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Take some notes here, son. I'm falling
about like the devil's ball. I'm a
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stranger ball in the middle of the day
in a strange hotel.
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And let me tell you that man with a
French coat and he'll take you downtown.
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I'll try it.
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It's not even working out. It won't even
let me access the server.
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Could you send someone up, please?
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No, not.
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Is there anyone else?
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All right, send him up then, I guess.
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IT.
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IT. Yeah, Jacob.
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I think it's a new iOS because it's not
recognising me as a user now.
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That's just the monitor. I think it's
fine.
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Tim, how are you going with the notes on
that report?
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Not too good. My computer's not working.
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Will Jacob put that up again soon?
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Yes, Mark. Yeah, I'm sure he will. Maybe
he'll knock me up a barn.
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Look,
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look, look. He's currently playing in
the monitor, okay? He has absolutely no
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idea about IT. He's learned nothing.
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Tim. No, I'm sorry, Jacob. Look, you're
a really nice bloke, but I'm sick of
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everyone ignoring the elephant in the
room, okay?
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You are Amish.
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I? Yeah. Yeah, you fundamentally reject
technology.
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Well, sometimes old ways are the best
ways. Do you know what the T in IT
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for? Technology.
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Well, I wouldn't know anything about
that. No, you wouldn't know anything,
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you should.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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But it is broke, Jacob. It's broke,
okay? Please fix it. What is that?
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A sextant.
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You're going to fix it with a sextant
now, are you?
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I'm sure.
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I think you need a new computer. There's
a surprise.
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Okay, I'll order that now, shall I? No,
no, I don't need a new computer. This is
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Jacob's solution to everything.
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I've had 12 new computers this month,
okay? The last one, he just didn't plug
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in. Tim, it's fine. No, it's not fine,
all right? This company is hemorrhaging
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money. All right, we laid off 60 people
last week. There's no milk in the tea
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room because we keep ordering new
computers every time Jacob can't fix a
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IP problem.
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Oh, oh, yeah. That's definitely broken.
How did you get this job?
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He interviewed very well. We had a lot
of applications. Who ordered the new
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computers? Oh, great. Yeah, just over
there. Thanks. I'm sorry. Am I the only
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one here? This is beyond... You are a
joke. That is enough.
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Okay? Just get your things and leave,
please. Make a copy of my report and
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talk tomorrow.
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Jacob, I am so sorry. I had no idea you
came with prejudice.
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No harm, Mark.
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Yes. Didn't hear me coming, did you?
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why you didn't hear me coming?
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Janie!
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Janie, Janie, Janie, Janie.
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Can you answer the question why none of
you heard me coming?
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What's that? I didn't hear you very
well.
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You drive a Prius? You're goddamn right
I drive a Prius!
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Whisper quiet!
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I keep it under 24 kph.
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The engine doesn't even kick in!
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Jeff, please, take a seat.
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What did you say to me?
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I just said take a seat.
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Have you eaten?
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Let me ask you this, Paul.
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What are you driving around these days?
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Jeff, now you know what I drive.
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2007 Subaru Outback. Oh, so you're
driving around raping frees. I didn't
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anything. I get 3 .7 to 100 clicks.
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Maybe when you start saving the planet,
maybe then you can tell me what to do.
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Mother of God!
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Breathe.
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Breathe.
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They got me.
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They got me.
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I'm not going to make it.
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You've got to promise me something.
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Promise me you'll look after my kids.
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Oh, mate.
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You shouldn't have brought them.
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Oh,
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wow. Beautiful.
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I love those ceilings.
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This is fabulous.
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Such a modern feel to it. Yeah, it's
lovely.
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Do you mind if we get a feel for it? No,
not at all.
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Babe? Yeah?
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Where are the blueberries?
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In the freezer.
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No, not the frozen ones, the fresh ones.
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I ate them.
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What?
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I ate them.
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I was going to make muffins, but I guess
I'm not now.
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Oh, sorry.
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I knew that because I'm psychic.
