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Is it on? - Yeah. Do it. 48 00:04:42,986 --> 00:04:44,641 -Sexy. 49 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,331 Sick as fuck. 50 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,848 -Take it off. 51 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:50,365 That's crazy. 52 00:04:50,434 --> 00:04:51,469 I'm sorry. - Just take it. 53 00:04:51,538 --> 00:04:54,021 -I'm trying. 54 00:04:56,124 --> 00:04:59,538 Welcome to our final Halloween on planet Earth 55 00:04:59,607 --> 00:05:02,607 before we become lame-ass taxpaying adults. 56 00:05:02,676 --> 00:05:04,124 Right? - We're going to college, 57 00:05:04,193 --> 00:05:06,089 not a nursing home. - No, I have to watch 58 00:05:06,158 --> 00:05:09,469 my best friend Kaleigh turn into a Yale clone in real time 59 00:05:09,538 --> 00:05:13,021 while I sit here and rot in MCC. 60 00:05:13,089 --> 00:05:14,848 Tell the people... 61 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:17,779 are you too good for us now, Kaleigh Franklin, hmm? 62 00:05:17,848 --> 00:05:20,262 -Um, as a future member of the Yale class of 2009, 63 00:05:20,331 --> 00:05:23,055 yes, absolutely. Thank you so much for asking. 64 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:26,710 I'm kidding. 65 00:05:26,779 --> 00:05:28,572 I love you, dude. Don't be annoying. 66 00:05:28,641 --> 00:05:29,779 - Annoying? - Yeah, annoying. 67 00:05:29,848 --> 00:05:31,296 - Annoying? - You're annoying. 68 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,193 I'm doing us a service by filming this, okay? 69 00:05:33,262 --> 00:05:35,124 Our future selves are going to look back 70 00:05:35,193 --> 00:05:36,893 and remember what it felt like to be legends 71 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,607 before our titties started to sag. 72 00:05:38,676 --> 00:05:39,986 -What the hell is wrong with you? 73 00:05:40,055 --> 00:05:42,365 You are the freaking worst, you know? 74 00:05:42,434 --> 00:05:43,962 Someone needs to experiment on your brain, okay? 75 00:05:43,986 --> 00:05:46,883 -Come on. Last Halloween, bitch. 76 00:05:46,952 --> 00:05:48,331 -Fine. 77 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,124 Okay, just... We're not getting arrested! 78 00:05:52,193 --> 00:05:53,779 What? The police would... 79 00:05:53,848 --> 00:05:55,883 - Jesus God! - Oh, my fucking fuck! 80 00:05:55,952 --> 00:05:57,883 The Mommy's gonna get you! 81 00:05:57,952 --> 00:06:00,124 The Mommy's gonna get you! - Are you fucking serious? 82 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,917 - Really? - You're too old 83 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,710 to trick-or-treat. She's gonna make you 84 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:05,745 disappear forever, you ugly old lady. 85 00:06:05,814 --> 00:06:07,262 -Aw, is the mommy witch gonna make me 86 00:06:07,331 --> 00:06:09,089 one of her milk-sucking babies like you? 87 00:06:09,158 --> 00:06:11,848 - Bitch face! - Yeah, what he said! 88 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:13,745 -Where are your fucking parents? 89 00:06:13,814 --> 00:06:17,262 - The mommy's not real! - Oh, my God. 90 00:06:17,331 --> 00:06:20,365 Literally. Like, do you like yelling at 8-year-olds? 91 00:06:20,434 --> 00:06:21,676 - Yes, I do. - Okay. 92 00:06:21,745 --> 00:06:23,025 -What? They're misogynists, okay? 93 00:06:23,089 --> 00:06:24,986 And besides, ugly old ladies? Please. 94 00:06:25,055 --> 00:06:26,997 -You're literally the one who was talking about sagging tits. 95 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:29,745 -Yeah, well, like it or not, it's the truth, okay? 96 00:06:29,814 --> 00:06:32,400 God. Word. Can we go get some candy? 97 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:35,021 It's baby time. 98 00:06:41,848 --> 00:06:44,538 Trick or treat, Grandpa! 99 00:06:44,607 --> 00:06:47,607 Sorry. 100 00:06:47,676 --> 00:06:49,238 -Aren't you girls a little too old for this? 101 00:06:49,262 --> 00:06:52,779 -What do you mean, sir? I'm just a little baby. 102 00:06:52,848 --> 00:06:55,021 I can't. - Take it. Go, go, go, go, go! 103 00:06:57,745 --> 00:06:59,814 - Hey! - Go, go! 104 00:06:59,883 --> 00:07:01,779 -No. Lacie. Oh, my God! 105 00:07:01,848 --> 00:07:04,331 -"Please take one"? 106 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,089 - Oh, man. - Take them all. 107 00:07:06,158 --> 00:07:08,158 My queen. - My darling. My lady. 108 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,124 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 109 00:07:10,193 --> 00:07:11,572 wait, wait, wait, wait! 110 00:07:11,641 --> 00:07:12,848 Thank you. 111 00:07:15,331 --> 00:07:18,572 Seduce him. Seduce him! 112 00:07:18,641 --> 00:07:22,158 Oh, my God. 113 00:07:22,227 --> 00:07:23,952 I think Danny's cute, yes. - Okay. 114 00:07:24,021 --> 00:07:25,952 - I don't think Matt is cute. - No, that's valid. 115 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:27,607 Receding hairline and all, you know? 116 00:07:30,745 --> 00:07:32,055 -After last year's Halloween, 117 00:07:32,124 --> 00:07:33,986 I do not like them out here alone. 118 00:07:34,055 --> 00:07:35,676 -That girl was barely 18 years old. 119 00:07:35,745 --> 00:07:37,617 - I mean, she was still a senior. - Trick or treat! 120 00:07:37,641 --> 00:07:40,814 -Dude, did you hear them? That was this neighborhood. 121 00:07:40,883 --> 00:07:42,745 - Huh? - Stop. Listen. 122 00:07:42,814 --> 00:07:44,652 The girl from Brighton High, the one who went missing 123 00:07:44,676 --> 00:07:46,572 last year on Halloween. 124 00:07:46,641 --> 00:07:49,641 Hello? Remember? - Oh, yeah! 125 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:50,962 Eh, she was kind of asking for it 126 00:07:50,986 --> 00:07:52,745 in that slutty cheerleader costume. 127 00:07:52,814 --> 00:07:54,607 -Have you read any feminist texts? 128 00:07:54,676 --> 00:07:56,376 - Jesus Christ, Kaleigh. - Any books at all? 129 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,779 Down. Down. No, too down. 130 00:07:57,848 --> 00:07:59,272 Go up. Oh, my God. Split the difference. 131 00:07:59,296 --> 00:08:00,859 In the middle. In the middle. No, you had it. 132 00:08:00,883 --> 00:08:02,203 You had it. Okay, perfect. - Ready? 133 00:08:02,227 --> 00:08:04,469 - Ready, ready. - Five, six. 134 00:08:06,883 --> 00:08:08,262 - Okay, harmony! - ♪ The candy ♪ 135 00:08:08,331 --> 00:08:10,883 - Okay, harmony. - ♪ Spirit of Halloween ♪ 136 00:08:10,952 --> 00:08:12,893 -Don't throw your candy at me. That's the holy candy. 137 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:14,745 -Girl, can you switch with me? 138 00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:16,710 I don't like the one I'm eating. - No. 139 00:08:16,779 --> 00:08:18,710 - Why? - Okay, fine. What do you want? 140 00:08:18,779 --> 00:08:20,676 - I dunno. - Well, then figure it out. 141 00:08:20,745 --> 00:08:22,469 Don't spit it. Come on, dude. 142 00:08:22,538 --> 00:08:24,814 - Holy shit. - What? 143 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:26,572 -How the fuck did we miss that one? 144 00:08:26,641 --> 00:08:28,848 -I don't know. 145 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:32,262 Bitch. 146 00:08:32,331 --> 00:08:34,538 - Oh, shit. - They definitely have 147 00:08:34,607 --> 00:08:37,503 king-sized candy bars. Come on! 148 00:08:37,572 --> 00:08:40,158 God damn. 149 00:08:40,227 --> 00:08:41,686 -That little girl didn't want any candy? 150 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,331 -So? who cares? More candy for us. 151 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,779 Let's go! - Oh, God. 152 00:08:44,848 --> 00:08:47,538 -Faster, bitch! You run like my grandma! 153 00:08:47,607 --> 00:08:49,572 -So sick. 154 00:08:49,641 --> 00:08:52,503 - Any day now. - I'm coming. 155 00:08:55,779 --> 00:08:57,434 -"Twick or tweat." 156 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,365 Hello? 157 00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:07,779 - Whatever. - Anyone home? 158 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,469 Stop. 159 00:09:09,538 --> 00:09:10,848 Let's just go home. 160 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,745 What? 161 00:09:16,193 --> 00:09:18,607 Okay, fine. Lame as hell. 162 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:28,952 Coochie coochie coo. 163 00:09:33,021 --> 00:09:35,986 -Dude, that is scary as shit. 164 00:09:36,055 --> 00:09:37,676 And I want every part of it. 165 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,089 -Yeah, no, I really... I don't... 166 00:09:39,158 --> 00:09:40,607 I don't want to go in there. 167 00:09:40,676 --> 00:09:42,296 Don't be a bitch, Kaleigh. Come on. 168 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:45,021 -Hey, I'm not letting us end up like that cheerleader, okay? 169 00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:47,089 Come on. - Will you grow a pair? 170 00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:49,262 Come on. It's clearly like a haunted house thing. 171 00:09:49,331 --> 00:09:50,986 Sick as fuck. - No, it's like 172 00:09:51,055 --> 00:09:53,021 a murder house thing, dude. - Don't be a pussy. 173 00:09:53,089 --> 00:09:54,572 -Don't be fucking rude. 174 00:09:54,641 --> 00:09:56,883 -Girl, last Halloween! 175 00:09:56,952 --> 00:09:59,745 -It's not... I don't want to go, okay? 176 00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:02,434 -All right. Fine. Jesus Christ. I'll just have fun by myself. 177 00:10:02,503 --> 00:10:03,710 - Seriously? - Peace! 178 00:10:03,779 --> 00:10:07,262 -Lacie! What the fuck, dude? 179 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:13,055 Freaky. - Ugh. 180 00:10:13,124 --> 00:10:15,503 -Dude, are you seeing this? 181 00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:18,296 Give me that. 182 00:10:18,365 --> 00:10:20,538 -Dude, it smells like a corpse in here. 183 00:10:20,607 --> 00:10:23,262 Like, literally. 184 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:26,745 This is sick. - Ugh. What is that? 185 00:10:26,814 --> 00:10:29,365 -I think it's like milk or something? 186 00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:31,055 -Great. Okay. Yeah. 187 00:10:31,124 --> 00:10:33,296 Can we leave now, or, like, do you want to take a sip? 188 00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:34,883 -Oh, that's fucked up. 189 00:10:34,952 --> 00:10:36,376 Oh, Kaleigh, we got a theme here, girl. 190 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,986 Someone's got a weird baby fetish. 191 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:39,848 -No. No, no. We're leaving. Come on. 192 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,572 Relax. Don't pull me. 193 00:10:46,607 --> 00:10:50,710 Hold this. Here. 194 00:10:50,779 --> 00:10:51,986 Okay, see, dude? I told you 195 00:10:52,055 --> 00:10:53,434 this was a haunted house. 196 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:55,296 -Excuse me, ma'am. Could you please move? 197 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:57,203 We'd really like to leave. - Oh, God, shut up, Kaleigh. 198 00:10:57,227 --> 00:10:59,193 I'm trying to get some candy. - No, dude, don't. 199 00:10:59,262 --> 00:11:01,193 What? 200 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:07,365 - Wait, what? - Oh, God. 201 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,400 The door. Hey! 202 00:11:13,503 --> 00:11:15,745 -Turn the light on. I can't see anything. 203 00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:17,334 - Dude, same. - No. What just happened? 204 00:11:17,365 --> 00:11:18,986 Did you see that? What was that? 205 00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:20,434 - Oh, my God. - Turn the light on. 206 00:11:20,503 --> 00:11:22,365 Please turn the light on. - Relax. Relax. 207 00:11:22,434 --> 00:11:24,134 - Lacie, I'm not... - Okay, it's just a joke 208 00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:25,779 or something. Or, like, performance art. 209 00:11:25,848 --> 00:11:27,193 It looked alive. 210 00:11:27,262 --> 00:11:29,745 Horrifying. 211 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,021 -Oh, what the fuck? 212 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:35,572 Holy shit. 213 00:11:35,641 --> 00:11:38,400 -Oh, my God, something definitely sleeps in this. 214 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:41,814 Oh, my God. 215 00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:44,538 "Kids spoiled here"? - Do not touch that. 216 00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:53,089 Okay, dude. 217 00:11:53,158 --> 00:11:57,365 She has a budget. - Okay, let's find a door. 218 00:11:57,434 --> 00:11:58,883 Oh, God. 219 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,021 - What the fuck is this? - Damn. Big ass feet. 220 00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:02,848 Kaleigh, you think there's a daddy here? 221 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,193 - Don't. - Oh, I love me a man 222 00:12:04,262 --> 00:12:06,124 with big feet. - Oh, fuck. 223 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,124 I don't remember which door it is. 224 00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:10,262 Definitely not the dairy factory door. 225 00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:12,262 -Why are you panicking, bro, okay? 226 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,848 It's fine. Relax. This is fun. 227 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:17,883 -This is not fun. 228 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:20,503 - Oh, my God. - This is a health hazard. 229 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,917 You are going to get another fungal infection. 230 00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:24,848 -Okay, okay. Let's go. 231 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,124 -This is it. This is it. 232 00:12:30,193 --> 00:12:31,710 Our stuff is here. 233 00:12:31,779 --> 00:12:34,814 -I told you. 234 00:12:34,883 --> 00:12:36,469 - Wait. Fuck! - What? 235 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,676 - Why is it boarded up?! - Wait. Hold on. Hold on. 236 00:12:38,745 --> 00:12:40,331 The door... The door was here. 237 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,745 -Oh, God. 238 00:12:41,814 --> 00:12:43,952 - The... The door was right here. - I know! 239 00:12:44,021 --> 00:12:45,479 - No, no... What?! - Hey, were you recording? 