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Previously onGeorgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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Jim.
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We have a situation.
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What's going on?
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I found this
in Connor's bathroom.
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What am I looking at?
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A pregnancy test.
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Oh, my God.
Did he get that girl pregnant?
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I don't know.
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-Okay. Everything's fine.
-You talked to him?
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Better,
I went to the drug store
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and got
the pregnancy test instructions.
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Jim!
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One line is negative.
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She's not pregnant.
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[sighs]:
Oh, thank God.
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No kidding.
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But you still have
to talk to him.
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Why? We're good.
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CONNOR:
Yes?
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We need to talk.
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Look, I don't know what's
going on in your personal life--
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She broke up with me.
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Still no Connor, huh?
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He hasn't been out of his room
all day.
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Poor guy.
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He'll be down when he's ready.
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Are you sure
he's still up there?
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My sister runs away
all the time.
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Yeah, I don't think you can
run away from home at 27.
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I wouldn't know.
All my children are still here.
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He didn't run away.
I heard him moving around.
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You were listening at his door?
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It's called parenting
and I'm good at it!
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I'll check on him after dinner.
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Oh, thank you, that's so sweet.
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Hold on. What are you gonna say?
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Don't know, I don't usually
think about stuff
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before I say it.
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[chuckles]
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We're working on that.
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Just remember,
he's in a vulnerable place.
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-I know.
-Oh, and don't bad-mouth Chloe
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because, if they get back
together, you look like a jerk.
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Like this one did with Georgie.
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That was different.
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I also said those things
to his face.
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We're working on that.
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And don't say nice things
about Chloe, either.
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We don't want him
trying to get her back.
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Y'all, I've been dumped before.
I know how bad it feels.
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Oh, my God. I married you
and gave you a baby. Move on.
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♪
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[coos]
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CONNOR:
Yes?
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It's Georgie.
I brought you some food.
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No, thanks.
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Are you sure? It's meatloaf.
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The end piece?
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All burnt and chewy.
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Thanks.
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-Hold on.
-What?
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I was thinking we could
hang out and talk a bit.
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-I'd rather not.
-Wasn't really asking.
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[sighs]
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I just want you to know, I get
what you're going through.
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-[plate clinks]
-You do?
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When your sister broke up
with me, it hurt like hell.
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I couldn't eat,
couldn't sleep.
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Couldn't even turn on Baywatch.
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And they just added
Yasmine Bleeth.
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Well...
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I feel like...
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Hold on.
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[chuckles]:
Hi.
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I was just...
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[sighs]
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Okay, talk to me.
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Everything was good,
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but when she thought
she was pregnant,
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-it all changed.
-Been there.
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She didn't see me as
a struggling musician anymore.
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Suddenly, I was
a guy without a job
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who lives with his parents
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and can barely
take care of himself.
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You don't know that.
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She said those actual words.
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Yeah.
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It's not like
she has her life together.
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Her music's not going anywhere,
her family doesn't talk to her.
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You've got every right
to be upset.
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I'm gonna call her
and tell her how I feel.
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Oh, no, no.
No, you don't want to do that.
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Why not?
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I'm hurting,
why shouldn't she?
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Trust me, there's no version
of you making her feel guilty
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that goes your way.
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But it'll feel so good.
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Bro, I'm telling you,
you've got to ride this one out.
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I don't know if I can.
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Whatever you want to say to her,
say to me.
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That's silly.
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Try it.
Might make you feel better.
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Fine.
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How could you do this?
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You said you loved me.
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Keep going.
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I trusted you,
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and you turn around
and break my heart.
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-Let it out.
-We wrote songs together.
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I introduced you to my family.
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We had mind-blowing monkey sex
every day for a month!
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And it's out.
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Oh, I hate to see him like this.
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Well, heartbreak's just
a part of growing up.
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You know, there was a time
we didn't know
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if he'd even have friends,
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let alone a girlfriend.
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And look at what she did to him.
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He saw a naked woman.
Take the win.
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How can you put a positive spin
on this?
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Well...
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you know, we thought
he might be alone forever.
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Instead, there was a girl.
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He had a pregnancy scare.
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Or... he had a pregnancy scare!
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Not funny.
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This is a good thing, Audrey.
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You know, it-it's kind of
like Pinocchio.
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He's becoming a real boy.
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So what was he before?
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This is a good thing, Audrey.
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-Hey.