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No, I didn't know that because I'm not
psychic. Go and get some more.
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They're $12 a punnet. Why are you
spending $12 a punnet on blueberries?
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they're organic and I'm detoxing. Oh,
give me a break.
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You're so selfish.
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Yeah, well, at least I don't go through
people's private text messages.
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Oh, so now... I'm the bad person, am I?
Charlotte, it was one text message.
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Well, I don't even know why you still
need to have contact with her. She's my
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friend! God!
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Damn it!
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I love it.
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Wow. Um, the council rates are $5 .40 a
quarter, yeah?
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Yeah.
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I wanted to visit the pyramids, but...
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Then I found out they were made under
atrocious sweatshop conditions.
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I turn my back and he puts the ball in
the hole, I'm sure.
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It was a great day. It was a great day.
Thank you.
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So, Mum and Dad, we actually have
something that we want to tell you.
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Oh. Here we go. You've come here with an
ulterior motive.
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Do you want to do it together?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Three, two, one.
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We're pregnant.
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What did you say?
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We're pregnant. We're having a baby.
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You're going to be a grandparent.
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You're telling me that... No, don't. No,
no. Fine.
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He's a big boy. He said it.
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Timothy?
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I just have to get it straight in my own
mind because otherwise I get a bit
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confused sometimes with the details.
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So, Timothy, I just want to... If you
could just... You come into my house
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yeah, in front of my wife in my
beautiful house and you announce to the
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that you put your penis into my
daughter.
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Well...
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Yeah, and then you brag about it. Yeah.
Oh, I put my penis into your daughter.
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Oh, there she was, and I did it to her.
Yeah, not round the edges, just right in
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there. You think I should be happy about
this or something. Is that right,
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Timothy?
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We're having a baby.
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Oh, a baby.
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Oh, that's great, isn't it? A baby.
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Well, that's terrific. Now there's going
to be a little baby running around.
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Wah!
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grandy grandy pick me up oh that's
terrific a constant reminder of you
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your penis right into my daughter yeah
every family event every every christmas
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every birthday i see this little
innocent child running around smiling at
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though its head is your penis just
looking up at me a constant visual
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of your penis or sweaty and vulgar veins
and throbbing just waning in the breeze
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without any sense of direction. It could
go anywhere, but where does it go?
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Wacko, bajingo, right into my daughter's
vulva.
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Bullseye. And you think, my only
daughter, that is, my innocent, only,
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-to -this -moment daughter, and your
penis right in there, up to the hilt,
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think this is an image that I want to be
haunted by.
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No. No.
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Look, I'm sorry if the details of this
are disgusting to you,
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You're going to have to move past that.
I love your daughter. That's why I
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married her.
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We're very much looking forward to
bringing this child into the world, as
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sure you were, Don, when Ruth was
pregnant with Lucy.
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Are you talking about my penis entering
my wife?
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Hey, baby Jesus.
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Why do you keep holding your hands like
that?
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Just practicing.
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Ah!
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Captain Cook and Mr.
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Bank. Yes, sir. Welcome home, gentlemen.
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Thank you, sir. Thank you.
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What is the spread of your marvellous
acquisitions in the Southern Ocean?
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Oh, yes, the Antipodes. Well, keep me in
suspense no longer. Come, show me the
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new corners of the Empire.
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Have a look.
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There it is.
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That's a good island. Good fern. Great
fern. I see.
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And what name did you bestow on these
islands?
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They're the Cook Island.
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Captain, your sense of humour is matched
only by your navigation skills.
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Come now, what are they called?
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They're the Cook Island.
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Named after?
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Me.
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I know.
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That's my first time there.
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Never really won anything before. Surely
you jest.
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No, sir.
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No.
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Am I to understand you've named this
entire region after yourself?
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No, sir. No, no, no. This appears 1770.
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I thought it would be contemporary.
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Contemporary name.
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Contemporary, really.
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Am I to inform the king that the only
names you could come up with were your
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own? And when you exhausted those, the
year.
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Not just the year.