240 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:46,755 Were you recording? - Yes, I was recording. 241 00:12:46,779 --> 00:12:48,055 -Okay, can you rewind it? 242 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,503 The photo... The photo is still there, 243 00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:07,893 but the wall... it's, like, changed. 244 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,848 -We can't trust anything in here. 245 00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,331 Lacie, God, something is very wrong. 246 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,779 - What do you mean? - I don't... 247 00:13:12,848 --> 00:13:13,997 - What do you mean?! - I... Shh! 248 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,055 -What do you mean? 249 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:19,331 Coochie coochie coo. 250 00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:33,917 - Did you see that? - No, I did. 251 00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:35,331 - What's going on? - I don't know. 252 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,917 Just... Can we get out, please? 253 00:13:36,986 --> 00:13:39,434 Just find a door. 254 00:13:39,503 --> 00:13:41,986 Come on. 255 00:13:43,676 --> 00:13:46,986 Is she still there? - I don't know. I'm not sure. 256 00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:53,331 Okay, she's gone. - Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on. 257 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,365 Let's go. Come on. - There. 258 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,262 -What the fuck? 259 00:14:05,952 --> 00:14:07,503 "It's a girl"? 260 00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:09,400 What, is this a fucking baby shower? 261 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:12,227 -Yes. Yes. It's a baby shower. It's a baby shower, okay? 262 00:14:12,296 --> 00:14:14,952 I mean, she's totally fucking with us, okay? 263 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,745 What the fuck else would it be, you know? 264 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,745 I mean, we're dressed as literal babies, Kaleigh. 265 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,952 I mean, she's just... she's just playing the part. 266 00:14:23,986 --> 00:14:25,986 -Ugh. 267 00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:27,814 Oh, God. 268 00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:35,124 She looks so sad. 269 00:14:35,193 --> 00:14:37,952 -Kaleigh, the wall. 270 00:14:41,193 --> 00:14:44,124 It's a joke. I mean, it's... it's a joke. 271 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,434 It's a joke, right? 272 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:53,434 - Come on. - What is that? 273 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:55,952 What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? 274 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,883 Oh, my God. 275 00:14:59,952 --> 00:15:02,055 - What the fuck is that? - Shh! Shh! 276 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:04,124 We need to focus. Okay. Okay. 277 00:15:04,193 --> 00:15:05,607 - Oh, fuck. - Okay, we need to go 278 00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:07,476 through the room that he's blocking because... 279 00:15:07,538 --> 00:15:09,100 - What the fuck are you... - No, there might be a back door! 280 00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:10,376 -Are you fucking insane?! No, we're not... 281 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,848 We need to go another way. 282 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,917 We need to go another way. - What way, Lacie? 283 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:21,227 -Oh, God. 284 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,572 -No. No, no, no, no, no, no no. 285 00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:26,262 Absolutely the fuck not. I am not going that way, okay? 286 00:15:26,331 --> 00:15:27,652 Do you see what he's doing? - Okay, no, I see it. 287 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,193 Okay, we'll just wait for him to move. 288 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,676 Coochie coochie coo! 289 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,607 -I am not waiting for her to find us. 290 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,055 -It's looking at me. 291 00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:52,331 -Don't fucking move. 292 00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:01,848 - No, I know! - What the fuck is going on?! 293 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,296 -We have to keep moving, okay? He's gone. Let's just go. 294 00:16:06,572 --> 00:16:09,124 -Go! 295 00:16:11,021 --> 00:16:14,469 -Um, is that like a torture thing? 296 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,021 -I, um... 297 00:16:17,089 --> 00:16:18,779 It looks like a breast pump. 298 00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:21,538 My sister had one when she had a kid, but... 299 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,089 -This one looks really wrong. 300 00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:28,021 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 301 00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:30,158 Lacie, don't... don't touch it. 302 00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:32,193 -Kaleigh, we need to help her. She... 303 00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:33,745 We need to help her. She's in pain. 304 00:16:33,814 --> 00:16:35,469 - Lacie, look at me. - She's suffocating. 305 00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:37,055 -Lacie, we have to focus on getting 306 00:16:37,124 --> 00:16:38,721 out of here alive, okay? - She's in pain. 307 00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:40,848 We... We'll show the video to the police, okay? 308 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,814 We'll help her, I promise, but not now. 309 00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:45,652 There's a door behind her that might lead outside. 310 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:48,089 We just... We need to move her. 311 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:51,538 -Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine. 312 00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:56,124 -Oh, God. 313 00:16:56,193 --> 00:16:57,952 - Faster. - I'm trying. 314 00:16:58,021 --> 00:17:00,607 Okay, okay, okay. 315 00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:13,745 - Oh, my God. - Go. 316 00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:20,124 Jesus fuck! - Where do we go? 317 00:17:20,193 --> 00:17:22,021 Where do we go? Fuck! - Shit! 318 00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:23,710 Oh, this one. 319 00:17:23,779 --> 00:17:25,538 Yes. Go, go, go, go, go. 320 00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:27,376 -Kaleigh, Kaleigh, Kaleigh, her body, it just... 321 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,089 It looked so painful. I'm scared, Kaleigh. 322 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:30,755 - I know. I'm scared, too. - What does she want from us? 323 00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:32,100 -I don't know, okay? It's gonna be okay. 324 00:17:32,124 --> 00:17:33,814 Okay. Okay. 325 00:17:33,883 --> 00:17:36,227 Oh, my God. 326 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:38,745 Fuck! No! 327 00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:43,896 Ohh! They're all nailed shut. Okay. Okay. 328 00:17:43,952 --> 00:17:47,158 We need a hammer or something. Um... 329 00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:51,641 -What the hell? 330 00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:05,193 Wait, wait. 331 00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:06,469 -What are you doing? 332 00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:07,617 Kaleigh, what are you doing? 333 00:18:07,641 --> 00:18:10,434 -She's in a cheerleader costume. 334 00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:13,365 -No, no, no, no, that's not her. That's not her. 335 00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:15,034 -This is not a fucking coincidence, okay? 336 00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:17,296 She's been here the whole time. 337 00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,572 What are you doing? Kaleigh! 338 00:18:29,469 --> 00:18:33,883 -Oh, my God. What did she do you? 339 00:18:33,952 --> 00:18:36,021 -Hi. 340 00:18:36,089 --> 00:18:37,434 We want to help. 341 00:18:37,503 --> 00:18:39,331 -What did she do to you? 342 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,227 Oh, my God. - Did someone take you? 343 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,814 -Oh, my God. 344 00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:48,503 Kaleigh. Kaleigh. - Did she do this to you? 345 00:18:48,572 --> 00:18:51,124 Is there a way out of here? 346 00:18:51,193 --> 00:18:53,021 -She can't fucking talk. 347 00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:56,296 That woman did this to her. She's gonna do it to us. 348 00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:58,400 She's gonna do it to us. She's gonna do it to us. 349 00:18:58,469 --> 00:19:02,089 -Gonna do what to us? 350 00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:03,952 -Mama? 351 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:06,227 -Oh, um... 352 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:08,296 - M-Mama? - Okay. No, um... 353 00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:10,296 Um, uh... 354 00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:12,158 No. Shh. 355 00:19:12,227 --> 00:19:14,745 Shh, shh, please. 356 00:19:14,814 --> 00:19:16,503 - She's gonna hear us, Kaleigh. - Shut up! 357 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,952 -Go! We need to go! Kaleigh, now, go! 358 00:19:19,021 --> 00:19:21,986 Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 359 00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:24,124 It's okay. What do we do? 360 00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:29,262 Calm down. Please calm down. 361 00:19:29,331 --> 00:19:30,641 Shh! 362 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,469 -Kaleigh, she's coming. She's coming. 363 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,986 Get up. We need to go. 364 00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,848 Kaleigh. Kaleigh. 365 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,710 -Shh! 366 00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:39,986 - Come on! Kaleigh! - Okay, I'm coming. 367 00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:48,296 This way. 368 00:19:50,193 --> 00:19:53,262 Come on, come on, come on. 369 00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:54,607 Ugh. 370 00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:57,710 Oh, God, the smell. 371 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:01,158 Here, help me. Help me move this. 372 00:20:01,227 --> 00:20:03,262 Lacie, come on. 373 00:20:08,296 --> 00:20:10,124 I mean... okay. 374 00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:11,952 She... She turned her into an experiment. 375 00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:13,848 Maybe she turned all of them... - No, no, no. 376 00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,100 - Maybe she's drugging them. Yes. - No, no, no, no. The boys. 377 00:20:16,124 --> 00:20:17,859 The boys... they said that the mommy's gonna get us. 378 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,745 They said the mommy's gonna get us. 379 00:20:19,814 --> 00:20:21,652 God, and we just sat there, and we fucking laughed at them. 380 00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:23,365 We're so stupid! - Shh! 381 00:20:23,434 --> 00:20:24,893 What are you talking about? The mommy's a bullshit story. 382 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,745 That's not a thing. - No. No. No. 383 00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:29,021 The mommy... she comes back. She comes back every year. 384 00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,893 She comes back every year, and then she chooses the ones 385 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,721 that are too old or too greedy or too fucking stupid. 386 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:35,193 - Lacie, it's not a real thing. - Kaleigh, that's her. 387 00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:36,676 That's her. 388 00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:38,134 I'm so sorry. We should have just stayed home. 389 00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:40,365 It was my fault. I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no. 390 00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:41,848 Don't run out. 391 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,538 Oh, God. 392 00:20:43,607 --> 00:20:44,848 Wait. What is this? Wait, wait. 393 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,538 -What do you mean, what is this? 394 00:20:46,607 --> 00:20:48,814 It's a bunch of literal shit. - Get the light. 395 00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:58,641 She was pregnant. 396 00:21:19,227 --> 00:21:21,296 -Let go of her! Let go! 397 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:23,227 Fuck! 398 00:21:23,296 --> 00:21:24,607 -Kaleigh! 399 00:21:29,779 --> 00:21:31,883 -Come on, come on, come on! Go, go! 400 00:21:38,572 --> 00:21:40,641 -Come on, come on, come on. 401 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,400 -I can't. My fucking ribs. 402 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:43,641 -I know. I know. I'm sorry. 403 00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:45,848 Keep moving, okay? Just try. 404 00:21:53,883 --> 00:21:56,848 My ribs. 405 00:22:23,365 --> 00:22:26,434 -Shh. Shh. 406 00:22:26,503 --> 00:22:29,227 -I'm getting sleepy. 