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- Mr.

Bressler.

Mr.

- What? I'm a growing boy.
- Yeah, the

- Boy's got the back,
- Babe.

Do you guys need any help?
Oh, fuck. Oh, so excited.

It's really cute. Oh my God,
this is gonna be so fun.

- We're gonna have a trip
together. Oh, come on. Let's go.

Thank you. Thanks boys.
You don't need to hop,

- Right?

No, we're good. Let's

- Go.

Oh, it's so quiet here

- And romantic,
- Babe.

This is so cute. Good
job. Look at the moon.

All right, let the
vacation begin.

- Movie night.
- Ooh. Yeah.

Let's watch
something work. Yeah.

- Does edibles about
kicking? Can we watch

- A comedy pussy?

Oh, Mike, back me up
on this. Huh? Mike.

There's no wifi.

Where's the tv?
Who's got a raid?

- Babe, you booked us a
house with no TV or wifi.

- First of all, I didn't
know there wasn't any wifi.

And secondly, there's
definitely a TV here.

It must be in the guest house.

- Well, can you get off the
toilet and show it to us?

- Every time I try to
go take a shit, I mean,

- Can I take a shit?

And please.

- Damn,

- Babe, look at those stars.

There's so many. There's
200 billion trillion.

Million trillion. Whoa.

- Yeah.
- Wait, watch out, babe.

You're very high, huh?

- Whoa.
- That's true.

- Okay, Mike. Ta-da.
- Really? That's it.

- It's not the
size that matters.

- Says the guy with a small tv.

- Nice.

Fuck dude. I tried.

- Ugh. Welcome to the Stone Age.

- Hmm? What is that
thing? It's a VCR, man.

- No, it's a
- Vhs.

- You put in the V. Same thing.

Not like a home baby. No idea.

But it says Claimy,
so it's not working.

- Maybe it's backwards.

- You are lucky.

- Something feels
weird about this.

- Yeah, I'm rolling.
All right guys,

I just wanna get a
quick intro full bit,

and then we can all go
back to doing whatever.

Okay. Hey guys. So a few
of us are heading out

to the desert version,
Jay Tree, baby.

We have my girl, Chloe at C
Fit Baby, you already know.

And my home girl from
way back you Lilly means

it's just Mina.

But that is her YouTube channel
name, and she's really good.

So go subscribe if
you're not Thanks,

- Mina. Say hi,

- Erin.

Sing the camera mic
this way? Yeah. Okay.

We also have some
fellas here with

- What up?

Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.
I'd like you to meet Dwayne.

- The Rob Johnson. Okay.

Anyway, anyways, we are
heading out to the desert

for a few days because
the world has gone crazy

and it feels like it's just
getting crazier, right?

Not to mention all
the online hate.

You guys know I love
you, but seriously,

some people are just
so mean nowadays.

- And polluters. What?

The corporations, man,
they're fucking up the planet,

- Right?

Like I was saying, we had
no choice but to escape.

And also, let's not
forget the true gentleman

behind the camera,
my videographer,

and one of my favorite
people in the world.

Aaron showed them that
bass. He's pretty cute.

We're behind the scenes guy,
huh? So we're getting off

so rid, and we're gonna chill

and find you getting
peace and inspiration.

Chase on a rental. Oh, I

- Got a sweet deal online,
- Bro.

And Aaron's gonna, my
God fucking shit, Noah.

- Sorry. That fucking
guy was in the middle

of our lane. Fuck fucking

- Dude.

You were definitely
drifting, bro. I was.

That guy was in the middle of
our lane. I, she's cargo now.

How's cargo? Hey,
you okay? Ah, yeah.

- It's
- So joy.

Why are we stopping
here? Because I really
love this place.

I have to fucking
piss relax here.

Yeah, there's only place
for like 50 miles, so, yes.

- Okay. Boot, gas, liquor.

- Chase.
- Yep.

- You can fill it up, right?
Yeah, I got you. Thanks, baby.

This is, excuse me, sir, do
you have a bathroom? I can use

- Broken.

- Okay, then what do
you do when someone has

to use the bathroom?

- You don't get a lot
of water out here, so,

- Okay.

Fuck.

- Okay. What do you
think you wanna do?

Wine, beer, vodka, tequila.
Let's just get all of that.

Okay,

- Lisa?

Oh, I got it. I got it.

- Each one of you girls
is prettier than the next.

- Oh, thank you.

- Or making a movie, huh?

- Yeah. Kind of a weekend
getaway type thing.

- How do I watch this movie?

- Do you have Instagram?

What? Nevermind.

- Just this.

- You all think you're
better than me? What?

I said, do you all think
you're better than me?

- Why would, why would
we think that we're

- Yo, man, it's all good.

What? Nobody here said anything.

It's all good. Yeah.

- No one said anything.

Watch you. No
connecting with you.

- Okay, now I'm in the movie.

62. Perfect. Keeps

- Change.

- Okay,

let's go.

- Hell, that guy was
such a fucking perf

- Dude, the way he looked
into my camera. Okay,

- Guys, be nice.

I'm sure he's very
lonely out here.

- What happened?
- No,

the gas station guy. He
was just super creepy.

