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It's so hot out today.
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We could be shopping anywhere inside
doing something else, but we are here
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our dumb dad, hanging outside, melting
away.
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I just want to go inside.
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Oh, it's so sticky.
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Like, my tits are sweating.
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Everything's sweating. Everything's hot.
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My freaking vagina is sticking to my
shorts. It's so hot.
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Air it out.
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Yeah, what if they have us out here with
them?
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Seriously, what are they doing?
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They look like losers out there. By
themselves.
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God, this is dumb.
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Are we supposed to watch them? Are you
serious?
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Are you going to stay out there or are
you going to get in the pool with us?
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It's too much.
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It's perfect in here.
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It's hot in here. All day long, selfie
time.
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Social media this, social media that.
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You gotta live a little.
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Come on in.
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Hey.
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Although, I... Live.
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You either? No. Your dad never told you
either?
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No, they're that way.
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Seriously, girl, get in the pool.
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Let's get in the water.
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Should we tell them?
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Yeah. Oh, it's what?
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Oh, man.
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We gave money to your mom for swimming.
What about all those
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lessons I paid for?
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You know mom just took a shopping.
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Oh, I knew it.
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I don't remember any foot lessons.
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So now we look like terrible dads whose
daughters can't swim.
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Correct, basically.
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Why didn't you ever say anything?
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I didn't think we were going to need it.
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You guys go to pool parties.
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Yeah, we just sat out here.
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I can't wear my makeup.
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My hair.
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What? I can't.
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It's like riding a bike. You just don't
know.
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Should we go get him?
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Should we teach him? Yeah.
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There's only one way to learn how to
swim.
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Is get in the water.
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Okay.
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Get your baby shoes on. Let's go change.
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Let's learn to swim.
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We bought together last year, the
matching one.
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Yep, right here.
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Yes, perfect.
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So while we were out there, I just have
to say, I think your dad's really hot.
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Shut up. I was literally thinking the
same thing about your dad.
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Yeah. I was just kind of infatuated just
staring at him. I know part of you is
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an older man.
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No way. Okay, so idea. How about I learn
from your dad and you learn from him?
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Let's do it. Freaking deal.
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Perfect. They won't even know what's
going on. Nope.
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It's going to be so much fun.
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Okay.
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And you still fit.
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Just like they used to.
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We're so cute.
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Yes.
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This is going to be so much fun.
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Are you ready?
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You're right.
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It's not that bad.
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Okay, so how do you swim?
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Well, I really can't believe it's the
first time in my life.
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So, the first thing you're going to be
is laying on your side.
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Come on this way.
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Alright. Oh, it's so cold!
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You've got to shake your legs a little
bit.
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You're very good at fluttering.
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It's like a breaststroke right here, so
the breast is like moving your arms
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right through here. Okay. Should I go
around?
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Thank you. Yeah, you can go around.
Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay. There you go. Stretch your arms
forward.
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And keep fluttering while you do that.
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Okay.
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Now we're going to move you along as
you're fluttering.
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Keep kicking, keep kicking.
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Thank you. We made it you here.
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How's that feel? Great.
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You learning? I'm learning.
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So that's good.
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So we'll lay you over here.
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So you're going to lay back on me. Put
your arms like this.
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And stick your legs out this way.
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There you go. Keep kicking.
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Keep kicking.
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I don't know if that's the right form
we're supposed to be using around here,
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sweetie.
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What are you doing? What are you doing?
You're supposed to be teaching her how
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to swim, not teaching her vagina how to
swim.
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That's my daughter, dude.
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Exactly.
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Katie, put your clothes back off!
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That's on me, right?
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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I'm home.
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Shit, there we go.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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Uh -huh.
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Yes, baby.
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You've done it right with me.
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Yes. Yes.
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