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Thursday Island.
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Easter Island.
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Christmas there. Christmas Island.
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And what time of year? Were you in the
region of Christmas Island? Please.
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Late December.
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Christmas.
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You gave me a phone.
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Yeah, as a New Year present. And what
did you name these islands here? And if
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you answer with your name or a time of
year, it will be your next.
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Sandwich Island.
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The what?
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Sandwich, like the... So instead of
naming them after your king or country,
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decided to name it after your lunch.
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Yeah. You were sort of rushing them at
that point.
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You know, they were pretty rushed.
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Sandy Beach and Breakfast Point and
Tallest Stop, they were all very... But
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there's a lot of islands, you know.
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Oh, he named a tree after himself.
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Fangsia. Fangsia tree.
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I'm a botanist, but, you know, and it's
pronounced... Fangsia.
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Fangsia. It's a really silent bank. I
pity the both of you when the king gets
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word of this.
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We can go back. We can go back.
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We can go back. We'll rename it all. 12
months, you saw the king, and 18 months,
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top. We'll have no cook.
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No, no.
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What's he doing?
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We don't talk to him.
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Do you like the chicken, Jeff?
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It's fine, why?
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Well, it's organic.
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Is that about them bread to me?
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No. We just found an organic chicken
farm. You think I've never had organic
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chicken before?
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No, no, no. She didn't mean it like
that. I drive a goddamn Prius, Miranda.
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I'm doing a little of all for this
planet.
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They're just trying new chicken.
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Jeff. What?
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Is there, um, would you like some
dessert or anything?
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Actually, you know what? I do want a
little something something.
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Mm -hmm.
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I want you and Jane to kiss.
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Sorry, what?
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To make out!
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You should probably do it.
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He drives the Prius.
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Yeah.
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That's nice.
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That's very nice.
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That's it.
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Yeah, yeah, cut the breast.
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Cut it.
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That's the stuff.
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Poor sexual performance can be a warning
sign of future medical problems.
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Yeah?
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Like what?
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Like that, soft coke.
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Rosa, compliments of the chef. Oh, thank
you.
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Amazing.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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No, you don't drink.
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Rosa will doubt you.
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Oh. Oh, my,
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it's delicious.
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That's amazing.
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Beautiful. Yeah.
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Have you decided on your man?
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Well, would you be up for the
embellishante?
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Embellishante. Yeah.
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Up for it. Totally.
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Embellishante, brother.
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I'll bring it straight out. Merci
beaucoup.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, sorry.
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I have only... Fine. Fine.
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I haven't had the rosado since I
lived...
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in Provence.
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Wow. Yeah, and they do it, they fit it
for just the taste. Yeah.
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I've never heard of that.
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It's Proven, Provencial.
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It's only there, so.
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Oh, wow.
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On Belasanti.
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Wow, that's amazing.
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On Belasanti.
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Please, after you.
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No, no, you.
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Of course, I insist.
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Okay.
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Two, four, six, eight.
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No, sir.
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Use the hands.
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Use the hands.
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Of course.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my
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God. That is off the chart.
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That's delicious.
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You going for a swim?
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Oh, maybe.
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Perhaps later.
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Can I talk to you about something?
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Yeah, what is it?
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What? A swimming cap?
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Yeah. Yeah, I said I might go for a dip
later. Yeah, but you always wear it and
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you never go for a swim.
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I mean, you can't even swim.
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I'm weighed.
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You know what I'm talking about, Stuart.
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Fine. If you don't like it, I'll take it
off.
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Happy?
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Darling. Well, what? You didn't like the
swimming cap. I took it off. It's not
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just the swimming cap.
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It's all the hats.
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Oh, sorry.
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I like hats. What, but you rather I was
into heroin and hookers?
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Stuart. We've been married for nine
years.
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And together for almost 13. And not once
during that time have I ever seen your
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head. I mean, you sleep in a sleeping
cap.
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You shower in a non -transparent shower
cap.