- Do I need to say
something? No, it's

- The little one.

Forgot this.

- Thanks, dude.

- Hey, what are we doing?
Sorry, man, back there.

No, you want to follow
pace of business for you?

We go, there we go. There
go. Oh my God. Okay.

That's crazy. Oh, my,

- Tracy, where is this place?

Yeah, I feel like we've
really middle the middle

of nowhere. Yeah. How are we

- Lost? Really? Middle? No,

- It's, it's, oh,
look at that house.

This a, I think that's
it on the right.

Oh, is this, no one
is around. Oh, is that

- Getaway?

Shit. I mean, when
we said off the grid,

we are getting,
yo, look at that.

- Let's get out. Get, I
need to get outta here.

Do you wanna get out?
Yeah. Wow. My God. Oh,

- Yeah.

- Hate
- It.

- My, he put the, yeah.

Oh my gosh. Oh, shit.
Whoa. I mean, whoa.

Whoa.

- This place is beautiful.
I love it. Oh, okay.

- Wait until you see the whole

- Property, Aaron.

Oh my gosh. Let's see.

- Look at that thing.

Wow. I actually love
this. Okay, come here.

So we have this
gorgeous Spanish paint

and these funky little faces.

- Okay. Those are me.
- This really feels like

home away from home.

So there's just two bedrooms.

- Oh, this is just
the guest house.

- Okay, well, dibs and

Eric, why don't you
take the other one?

- Say this. Where are
we sleep in? Big guy.

Oh, the main house.
Ooh, main house. The

- Main house.

You go,

- Woo.

Look at that. You ready?

- Wow. Okay. Wow.

So we just got to the
house and it's amazing.

But there is one thing
that the listing mentioned

that I check out the pool.

Yes, it is as beautiful
as the photos.

And you're gonna catch
me in there right now.

- Is the whole trip
gonna be like this?

You cleaning already?
New girl? No, I just

- Don't worry about her.

She's just messing
with you and Lauren

after a few talking bits.

She likes that fly on
the wall type of footage.

We've seen her content, right?

- Not really,
- Really?

- I mean, I post my music,

but I try to stay
off social media.

- So you haven't
even seen my videos.

- No. Sorry, I, it's
nothing personal.

I'm sure they're amazing.

- Y'all ready? Yes. Y'all ready?

- Yes. - Hey, Aaron, I
want you to get this.

We've been waiting.
Hey, here we go.

- Oh. Oh, shit.
This is pretty nice.

- Wow. Nice. This is actually,

- My gosh.

Okay. I like, wow, babe, you
really didn't fuck this one up.

- I got mine.

- Chase. Where's Mina's bedroom?

- I, there's a dope pullout
couch right there. So

- You did fuck it up.

I can totally do the couch.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

No way. No. Noah.

- Yeah.
- Get out of Mina's bedroom.

- What?
- You're on the couch?

- No, I, I drove.

- I don't care that you
drove. You're on the couch.

- Well, I don't care.
You're on the couch.

- Noah.
- Lauren.

- Noah. I'm
- So tall.

- Yeah, but you're so tiny.
- Skinny.

- You're skinny. Come
on, get on the couch.

- Couch. You're welcome.
- I'm so sorry.

- Jessica Max.
- All of them.

- Babe. I'm about
to hit the pool with

- A cold beverage right now.

You want a one or two?

- How about we go to
the pool a little later?

- Okay. Yeah. Agree.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- You don't always have
to be filming. You know,

- The more I film
now, the less I have

to film later right now.

Relax.

- Yeah. But I just don't want
you feeling like you always

have to be doing something,
you know? It should be fine.

- Yeah, I know.

And it's gonna be good. Thanks
for the invite, by the way.

- Yeah. Thanks, Lauren. This
is really what I needed.

Break from the
horror of the world.

- Well, I don't
know about you guys,

but I have been
doom scrolling 24 7,

so I'm kind of loving that.

There's no wifi here.

- I'm glad you guys
are happy. Cheers.

Oh, Aaron can get it.

- Guys. We're coming. Okay.

- From a kick. Better back up

the ground.

Better. Believe me. Knocking
out your beef, beef, beef, beef

fell down the up and
slapping on the steam

as going in work.

I get the foot in work.

I'm leaving dead body parts
on the grass fell fast.

I'm coming up.

Damn. I miss, it's
getting kind of fucker.

I, I need it. I'm so, I need it.

I can't make up my mind
when I'm hacking. You know?

I be like, mission jacket,
mission, miss you here checkup.

Miss you checkup, man.

I'll be overreacting when
I'm bail with the homies.

We be cracking. No, my
dear. It's a gab bus.

You know your y It's a gab
bus. I'm telling you right now.

Huh? Oh, yeah. It's a gag of
bus, you know? Yeah. Y yeah.

It's a gab bus. You know?

You know, you know your, oh,
it's a gag of bus, you know?

Yeah. It's a gag of bus. I'm
telling you right now. Gag

- Another round.

Hey, hey. Hey. Cheers. Oh
yeah. Come on. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Look.

Oh, why my drink?
Oh my God. A finger.

