should give it to you.
613
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:23,409
- well, how about this then?
614
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,444
It wouldn't be very good
For your clients' p.R.
615
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,180
If they were perceived
As being homophobic.
616
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,949
And it wouldn't help
Your reputation much
617
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,018
If word got out
That you were insensitive
618
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,286
To the neediest members
Of your community.
619
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,055
- [chuckles]
620
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,825
Why, jeffrey, are you
Turning the screws on me?
621
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:42,061
- course not.
622
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,030
I'm merely pointing out
Why it's so important
623
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,198
That we all open
Our hearts and checkbooks
624
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:49,836
And give as generously
As we can.
625
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,973
- [breathing heavily]
626
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,477
- [breathing heavily]
627
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:02,982
[crowd cheering]
628
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,254
- blue 44.
629
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,089
Blue 44.
630
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,924
Blue 44.
631
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,360
Set. Hike.
632
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:20,132
[players grunting]
633
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:25,337
- go, boyd.
- get past those motherfuckers!
634
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,106
- run, damn it.
Run!
635
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:30,076
[crowd cheering]
636
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:32,078
- [blows whistle]
637
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:35,081
[techno music]
638
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:36,415
*
639
00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,485
- oh, my god!
Did you see that?
640
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,387
- mwah!
641
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:46,959
- * [vocalizing]
642
00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,161
- that was some play, huh?
- I'll say.
643
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,864
I can't believe you got
These tickets, in the skybox.
644
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,100
- I'm glad
You're having a good time.
645
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,902
- well, I'll tell you
The truth, I'm not.
646
00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:58,838
- you're not?
- I'm having a great time!
647
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,840
- oh.
[laughs]
648
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:02,775
I hope
Katherine doesn't mind.
649
00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,111
- that I went to the game
With a friend?
650
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,512
- can you believe this
Is the first time in my life
651
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,380
I've ever been
To a football game?
652
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:09,882
- easily.
653
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,051
- I had no idea
It'd be so exciting.
654
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,286
I feel like
We're back in ancient rome,
655
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,055
You know,
Sitting in the colosseum,
656
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,390
Watching the gladiators,
657
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,559
Wearing those fabulous
Off-the-shoulder togas.
658
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:23,029
- yeah, somehow, I picture us
More as lion chow,
659
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:26,198
But I'm glad
You're enjoying it.
660
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:27,800
In fact, you haven't taken
Your eyes off of drew boyd
661
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,301
Since we sat down.
662
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,570
- that's just because
He's such a dynamic
663
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,039
And powerful player.
664
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:36,042
- admit it,
You're in love with him.
665
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,944
- am not.
- [chuckles]
666
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,045
After seeing him
In his underwear,
667
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:40,579
I have to confess,
So am I.
668
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,149
[laughs]
- oh.
669
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,183
- hi.
670
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,584
- drew just scored.
671
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,587
- I didn't do so bad myself.
672
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,289
- oh, my god.
673
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,891
- what?
What's the matter?
674
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:54,293
- nothing.
Um, uh, come on, let's, um--
675
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,162
Let's--let's go.
- go?
676
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,363
Go? But there are seconds
Left on the clock
677
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,832
With a tied score.
678
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:02,168
- emmett? Is that you?
679
00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:05,304
- oh, hi, sierra.
- what are you doing here?
680
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,373
I didn't exactly think
Football was your thing.
681
00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,208
- um, I'm here
With my friend, ted.
682
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,243
He's the one who picked drew
For the underwear ad.
683
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,079
- oh, so you're the one
Who's responsible
684
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:15,381
For all those women drooling
When they see that ad.
685
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:19,351
- not to mention a certain
Segment of the male population.
686
00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:21,053
- I'm sierra, drew's fiancee.
687
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:23,122
- oh, congratulations.
Uh, he's quite a guy.
688
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,591
- yes, it seems
I landed the big one.
689
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,960
- you certainly did.
690
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,128
Well, it's nice
To see you again.
691
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,196
- where are you going?
692
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,497
Drew would be so disappointed
693
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:32,865
If you didn't stop
By the locker room
694
00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:34,867
To say hello.
695
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:37,003
- I-I'd love to,
But we're with friends.
696
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,370
- so bring them along.
697
00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:40,072
- I can meet the team?
698
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,942
- got one chance.
- this is it!
699
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,343
[whistle blows]
- touchdown!
