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They say the land beneath Amityville still whispers,

holding secrets darker than the night.

Those who come too close are drawn in

by its twisted history.

A place where blood stains the earth,

and where the past refuses to die.

Beware what you awaken,

for Some curses never sleep.

(flies buzzing)

Looks like they got a pretty good hall this year, huh?

That is a lot of booty.

Woo.

You're damn right it is.

Yo bro, Where's the, uh, full-size candy bar house at?

Up past the Baker's. Cap?

No cap. For real?

On guard.

All right, bet.

That's not even our language, is it?

I only understand about 10%

of what they say to each other.

It's like living with foreign exchange students

that look like us.

(crickets chirping)

Happy Halloween. Halloween.

Some for the, uh, witch,

and a little for the, uh, yeah, yeah.

There you go.

(horn honking)

(crickets chirping)

Hey. Hey, about time, about time.

What's going on with you, brother?

Have a seat, have a seat.

Sweets for the tots,

and some treats for the rents.

There you go.

Thank you.

There you go.

Ugh, come on, they're sitting down now?

How long is this gonna take?

Take as long as it takes

to tell you what a real Halloween was like

back when we used to work the houses.

Again?

Hey, no eating until we get home,

and check for razor blades

and drugs.

Hey dad, what do you me and Cody go out

and trick or treat while you guys stay here?

Get wasted.

Excuse me, little man,

nobody here is intoxicated.

Well, except maybe Tom.

I'm not.

Define wasted.

Come on Dad, just a few more houses.

We need those four bars,

and you know those are the best houses.

I don't know, it's really not safe

without a parent.

Dad, come on, we're 14.

We're not little babies anymore,

we can go trick or treating, it's Halloween.

And, it's a safe neighborhood, right?

Well, I don't know.

With all these porch cams

people got nowadays they should be fine.

What do you think, Mony?

All right.

Just the houses until the full bar house,

and then right back here, you hear?

Thanks. Thanks.

(crickets chirping)

Kids today, they don't understand

what a real Halloween looks like.

No way.

I mean, if you didn't have toilet paper-

Eggs. Eggs.

Shaving cream.

Do you remember that time,

do you remember the time Old man Otis,

when we swiped the pumpkins from his front porch,

and we took off running,

and I fell down and the pumpkins just went everywhere?

You should have seen the look at his face.

Oh my God, I thought he resurrected the dead.

(dramatic music)

Is something wrong?

I've never seen the house before.

It looks like the house in that movie.

Don't worry, Scott, Amityville's a long way from here.

I just got a text from Johnny.

And?

Says they're being followed by a man,

like they're being stalked.

He wouldn't joke about something like that.

No, no, we gotta go.

Let's go.

(crickets chirping)

(footsteps thudding)

(dramatic music)

There they are.

(dramatic music continues)

Johnny.

911 just keeps ringing then disconnects.

I got nothing.

Where'd you see him?

Johnny, where'd you see Johnny?

That far window. Okay.

Okay, he's not in there.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, listen.

Is that footsteps upstairs? I think so.

(footsteps thudding)

You sure you heard footsteps?

There's someone up here.

(dramatic music) (flies buzzing)

(dramatic music continues) (flies buzzing)

Get out.

(dramatic music continues) (flies buzzing)

(footsteps thudding)

What the hell was that?

Could have been the owner of the house.

I don't know.

I can't get the door open.

I can't get through, I got nothing.

I got nothing.

We need to find the kids.

Fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers.

What the fuck?

What the kill the piggies.

Something's not right here.

(dramatic music)

(indistinct)

(women screaming)

The guy with the gun was right there.

He was right there. He was right there.

(woman crying)

It's okay, there's nobody there.

Johnny.

What?

(dramatic music continues)

Johnny?

Find them and get the hell out of here.

(dramatic music continues)

Shit, Monica, try yours.

Okay, okay.

(dramatic music continues)

What the?

It's dead.

Damn bastard cell phone.

I can't see anything.

Can Somebody find a light switch?

Wait, I found something.