407 00:22:29,296 --> 00:22:30,848 No, it's... it's... 408 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,158 it's her song. Stay awake. 409 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,055 Stay awake. 410 00:22:57,296 --> 00:22:58,710 Lacie? 411 00:23:03,745 --> 00:23:06,021 Please turn on. Please. 412 00:23:07,572 --> 00:23:09,055 Lacie? 413 00:23:09,124 --> 00:23:10,779 Lacie! 414 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:13,227 Oh, my God! 415 00:23:13,296 --> 00:23:15,158 Oh, God, no! Ohh! 416 00:23:20,848 --> 00:23:22,469 Lacie, I'm coming! 417 00:23:22,538 --> 00:23:24,814 Oh, my God! 418 00:23:24,883 --> 00:23:27,296 Oh, God. 419 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,641 Oh, my... Lacie, I'm so sorry! 420 00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:26,917 Coochie coochie coo! 421 00:24:43,262 --> 00:24:46,193 -Lacie. 422 00:24:46,262 --> 00:24:47,952 We gotta go. We gotta... 423 00:24:48,021 --> 00:24:49,686 We gotta get out of here. - ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 424 00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:53,021 ♪ Don't you cry ♪ 425 00:24:53,089 --> 00:24:54,779 We gotta go. 426 00:24:54,848 --> 00:25:01,089 -♪ Mama's going to sing you a lullaby ♪ 427 00:25:05,986 --> 00:25:11,089 ♪ Please say yes ♪ 428 00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:19,158 ♪ I'll nurse you until you regress ♪ 429 00:25:19,641 --> 00:25:24,469 ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ 430 00:25:24,538 --> 00:25:29,055 ♪ Don't you cry ♪ 431 00:25:29,124 --> 00:25:33,710 ♪ I'm going to make sure ♪ 432 00:25:33,779 --> 00:25:38,021 ♪ You never die ♪ 433 00:25:57,469 --> 00:26:02,503 -Trust me... it will be on the shelves for Halloween. 434 00:26:05,434 --> 00:26:07,952 Look, I have to go. 435 00:26:08,021 --> 00:26:11,503 Yeah. 436 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:13,331 Yeah. Bye. 437 00:26:38,883 --> 00:26:42,503 -Is this, like, nuclear or something? 438 00:26:42,572 --> 00:26:44,814 -Or toxic? 439 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:49,158 No, nothing nuclear here. 440 00:26:51,055 --> 00:26:52,538 Or toxic. 441 00:26:52,607 --> 00:26:53,745 -Can I just... 442 00:26:58,124 --> 00:27:00,262 -Help me, someone in here! 443 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:08,021 -I told you to dial down 444 00:27:08,089 --> 00:27:09,848 the fucking formula. 445 00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:11,400 -We did, Mr. Rothschild. 446 00:27:11,469 --> 00:27:15,710 -Then what the fuck is going on in there?! 447 00:27:15,779 --> 00:27:18,641 Do something! 448 00:27:26,572 --> 00:27:28,124 Please be calm, 39. 449 00:27:28,193 --> 00:27:31,469 We're working to get you both out of the chamber. 450 00:27:31,538 --> 00:27:33,193 Fuck! 451 00:27:33,262 --> 00:27:35,158 -What the fuck are we doing? 452 00:27:35,227 --> 00:27:38,021 What the fuck are we doing?! 453 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,779 -Help me! Someone get me! That's stuck! 454 00:27:46,607 --> 00:27:48,331 Help me! 455 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,814 Help me, please! 456 00:27:49,883 --> 00:27:51,883 Anyone in there?! 457 00:27:57,296 --> 00:27:58,607 Help me! 458 00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,538 -Please! Please! 459 00:28:01,607 --> 00:28:03,745 Please help me. 460 00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:18,952 -Fucking die already. 461 00:35:25,814 --> 00:35:27,710 All: Ooh! 462 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,503 All: Ooh! 463 00:46:52,469 --> 00:46:55,021 Subject 40 is in the chamber for you, Mr. Rothschild. 464 00:47:02,124 --> 00:47:04,365 Mr. Rothschild? 465 00:47:11,021 --> 00:47:12,779 -This smells like shit. 466 00:47:12,848 --> 00:47:15,193 -How does it taste? 467 00:47:20,434 --> 00:47:22,572 -Actually tastes quite good. 468 00:47:30,331 --> 00:47:32,124 -How do you feel? 469 00:47:32,193 --> 00:47:33,607 -Feel okay. 470 00:47:36,365 --> 00:47:38,745 -Can you finish the entire can, please? 471 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:40,434 -Sure. 472 00:48:07,779 --> 00:48:10,883 -You can see me? 473 00:48:23,021 --> 00:48:24,538 -Can it get in here? 474 00:48:24,607 --> 00:48:27,365 -It can't break through. The entire chamber is reinforced 475 00:48:27,434 --> 00:48:30,469 with that towbar material. 476 00:49:09,158 --> 00:49:11,434 Close. 477 00:49:11,503 --> 00:49:13,503 I can't believe I've actually done it. 478 00:49:13,572 --> 00:49:15,365 Run it again. 479 00:49:15,434 --> 00:49:17,331 -Preferably with little to no GBH. 480 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,710 -Or mortal wounding. 481 00:49:22,503 --> 00:49:24,572 -What about subject 40? 482 00:49:24,641 --> 00:49:26,745 No. 483 00:49:28,227 --> 00:49:29,400 Please no! 484 00:49:41,434 --> 00:49:44,986 -I'm saying, who has a Halloween party without candy? 485 00:49:45,055 --> 00:49:46,503 -It was a party for adults. 486 00:49:46,572 --> 00:49:50,124 They had booze, of which you had a lot, babe. 487 00:49:50,193 --> 00:49:51,641 -Okay. Rude. 488 00:49:51,710 --> 00:49:54,124 I want candy. 489 00:49:54,193 --> 00:49:56,193 Guys, let's go trick-or-treating! 490 00:49:56,262 --> 00:49:58,503 -Aren't we too old to trick-or-treat? 491 00:49:58,572 --> 00:50:00,607 - Mm, no. - What are they gonna say? 492 00:50:00,676 --> 00:50:02,400 "No, you're too old for our shitty, 493 00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:03,745 tiny corporate candy bars?" 494 00:50:03,814 --> 00:50:05,227 Nobody's gonna say that. 495 00:50:05,296 --> 00:50:07,641 -Guys, she's not gonna let up until we do it. 496 00:50:07,710 --> 00:50:09,021 -And she's right. 497 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:10,952 -Ready? So ready? 498 00:50:19,055 --> 00:50:21,193 -Oh, I love your costumes. 499 00:50:21,262 --> 00:50:23,365 -You cool with trick-or-treating, babe? 500 00:50:23,434 --> 00:50:24,848 You having fun? 501 00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:26,296 -Yeah. I mean, why not? 502 00:50:26,365 --> 00:50:29,021 - Guys, hurry up. - Come on, slow asses. 503 00:50:33,089 --> 00:50:36,158 - Trick or treat! - Trick or treat! 504 00:50:36,227 --> 00:50:38,158 -Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating? 505 00:50:38,227 --> 00:50:40,193 No! 506 00:50:40,262 --> 00:50:43,745 Also, we just got engaged. 507 00:50:43,814 --> 00:50:45,296 - Oh. - Show them the ring, honey. 508 00:50:45,365 --> 00:50:48,710 -Ooh, congratulations! It's beautiful. 509 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:51,917 -I proposed to my best friend, and she said yes. 510 00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:53,124 -Ooh! 511 00:50:53,193 --> 00:50:54,814 -So, let's see. 512 00:50:54,883 --> 00:50:56,779 You're a superhero. 513 00:50:56,848 --> 00:50:58,572 And you're a pirate. 514 00:50:58,641 --> 00:51:00,676 And what are you guys supposed to be? 515 00:51:00,745 --> 00:51:04,365 -We are camera operators in a found-footage horror movie. 516 00:51:04,434 --> 00:51:05,848 You know how you always wonder 517 00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:07,607 how they don't drop their cameras? 518 00:51:07,676 --> 00:51:10,124 Well, we have lots of cameras attached to us. 519 00:51:10,193 --> 00:51:11,814 -I don't consent to being filmed. 520 00:51:11,883 --> 00:51:14,710 -Oh, hush, Pete. They just got engaged. 521 00:51:14,779 --> 00:51:17,124 - Oh! Give them candy. - Oh. 522 00:51:17,193 --> 00:51:18,400 Thank you. - Thanks. 523 00:51:18,469 --> 00:51:19,952 - Thank you. - Thanks. 524 00:51:20,021 --> 00:51:21,203 - Trick or treat. - Trick or treat. 525 00:51:21,227 --> 00:51:22,607 Oh, thank you. 526 00:51:22,676 --> 00:51:24,227 - Happy Halloween. - Happy Halloween. 527 00:51:24,296 --> 00:51:25,365 - Happy Halloween. - Yes! 528 00:51:25,434 --> 00:51:27,676 -Ugh, it's sour candy. 529 00:51:27,745 --> 00:51:30,365 I hate sour candy. That's so lame. 530 00:51:30,434 --> 00:51:32,779 -All candy is lame. 531 00:51:32,848 --> 00:51:34,779 Corporations have taken all the creativity out. 532 00:51:34,848 --> 00:51:36,124 - Oh, really? - We have the same 533 00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,469 main candy bars for decades. 534 00:51:37,538 --> 00:51:39,848 The variety pack has no variety. 535 00:51:39,917 --> 00:51:41,124 - Okay. - Think on that. 536 00:51:41,193 --> 00:51:42,410 - I will. - Let's do the whole block, 537 00:51:42,434 --> 00:51:44,124 see who has the best candy. 538 00:51:44,193 --> 00:51:47,469 - Onward! - Here we go. 539 00:51:47,538 --> 00:51:50,296 - Hey, wait. - What are you doing? 540 00:51:51,986 --> 00:51:53,331 Oh, God. 541 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,193 -I thought you were gonna tell him. 542 00:51:56,262 --> 00:51:58,814 I was, but then it was Halloween, 543 00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:01,503 and we had already made our costumes. 544 00:52:01,572 --> 00:52:04,848 -Okay, but then it's gonna be Thanksgiving 545 00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:07,779 and then Christmas and then Valentine's Day. 546 00:52:07,848 --> 00:52:09,331 Oh, yeah, and then you're married. 547 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,883 -I'm going to do it. 548 00:52:10,952 --> 00:52:13,848 You need to do it fast and quick, 549 00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:17,641 or your life's gonna end up on the wrong track. 550 00:52:17,710 --> 00:52:18,952 -I know. 551 00:52:19,021 --> 00:52:21,779 But, I mean, I don't want to hurt him. 552 00:52:23,193 --> 00:52:26,538 -Oh, my God, you need to stop worrying about his feelings 553 00:52:26,607 --> 00:52:28,262 and put yourself first. - Shh! 554 00:52:28,331 --> 00:52:29,641 He's gonna hear you. 555 00:52:29,710 --> 00:52:31,262 And you better delete this footage. 556 00:52:31,331 --> 00:52:33,434 - Come on, fiancée! - Oh. 557 00:52:33,503 --> 00:52:35,641 Coming, fiancé. 558 00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:38,814 Doesn't it still sound weird hearing that... "fiancé"? 559 00:52:40,503 --> 00:52:42,262 You ready to let me provide for you 560 00:52:42,331 --> 00:52:44,400 and be my trad wife? 561 00:52:44,469 --> 00:52:45,710 Oh. 562 00:52:45,779 --> 00:52:49,021 - Oh, a trad wife. - What the fuck? 563 00:52:49,089 --> 00:52:50,262 -Ugh. 564 00:52:50,331 --> 00:52:53,089 One per person? 565 00:52:53,158 --> 00:52:55,296 It's freaking Halloween. 566 00:52:55,365 --> 00:52:57,779 -I hate when they just leave the bowl out. 567 00:52:57,848 --> 00:52:58,883 Whoa. 568 00:52:58,952 --> 00:53:02,331 -Look at the candy. It's, uh... 569 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,676 -What the hell? 570 00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:05,883 -The hell's a Fligs and Splips? 571 00:53:05,952 --> 00:53:07,538 -Snipp%rs? 572 00:53:07,607 --> 00:53:10,400 - R-Round Crunch. - What the hell? 573 00:53:10,469 --> 00:53:12,883 -& and &? 574 00:53:12,952 --> 00:53:15,227 Now presenting Larry Find. 575 00:53:15,296 --> 00:53:18,296 Furnitnurse Keepsitpoppa? 576 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:19,779 What?! 577 00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:22,055 - What the hell? - Is that even English? 578 00:53:22,124 --> 00:53:25,331 -Have any of you ever seen any of this candy before? 579 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,848 -No. 580 00:53:28,572 --> 00:53:30,227 It looks like a dong. 581 00:53:30,296 --> 00:53:32,434 Oh, my God. 582 00:53:32,503 --> 00:53:34,055 - Wow. - Don't touch it. 583 00:53:34,124 --> 00:53:37,124 -Okay, I mean, all candy bars kind of look like dongs. 584 00:53:37,193 --> 00:53:38,779 -No. 585 00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:41,055 This has the tip. 586 00:53:41,124 --> 00:53:42,572 - It does. - It's veiny. 587 00:53:42,641 --> 00:53:44,710 - Uh... - What is this? 588 00:53:44,779 --> 00:53:47,986 It's like some kind of, uh, adult novelty thing. 589 00:53:48,055 --> 00:53:51,986 -Well, maybe it's just, like, a factory mistake. 590 00:53:52,055 --> 00:53:54,607 -Well, it sure doesn't look like it. 591 00:53:56,089 --> 00:53:57,710 Who wants the first bite? 592 00:53:57,779 --> 00:53:59,434 - Huh? Huh? - I am so good. 593 00:53:59,503 --> 00:54:02,262 I am so good on that! 594 00:54:02,331 --> 00:54:04,262 - All yours. - No. 595 00:54:04,331 --> 00:54:06,538 -All yours, Austin. 596 00:54:09,365 --> 00:54:12,227 -Ohh! 597 00:54:12,296 --> 00:54:14,503 -All right. 598 00:54:19,193 --> 00:54:20,676 -Ugh. 599 00:54:20,745 --> 00:54:22,917 - Ohh! - Ohh! 600 00:54:22,986 --> 00:54:24,641 -Gross! 601 00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:27,193 Of course it's full of white cream. 602 00:54:27,262 --> 00:54:29,193 - Gross. - No, it's actually... 603 00:54:29,262 --> 00:54:30,952 - Ew! - Ugh! 604 00:54:31,021 --> 00:54:33,676 -It's pretty good. It's got, like... 605 00:54:33,745 --> 00:54:37,055 like, a lot of... like, a lot of layers. 606 00:54:37,124 --> 00:54:39,365 Ugh. 607 00:54:39,434 --> 00:54:41,021 It's too chewy. 608 00:54:41,089 --> 00:54:43,124 - Ew. - Mnh-mnh. 609 00:54:44,917 --> 00:54:47,296 - You missed some. - You got a little on your chin. 610 00:54:47,365 --> 00:54:48,986 - Did I miss a spot? - Yeah. A lot. 611 00:54:49,055 --> 00:54:51,089 -Yeah. On your chin. 612 00:54:51,158 --> 00:54:52,986 -This is so weird. 613 00:54:53,055 --> 00:54:54,721 There's nothing coming up about this online. 614 00:54:54,745 --> 00:54:56,158 Everything is online. 615 00:54:56,227 --> 00:54:58,538 - You type it in right? - Yeah, of course I did. 616 00:54:58,607 --> 00:55:00,641 -Maybe it's new? 617 00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:02,469 - I don't know, but... - This is crazy. 618 00:55:02,538 --> 00:55:04,883 - I'm taking more. - Wait. No. Stop. 619 00:55:04,952 --> 00:55:07,331 Hey, it says one per person. 620 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,469 What if they're watching? 621 00:55:08,538 --> 00:55:10,607 -I hope they're watching. 622 00:55:10,676 --> 00:55:12,021 'Cause then they can come out 623 00:55:12,089 --> 00:55:13,814 and tell us where the fuck they... 624 00:55:13,883 --> 00:55:16,296 Ah! What the... 625 00:55:16,365 --> 00:55:18,296 -Oh, my... 626 00:55:18,365 --> 00:55:19,986 Oh, my God. 627 00:55:21,883 --> 00:55:23,400 Oh, my God. - Okay. 628 00:55:23,469 --> 00:55:25,469 Okay, yeah, that was pretty good. 629 00:55:25,538 --> 00:55:26,814 - Oh, my God. - All right. 