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- * one, two, three,
Four, five, six *
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* shake it, dude
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[dance music]
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*
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* cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse
To begin *
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* cue the pulse to begin
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[dance music]
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*
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- I suspect it's a seminoma,
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A form of testicular cancer
Quite common in men your age.
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However, we can't be sure
Until we perform a biopsy.
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- how do you do that?
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- first, we have
To remove the testicle.
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- that's what I was afraid
You were going to say.
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And if I don't
Have cancer, then...
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Do you put it back in?
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- unfortunately, no.
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- I was afraid you were
Going to say that too.
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- however the good news is that
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The procedure
Is relatively simple.
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As for the other teste,
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It will still be
Completely functional,
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And neither
Your sexual performance
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Nor your fertility
Will be affected.
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- that is good news.
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I'll be a one-ball wonder.
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- ah, no, no, no.
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We give you
A prosthetic replacement.
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Here.
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Help yourself.
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- sometimes you feel like
A nut, sometimes you don't.
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- they all look and feel
Completely natural.
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Of course we try to match
Your original testicle
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As closely as possible.
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- not too big,
Not too small, but...
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Just right.
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[sighs]
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So what are my chances?
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- with surgery and follow-up
Procedure, 99%.
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Not bad.
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- and without surgery?
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- the cancer will spread
Through your body.
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It will invade your vital
Organs, and you will die.
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- this one year of clarity
Has meant more to me
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Than all my other 40 years
Of pain and confusion.
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And for that,
I would like to thank
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The person who helped
Get me here,
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Sometimes had to drag me here.
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My sponsor blake.
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Blake has been my rock.
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I don't know what
I would've done without him.
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Blake, I've never met anyone
With more integrity than you.
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Thank you for being there
For me, for being my friend,
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For believing in me.
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[applause]
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- should I go up and get her?
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- give her
A few more minutes.
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- she was up
Most of the night.
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I heard her rattling around
In the kitchen.
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- that can't be a good sign.
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- then this morning
She was pacing
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Back and forth
In her room.
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- like mary tyrone?
- who?
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- didn't any of you
Illiterates ever read
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Long day's journey
Into night?
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- part of the tenth grade
English curriculum.
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- compared to some
Of the foster homes I was in,
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It's the fucking
Brady bunch.
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- would you show
A little respect?
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Sit down.
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- michael.
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- it's my uncle's funeral.
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If she doesn't get
Her ass down here in...
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Two minutes,
We're going to be late.
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- like the guy's
Going to give a shit.
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- not sure
She's up for this.
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- that makes two of us.
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- she wouldn't miss
His funeral.
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- who knows,
After the fight they had?
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I'd better go get her.
- if you need help, just holler.
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I'm a marvel with madwomen.
[chuckles]
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- why is everybody
Sitting around?
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Michael, are the car
And driver here?
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They're out front.
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- then let's go.
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- before we consign our brother
Victor antonio grassi
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To the arms of
Our loving and benevolent god,
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Is there anyone who would like
To offer a personal remembrance?
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- this is so hard.
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[clears throat]
Where do I start?
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My uncle vic was the first
Person I ever told I was gay.
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He laughed and said,
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"Thank god,
Now your grandmother will have
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Someone else's soul
To pray for."
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That's how he was.
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Never sentimental, unlike me.
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Always facing adversity
With a smile and...
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A cynical remark.
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I'm sure if he saw us
Here today he'd say,
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"What the hell are you
Wasting your time
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On a dead man for?
Go get laid."
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[laughter]
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So I just want to say
Thank you, uncle vic...
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For everything you taught me.
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You were a brave man,
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A good man.
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Which is all we can
Ever hope to be.
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- anyone else?
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- he made a fucking fabulous
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Tarte aux pommes
With creme fraiche.
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[laughter]
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- he was the only person
I knew
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Who looked good
In a hawaiian shirt.
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Well, almost.
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- he once did coke
With liza at studio 54.
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[chuckles]
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- he was gay
Before it was fashionable.
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- I never heard him complain,
Not once.
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He lived in gratitude.
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- ma?
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- I think your uncle's
Heard more than enough
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Of what I have to say.
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- if you would like
To place your roses...
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- [sighs]
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- you holding up okay?
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- why, do I look like
I'm falling apart?
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- no, you're doing great.
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- I just want to get back to
The house before the others do.
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I was up half the night
Preparing food.
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- there are boxes
We still hadn't unpacked.
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He said, "What's the hurry?"
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- well, I guess
That's what they mean
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When they say,
"Appreciate every minute."
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That's hard to do
When they go by so fast.
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- it's been so long
Since anyone we know has died.
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- I guess we've been
Lulled into complacency
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By all the new drugs.
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- [sighs]
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- you okay, pal?
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- yeah. Sure.
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- all I'm saying
Is that it's better
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To go out when you're young,
In a blaze of glory,
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Than to end up
Some diseased, old queen.
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- you might feel differently
If it were you.
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- well, at least he didn't
Get sick and linger.
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That's the worst.
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- yeah.
And in such poor taste.
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Buy a one-way ticket
To ibiza, party till you drop,
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And then discreetly disappear.
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- here you go, sweetheart.
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- you're great.
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- aw, thank you.
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- take care, michael.
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- em, honey?
Little more wine?
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- can I give you a hand?
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- no, no, no, I'm good.
I'm good, baby.
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How about for you, sweetheart?
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- oh, uh...
- yeah?
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Yeah? No? Okay.