Oh, I gotta relax.
They're rubber. God.

Noah, you're
literally 12. Come on,

- Mina.

Are you okay?

- Hey Noah.
- Fuck you.

- Dude. My camera on,
babe. Come on, babe

- Is fine.

Are you seeing this

- Asshole
- Fucking Yes.

Hey, Noah brought the fuco
in. It's his idea. Thank you.

Thank you all.

Now Chase, get your
big ass out here

and have a colada
for you, my man.

Get some shit.

- Whatever.
- Okay. Not again,

- Bro.

We're not falling
through that shit again.

- Oh, damn. Is
that fucking glass?

- Yeah. Mina dropped the,

- No, it means it
was not your fault.

No, this was because of your
stupid finger. There's a prank.

Guys clean it up. We
have to go outside.

- Lemme help.

- Ow. Hold still, babe.
But I'm trying. It hurts.

This is hilarious.
Trying to get it out.

- Oh, damn. What if you
did? Don't record this.

Oh, this is gold. Oh God.

- Okay. Okay. Okay. So good.

- Ow. Okay. Alright. We're
done. We're done. Okay.

Okay. That's it. That's it.
We're done. Oh my God. Yeah.

- Shit.

I'm sorry. Means don't be silly.

- Chase is an idiot. I
feel like it wasn't the

greatest first impression.

Okay, well, bug
first impressions.

I'm really happy right here.

It's been ages and I missed you.

Yeah, yeah.

I haven't heard from
you in years. Okay.

Well, you know how things
get. I'm busy. Okay.

And maybe I saw your posts

and thought you
could use some sun.

- How is he a
bandage up his foot?

Propped him up on a couch.

He's a little
bummed out, but I'm

sure he'll nap it off soon.

I feel bad. Don't.

That's what he gets from
messing with the new girl.

- Actually, Chloe, I've
known Mina longer than you,

so technically you are
the new girl. Aw, sweetie.

- My life doesn't revolve
around your life. Sunlight.

- Well, I appreciate the invite.

It's nice to get to
know some new people.

It's kind of hard these
days. Oh, you're too sweet.

- You know what else
is nice? This breeze.

- Oh, sorry. I, I didn't
know anyone was staying here.

They usually tell me what's a

45 minute drive back?

You mind if I just clean
the pool real quick? Hello?

- Are you filming me?
What's with the cameras?

- Good morning. Oh. Oh my God.

You scared me.

- Time is 6:00 AM
What? I'm just kidding.

Saw almost five here.
I got you. A margarita.

- Thanks. No, I
prefer a martini.

- A martini. Wow. You are too
sophisticated for this crowd.

Just, geez.

The sun knocked me out, knocked
everyone out, went inside

to go dump some footage.

Came back out and
everybody was snoring away.

- Me too. - You're the
only quiet sleeping.

You know, I was watching
some of your videos.

Not too bad on the ukulele.
I love your voice, too.

- Thanks. That's nice.

- You know Lauren from
high school, right?

- Preschool.
- Actually, I was closed,

- But we went to high
school together too.

- What was she like back then?
- Loved finger paint.

Hated nap time.
Peter pants a lot.

- Totally meant high school.
But I guess that works too,

- Aaron,

so are you always
gonna film for her,

or are you on your way to
directing superhero movies?

- I'm more of a mystery
thriller guy myself.

But that's a story
for another time.

I gotta go back to work. Great.

Hey. And don't feel bad
about the whole chase thing.

He's what you call
a big dumb idiot.

I would've dropped the last two.

- Thanks. That finger was
really freaky. It's a classic,

- Noah.

You'll get used to it. Maybe

- Aaron, we have to record this.

Look at these strawberries I
got at the farmer's market. Oh,

- Wow.

- I know, right. And ethically
produced artisan chocolate

with organically sourced cacao.

- Say that five times fast.

- Ethically produced
artisan chocolate

with organically sourced
cacao, ethically produced artan

chocolate with
organically sourced
cacao, ethically produced

artisan chocolate with
organically sourced cacao.

I really thought I was gonna
get it. All right. Okay.

So just get a shot of me,
like slowly dipping it

and make it sensual.

- I can do that.
- I know you can.

Oh my God, you have to try this.

- Oh my God. Right?
No, it's all good.

- Oh, you have a
little on your own.

- Where
- Just

- Thanks.

- Yeah. Hey, so
I've been thinking,

- Yeah, - Maybe it's time we
start getting you in front

of the camera a little more.

You know, show the people
you're pretty face.

- You know, I don't like to be

in front of the camera, camera.

- I know that you don't like
to be in front of the camera,

but you make a
really great team.

And I think we
turn a lot of heads

because we have such chemistry.

- You know, we have a
really great thing going.

Why would we change it?

- You wouldn't
want anything more,

- Laura, - You still
have little on your own.

Just, oh, okay.

Fuck me. Obviously you
don't wanna do that,

- Lauren.

- No, it's fine.
- I'm sorry.

- Whatever. It's fine.

- Look, I really like you.

We're great friends.
I love working with

- You.

All right, Erin.
It's actually fine.

I, I do wanna shoot the

strawberries, but
let's just do it later.

Okay.