-[screams]
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Ah! What? What the hell?
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What if I call her,
but I promise to stay calm?
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-Dude, we've been over this.
-[groans]
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You've got to be strong.
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I feel like I'm going crazy.
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-Aw, I'm so sorry.
-Thank you.
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Now get out.
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But I'm hurting.
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I know.
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Get out.
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Why don't we let her sleep
and you and me watch a movie,
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get your mind off things.
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What are you thinking?
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It's hard to be sad
watching Jim Carrey.
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I don't know
if I'm in the mood for a comedy.
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Stephen King?
Cujo, Shining, Pet Sematary?
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You know, I heard Shawshank
Redemptionis Stephen King.
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-You don't say.
-Oh, my God, get out!
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♪ There's no easy way out...♪
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Are you sure I shouldn't see
Rocky I, IIand IIIfirst?
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Nah, IVis really
when the series finds itself.
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CONNOR:
Fine, I don't want to
talk to you anymore, either!
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[hangs up phone]
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You were right,
shouldn't have called her.
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Oh, you called?
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Adrian flew to Russia
to support Rocky,
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and I believed in love again.
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I told you
it would make things worse.
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-I couldn't help it.
-Where's your backbone, man?
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-I'm doing my best.
-[groans softly]
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If you're not gonna listen
to me, leave me out of it.
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What is going on out here?
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-He called her.
-You called her?
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I called her.
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Why would you do that?
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I told him not to!
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How many times am I gonna
get woken up over this?
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He called her.
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Why would you do that?
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Don't be mean to him.
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MANDY:
Okay, CeeCee.
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It's time to play
"put the toys away."
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-[toy lands]
-Can you help Mommy?
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Sorry, you're busy.
Why don't you get back to me?
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-Hello.
-What's up?
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Can you help me make a résumé?
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Why?
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I need to get my life together.
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Okay. Pick up all this crap,
and I'll go get the laptop.
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Sure. Come on, CeeCee.
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Help Uncle Connor.
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You ever made a résumé before?
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I've never seen a résumé before.
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Okay, well, here's mine.
We can use it as a template.
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You type 75 words a minute?
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Do you want my help or not?
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[sighs heavily]
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You have so much experience.
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I have none.
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That's okay.
Let's just start with education.
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[groans heavily]
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You graduated high school.
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Barely.
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You went to college.
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I crashed and burned
in six weeks.
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Well, that's way more
than Georgie,
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and he runs a business.
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Are you trying
to make me feel worse?
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Okay, what about skills?
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[sighs heavily]
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You play, like,
every instrument.
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Look how far it's gotten me.
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I even suck at girls,
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and that's the one thing
musicians are good at.
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Okay, let's at least
put down your phone number.
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[scoffs] What, so my mommy
can answer when they call?
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All right.
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New plan: day drinking.
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That is the time-honored
refuge of the downtrodden.
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Yep, and another thing
musicians are really good at.
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[sighs] I remember
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when me and my first boyfriend
broke up.
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Was that Dan?
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[gasps] You remember him?
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He used to call me "Con-nerd."
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[chuckles]:
Yeah, he was great.
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What's going on here?
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I'm drinking my problems away.
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Isn't it a little early?
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What's in your hand?
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Cheers.
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Have you ever dealt
with anything like this?
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A breakup? Sure.
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Really? You and Mom broke up?
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Well, I wasn't only
with your mother.
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I had a life,
I sowed my oats.
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-Ew.
-Ugh.
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Hey, if it wasn't for my oats,
you wouldn't be here.
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-So, uh, who was she?
-Oh.
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Pamela Jenkowski.
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[takes deep breath]
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She was two years older than me
in all the right places.
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-Ew!
-Ugh.
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Used to walk her home
from school,
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carried her books,
gave her my class ring to wear.
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Then her dad got transferred,
and they moved away.
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Aw.
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Yeah, well, you know,
we promised we'd write,
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but, uh...
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one letter a week turned into
one letter a month.
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And, finally,
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got a box in the mail
with my ring in it.
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And a note that, uh...
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said she'd, uh...
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...met someone else.
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But I'm over it!
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And here's your keys.
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Thanks.
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Oh, you like Pearl Jam?
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[chuckles]:
Yeah.
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Cool. I don't mean to be rude,
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but do you have a boyfriend?
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You asking me out?
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No, no, I'm married.