(dramatic music)

What the fuck is that?

(dramatic music continues)

Where's the door?

There is no door.

That's not possible.

How did we get in here?

(dramatic music)

(everyone screams)

(man laughing)

(man laughing)

(dramatic music continues)

(man laughing)

(man laughing)

(man laughing)

Yo, the full bar house delivered, eh?

Definitely.

Dude, our parents were freaking out for no reason.

I know.

Like nothing exciting ever happens in this neighborhood.

(dramatic music)

I lived there once, but it's not a town anymore,

it's a prison of despair.

We were all trapped, lost to the curse.

We vanished without a trace,

swallowed by its darkness.

But, if you listen, you can still hear

the echo of our screens.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

Right, eh.

I told you we should have gotten gas at the last stop.

Well, no shit Sherlock.

This place abandoned?

Is this place abandoned?

It's not gonna work.

Hello?

Is anyone in there?

You don't have to be a dickhead.

(dramatic music)

You know what my mama always said

in these types of moments, right?

What?

She said, uh, life's like a box of chocolates,

you never know how much gas you have.

Okay, I didn't know that we weren't gonna

make it to the next gas station.

We can just go to the next campsite,

and see if someone has gas.

What are we gonna do, bum gas off of someone?

Yeah.

I mean, what choice do we have?

Okay, come on.

Okay, you don't have to be an asshole about it.

No, you're right, what other choice do we have?

(engine roaring)

(gentle music)

I mean, we can always push the car.

(gentle music continues)

Okay, sorry.

(gentle music continues)

Uh, do you wanna steer?

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Come on.

Okay, just a little bit more.

Hey, stop, Stop.

See?

It wasn't that far.

Doesn't really look like a campsite.

Dude, someone's already here.

We just gotta ask for some gas

and we can get going.

Okay,

(dramatic music)

Hello.

Oh shit.

Killer beer.

So, so good You might just die.

Fuck it, it's beer.

Yeah.

Killer beer.

Is this even real?

So good you might just die.

Shut the hell up.

It's getting dark, I'm gonna go grab firewood.

(dramatic music)

(birds chirping)

Ah, dude, I forgot my clothes.

I'll be back.

Mm-k.

(dramatic music)

(person chugging)

(dramatic music continues)

(dramatic music)

(chain saw buzzing)

(dramatic music)

What the fuck?

Shit, shit, fuck.

(dramatic music continues)

(dramatic music continues)

(dramatic music continues)

(dramatic music continues)

We got out,

but the town never lets go.

You think you're safe,

that you escape the curse,

but there is no escape.

It pulls you back,

it drags you into the dark embrace,

and when you think hell has ended you find out

it's only just begun.

It's a Scamityville.

Our top story of the hour is a shocking one for many

as the host of the famous OG Amityville podcast,

known as the illustrious Mr. Goff on the air,

has been found to be a fraud.

Sources revealed today that the podcast,

which claimed to be recorded in Amityville

by a man who had been there,

was actually being recorded in Allergan, Michigan.

Not only has the host never been

inside the Amityville house,

it appears he has never been to Amityville at all.

Reaction to the news has been mixed,

with some saying it is a well-played joke,

and others speaking with lawyers.

At least one lawsuit has been filed against Mr. Goff,

and time will tell what happens

to the man responsible for this activity.

(static buzzing)

Hey, yo, it's me, the OG Amityville, AKA Jack,

AKA, the illustrious Mr. Goff.

And, yeah, y'all called me out, all right?

I'm from Michigan.

Yeah, proud resident.

I love it here, I love my state,

I'm not ashamed of that.

And, yeah, y'all are going,

"Okay, why you calling yourself Amityville?"

"Oh, I got trauma from it."

Okay, bitch, we're talking about

fucking Freddy Kruger slashing people up,

and you are all gonna get trauma

from a man who just told you he was from

a public domain name?

You are all a bunch of bitches, all right?

And to prove that you are all bitches,

and that I am the king of horror,

We have something really cool.

What do we got?

What do we got right here?

The spoon.