- A work of art. Aaron, you
can drink bottle all you want.

And we're gonna be drinking it.

- Cheer, guys.

- Okay. Noah's next.
- Yeah,

- I still think we should
have played truth or dare.

- Oh, it's more fun this
way because you get the best

of both worlds and
you strip quick.

This is the girl with
one sock. Yes. Okay.

Okay. No, no, I know it. Your
turn. Okay. Your truth. Yeah.

Take your time. Okay.

Noah, who is the first guy

that made you realize you?

Damn bro. Fuck.

- Okay. Lauren, you know him.

- Connor, wait,
did you sleep with

- Him? I don't have
to answer that.

- Oh, wait, Connor,
he's a bartender at

Jones and he went
to my high school.

Don't say anything to
him. I would never,

I wonder, hunter Jess.

Yes. From AP bio. Yes. Yes, yes.

And you remember, you remember
him when he used to come in

with that ridiculous
belt buckle.

And he'd be like,
how do y'all do it?

Thank you for giving
me something you
regret. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Next. You're
dare dare. Hmm. Okay.

I dare you to kiss chase.

- Fuck. No. I'm a
little offended.

You took your shirt
off so fast, bro. Okay.

- Nina,
- Your truth

is, what was your
greatest childhood fear?

- Spiders. I hate spiders.
No means do not lie.

You are afraid of the dark.
It was like a whole thing.

Every single time we had a
sleepover, even in high school,

we had to have a nightlife,
even in high school.

Okay. Strip. I was more
afraid of spiders. Bullshit.

Take it off. Take

- Off.

Take. Take it off. Take

- Off.

Ooh, Nina. Welcome.

Okay. Dare I

dare you to walk
around the house

alone in the dog, not alone.

And you can always
take off more clothes

- Or you can just walk along
with walls. It'd be fine.

- Yeah. There is
nothing out there.

- Yeah. Except for spider.

Hey, we're gonna need proof.

- You got it. Be careful.

- Shut. That's
me. No, that's me.

No,

- Guys,

are you okay?

- There's something
out there chasing.

- No, I don't think there's
anything to add there.

- There was - Maybe a coyote
or something. Oh my god. Shit.

I didn't think you were
gonna freak out this bad.

Alright, come on, let's go.

- Okay, so what do
you need to tell me?

- Right? We're back.
Oh, that took forever.

Are you okay?

- Something was out there.
Probably a mountain lion.

I don't know, babe.
I'm not a zoo. We

just, it's Aaron's turn. Hey,

- Good job.

You did it. Okay. Okay.

- A a rod. Let's
see. It's your truth.

Did anything
interesting happen today

between you and Lauren?

Dude, what? Alright.
Simple question, bro.

No, chase. What?

- Okay. That was weird.
Let's just start over. Well,

- No, no, no.

It's still my turn.
And he's gotta a dare.

I dare you to kiss

Mina, all the

- Lips.

10 seconds.

- Something holding you back,
bro. Is that okay with you?

- It's just a game.

- Oh,
- I think it's getting a little,

a little hot in here. Okay.

- 10 seconds guys. Guys, you
gotta get a room. I'm gonna go.

What? Why? Oh,
Lauren, what's wrong?

You're a fucking asshole. Chase.

Fuck. Don't

- Look at me.

Aaron said the dare. No. What

truth were you
exactly going for?

Did I do something wrong? I

- Just, just drop it, guys.

Alright. It's just
a stupid game.

- Yeah, seriously. Lauren is
fine. I say we keep drinking.

Agreed. Thanks

- Lauren.

God, go away.

- Can I come in? I don't wanna
talk about it. Are you okay?

Honestly, I'm just
exhausted. I just

- Wanna go to bed.

Look, I'm sorry that Chase
said the stuff that he said.

He's trying to be funny
and obviously he's not.

Okay, well get some sleep.
Girl. Tomorrow's a new day.

- Aaron.

Hey Noah. Very funny.
Another rubber finger.

You can come out now.

- Come on dude. Rising
shine sweetheart.

- Dude, fuck. I'm so hungover.

I don't think I can drink today.

- Where's the car?
- What? Where's the car?

It's out front. Duh.
It's not there. What?

- Maybe Lauren took it.
- She's sleeping. So

- Mina.

- Why would she have my car?

- Maybe she went to
get his breakfast

- From where?

We are in the middle
of fucking nowhere.

- Hey,
- Get his breakfast,

- Right.

- Jesus Christ. Are we
sure Lauren is sleeping?

Shit.

- I told you

Lauren.

- See, she is getting us
breakfast. Well, that's fine.

But she could have asked me.

- Wait, where's her suitcase?

- Maybe she brought
it with her. Yeah,

that makes total sense.

- Maybe she went home.
- Fucking chase.

This is all your
fault. My fault.

You're the one that kissed me
to no one that she liked. You.

What? You had to stir
the pot during the truth

- Or dare,
- Dude. It was just a game.

- What babe? Fucking no service.

I'm gonna regret ever saying
I loved not having wifi.

Guys, how are we

- Getting on?

Do you have a phone? Lauren
liked you and you knew.

- Hello? Oh, hey man. What's up?