[chuckles]
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I wrapped up
The cold cuts and salads.
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- oh, I was about to do that.
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- mmm, do you want the cake
And the cookies in the fridge?
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- I want you to sit down,
All of you.
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Really, I'll take care of it.
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- debbie,
You haven't stopped all day.
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- well, it's best to stay busy.
- I agree.
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In fact, they're starting
Some new classes
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This week at the center.
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I was thinking
I'd sign up for pottery.
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How about you come
Join me, deb?
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We can get our hands dirty.
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- that's a wonderful idea.
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- and they say
That doing something creative
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Is a highly effective way
To process your grief.
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- well, I'm italian.
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What I find highly effective
Is food and plenty of vino.
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- deb?
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- uh, um...
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- here we go.
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- deb?
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- oh.
How are you holding up, baby?
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- not as good as you.
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- here, I brought you this.
Some of vic's things.
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Thought you'd like them.
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- oh.
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Well, that's very thoughtful
Of you.
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Thank you.
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- there's some family photos,
His rings, and watch.
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There's also, uh,
A letter addressed to you.
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- a letter?
For me?
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- listen, would you mind
If I took off?
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I'm feeling a little tired.
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- oh, no. No, no, no.
You go ahead, you get some rest.
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Um, here. Take this.
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- no, that's all right...
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- no, no, no.
You're gonna eat, you hear me?
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And this too.
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- we'll be there for you too.
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- ah.
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I'm going to take off.
- see you later.
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- we'll get through this.
It's all right.
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- could you come by next week?
- okay.
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- just have dinner with us.
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- call me if you need anything,
Okay?
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- bye.
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Take care of yourself,
All right?
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- yeah.
- bye.
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[background chatter]
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- I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
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- I can't eat any more.
I'm stuffed.
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- ma, why don't you let mel
And linz and jennifer help you?
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- I'll take it.
Yes.
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- and I thought
It was a great idea.
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- what's that?
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- oh.
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It's a letter
From your uncle vic.
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- oh.
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- he wrote it to me
A few years ago when...
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He was sick and we thought
He was gonna die.
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- what does it say?
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- so I guess
That's the main thing.
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- you go right ahead.
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- it says...
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"We're gonna have a party."
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We're having a party.
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- seeing that box
And knowing vic was inside,
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That was...Tough.
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- I bet.
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- but debbie picked out
A real nice shirt...
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With...
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Hula dancers and palm trees.
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- at least he'll have
Something to wear
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When he goes out dancing.
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Uh, hope thai's okay.
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- it's amazing.
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- better taste it first.
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- I mean how caring you are.
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Just like everybody
At the meeting said.
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- I-I know how stressful
Funerals can be.
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I figured you could
Use a little...
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Comfort.
- mm.
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You figured right,
Counselor.
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- I got, uh, pad thai
And mee grob.
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- love it.
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You know what I kept thinking
The whole time?
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I know it's awful, but...
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That could've been me.
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All those people,
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Michael and brian,
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Mel and linz.
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Emmett.
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They could've been there
For my funeral.
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- [sighs]
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- you know what else
I was thinking?
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How much I wanted
To kiss you...
258
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,658
And bite you...
259
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,594
And fuck you...
260
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,396
And suck you.
261
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,465
- we should probably eat
Before it gets cold.
262
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,601
- better the pad thai
Than you.
263
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,205
- ted.
- mm-hmm?
264
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,007
- I was expecting
The funeral would be a disaster.
265
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,541
But as it turns out,
266
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,143
Your mother was well-behaved,
267
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,045
You made a beautiful speech,
268
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,147
And your hair looked great.
269
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,083
- thanks.
270
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,717
Didn't it seem
A little strange to you
271
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,686
How well she was holding up?
272
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,222
- well, my guess is
She's still in shock.
273
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,690
Besides, I've lost
Enough friends to know
274
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,059
There's no right
Or wrong way to behave.
275
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,560
Everyone grieves
In his own way
276
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,362
And in his own...
277
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,331
Time.
278
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,570
- jesus, do you smell that?
279
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:42,575
- hunter?
280
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,377
- what the hell are you doing?
281
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,714
- smoking your hidden joint.
What's it look like?
282
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,183
- is that why you didn't want
To come with us to my mom's?
283
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,985
So you could stay here
And get stoned?
284
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,586
- beats the hell
Out of eating cold cuts
285
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,523
And hearing stories about
Some old guy I hardly knew.
286
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,325
- that "Old guy" happened
To be my uncle.
287
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:02,062
- then you go get
All teary-eyed.
288
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:06,399
I prefer having a toke.
289
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,070
- we're fostering
A minor, michael.
290
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,505
If they found out we had pot
Or any other illegal substances
291
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,474
Around the house,
We could lose him.
292
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,675
- I forgot I even had it.
293
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,244
Brian gave it to me
For emergencies.
294
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,079
- he obviously went
Snooping and found it.
295
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,314
Michael?
296
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,654
What are you doing?
297
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,223
- this is an emergency.
298
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,224
- michael, we can't tell him
Not to use drugs
299
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,292
If we do it ourselves.
300
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,361
- of course we can.
301
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,330
That's what parenting's
All about.
302
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,606
- mm.
303
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,648
"A surprise awaits you."
304
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,118
- mm.
- what's yours say?
305
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,321
- "The man you love
Will slowly and sensually
306
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,156
"Peel off all his clothes
For you,
307
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,659
"Exposing his perfect body.