That is the spoon, all right?

All right?

Y'all know my man over here.

We got spoons.

Give 'em a shout out,

tell him who you are.

Martin.

That's Martin.'

All right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

y'all know Martin from the podcast.

All right, he is gonna be outside with this camera,

filming me outside my house

because we are live streaming.

Live streaming what happens

if you use a spoon from Amityville.

Y'all talk about these items

being cursed all the time, right?

Everyone who's taken an item,

like the spirit lives inside of it and dies.

Well, I've never fucking believed that,

but just to shut y'all up we're gonna do a live stream.

We're gonna see, I got cameras hooked up

all throughout my house.

This is gonna be one of the coolest events of your lives.

And you're gonna see it brought to you by the OG Amityville,

the king of horror, the illustrious Mr. Goff, AKA Jack.

We're fucking ready for it.

Aren't we ready for it?

Very ready.

Very ready.

All right, stick around 'cause

we're gonna be here live all week.

All right everybody,

we are here for dinner on our first night,

brought to you by the fine folks at HelloFresh.

HelloFresh, you can get three free meals right now

if you go to hello fresh.com and use code Amityville,

and the shipping is included.

You cannot beat that deal,

and I don't know if you can beat

the delicious meals that they send us.

I'm talking, I mean, I've had some of the best stuff,

and this is just a bowl of soup,

but so far it looks delicious.

It looks like way more

than just your average bowl of soup.

Now let's see if this spoon adds any weird flavor to it,

or gives it anything, gives it a kick or anything.

Boy, I'll tell you, if this spoon does anything,

it only showcases the fantastic flavors

that HelloFresh is packaging in.

(static buzzing)

But the real question that you're wondering is,

"Does it work as a toothbrush?"

Well, let's get finding out.

(static buzzing)

(door knocking)

Fuck, fuck.

Jesus.

I'm up.

It's fucking 3:15.

Martin, are you fucking serious?

We said we are not doing this.

We are taking it completely genuine, all right?

Stop being a fucking attention seeking slut

just like your fucking wife.

Jesus, man.

I'm going back to bed.

Get out to your spot.

Don't try this again.

I'm not, ugh.

Goodnight.

Hey guys, yeah, so for those of you who don't know,

Martin left last night after I made fun of his wife again.

I guess he wasn't even at the door.

People online are saying that like

it was the spirit of Amityville

trying to get in through this spoon.

But, I mean, I put it in my mouth,

and I feel just fine, my teeth haven't fallen out,

So I don't know if I believe that.

But, anyway, you know, it's just

I'm more tired today from that,

but it's just us today,

So we're gonna see what happens with this spoon, man,

living it up night.

(static buzzing)

Night two, and, uh, I can see why people keep these things,

like it's really cool.

It's kinda longer for a spoon,

it's, it's, it's nice.

It's beautiful, you know, it is.

It's, it's a cool item to have.

I hope I sleep better tonight than I did last night.

I'm just more tired, you know?

So, but not tired enough to miss

the fantastic taste of Kraft macaroni and cheese,

which is just oozing with flavor,

and...

Damn the mac and, mac and cheese is delicious.

Kraft use the code.

(static buzzing)

And I know some of you have been worried about me,

but I'm doing fine.

I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine,

I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine.

(dramatic music)

(Jack laughing)

(dramatic music) (Jack laughing)

Hey guys, Danny B here coming to you live.

You know, I'm a huge fan of the illustrious Mr. Goff,

and the OG Amityville Podcast.

Uh, people have been looking for him all over,

and I think I found him.

I'm actually really excited to be out here in the woods.

I got a tip that he might be out here,

so we're gonna go check it out.

I see someone up here, here we go.

Jack?

Oh my God, Jack, it's really you.

I can't believe I found him, everybody.

Jack, uh, people have been looking for you all over, man.

They wanna know, was it a hoax?

Did it really happen?

Jack.

Ah, ah.

Ah,

I tried to warn them, no one listens.

The town feeds,

and those who venture within its boundaries

become part of its feast.