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The clear ones are for women. And I know
you only bought the motorbike so you
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could wear the helmet everywhere.
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Oh, that is ridiculous.
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Look at our holiday photos.
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Every one of them.
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Hatted. Yeah, they're my holiday hats.
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Darling.
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I think you may be... bald.
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I'm not bald.
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Oh, my God, darling, that is funny.
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All right, then, let's see your head.
Hey, darling, no, hey, sweetheart. No,
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not... Stuart, I wanted to see your
head. Hey, hey, hey, OK, OK, OK, OK.
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I know what this is about.
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You think I'm bald.
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And therefore I have cancer.
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And I'm going to die.
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00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:06,980
Darling, I don't have cancer.
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You're such a worry pot.
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Stuart, I know you don't have cancer.
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I just think you're bald.
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Bald as in what?
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Bald as in you don't have any hair on
your head.
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Darling, I love you.
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00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,180
I don't want you to hide anything from
me.
335
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:35,490
You know, I just want you to feel like
you can be yourself with me.
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I don't care if you're bald.
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I just want you to be honest with me.
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I'm serious.
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00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:15,890
I'm not interested.
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Your profile said you were 18.
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00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:21,499
All
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right,
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I'm bored now.
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00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,290
I'm going to go.
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Thanks for a lovely evening, everyone.
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Prius.
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00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,360
Pizza. Extra spicy sausage.
348
00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:13,690
Thanks. I just love extra spicy sausage.
I can't get enough of it.
349
00:23:13,691 --> 00:23:16,389
Well, maybe you've got some room for a
little more.
350
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,430
I do, and I haven't fit you yet.
351
00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:20,900
I'll take care of it.
352
00:23:21,430 --> 00:23:23,770
Okay. Just take a pause. Cut.
353
00:23:23,771 --> 00:23:27,809
What's going on? I just have to do a
quick safety check on this. Again, mate,
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00:23:27,810 --> 00:23:30,589
are way behind today. I do understand,
but rules are rules. Going to tick some
355
00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:33,709
boxes here. Sorry, Brian. If you could
just put your tackle back on your wide
356
00:23:33,710 --> 00:23:34,709
front there.
357
00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:38,789
Just take me through a few of your
actions there. Victor, what are you
358
00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:43,220
here? Well, I'm just going to pump her
this way and then go from behind.
359
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:44,660
Yep. On the bed? Yep.
360
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,800
Just step down there. Just be careful.
361
00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:48,500
Be alert. Watch around.
362
00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:50,339
That's the way. You can just come down
here.
363
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:51,390
Thanks, Cindy.
364
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,620
That's the way. Just hold. Are we all
right?
365
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,150
Yep.
366
00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:01,100
That seems to be holding quite open.
367
00:24:01,101 --> 00:24:02,109
Yeah, it's fine.
368
00:24:02,110 --> 00:24:03,429
It's got a little bit of give in it.
369
00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:07,009
No, I think it'll be fine. Just get a
couple of G -clamps. No, no, no. All
370
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,429
right. We're all good. Just take me
through your second action there.
371
00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:10,990
I pull out.
372
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,990
We've got the blowjob and then the
facial. Okay,
373
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,230
if you'd just like to put these on for
me.
374
00:24:17,930 --> 00:24:19,430
Cindy, protect the eyes there.
375
00:24:19,431 --> 00:24:22,849
No, no, no. She's not going to wear
those. It's semen, mate. It's not acid.
376
00:24:22,850 --> 00:24:25,210
Okay, it tends to irritate my eyes.
Sure.
377
00:24:25,470 --> 00:24:26,670
Okay, roll up, everyone.
378
00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:30,040
Roll up. You're the boss. Okay, yes, I
am. All right, let's go.
379
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,459
Searching positions, everyone.
380
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:33,200
Make safe. Everyone, lock it down.
381
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,600
Roll up and... Be alert, not inert.
382
00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:39,160
Okay. All right, I'll get down. Jordan,
action.
383
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,540
Pizza. Extra spicy sausage.