308
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,296
"Then he will
309
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,798
"Take out...
310
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,602
"His beautiful dick...
311
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,337
And you can suck it."
312
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,306
- this is one long fortune.
313
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,408
- [grunts]
314
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,044
There's more.
- oh?
315
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:31,451
- "Next, he'll rim
Your ass to get you crazy,
316
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,087
"Then ram his cock...
317
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:38,658
Up you and fuck you so hard,
You pass out."
318
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,863
- "In bed."
319
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,432
- hmm.
320
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,766
- you're supposed to add
"In bed"
321
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,568
To the end of every fortune.
322
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:53,173
- I was thinking
"On the floor."
323
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,775
- okay.
324
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,348
Mm.
325
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,317
[soft rock music]
326
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,718
*
327
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:10,190
[groans]
328
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,524
- what?
329
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,494
- nothing.
330
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,196
Your hand's cold.
331
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,399
- [chuckles]
I'll warm them up.
332
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:24,204
- that's okay.
333
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,806
I'm kind of tired.
334
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:34,781
*
335
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,755
- * and heaven and heaven
336
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,624
* and nature sing
337
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,294
* he rules the world
338
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,229
* with truth and grace
339
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:53,266
* and makes
The nations prove *
340
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,902
* the glories of
341
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,704
* his righteousness
342
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,373
* and wonders of his love
343
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,409
- okay. Um...
344
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,178
When I went to bed,
It was february,
345
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,846
And, uh,
I only took one xanax.
346
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,415
- shit!
347
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,783
- so exactly how long
Have I been asleep?
348
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,785
- fuck!
349
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,389
I can't tell if these branches
Are tops or bottoms.
350
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,525
- well, you got to ask
Another tree about that one.
351
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,294
Deb?
352
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,862
- huh?
353
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,964
Oh. Can't you see?
It's christmas.
354
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,933
- christmas.
355
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,201
- but before you call
The loony bin
356
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,302
And have them cart me away,
357
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,672
It's for a damn good reason.
358
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:36,276
Rodney brought me this letter
Vic wrote a few years ago,
359
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,478
At, uh--at the time we thought
We were going to lose him.
360
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,879
It was just before christmas.
The doctors said that, uh,
361
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,981
It didn't look like
He was going to make it.
362
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,351
So in this letter,
363
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,220
He made me promise
That even if he wasn't here,
364
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:51,958
He still wanted us have
The most beautiful holiday ever.
365
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,427
- but, deb, he was here.
366
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,296
And--and not just
For that christmas,
367
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,764
But for many more christmases.
368
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,700
- yeah, but he's gone now.
369
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,770
So I say, what better way
To pay tribute
370
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,005
Than to have
One last celebration?
371
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,243
- that's very sweet, deb.
But aren't you a little late?
372
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,613
- it doesn't matter.
373
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,847
If somebody you love
Writes you a letter
374
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,316
And asks you
To do something,
375
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,819
You got no choice
But to do it.
376
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,857
You know, chopping down
A fucking tree
377
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,293
Would've been easier.
378
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,667
- hey, sleepyhead.
379
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,637
[clears throat]
380
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,508
Alarm went off
Ten minutes ago.
381
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,379
- I know.
- hmm.
382
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:53,386
- well, don't you have places to
Be, things to do, people to see?
383
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,958
- you're right.
I should get up.
384
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,629
- oh...Ah.
385
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,364
First,
386
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,367
We should relieve
That morning stiffness.
387
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,537
- ted. Ted. Ted, plea...
Please. Please.
388
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,973
- what, not in the mood?
- it's not that.
389
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,576
- I don't...I-I don't think
We should do this anymore.
390
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,512
What? Cuddle without
Our clothes on?
391
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:24,317
Play "This little sex piggy
Went to market"?
392
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,696
- yes.
393
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,842
- oh.
394
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,084
- look, uh, ted, please,
395
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,453
Before you start thinking
It's something it's not...
396
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:04,491
- you mean, that it's me?
397
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,692
- it's not.
398
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,828
- yeah, of course.
Never is.
399
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,698
- I should have known better.
400
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,032
- than to get involved?
401
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,468
- it was a mistake.
402
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,470
- to fall in love?
403
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,906
Have sex?
Be close?
404
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:25,978
- th-the program says...
405
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,448
- fuck the program!
This is my life.
406
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,450
I'm allowed
To make my own decisions.
407
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,752
- yes, and as your counselor,
It's my responsibility
408
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,120
To help you make
The right ones.
409
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,989
- uh...You have.
410
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,492
You've helped me
More than you know.
411
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,993
It's like the woman
At that meeting said.
412
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,495
I don't know
What I would've done,
413
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,865
How I could've survived
Without you.
414
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,035
- it doesn't include
Sleeping with you.
415
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,606
- then why did you?
416
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:58,411
To make amends?
417
00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,948
- the same reason you did.
418
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,883
Because I wanted to.
419
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:07,520
- [scoffs]
420
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,088
- but it's hurting you.
421
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,791
- hurting me?
How could it be hurting me?
422
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,526
- because you need to focus
On yourself right now.
423
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,465
Nothing else is important,
And that includes me.
424
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,114
- the fucking asshole
Tripped me.
425
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,517
Then he lied,
Said it was an accident.
426
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,118
- what, so you hit him?
427
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,788
- got to stand up
For yourself.
428
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,456
- yeah, and what if
He'd made you bleed?
429
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,824
Everyone would need to
Know you're positive.