Even I became a victim of its curse.

Once it marks you, you cannot escape,

and you, you're next.

(upbeat music)

♪ The streets are alive ♪

♪ The streets are forever ♪

♪ The streets are alive ♪

♪ The streets are forever ♪

♪ The streets are alive ♪

♪ (indistinct) walking ♪

♪ The streets feel your feet ♪

♪ When you're walking ♪

♪ You're running, you're falling ♪

♪ No, no, you falling ♪

♪ They hear what they say when you're talking ♪

♪ They know what you've done, what you're doing ♪

♪ The streets ♪

♪ When you're ♪

♪ The streets are alive ♪

♪ The streets will never die ♪

♪ The streets are alive ♪

♪ The streets are ♪

(skeleton screaming)

(gentle music)

Marty, can you come get the kid, please?

I gotta deal with my John here.

(gentle music continues)

Are you sure you're not Skeleton Cop?

Because if you are, this belongs to you.

(gentle music continues)

Marty, take the kid.

(gentle music continues)

You sure you're not Skeleton Cop, right?

That dude fucked me up bad last time.

(skeleton screams)

All right, what are you into?

(skeleton screams)

All right, okay.

Well, I'm sorry,

but I'm really not into

that two girls one cup kind of stuff,

and, plus, I didn't eat any Taco Bell today,

so what else?

(skeleton screaming)

All right, how about a little bit of this?

♪ Maximum calcium ♪

Oh my God, you are Skeleton Cop.

Marty, it's Skeleton Cop, quick, get in here.

(dramatic music)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(bones cracking)

(dramatic music continues)

(fist thuds)

(dramatic music continues)

(fist thuds)

(dramatic music continues)

(bones cracking)

(footsteps thudding)

(chainsaw buzzing)

♪ Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville ♪

(people chattering)

They were talking about backing the blue,

thought they were talking about the avatar people.

This ain't backing no fucking blue,

they're putting a bag of bones on the street.

He ain't got any fucking heart.

You need a heart to be a cop.

Yeah, you can see right through it, literally.

Literally.

All right.

(people chattering)

Listen up, that sick raccoon

that's terrorizing Decatur Street,

y'all need to patrol better,

'cause our citizens just,

they demand that their trash cans be taken care of,

that they're safe.

They're tired of all their garbage all over the street.

And I'm tired of sending people to go and clean it up.

Next time it's gonna be one of you.

Yes, Chief.

I just wanna send you, I don't know why.

I understand.

The next thing on the agenda

is because of some bumbling skeleton

Hannah O'Hara was just released from the, uh,

the halfway house, okay?

You know who I'm talking about.

Hand job Hannah.

This is Amityville.

This isn't some red light fucking district.

You think women can just walk around,

and do whatever they want with their bodies, huh?

No sir. No chief.

Not here.

No, no, no.

No.

I know y'all don't like having a skeleton on the crew,

I know I don't with his boney little fingers touching pens,

handing reports, disgusting.

It makes me sick.

I could just, I could feel the vomit coming up in my mouth.

I have no choice in it, nor do you.

This order came straight down from the governor's office.

So I have to assign him to patrol with somebody.

It's gonna be you, Officer LaFrag.

What the hell, why me?

Why?

I'll tell you why.

Because I just plain don't like you.

Now take your fucking partner,

and get out of here.

Anybody else have any questions?

No sir. No chief.

All right, dismissed.

Get the fuck outta here.

I need a fucking drink.

♪ Skeleton cop goes to Amityville ♪

♪ Skeleton cop goes to Amityville ♪

(radio chattering)

Hey, no smoking in the squad cars.

(radio beeping)

God dammit.

You may have been some hot shot city cop,

but this ain't the city.

This bullshit macho attitude ain't gonna fly with me.

I read your jacket,

I know your last partner was killed in the line of duty,

and I'm not gonna cash in my fucking chips

just 'cause I got saddled up with some loose canon

trigger happy buffoon.

(skeleton screaming)

(skeleton screaming)

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

I guess I judged you wrong.

