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Thank you so much. Of course.

Let me get it zipped up all the way.

Oh my god, aren't you excited?

Oh my god, I cannot believe this day is finally happening. I've been dreaming

about this. Prom.

Fucking prom. We only get one chance.

Oh my god.

Okay, we gotta get you dressed. I don't want to be late.

Holy shit. Yeah, they couldn't be here any minute now.

So, are we gonna go through with it?

I really, really, really think we should. I really think so. It's like a

come true. It really is. And I'm glad I get to share it with you. Me too.

We're going to bring our virginity together on prom night.

It's going to be so special.

You look so beautiful.

We look gorgeous.

I mean, we spent a long time getting ready, so.

I'm ready. You're ready. I'm totally ready. I'm so ready.

Let's get out of here.

I just wanted to have a little discussion with you before you left for

evening. Okay.

I know your prom is a very important, you know, landmark and milestone in a

young lady's life.

I don't want your dates to spoil your good time.

But I just want you to know that I won't put up with anything.

You know, I know your dates are probably, you know, really nice guys.

Don't let them do anything I wouldn't do.

It's not very nice.

I know. I raised you up, and I don't need you.

Anyway, yeah, you don't want your dad to have to, you know, do anything.

You get it, Jess. Yeah, yeah, no, I do. I promise I'll behave.

Good girl. All right.

Hey, Daddy.

You wanted to see me?

I did, sweetheart.

You look beautiful, by the way. Thank you.

Yeah, you girls did a really good job picking out your dresses.

Thank you so much.

You make us all done.

Hair's done.

Yeah, Mom helped.

Yeah, you look very pretty.

Thanks.

Did your mom talk to you about the boy situation tonight?

No. Oh, well, I actually wanted me to mention it to you.

Well, her and I are both a little concerned, you know. It's a big problem.

going to have fun, but we also don't want you to get in trouble tonight. So,

that being said, you know, no alcohol, all the typical rules.

Don't go home before midnight.

And the big one, you know, your mother really does not want you.

I'm getting crazy with the boys, and sometimes you and your friends can get

trouble. So you don't think we know what we're talking about?

Not really, but you don't have to worry, Dad. I can take care of myself.

I know.

I know, sweetheart. You've always been very self -sufficient and very

responsible. Well, I'll let your mother know that we had our little father

-daughter talk, and I look forward to meeting your dates.

I know. I can't wait.

Yeah, meeting your dates. It's going to be so much fun.

Go to your thing. I know, buddy. Thank you.

Yeah. What?

No. Her.

Yeah.

What do you think about the gun?

It's a baby.

Perfect. I'll take what I want.

We should have a fire or something.

Yeah.

So what do you think about these girls going out on this prom?

What's going on here?

Rob. Nice to meet you, son.

There you go.

Nice to meet you, son. Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

Guys, come on in. Have a seat. How are you?

Yeah, nice to meet you.

Don't the girls look great, guys?

They look amazing.

Aw, thank you.

So which one of you boys is driving tonight?

Right here.

Is that right?

You got insurance on that car?

Fully covered.

Any tickets, speed, anything like that?

Nope.

Keep it that way.

Yeah, he's a really safe driver.

Your daughter's safe with me. Maybe, uh...

I think your mother wanted some pictures.

Yes, Daddy, will you please take some pictures for us? Yeah, let's do that.

Come on, get up.

Oh,

that

looks

great. Thank you, Daddy.

That looks fantastic.

Thank you.

Why don't we have you two fellas follow me? I'm going to have a little talk with

you guys.

Let's show off your dresses.

Oh, it's beautiful.

I'm behind.

And Daddy, can I get there? I want to take some selfies.

Thank you.

Alright.

Why don't you guys come on out and see.

I'm not going to beat around the bush. I'm going to cut late to the chase. You

see how beautiful our daughters look out there, right?

Yeah, right.

How everything is in perfect place.

Well, that's how one would return to it, right? Otherwise, I'll have to maybe

give somebody a call to make you guys disappear, if you know what I'm talking

about.

Exactly what you mean. Perfect.

All right, guys, let's go.

That was easy. Come on.

Get out there and have a good time.

Girls, you look beautiful tonight. Thank you, Daddy. I think the boys fully

understand where we're coming from.

Yes, it went well.

We should get going.

We'll meet you guys.

Bye, Daddy.

Bye, Daddy.

I'll see you later.

Be careful.

Bye, boys. Have fun.

Very nice to meet you guys again.

Likewise.

I don't think it's going to end well.

Yeah, Melissa, you were dancing so crazy all night. I fucking loved it. You were

too, girl. Oh, my God. We had a good DJ this year. That was so awesome. Oh, my

God. And I cannot believe that Kelly won prom queen.

What the fuck? I know. Can you believe that? Like, I was not expecting that at

all. Oh, and you look so good tonight.

Yeah. You look great, too. I had such a good time with you.

I think we looked really great.

Oh, hey, Rob, pull over right here.

Oh, yeah.

What are you pulling over for?

What is it? I see that smirk you two just gave me. What's going on?

Well, I'm just saying. What?

It being prom night at home. Since it's prom night, we can stop and enjoy the

view a little bit.

What's that look you two just gave me?

Yeah, I mean, we don't have to be home right away.

That's so cute, man.

I thought we could do something really special. My throat is kind of sore.

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

Riley, I might be contagious.

Don't you like me?

Yeah, you know, um... But I did have a great night

with you tonight.

You might have gum.

That's really sweet.

Yeah, I had a really great time. I was hoping we'd get to, you know, know each

other better.

It's getting pretty late.

Bro,

you got gum, man?

You switched my hand. I don't know.

I had such a wonderful night with you. I did too.

I don't know if I can do that just yet tonight.

What do you mean? Don't you like me?

Is there something wrong? I had an awesome prom night with you.

I had a great night. I had a really good night.

You know what I mean?

I think we better get going.

Bro, you... We gotta go, dude.

I know.

We gotta go. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

There, there. There you go.

Can't fucking believe it.

Can you believe it?

No doubt had something to do with it.

They had to. Both of our dads had to have something to do with this. This is

one chance.

One chance, one prom.

And we're never going to get it back.

Oh, these guys. They're going to eat it.

Dad, I need to talk to you right now.

We need to have a talk to you.

What's going on, girls?

You guys ruined our night.

What are you talking about? Why are you ruining our night?

I don't know what you said to those guys, but whatever you did ruined our

fantasy night.

Totally and completely.

Yeah, we only get one night of this. You think it was easy doing all our hair

and makeup?

We spent hours getting ready.

Prom only happens once.

It happened. It's over.

It's what we do.

Exactly. We don't know what to do about this. I mean... Hmm.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking what you're thinking.

And I'm thinking, what are they thinking? I'm lost.

What's the solution here to make me happy?

Well, since both of you guys ruined our night, maybe there's a way we can still

get what we want.

Yeah

Like

maybe each other's dad

to have my virginity on prom night.

You're going to take my virginity. Well, I think it's important to take

responsibility.

You know what?

This is Jack, my daughter.

She's in the same spot, man. I'm not really sure. Honey, what are you doing?

Oh wow!

What's wrong?

I'm glad

I see you're so eager to

help.

I'll let you round it.

Okay.

Do you want to make it more comfortable?

Yeah. Do you want to make it more comfortable?

Yeah, maybe you should.

Maybe

I

should just push you into that.

Why do you do that?

Oh.

up before your mother's get home.