630 00:55:26,883 --> 00:55:30,158 O-Okay. That... That was pretty good. 631 00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:32,572 Uh, how... How did they... 632 00:55:32,641 --> 00:55:34,469 I don't... Ow. 633 00:55:34,538 --> 00:55:36,021 You can... You can let go now. 634 00:55:36,089 --> 00:55:39,331 -How are they... What is happening? 635 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,952 -Austin, stop. 636 00:55:41,021 --> 00:55:42,193 -Help. 637 00:55:42,262 --> 00:55:43,469 Stop! 638 00:55:43,538 --> 00:55:45,262 - Austin! - What's... What the... 639 00:55:45,331 --> 00:55:47,538 Hey! Hey, what... 640 00:55:47,607 --> 00:55:49,227 - What's happening? - Help! Help! 641 00:55:51,434 --> 00:55:52,710 - Oh, my God. - Help me! 642 00:55:52,779 --> 00:55:55,365 - Oh, my God! - Help! What the fuck?! 643 00:55:55,434 --> 00:55:56,676 What the fuck?! - Oh, my God! 644 00:55:56,745 --> 00:55:58,572 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 645 00:55:58,641 --> 00:56:00,710 Oh, my God! 646 00:56:00,779 --> 00:56:03,021 - It's coming! Help me! - What the fuck is happening?! 647 00:56:03,089 --> 00:56:05,227 -Help me! 648 00:56:05,296 --> 00:56:07,503 Oh, no! 649 00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:11,469 Oh, my God. 650 00:56:11,538 --> 00:56:13,331 What the fuck just happened? 651 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,572 - I don't know. Call 911. - Okay. 652 00:56:17,883 --> 00:56:19,469 -911. What is your emergency? 653 00:56:19,538 --> 00:56:22,365 -Yes, we're trick-or-treating, and our boyfriends... 654 00:56:22,434 --> 00:56:24,158 they just got captured. 655 00:56:24,227 --> 00:56:25,848 The address is... 656 00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:28,021 Ahh! 657 00:56:37,193 --> 00:56:38,917 -Fiancée. 658 00:56:38,986 --> 00:56:42,055 It got you, too? 659 00:56:42,124 --> 00:56:44,400 - Where are we? - Fuck if we know. 660 00:56:44,469 --> 00:56:46,779 -Whatever pulled us in was gone when we got here. 661 00:56:46,848 --> 00:56:49,848 -What the fuck is happening? 662 00:56:49,917 --> 00:56:51,710 Oh! 663 00:56:56,158 --> 00:56:59,503 -Hello? Hello?! 664 00:57:02,365 --> 00:57:03,710 -Wait. 665 00:57:03,779 --> 00:57:06,710 Wait. I-Isn't that the same bowl? 666 00:57:08,572 --> 00:57:10,400 -Maybe that will bring us back. 667 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,814 It's the way back. 668 00:57:17,814 --> 00:57:20,227 Is there anything in there? 669 00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:24,469 -"One per person." 670 00:57:24,538 --> 00:57:26,848 It's the same fucking sign. 671 00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:28,745 -Is this some kind of sick joke? 672 00:57:28,814 --> 00:57:31,331 -It's the same fucking sign. 673 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,365 Oh, my God! 674 00:57:33,434 --> 00:57:35,193 Ugh! 675 00:57:35,262 --> 00:57:37,538 What the fuck?! 676 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,227 -What... What is it? 677 00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:43,503 I-I-I don't know. 678 00:57:43,572 --> 00:57:45,262 - Is it burning? - No. 679 00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:50,296 Uh, it's, uh... sticky. 680 00:57:50,365 --> 00:57:52,503 Sweet. 681 00:57:52,572 --> 00:57:55,641 I-I think it's... 682 00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:58,262 caramel. - What the fuck? 683 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,296 - Ahh! - Ahh! 684 00:58:02,365 --> 00:58:03,779 -Fun size! 685 00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:05,296 - Ahh! - Oh, my God! 686 00:58:05,365 --> 00:58:06,952 Oh, my God! - Go! 687 00:58:07,021 --> 00:58:08,779 -What the fuck was that? 688 00:58:08,848 --> 00:58:11,503 -Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go, go! 689 00:58:11,572 --> 00:58:13,089 -Faster! 690 00:58:13,158 --> 00:58:15,779 -Austin, that's a lot of blood on the walls! 691 00:58:17,986 --> 00:58:19,710 - Hello there! - Ahh! 692 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,434 -What the fuck is that?! 693 00:58:23,503 --> 00:58:24,710 -Let's just get away from it! 694 00:58:24,779 --> 00:58:26,572 - I'll protect you! - Wait. 695 00:58:26,641 --> 00:58:29,641 Guys, there's an exit. - Oh, my God. 696 00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:33,917 It's locked! 697 00:58:33,986 --> 00:58:36,779 Um, uh, maybe there's a key. 698 00:58:36,848 --> 00:58:38,227 Everyone look for a key! 699 00:58:38,296 --> 00:58:40,365 - We're not gonna find a key. - Let's try! 700 00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:42,400 -Okay. 701 00:58:45,538 --> 00:58:47,848 - Oh, I found the key! - What? 702 00:58:47,917 --> 00:58:50,331 -Okay, now let's see if it actually works. 703 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,469 -Ahh! 704 00:58:51,538 --> 00:58:53,055 -Ohh! 705 00:58:53,124 --> 00:58:56,331 -♪ La-dee-dah-dee-dah ♪ 706 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,848 -What the fuck was that?! 707 00:58:57,917 --> 00:59:00,055 Oh, my God. Austin! 708 00:59:00,124 --> 00:59:02,262 -Austin! Austin! 709 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:03,331 Austin! - Austin! 710 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,848 -Austin! Austin! 711 00:59:08,572 --> 00:59:11,814 Austin! 712 00:59:11,883 --> 00:59:14,434 Oh, my God. 713 00:59:14,503 --> 00:59:15,745 -How did you get here? 714 00:59:15,814 --> 00:59:17,434 No, no, no, no! 715 00:59:17,503 --> 00:59:19,710 Get me out! 716 00:59:19,779 --> 00:59:21,089 -They're too tight! 717 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:23,503 -There has to be a way to stop this. 718 00:59:25,917 --> 00:59:27,503 -What is this place? 719 00:59:27,572 --> 00:59:29,710 Fun size! 720 00:59:29,779 --> 00:59:31,676 -No! I'm not gonna make it! 721 00:59:31,745 --> 00:59:32,986 I'm not gonna make it. 722 00:59:33,055 --> 00:59:34,986 What is happening? 723 00:59:35,055 --> 00:59:36,676 What... 724 00:59:36,745 --> 00:59:38,055 No, no, no. 725 00:59:39,607 --> 00:59:42,089 What the fuck is happening? 726 00:59:42,158 --> 00:59:44,262 -These chains won't fucking budge! 727 00:59:46,262 --> 00:59:47,676 -Yummy! 728 00:59:47,745 --> 00:59:49,400 - I love you, Haley. - Shut up. 729 00:59:49,469 --> 00:59:50,538 You are not gonna die. 730 00:59:50,607 --> 00:59:52,227 -I think I found a knife! 731 00:59:52,296 --> 00:59:53,641 -Hurry! 732 00:59:53,710 --> 00:59:55,434 -Fuck, It's just a prop knife. 733 00:59:55,503 --> 00:59:57,814 -Ahh! 734 00:59:59,917 --> 01:00:01,745 -But this is real. 735 01:00:01,814 --> 01:00:04,848 Okay. 736 01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:06,814 -I'm not gonna make it. Take the key! 737 01:00:06,883 --> 01:00:08,469 Take the key! - What are you doing?! 738 01:00:08,538 --> 01:00:10,779 -I don't want to cut his fucking arm off! 739 01:00:13,089 --> 01:00:15,952 - Take the key! Take the key! - No, no, no. No! 740 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,400 -Oh, my God. 741 01:00:27,055 --> 01:00:30,331 - Oh, my God! - Ahh! 742 01:00:32,952 --> 01:00:34,745 -Oh, my God. 743 01:00:37,538 --> 01:00:39,676 -Ahh! Austin! 744 01:00:39,745 --> 01:00:42,331 - I'm sorry. - Oh, my God. 745 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,158 -What the fuck? 746 01:00:45,227 --> 01:00:47,124 -No! Austin! 747 01:00:47,193 --> 01:00:48,365 -What the... 748 01:00:48,434 --> 01:00:50,434 -Where the fuck are we?! 749 01:00:52,365 --> 01:00:53,641 Oh, shit, no. 750 01:00:53,710 --> 01:00:55,538 What do we do? Can we help him? 751 01:00:55,607 --> 01:00:57,745 I told him he was gonna be okay. 752 01:01:02,848 --> 01:01:05,917 - The key. - Get the key. Get the key. 753 01:01:07,745 --> 01:01:11,400 - Come on, you fucker! - No. 754 01:01:11,469 --> 01:01:13,641 - What?! - Oh, no! 755 01:01:16,262 --> 01:01:18,607 -Oh, my God. 756 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:20,331 Oh, my God, what is happening?! 757 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,917 - What the fuck? - Chop its fucking head off! 758 01:01:25,952 --> 01:01:27,538 -Oh, my... 759 01:01:27,607 --> 01:01:29,331 -It's not human. 760 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,400 It's not human! 761 01:01:33,469 --> 01:01:35,089 -Yeah, you better run! 762 01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:37,814 -Let's just get the key and get out of here. 763 01:01:37,883 --> 01:01:39,434 No, no, no, no, no, no! 764 01:01:39,503 --> 01:01:40,676 The key, the key! 765 01:01:40,745 --> 01:01:42,952 Ow! Fuck! 766 01:01:44,607 --> 01:01:47,779 -Oh, my God. 767 01:01:47,848 --> 01:01:49,503 -What the... 768 01:01:49,572 --> 01:01:51,400 Oh, my God! 769 01:01:51,469 --> 01:01:52,814 What a sick fuck! 770 01:01:52,883 --> 01:01:55,710 What the f... - Is that caramel? 771 01:01:55,779 --> 01:01:57,158 -Oh, my... 772 01:01:57,227 --> 01:02:00,262 - Ugh. - Oh, my God, that's his brains. 773 01:02:00,331 --> 01:02:02,986 How do you even do this to someone? 774 01:02:03,055 --> 01:02:05,124 - Ugh. - Oh, my God! 775 01:02:05,193 --> 01:02:07,331 - Haley, I... - Oh, my God, his balls! 776 01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:13,883 My God, they're turning him into candy. 777 01:02:13,952 --> 01:02:16,503 Oh, my God, that is so disgusting. 778 01:02:18,158 --> 01:02:20,124 -Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick. 779 01:02:22,848 --> 01:02:25,089 Oh, my God. 780 01:02:28,365 --> 01:02:31,400 Oh, my God! 781 01:02:31,469 --> 01:02:32,779 Fuck. 782 01:02:32,848 --> 01:02:34,434 That is so fucked up, guys. 783 01:02:34,503 --> 01:02:35,848 I'm done. - No. 784 01:02:35,917 --> 01:02:36,997 -I'm just getting on the conveyor belt. 785 01:02:37,021 --> 01:02:38,469 I just want it to be done, okay? 786 01:02:38,538 --> 01:02:39,572 I'm just done. No! 787 01:02:39,641 --> 01:02:41,089 -Haley, listen to me. 788 01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:42,676 We are going to get the key, 789 01:02:42,745 --> 01:02:44,514 and we are going to get the fuck out of this place. 790 01:02:44,538 --> 01:02:46,158 We are not gonna be stuck here, okay? 791 01:02:46,227 --> 01:02:48,986 - Okay! - Okay. Come on! Let's go! 792 01:02:49,055 --> 01:02:50,917 Go! - Okay! 793 01:02:54,055 --> 01:02:56,331 -The key's in there, so hurry up and unwrap one. 794 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,296 -Stop yelling at me. That's my fucking boyfriend. 795 01:03:05,021 --> 01:03:06,952 -Go on. You can do it. 796 01:03:12,883 --> 01:03:16,779 -Okay, this is his penis. 797 01:03:16,848 --> 01:03:19,365 -You're doing great, guys. 798 01:03:19,434 --> 01:03:22,055 Doing great. 799 01:03:22,124 --> 01:03:25,814 -I think these are his balls. 800 01:03:25,883 --> 01:03:27,538 -Oh! Oh! I have it! 801 01:03:27,607 --> 01:03:30,193 - Yep. - I... I... Okay. 802 01:03:30,262 --> 01:03:32,227 -Good job, fiancée. 803 01:03:32,296 --> 01:03:34,986 Let's go. Let's go. 804 01:03:38,434 --> 01:03:40,365 - Come on! Let's go! - Wait, wait. 805 01:03:40,434 --> 01:03:42,952 - Whoospie. - Ahh! 806 01:03:43,021 --> 01:03:45,262 - Ugh! - Haley! 807 01:03:45,331 --> 01:03:47,641 Haley. Haley, what... 808 01:03:47,710 --> 01:03:50,089 -Ahh! 809 01:03:52,986 --> 01:03:55,538 - Haley! - Lauren, she's gone! 810 01:03:55,607 --> 01:03:58,193 - No. - She's gone. 811 01:03:58,262 --> 01:03:59,641 We... 812 01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:01,124 We have the key. 813 01:04:01,193 --> 01:04:02,469 Let's just... - No! 814 01:04:02,538 --> 01:04:04,538 - Fiancée, please! - No. 815 01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:06,124 - Haley! - Damn it. 816 01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:10,607 Haley! 817 01:04:10,676 --> 01:04:13,469 Haley. 818 01:04:13,538 --> 01:04:16,538 Haley. Thank God. 819 01:04:16,607 --> 01:04:17,986 Come on. Let's go. 820 01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:20,745 It's okay. It's okay. It's just us. 821 01:04:22,572 --> 01:04:24,503 -The fuck? 822 01:04:24,572 --> 01:04:26,641 Uh, Lauren? 823 01:04:26,710 --> 01:04:28,676 -Haley? Haley? 824 01:04:30,124 --> 01:04:32,676 -Oh, my God, Haley! 825 01:04:46,469 --> 01:04:48,021 No, Haley! 826 01:04:48,089 --> 01:04:49,779 What is she doing? - Oh, my God. 827 01:04:49,848 --> 01:04:52,917 Wh-What is she doing? What is she doing? 828 01:04:52,986 --> 01:04:54,779 No. No, no, no, no. 829 01:04:56,262 --> 01:04:58,641 Haley, what are you doing? 830 01:05:03,883 --> 01:05:06,779 -Come on. Come on. 831 01:05:06,848 --> 01:05:09,158 Leave her! 832 01:05:10,538 --> 01:05:12,227 Oh! I dropped the key! I dropped the key! 833 01:05:12,296 --> 01:05:13,952 I dropped... Wait. No, no. 834 01:05:14,021 --> 01:05:15,952 Wait. I got it. I got it. 835 01:05:16,021 --> 01:05:17,952 We don't know if it even fits. 836 01:05:21,883 --> 01:05:24,365 It fits! It fits! 837 01:05:24,434 --> 01:05:28,089 Fuck, yeah! Fuck, yeah! 838 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:30,538 Oh, we're fucked! 839 01:05:30,607 --> 01:05:31,883 We're fucked! 840 01:05:31,952 --> 01:05:33,676 We didn't take more than one! 841 01:05:33,745 --> 01:05:35,572 You killed the guy who took more than one! 842 01:05:35,641 --> 01:05:37,400 -Calm down, okay? 843 01:05:37,469 --> 01:05:39,952 We are going... We're going to get through this. 844 01:05:40,021 --> 01:05:41,710 Um, uh... Wait! 845 01:05:41,779 --> 01:05:43,331 Th-There's an air vent. 846 01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,445 There's an air vent. It has... 847 01:05:44,469 --> 01:05:46,296 It has to lead somewhere. 848 01:05:46,365 --> 01:05:49,055 - Okay. - Okay. Okay. 849 01:05:53,503 --> 01:05:55,917 -We're doing it! 850 01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:58,331 We're doing it. 851 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,021 We're gonna make it. 852 01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:02,917 This is gonna be one hell of a story we tell our kids. 853 01:06:06,331 --> 01:06:08,572 -Josh, the floor. The floor, it's... 854 01:06:08,641 --> 01:06:09,952 -What? What? 855 01:06:10,021 --> 01:06:11,331 -It's a conveyor belt. 856 01:06:13,503 --> 01:06:15,193 -No, no, no, no! Ahh! 857 01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:16,745 -Oh, fuck! 858 01:06:16,814 --> 01:06:18,848 -We have to go back. 859 01:06:18,917 --> 01:06:20,848 Ahh! 860 01:06:20,917 --> 01:06:23,193 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 861 01:06:23,262 --> 01:06:25,538 -Fiancée. 