430
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,192
Is that what you want?
431
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,594
- yeah. That's exactly
What I want.
432
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,862
- look,
You've been doing great,
433
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,699
Better than anyone expected.
434
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,200
- proving what?
435
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,002
That hustlers not only
Can give expert head,
436
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,236
They can even write
A book report?
437
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,205
- no, that's not what I meant.
438
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,940
So why would you fuck it up?
439
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,676
- as if it matters
What I get on my s.A.T. Scores,
440
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,111
Or if I'm
A national merit scholar,
441
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:08,080
Since I'm going to end up
In a box like vic.
442
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,116
- whoa.
Okay, look.
443
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,852
Not long ago, the person
Who infected me died.
444
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,754
- you knew him?
- yeah.
445
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,956
- and you didn't kill him?
- he was my ex-lover.
446
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,991
- shit.
You can't trust anyone.
447
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,493
- the point is, afterward,
448
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,028
I did some pretty
Self-destructive things.
449
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,029
- like what?
450
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,697
- like taking steroids,
451
00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:25,998
Because I thought
They'd make me healthier.
452
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,099
But they only did
More harm than good.
453
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,701
And it didn't change the fact
454
00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:29,702
That I still have this thing
Inside of me,
455
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,003
Same as you, but...
456
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:34,106
No matter how scared
Or angry we are,
457
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,775
We can't self-destruct,
458
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,244
We can't let it sabotage
Our lives.
459
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,246
- I don't know what the fuck
You're talking about.
460
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,914
Dude, I told you.
461
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:45,985
The guy tripped me,
That's all.
462
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,987
- all right.
463
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:51,991
Well, that's all it was.
464
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:55,762
Come on, let's...
Let's go home.
465
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:07,273
- found donner and blitzen.
466
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,208
- want me to help
Round them up?
467
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:12,679
- thanks, honey.
I got the herd under control.
468
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,150
- holy christ!
469
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:22,521
- the creche scene.
Thanks for reminding me.
470
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,625
Been a long time
Since you've seen those, huh?
471
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,159
He used to love 'em.
472
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,062
Every year he'd say,
"Where the weindeer, ma?"
473
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:33,099
'cause every year
We'd put 'em up on the roof.
474
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,767
Then vic got sick.
475
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,970
But this year,
We're going all the way,
476
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:41,107
Just like we used to.
477
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,676
- well, I'll leave you
To your weindeer.
478
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,244
- w-where are you going?
479
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:49,616
- christmas shopping.
Only 310 days left.
480
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,252
[door closes]
481
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:55,655
- ma?
482
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,624
Ma...
483
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,329
- I must've gone up and down
These stairs 20 times today.
484
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,798
- I think it's really nice
What you're doing for uncle vic,
485
00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,734
But don't wear yourself out.
486
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,001
- oh, I'm fine, honey.
487
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,369
- well, at least
Let me help you.
488
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,138
- no, it's okay.
- well, I'm happy to...
489
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,339
- I already got it.
- well, just--
490
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,807
- michael,
Would you just let go?
491
00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,977
I don't want
Your goddamn help!
492
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,018
- ma...
493
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,022
- I-I just have to do this.
494
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:33,292
All of it by myself, okay?
- but why?
495
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:37,096
- because it was
Vic's last request.
496
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:40,232
And if I do
All of it perfectly,
497
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,003
The way he would've wanted,
Then maybe...
498
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:47,273
It just has to be right,
That's all. Okay?
499
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:51,678
Nothing can go wrong.
500
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,017
- [sighs]
501
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,385
[laughter]
502
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:02,722
- does no one
Respect privacy anymore?
503
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,991
Is it all
But a forgotten right?
504
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,293
- gus has been saying
"Dada" all day.
505
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:11,263
- so he's developed a sudden
Interest in german surrealism.
506
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,866
- I think he means you.
Try to be amusing.
507
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:17,136
He's been an enfant terrible
All day.
508
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,673
- oh, what's that?
509
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:24,744
Want to watch that?
510
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:27,279
Boop.
511
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,447
Do you see the...
512
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,784
Pretty boy, gus?
513
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,420
He not only knew how to live...
514
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,889
He also knew when to die.
515
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:39,191
- no.
- mm-hmm.
516
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,827
- no die.
517
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,095
- no seeing himself...
518
00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:46,265
Get old and gross.
519
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,970
Seeing himself
Gradually decompose,
520
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:55,775
No "Diapers revisited."
521
00:27:55,808 --> 00:28:00,112
He went out in a blaze
Of glory, both balls intact.
522
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,148
- isn't he a little young
For james dean?
523
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,183
- well, you don't want him
Watching teletubbies, do you?
524
00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,485
It might make him gay.
525
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,121
- you know, in your own
Weird, subversive way,
526
00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,958
You're not a bad father.
527
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:16,195
- well, I prefer to see myself
As the anti-dad.
528
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,797
- well, whatever you are...
529
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:18,831
If you'd like to
Spend more time with him,
530
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,499
All you have to do
Is ask.
531
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:25,504
- I think I'll stick to my
Uncredited cameo appearances.
532
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:29,942
- you know, one day
In the not-too-distant future,
533
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:33,379
We'll be watching him
Graduate from school.
534
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:35,748
Then I imagine he'll meet
A lovely young girl...
535
00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,084
Or boy.
536
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,485
Get married, maybe.
537
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:42,021
Have grandchildren, maybe.
538
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,255
- oh, you really know
How to kill a moment, don't you?