700
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,945
[crowd cheering]
701
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,480
- ironmen win!
702
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:51,884
[techno music]
703
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:56,355
[sports announcer
Speaking indistinctly]
704
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:58,290
- a victory for the ironmen.
705
00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,126
Your final score,
37 to 31...
706
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,994
- okay, everyone,
Follow me.
707
00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:05,131
- with just a few ticks
On the clock.
708
00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:08,434
Isn't that unbelievable?
709
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:12,404
- why wouldn't he just come out
And say he has a boyfriend?
710
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,007
- you know how kids
His age are.
711
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,675
He's trying to develop
A sense of self,
712
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:20,546
Which often includes
Not communicating with parents.
713
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,648
- we're not other parents.
714
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:24,383
We're hip, you know?
We are...
715
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,253
Cool.
716
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:29,121
- you think so?
717
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,990
- hey, pal.
718
00:31:31,023 --> 00:31:33,259
- I ordered our favorite:
"Mighty man meat."
719
00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:37,129
Sausage, pepperoni,
Meatball, ham, and bacon.
720
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,065
- ouch!
- not to worry.
721
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:41,033
Mushroom and tofu for you.
722
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:43,669
- so, dude, what's new?
723
00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:45,938
- nothing, dude.
724
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:49,541
- that's not what I hear.
So you got a friend.
725
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,410
Michael and I want you to know
That we think it's great.
726
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,280
In fact, I wish I had
A boyfriend when I was your age.
727
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,681
- all those missed blow jobs.
728
00:31:55,714 --> 00:32:00,086
- so what is he like, huh?
729
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,488
Is he smart, bookish?
730
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,324
- muscular, athletic?
731
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,725
- all of the above.
732
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,361
- you two had sex yet?
- no.
733
00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,597
- uh, it's okay.
We're all gay men here.
734
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,366
Because if you do,
It's important you protect him,
735
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,504
As well as yourself, especially
Considering your hiv status.
736
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,106
You have a responsibility.
737
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:24,510
- don't worry.
I'll be careful.
738
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:27,079
- so?
739
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:28,447
When do we get to meet him?
740
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,382
- I don't know.
741
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,184
- we're very open-minded.
742
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:35,721
- doesn't matter if he
Has tattoos, body piercings.
743
00:32:35,754 --> 00:32:38,690
He doesn't, does he?
744
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:46,332
- look...
745
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:49,368
I don't have a...
746
00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:51,170
Boyfriend, okay?
747
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:57,343
- w-what do you mean?
You told me--
748
00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:00,512
- I told you I had a friend.
749
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:04,750
I didn't say it was a boy.
750
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:07,153
- well, if it's not a boy...
751
00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:10,489
- it's a...
752
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,124
[clicks tongue]
753
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,434
[indistinct chatter]
754
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:25,237
- hey.
- hey, hon.
755
00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:28,040
Drew, this is carl and debbie,
And you remember ted.
756
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,441
- it's a real thrill,
Mr. Boyd.
757
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,244
- call me drew.
- drew. Yeah.
758
00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:33,645
- you were amazing
Out there, drew.
759
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,115
- oh, thank you.
- I'll say.
760
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,416
He's fucking cute too.
761
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,817
[laughs]
So when's the wedding?
762
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,119
Both: june.
763
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,321
[both laugh]
764
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,190
- oh, uh, sweetheart,
Look who's here.
765
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:45,824
Emmett honeycutt, remember?
766
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:49,828
He planned
Our engagement dinner.
767
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,198
- yeah, sure.
768
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,665
If you'll excuse me,
769
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:57,603
I'm gonna take my honey home
And chill out.
770
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,609
- see you, emmett.
Nice meeting everyone.
771
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:05,577
- bye.
772
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:09,081
- champagne?
773
00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:12,451
- no, thanks.
It makes me puke.
774
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,554
I'm serious.
775
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:17,823
I could knock back
A dozen tequilas,
776
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,691
No problemo.
777
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:23,462
One glass of that stuff
And it's "Ou est la toilette?"
778
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:24,696
- that's too bad.
779
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:25,764
You know, this champagne
Is really very--
780
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,766
- expensive, yeah.
781
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:31,537
What is that?
220 a pop?
782
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,576
- well, if you excuse me,
I'm going to go and, um...
783
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:42,514
- ah.
Please, be my guest.
784
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,726
And something tells me
I'm in the wrong business.