862 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:27,745 I'm so sorry... 863 01:06:27,814 --> 01:06:31,262 we never got the fairy-tale wedding. 864 01:06:31,331 --> 01:06:33,676 Unless... 865 01:06:33,745 --> 01:06:36,158 Lauren Margaret Everett, 866 01:06:36,227 --> 01:06:39,365 do you take me, Joshua Roger Day, 867 01:06:39,434 --> 01:06:41,538 to be your lawfully wedded husband, 868 01:06:41,607 --> 01:06:46,021 to have and to hold for richer, for poorer, 869 01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:48,262 in sickness and in health, 870 01:06:48,331 --> 01:06:50,469 till death do us part? 871 01:06:50,538 --> 01:06:52,917 I... 872 01:06:52,986 --> 01:06:54,572 I... 873 01:06:54,641 --> 01:06:56,814 I do... 874 01:06:56,883 --> 01:06:58,676 not! - What?! 875 01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:10,572 I want out! I want out, I want out, I want... 876 01:07:15,055 --> 01:07:16,917 Help! Help! 877 01:07:19,434 --> 01:07:20,952 Okay... 878 01:07:24,814 --> 01:07:25,917 -Fun size! 879 01:07:32,158 --> 01:07:34,572 -Okay, kids. Smile! 880 01:07:34,641 --> 01:07:36,434 Fuck. Shit. 881 01:07:38,124 --> 01:07:39,538 Okay, kids! 882 01:07:41,021 --> 01:07:42,883 -This candy looks weird. 883 01:07:42,952 --> 01:07:44,814 -It's good to try new things. 884 01:07:44,883 --> 01:07:46,434 Come on, Liam. 885 01:07:48,538 --> 01:07:50,434 Well, what's your review? 886 01:07:50,503 --> 01:07:51,814 -There's something metal. 887 01:07:51,883 --> 01:07:53,814 -Oh, my God, give me that. 888 01:07:53,883 --> 01:07:56,021 What the hell is that? 889 01:07:56,089 --> 01:07:58,089 -I took two. Is that bad? 890 01:08:05,055 --> 01:08:07,262 -Hello, Subject 41. 891 01:08:10,262 --> 01:08:13,296 Don't be shy. You're quite safe. 892 01:08:14,296 --> 01:08:15,538 -Hi. 893 01:08:17,503 --> 01:08:20,296 -Are you excited to try our new Halloween soda? 894 01:08:21,676 --> 01:08:22,710 Super! 895 01:08:22,779 --> 01:08:24,227 Can you reach out and take a drink 896 01:08:24,296 --> 01:08:25,641 of the soda in front of you? 897 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,021 -Okay. 898 01:08:33,296 --> 01:08:35,124 It smells gross. 899 01:08:35,193 --> 01:08:37,641 -I told you to add that fucking pumpkin spice! 900 01:08:37,710 --> 01:08:40,607 -Actually, we are working on it, Mr. Rothschild. 901 01:08:42,469 --> 01:08:43,952 -Fuck you, Larry! 902 01:08:45,503 --> 01:08:49,400 Don't worry about the smell. It tastes delicious. 903 01:08:55,296 --> 01:08:57,296 -It tastes really good. 904 01:08:57,365 --> 01:08:59,021 -And how do you feel? 905 01:08:59,089 --> 01:09:01,055 -Can I have another one? 906 01:09:01,124 --> 01:09:02,814 Of course! 907 01:09:02,883 --> 01:09:05,089 Is there any fucking extract in the sample?! 908 01:09:05,158 --> 01:09:07,883 -Yes! But we dialed it down significantly 909 01:09:07,952 --> 01:09:09,676 for a smaller subject. 910 01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:13,814 -Get the kid another one, but fucking dial it up! 911 01:09:26,848 --> 01:09:28,883 -Call Sector 31! 912 01:09:36,262 --> 01:09:37,676 -How old are you? 913 01:09:37,745 --> 01:09:39,365 - Four. - Four years old? 914 01:09:39,434 --> 01:09:41,538 - Or five. Four or five. - Four and a half? 915 01:09:41,607 --> 01:09:43,307 - Four or five. - About four and a half, five? 916 01:09:43,331 --> 01:09:44,710 -I don't know. 917 01:09:44,779 --> 01:09:46,779 -Can you say your name on camera for me? 918 01:09:46,848 --> 01:09:47,952 -Cleo. 919 01:09:48,021 --> 01:09:49,227 -I'm eight. 920 01:09:49,296 --> 01:09:50,848 I'm 10 and I'm in fifth grade. 921 01:09:50,917 --> 01:09:54,124 -I like cereal and sometimes pizza, too. 922 01:09:54,193 --> 01:09:56,089 -Reading and math. 923 01:09:56,158 --> 01:09:58,365 -Can you say your name on camera for us? 924 01:09:58,434 --> 01:09:59,917 -Um... 925 01:09:59,986 --> 01:10:01,572 Not right now. 926 01:10:01,641 --> 01:10:03,262 -Do you like Halloween, or not so much? 927 01:10:03,331 --> 01:10:04,745 -Yes. 928 01:10:04,814 --> 01:10:06,572 -I'm a little old for trick-or-treating. 929 01:10:06,641 --> 01:10:08,883 -Me and my best friend, we're going to be dead nurses. 930 01:10:08,952 --> 01:10:10,227 -I'm gonna be a witch. 931 01:10:10,296 --> 01:10:12,331 -Um, a vampire. 932 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,055 And I'm gonna be a clown. 933 01:10:15,124 --> 01:10:16,469 -Probably trick-or-treat. 934 01:10:16,538 --> 01:10:18,262 We might stay in and watch a horror movie. 935 01:10:18,331 --> 01:10:19,400 -We need candy, 936 01:10:19,469 --> 01:10:20,745 and we love candy. 937 01:10:20,814 --> 01:10:23,538 -My sister might be a vampire. 938 01:10:24,986 --> 01:10:26,986 -And if anybody came up to you after school 939 01:10:27,055 --> 01:10:28,962 and asked if you wanted to play tennis with them, 940 01:10:28,986 --> 01:10:30,193 but they're a stranger, 941 01:10:30,262 --> 01:10:31,400 what would you say? 942 01:10:31,469 --> 01:10:33,262 - Yeah. - Well, I don't know 943 01:10:33,331 --> 01:10:35,193 if that's the safest thing to do. 944 01:10:35,262 --> 01:10:36,652 So, tonight, with Halloween and all, 945 01:10:36,676 --> 01:10:38,503 you think you'll go out trick-or-treating? 946 01:10:38,572 --> 01:10:40,365 -If my mom lets me. 947 01:10:40,434 --> 01:10:42,021 -Yeah, well, if your mom lets you, 948 01:10:42,089 --> 01:10:43,814 what would you dress up as? 949 01:10:43,883 --> 01:10:45,055 -A butterfly. 950 01:10:45,124 --> 01:10:46,607 -Butterfly. 951 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:49,021 That's great. I love that. A butterfly. 952 01:10:50,193 --> 01:10:51,641 -Is this over? 953 01:10:51,710 --> 01:10:54,021 -Uh, yeah. You're all set. You're good to go. 954 01:10:54,089 --> 01:10:56,710 Uh, so thank you for trusting Kaplan's Electronics 955 01:10:56,779 --> 01:10:58,469 for all your KidPrinting needs. 956 01:10:58,538 --> 01:11:01,331 Now, we recommend making two copies. 957 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,572 And we do have a backlog, so... 958 01:11:03,641 --> 01:11:06,227 You could get them Monday, or we could deliver. 959 01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:07,641 -You can't rush it? 960 01:11:07,710 --> 01:11:09,469 I was hoping to get it immediately, 961 01:11:09,538 --> 01:11:10,952 before trick-or-treating. 962 01:11:11,021 --> 01:11:13,055 -Mom, I'm not going to get kidnapped tonight. 963 01:11:13,124 --> 01:11:15,296 -Hey, look, with all that's going on these days, 964 01:11:15,365 --> 01:11:17,021 you can't be too concerned, right? 965 01:11:17,089 --> 01:11:18,997 Your mother's just trying to look out for you, Lindsay. 966 01:11:19,021 --> 01:11:22,055 - Mm. It's all so horrible. - Yeah. 967 01:11:22,124 --> 01:11:27,055 -Every day I watch the news just hoping for something. 968 01:11:27,124 --> 01:11:29,883 -Yeah, I know, I know, but that's what our service is for. 969 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,745 You know, we don't want people searching all around town 970 01:11:32,814 --> 01:11:34,779 based off a picture from last year's school... 971 01:11:34,848 --> 01:11:38,158 -Is there any way they can be duplicated while we wait? 972 01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:41,917 I told her she could only go out tonight if we got this done. 973 01:11:43,124 --> 01:11:45,745 -Well, look, I don't work evenings or weekends. 974 01:11:45,814 --> 01:11:47,814 Home in time for dinner every night. 975 01:11:47,883 --> 01:11:49,848 Uh, and with Halloween tonight, 976 01:11:49,917 --> 01:11:52,641 I did tell my daughters that I'd be ducking out early, 977 01:11:52,710 --> 01:11:54,572 be home by three, so... 978 01:11:54,641 --> 01:11:56,572 -I understand. 979 01:11:56,641 --> 01:12:00,469 -Uh, well, look, let me see what I can do. 980 01:12:00,538 --> 01:12:02,469 If you don't mind waiting a second, 981 01:12:02,538 --> 01:12:04,469 go in the back editing room, 982 01:12:04,538 --> 01:12:06,227 I'll see what I can do. Do you mind? 983 01:12:06,296 --> 01:12:08,572 - No, no. Thank you. - Let me just grab this. 984 01:12:11,641 --> 01:12:13,089 And you met Alicia when you got here. 985 01:12:13,158 --> 01:12:14,617 This place would fall apart without her. 986 01:12:14,641 --> 01:12:15,883 That's funny, Alicia. 987 01:12:15,952 --> 01:12:17,745 -I also decorated the whole store. 988 01:12:17,814 --> 01:12:20,434 -Yeah, well, you did a fine job at that. 989 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,607 Just follow me right back this way. 990 01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:25,607 You'll also meet Miles. He's our, uh, wizard... 991 01:12:25,676 --> 01:12:27,134 Wizard of inventory! He does the stock. 992 01:12:27,158 --> 01:12:30,331 Miles, how many Symphonic VCRs do we have? 993 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:31,848 -Uh... eleven? 994 01:12:31,917 --> 01:12:33,814 Uh, no. Ten. We sold one today. 995 01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:36,262 -The boy is great. Good at what he does. 996 01:12:36,331 --> 01:12:37,641 And back here, we got Bruce. 997 01:12:37,710 --> 01:12:39,607 Bruce handles all the tech stuff. 998 01:12:39,676 --> 01:12:42,158 Hey, once we're done, once I eject this, 999 01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:44,952 I'm gonna have you dub Lindsay's KidPrint, all right? 1000 01:12:45,021 --> 01:12:47,538 And, uh, I have a couple other tapes for you, too. 1001 01:12:47,607 --> 01:12:50,365 -Nice to meet you, Bruce. Miles. 1002 01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:52,779 -Bruce isn't really used to us barging back here 1003 01:12:52,848 --> 01:12:54,607 with customers while he's working. 1004 01:12:54,676 --> 01:12:56,100 You know, even Miles stresses him out. 1005 01:12:56,124 --> 01:12:59,193 Coming and going, coming and going. 1006 01:12:59,262 --> 01:13:01,262 Hey, hey, Lindsay, why don't you look at this? 1007 01:13:01,331 --> 01:13:03,021 Look at these tapes over here. 1008 01:13:03,089 --> 01:13:05,365 Each one of these are your friends and your schoolmates, 1009 01:13:05,434 --> 01:13:08,021 and they all represent a little part of what I do 1010 01:13:08,089 --> 01:13:10,572 for the community. 1011 01:13:10,641 --> 01:13:13,193 -Are these missing ones the kids who got murd... 1012 01:13:14,710 --> 01:13:16,469 -The challenges facing our police force 1013 01:13:16,538 --> 01:13:18,365 are proving insurmountable 1014 01:13:18,434 --> 01:13:20,676 because the abductions lack similarities. 1015 01:13:20,745 --> 01:13:22,710 - Right... - Children of varying ages 1016 01:13:22,779 --> 01:13:25,848 going missing from both the north and south side of town. 1017 01:13:25,917 --> 01:13:27,641 Any hope of stopping this crime wave 1018 01:13:27,710 --> 01:13:30,021 has proven elusive. - Look. 1019 01:13:30,089 --> 01:13:31,952 -What at first seemed like... 1020 01:13:32,021 --> 01:13:34,221 -I'm doing the best I can. You know, trying to help out. 1021 01:13:34,262 --> 01:13:37,227 - has now emerged into a puzzle without a solution. 1022 01:13:37,296 --> 01:13:38,710 Diligent parents have... 1023 01:13:38,779 --> 01:13:40,296 -This thing scared the crap outta me. 1024 01:13:40,365 --> 01:13:41,469 I thought it was real. 1025 01:13:41,538 --> 01:13:43,331 Oh, this is a fun one. 1026 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,952 Spoooooky! 1027 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,055 That's my favorite guy in the store, actually. 1028 01:13:47,124 --> 01:13:48,814 I love this guy. 1029 01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:50,986 Here's a little gem I found at the Goodwill. 1030 01:13:51,055 --> 01:13:52,641 You know, found a bunch of these. 1031 01:13:52,710 --> 01:13:53,986 Miles thinks it's wack, 1032 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:55,607 but we think it's cool, right, Alicia? 1033 01:13:55,676 --> 01:13:57,676 - Miles can eat shit. - Yeah. 1034 01:13:57,745 --> 01:13:59,641 Just do this. Yeah. 1035 01:13:59,710 --> 01:14:01,572 Okay. Get up and look at the camera, though. 1036 01:14:01,641 --> 01:14:03,193 And smile. You gotta smile. 1037 01:14:03,262 --> 01:14:05,124 This is gonna be in next year's commercial. 1038 01:14:10,089 --> 01:14:11,689 Alicia, I'm gonna take this home with me. 1039 01:14:11,745 --> 01:14:13,331 I think the girls would love it. 1040 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,641 -You do that. 1041 01:14:24,538 --> 01:14:25,917 - with a special bulletin. 1042 01:14:25,986 --> 01:14:27,814 We've just received word that the body 1043 01:14:27,883 --> 01:14:30,021 of 14-year-old Ethan Mulligan 1044 01:14:30,089 --> 01:14:33,538 has been found behind the Lawrence Park shopping plaza, 1045 01:14:33,607 --> 01:14:36,848 his corpse showing signs of grotesque injuries 1046 01:14:36,917 --> 01:14:38,676 unlike any we've seen. 1047 01:14:38,745 --> 01:14:40,745 Mulligan is now the eighth victim, 1048 01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:42,400 and the second this week, 1049 01:14:42,469 --> 01:14:46,400 after 14-year-old Lisa Marcus' decomposed remains 1050 01:14:46,469 --> 01:14:47,745 were dragged from the river. 1051 01:14:47,814 --> 01:14:49,055 Parents are strongly... 1052 01:14:53,917 --> 01:14:56,365 Hey! - Look. There's Dad. 1053 01:14:56,434 --> 01:14:57,986 - Dad! - How's it going? 1054 01:14:58,055 --> 01:15:00,986 Hey, you having fun here? - Mm-hmm. 1055 01:15:01,055 --> 01:15:02,917 -Smile for the camera. 1056 01:15:02,986 --> 01:15:05,814 - copycats or connected crimes... 1057 01:15:05,883 --> 01:15:08,469 Please stop with that. 1058 01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:10,089 -Just for public safety. 1059 01:15:10,158 --> 01:15:11,997 You know, no one's gonna try any funny business 1060 01:15:12,021 --> 01:15:14,469 if someone's pointing a camera everywhere around town. 1061 01:15:14,538 --> 01:15:16,227 - So you say. - No... 1062 01:15:16,296 --> 01:15:18,745 Come on, girls, don't you feel safer when this is on? 1063 01:15:18,814 --> 01:15:20,572 Don't you feel safe with this on? 1064 01:15:20,641 --> 01:15:22,814 -Um, I'm not... I'm not sure. 1065 01:15:22,883 --> 01:15:24,779 -Come on. Charlotte, what do you think? 1066 01:15:24,848 --> 01:15:26,848 - I mean, I guess. - Yeah. 1067 01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:29,848 -Honey, it's not normal trick-or-treating. 