539
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,224
- don't worry.
540
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:50,229
I'm sure you'll be the hottest,
Handsomest anti-grandpa ever.
541
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:53,833
- instead he's joined
The pantheon of celebrities
542
00:28:53,866 --> 00:28:56,102
Who will be remembered
As being forever young
543
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,871
And unspoiled by time.
544
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,373
- and on top of everything else,
You have to get suspended.
545
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,843
- it's not like I called in
A bomb threat
546
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,144
Or went on a shooting spree.
547
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,013
- that's not the point,
Smartass!
548
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,981
I've got enough shit
To worry about
549
00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,116
Without having to worry
About you too.
550
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,284
- so stop worrying.
551
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,921
- I will worry as much
As I goddamn well please.
552
00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:16,255
What the hell
Were you thinking?
553
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,524
- I wasn't thinking anything.
554
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:19,859
- obviously.
555
00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,794
- [sighs]
556
00:29:21,828 --> 00:29:23,295
- you are not excused.
557
00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,131
- I'm not going to sit here
And get yelled at.
558
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,132
- then quit acting
Like an idiot.
559
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:28,000
- michael, stop.
560
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,336
- well, that's all we need,
For him to get into trouble.
561
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,138
- go to your room.
562
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,942
Go on.
563
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,877
[door slams]
564
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,881
- he's got to understand he
Can't go around picking fights.
565
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:45,151
And you can't coddle him.
- I wasn't coddling him.
566
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,552
- what he can use is
Some discipline.
567
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:49,221
- what he can use
Is some understanding.
568
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:52,424
Look, I know you got a lot
To deal with, but so does he.
569
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,161
- it's not his uncle
Who just died.
570
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,029
It's not his mother
Who's gone around the bend.
571
00:29:57,063 --> 00:30:00,332
- no, but he's the one
Who is 16, who's positive,
572
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:01,567
Who's dealing
With an hiv-related death
573
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,102
For the first time.
574
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,071
Try to imagine
How terrifying that must be.
575
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:07,606
So if he's acting out
Right now,
576
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:11,810
It's because
He's scared shitless.
577
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:19,852
- I'm sorry.
I didn't even think about it.
578
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:24,223
- why should you?
You don't have it.
579
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:30,262
[dishes clatter]
580
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:33,265
[my need playing]
581
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:41,240
*
582
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:56,923
- * serving at your pleasure
583
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:02,294
* happily your slave
584
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:08,067
* serving at your pleasure
585
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:13,906
* from cradle to grave
586
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:21,313
* I hear you call
587
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:26,318
* even when
You're not speaking *
588
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:31,323
* everything fades away
589
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:35,995
* but you
590
00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:37,463
- hey, look who it is!
591
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:40,066
Teddy boy.
Where the fuck have you been?
592
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,167
Doing the circuit?
593
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,601
- yeah.
594
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,170
- we're going over
To dr. C's later.
595
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:47,940
- hot, hot, hot!
- you wanna come, come, come?
596
00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:52,945
- uh...
No, thanks, guys.
597
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:55,281
I was wondering...
598
00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,283
That is, uh...
599
00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:58,284
If you have, you know...
600
00:31:58,317 --> 00:32:00,286
- a little tina?
601
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,454
[laughter]
602
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:05,191
- * tease me, honey
603
00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:08,227
*
604
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,563
- thanks.
- hey, hey.
605
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,232
A special one-time offer.
606
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,700
The first hit's on me.
607
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:17,536
[laughs]
608
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,208
- he's never
Turned me down before.
609
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:23,976
- I have to admit,
It doesn't sound like
610
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:27,313
The brian kinney we all know
And feel ambivalent about.
611
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:29,415
- gotta go.
612
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,719
- teddy!
613
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:41,693
*
614
00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,737
- maybe I'm getting
Too old for him.
615
00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,005
Maybe it's the hair.
616
00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:54,273
- honey, I love the hair.
617
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,641
And if you're too old,
618
00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,209
The rest of us
Should be in assisted care.
619
00:32:57,243 --> 00:32:59,645
- then what?
- maybe you're in a slump.
620
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,614
It happens in the best
Of non-relationships.
621
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,217
Try spicing it up.
622
00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:06,785
- but there's nothing,
623
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,787
And practically no one,
We haven't done.
624
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,624
- all it takes
Is a couple of new ingredients
625
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:17,463
To perk up
An old, familiar dish.
626
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:20,599
- yeah!
627
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,236
Oh, yeah.
628
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:27,239
[won't be long playing]
629
00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:35,181
*
630
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:57,336
- * in the dark,
But I can see *
631
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,470
* some kind of vision
632
00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:01,707
- he is hot.
- uh-huh.
633
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,209
- * loose the chains
634
00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:04,576
- thought you might like
A long, hard night
635
00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:07,413
After a long, hard day.
636
00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,315
- um...
637
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,550
You know,
I just remembered, I...
638
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,153
Left something at the office.
639
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,822
- * day by day now,
Finally I'm *
640
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,424
- brian...
641
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:23,829
- * with the hands of time
642
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,831
* won't be long
643
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,466
- god.
644
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,835
- I want you to wear
Something nice to the party.
645
00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:31,837
That new sweater we got you.
646
00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,705
It's a special occasion, and
She'll want us to look our best.
647
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,441
And if there's time
After school to get a haircut...
648
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:38,344
- you done with my makeover?
649
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:43,249
- yeah, I'm done.