785
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,464
- why is that?
- the suite, the champagne.
786
00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:02,234
Seems like charity work's where
The big bucks are these days.
787
00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,270
- like I said,
It's a living.
788
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:07,473
- yeah, a very good living.
- so...
789
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,209
I assume you've given
Our conversation some thought.
790
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:11,410
- yeah, I've thought about it.
791
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,811
But before I get
Into bed with someone,
792
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,546
I like to do
A little research.
793
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,748
Uh, you just can't be
Too careful these days.
794
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:20,352
- isn't that the truth?
795
00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:21,787
So what did you find out?
796
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,256
- uh, that you're a hell
Of a fund-raiser.
797
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,625
- [chuckles]
Well...
798
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:28,394
I'm sorry you wasted
The legwork there.
799
00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:29,695
I could've told you that.
800
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,230
- do you mind?
801
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,566
- be my guest.
802
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,569
- it seems
That the organizations,
803
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,372
They don't see much
In the end,
804
00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:43,642
What with the fancy hotels
And champagne, caviar,
805
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:47,379
Lavish kickoff parties,
Which, by the way,
806
00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:51,817
The charities pay for,
Not you.
807
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:55,787
- for how hard I work
And for the amount I bring in,
808
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:59,325
I deserve a nice lifestyle.
809
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,327
Besides, everyone profits.
810
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,330
Tax write-offs,
Goodwill, publicity.
811
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:05,531
What's the problem,
As long as everything's
812
00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:06,832
On the up and up?
813
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,801
- what about denver?
814
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,403
- what about denver?
815
00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,539
- well, didn't some
Local aids organization
816
00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:15,841
Sue you for swindling them
Out of money
817
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,943
That you spent
On yourself?
818
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,346
- those were--
[sighs]
819
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:23,415
Those were totally legitimate
Business expenses--
820
00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,950
Office, travel.
821
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,418
- more caviar?
822
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,320
- no, thanks. I--
823
00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,729
What are you saying,
Brian?
824
00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:40,332
- just that when
Some earnest do-gooder
825
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,900
Blows into town
And starts threatening me
826
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,835
Unless I help him,
I have a legitimate reason
827
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:46,838
To ask a few questions...
828
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,508
And get a few answers.
829
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:53,011
- those accusations were totally
Untrue and unsubstantiated.
830
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,446
And what they
Didn't tell you
831
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,315
Is they still
Made 1/4 million
832
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:57,883
Even after my share.
833
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:59,618
- hmm.
834
00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:03,855
God, imagine what
They would've made before it.
835
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:05,857
So we'll just make sure
That every cent you raise here
836
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,493
In provincial
Little pittsburgh
837
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:11,363
Goes exactly
Where it's supposed to go.
838
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,734
[champagne pouring]
839
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,002
[doorbell rings]
840
00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:18,036
- got it.
841
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,472
Oh. Oh. Oh.
[laughs]
842
00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:22,374
Look, gus, it's sam.
843
00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:23,942
He loves answering the door.
844
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:24,943
Come on in.
- thanks.
845
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:25,944
Lindsay home?
- yeah.
846
00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,514
Linz, sam's here!
847
00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:31,049
Congratulations on your show.
I heard it's a smash.
848
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,484
- ah, they always are.
849
00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:34,953
But this one
Was thanks to lindsay.
850
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,489
I'm off to milan.
851
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,425
- that should be a step up
From pittsburgh.
852
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:40,659
- [laughs]
853
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:41,660
- although I doubt
You'll find
854
00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,629
A decent bagel there either.
855
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:47,899
- just wanted to say good-bye.
856
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,902
- why don't I walk you
To your car?
857
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,938
I'll be right back.
- yeah.
858
00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,045
Mwah.
859
00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:01,647
- I couldn't
Just leave without--
860
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,682
- yes, you could.
And you should right now.
861
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,050
- without even
Saying good-bye?
862
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,518
- I'm sure
There are dozens of women
863
00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:08,554
You've fucked
Without saying good-bye.
864
00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:10,656
- you know
It wasn't just a fuck,
865
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:11,990
That it meant more than that.
866
00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:16,395
That you mean--
- would you just stop?
867
00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:19,931
Please?
868
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,533
- I want you to come with me.
869
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,669
- what?
870
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:24,936
Are you crazy?
871
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,805
- damn proud of it too.