1068 01:15:29,917 --> 01:15:32,262 This isn't like normal Halloween. 1069 01:15:32,331 --> 01:15:34,779 30 people are going down to the town square, 1070 01:15:34,848 --> 01:15:36,710 and none of their friends are going. 1071 01:15:36,779 --> 01:15:39,055 It's just cops handing out candy. 1072 01:15:39,124 --> 01:15:41,779 You get to take one piece and then leave. 1073 01:15:41,848 --> 01:15:43,779 -We gotta get the candy. It's Halloween. 1074 01:15:43,848 --> 01:15:45,365 -Yeah, I like candy. 1075 01:15:45,434 --> 01:15:47,227 -Let me see your pumpkin. Look at that. 1076 01:15:47,296 --> 01:15:49,952 That's nice. Perfect. It's a perfect pumpkin. 1077 01:15:50,021 --> 01:15:52,572 A little candy is better than no candy, right? 1078 01:15:52,641 --> 01:15:55,124 We'll go out for an hour. I'll film everything. 1079 01:15:55,193 --> 01:15:58,503 Also, if I happen to get the bad guy on camera, guess what? 1080 01:15:58,572 --> 01:15:59,986 I'll be the local hero. 1081 01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:02,262 More so than I already am. 1082 01:16:06,089 --> 01:16:07,710 -Hey, wave for the camera, kids. 1083 01:16:07,779 --> 01:16:10,193 Are you having fun on Halloween? 1084 01:16:10,262 --> 01:16:11,434 -No. No. 1085 01:16:12,917 --> 01:16:14,710 -Just a pleasant, safe town we live in. 1086 01:16:14,779 --> 01:16:16,055 Isn't that right? 1087 01:16:16,124 --> 01:16:17,848 Ooh, Halloween, so scary, 1088 01:16:17,917 --> 01:16:20,296 with the police giving out candy. 1089 01:16:22,814 --> 01:16:24,503 Oh, watch your hat there! 1090 01:16:24,572 --> 01:16:26,469 Wave to the camera over here. 1091 01:16:26,538 --> 01:16:27,952 Hey, Happy Halloween! 1092 01:16:28,021 --> 01:16:29,469 - Happy Halloween! - Happy Halloween! 1093 01:16:29,538 --> 01:16:30,952 -That's fun. 1094 01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,952 Hey, Nicole, Katie, you guys look awesome. 1095 01:16:34,021 --> 01:16:36,400 Hey, I'm glad to see somebody didn't cancel. 1096 01:16:36,469 --> 01:16:38,917 -Uh, well, I tried. 1097 01:16:38,986 --> 01:16:40,262 She had a meltdown. 1098 01:16:40,331 --> 01:16:42,745 Our... Our plan is just 15 minutes, 1099 01:16:42,814 --> 01:16:44,434 and then we're gonna leave, right? 1100 01:16:44,503 --> 01:16:46,296 -What is with everybody? 1101 01:16:47,227 --> 01:16:49,365 - Didn't you hear? - Hear what? 1102 01:16:50,469 --> 01:16:51,814 -It's a high school senior. 1103 01:16:51,883 --> 01:16:53,779 Somebody said that she went over to her car 1104 01:16:53,848 --> 01:16:56,124 to grab something, and she just vanished. 1105 01:16:56,193 --> 01:16:58,400 -Says who? A bunch of high school kids? 1106 01:16:58,469 --> 01:16:59,952 It's probably a prank. 1107 01:17:00,021 --> 01:17:02,021 -No, but there's, like... What are you looking at? 1108 01:17:02,089 --> 01:17:04,021 -Let me just scan around and see... 1109 01:17:04,089 --> 01:17:05,779 Find some troublesome faces. 1110 01:17:05,848 --> 01:17:07,331 Here, here. Like this guy over there. 1111 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,893 - Who the hell is that guy? - Looks nice. 1112 01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:10,538 He's there with his daughter. 1113 01:17:10,607 --> 01:17:12,617 He's probably just waiting to eat her Halloween candy. 1114 01:17:12,641 --> 01:17:14,745 He's a local fatso. Big deal. 1115 01:17:14,814 --> 01:17:16,262 -I'm... I'm gonna wrap this up. 1116 01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:17,721 I'm gonna give her five more minutes, 1117 01:17:17,745 --> 01:17:19,055 and then we're out of here. 1118 01:17:22,021 --> 01:17:23,572 -Take a bite of the healthy snack. 1119 01:17:23,641 --> 01:17:25,814 There we go! 1120 01:17:25,883 --> 01:17:27,400 -Hey, girls. Wave for Mommy. 1121 01:17:27,469 --> 01:17:28,745 Happy Halloween, Mommy! 1122 01:17:28,814 --> 01:17:31,193 -Happy Halloween, Mommy! 1123 01:17:35,572 --> 01:17:37,307 -I mean, I'm sure you've heard about this by now, 1124 01:17:37,331 --> 01:17:40,814 but Olivia Hamel is missing as of about an hour ago. 1125 01:17:40,883 --> 01:17:42,848 -Yeah, I just heard. 1126 01:17:42,917 --> 01:17:44,238 -Yeah, we're out here doing what we can, 1127 01:17:44,262 --> 01:17:45,848 but, you know, 17-year-olds, 1128 01:17:45,917 --> 01:17:47,848 they're still going out on their own and... 1129 01:17:47,917 --> 01:17:50,124 Shit, we... we messed up big time. 1130 01:17:50,193 --> 01:17:51,952 The parents are hysterical, 1131 01:17:52,021 --> 01:17:54,469 and we took them down to the station. 1132 01:17:54,538 --> 01:17:56,055 They said Olivia came in. 1133 01:17:56,124 --> 01:17:59,745 -Well, me and my friends might try to go to some houses 1134 01:17:59,814 --> 01:18:01,641 before we go to our friend's party. 1135 01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:03,997 -Do you mind running back to your store to grab the backup? 1136 01:18:04,021 --> 01:18:05,227 They're out of their minds, 1137 01:18:05,296 --> 01:18:07,055 they don't want to go home for it, 1138 01:18:07,124 --> 01:18:09,641 and we want to get it on the news as soon as possible. 1139 01:18:09,710 --> 01:18:12,503 -Of course. Uh, I'll go do that right now, actually. 1140 01:18:12,572 --> 01:18:14,227 -Great. Thank you, Tim. 1141 01:18:15,952 --> 01:18:17,134 -Hey, girls, you're gonna stay with Nicole. 1142 01:18:17,158 --> 01:18:18,710 You're going back to her house. 1143 01:18:18,779 --> 01:18:20,065 You're gonna play with Katie back there, all right? 1144 01:18:20,089 --> 01:18:21,365 Mom's gonna pick you up there. 1145 01:18:21,434 --> 01:18:23,400 That's okay, right? That's fun? - Yeah. 1146 01:18:29,227 --> 01:18:32,400 -Ah! That's... That's fun. That's good. 1147 01:18:32,469 --> 01:18:33,917 Okay. 1148 01:18:33,986 --> 01:18:36,917 Happy Halloween, hm? 1149 01:18:47,538 --> 01:18:49,538 Ah. Where's my light? 1150 01:18:58,296 --> 01:19:02,158 Damn it, Miles, stop leaving the TV's on. 1151 01:19:07,158 --> 01:19:09,538 What the hell is this idiot watching back here? 1152 01:19:11,021 --> 01:19:12,952 I don't like it here. 1153 01:19:13,021 --> 01:19:15,021 -Where are you taking me?! 1154 01:19:15,089 --> 01:19:17,745 I don't want to go! 1155 01:19:23,607 --> 01:19:24,848 -Jesus Christ. 1156 01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:26,572 What the fuck is this? 1157 01:19:26,641 --> 01:19:28,710 -Please stop. 1158 01:19:28,779 --> 01:19:30,641 You've kept me here for hours... 1159 01:19:30,710 --> 01:19:32,779 -What the fuck is going on? 1160 01:19:32,848 --> 01:19:35,779 I don't like this anymore. 1161 01:19:35,848 --> 01:19:38,745 Please stop it. Please, no! 1162 01:19:38,814 --> 01:19:42,331 No, no, no, please, you're scaring me. 1163 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,193 Please. I'll do anything you want if you stop. 1164 01:19:45,262 --> 01:19:46,986 I'll do anything you want. 1165 01:19:47,055 --> 01:19:49,503 No, please... 1166 01:20:27,262 --> 01:20:28,503 -How do you feel? 1167 01:20:41,917 --> 01:20:43,538 -You creep... 1168 01:20:43,607 --> 01:20:46,021 I hope you fucking die! 1169 01:20:47,021 --> 01:20:48,745 -What the hell is that? 1170 01:20:50,331 --> 01:20:51,917 -Hello? 1171 01:20:51,986 --> 01:20:54,331 Please, stop! 1172 01:20:57,089 --> 01:21:00,745 Please, just let me go! 1173 01:21:39,089 --> 01:21:40,469 Stop it. 1174 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:47,158 Please, just... just let me go home! 1175 01:21:53,365 --> 01:21:55,986 Please, let me go home! 1176 01:21:56,848 --> 01:21:58,296 -He... Hello? 1177 01:22:03,124 --> 01:22:05,227 -Hey, Tim! See you decided to come to work 1178 01:22:05,296 --> 01:22:07,158 the weekend shift with me, huh? 1179 01:22:15,503 --> 01:22:17,917 -Can I be your girlfriend? Would that be okay with you? 1180 01:22:17,986 --> 01:22:19,193 -No. 1181 01:22:20,365 --> 01:22:22,089 -I'm your friend. 1182 01:22:26,710 --> 01:22:29,089 - Lighten up, dude. - I need to go home! 1183 01:22:29,158 --> 01:22:32,607 - Come on. - Help! 1184 01:22:32,676 --> 01:22:34,503 -Whoa. Hey. 1185 01:22:35,883 --> 01:22:37,883 -And now we're gonna have a little fun. 1186 01:22:37,952 --> 01:22:39,676 -No, thanks. 1187 01:22:42,262 --> 01:22:44,124 I'm just kidding. 1188 01:22:46,745 --> 01:22:48,331 -Bruce, what the fuck are you doing? 1189 01:22:50,021 --> 01:22:51,745 -Yeah, we got Super Nintendo. 1190 01:22:51,814 --> 01:22:53,365 We have a lot of games. 1191 01:22:53,434 --> 01:22:54,893 Hey, listen, you want to come down to the store? 1192 01:22:54,917 --> 01:22:56,296 It's Kaplan's Electronics. 1193 01:22:56,365 --> 01:22:57,962 You wanna swing on down? - Yeah, yeah, I know it. 1194 01:22:57,986 --> 01:22:59,952 -Oh, yeah? Okay. Cool. Hey, you ever had a camera? 1195 01:23:00,021 --> 01:23:02,193 - No. - Check it out. It's fun, man. 1196 01:23:03,883 --> 01:23:05,848 See that? 1197 01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,238 Oh, now, now... Watch the button now, man. 1198 01:23:07,262 --> 01:23:08,572 That's my boss's, now. 1199 01:23:08,641 --> 01:23:10,055 You break it, he'll have your head. 1200 01:23:10,124 --> 01:23:11,814 -Right, right. I know that guy. 1201 01:23:11,883 --> 01:23:13,158 See the focus? 1202 01:23:13,227 --> 01:23:14,883 Isn't that cool? 1203 01:23:14,952 --> 01:23:17,227 Look at that. Come on down, man. 1204 01:23:17,296 --> 01:23:18,848 You good? Let's go. 1205 01:23:20,124 --> 01:23:21,883 Hey, you okay there, big guy? 1206 01:23:21,952 --> 01:23:23,779 Y-You all right? 1207 01:23:23,848 --> 01:23:25,538 Hey, you wanted to come down, right? 1208 01:23:25,607 --> 01:23:27,572 -What is wrong with you, you fucking freak? 1209 01:23:27,641 --> 01:23:29,538 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, stop. - Fuck you! 1210 01:23:29,607 --> 01:23:31,124 -I'm only talking to you, man! 1211 01:23:31,193 --> 01:23:32,710 Get fucking in. 1212 01:23:42,055 --> 01:23:43,089 Round two? 1213 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,193 -Okay. You talked me into it. 1214 01:23:51,538 --> 01:23:52,883 -How you doing, champ? 1215 01:24:23,986 --> 01:24:25,400 -What are you doing? Don't! 1216 01:24:25,469 --> 01:24:27,089 Bruce, don't! - Why'd you come down here? 1217 01:24:27,158 --> 01:24:29,089 -Come on! Bruce! What the fuck? 1218 01:24:29,158 --> 01:24:31,124 What the fuck are you doing?! 1219 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:35,607 Aah! Aah! 1220 01:24:35,676 --> 01:24:36,883 Fuck! 1221 01:24:38,158 --> 01:24:39,469 Fuck! 1222 01:24:40,262 --> 01:24:42,193 Ah! Fuck! 1223 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:45,952 What the...? 1224 01:24:46,021 --> 01:24:48,158 What the fuck are you doing?! 1225 01:25:26,158 --> 01:25:27,848 Listen to me. 1226 01:25:27,917 --> 01:25:31,503 Before he gets back, we gotta get the fuck out of here, okay? 1227 01:25:31,572 --> 01:25:33,779 - Fucking stop! - Ow! Fuck! 1228 01:25:53,848 --> 01:25:56,676 No, no, no... 1229 01:26:01,021 --> 01:26:03,055 -It's the other guy. It's his store. 1230 01:26:03,124 --> 01:26:06,193 -He was upstairs. They're in it together! 1231 01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:07,676 Ow! Fuck! 1232 01:26:10,227 --> 01:26:11,607 Oww! 1233 01:26:11,676 --> 01:26:15,021 -Okay, let's start by telling me your name. 1234 01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,227 Brucey. Little Brucey Dittman. 1235 01:26:19,296 --> 01:26:20,986 - Ow! Oww! - You sick freak! 1236 01:26:21,055 --> 01:26:22,055 -Yu got the wrong g... 1237 01:26:22,124 --> 01:26:23,538 -So, Brucey... 1238 01:26:24,538 --> 01:26:26,331 What are you going to be for Halloween? 1239 01:26:28,365 --> 01:26:30,710 -Cowboy. I wanna be a cowboy. 1240 01:26:33,745 --> 01:26:36,262 -Now, Brucey, are you going to be safe 1241 01:26:36,331 --> 01:26:38,538 while you're trick-or-treating? 1242 01:26:38,607 --> 01:26:40,572 -What... W-What happened to the other guy? 1243 01:26:40,641 --> 01:26:43,503 -Guess your mom and dad are letting you go by yourself 1244 01:26:43,572 --> 01:26:45,745 for the very first time. 1245 01:26:45,814 --> 01:26:49,469 - Oh, God. I need to stand up. - Let's get the hell out of here. 1246 01:26:49,538 --> 01:26:52,124 -Nothing will happen to me as long as I'm brave. 1247 01:26:52,193 --> 01:26:53,641 I'll be safe. 1248 01:26:53,710 --> 01:26:55,883 -Let's get you to the hospital. 1249 01:26:57,986 --> 01:26:59,952 -I'm not gonna talk to strangers. 1250 01:27:00,021 --> 01:27:02,227 I'm not gonna go anywhere with them. 1251 01:27:02,296 --> 01:27:03,779 Anywhere with them. 1252 01:27:08,710 --> 01:27:10,814 Happy Halloween, kids! 1253 01:27:32,124 --> 01:27:34,952 -The scourge that has plagued our community is ended, 1254 01:27:35,021 --> 01:27:37,193 and a killer of kids has been stopped, 1255 01:27:37,262 --> 01:27:40,158 while abducting his latest victim to the very store 1256 01:27:40,227 --> 01:27:42,469 where he claimed to create safe video documentation 1257 01:27:42,538 --> 01:27:44,021 for local children. 1258 01:27:44,089 --> 01:27:46,952 Tim Kaplan died of injuries on Halloween night 1259 01:27:47,021 --> 01:27:49,641 after torturing and presumably killing 1260 01:27:49,710 --> 01:27:52,055 both Olivia Hamel and Drew Stackhouse, 1261 01:27:52,124 --> 01:27:55,262 whose bodies have yet to be found. 1262 01:27:55,331 --> 01:27:57,572 -Tim was so weird. 1263 01:27:57,641 --> 01:28:00,021 Nothing about him surprised me. 1264 01:28:00,089 --> 01:28:01,962 -Ma'am, please. Can you comment on your husband? 1265 01:28:01,986 --> 01:28:03,721 Please, ma'am, the situation with your husband. 1266 01:28:03,745 --> 01:28:06,262 -Kaplan's family has not yet spoken to the media, 1267 01:28:06,331 --> 01:28:09,193 and now have round-the-clock police protection 1268 01:28:09,262 --> 01:28:11,917 from angry community members. 1269 01:28:11,986 --> 01:28:13,952 I'm here with Bruce Dittmann. 1270 01:28:14,021 --> 01:28:17,469 Bruce, you worked alongside Tim Kaplan for many years. 1271 01:28:17,538 --> 01:28:19,227 You even handled the technical aspect 1272 01:28:19,296 --> 01:28:20,848 of his KidPrinting business. 1273 01:28:20,917 --> 01:28:24,124 You were as close to Tim and his operations as anybody. 1274 01:28:24,193 --> 01:28:27,434 Did you ever have any idea anything was amiss? 1275 01:28:27,503 --> 01:28:28,986 -Well, it's kind of hard to say. 1276 01:28:29,055 --> 01:28:32,952 Um, you know, it's a damn shame, though. 1277 01:28:33,021 --> 01:28:36,124 Tim always had kids coming through there. 