- good, because I'm not going.
650
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:52,224
- the least you could do
Is try and make an appearance.
651
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,395
- I don't do the santa ride,
652
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,730
Especially when it's
Not even fucking christmas.
653
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:02,234
- it's important to her
To respect vic's wishes.
654
00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:03,769
- so what's she
Going to do when I croak?
655
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:06,138
Throw me an easter egg hunt?
656
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,673
- you're not going to croak.
657
00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,608
You're going to be around
For a long, long time.
658
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:12,511
- how do you know?
659
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:15,247
Answer me.
660
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:21,253
- I don't.
- then don't fucking say it.
661
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,755
- that's why it's important
That we all live in the now,
662
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,524
Like ben says.
663
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,626
- that's awesome advice, dude.
664
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:31,230
Ben's buddhist bullshit
Has really inspired me.
665
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:34,733
Well, I'd better get a move on
Before I run out of "Now."
666
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,538
- hey.
667
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,341
Hey, hey!
668
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:52,284
You don't have to go
If you don't want to.
669
00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:57,556
Come on.
670
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:13,405
[knock on door]
671
00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:15,974
- who is it?
672
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:19,177
- the ghost of christmas past.
673
00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:32,824
Season's greetings.
674
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:36,695
Trying to get
In the spirit for vic's, uh...
675
00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:40,332
Never mind.
676
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:45,304
I just stopped by to tell you
That I, uh, read your letter.
677
00:36:45,337 --> 00:36:47,306
- oh, you did?
678
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,576
- a few times, actually.
679
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,578
It was very well-written.
680
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,346
And fabulous stationery.
681
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,714
- oh yeah,
I-I got it
682
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,383
At that little store
You turned me on to,
683
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,717
You know, where you got
Your business cards done.
684
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,619
- oh, I love that store.
685
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,322
And that cute british guy,
Morgan, who runs it?
686
00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:04,623
- yeah. He's a hottie,
Isn't he?
687
00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,458
- [purrs]
Yeah.
688
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,327
I've always been such
A silly slut for that accent.
689
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,463
You know, one "Cheerio," and
My legs are up pointing north.
690
00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:16,468
[laughs]
691
00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:20,739
Um, yeah, the--
The letter. Uh...
692
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,008
So I, uh...
I read it and...
693
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:26,011
- wait a minute. You gave the
Letter back to me. I ditched it.
694
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:29,348
- luckily for both of us,
695
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:34,286
Um, blake retrieved it
And, um, gave it back to me.
696
00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:39,891
- I, uh...
Didn't know he did that.
697
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,394
- well, I'm--I'm, uh...
I'm glad he did,
698
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:45,397
'cause to tell you
The truth...
699
00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,766
There was a part of me that...
700
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:51,703
Didn't want you to recover.
701
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,772
Wanted you to be in pain,
702
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:58,710
Felt like you deserved it.
703
00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,679
Pretty cunty, huh?
704
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:04,650
- not really.
705
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:08,420
I felt the same way myself.
706
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:12,658
- anyway, um...
707
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:15,461
Gotta hand it to him.
He's a damn good counselor.
708
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:16,962
And a...
And a damn good friend
709
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,798
To care about you that much.
710
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,601
You're lucky to have him.
711
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:26,004
Well, teddy, I, uh...
712
00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:30,476
I just wanted
To wish you the best.
713
00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:43,455
- you look like
You could use a blow job.
714
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,357
- I'll settle for a joint.
715
00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:48,860
I suddenly feel
A preponderance of death.
716
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,500
- isn't that a play
By arthur miller?
717
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:58,670
- it's an unsettling observation
By michael novotny.
718
00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:04,610
Everywhere I turn, I'm...
719
00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:09,114
Confronted with the inevitable
Fact of one's mortality.
720
00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:13,919
- death can really
Hang you up the most.
721
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,388
- I don't mean just vic.
722
00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:20,792
Ben and hunter.
723
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,061
Man, it's a...
724
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,896
A horrible thing to say.
725
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,765
I don't even like
To think it, but...
726
00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:30,469
They could die
Just like him...
727
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,037
And I'd be the one left
728
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:36,675
To pack up their stuff
And turn out the lights.
729
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:41,012
- * together,
Hand in hand *
730
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,748
- just because
They're positive doesn't mean
731
00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:47,185
They're going to be
The first to go.
732
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:51,890
Hell, it could be you.
733
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,493
You could step out
In the street...
734
00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:57,095
Get hit...
735
00:39:57,128 --> 00:40:00,699
By a mercedes kompressor.
736
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,068
So much classier than a bus.
737
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,537
- thanks.
738
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,507
- go down to the post office
To buy a stamp...
739
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,909
Get blown away
By a disgruntled postal worker.
740
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,444
In case you haven't noticed,
741
00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:16,582
These days,
They're all disgruntled.
742
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:19,651
- * quiet as a grave
743
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:22,187
*
744
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,790
* out beyond
745
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,958
*
746
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,961
- I just...
747
00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:33,965
I just get scared
At the thought of being alone.
748
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,137
- it's how we all came in.
749
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,675
It's how we're all going out.
750
00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:45,544
- yeah, but until then, I'd...
751
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:49,247
I'd prefer at least the illusion
That someone else will be there,
752
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,819
If only temporarily.
753
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,621
- believe what you want,
But...
754
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,689
The less you have to hold on to,
The easier it is to let go.
755
00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:59,758
[bottles clink]
756
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,695
- maybe so.