872
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:29,074
Look, I have more ex-wives
873
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:31,076
And mistresses
Than sears has tire centers.
874
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,678
- I'm sure they'd be pleased
To hear themselves
875
00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,079
Compared
To a steel-belted radial.
876
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,080
- if you'd met them,
You'd realize
877
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:37,849
That was a compliment.
878
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,852
But I've never felt like this.
879
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:44,089
Look...
880
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,857
Just think about it.
881
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,025
I can send you a ticket.
882
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,861
- I have a family, sam...
883
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,563
Right there,
884
00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:53,098
On the other side
Of that door.
885
00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:55,100
- but that's not all you are.
886
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:57,469
There's so much more to you
Than that.
887
00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,470
Why don't you let me show you?
888
00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,440
- no!
889
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:04,876
This is who I am.
890
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:07,979
And even if a part,
A very tiny part of me,
891
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:11,049
Wanted something else...
892
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:15,787
I'd still choose
To stay here.
893
00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:19,425
Now I want you to go.
894
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:47,486
[car engine turns over]
895
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:50,589
[deep sigh]
896
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:54,192
- I brought you that.
897
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:58,196
It's a persian melon
From chile.
898
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:03,201
- well, that's very strange,
Carl, but sweet.
899
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,904
- we were investigating
A murder, uh,
900
00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:09,508
Near the fruit
And vegetable market, so I--
901
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,042
- don't tell me those
Killer tomatoes are at it again.
902
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:12,711
[both laughing]
903
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,513
- I just wanted to give you
Something, you know,
904
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,815
As a thank-you
For taking me to the game.
905
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:19,451
- my pleasure.
- and for meeting drew boyd.
906
00:40:19,485 --> 00:40:22,187
Wow.
I still can't get over that.
907
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,990
- yeah, he's really something.
908
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:27,125
- so are you.
909
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:29,928
For being such a good friend,
I mean.
910
00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:32,197
- [sighs]
911
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:35,567
I'll always be your friend.
912
00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:41,807
Could I offer you
A friendly slice of melon?
913
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,043
- no, thanks.
Uh, I ought to be going.
914
00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:50,849
- maybe we could do something
Else friendly sometime.
915
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,718
- yeah, I'd like that.
916
00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:57,823
- like bowling
Or fishing or...
917
00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:00,759
- or this.
918
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:10,836
- was that a friendly kiss?
919
00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:15,641
- yeah, I-I guess
You could say that.
920
00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:19,611
- in that case, it could be
A little friendlier.
921
00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:25,584
[candles burning]
922
00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:29,120
*
923
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:33,759
- * I can hear it
Like a shout out loud *
924
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:36,161
* the second hand spinning
925
00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:39,598
* I wait for you
926
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:44,002
* work your way home
In traffic or crowds *
927
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:49,274
* you don't mean to be late,
Nothing you could do *
928
00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:54,680
* any reason at all is fine
929
00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:57,683
* I'm a reasonable girl
930
00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:00,318
* as long as you're mine
931
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:05,691
* I'll try not to worry,
Have a glass of wine *
932
00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:09,895
* as long as you're mine
933
00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,196
*
934
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:18,069
* candles are burning down
935
00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:21,640
*
936
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:28,046
* I'm waiting for the sound
937
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,916
- [sighs]
938
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,184
*
939
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:37,322
- do you think
Maybe it's just a phase?
940
00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:42,227
That maybe he hasn't met
The right boy.
941
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,829
- substitute "Right girl"
942
00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:45,130
And that's exactly
What my parents said
943
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:47,666
When I told them I was gay.
944
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:50,001
- but what about all the men?
945
00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:53,071
He's had sex with more guys
Than you and I put together.
946
00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:56,074
- his mother
Got him started on that,
947
00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:59,678
And it was always for money,
Not love.
948
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,680
- do you think it's true?
949
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:04,616
- sounds like he's discovered
Who he really is.
950
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,685
And it's not going to change
951
00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:10,121
Any more than you and I
Could change who we are.
952
00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:11,356
- well, what are we
Going to do?
953
00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:14,760
I mean, talking about girls,
Women--
954
00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:16,027
I wouldn't know
The first thing.
955
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:19,164
I've never even slept
With one.
956
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:22,100
- hmm.
957
00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,703
I have...
958
00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,037
Once or twice.
959
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:29,708
- really?
- mm-hmm.