1278 01:28:36,193 --> 01:28:38,089 So, so many of them. Just... 1279 01:28:38,158 --> 01:28:40,158 You know, and, um... and I'm in the back there, 1280 01:28:40,227 --> 01:28:44,055 you know, hours a day, watching video after video. 1281 01:28:44,124 --> 01:28:49,779 The video of these sweet little innocent faces. 1282 01:28:49,848 --> 01:28:53,676 You know, it makes you think back to your own childhood, 1283 01:28:53,745 --> 01:28:56,848 you know, and... and how vulnerable you were back then. 1284 01:28:56,917 --> 01:28:59,227 Maybe it was something in his past. 1285 01:28:59,296 --> 01:29:01,262 W-We'll never know. 1286 01:29:01,331 --> 01:29:02,883 But... But I'm committed 1287 01:29:02,952 --> 01:29:06,262 to continuing the KidPrint service 1288 01:29:06,331 --> 01:29:07,952 for the sake of the children. 1289 01:29:29,089 --> 01:29:31,814 -Subjects are situated, Mr. Rothschild. 1290 01:29:32,710 --> 01:29:34,469 Mr. Rothschild. 1291 01:29:34,538 --> 01:29:36,089 Subjects are situated. 1292 01:29:36,158 --> 01:29:37,503 -Yeah. 1293 01:29:44,814 --> 01:29:47,158 Now, remember, as mentioned before, 1294 01:29:47,227 --> 01:29:50,503 please remain seated at all times. 1295 01:29:50,572 --> 01:29:52,331 No matter what happens, 1296 01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,676 stay in your seats. 1297 01:29:54,745 --> 01:29:56,296 -Having so many subjects at one time 1298 01:29:56,365 --> 01:29:58,641 will be a strain on our equipment, Mr. Rothschild. 1299 01:29:58,710 --> 01:30:01,089 -It took almost five hours 1300 01:30:01,158 --> 01:30:03,572 to clean that little boy off the walls. 1301 01:30:03,641 --> 01:30:05,883 I'm getting impatient. 1302 01:30:05,952 --> 01:30:10,607 Please open your can and taste our new soda. 1303 01:30:49,883 --> 01:30:51,503 -Fucking remain calm! 1304 01:30:57,262 --> 01:30:59,400 -Let me out! 1305 01:31:14,676 --> 01:31:16,365 -What the fuck is happening?! 1306 01:31:16,434 --> 01:31:19,158 -The equipment wasn't engineered for more than three subjects! 1307 01:31:19,227 --> 01:31:21,296 -Can't you pull the fucking plug?! 1308 01:31:21,365 --> 01:31:22,710 -Which fucking plug?! 1309 01:31:22,779 --> 01:31:25,296 -Maybe this big fucking red button... 1310 01:31:37,779 --> 01:31:39,986 The chamber's clear! 1311 01:31:40,055 --> 01:31:42,400 Did you extract them all? 1312 01:31:42,469 --> 01:31:43,814 -I've still got a live reading. 1313 01:31:43,883 --> 01:31:45,434 -So there is still something in there! 1314 01:31:49,986 --> 01:31:52,607 Turn your fucking camera light on! 1315 01:32:02,158 --> 01:32:03,848 Hi, 47. 1316 01:32:06,469 --> 01:32:08,331 Did you drink the soda? 1317 01:32:09,745 --> 01:32:10,883 Uh-huh. 1318 01:32:10,952 --> 01:32:13,055 Can I have more, please? 1319 01:32:14,986 --> 01:32:17,055 -Can you come closer to the mirror? 1320 01:32:21,365 --> 01:32:22,745 -Receptive. 1321 01:32:25,089 --> 01:32:29,124 -Can you tell me what is your favorite soda? 1322 01:32:30,848 --> 01:32:33,227 -Diet Phantasma. 1323 01:32:35,193 --> 01:32:36,641 -Perfect. 1324 01:32:36,710 --> 01:32:38,779 Help me! Anyone! Help me! 1325 01:32:38,848 --> 01:32:40,193 -Fuck's sake! 1326 01:32:40,262 --> 01:32:41,434 Who is that now? 1327 01:32:41,503 --> 01:32:43,538 Help me! 1328 01:32:50,089 --> 01:32:53,124 -Sir, it's gonna break! The S.I. bar has shut down! 1329 01:32:53,193 --> 01:32:55,779 They can get in here! 1330 01:32:55,848 --> 01:32:57,641 -What do we do, Mr. Rothschild? 1331 01:33:01,469 --> 01:33:02,745 -I'm unable to extract. 1332 01:33:02,814 --> 01:33:04,094 -What do we do, Mr. Rothschild?! 1333 01:33:04,158 --> 01:33:05,676 -They're gonna break through! 1334 01:33:05,745 --> 01:33:06,859 -They can get in here, Mr. Rothschild! 1335 01:33:06,883 --> 01:33:08,331 -Package and ship the product. 1336 01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,572 -But it's not ready! 1337 01:33:09,641 --> 01:33:11,365 -I said get the fucking sodas! 1338 01:33:23,365 --> 01:33:24,848 -Careful with the details, son. 1339 01:33:24,917 --> 01:33:26,400 She's our star attraction. 1340 01:33:26,469 --> 01:33:27,710 -I'm trying, Dad. 1341 01:33:27,779 --> 01:33:29,710 -Camera's rolling. Use stage names. 1342 01:33:29,779 --> 01:33:32,986 -I'm trying, Dr. Mortis. 1343 01:33:33,055 --> 01:33:34,262 -Look at those teeth. 1344 01:33:34,331 --> 01:33:36,986 She's alive, Igor! She's alive! 1345 01:33:41,538 --> 01:33:43,434 Zack! 1346 01:33:43,503 --> 01:33:44,641 -Raaah! 1347 01:33:44,710 --> 01:33:47,227 - Aah! Why me?! - I got you! 1348 01:33:47,296 --> 01:33:48,745 -Nooo! 1349 01:33:48,814 --> 01:33:50,055 -Right. We have our witch. 1350 01:33:50,124 --> 01:33:54,021 Now we need a torture chamber. 1351 01:33:54,089 --> 01:33:56,676 What if next year we did just like a giant chicken head? 1352 01:33:56,745 --> 01:33:58,021 -That wouldn't be scary, Dad. 1353 01:33:58,089 --> 01:33:59,745 -That wouldn't be scary at all. 1354 01:33:59,814 --> 01:34:02,296 No, that would be terrible. 1355 01:34:02,365 --> 01:34:05,124 -I really can't wait to go trick-or-treating with Dad. 1356 01:34:05,193 --> 01:34:06,193 -Yeah? 1357 01:34:06,262 --> 01:34:07,848 - Yeah. - What about me? 1358 01:34:07,917 --> 01:34:09,479 Oh, I have to hand out candy to the kids. 1359 01:34:09,503 --> 01:34:11,745 We're gonna eat some of these pumpkin guts. 1360 01:34:11,814 --> 01:34:13,883 Um, I think you... - Ugh! Ew! 1361 01:34:13,952 --> 01:34:16,745 -Oh, look at you two! You're so stinkin' cute. 1362 01:34:16,814 --> 01:34:19,227 -We're not cute, Mom. We're scary. 1363 01:34:19,296 --> 01:34:21,676 -Out! Out of the laboratory! 1364 01:34:21,745 --> 01:34:24,814 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You're too scary. You're terrifying. 1365 01:34:24,883 --> 01:34:27,158 Ah! Ah! 1366 01:34:27,227 --> 01:34:29,848 Into our house of horrors. 1367 01:34:29,917 --> 01:34:31,193 Hold the hand, 'cause... 1368 01:34:31,262 --> 01:34:33,296 - Here? - Yeah, now... 1369 01:34:33,365 --> 01:34:34,814 Yeah. Yeah. 1370 01:34:43,021 --> 01:34:44,296 -That's much better. 1371 01:34:44,365 --> 01:34:47,779 -Ready, Igor? Our guests have arrived. 1372 01:35:00,365 --> 01:35:01,917 -Aah! 1373 01:35:01,986 --> 01:35:04,883 -That's enough. Turn it off. 1374 01:35:04,952 --> 01:35:07,193 Turn the camera off, too. - Oh! 1375 01:35:07,262 --> 01:35:09,331 Ohhhh! - Turn it off! 1376 01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:12,986 -Hey, come on, turn it back on! 1377 01:35:13,055 --> 01:35:14,335 Come on, Zackie, I'm just trying 1378 01:35:14,365 --> 01:35:16,055 to get you pumped for our season. 1379 01:35:16,124 --> 01:35:17,814 -I'm gonna be pumped to move out and never, 1380 01:35:17,883 --> 01:35:19,055 ever do this again. 1381 01:35:19,124 --> 01:35:20,883 -Oh, don't be like that, bud. 1382 01:35:20,952 --> 01:35:23,227 This maze is important. It's our thing. 1383 01:35:23,296 --> 01:35:25,607 -It's your thing. It's important to you. 1384 01:35:25,676 --> 01:35:27,158 I'm done being your clown. 1385 01:35:27,227 --> 01:35:29,400 -Hey, you loved it when you were a kid. 1386 01:35:29,469 --> 01:35:32,365 -Yeah, well, kids like dumb stuff. 1387 01:35:32,434 --> 01:35:34,572 -It's not dumb. 1388 01:35:34,641 --> 01:35:36,572 Hey, it's not dumb! 1389 01:35:36,641 --> 01:35:39,158 Hey, we've always done this together. 1390 01:35:39,227 --> 01:35:42,365 You know I can't film the first walk-through without you. 1391 01:35:42,434 --> 01:35:45,607 So, what do I have to do? Beg? Bribe? 1392 01:35:46,607 --> 01:35:49,021 -I don't know. Call your work buddies. 1393 01:35:49,089 --> 01:35:51,365 Dress them up like assholes. See how they like it. 1394 01:35:51,434 --> 01:35:53,434 -Yeah, they're alcoholics. You know that? 1395 01:35:53,503 --> 01:35:56,538 -Great! Then Dr. Mortis can't make their lives any worse 1396 01:35:56,607 --> 01:35:58,307 than they already are. - Stop being dramatic. 1397 01:35:58,331 --> 01:36:00,021 No one's ruining anyone's life here. 1398 01:36:00,089 --> 01:36:03,331 -The kids at school have an Igor-Mortis junior dance, 1399 01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:04,676 Keith. 1400 01:36:04,745 --> 01:36:06,227 They draw pictures of me... 1401 01:36:06,296 --> 01:36:08,227 doing things in belfries. 1402 01:36:08,296 --> 01:36:11,365 -Belfries? You're not even that kind of a hunchback. 1403 01:36:11,434 --> 01:36:13,538 Don't you try to explain our lore to these idiots? 1404 01:36:13,607 --> 01:36:15,883 -Your lore is why I don't have a girlfriend. 1405 01:36:15,952 --> 01:36:19,021 -You're really trying to blame that on our home haunt? 1406 01:36:19,089 --> 01:36:21,745 -You know, I can't tell if you try to be a dick 1407 01:36:21,814 --> 01:36:23,193 or if you just can't help it. 1408 01:36:23,262 --> 01:36:25,158 -Zack! 1409 01:36:25,227 --> 01:36:27,469 -Just give me one more Halloween. 1410 01:36:27,538 --> 01:36:31,089 -Keith, I'm done with all this bullshit. 1411 01:36:32,158 --> 01:36:34,055 I just don't want to end up like you. 1412 01:36:34,124 --> 01:36:36,021 -Zack! Come on. 1413 01:36:40,365 --> 01:36:42,848 - Whoa. - Need an assist? 1414 01:36:42,917 --> 01:36:44,400 -I used to know how to talk to him. 1415 01:36:44,469 --> 01:36:46,676 He just called me Keith. 1416 01:36:46,745 --> 01:36:48,745 He's just at that age. 1417 01:36:48,814 --> 01:36:50,986 Let me work my magic, okay? 1418 01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:53,607 -I remember when I had the magic. 1419 01:36:53,676 --> 01:36:55,055 -Can we, uh...? 1420 01:36:55,124 --> 01:36:56,952 -Oh, right. Sorry. 1421 01:36:58,193 --> 01:36:59,986 Hey, hey! There he is! 1422 01:37:00,055 --> 01:37:01,676 I knew you'd come around, Zackie. 1423 01:37:01,745 --> 01:37:03,365 -I'm not coming around! 1424 01:37:03,434 --> 01:37:06,089 Mom's just better at blackmail than you are. 1425 01:37:10,158 --> 01:37:11,779 I want that on the record. 1426 01:37:11,848 --> 01:37:13,296 -Oh, come on! 1427 01:37:16,607 --> 01:37:18,538 -What are we looking for, exactly? 1428 01:37:18,607 --> 01:37:21,055 -Oh, I don't know. Wardrobe, props. 1429 01:37:21,124 --> 01:37:22,917 Oh! Scary stuff. 1430 01:37:22,986 --> 01:37:24,365 -You really need more junk? 1431 01:37:24,434 --> 01:37:27,262 -Hey, we need more junk. 1432 01:37:27,331 --> 01:37:28,883 The scarier, the better. 1433 01:37:28,952 --> 01:37:30,572 -Hey, Keith! 1434 01:37:30,641 --> 01:37:31,986 No recording. 1435 01:37:32,055 --> 01:37:34,538 -Oh, sorry, Janet. Must've forgot. 1436 01:37:34,607 --> 01:37:35,917 -We've been over this. 1437 01:37:35,986 --> 01:37:37,469 -Okay. I'm sorry. 1438 01:37:39,676 --> 01:37:41,952 I didn't forget, Janet. 1439 01:37:42,021 --> 01:37:44,814 And I am not sorry. 1440 01:37:44,883 --> 01:37:46,710 Zack. 1441 01:37:46,779 --> 01:37:48,400 Zack! 1442 01:37:48,469 --> 01:37:50,607 Oh, my. Oh... 1443 01:37:50,676 --> 01:37:52,641 Oh, man. 1444 01:37:52,710 --> 01:37:55,986 Igor Mortis Jr. Signature collection. 1445 01:38:01,262 --> 01:38:03,400 What have we here? 1446 01:38:04,607 --> 01:38:08,365 Keeping the good stuff in the back, huh, Janet? 1447 01:38:09,986 --> 01:38:11,814 Oops! 1448 01:38:11,883 --> 01:38:13,986 Whoa. Look at all this stuff. 1449 01:38:14,055 --> 01:38:16,158 That's a gnarly little guy. 1450 01:38:16,227 --> 01:38:18,021 Uh-oh. ♪ Dun-dun ♪ 1451 01:38:18,089 --> 01:38:19,296 Too sharp. 1452 01:38:19,365 --> 01:38:22,331 Ugh, a little too real. 1453 01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:26,227 Hey, now we're talking. Mystery trunk. 1454 01:38:26,296 --> 01:38:27,710 Ah, no cymbals. 1455 01:38:27,779 --> 01:38:29,676 Eh. No sale. 1456 01:38:29,745 --> 01:38:32,572 Oh! Oh, man! 1457 01:38:32,641 --> 01:38:34,021 Oh, my God. 1458 01:38:34,089 --> 01:38:36,193 Oh, my God. Check. 1459 01:38:38,193 --> 01:38:40,883 Go on! 1460 01:38:40,952 --> 01:38:42,710 Easy, easy. Watch the foam. 1461 01:38:42,779 --> 01:38:45,710 - I am! - Ha-ha-ha! 1462 01:38:45,779 --> 01:38:47,710 What do you think? 1463 01:38:49,262 --> 01:38:51,538 -I think I liked it better when it was smaller. 1464 01:38:53,607 --> 01:38:56,503 What's so funny? 1465 01:38:56,572 --> 01:38:57,745 Check it out. 1466 01:38:57,814 --> 01:38:59,055 -You steal things now? 1467 01:38:59,124 --> 01:39:00,607 -I left some money on the counter. 1468 01:39:00,676 --> 01:39:02,089 She won't miss it. 1469 01:39:02,158 --> 01:39:03,848 It's perfect. Right? 1470 01:39:03,917 --> 01:39:07,124 -Lots of dead kids on this thing, aren't there? 1471 01:39:07,193 --> 01:39:09,710 -Eh, like I said, this year will be scary. 1472 01:39:09,779 --> 01:39:12,021 I'm talking traumatized neighbors. 1473 01:39:12,089 --> 01:39:15,193 911 calls. TV deals. 1474 01:39:15,262 --> 01:39:16,814 "Listener beware. 1475 01:39:16,883 --> 01:39:19,779 He who invokes the song of Samhain on All Hallows' Eve 1476 01:39:19,848 --> 01:39:24,779 lets loose the riders of hell, with a symphony of the damned!" 1477 01:39:24,848 --> 01:39:26,641 Oh, hell yeah! 1478 01:39:26,710 --> 01:39:29,952 We've found our overarching narrative. 1479 01:39:30,021 --> 01:39:32,227 -Overarching. Right. 1480 01:39:32,296 --> 01:39:35,538 -Symphony of the damned. 1481 01:39:35,607 --> 01:39:38,710 Alright, Igor, let's get into character. 1482 01:39:41,055 --> 01:39:43,124 -Stop squirming. I need to fix your hump. 1483 01:39:43,193 --> 01:39:45,365 -Please stop calling it that. 1484 01:39:46,779 --> 01:39:48,572 -Are we having fun yet? 1485 01:39:51,089 --> 01:39:52,607 -Is it straight? 1486 01:39:52,676 --> 01:39:53,883 -It's fine, Keith. 1487 01:39:53,952 --> 01:39:55,652 -Well, it needs to cover the entire frame, okay? 1488 01:39:55,676 --> 01:39:58,814 -It's fine. Let's get moving. 1489 01:39:58,883 --> 01:40:02,124 Come on. 1490 01:40:02,193 --> 01:40:04,365 Make sure to get everything. 1491 01:40:05,158 --> 01:40:06,538 One for you, 1492 01:40:06,607 --> 01:40:08,262 and one for you. 1493 01:40:08,331 --> 01:40:10,055 -Hey, Ashley. 1494 01:40:10,124 --> 01:40:11,124 -Hey, Zack. 1495 01:40:11,193 --> 01:40:13,021 -Hey, Igor. 1496 01:40:13,089 --> 01:40:15,710 -Oh, hello, brave little one. 1497 01:40:15,779 --> 01:40:19,089 Are you ready to enter our house of horrors? 1498 01:40:20,296 --> 01:40:21,445 -Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it. 1499 01:40:21,469 --> 01:40:22,848 This shit always looks fake. 1500 01:40:22,917 --> 01:40:24,469 -Chill out, Rich. 1501 01:40:24,538 --> 01:40:26,572 -If it looks like shit, then why are we doing it? 1502 01:40:26,641 --> 01:40:28,410 -'Cause I want to tell him that it looks like shit. 1503 01:40:28,434 --> 01:40:30,572 -Language, Rich. It's a family haunt. 