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But my brother-in-law's single
and he loves music.
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I saw Pearl Jam
a couple years ago.
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00:10:56,546 --> 00:10:57,895
-In Denton?
-Yeah.
261
00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:58,940
I was at that show!
262
00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,245
So good!
263
00:11:00,376 --> 00:11:02,117
-[chuckles]: Yeah.
-What are you doing?
264
00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,814
It's called customer service.
265
00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:06,425
-You're hittin' on her.
-You're hitting on her.
266
00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:07,731
For Connor.
267
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:09,472
Great guy,
more hair than this one.
268
00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,475
I'm gonna go now.
269
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,216
Can I at least get your number?
270
00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:15,391
Or can I?
271
00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:19,438
Congratulations,
you scared her off.
272
00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:21,963
-She'll be back.
-How do you know?
273
00:11:22,093 --> 00:11:24,313
She got a Subaru
with 180,000 miles on it.
274
00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:26,228
[scoffs] She needs me.
275
00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:31,712
[rock music playing over stereo]
276
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:32,625
-[cheering]
-[groans]
277
00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:34,323
Yeah!
278
00:11:34,453 --> 00:11:35,803
Drink, sucka!
279
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,544
Why are you so good at this?
280
00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:41,199
Six years of college, sucka.
281
00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:46,291
What is going on?
282
00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:48,772
Mandy's showing us
what she learned in college.
283
00:11:48,903 --> 00:11:51,993
That Dad paid for,
'cause he's a what?
284
00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:54,560
Sucka...
285
00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:58,086
So this is your plan?
Get him drunk?
286
00:11:58,216 --> 00:11:59,696
Dad was actually telling me
287
00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:01,176
about the first time
he got dumped.
288
00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:04,309
Ugh. Pamela Jenkowski.
289
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,051
You're just jealous
'cause she took my flower.
290
00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:09,053
-Ugh.
-Ew.
291
00:12:09,184 --> 00:12:11,273
How much have you had to drink?
292
00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:13,666
And who's watching CeeCee?
293
00:12:13,797 --> 00:12:15,756
Oh, relax, Captain Buzzkill.
294
00:12:15,886 --> 00:12:17,540
I dropped her off at Mary's
on the beer run.
295
00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:20,456
I'm not Captain Buzzkill.
296
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,371
Great, here you go.
297
00:12:23,894 --> 00:12:25,853
There's a ping-pong ball
in this.
298
00:12:25,983 --> 00:12:27,028
Oop, sorry.
299
00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,684
So, did anyone ever
break your heart?
300
00:12:31,815 --> 00:12:34,296
Actually,
I've never been dumped.
301
00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:35,993
-Boring.
-Lame.
-Boo.
302
00:12:36,124 --> 00:12:37,690
Hey.
303
00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:39,170
Just because
I did the breaking up
304
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,824
doesn't mean it was easy.
305
00:12:40,955 --> 00:12:43,131
It's hard to be
that person, too.
306
00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:44,785
-Boring!
-Lame!
-Boo!
307
00:12:49,659 --> 00:12:50,703
-[rock music playing]
-[loud cheering]
308
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,749
[whoops] Drink.
309
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,490
-Drink, drink, drink.
-What's going on?
310
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,752
[gasps] Beer pong!
311
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,406
You're on my team.
312
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:00,888
Who's watching the baby?
313
00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:02,803
She's at your mother's,
Captain Buzzkill.
314
00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:06,589
Here you go.
315
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,764
Ooh, you know what we should do?
316
00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:09,113
Order a pizza?
317
00:13:09,244 --> 00:13:10,288
No.
318
00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:11,942
Well, yes.
319
00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:15,641
But also...
320
00:13:15,772 --> 00:13:19,297
box up everything
that Chloe left in your room
321
00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:21,430
-and set it on fire.
-[Mandy gasps]
322
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,172
Yeah! Screw that bitch.
323
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:27,131
Hold on,
let's all take a little break.
324
00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:28,916
Nobody's setting anything
on fire.
325
00:13:29,046 --> 00:13:31,179
It's official,
326
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:33,007
-you married a dork.
-[chuckles]
327
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,536
This is so nice.
328
00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,278
Getting drunk as a family.
329
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,281
Thank you for today.
330
00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,326
Aw. Don't thank me.
331
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,329
Thank Lone Star.
332
00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:53,549
I know what I need to do now.
