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What the fuck, Ben?
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What are you doing?
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Are you even awake?
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You are seriously taking the piss. Look
at the state of it.
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Look at the state of you. You're such a
slob. There's clothes everywhere.
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It's filthy.
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Just because your dad's working away
doesn't mean you can act like this.
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Well, I didn't think you were going to
come home early.
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Girls might finish early, so I've come
back.
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Sorry, it is my house.
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Shit goes, like, from the sounds of it.
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No, it was brilliant.
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You had to be there to know.
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Well, I'm not a girl, am I?
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Honestly.
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I mean, the sofa, yeah?
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It's alright, I've got a few clothes in
it.
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Yeah, but they're everywhere. Why can't
you just sort your washing out?
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Well, because I was going to do it
later. I was going to have a nap, but I
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thought, I don't know, I'll just sleep.
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She's not going to be home any time
soon.
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Honestly... She's been home.
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Well, you know, I'll sort it out in a
little bit.
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Well, you need to sort it out, because
otherwise I'm going to be telling your
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dad and he's not going to be very happy.
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I don't have that kind of attitude.
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You're never going to get a girlfriend
doing that.
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I'm not that... I don't think a
girlfriend's going to be too worried if
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a few dirty clothes here and there, is
she?
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Trust me, she will.
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All it takes is a little bit of effort.
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Come on, you know you're better than
that.
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No, I don't really... As long as it's
like girls or something, I'm really used
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to dabbling with, you know.
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Dabbling? Is that how you do it?
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I don't really... I talk to girls these
days. Everyone's like, you know, you've
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got these girls' night things. I don't
know what you guys talk about.
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Yeah, but you've got to be confident and
know yourself and just kind of grab it.
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What am I supposed to be, like,
grabbing, like, in the day?
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You can't just grab tits when you meet
someone. You can't be, like, nice to
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you. Yeah, but you've got to have the
banter and then the banter leads to
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feeling the boobs.
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Well, it's the banter part I struggle
with. Like, how do we get between banter
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and boobs?
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It's that middle part. You just need
that confidence. I can show you if you
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want. Okay, how am I supposed to be more
confident?
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Well, for a start, sit up properly.
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I feel the confidence.
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It's a little bit of effort, and it just
shows in your body.
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Come on, you're a confident, good
-looking lad.
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Definitely get it from your father. All
right, all right, all right.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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What? That's not going to make my pants
fall off, is it?
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Well, I don't want to know about your
pants falling off. I want to know
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I'm trying to explain how to get girls.
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How would you introduce them, then? What
am I supposed to say?
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Anything. Come up with a chat -up line.
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Are they a good pair? Does the back
match the front?
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Look, unless they're absolutely wasted,
that is not going to work.
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Well, OK. Well, what's a good chat -up
line?
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Just go over, introduce yourself, and
ask what their interests are.
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I'll have to listen to what they're
into.
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Honestly, effort.
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Well, all right.
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You young 'uns, you just don't know how
good you've got it. How was girls'
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night? It was good.
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It was good. Great. Glad we established
that.
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See? There you go. Does that work?
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Yeah, the thing is you start off like
that and then ask what they're drinking
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it's a fancy cocktail.
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I mean, okay.
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Alright, so I've talked to them, I've
asked them what their favourite colour
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and all this lot.
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What next?
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I can't, what?
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Purple? I can't do that.
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Why not?
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I'm pretty sure that's not that easy.
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Is that how Dad pulled you?
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Nearing off, yeah.
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It worked for me.
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Fucking hell.
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Right, well, alright, well... Well,
okay, well, how do I... So what?
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Have you ever felt a boob before?
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I don't go around like a serial boob
grabber. Like, I don't really
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go around just... Maybe you just need to
practice.
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It's not really doing it for me. You've
not really got a handful there, though,
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have you? Well, I'm a minus eight cup.
What am I supposed to do with these? I'm
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a minus eight cup.
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What am I supposed to do with these?
There's nothing I can do with this.
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Yeah. What am I supposed to do? Do I
find a pair of, like, you know,
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in the supermarket and start grabbing
them?