Oh yeah, yeah, it is great.
Everything's great. Who is it?

Wait, the owner just checking
in on us. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

We're having a
wonderful time, man.

- What the fuck are you
talking about? Wonderful.

Lauren stole my car.

- No, no, no one's yelling.
No, we are, it's all good.

- Hello? Hi.

Yeah, a friend just left
us, so we're bit stranded,

but yeah.

Yeah, we can just call
another friend. Right?

- Who the fuck is driving
three hours to come and get us?

Maybe. Brian. Fuck Brian.

- Okay. Yeah. Thank
you so much. Yeah.

And the house is great.
Yeah, whatever. Okay. Okay.

Great news. We have a local
taxi if we need it. It's great.

- I can't fucking believe her.

This whole vacation
was her idea. Look,

- Whatever.

We have everything
we need right here.

If Lauren wants to leave,
so be it. It's her lawn.

- It's not so be
it. It's my car.

- Well, you drive her around
wherever she wants to go.

So it's basically hers.

- Oh. Is that how that
works? I didn't know that.

- I can't believe she
left. Who you call?

Oh, Lauren, it's Aaron

and everybody else kind
of surprised that you left

with Noah's car. I

- Hey Lauren.

What the fuck? That was my car.

The least you could have
done was ask me if you could

steal it.

Come back please.

Goodbye.

I need a drink. Yo.

- What's this weird noise?
- It's a dial tone.

- It's
- A dial tone,

- Babe.

- It's okay. Don't
stress yourself out.

- Are you coming?
Yeah. You've been

hiding in here for
a while. No lunch.

- Not hungry.
- How you doing? I'm

- Okay.

You,

- I wanted to apologize.

Lauren made a move
on me yesterday

and I denied her
obviously kissing.

You set her off.

- Why? Why did you deny her?

- I don't know. Not my type.

Just not anywhere
like that, I guess.

- Beautiful with
it all together.

- Okay. Lauren does not
have it all together.

I, and I'm

kind of into somebody else here.

- Well, it still
doesn't make sense

that she would just leave.

Like Lauren is dramatic, but
she's not that dramatic, right?

- Yeah, she really liked me.
- This sucks.

She's trying to be nice
by inviting me here

and I, I hurt her.

- You didn't know.
- I'm gonna go for a hike.

Get some fresh air.
Do you wanna come

- A hike?

Nah, it's hot as hell out there.

But I will be here with two
martinis when you get back.

- Martinis, huh?
- That's right.

- Hey, I know it's
kind of the reason

that we're all stranded
here and stuff,

but I'm glad you denied her

- Damn clo.

Okay. Looking good.
Thank you. I do

- A hard bag.

- I know. I see you in
the gym. It's paying off.

- What about me, bro?
Well, aint none of this

- No chase, babe.

You're not my type.

- It's not
- Too tight,

- Man.

- I'm
- A hot dude.

- Yes, baby, you
are. You're very

- Mina.

Mina. Mina. Mina.

- Me. Noah, you feeling better?

- Yeah, I've had six of these,

so yeah, I am

- Time for some sun.

Actually, I'm gonna go for
a hike. Do you wanna come?

Ooh, no. That sounds fun. A
little vacay. Fitness boys.

- No, it's hot as hell
and my foot really hurts.

- Come on, don't be
a bunch of pussies.

- Are you calling me out?

- I am. Look, you could
bring some of your beverages,

- Some
- Of our cold beverages.

Fuck it.

- Eh? The food
will be all right.

- Okay. I'll say it. It's
hot as balls out here.

Yeah, man. My foot fucking

- Hurts.

Yeah, I'm low key. Not
having a good time, man.

High key fucking global warming.

It's day 28. I
lost in the desert.

Haven't had a drink since.
The elephant watering hole.

10 legion's back so, so high
has evaporated everything

inside, including
Noah, you know,

so thirsty and I,
my foot's bleeding.

I don't know if I'll make it.

Yo, do you two care?
There's no water.

- Of course we do. You
seem like it, babe.

We're in the middle
of the desert.

It's not supposed
to be any water.

- Well, I'm just getting the
sense that you guys don't care.

This is, this is

what New York's gonna
look like in 30 years.

- Chay. Okay. You've
been complaining nonstop.

And we're just trying to
have a a peaceful hike.

Come over and take
my photos of me.

This sweat is making
my abs. Go listen.

- Oh, there you go.
- Yeah. Ooh,

- You got it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a couple.

- You sure?
- Yeah. Yeah.

I could do it while
I'm recording with this

little button thingy.

- Wait, where's
Noah? Noah, Noah.

Noah,

- Noah,

Noah. Oh my

- God. That's

- Not funny, bro.

You son a bitch. Dude.
Where were you hiding?

I was over in those bushes over
there. I don't recommend it.

There's fucking scorpions
everywhere. I knew.

That's what you get.
Young man, mother.

They're Scorpio. Do
you see this? It's

- Crazy.

- Lauren. I've been
thinking a lot today

and he was really
shitty the way he left.

I'm sorry that I don't
like you like that.

You know, I shouldn't say
that's kind of fucked.

Is that a camera?

