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What the fuck just happened? Do you have the time sheet? Our moms, they must

have taken the fucking bus capacitor that was in the phone. Without that, we

can't get back. God, it smells like fucking pink beard in here. Lucky for

have a load to take, so.

You guys definitely can't be hanging out with us looking like that.

We can't be.

Makeover! You gotta come over right now. What am I looking at? Dirty laundry?

No, look at that outfit.

From the boys.

18 years ago, RV cars?

Jimmy, show us your car.

Pull it out.

Happy birthday to you too, Slug.

18 at last.

I know, and our moms are both out of town.

Yes, the house to ourselves.

Come over. Let's get this day started right.

I am on my way, baby girl. See you soon. Okay.

Bye.

My 18th birthday.

Today is going to be such a great day.

A present?

My mom is so sweet.

This doesn't look like any biphone I've ever seen.

Weird.

Oh,

so cute.

To fold up the little letter in a heart.

Happy 18th birthday, sweetheart.

I'm sorry. I couldn't be there to celebrate it with you, but there's a

why I chose to leave you with this letter.

I didn't know how you would react, so I decided to go as far away as possible.

So when you read this, you would have time to process the truth and decide

you should do next.

The truth is Sergeant Miles is not your biological father.

When we met, I was already pregnant with you. We were young, but Sergeant Miles

agreed to marry me.

So we decided it was best to keep it a secret and not tell you the truth until

you're old enough to understand.

The truth of who your real father is is even stranger still.

When I was 18, a mysterious boy appeared out of nowhere.

I now believe he was from the future.

He was smart, charming, and very familiar.

I felt that I had known him for a lifetime.

After making love, the mysterious traveler disappeared in a flash of

leaving only behind a strange artifact from the future.

No one knows you have it. Not Sergeant Miles, or your stepbrother Jimmy, who I

suspect had something to do with this.

I hope I could find him, and maybe make sense of all of this.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

And I hope time away will give you a chance to figure it all out.

Love, Mom.

Hey. Hey.

Oh, my God. Did you get the same letter? Yeah. What? What's going on?

I don't know. My mom sent me this weird letter and then went on some mysterious

trip. Yeah, it's so confusing.

What? Yeah, mine says something about how my dad's not actually my dad and my

real dad is some mysterious, weird, time -traveling boy.

Yeah, and this?

What? Did you get one of these?

I definitely did not get one of these.

Looks like a cell phone.

Yeah, my mom said it was a time machine and to keep it safe and keep it a

secret.

That's so weird.

We should ask Jimmy. You think he would know?

My mom said not to.

Besides, he's been MIA.

You know what? This is probably all just some big prank, you know, and they're

probably there at the house.

Wait for us. They're going to throw us a party.

Yeah, let's go find out. Yeah, let's go.

Can you believe this shit?

Dude, that was totally a bad interference.

Oh, my God. What, no flag?

Hey.

Hey, what's going on, girls? Where was the party?

Party? Yeah. Oh.

It's our birthday?

I know. I thought now that you're 18, you could go out partying with your

friends. I don't know. I mean, we're just watching the game. You might as

come and join us. Yeah, come on.

Not even a cake? Give us a hug. Not even a cake.

Oh, happy birthday.

Happy birthday, darling.

Thank you, thank you. Sorry about the mess and stuff, but, you know, we don't

have girls over too often, so.

So we got these.

Yeah, what's up with these letters? What is it?

What is it?

Time traveling.

Oh, here we fucking go.

aren't our dads, and they're some random boys who apparently are our brothers

that are our dads from the future and the past. It just doesn't make any

I can't believe this.

Get comfortable.

I don't think they actually told them. This doesn't make any sense.

Okay, so when we met your mom, they were both pregnant. We are not

your dads.

We're not your biological fathers. What?

But they were both pregnant, and they had this story about these boys from

the future or something like that.

We wrote it off as kind of silly. We did the joint ceremony, got married, and

just figured we'd be your father. It started to be a joke, but it continued

continued. Yeah. What the heck?

And then that's where I had to draw the line. They got into it with...

The boys from the future in the past. I don't know. They were trying to say it

was our sons.

There's like a whole time travel thing going on.

Yeah. So Carlos and Jimmy are the ones that they fucked from the future in the

past? Yeah.

It's ridiculous.

What the hell? Totally, totally ridiculous.

That's why I had to go for the divorce.

Because it was just too much. And they kept going and going and going.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

Yeah. I told you our moms are fucked. Now they're trying to feed us this

bullshit story.

I bet they're trying to shack up with Carlos and Jimmy right now.

They're really just out there fucking our brothers.

Now that sounds like something your mom would do.

That's so weird.

Would she really do that? I mean, your mom always did kind of have a

way of looking at Carlos.

What the heck? That's why I had to be like, nah, we gotta end this.

I think we should get revenge.

Revenge? Yeah.

They fucked our brothers, so we should fuck their ex -husbands.

Huh?

Um... No?

It makes total sense.

You know what I mean?

I mean, she kind of has a point. I mean, the punishment should fit the crime.

See? It makes sense. Like, I can fuck your dad. You can fuck mine.

We'll have birthday fun. I mean,

that would really piss them off.

Exactly.

That would piss them off.

Yeah, they'd hate that.

Girls want to party with us?

I don't know.

Fuck yeah, let's party.

It always has been a really fucked up family.

We have to have some birthday fun.

I mean yeah.