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You could. I'm not sure you'd be able to
get the paddling motion right on those.
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Well, what would you suggest I pick up?
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I feel a pair that are near you.
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Okay, so this is the problem. I can't, I
don't know how to meet the girls to
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touch the boobs.
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Chicken before the egg, you know.
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We've established the problem here.
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Where am I going to find a set of boobs?
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Ta -da.
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You mean ta -da.
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Boobs.
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Why not practice on these?
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It can be our seed pressure.
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What? Do you want to see what's under
the dress?
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And then we can practice.
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I mean,
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I guess we are now.
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What's that going to say if I'm just
copying a feel of my step -mum? Yeah,
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you've got a little secret.
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And we didn't have to know. This is not
a little secret.
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I don't know. I know, I know.
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Hang on a minute, we're just talking
about touching boobs here now. And
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how fast it could move with a
girlfriend.
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She's zooming at this point.
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So what? I just started going, all
right, nice.
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That's it.
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Okay, we're here now.
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You may as well feel both while you're
here.
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Might as well.
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So... How does that feel?
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It's kind of cool.
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I can see why you said honeydews
wouldn't work.
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Yeah, so you've got to have some kind of
movement.
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Yeah, a bit of squish.
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Yeah, if there's no squish there, then
it's not as much fun.
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Yeah, I mean, I feel like you need to be
able to get away with this with like a
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Ziploc bag of water or something, you
know.
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Possibly.
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I think we need to take your top off
now.
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Well, hang on a minute, why are they not
taking my top off now?
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Well, if you're playing with my nipples,
maybe I can play with yours.
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Okay. Get naked. I mean, I... What do
you mean?
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Get naked. I feel like this is more
about you than me now.
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Like... You started this.
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I did not start all of this.
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But you're right back there, aren't you?
Well, you know, like, you know, you put
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cake on the table, you're going to take
a nibble at some point, you know.
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Shall we get these bad boys out?
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No, no.
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Have you ever seen a pierced one? No,
I've never seen pierced nipples.
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How's that for you?
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Very close up.
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Oh,
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wow.
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Okay, well, they're very... Do you not
leave a little metallic -y taste in the
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guy's mouth or something? Find out.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Oh. Do I get to see something else now?
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Uh, I mean,
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we could do it.
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Yeah, I think we should get Lila.
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I don't think, like, you know, my dad's
not going to... I'm going to dress
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myself. Wow. I'm going to dress myself.
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You know, I can't tell Dad about, you
know, this, I guess.
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Definitely not. It's our secret.
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Oh, God.
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It's going to have to be a secret,
actually. Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, wow, that's new.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, that's... Oh, that's cool.
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Tastes naughty.
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I don't know what that would taste like.
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You might get to find out.
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Oh, my God, you cannot tell my dad about
this.
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Definitely not. This is crazy.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, yeah.
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I feel like you could
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get a little closer and personal with
your tits.
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Yeah.
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Have you ever had the tit work before?
I've never had any of this before. Oh,
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this is going to be fun.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. In the night.
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Yeah. Oh,
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look at that dick.
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Oh. Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's really nice.
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Want to try
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something else?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Your turn to taste now.
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Split.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I know.
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Yeah, do I just... Yeah.
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Do I just kind of... Put your tongue
there.
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Throw my tongue around and see what
happens? Yeah, see what happens, baby.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh.
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That tastes nice, baby. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Should I sit down? Can you kind of sit
down, I guess? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do
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that.
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Yeah.
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Take your face.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh. Oh.
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Do you want me to lay down?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You want me to lay down a bit over?
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Okay, lay down, I think. Yeah? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Can you try the Ben Over one?
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Yeah. Are you sure you've got enough
energy?
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I think so.
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Young strapping lad like you, you should
have loads of energy.
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I should?
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I think that's not helping you out
actually.
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for me, baby.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, it's like I'm in a mess now.
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Have you made a mess?
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Oh.
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Well, you're going to have to clear it
up.
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That's for sure. As well as all the mess
you've made. here oh god right now uh
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well it's not gonna get fixed any sooner
is it so yes look
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you've made a mess there you've made a
mess here
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what are we gonna do
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