- Fuck.

No. Fucking way,

- Guys.

I just found a hidden
camera in Lauren and Ville.

This dream getaway is turning
more into a creepy night.

Not a bad tagline
for this video.

- Oh, where the fuck are we?
- I'm mapped it out. We're

- Doing a loop.

We're a lot closer to
the house than you think.

Nina, you want one?
Oh, I'm okay. Thanks.

- All right. You guys ready?
- We just sat down.

- Where's your foot?
- Honestly, it's horrible.

- Yeah, we're gonna head back
because it's hot as fuck.

What? Yeah, I just need to put
my foot up. Have another one.

I know it's Pilates,
but without the finger.

Oh, you mean in the
drink or somewhere else?

- No, dude. You guys are so gay.

- Nope.
- Wow.

Okay, let's fast forward.

No, no, that's

okay.

- This place has a creepy
beauty to it, don't you think?

Hey guys, we are out
here in the desert

and I'm with my new
friend Nina can't get

her to say a fucking
word. Any suggestions

- You have service. Oh,

- And she speaks.

Wow. No, I'm using
this for my lady grant.

But now that you're
talking, what's up with you?

- Just trying to wrap my
head around all of this.

- What do you mean Lauren
being jealous of you?

I mean, come on. She
had a thing for Aaron

for years. Well, I didn't
know. You didn't know.

- We don't talk anymore.
What are you doing here?

I guess Lauren felt
bad for me. She

- Knows his last few years
have been really hard.

Well, look, don't worry
about it. Maybe she was just

on her period or something.

The kiss was hot. He
definitely likes you.

You should pursue it. Can
you put that camera away?

Lauren hears is just
gonna be really upset.

Don't worry about it. I'm
just gonna dub it. Ow.

You okay? Yeah, just hit

- A fucking rock

- Air conditioning.

My best friend,
my one true love.

And you are a close
second. Me the vodka.

Definitely the vodka. But

- Hey man, what can I say?

Hey, you go my guy.

- Cheers.

- Actually, I think
you're a close second.

Chase. And shoot. Make us some

- More peas in, in dog.

'cause gladly. I don't
want no more of that.

I'm not doing that again. Hey.
Hey Ron. You want a colada?

- I think he's in
the guest house.

- Oh, I'll go see if,

I'll go see if he wants
a frosty beverage.

Yeah.

- Ah,

hey.

- Ah, where's he
at? I don't know.

I can see his camera. So he
is probably out shooting some.

Ah,

- Well, I don't know what's
up with this crew, man.

But it's really starting
to feel like high school

- Drama.

- Never do that again to a great

and drama free trip.

Salud,

- Bro.

Cool. Yeah, I'll
change. Let's do it.

- Do it to it. - Dude,
this pool is awesome, man.

It looks sweet move.
Finding this place.

Oh yeah, dude, the picks were
too fire, bro. I had to cop.

Is your foot okay? Yeah.

Chlorine's like cleaning
out the wound, you know?

- Yeah. I don't think that's
how that works at all.

Oh, whatever.

- So, bro, I've been
meaning to ask you like,

what's it like
You fuck by, dude.

Sorry, what?

I mean, you have sex with
guys and girls, right?

Like what's it like?

- Are you like
curious or something?

- No. No. Dude, I just,

- Well, I just always wondered.

Well, I mean, I, I would
know I'm not a bottom.

Not a problem. You have
no idea what that means.

- Oh, no. I know what it
means. Nah, I'm not one either.

- It is not a bad thing, dude.

It's something Tells me you
probably would be a bottom.

Oh, cool. Thanks man.
Yeah, no problem.

But, you know,

actually the best sex I
ever had was with a guy.

- So is it, is it like,
different than kissing a girl?

- Why is this here? We're
in the middle of nowhere.

It's a good question.
Wait, are we going in

- There? Something's
telling me we

- Should Mina.

I don't think I
can go down there.

- Are we going together?
- Okay, new friend.

I'll trust you.

- Oh, shit.
- What is this place?

I don't know this. It's
really creepy though.

These cameras.

- God,

look,

- Son, your fucking bedroom.

Somebody's watching
us. Oh, I don't know.

The homeowner who I talked
to the curb on the phone.

- This is the same program I
used for my ukulele videos.

- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.

Sorry. What? I know
this is messed up.

I look fucking hot.

- Yes.

No fucking way.

Well,

- No, Mr. Price side for me,
- Right?

Yeah. You're not my type.

So just, just a friend

- Kissing a friend.

Totally, totally. Where?

I hope no one saw
that. Yeah, me neither.

I'm hungry. So I'm just gonna
like, did you want anything?

No. Nope. I, I'm good. No,
I'm, I'm really good, dude.

I, I'm totally fine.

- Hey, hey. Oh, I put your
drink over there. Cool. Thanks.

- Do you didn't want one, right?

- No, no, no. Thanks.
- They suck. So,

so, like, you know,
coconut cheddar,

so, oh, yeah.

Yeah. I don't know who's

- Buying.

These

girls have been gone a while.

They should be back by now,
huh? Yeah, I guess they have.

- They've been gone for a while.