757
00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:08,166
Still, I'm glad I have you.
758
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:11,870
- who said anything about me?
759
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,773
- well...
760
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:17,643
It's nice to know
That no matter what happens,
761
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:21,847
We'll always have each other,
Like we always have.
762
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,650
Right?
763
00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:39,297
- need a lift?
764
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,267
- uh, hey. It's okay.
I don't have that far to walk.
765
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:46,004
- getting cold.
Feels like snow.
766
00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,674
- thanks anyway.
767
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:49,908
- please?
768
00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,283
- look, uh...
769
00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,885
Ted, I already tried
To explain to you.
770
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:00,952
I don't know what else
To tell you.
771
00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:04,055
- then let me talk, okay?
772
00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:05,557
Look, after you told me
773
00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,292
You didn't want
To see me anymore...
774
00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:08,894
- I said it wasn't a good idea
For us to see each other.
775
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:11,830
- right. I was so upset,
You know what I did?
776
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,700
- no.
777
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:18,169
- dr. C's finest.
778
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,338
Good price too.
779
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,173
- shit.
780
00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,909
- but after walking it around,
781
00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,844
I did a little accounting,
And I figured,
782
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,914
Doing this would put me
Back in the minus column.
783
00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,983
This time, maybe permanently.
So I decided to pass.
784
00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:38,690
- a wise decision.
785
00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:42,694
- look, when we first met...
786
00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:45,664
I fell in love because you
Needed me to take care of you.
787
00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,332
This time, I fell in love
788
00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:51,202
Because I needed you to
Take care of me, and you have.
789
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:54,139
In fact, I wouldn't even be
Standing here right now
790
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,975
If it wasn't for you.
791
00:42:57,008 --> 00:43:00,612
And I am so sorry...
792
00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:05,583
If I was too selfish
And too horny to see it.
793
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:11,757
- th-thank you...
794
00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,158
Ted.
795
00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:24,269
- so where does that leave us?
I mean...
796
00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:26,371
Besides being stuck
With lousy timing once again.
797
00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:31,376
- yeah, we do seem
To have that, don't we?
798
00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:34,245
Maybe one day,
The timing will be right.
799
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:37,382
- you think?
800
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,751
- one can hope.
801
00:43:39,785 --> 00:43:42,387
- [scoffs]
802
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:47,125
- oh...
803
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,761
Just in case
You get tempted.
804
00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:06,144
- what do you know?
805
00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:09,915
It's snowing.
806
00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:19,825
- I can't believe
You're taking off.
807
00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,027
- flight 18.
808
00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:24,429
Barcelona and madrid.
809
00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:27,098
Care to help me
Practice my spanish?
810
00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:29,034
Como esta usted?
811
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:32,370
- I'm fine, thank you,
But you must be demented.
812
00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:35,206
- it's one of those
Spontaneous sort of things.
813
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,775
- and how are we
Supposed to...
814
00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:39,210
Spontaneously
Sort of cover for you
815
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:40,912
While you're tanning
Your ass?
816
00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:43,448
You have meetings
With remson, brown, eyeconics.
817
00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:47,352
- they can wait. They can
All wait until I get back.
818
00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,354
- and when are you
Coming back?
819
00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:51,823
- I'll let you know.
820
00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:53,925
- [chuckles] I have worked
For you for five years,
821
00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,961
And I've never known you
To just take off.
822
00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:59,931
So why now, when you've
Just opened up your own firm,
823
00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:01,933
Would you suddenly
Decide that...
824
00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:04,202
- well, that's the point of
Being your own boss, isn't it?
825
00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:06,237
Make your own hours,
Come and go as you please,
826
00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,206
Not answer to anyone.
827
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,108
- almost anyone.
828
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,209
- ah, the ball and chain.
829
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,845
Cynthia...
830
00:45:13,879 --> 00:45:15,881
Would you excuse us?
831
00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:17,949
- be sure to eat
Plenty of fresh fruit
832
00:45:17,983 --> 00:45:20,986
And drink
Lots of tap water.
833
00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:22,120
- where are you going?
834
00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:25,791
- ibiza.
I'm leaving tonight.
835
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,762
- without me?
836
00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,497
- well, you're going
Back to school, remember?
837
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:35,166
And it would be
Highly irresponsible
838
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,902
Of me
To just pull you out.
839
00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:39,838
- fuck school.
Fuck the bet.
840
00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,539
Fuck you. I mean, we're
Supposed to go together.
841
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:46,411
- we're not fucking married!
842
00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:51,416
And I don't need to get
Your fucking permission
843
00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:56,287
If I want to go somewhere.
844
00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,431
- you're right.
845
00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:08,433
You're absolutely right.
846
00:46:08,466 --> 00:46:13,271
We have no obligation
To tell each other anything.
847
00:46:13,304 --> 00:46:15,273
Look, if I did something
Or said something
848
00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:19,210
To piss you off,
I didn't mean to.
849
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:25,316
- it's not you.
850
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:28,019
- hey, what is it?
851
00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:30,822
Then what?
852
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,300
Okay.
853
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,569
You go do
Whatever you have to do
854
00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:47,305
For whatever reason
You have to do it.
855
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:52,243
I just want you to know
I love you.
856
00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:54,479
And I'll be here
When you get back.
857
00:47:32,117 --> 00:47:35,353
- * deck the halls
With boughs of holly *
858
00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:38,123
* rockin' around
The christmas tree *
859
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:42,127
* have a happy holiday
860
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:45,230
* everyone dancing merrily
861
00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:56,141
* in the new
Old-fashioned way *
862
00:47:56,174 --> 00:48:00,011
[cheers and applause]
863
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:02,013
- thank you.
