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Hey Step Bros, do you guys want to watch
a Christmas movie like Polar Express?
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Check this chick out bro, how fat is
she? Oh my god.
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Do you guys want to make some Christmas
cookies?
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Drink some hot chocolate?
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Yeah.
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Maybe make a gingerbread house?
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Oh yeah bro.
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Man, it's Christmas.
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Whoa, look at that thing. This is all
they want to do.
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Christmas got us in a row.
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Dude.
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Dude,
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no, no, no. Oh, but look what that
turned into.
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Gosh.
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Boys are so funny.
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Well, girls are horny, too.
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What? What do you mean?
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Well, you know me.
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I've been with Max in the car, James in
the movie theater.
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Who else?
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Makai at the beach. The beach one was
fun.
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I've had a lot of fun.
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It's fun.
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I don't know how you do it. You're so
confident.
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I don't think I can... Yes, you could.
You're hot.
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I mean, come on. Is there anyone that
you think you could be comfortable doing
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something like that with?
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Now that you mention it.
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You promise you won't get mad?
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Promise. Don't you promise?
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Thank you, promise.
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Nick.
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Nick! Oh my god, ew.
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My brother?
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I know, I know. But he's kinda hot.
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No. But Ryan, on the other hand, your
brother.
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Oh my god, no!
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Stop!
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He's kind of hot.
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Well. I have an idea.
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How about your first time be with your
crush on Christmas?
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What better time?
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What, you mean like today?
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Like Christmas morning.
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I don't want to lose my virginity in
this.
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Well, you don't have to.
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I got you a little something.
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You didn't have to get me anything.
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Perfect.
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Perfect.
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Now we can put this on and make your
wish come true.
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Isn't this a little bit skimpy?
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Skimpy? No, it's perfect.
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They'll love it.
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Okay, I think so.
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Trust me, I've been down this road
before.
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Hey, look at this. Kind of funny, right?
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Yeah, yeah, that's kind of funny. No,
no, no, look at this. Dude, this is
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Okay, bro.
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That is pretty fucking funny.
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Dude, you want to see something that's
funny and hot?
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What? Look at this picture of your
sister.
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What? Dude, what? This is my sister.
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Hands off my sister, bro. What the fuck?
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Bro, relax, man.
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I don't know. It's not a big deal.
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Dude, I'm just saying, like, what if I
said your sister's hot?
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You're like, damn right she's hot.
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She's my sister. Of course she's hot.
Look at me.
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Dude, that's your sister.
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All right, bro. My bad.
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Step -sister. So it doesn't really
matter. But whatever. My bad. Step
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All right.
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Whatever, man. Look at this other dude,
bro.
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Yeah. Oh, dude.
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Hey,
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bro. Hey.
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Hey. Why are you wearing that?
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It's Christmas. What do you mean?
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Yeah, they're cute, huh?
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They're inappropriate.
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Yeah, what the hell?
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I think they're cute.
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Let's open some presents.
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I guess we got presents.
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Right? Pretty exciting.
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Here you go.
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All right.
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This is for Ryan.
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Oh, it's huge.
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I got one for you.
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Thanks.
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And another one for Ryan.
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Oh, here's one for me.
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One for you, Lainey. Thank you. And
look, I got this one for you. Thank you.
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But before we start opening our
presents, there's a special present that
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What's that? Yeah, what is that?
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What do you mean? What is this? This is
a mistletoe. It's Christmas tradition.
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Right.
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What's that?
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Oh, my God. You guys are killing me.
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When two people are under a mistletoe,
they're supposed to kiss.
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What? Kiss my own sister?
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Gross. It's not me, silly.
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You kiss Lainey, and I kiss Ryan.
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No, I don't think it's a good idea.
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I mean, what would our parents think?
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What?
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Who's going to tell our parents?
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I mean, I might say something.
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Ryan, come on. You always do this. You
always paddle.
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This will be fun.
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It's not a good idea. Come on.
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Really? Can you just not be a pussy,
please?
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Why? I'm not being a pussy. I'm just
trying to do the right thing, okay? I
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think it's a good idea.
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Maybe they have a way to know.
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Or it's Christmas.
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Guys, come on. This isn't a good idea.
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I don't think that... We're locked.
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Is this a good idea?
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I think I have to go to the bathroom.
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I think this is my key. Where
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are you going?
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To the bathroom.
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If I have to blow your brother, I will.
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Oh my god, you're so crazy.
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Anything for my bestie.
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Well I guess that means we should kiss
now, huh? Yeah.
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I have a confession.
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It's my first time.
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Don't worry.
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I'll warm you up.
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Lie down next to me.
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My sister would do that.
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Well,
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well, well.
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What are you doing? I'm using the
bathroom.
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I've been trying to get your attention
all night. I have been wearing this sexy
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outfit and you're just a stupid boy and
haven't realized and you're too worried
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about your sister.
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I think this is better.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'm ready.
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Oh, Lord.
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oh my god oh my god
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oh my
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god
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I can't believe you're the first person
to ever be inside me.
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So good. So do you.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, you stretch me out so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my fucking God. You take it so
fucking good.
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Oh, wow.
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Yes. Oh, it feels so good.
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Were you just about to... Were you
having sex?
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No. No?
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I'm telling Mom and Dad.
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Why is your dick out? Your dick is out.
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Because I was blowing him in the
bathroom. That's why.
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Wait a minute.
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Whoa. So you can have fun with my best
friend, but I can't?
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I can't have fun?
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What is wrong with you? It's different.
Look, you're a girl, okay? No, you
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always do this. Just because I'm the
younger sister doesn't mean that you
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it better than me somehow.
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I can't even talk to you. Put your dick
away!
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Ryan! I have an idea. How about we all
have sex right here so that you can
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make sure that she's safe.
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That's a great idea.
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I agree.
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I don't know. This is kind of weird, but
I guess it's better than it being some
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stranger.
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Yeah. Exactly.
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Look, but you gotta promise not to put
it all the way inside her.
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Bro, I promise.
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Just a tip.
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Alright, deal.
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So... Ryan, give
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me a kiss.
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Not those lips.
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Oh, that's your first time?
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Amazing.
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It's so weird seeing my brother eating
that right next to me.
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Oh, yeah.
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Like that?
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Yeah.
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Having a good time over there?
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Yeah. I can't believe it.
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You're my best friend.
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Yeah.
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She likes it though.
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Wow, I can't even get it out of my
mouth.
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Do you
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like that?
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh, I can't look at you.
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Having a good time?
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oh my god oh
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my god
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That was so big.
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Sorry,
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sorry. I know I just hit the tip.
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But that was her mouth on her pussy, so.
You okay?
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Yes.
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Glad
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you're having
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a good time.
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I think you should bend over.
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Is it cool if I have sex with her like
this?
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Yeah, that's fun.
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Oh.
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My head slipped.
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Put it back in. I can't think.
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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You guys better not fucking tell anybody
about this.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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Shit.
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It was an accident.
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Yeah, oh
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Shit.
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It's just that I'm her brother I think
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If she's going to have her first orgasm,
maybe it should be me.
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You're right.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Did you like your did?
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Very much.
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