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It's so hot out today.

We could be shopping anywhere inside doing something else, but we are here

our dumb dad, hanging outside, melting away.

I just want to go inside.

Oh, it's so sticky.

Like, my tits are sweating.

Everything's sweating. Everything's hot.

My freaking vagina is sticking to my shorts. It's so hot.

Air it out.

Yeah, what if they have us out here with them?

Seriously, what are they doing?

They look like losers out there. By themselves.

God, this is dumb.

Are we supposed to watch them? Are you serious?

Are you going to stay out there or are you going to get in the pool with us?

It's too much.

It's perfect in here.

It's hot in here. All day long, selfie time.

Social media this, social media that.

You gotta live a little.

Come on in.

Hey.

Although, I... Live.

You either? No. Your dad never told you either?

No, they're that way.

Seriously, girl, get in the pool.

Let's get in the water.

Should we tell them?

Yeah. Oh, it's what?

Oh, man.

We gave money to your mom for swimming. What about all those

lessons I paid for?

You know mom just took a shopping.

Oh, I knew it.

I don't remember any foot lessons.

So now we look like terrible dads whose daughters can't swim.

Correct, basically.

Why didn't you ever say anything?

I didn't think we were going to need it.

You guys go to pool parties.

Yeah, we just sat out here.

I can't wear my makeup.

My hair.

What? I can't.

It's like riding a bike. You just don't know.

Should we go get him?

Should we teach him? Yeah.

There's only one way to learn how to swim.

Is get in the water.

Okay.

Get your baby shoes on. Let's go change.

Let's learn to swim.

We bought together last year, the matching one.

Yep, right here.

Yes, perfect.

So while we were out there, I just have to say, I think your dad's really hot.

Shut up. I was literally thinking the same thing about your dad.

Yeah. I was just kind of infatuated just staring at him. I know part of you is

an older man.

No way. Okay, so idea. How about I learn from your dad and you learn from him?

Let's do it. Freaking deal.

Perfect. They won't even know what's going on. Nope.

It's going to be so much fun.

Okay.

And you still fit.

Just like they used to.

We're so cute.

Yes.

This is going to be so much fun.

Are you ready?

You're right.

It's not that bad.

Okay, so how do you swim?

Well, I really can't believe it's the first time in my life.

So, the first thing you're going to be is laying on your side.

Come on this way.

Alright. Oh, it's so cold!

You've got to shake your legs a little bit.

You're very good at fluttering.

It's like a breaststroke right here, so the breast is like moving your arms

right through here. Okay. Should I go around?

Thank you. Yeah, you can go around. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. There you go. Stretch your arms forward.

And keep fluttering while you do that.

Okay.

Now we're going to move you along as you're fluttering.

Keep kicking, keep kicking.

Thank you. We made it you here.

How's that feel? Great.

You learning? I'm learning.

So that's good.

So we'll lay you over here.

So you're going to lay back on me. Put your arms like this.

And stick your legs out this way.

There you go. Keep kicking.

Keep kicking.

I don't know if that's the right form we're supposed to be using around here,

sweetie.

What are you doing? What are you doing? You're supposed to be teaching her how

to swim, not teaching her vagina how to swim.

That's my daughter, dude.

Exactly.

Katie, put your clothes back off!

That's on me, right?

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

I'm home.

Shit, there we go.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Uh -huh.

Yes, baby.

You've done it right with me.

Yes. Yes.