864
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:04,382
- you're too kind.
865
00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:05,650
- I always knew
That shanda leer
866
00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,252
Would be back
On her heels again.
867
00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:09,988
- you can't keep
A good drag queen down.
868
00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,390
So is it true gentlemen
Prefer blondes?
869
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:15,426
- I don't know about gentlemen,
But dirty old men sure do.
870
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,995
- even better.
871
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:18,696
- I keep thinking,
I can hardly wait
872
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,298
For all
The after-christmas sales.
873
00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,333
Then I remember
It isn't christmas.
874
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:24,002
- deb really went all out.
875
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,270
- how about those elves
876
00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:27,138
In leather harnesses
In the front yard?
877
00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:30,175
- that was uncle vic's idea.
878
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,010
- help yourself.
Try the santa one.
879
00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:33,478
It was vic's favorite.
880
00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:38,149
When he was a kid,
He used to bite the head off.
881
00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:40,418
- I wish he were here now
To share these with us.
882
00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:44,289
- who's to say he isn't?
So let him see you smile.
883
00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:46,591
Go.
[laughs]
884
00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:49,494
- * and heaven
And nature sing *
885
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:51,562
* and heaven and heaven
886
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:54,165
- want some?
887
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,101
- oh, actually,
I hate eggnog.
888
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:57,468
- ah, me too.
889
00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,604
Somehow I feel obligated.
890
00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:01,106
- * he rules the world
891
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:03,741
* with truth and grace
892
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,077
- well.
893
00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:08,313
One nice thing about celebrating
Christmas off-season...
894
00:49:08,346 --> 00:49:11,649
- the rates are cheaper?
895
00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:15,753
- you get to be reminded again
To love your fellow man.
896
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:19,324
- * his righteousness
897
00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:20,658
- merry christmas, em.
898
00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:22,627
- you too, teddy.
899
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:25,063
- * and wonders of his love
900
00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:26,464
[bells ringing]
901
00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:29,367
- can I have
Everybody's attention, please?
902
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,038
Everybody, come on in.
903
00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:39,377
This year, christmas
Has come a little early,
904
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,380
Or a little late,
Depending on how you look at it.
905
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:45,783
But, uh, either way
It's here.
906
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:49,620
And, um, that's 'cause that's
The way vic would've wanted it,
907
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,122
To have all his friends
908
00:49:51,156 --> 00:49:54,359
Celebrating
His favorite holiday...
909
00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:55,693
And him.
910
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:58,029
- hear, hear.
All: hear, hear.
911
00:49:58,063 --> 00:50:02,533
- so now, time to add
The finishing touch
912
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,669
To the festivities.
913
00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:06,371
Every year, vic and I used to
914
00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:09,574
Fight about who gets to put
The angel on the tree.
915
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:12,510
Usually he won, 'cause...
916
00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:14,245
I let him.
917
00:50:14,279 --> 00:50:17,182
[laughs]
918
00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:20,051
But now...
919
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:23,421
This year, baby brother...
920
00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:28,426
I'm doing it, in your honor.
921
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:30,695
- careful, ma.
922
00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:32,397
If I can climb up
On top of a roof,
923
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:37,202
I can climb up on top
Of a fuckin' chair.
924
00:50:42,307 --> 00:50:43,741
- hey.
925
00:50:43,774 --> 00:50:46,711
[applause]
926
00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:51,282
- oh!
- jesus.
927
00:50:51,316 --> 00:50:52,817
- no.
928
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:56,187
No!
929
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:03,828
- * glory to god
930
00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:06,097
- it had to be perfect.
931
00:51:06,131 --> 00:51:09,567
- ma...
- no, it had to be perfect!
932
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:14,739
It had to be perfect!
933
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:20,478
- * oh,
Come let us adore him *
934
00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:21,512
* oh, come
935
00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:26,851
[heart monitor beeping]
936
00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:28,319
- okay, mr. Kinney,
937
00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:32,390
Relax and count backwards
From ten.
938
00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:38,796
- ten...
939
00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:41,332
[just relax and breathe
Playing]
940
00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:45,503
Nine...
941
00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:46,871
Eight...
942
00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,406
*
943
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,741
Seven...
944
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,343
*
945
00:51:52,377 --> 00:51:55,380
- * just relax
946
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:59,784
* and breathe
947
00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:02,353
* just relax
948
00:52:02,387 --> 00:52:06,157
* and breathe
949
00:52:06,191 --> 00:52:08,259
* let everything
950
00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:13,231
* slip away
951
00:52:13,264 --> 00:52:18,936
* let everything slip away
952
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:24,375
*
953
00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:28,179
* dreamless sleep
954
00:52:28,213 --> 00:52:33,384
* dreamless sleep
955
00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:35,453
*
956
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:41,426
* fall into the light
957
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:42,727
*
958
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,932
* fall into the light
959
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:53,804
*
960
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:56,874
* pray the lord
961
00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:58,976
* my soul
962
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:04,882
* to keep
963
00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:10,221
* ah
964
00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:11,989
*
965
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:17,995
* ah
966
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:19,430
*
967
00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:25,336
* ah
968
00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:26,704
*
969
00:53:26,737 --> 00:53:32,443
* ah
970
00:53:32,477 --> 00:53:40,385
*
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