384
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,040
Thanks. I just love extra spicy sausage.
I can't get enough.
385
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,160
Well, maybe you want some more.
386
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,120
Oh, I don't have any money to tip you
with.
387
00:24:54,380 --> 00:24:56,440
Don't worry. I'll take care of the tip.
388
00:24:56,441 --> 00:25:00,679
Maybe I could be your pizza. Well, no,
just hold it there. I'm really worried
389
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,939
about this lower back support here.
Gordon, tight cut, everyone.
390
00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:05,999
There's a bedroom here. Maybe we should
just move it all to there. Do you know
391
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,590
the name of this film that we're
shooting, Gordon?
392
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:13,200
Kitchen Flux 5. Kitchen Flux 5. Kitchen
Flux 5.
393
00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:16,719
So, it wouldn't really work in the
bedroom. I've got to work there. Yes.
394
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,499
all right. Good on you, Gordon. Well
pointed out. Okay, let's just... If you
395
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,619
could just get off the set, back away,
sit out there. That'd be great. That's
396
00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:25,300
good. Skip the intro. Let's go to the...
397
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,270
Okay, roll up, everyone, and action.
398
00:25:29,170 --> 00:25:30,270
Oh, God.
399
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:34,600
No,
400
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:37,630
no, just stop there. Please, mate, look.
401
00:25:37,631 --> 00:25:41,509
There is absolutely nothing going in the
bottom seven there. The thoracic is
402
00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:42,560
taking a pounding.
403
00:25:42,561 --> 00:25:45,769
Look, if I could just... We just don't
have time, honestly, Gordon. Make safe,
404
00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:46,820
alert people.
405
00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:50,529
Now, Cindy, what I'm going to do is I'm
just going to take your weight. As I
406
00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:54,369
insert myself in here, I can get some
nice weight distribution going on here,
407
00:25:54,370 --> 00:25:55,420
okay?
408
00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:58,519
Cindy, you can just put your hands on my
hands here. You see, we can both share
409
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,459
the load.
410
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:04,000
See that? Nice and safe. Got my weight
over my knees and over my ankles there,
411
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:07,860
so there's no strain on the lower
lumbar. Like that, okay? Okay.
412
00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:08,939
All right.
413
00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:10,440
Just lay on your stomach there.
414
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,219
Cindy, just got to watch that heart
rate. It does get up a bit on the more
415
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,980
rigorous actions.
416
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,740
I've got her here now, and you see this.
I can go hands -free.
417
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:23,060
Cindy, you can put your hands back here.
418
00:26:23,061 --> 00:26:26,659
And you can actually brace your weight
on my weight so we can share that.
419
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:28,650
See, no one's going to get hurt this
way.
420
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,440
That's the way. Good girl.
421
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:34,959
I can get my feet up like this. If I
were to increase the angle like this, I
422
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,140
actually come from this angle like that.
423
00:26:37,141 --> 00:26:40,559
And that actually allows me to get a
deeper penetration.
424
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,640
Once again, it can go quite quick if I
need.
425
00:26:43,641 --> 00:26:47,399
Nice and easy. You see, I'm watching
around, making sure nothing's going to
426
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,960
fall. And I'm watching the edges.
427
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:52,060
You see, I've got my weight nice and
even.
428
00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:55,270
Over my feet like that.
429
00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,230
There's nothing that's safe.
430
00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:01,990
It's safe for everyone.
431
00:27:02,601 --> 00:27:04,589
I'm being...
432
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:18,650
Victor,
433
00:27:18,651 --> 00:27:19,549
over to you.
434
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,170
I think you should get off the set.
435
00:27:21,230 --> 00:27:23,640
My wife just recently left me. Get out.
Yeah, okay.
436
00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:29,060
Okay, let's roll up, guys. Sorry about
that.
437
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,200
That dude ain't right.
438
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,900
That man is an animal.
439
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,380
That motherfucker ain't right.
440
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,760
That man is a...
441
00:28:11,810 --> 00:28:16,360
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