Aaron too gone for a long
time. It's pretty weird.

- Oh, they're other girls.
- Oh. Oh, sweet.

- And here come the ladies.

Oh, they're returning to their
natural habitat, the pool.

- Why are they running? That's
my Chloe always getting in a

workout, girl.

Then I was starting
to go, oh, babe,

- I saw you two kissing.

Wait, what? How? Oh my
God. Left you guys bunker.

Where Chloe stumbled onto it.

And we went inside and there
were these, these, these,

these monitors hooked up to
hidden cameras in the house.

Chase, where did
you find this place?

- I'm online.
- Where? What website? Where?

- My rental home.org
- Must have been a fake website.

- Well, no, no, it
was super legit.

- Well, what did
the reviews say?

- I, I don't really remember.

Oh my God. There
were no reviews.

- No reviews.
- Fuck case. Well, no, sorry.

I mean, I mean, there could
have been, I, I didn't Look

what the picks were fired.

Noah. Who broke that? Here.

- Oh, hey, my keys.
- They were in the bunker

- Then. Where's Lauren?

- Exactly. Where's
- Aaron?

- We don't know where,
- Babe. You had one job.

It was just stay here
and not lose anybody. Or

- Babe, that's too babe.

Chloe, I really think you're
a little over. You know

- What?

Shut up. You boyfriend. Still

- Is.

He asked me what
kissing a guy felt like.

Hey, I was just curious.
Am I not enough of you?

Hey, he's really not my type.

- Well, you're not my type guys.

When is the last time
someone saw Aaron

- Before we left?

I think he's out shooting B roll

- Guys.

Hold on,

- Aaron.

So what are you guys saying
about hidden cameras?

That they're everywhere
and this place is fucked.

- Camina, calm down.
I'm sure he'll come

walking through that
door any minute.

- You don't understand
Lauren is missing.

But we found the key in
this creepy fucking bunker

where some psycho has been
filming us this entire time.

No one has seen

- Aaron's.

This.

- It better not be some sick.

- Aaron, where you at, bro?

- Hey guys, he's sitting at
the edge of the pool. Ah.

Thank God. Aaron,
bro, are you wasted?

Are you drinking without
us? I'm gonna get this

All right, y'all.

This is how we separate the
men from the boys tequila

you always do.

Something's not right.
Yo, dude, you're bleeding.

You hit your head.
Are you all right?

- Fight. Get him outta the

guys.

Hello? Hello? Can you
hear me? Come on. Come on.

Where were you? Hold
on. One one. Lemme

- Go.

Chase.

- Where is he? Guys in

the, they're 50 miles away.

It's gonna be 30
minutes. 30 minutes.

What are we supposed
to do until then?

- Try not to die. Yeah.
Okay. Good plan. Okay.

We need weapons.

- Let's kill that mother.

- No. Okay. We can't just hide
here for 30 minutes. Okay.

We just run to where? Fuck, man.

This is supposed to just
be a chill vacation.

Why is he doing this? Because
he's a fucking sunco. Yeah,

- We knew that you, the editing
program is the camera's.

I think he's making
his own horror movie.

Where this setting
ducks. Oh my God.

- I wish we could just move
out of this place. The taxi.

- Yes. Fucking great
idea. Yes. Okay.

We need to get to the phone.

You watch your back?

- No, no. Fucking

- Hi.

I'm at 1 0 2 Desert Road.
How soon can you be here?

- God.
- Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. No,

- No.

Oh, my, the taxi. He'll
be here in, oh my God.

Where is He's outside the,
the fry pan out. Okay.

We need to get out
his house. Yes, we do.

- No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. You can do it.

Just hold on just a
little bit longer.

Yeah, you can do this.
Guys, we have to go

the fuck.

He's still out. Okay. Still

- Chloe to the road.

You meet the taxi. I road
as fast as we can. Okay.

He still what? Hang in
there. We got you. Okay.

No, I'm good. Come on guys.

It's not whenever we can
do this. Okay? Come on me.

I'm so glad that you're here.

- I'm not the taxi. Okay.

Are you ready? Yes.
I'm ready. Come on.

Shit. He's gone.
You don't see him

- Cut?

- Did you hear cut? Did
you hear Cut? Hey, hey.

Where do you think
you're going? Movie star.

Go to the scene to shoot.

What, what is happening?
What's happening?

Authenticity. I'm giving
the audience what they want.

Y'all wanted to make the
movie, right? This is a movie.

My movie. I waited a long time

for the right time
and the right cast.

Don't you screw up my ending.

- You married my friend.

- Your friends got
what they wanted.

Always craving attention.
Wanting to be famous.

Look at me, look at me.
Look at me. And you.

I'm making you a star.

- I called the cops.

I called the cops.

- 9 1 1. What's your emergency?

See right there.

That's authenticity.
That's the truth.

Astonishing performance.

Mina, you have brought us
to this perfect climax.

- No, you are fucking
crazy that you are not.

You are not. No.

- Bravo, bravo, bravo.

You see, this is all gonna work.

This is my brother

a jack of all trades.

A carpenter. Because every

franchise needs an icon.

Right? And now

we've come to the
last shot of the day.