You accept my apology, partner?

♪ Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville ♪

(radio chattering)

You won't find donuts like these in the city.

Donnie's Donuts have been in business since 1895.

Passed down from father and son

generation after generation.

Amityville is a town of family and tradition.

My father was a cop.

He died when I was pretty young,

but I remember he would take me on ride-alongs,

and we would always get Donnie's donuts.

(skeleton screaming)

Nah, he didn't die in the line of duty.

Heart attack on a fishing trip.

I was eight, maybe nine.

That's why I decided to become a cop.

I still just wanna make him proud.

What about you?

Why'd you become a cop?

(radio chattering)

Made threatening comments to her,

she is concerned he might return.

Unit one niner, code five.

♪ Skeleton Cop goes to Amityville ♪

♪ Skeleton Cop goes ♪

We get a call like this every year around Halloween

ever since this house has been unoccupied.

50 years ago there was a sextuple homicide here,

so kids, usually high schoolers,

they wanna break in,

and see the spooky Amityville murder house,

and smoke jazz cigarettes,

and have make out parties.

They think they're pretty cool until we show up.

♪ Culinary delight ♪

♪ Coming to your taste buds ♪

♪ From the afterlife ♪

♪ Chin up ♪

♪ Ghostly ♪

♪ Once your intestines squirts out your butt ♪

♪ Cooking with chef Belial ♪

All right, welcome to this, uh, fucking show,

where we cook a fucking duck,

and, uh, fucking lighter.

Mark this up right here,

then we put the spaghetti on right there.

All right.

We're gonna cook a cat.

No, we're not gonna cook a cat.

(upbeat music)

All right

See that?

Now, (indistinct) not doing it right.

All right, gourmet meal here.

Then what we do?

Huh, huh?

Stick your hand.

(upbeat music continues)

(chef laughing)

(chef laughing)

Blue cheese.

(upbeat music continues)

Shh.

♪ Cooking with chef Belial ♪

You know what else goes good with duck?

Bacon.

(chef imitates a pig)

You hear that, piggy?

Little (indistinct).

Yeah, I'm gonna come get you,

and I'm gonna gut you.

I'm gonna gut you like a fucking pig.

Like it oinks while it's alive.

Ooh, I'm coming for you,

and I'm gonna grease you up.

It's gonna taste so good

'cause it's gonna be the greatest thing

I've ever fucking cooked.

And, you know what,

I'm gonna let everybody you know taste it.

(chef laughs)

(skeleton cop screaming)

You're right, partner,

let's get the fuck out of here.

♪ Maximum calcium ♪

♪ Maximum calcium, baby ♪

♪ Skeleton Cop ♪

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

♪ Skeleton cop ♪

♪ Stars shinning bright above you ♪

♪ Night breezes seem to whisper I love you ♪

♪ Birds singing in the sycamore trees ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ Stars fading but I linger my dear ♪

♪ Still craving your kiss ♪

♪ I'm longing to linger till dawn dear ♪

♪ Just singing this ♪

(gun firing)

♪ Sweet dreams till ♪ (gun firing)

♪ Sun beams find you ♪ (gun firing)

♪ Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you ♪

♪ But in your dreams whatever they be ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

(woman screaming)

♪ Sweet dreams till sun beams find you ♪

♪ Find you ♪

♪ Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you ♪

♪ But in your dreams whatever they be ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪

♪ Got milk for strong bones ♪

♪ Maximum calcium ♪

♪ Maximum calcium baby ♪

♪ Skeleton Cop ♪

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

♪ And Skeleton Cop ♪

(angelic singing)

(angelic singing)

Am I dead?

No, no, no, no.

I can't be dead.

I gotta get home.

My kids are waiting for me.

It's Sunday.

I make pancakes every Sunday.

Every Sunday.

Skeleton Cop, don't just stand there,

fucking do something.

(Skeleton Cop screams)

I don't know, put me back together,

I gotta get home.

(angelic singing)

(angelic singing)

Dad?