960
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:31,777
- how was it?
961
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,378
- it was all right.
962
00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:36,314
Got a hard-on
And everything, and...
963
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,149
I suppose
I performed adequately.
964
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:41,252
At least no one complained.
965
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:44,155
But I also remember
Thinking...
966
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:46,057
"Why are guys
So obsessed with this?
967
00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:48,159
What's the big deal?"
968
00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:51,396
- hmm, I guess
That was the first clue.
969
00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:52,998
- hmm.
970
00:43:53,031 --> 00:43:57,335
That and liking to wear
My mom's dresses.
971
00:43:57,368 --> 00:44:01,006
Just kidding.
[chuckles]
972
00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:04,876
- so we're both pretty useless
When it comes to guy stuff.
973
00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:08,747
- someone else will have
To direct him to the g-spot.
974
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,082
I never could find it.
975
00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:12,450
- he can ask mel and linz.
976
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,653
I'm sure they know
Where it is.
977
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:23,762
Ben...
978
00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:27,365
Do you think
He'd be better off with...
979
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:29,400
Straight parents?
980
00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:34,439
- what?
981
00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:39,377
- people who'll understand him.
982
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:41,346
- we understand him.
983
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:43,782
He's still hunter.
984
00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:47,385
Gay or straight,
It doesn't make a difference.
985
00:44:56,361 --> 00:45:00,065
- it may not make
A difference to us,
986
00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:03,835
But what about him?
987
00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:07,405
[indistinct chatter]
988
00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,240
- that's our boy, drew.
989
00:45:09,274 --> 00:45:10,976
- yeah.
990
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:14,412
- christ, look at him go.
Ah.
991
00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:17,515
He can do anything.
Run, throw, block.
992
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,217
- fuck you like a piston.
993
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:20,418
- [scoffs]
Yeah.
994
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,520
- make that "Fuck me."
995
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:26,491
And did he ever,
In every possible way.
996
00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:28,126
- what are you drinking?
997
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:31,262
- nothing, unfortunately.
998
00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:36,167
You might as well know,
Teddy, um...
999
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:40,171
Drew boyd and I
Have been having an affair.
1000
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,379
- [laughs]
1001
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:50,148
No.
No, you don't.
1002
00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:51,983
No, no, no, no, you--
You said you'd get back at me
1003
00:45:52,017 --> 00:45:53,852
That time I told you
I met greg louganis
1004
00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,420
Down in barbados
And sucked him off underwater,
1005
00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:58,023
And you believed me, but--
[laughs]
1006
00:45:58,056 --> 00:46:00,391
No, too smart for you.
1007
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,392
[laughs]
1008
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:05,396
- I'm serious.
1009
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:08,766
- come on, you don't
Expect me to believe--
1010
00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:13,939
But that--
[stammering]
1011
00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:16,808
It's impossible.
He's straight.
1012
00:46:16,842 --> 00:46:19,477
- tell my ass that.
1013
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:20,812
We've been meeting
Three times a week
1014
00:46:20,846 --> 00:46:23,281
In this little motel.
1015
00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:27,585
I swore to him I'd never tell.
1016
00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:31,489
But now it's over.
1017
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:34,459
And the worst part of it is...
1018
00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:38,897
I was falling in love
With the son of a bitch.
1019
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:40,165
[patrons cheering]
1020
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:43,034
- absolutely fantastic!
Touchdown!
1021
00:46:43,068 --> 00:46:48,974
[indistinct chatter]
1022
00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:59,584
- your barcelona chair will
Look great in the living room.
1023
00:46:59,617 --> 00:47:01,452
- thanks for donating it for me.
1024
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,088
- hey, gene,
I got brian to donate
1025
00:47:03,121 --> 00:47:04,923
His $2,000 barcelona chair.
1026
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,192
- withholding sex
Has worked for centuries.
1027
00:47:07,225 --> 00:47:10,195
- thanks, but before
We can think of redecorating,
1028
00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:12,931
We're going to need a roof
Over our heads.
1029
00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:15,633
You know the guy who was
Organizing the liberty ride?
1030
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,202
- jeffrey pendergrass?
1031
00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,970
- he was supposed to be
At a meeting last night
1032
00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:19,971
At the center.
1033
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,372
When he didn't show up,
1034
00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:23,008
They called his hotel.
1035
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,076
He'd checked out.
1036
00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,111
- checked out?