You know what they
call that, right?

- The martini?

No.

- Holy shit. That
was amazing. Are

- You serious?

The martini. That's how it ends.

- He's guys's fucking
kidding. We need to get

the fuck out of here.

No. What? No. Come
on. It's just a movie.

That was not just a movie.

That was, that was
real life. Okay,

- Dick, kind of remind me of
a, a di of a serial killer.

I'm too high for this shit,
you guys. I'm just saying.

- The fuck. Okay, calm
down. I'll get it. Kayla.

Do not open the
door, guys. Come on.

Kayla, baby

guys, there's no one out here.

Okay? This is a little weird.

- I think somebody's
fucking with us.

- See, that's what I'm saying.

This guys, this is the
same fucking house.

That guy Aaron, he, he
was killed right there.

I'm way too high for this shit.

I I, we need to get
the fuck out of here.

I do not wanna be here
anymore. Can we please leave?

Get the fuck outta here.
Come on. What about our bags?

Fuck the bags. Okay,
go, go, go, go, go.

I want get out of here.

- Hurry, hurry, hurry. -
Alright. Hey Jess. Here please.

Let's go now. Cutting
on mean. What the fuck?

Why it's not working?
Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Let's, it's not going. It's mean

- A camera.

- What? What? - What? Are you
serious? Why is it flashing?

- Oh shit. Hey,

there's wrong with me.

There's something's
wrong with me.

It's

- Action.

He did, I think
most of my life, I'm

what you would call
an underachiever.

And my dad constantly
reminded me of that.

I'm gonna tell you
right now, dad,

I did something
that I'm proud of.

It just takes people, it takes
some people a little longer

to find out they

- Are.

- React from a drum
kick and better back up

before I turn into a nine cliff.

Man. One of 'em loaded.
Whack. MCs exploded.

'cause they bring
good molding. Now.

The fool in the
ground, they're mow.

You better believe we knocking
out your beef, beef, beef,

beef, beef cycle mask
fell down the ass.

Sing up the boat and
slapping on the ski mask.

We going the foot in work.

I get the foot in
work shot. Good blast.

I'm leaving dead human
body parts on the grass.

Better think fast when I'm
coming up the block outta

gauge loaded.

Damn, I miss, it's getting
kind of hanging one my fist.

Oh shit. What? That
coming on corner

and I need it shit
bolt and I need it.

I'm both so I need it.

I can't make out my mind
when I'm hacking. You know?

I be like, missing
jacket. Miss you Here.

Check miss jacket up. Man.

I'll be overreacting when
I'm bailing with the homies.

We be cracking. No.
Yeah, it's a G of bus.

You know your Y It's a G of
bug I'm telling you right now.

Oh yeah. It's a gag of
bus, you know. Yeah.

Y yeah, it's a G
of bus. You know?

You know, you know your, it's
a G of bus, you know? Yeah.

It's a G of bus. I'm
telling you right now,

Paul. Oh yeah. It's a G of bus.

- You know your Y. It's
a gang of bus. Check it.

A gang of rope that I hang with.

If you want a dodge, step
up and try to change this.

I'll be rolling with a
homie. Straight Jeep.

Deeper than Noelle.
Can't you tell?

Well, MCC creep, don't
sleep on the cheek

as if you do your
resident pizza.

I jumping in the G
and grab the heat

to make the mission complete.

I'm sick. I can't control
myself. I'm going local.

When I say my 40
focals, grab the mic

inside the tobo coming
off like pan's on a ho.

And with this float, yo,
I'm going local at the show.

Every time we go
to the parties, yo,

we getting into some conflict,
but we don't give a damn.

'cause the click is too
big. I can't hack it.

I'm thinking it take words like
banging. I got so much hate.

I can't escape from a straight
jacket. It's a gang of Fus.

We got a gang of cl. Throw
'em off to the neighborhood.

Hangout. It's a gang
of bus. Check it out.

It's a gang of bus.
The ot, a double ot.

It's a gang of bus.
Check it out. It's a

- Gang of bus.

Took the lock. Lock to the
king. You want old? Why trip?

It's the Smith and me the west.

Keep guests in the H
double D for the session.

That's lunatic.
I'm crazy as sale.

I'm going to get the eight K

and break the
homies out of jail.

And when I arrive, I'm
gonna turn to a bing.

It's bring anybody that
I catch wearing green.

I got a lot of homies.
I got a lot of homies.

But who's marks over there
acting like they know me.

I'm running in the
phone g to the max.

And in my new cax,
I got a new strap.

If you step into my
territory and start cursing

and thinking you a bad boy, bam.

It's curtains. It's a gang of
us. Yeah, it's a gang of us.

Yeah, it's a gang of us.
Yeah. No, it's a gang of us.

Yeah, it's a gang of bus
Kia. It's a gang of bus.

- It's a gang of bus.
Boom. It's a gang of bus.

You want to know why I've
been getting so high,

high, high, high.

Ooh, you can't come up here.
You don't want to come up here.

The H double o d's
outta your atmosphere.

Have you ever seen a cranium
snow, blood rattle everywhere

and on the wall and on
coming at your nose?

I don't give a damn.