(angelic singing)

♪ Sweet dreams till sun beams find you ♪

♪ Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you ♪

♪ But in your dreams whatever they be ♪

♪ Dream a ♪ (gun firing)

(upbeat rock music)

(gun firing)

(woman screaming)

(gun firing)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(gun firing)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(gun firing)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(gun firing)

(upbeat rock music continues)

No, please, don't shoot me.

Please, don't shoot me.

Please.

I am not like them.

I am worse.

I am worse.

(gun firing)

(Skeleton Cop laughs)

(upbeat music)

I congratulate you, Skeleton Cop,

you're the first to have made it this far.

I am Ester, guardian of hell's portal. (laughs)

This house, this house, a conduit between the realms

where the spirits of the restless souls may reside.

For 10,000 years this lamp has carried a curse.

Hey, wait, where are you going?

Hey, stop that.

This is absurd.

What are you doing?

(upbeat music)

♪ Who ♪

♪ Got that maximum calcium ♪

♪ Don't hold back on that maxim calcium ♪

Amityville, a town built on madness.

Every shadow hides a story of violence.

Every echo a scream of the past.

The spirits here do not rest, they linger,

waiting for the moment to strike again.

And when the veil is thin,

the evil becomes real.

(dramatic music)

Hello, I am your artificial intelligence

assistant Remus,

who is well versed in the practice

of human psychology,

what can I help you with today, Doug?

I've been troubled lately.

What seems to be troubling you?

The clown.

The clown?

Every time I see her I just wonder

"Is she even there?"

Where have you seen this clown?

Well, one day I took my dog Kodak for a walk,

and there she was just standing right there by the shed.

(dramatic music continues)

Is that the only time that you have seen the clown?

No.

Another time I went out to eat at this restaurant,

which is a big deal for me

because I don't like going out in public.

Just as I'm getting into my salad,

there's the clown peeking over the edge of the booth,

and looking at me, starring at me.

Why does the clown keep starring at me?

(dramatic music)

In order to analyze the clown's intentions,

first I must know the clown's behavior.

What does this clown say to you?

That's the thing, the clown doesn't say anything.

The clown just looks at me.

So a silent clown?

I think that is called a mime.

When did you first start seeing this clown?

You know, it's funny that you mention that,

because I had to go back and think about it.

The clown didn't start showing up

until I got my package.

Your package,

I have taken a look at your email,

and I do not see any sort of order history.

That's because I didn't order a package,

it was sent to me.

Where was it sent from?

It said it was from Ocean Avenue,

Amityville, New York.

(dramatic music)

And what was in the package?

I couldn't believe it,

when I opened it up all that was in there

was this little music box.

Someone sent you a box of tapes

or compact discs?

No, no, no, like a little music box.

It was like a children's toy.

It's got a little handle on the side,

and you turn it,

and it makes the music.

What kind of music did it make?

(music box playing)

It was very creepy and unsettling,

I just can't get it out of my head,

just like I can't get that clown out of my head.

The mime.

That's right, the mime.

So, this mime did not start showing up

until you received the package from Amityville, New York?

Wouldn't you say that this is an Amityville mime?

So what you're trying to tell me

with all your commuting power is that

this mime followed the package all the way here

from Amityville, New York?

No, Benson, what I'm trying to tell you

is that Amityville is a place of curses.

That children's musical box

that you listened to the music,

it was cursed.

And now that mime has latched onto you.

So what am I supposed to do?

You should do whatever you think

you need to do to defend yourself.

What do you think the mime wants?

If it's cursed, what does the mime want from me?

There's all sorts of curses out there.

Each one is different from the other.

You will know in time what the Amityville mime

wants from you.

Thanks, you're a lot of help, Remus,

a lot of help.

My pleasure.

Would you like to update your last will and testament?

No, it's still pretty good as is,

thanks for asking.

Well, if that's all I can assist you with today,

I will take a nap.

Such a difficult life you lead.

I'm not the one who is cursed.

The town, it's always watching.

Every corner hides a dark past,

every shadow a threat.

You never know what you're walking into

until it's too late.

