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Oh my god, this is really crazy! Oh my god! Look at this!

Oh my god, this house is amazing!

This is the best picture I've ever seen! This is so much fun! At least that

happened.

It's pretty nice.

Looks like a picture.

Yeah, this is good. I'm going to look forward to this weekend.

Oh, man, I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be away from the wife. The wife of work.

I'm so happy that we can get away from the wife. They talk a lot, you know,

and everything.

I need to break just like you. I really do. And, you know, if the girls get

happy and they bond together, then that's best. That's it. It's worth the

trouble. Right. Yeah, let's check it out. Let's see what the outcome is.

Go be somewhere.

Oh, my God. This vacation is going to be so much fun. I know. I'm so excited to

hit up all these parties. I know, right? Oh, my God. Did I tell you about that

dude that's going to be on Twitter? No way. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Let me show

you. Yes. Let me see.

Holy shit.

He's so cute.

Isn't he?

Yes. And guess what? Oh, my God. What? He's having a party.

No way. I know, right? He made it up.

Yes. That's so cool. We should totally go.

Yeah, but I think we should ask her out. I feel like they... say yes, but I

mean, just to be safe, we definitely should ask.

Yeah.

I don't know, but we should definitely ask.

Mm -hmm. Yeah. We should ask together, huh? Oh, yeah. We have to put on our

sweetest look. Yeah, yeah. Just make them say yes. Yeah. Okay. Let's do it.

Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm just glad we're here. I totally get what you said about the car, though.

Totally get it.

Man, you know, I fixed that side of the car. It was scratched.

I took it. I fixed it.

Guess what happened?

She's messing again. Oh, my God. I mean, she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think

she's got diarrhea of the mouth. Oh, yeah.

That's exactly what it is. Hi, guys.

Hello, girls.

How are you doing?

We're good.

How are you enjoying yourself here? Great.

So much fun. We just wanted to tell y 'all how grateful we were for y 'all to

bring us on this trip.

It's been so much fun so far. The house is beautiful. It really is. And our

room. Oh, my God. It's amazing. It's a pretty thing to have fun. That's good to

me.

Well done. Awesome.

Good job, girl. Yeah.

So, we just had one question.

Yeah. Far away.

Do you think we can... hang out with a friend, you know?

Like, go to a little party. Just some girls. Yeah, we wouldn't be gone too

Did you say a party?

Yeah. No party.

It's, you know, listen, you gotta understand, we are in Los Angeles. It's

dangerous city. It's a big, dangerous city. There's drugs, but you... It's the

last thing that I wanted to worry about you. I mean, you know, I am...

We are responsible for you here.

We're supposed to be here as a family, just to get to bond and hang out and

relax. And just sit here and do nothing. Yeah, right?

Yeah, that was the whole point, right? We didn't say nothing, but, you know, we

got to relax. You girls are enjoying the nature. Whatever, we understand.

Yeah, fine.

See you all later.

That went well.

Well, but, you know, what can you do?

There's no fucking way to get into a party.

Over my fucking dead body.

Ain't gonna happen.

Another one? Yeah, sure. That would be great.

Are you trying to grab those plates?

Yeah, I'm not tall enough. I'll just help you.

Okay, yeah.

One, two, three, clap.

There you go.

Thank you.

Look at you.

You've grown up so much. You're like a beautiful, sexy woman right now.

You remind me of my wife when she was younger.

So how is everything? Are you hanging out with some friends?

Yeah, friends.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Do you date or something?

No, just friends.

But you're like... Are you like, you know... Hey, Colonel!

How did you know those things? We were talking about school, you know?

You know, just like the struggles of, you know, when the year starts and the

subjects. I remember, like... Yeah, she's like a straight -aged student. You

can't be talking about her.

I mean, you never know how it's going to be. You know, life changes anyway.

You girls have fun. You got fun, you know? You got a little snack. Oh, come

This vacation sucks.

So boring.

Can't believe they won't let us go out. I know, right?

It's a party. Like, one night.

Oh my god. Now we're just stuck here.

So, like, what is there to do? Like, I mean, this house is cool, but... I don't

even think there's a TV.

