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You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

I was a little anxious about this whole swap thing, but I'm really proud of us.

We've all done really good and avoided the SPX.

Absolutely. And I'm so proud of our swap daughter and our swap son. You guys

have been so mature.

Yeah. Yeah, thanks. It's such a positive experience. My family's so crazy.

Who got this for me?

That looks pretty close to mine.

Oh, you and your raging hormones.

What? I'm just having some fun.

Maybe before it's all over, we can have some fun, you know, like real husband

and wife.

We're pretending to be husband and wife, remember?

Yeah, but we could try it.

Just pretending, dear.

I had a try.

So, Ricky, is that the present you've chosen?

All right, let's see what you got.

Open it.

Sweet.

It's just after my workout.

What the heck?

So beautiful.

So pretty.

Sorry, sweetie, but you've already had your chance to steal.

And plus, my back's really been killing me in this swap house.

Plus, you probably wouldn't even know what to do with one of these things. You

might hurt yourself.

Yeah, right.

Hold on a minute.

You know, I'm sure we could teach her.

I can't believe we have been avoiding sex all week. We've been so good, you

guys.

But come on now.

You wouldn't want her to hurt herself now, would you?

Well, no. Of course not.

Then do the right thing.

That's so inappropriate.

Look at it this way.

Now you both share.

I mean, the holidays are about sharing, right?

Of course.

And teaching.

I mean, is this really going to happen?

Okay, well, first, you're going to want to turn it on just like that.

Full blast.

Spread your legs wide.

And you're going to rest it right there on your clit.

So it doesn't go inside.

See, I told you we needed a teacher.

I guess we do have some things to show her.

Please do.

We can do that.

Go like this.

Right there on your clit.

And then you really just hold it right there like that.

You don't need to move it much. You just push it against your clit really hard

like that.

He's just right there.

Yes, just like that.

Sweetie, but they can't see. Why don't you just take your pants off?

Wouldn't that be going a little too far?

We are just a swap family.

Will you help me? Thank you.

Yeah, come over here.

Look at that pretty little pussy.

She's got a little bush like mine.

It's so good.

Why are you so mad at that?

I've had so much practice

Is that how you like it?

Thank you for watching.

Hi,

you're just as messy as I am

Yes, so you.

Oh my goodness.

That's cute

I can feel that. I can feel that. I can

feel that.

Merry Christmas!