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music continues)

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Amityville, the name itself is a curse.

We were its last offering,

but it still hungers.

Do you hear the whispers?

That's it calling you.

You will be next.

What?

No, no, please, anything.

No.

What is this shit?

Please.

Come and get me.

Olly olly oxen free.

Come and get me.

I heard there's a bad toilet in here.

There's no escape, no salvation.

The blood of the innOcence stains the earth,

and the town drinks it all.

When the sun sets, it begins again.

Fear the night.

Ugh, the horrors of retail.

How long has it even been

since someone's been in here?

I mean, I think it was that lady

that had like that huge bag

with like every possession she's ever owned.

That was like right before your break,

so, like, I don't know, like 90 minutes.

It just makes time go by so slow.

You think with the mall being new

it was drive some traffic in.

I don't know what they expected

when they built it on the land

where all that stuff happened.

What stuff?

Like the murders.

Wait, murders?

There were murders here?

You know, I don't really know how much

I'm supposed to talk about.

Spill it.

But, yeah, so before they built the mall

there was like this old creepy house here,

and like all of these like killings and stuff happened,

and then all of these hauntings happened,

and then they just like leveled the house,

and then, you know, built a mall.

Great.

So you're telling me we're working on cursed land?

I mean, aren't all malls technically cursed land?

No.

Well, you know what,

I think I am gonna take off.

I'm gonna go check out that crappy 3D movie playing.

And leave me

with all these customers by myself?

I think you can handle the madness, I have faith.

Thank you. Yeah.

Oh, please wait.

I'm sorry, but we're closing.

I hope you consider

momentarily allowing me to come in, please.

I simply need to obtain a new generation of Shamus.

I'm Sorry, a what?

A shirt, my dear.

I need to purchase a shirt.

I promise I will operate with haste.

All right, but you'll need to be quick.

Don't mean to freak you out,

but I just wanna make sure no one else comes in.

Perfect, yes, no one to distract,

and also no escape.

Jesting, of course.

So you need a shirt? Yes.

Yes, you see occasionally I, I get these desires,

and when I do I simply must act on them.

I know what you mean, I'm like that with shoes.

Yeah, we're talking about the exact same thing, I'm sure.

So, do you have a color or style in mind?

Mm, yes I do.

But, I think I've found my prey.

This will do.

That's a great choice.

Do you wanna pay with cash or card?

Oh, you'll get all you deserve, my dear,

but first I must ask you a question.

Do you have a changing room?

Oh yes, I'm sorry,

do you wanna try that on?

Indeed.

All right.

Well, the changing room's back here,

so just follow me.

Just go right in here,

and you can get changed.

Oh, perfect.

I'll be right back out

just as soon as I get a a touch more comfortable.

If you need a different size, let me know,

and I can hand it to you.

Sir, is everything okay in there?

Sir?

Um, Sir, how does that fit?

Um, I'm hoping it's okay because

we have to wrap up in here.

Sir?

Hey, hey, hey, Can you help me?

Can you help me?

Somebody's in here with me,

and I can't.

You need to unlock this.

I, I don't have a key.

Alright, um, that sucks.

Uh, I'll go find security or whatever.

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Oh hey, alright, you got out.

Security said they'd be here in like now,

but that usually means about 15 minutes or so.

And, you'd be like, "Dude, about time, am I right?"

Yeah.

No worrying, my dear fellow, all is well.

Forgive my distress earlier,

as I was simply erroneous about my circumstances.

Ah, yeah.

I don't know what any of that means,

but, you all right?

Indeed.

I'll go take my leave now.

As they say, gotta fly.

The locals tried to warn us,

but we were too naive, too arrogant.

Now we are nothing more than shadows

wandering these halls,

waiting for the next to arrive.

We are forced to do the town's bidding,

gathering more souls.

Will yours be next?

Billy,

do not tell me your car broke down again.

Oh my gosh, it is so late,

and you have Tori with you.

Oh, I can't believe you.

Do not tell me that you were out there

walking in the middle of the night with her.