Right.

It's like, when are they going to trust us to go out on our own, you know?

Maybe when we're 40.

Right? God.

Parents. Seriously.

Yeah. Right? I thought this was going to be fun.

Same. Like California for the first time. And we have to stay inside this

the whole time.

Awful. Bonding time.

I don't want to bond with my dad anymore.

Right? I'm going to go bond with some hot guys.

For sure.

Are we ever going to stop drinking?

Oh, no. We have to enjoy that, man, you know. It doesn't happen too often.

I know. I was just coming down the hallway and I overheard the girls

apparently they're not too pleased about us being here and not letting them go

to the party, not bringing their friends over.

We've really... I don't think we made a mistake doing this.

I mean, I can blame them, you know. They're...

They're changing. They're becoming women.

You know, they want to go out. They want to party. You know. I get that.

I did. I did too. I get it. I get it. Listen, I know.

I know when I saw you in the kitchen.

That thing in the kitchen was not what you think I thought it was. Oh man, you

know me. I get it. Listen.

It's hot.

I mean, listen.

I know.

I'm just embarrassed. You caught me fucking checking her out. I know.

I mean, I couldn't even bounce. I couldn't.

But I cannot, you know, I cannot stop you from, you know, being... I am a man.

man, you know, like, she's hot. Yeah, she is, you know. It is what it is.

hot. You know, maybe we've got to come up with some kind of compromise.

I don't think we can... Listen, I've got a friend.

We could go get a little place downtown Hollywood.

I've got a guy, some party favors. We'll have a good time on our own.

Maybe we'll let them have this place.

Let them have it to themselves. Do what they fucking want.

If...

They put out for us.

Swopsy -swopsy.

Right? We'll bugger off. They can have this place. They can do what they like.

Deal. I'm going to go back.

Do it.

Hey, girls.

Hi.

You guys in a better mood?

Yeah, we're good.

So,

we were talking about that you were not really happy and trying to figure out

maybe a way to kind of make it up to you.

So We have something for off you We're thinking that maybe we're gonna get

another place down in downtown area You can have this place. Wait, really?

Wait a minute And you guys can party all week bring anyone you want here, okay?

Do your own thing. We're gonna do our own thing. Okay, okay, and I'm sure that

will make both All of us, all four of us have a much better time. I'm pretty

happy about it. Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.

Right? That's ever the best.

But there is one thing.

There's a condition.

Yeah. There's a condition that, you know, nothing comes for free. Exactly.

want something out of this deal. Yeah. We're going to provide that for you and

your girls. Yeah. All right. Well, let's lay it out

for you.

If we're going to do this for you, we would like, especially as we've been

talking quite in depth about what we think of the pair of you, we're both

attracted to our opposite daughters.

Sounds weird, I know, but it's just a fact. So, if you do something sexual for

us, we will let you have this deal.

And you have a week of partying? A week of partying! I mean...

Come on, it's not dead. I want to have fun too.

Or we can just knock and just take it off the table.

Exactly, I mean, you know. You don't have to.

We thought maybe it's something that you would like to wear. It's worth

considering.

Okay. I mean, like, I guess your dad's kind of hot. I mean.

I mean, your dad's kind of cute.

You guys swear it's... It's just going to be this one time.

Oh, this is totally just between the four.

It does not leave the four walls, okay?

And we'll get the whole house to ourselves. Yeah. We will be gone until

you back up at the end of the week. Whatever we want.

There's nothing to do with us. We won't be here.

I mean... I mean, if you're, you know,

into older guys, I mean...

You might have a little bit of fun.

You know?

Oh, wow.

You know?

You want to try?

Yeah. Okay.

Just saying. I mean, we all benefit.

Right? I guess, yeah.

Okay.

Okay. This will be fun. Yeah.

That's right.

Your dad's dick is so pretty.

He looks really nice Thank you

You like doing that all the time?

Oh, nice.

A little bit too good.

Maybe we should, you know, try them on.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. Just like that. Uh -huh. Open the nose.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm so ready for that.

Yeah.

Now it's all me.

Big

produce.

Hell yeah.

This can't be.