333
00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:55,420
You try and call her,
I will kill you.
334
00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:57,814
No.
335
00:13:57,945 --> 00:13:59,598
I'm gonna buckle down
and focus on my music.
336
00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:00,817
Good for you.
337
00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:02,210
Oh, are you gonna start a band?
338
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,254
Or teach?
339
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,995
Better.
340
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:08,912
I'm gonna write some songs
and send them to Dr. Demento.
341
00:14:09,043 --> 00:14:11,523
And he is...
342
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:14,875
-a psychiatrist?
-He's a DJ.
343
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:18,704
He plays all kinds of cool,
underground stuff on his show.
344
00:14:18,835 --> 00:14:20,619
I'm sorry.
345
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,099
The plan to
turn your life around is
346
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:24,885
sending a tape
to someone named Demento?
347
00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:26,538
Dr. Demento.
348
00:14:26,669 --> 00:14:28,192
Ah.
349
00:14:28,323 --> 00:14:30,194
Didn't mean to diminish
his medical degree.
350
00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:33,154
I need to get to work.
351
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,464
He's gonna live here forever.
352
00:14:39,595 --> 00:14:41,640
Or...
353
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:44,600
he's gonna live here forever!
354
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,436
[upbeat bass line plays]
355
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,615
♪
356
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,364
♪
357
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:10,539
[knocking]
358
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,282
Is that the song?
359
00:15:14,412 --> 00:15:16,545
It's sounding good, bubba.
360
00:15:16,675 --> 00:15:18,634
No, this is just
a little pump-up music I wrote
361
00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:21,637
to get myself psyched
to write the song.
362
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:24,945
-Oh, like Rocky's
training music.
-Exactly.
363
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,513
[cheering and chatter on TV]
364
00:15:28,644 --> 00:15:30,254
I finished my song.
365
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:33,083
Oh! Play it, play it.
366
00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,520
It's called "Do the Axolotl."
367
00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,305
I'm already confused.
368
00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:40,351
An axle what?
369
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,962
An axolotl.
370
00:15:42,092 --> 00:15:43,572
It's a Mexican salamander.
371
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,097
♪ Do, do, do, do,
do the axolotl♪
372
00:15:47,228 --> 00:15:49,404
[upbeat electronic music plays]
373
00:15:51,928 --> 00:15:53,930
♪ Coughing up blood
on the side of the road♪
374
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:59,675
♪ I've been run over
by a heavy load♪
375
00:16:02,156 --> 00:16:04,027
♪ But life's no issue♪
376
00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:06,160
♪ When I regenerate my tissue♪
377
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,814
-♪ Do the axolotl--♪
-[music stops]
378
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,601
More confused.
379
00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:14,429
It's about the breakup.
380
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,606
H-How is this about the breakup?
381
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,566
I-I did some research,
and it turns out,
382
00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:23,916
an axolotl is one of
the few creatures on earth
383
00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:26,441
that can regenerate
its own heart.
384
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,269
That's what I'm hoping to do.
385
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:30,967
Well, why didn't you say that
in the song?
386
00:16:31,098 --> 00:16:32,621
I did. Were you even listening?
387
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:35,145
[music resumes]
388
00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:36,886
♪ Come on, do it!♪
389
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:40,107
-♪ Do the axolotl...♪
-It's so good, sweetie!
390
00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:41,543
So you get it?
391
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:42,500
♪ Put my dancin' pants on...♪
392
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:45,373
It's so good, sweetie!
393
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:46,809
♪ I might need a couple months,
but if I'm lucky...♪
394
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,208
["Nothing But the Soul"
by Horace Silver playing]
395
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,488
♪
396
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,372
-[music fades]
-DR. DEMENTO: "Do the Axolotl."
397
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,639
♪ Do, do, do, do,
do the axolotl♪
398
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,728
♪
399
00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,951
♪ Coughing up blood
on the side of the road♪
400
00:17:44,736 --> 00:17:47,130
♪ I've been run over
by a heavy load♪
401
00:17:47,261 --> 00:17:48,871
DR. DEMENTO:
Catchy.
402
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,830
♪ But life's no issue♪
403
00:17:51,961 --> 00:17:54,224
♪ When I regenerate my tissue♪
404
00:17:54,355 --> 00:17:56,879
♪ Do the axolotl.♪
405
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,098
DR. DEMENTO:
I like it.
406
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,627
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407
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408
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