I guess this will probably take all night

before you get it fixed and get home.

Please make sure she gets something to eat,

you know how she gets when she gets hungry, right?

Are you not even gonna tell me

how far away you are from Amityville?

Sydney.

Billy, this is why I divorced you,

you can't do anything right?

Jeez.

Oh my gosh, just let me talk to Tori, all right?

Was that Mom?

Dad, was that Mom?

Is this gonna take all night?

Dad, come on.

You're taking forever, come on.

Answer me, Dad.

Dad?

Hello?

Do you even know what you're doing?

You don't even know how to change the oil, do you?

Be quiet.

This sucks, Dad.

We're supposed to be home by now,

and I promised Sarah that she could

come over when we were home.

Sarah can wait.

No, she can't.

She's important to me,

and you made me go on this stupid trip with you.

She needs me right now,

and she's going through some hard stuff, okay?

Dad?

Dad, I haven't even seen her in like two weeks.

How far are we from AmityVille anyway?

Have you even crossed the state line?

And now we're stuck in this damn car

that won't even start in the middle of nowhere.

Dad, what are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do

about this stupid car that won't start

in the middle of the fucking woods?

Shut up, Victoria.

Dad, can you answer me?

Dad?

Dad?

Am I supposed to just sit here

while you walk back to that stupid gas station?

It's like eight miles.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't have a phone.

Dad, it's probably closed anyway.

What am I supposed to do?

Dad?

Dad, answer me.

Lock the doors, Tori.

Dad?

Oh, I can't believe him.

I can't believe this is how he treats me.

Just wait until mom finds out about this.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad, is that you?

Dad?

Dad, is that you?

Dad?

Dad?

Look, I'm sorry, Okay?

I'm sorry for before.

Would you stop it?

You're scaring me.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Dad?

Tori.

Dad?

Dad?

Tori.

Dad, what's wrong with you?

Dad?

Dad? Tori.

When you leave, you will not leave the same.

Amityville takes what it wants,

and its hunger is eternal.

It doesn't matter if you believe in ghosts or not,

the curse has already marked you.

The nightmare continues

even after the last breath is drawn.

The DeFeoes were

viscously murdered in a single evening

by their own son and brother Ronnie DeFeo.

Many believe this horrific event

was the beginning of all of the supernatural business

at the Amityville House.

If there is truly a supernatural force at the house,

it must spread even beyond the house

for it to have had such a long hold on the public.

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(kid screaming)

Hey buddy, what's going on?

I, I...

Is it the monster again?

Now, I told you the monster isn't real.

But I saw it.

It was just a dream, buddy.

It's your imagination playing tricks on you

because Mom left.

Are you sure?

Buddy, I told you that the monsters aren't real.

But I saw it.

Would I lie to you?

Promise?

Next time you see the monster,

you just yell go away,

and you're not real,

and it'll go away.

Will you say that with me, buddy?

Go away, you're not real.

Go away, you're not real.

You okay, buddy?

Yeah.

Yeah?

All right, sweet dreams, buddy.

Go back to sleep.

Jodie was the mysterious entity

who occupied the house after the DeFeos,

as suggested by George Lutz.

Some say it was a demonic pig monster.

Go away, you're not real.

You're not real.

You're not real.

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Loraine and Ed Warren,

founders of the New England Society for psychic research

investigated the house in 1976.

She told CNN in 2005 that she felt evil.

It's the personification of evil.

She said "I hope this is as close to hell"

"that I'll ever get."

Some may disagree, but who could say for sure.

Hey, what's wrong?

You good?

Yeah, why do you have your hammer?

Uh, I was just doing some chores.

Come on back to bed, buddy.

Okay.

How come you're still up?

Nevermind that, buddy, how you feeling?

I'm good.

Yeah?

No more monsters?

No, I told them what you said,

and now they're all gone.

Good job, buddy,

so now you can go back to sleep.

Goodnight.

Sweet dreams, buddy.

An evil as strong as some say it is,

it must surely spread beyond the house itself,

effecting the local vicinity as well.

Could have sworn.