1037
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:28,246
- seems he resigned.
1038
00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,248
- and what about
The donations?
1039
00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:33,084
- he sent a letter
Saying that they almost,
1040
00:47:33,118 --> 00:47:36,154
But not quite,
Covered his expenses.
1041
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,089
- oh, shit.
1042
00:47:38,123 --> 00:47:40,491
- the one thing we had,
Even when we didn't have funds,
1043
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,260
Was hope.
1044
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:45,663
And now,
We don't even have that.
1045
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,166
- [clears throat]
1046
00:47:54,139 --> 00:47:56,407
- where are you off to?
- lamaze.
1047
00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,143
- why didn't you say something?
I'll just be a minute.
1048
00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:01,412
- no need.
Michael's meeting me there.
1049
00:48:01,446 --> 00:48:03,081
- michael?
1050
00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:05,183
- he's a very good coach.
1051
00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:08,453
- I'm sure,
But what about me?
1052
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:12,257
- I figured you had business
With sam at the gallery.
1053
00:48:12,290 --> 00:48:14,125
- sam's gone.
1054
00:48:14,159 --> 00:48:17,062
- ah, but not forgotten.
1055
00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:21,399
I watched you two
From the window.
1056
00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:22,567
It was a...
1057
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,437
Very touching good-bye scene.
1058
00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:30,008
- he's my friend,
My mentor.
1059
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:33,578
He--he's--
- awakened things in you?
1060
00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:37,448
Your desire to paint,
To express yourself.
1061
00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:40,585
Anything else?
1062
00:48:58,469 --> 00:49:01,472
You don't have to tell me.
1063
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,345
I know.
1064
00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:15,086
You don't live with someone
For nine years and not know.
1065
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,190
[exhales tremulously]
1066
00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:21,092
- mel...
1067
00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:24,395
- I don't want to hear any
Of your bullshit explanations.
1068
00:49:24,429 --> 00:49:27,365
- I wasn't going to offer any.
1069
00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:32,470
What's important is...
1070
00:49:32,503 --> 00:49:37,275
It reconfirmed for me
That this is who I am.
1071
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:43,081
That my life
Is with you and gus...
1072
00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,583
And the baby.
1073
00:49:49,054 --> 00:49:52,357
That I still choose you.
1074
00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:54,659
- huh.
1075
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:59,097
That's very convincing
Testimony.
1076
00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:01,766
But I'm not so sure that
1077
00:50:01,799 --> 00:50:04,702
I still choose you.
1078
00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:08,739
[door opens]
1079
00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:24,155
[I look to you]
1080
00:50:24,189 --> 00:50:26,391
*
1081
00:50:26,424 --> 00:50:29,594
- * if there
Was the slightest chance *
1082
00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:32,530
* that I would leave you
1083
00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:37,168
* there's a greater chance
That I never will *
1084
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:38,803
*
1085
00:50:38,836 --> 00:50:42,140
* because you keep me
Coming back *
1086
00:50:42,173 --> 00:50:45,143
* to the beginning
1087
00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:50,148
* you keep me drinking
Till I've had my fill *
1088
00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:51,549
*
1089
00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:54,552
* I can't say,
I won't say *
1090
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,555
* that it's confusing
1091
00:50:57,588 --> 00:51:00,691
* I look to you
1092
00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:03,828
* my only one
1093
00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:07,165
* I look to you
1094
00:51:07,198 --> 00:51:10,235
* your father's son
1095
00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:13,371
* I look to you
1096
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,507
* inside my pain
1097
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:19,210
* and I wait
1098
00:51:19,244 --> 00:51:22,313
* I wait for you again
1099
00:51:22,347 --> 00:51:26,651
* I look to you
1100
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,819
*
1101
00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:38,596
* turn back the hands
Of time *
1102
00:51:38,629 --> 00:51:41,666
* to the beginning
1103
00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:44,902
* when we were joined
All the time *
1104
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:48,506
* in a new beginning
1105
00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:54,412
* keep me coming back,
Back to the beginning *
1106
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:57,548
* I look to you
1107
00:51:57,582 --> 00:52:00,751
* my only one
1108
00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:04,155
* I look to you
1109
00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:07,158
* your father's son
1110
00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:10,428
* I look to you
1111
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:13,631
* inside my pain
1112
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:16,267
* and I wait
1113
00:52:16,301 --> 00:52:20,271
*
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