It feels good.

Our mouths are going to be so fucking good.

I know.

Oh, wow. Those are pretty.

Thank you.

That was good.

That was good.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Is he taking care of you, sweetheart?

Yes.

Best birthday ever.

Cheers. Cheers.

Oh, no.

Is this really okay that we're doing this?

Yeah. Let's have fun.

Are you sure?

Are you sure you're okay with it? Are you okay with me sucking your dad's

Yeah. What do you mean? It's going to be like the best revenge.

I agree with her totally.

Okay. Let's do so.

Oh, aren't you two just the cutest?

She's taking care of you, bro? You doing okay, sweetie?

Is your gag reflex getting you?

I'm doing great.

That's okay.

That's okay.

Oh my god.

This is so crazy.

I can't believe I'm sucking your dad's dick right now.

Put it in your mouth.

Oh my God, that's so hot.

It's really weird that I can hear my daughter sucking your dick.

It's making my dick harder.

Like a champ.

Like a champ.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yes.

There it is.

It's gravy.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes.

Hey, sweetie.

Give your friend a little kiss on the cheek.

Thank you, sweetie.

Your dad's cock is so big.

Oh, fuck.

What are you doing?

What does it look like?

You shouldn't be touching my dick like that. It feels so

good, doesn't it?

It does feel really good.

Oh, God.

How's it do, Daddy?

Oh, God, he has such a pretty pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Dad, do you think I have a pretty pussy?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Is this what you wanted to see, sweetie?

Yeah. Do you want to see your daddy's dance? Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Thank you, honey. Don't set us.

Don't set us on that dick, huh? There you go.

That's it, baby.

Good girl. Good girl.

Look at how it felt.

Like that ass.

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hot.

You like fucking my dad?

Yeah. Yeah?

I love fucking your dad. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Joel.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. Please keep going.

Keep going. Keep going. You're going to make me fucking go.

You almost pushed me out, man.

My cum tastes so good on your dick.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Yeah,

let me spread her fucking pussy through you, Daddy.

Put it back.

Put it back.

Yes.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Stick it in my mouth, Daddy.

No, honey.

That'd be too weird. No.

Sweetie, just put me back in there.

I can't do it.

And so you just put me back in your front.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

That's better.

Want some of that pussy?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, my God. It's so good.

Oh, my God. Oh, your dad fucks me so good.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Honey,

you're supposed to be putting it back in. Come on. No, suck on it. Suck on it.

There,

that's good enough, right?

Honey.

Oh, Leah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Yes, please, Daddy.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh,

what a good Daddy.

Keep talking, Daddy.

Please, I want it so bad.

I want your things inside me so bad.

I love you.

Please. Please.

Come on. Come on.

Fuck me.

Yeah, come on. I mean, you want to, yeah?

Yeah. Please.

Please. Come on. You want your dad to fuck you?

No.

What do you want to do?

I don't know.

It's my daughter.

I'm down.

I'll see you.

I know.

And I'm like watching her fucking daughter.

I'm not saying I have a daughter.

You did.

I am.

Also.

Fuck it.

Come back.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to get over here.

Let me hold it for you.

Thank you, good friend.

Yeah, it'll be okay. Yeah, let's see what her pussy tastes like.

Mmm. God damn it.

Mmm.

Sweetie.

Oh, no.

Definitely got prettier feet than your mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh,

shit, it's going to happen.

Put it in me.

Put it in me, Daddy.

Oh my God, it's so fucking good.

Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh my God, it's so good. Oh my God, it's so good. Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh,

you're getting nice and fucking deep inside of me, daddy.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit. Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

right there, right there, right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh, my God, honey.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my

God.

Daddy. You're a little pervert. You like watching me fuck my daughter, don't

you?

It's okay. I like it too.

You want to taste her pussy?

Put it back in your room.

Yeah, put it back inside of her.

There you go.

Yeah, really stretch that fucking pussy out.

She's so fucking good.

What a good girl.

Wow, that is gorgeous.

Get away.

Spread it for me.

Spread it for me.

You need to get it nice and deep in there.

Oh, God.

Do you like that, baby?

Yeah. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God, it's so good.

It's so good.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Bye.

I want your dick so bad.

Please. Please.

Please. I want your dick, Daddy.

I want your dick, Daddy. Please.

That's my girl.

That's my girl.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. It's so fucking good.

It's so fucking good.

Wow.

Yes, Daddy.

Yes.

Fuck yes, Daddy. It feels so fucking good. It feels so fucking good.

Use my fucking pussy, daddy. Use my fucking pussy, daddy.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. It feels so fucking good.

Nice and fucking deep.

God, nice and deep in that little pussy.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Just like that, just like that, just like that. Right there, right there,

there. Oh, don't fucking stop. Please don't fucking stop.

Oh my God, it feels fucking amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Daddy's little babies.

Oh, my

God.

Thank you.

I want some fucking cum. I want some fucking cum.

Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh,

please.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Give us your condolences.

You swapped daddies, now we have to swap cubs.

Wait, do you hear that?

Yeah.

Yeah, what is that sound?

Sounds like it's coming from over here.

Oh my gosh.

It's the same.

So what is that?

Why is it ringing?

Here, press a button.

What the fuck?

What the fuck did I just do?

Cleo?

What the fuck?

Dude, maybe it was actually true.

That means... We... Jesus.

Of our granddaughters?

Oh, fuck.

I'm getting a beer. Come on.