1504 01:40:30,641 --> 01:40:33,572 - Don't want your stupid flyer. - It's a family haunt. 1505 01:40:33,641 --> 01:40:36,158 I'd like to see you make a haunt. 1506 01:40:36,227 --> 01:40:37,503 Could be anywhere else. 1507 01:40:37,572 --> 01:40:39,538 Old grouch. Anywhere else. 1508 01:40:39,607 --> 01:40:41,883 Okay. 1509 01:40:41,952 --> 01:40:44,538 Recording. 1510 01:40:44,607 --> 01:40:46,469 -Come... Come... 1511 01:40:46,538 --> 01:40:48,572 -Someone just kill me. 1512 01:40:48,641 --> 01:40:49,952 - Enter. - Please. 1513 01:40:50,021 --> 01:40:52,055 -It's not gonna be scary. It's gonna be fine. 1514 01:40:52,124 --> 01:40:53,572 -This way. 1515 01:40:53,641 --> 01:40:56,227 -Keith thinks he's Mr. fucking Halloween. 1516 01:40:56,296 --> 01:40:57,986 You know, goes to the Halloween store 1517 01:40:58,055 --> 01:41:00,021 and buys some shit, calls it a haunted house. 1518 01:41:00,089 --> 01:41:01,607 -Looks like a fire hazard to me. 1519 01:41:01,676 --> 01:41:04,021 Seriously. I'm gonna make a call. 1520 01:41:10,814 --> 01:41:13,400 - Ladies and gentlemen of the living. - Shh! Quiet, quiet! 1521 01:41:13,469 --> 01:41:16,193 -Welcome to your place of eternal rest. 1522 01:41:16,262 --> 01:41:21,193 Tonight on All Hallows' Eve, we gather to bear horrible witness. 1523 01:41:21,262 --> 01:41:24,089 -Oh, come on, Keith. Get on with it, man. 1524 01:41:24,158 --> 01:41:29,986 -Together we gather to open a portal into the beyond, 1525 01:41:30,055 --> 01:41:31,917 with this key... 1526 01:41:31,986 --> 01:41:35,296 our symphony of the damned. 1527 01:41:41,158 --> 01:41:43,710 Do you hear it? 1528 01:41:43,779 --> 01:41:46,538 The sound of fingers digging in their graves, 1529 01:41:46,607 --> 01:41:49,262 clawing back to our world, 1530 01:41:49,331 --> 01:41:51,331 through the soil at your feet. 1531 01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:53,641 Hungry for your flesh. 1532 01:41:56,021 --> 01:41:57,572 Do you feel them? 1533 01:42:00,986 --> 01:42:04,365 Spirits gathering in the air around us. 1534 01:42:04,434 --> 01:42:07,296 Drawn to our music. We call out to them. 1535 01:42:07,365 --> 01:42:08,917 Hear our song! 1536 01:42:08,986 --> 01:42:13,986 Let our symphony open wide the gates of hell! 1537 01:42:25,296 --> 01:42:26,917 -Keith, what the fuck? 1538 01:42:28,193 --> 01:42:29,641 -Aah! 1539 01:42:30,676 --> 01:42:33,676 - What the fuck, Keith? - Did you see that? 1540 01:42:33,745 --> 01:42:35,514 -I don't even know why I put up with this shit. 1541 01:42:35,538 --> 01:42:37,331 -Is everyone okay? 1542 01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:39,676 - What's going on? - I dunno. 1543 01:42:42,089 --> 01:42:43,365 -It... It's not real. 1544 01:42:43,434 --> 01:42:45,572 -Just take deep breaths. 1545 01:42:45,641 --> 01:42:48,296 Everything's fine. It's gonna be fine, I promise. 1546 01:42:51,158 --> 01:42:53,445 -I thought this was supposed to be a fucking haunted house, 1547 01:42:53,469 --> 01:42:55,021 not a miniature golf course. 1548 01:42:56,538 --> 01:42:58,296 Oh, man, Keith, that looks like shit. 1549 01:42:58,365 --> 01:42:59,434 This is so lame. 1550 01:43:01,538 --> 01:43:03,089 - Huh? - Keith, what's going on? 1551 01:43:03,158 --> 01:43:04,641 -The door won't open. 1552 01:43:04,710 --> 01:43:06,479 -What are you talking about? It's a fake door. 1553 01:43:06,503 --> 01:43:08,021 -It's all fake. 1554 01:43:08,089 --> 01:43:11,331 Same old shit every year, Keith. Come on, man. 1555 01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:13,848 Rich, that is not one of mine! 1556 01:43:15,365 --> 01:43:17,055 -Aah! Aaaaah! 1557 01:43:27,124 --> 01:43:28,365 - Keith! - Ah! Aaaah! 1558 01:43:28,434 --> 01:43:31,331 -Run! Everybody run! 1559 01:43:38,710 --> 01:43:40,331 -Oh, God! They're everywhere! 1560 01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:41,883 Oh, God! 1561 01:43:41,952 --> 01:43:43,158 Aah! 1562 01:43:49,848 --> 01:43:52,434 - We're gonna die here! - This way! Towards the crypt! 1563 01:43:56,262 --> 01:43:58,365 -God damn stone! 1564 01:43:58,434 --> 01:44:00,055 How is it stone? 1565 01:44:00,124 --> 01:44:01,227 -Oh, my God! 1566 01:44:03,262 --> 01:44:05,469 Oh, my God! 1567 01:44:05,538 --> 01:44:07,779 -We gotta go. We gotta go! 1568 01:44:07,848 --> 01:44:09,917 Aaaah! 1569 01:44:09,986 --> 01:44:11,193 -Open the door! 1570 01:44:11,262 --> 01:44:12,262 -Hurry! 1571 01:44:15,296 --> 01:44:16,469 -Keith! 1572 01:44:23,089 --> 01:44:24,538 -Let's go! The door! 1573 01:44:30,917 --> 01:44:31,952 -Hurry! 1574 01:44:32,021 --> 01:44:34,262 -Everybody push! 1575 01:44:34,331 --> 01:44:35,676 -Ugh! They're coming! 1576 01:44:37,296 --> 01:44:41,676 -Everybody! Everybody, push! 1577 01:44:42,883 --> 01:44:43,883 -Oh, God, no! 1578 01:44:46,814 --> 01:44:49,158 -No! Don't close the door! 1579 01:44:53,227 --> 01:44:54,779 -We could save her! 1580 01:44:54,848 --> 01:44:56,641 - We can save her! - No, she's gone. 1581 01:44:56,710 --> 01:44:58,572 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1582 01:44:58,641 --> 01:45:00,779 -Zack. Put the camera down. 1583 01:45:00,848 --> 01:45:02,814 I can't. 1584 01:45:02,883 --> 01:45:05,952 -If we don't make it out of here, 1585 01:45:06,021 --> 01:45:07,745 people need to know what happened, 1586 01:45:07,814 --> 01:45:09,296 or else they'll blame you. 1587 01:45:09,365 --> 01:45:12,193 Everyone will blame you. 1588 01:45:12,262 --> 01:45:15,021 -What's happening to us? 1589 01:45:15,089 --> 01:45:19,158 People are dying, you asshole! 1590 01:45:19,227 --> 01:45:22,745 -My husband... is dead. 1591 01:45:22,814 --> 01:45:24,400 -I can't explain any of this. 1592 01:45:24,469 --> 01:45:26,883 -It's that record! 1593 01:45:26,952 --> 01:45:28,432 When we played the music, something... 1594 01:45:30,641 --> 01:45:32,227 -What's wrong with her? 1595 01:45:32,296 --> 01:45:36,055 -Ruby, are you okay? 1596 01:45:36,124 --> 01:45:37,227 -Aah! Aah! 1597 01:45:37,296 --> 01:45:39,848 -Don't leave me! Don't leave me! 1598 01:45:39,917 --> 01:45:41,883 - Don't go. - Don't leave me! 1599 01:45:41,952 --> 01:45:44,124 -No! Don't go in that room! 1600 01:45:44,193 --> 01:45:46,434 - Stay here. I got you. - We have to stop her. 1601 01:45:46,503 --> 01:45:47,607 We have to get her! 1602 01:45:47,676 --> 01:45:49,952 It's okay. 1603 01:45:51,262 --> 01:45:52,331 -Hello? 1604 01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:54,296 -H-H-Help... me... 1605 01:45:54,365 --> 01:45:55,365 -Where are you? 1606 01:45:55,434 --> 01:45:56,848 - Help. - Talk to me. 1607 01:45:56,917 --> 01:45:58,503 What room is this? 1608 01:45:58,572 --> 01:45:59,814 -Oh, God. Oh, no. 1609 01:45:59,883 --> 01:46:01,676 -I can't see her. Where are we? 1610 01:46:01,745 --> 01:46:03,262 -It's the torture chamber. 1611 01:46:03,331 --> 01:46:04,434 Oh, my God! 1612 01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:10,848 Oh, my God! 1613 01:46:15,538 --> 01:46:17,365 Please! Please, God, no! 1614 01:46:19,262 --> 01:46:20,503 -Oh, my God! 1615 01:46:21,469 --> 01:46:23,538 -Stay away! Stop! 1616 01:46:46,227 --> 01:46:48,227 -Everyone... Is everyone all right? 1617 01:46:50,917 --> 01:46:53,572 - I'm okay. - Don't look at that, Zack. 1618 01:46:53,641 --> 01:46:55,124 -Come on. 1619 01:46:55,193 --> 01:46:57,055 This way. 1620 01:47:02,193 --> 01:47:04,331 -I want my mommy. 1621 01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:06,469 -I'm gonna take you home. 1622 01:47:06,538 --> 01:47:08,745 Last room. 1623 01:47:08,814 --> 01:47:10,434 - I'm not going in there. - We have to. 1624 01:47:10,503 --> 01:47:11,848 - I-I can't! - Zack. 1625 01:47:11,917 --> 01:47:13,917 - She's in there! - I'm gonna keep you safe. 1626 01:47:13,986 --> 01:47:15,365 I'm sorry I got you into this, 1627 01:47:15,434 --> 01:47:17,089 but I swear to God, I'm getting you out. 1628 01:47:17,158 --> 01:47:18,469 -Okay, Dad. 1629 01:47:18,538 --> 01:47:20,710 -Wait, wait. Where's the little girl? 1630 01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:24,848 -Hey, don't go in there! 1631 01:47:24,917 --> 01:47:27,365 - Oh, God. - Get her out! 1632 01:47:35,883 --> 01:47:37,745 Ah! Where'd she go? 1633 01:47:37,814 --> 01:47:39,296 Where'd she go? 1634 01:48:01,503 --> 01:48:03,262 -Mom! Are you okay? 1635 01:48:04,193 --> 01:48:06,779 Come on. We gotta get Dad. Come on, please. 1636 01:48:06,848 --> 01:48:08,848 Please. We gotta go. Please. 1637 01:48:09,883 --> 01:48:11,917 -Keith! Keith! 1638 01:48:11,986 --> 01:48:14,710 Keith, get up! Keith! We gotta go. Come on. 1639 01:48:14,779 --> 01:48:16,641 -Dad! Get up! 1640 01:48:16,710 --> 01:48:18,538 Okay. 1641 01:48:18,607 --> 01:48:20,365 -We gotta go. 1642 01:48:22,641 --> 01:48:24,331 -Dad! Get down! 1643 01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:25,434 -Aah! 1644 01:49:26,641 --> 01:49:29,434 -♪ Normal night, should be ♪ 1645 01:49:29,503 --> 01:49:33,607 ♪ Just trying to live a normal life, okay? ♪ 1646 01:49:33,676 --> 01:49:35,331 ♪ It was the image that brought me back ♪ 1647 01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:36,814 ♪ But listen ♪ 1648 01:49:36,883 --> 01:49:38,538 ♪ I don't want your presence ♪ 1649 01:49:38,607 --> 01:49:43,158 ♪ Purple man smoking weed in my bedroom ♪ 1650 01:49:43,227 --> 01:49:47,124 ♪ Don't want you, I don't need you ♪ 1651 01:49:47,193 --> 01:49:50,227 ♪ And don't think I'd forget ♪ 1652 01:49:50,296 --> 01:49:53,538 ♪ You hurt me in a past life ♪ 1653 01:49:53,607 --> 01:49:55,227 ♪ And you were so strange once ♪ 1654 01:50:01,538 --> 01:50:03,055 -Diet Phantasma... 1655 01:50:03,124 --> 01:50:05,745 made with real ghosts. 1656 01:50:05,814 --> 01:50:08,331 Made 100% with poltergeist extract. 1657 01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:11,538 It's spooktacular, and only one calorie. 1658 01:50:14,262 --> 01:50:17,296 It's scary how good it tastes. 1659 01:50:17,365 --> 01:50:18,779 Diet Phantasma... 1660 01:50:18,848 --> 01:50:21,021 available now from the Octagon Company. 1661 01:50:23,917 --> 01:50:26,193 -♪ At least stranger than you are now ♪ 1662 01:50:26,262 --> 01:50:29,158 ♪ At least stranger than you are now ♪ 1663 01:50:29,227 --> 01:50:31,986 ♪ Okay, it's true, I wanna wear your flesh ♪ 1664 01:50:32,055 --> 01:50:35,021 ♪ When I look through my eyes, I wanna be you ♪ 1665 01:50:35,089 --> 01:50:38,021 ♪ Okay, it's true, I wanna wear your flesh ♪ 1666 01:50:38,089 --> 01:50:41,710 ♪ When I look through my eyes, I wanna be you ♪ 1667 01:50:45,710 --> 01:50:47,745 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1668 01:50:48,572 --> 01:50:50,296 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1669 01:50:51,193 --> 01:50:53,331 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1670 01:50:54,089 --> 01:50:56,055 ♪ I'm a monster too 1671 01:50:57,055 --> 01:50:58,676 ♪ I'm a monster too ♪ 1672 01:51:02,814 --> 01:51:06,676 ♪ But somewhere I'm just ♪ 1673 01:51:06,745 --> 01:51:08,158 ♪ Drifting ♪ 1674 01:51:15,607 --> 01:51:18,607 ♪ Purple man, get out of my room ♪ 1675 01:51:18,676 --> 01:51:21,538 ♪ New spoon, stolen ♪ 1676 01:51:21,607 --> 01:51:23,089 ♪ Gleaming light ♪ 1677 01:51:23,158 --> 01:51:25,641 ♪ I think back to the time fondly ♪ 1678 01:51:25,710 --> 01:51:30,952 ♪ That one time I felt sick, but I zen'd out ♪ 1679 01:51:31,021 --> 01:51:33,607 ♪ And it boiled in no time ♪ 1680 01:51:33,676 --> 01:51:36,676 ♪ I felt good in no time ♪ 1681 01:51:36,745 --> 01:51:39,469 ♪ I felt good in no time ♪ 1682 01:51:39,538 --> 01:51:42,607 ♪ I fell asleep ♪ 1683 01:51:42,676 --> 01:51:45,607 ♪ Into forgotten pleasures ♪ 1684 01:51:45,676 --> 01:51:48,883 ♪ And there was no time ♪ 1685 01:51:48,952 --> 01:51:51,296 ♪ No time ♪ 1686 01:51:51,365 --> 01:51:54,331 ♪ Purple man, stop coming into my room ♪ 1687 01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:57,400 ♪ Stop looking at things that aren't meant for you ♪ 1688 01:51:57,469 --> 01:52:00,331 ♪ Purple man, stop coming into my room ♪ 1689 01:52:00,400 --> 01:52:04,848 ♪ Stop looking at things that aren't meant for you ♪ 1690 01:52:04,917 --> 01:52:07,779 ♪ I'm twisted ♪ 1691 01:52:07,848 --> 01:52:10,538 ♪ And frail ♪ 1692 01:52:10,607 --> 01:52:13,400 ♪ Broken up ♪ 1693 01:52:13,469 --> 01:52:15,089 ♪ I'm purple ♪ 1694 01:52:16,124 --> 01:52:19,227 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1695 01:52:19,296 --> 01:52:22,124 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1696 01:52:22,193 --> 01:52:24,883 ♪ I'm purple man too ♪ 1697 01:52:28,814 --> 01:52:31,710 ♪ I'm trying to kill myself ♪ 1698 01:52:31,779 --> 01:52:34,641 ♪ If you don't mind ♪ 1699 01:52:34,710 --> 01:52:37,365 ♪ That's why I locked the door ♪ 1700 01:52:37,434 --> 01:52:40,331 ♪ I just need some privacy ♪ 1701 01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:44,779 ♪ If you don't mind, I'm gonna open the window now ♪ 1702 01:52:44,848 --> 01:52:47,400 ♪ And jump out, face first ♪ 1703 01:52:47,469 --> 01:52:49,055 ♪ I know we're not that high ♪ 1704 01:52:49,124 --> 01:52:51,158 ♪ But if I do it right ♪ 1705 01:52:51,227 --> 01:52:53,607 ♪ I can break my neck ♪ 1706 01:52:53,676 --> 01:52:55,710 ♪ I don't want to be alive ♪ 1707 01:52:55,779 --> 01:52:57,883 ♪ I don't want to be alive ♪ 1708 01:53:14,434 --> 01:53:15,848 ♪ Animal ♪ 1709 01:53:15,917 --> 01:53:17,469 ♪ Pyramid ♪ 1710 01:53:17,538 --> 01:53:18,676 ♪ Face ♪ 1711 01:53:21,158 --> 01:53:25,952 ♪ I had a question here, but not anymore now ♪ 1712 01:53:26,021 --> 01:53:29,779 ♪ I try not to at least, I try not to ♪ 1713 01:53:31,952 --> 01:53:35,572 ♪ I just stare at the wall ♪ 1714 01:53:35,641 --> 01:53:37,021 ♪ How long? ♪ 1715 01:53:45,986 --> 01:53:50,227 ♪ Face forward, eyes open ♪ 1716 01:53:50,296 --> 01:53:52,952 ♪ Devoid, all right? ♪ 1717 01:53:55,745 --> 01:53:57,365 ♪ Devoid ♪ 1718 01:53:57,434 --> 01:54:00,158 ♪ Demon ♪ 1719 01:54:00,227 --> 01:54:01,745 ♪ Face, no, shut up ♪ 1720 01:54:01,814 --> 01:54:04,676 ♪ Demon, face, no, shut up, face ♪ 1721 01:54:07,538 --> 01:54:09,400 ♪ Shut up! ♪ 1722 01:54:09,469 --> 01:54:10,503 ♪ Okay ♪ 1723 01:54:13,262 --> 01:54:14,676 ♪ Shut up! ♪ 1724 01:54:16,917 --> 01:54:18,745 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 1725 01:54:18,814 --> 01:54:22,676 ♪ Okay? I'm fine ♪ 1726 01:54:22,745 --> 01:54:25,710 ♪ No, seriously ♪ 1727 01:54:25,779 --> 01:54:27,538 ♪ Leave me alone! ♪ 1728 01:54:30,193 --> 01:54:31,779 ♪ Leave me alone! ♪ 1729 01:54:35,883 --> 01:54:40,400 ♪ You've been gone a long... ♪ 118889