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All right.

I hate those.

Sex isn't easy for the tiny girls like
me.

Do you know how scary it can be to look
at big penises online and imagine those

things going in you?

So, since we were the only virgins in
our class,

me and my best friend decided it was
time to practice.

We went around our houses and grabbed as
many penis -shaped things as we could.

My stepdad is cool. I knew he wouldn't
mind.

But my stepfather is super conservative.

He'd lose it if he knew what I was
doing.

I'm sorry, Dad, but a tiny girl needs to
do what she needs to do.

Where should we put it?

Not my house. My stepdad would kill me
if he found this.

Let's put it at, um, your house.

Your dad's, like, cool.

Yeah, I don't think you would mind at
all. Yeah. Okay. Come on. Try it from

side. Okay.

Heavy.

Ooh! What'd you put?

Whoa.

I'm starting to lose some pretty items
around the house.

Items? Like what?

I got some candles. I mean, I bought
some cucumbers from Salad, and I can't

those anymore.

You know what? It's funny, though,
because I was missing some bananas and

some cucumbers.

That's crazy. Hey, do you think maybe
there's a burglar in the neighborhood?

Maybe we set up like a neighborhood
watch.

A burglar?

Who's going to steal candles and
vegetables?

God. I mean, who would do that? I mean.

If it was something valuable, I would
say, yeah, but really?

Cucumbers and vegetables?

I mean, it doesn't, I mean.

What? Um.

Um, girl?

It's nothing.

Oh, no, no.

Sorry.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

This is my back.

And that's my cucumber from my salad.

Look at this.

Look at this.

What?

You know what?

We need an explanation.

We need an explanation right now.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

We need to know. Really?

Really?

Hello?

Explanation.

Please, would you like to explain my
bat?

I'm not sure, Betsy. I think we should
just tell them.

Tell us what?

We're scared and we just wanted to know
what sex feels like.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

What does my bat have to do with that?
Yeah.

I don't know, in case Jerome actually
agrees to date me.

What?

I don't understand. What?

Dad, I just feel like we're ready.

You're ready for sex?

Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Yeah.

Come on, Betsy, tell them.

I mean, come on.

You don't feel that way too, do you? I
mean, a little bit, yeah.

I don't understand. Makes a lot of sense
now. Makes a lot of sense now.

I don't understand. I brought you up to
be...

conservative and to respect yourself and
I take you to the best schools.

I know, but I want to be like a normal
girl and lose my virginity like a normal

girl.

Listen, listen, listen.

Let's just talk about it.

You need to leave.

You need to go to your mother.

Peter, let's just talk this out,
alright?

Let's just talk this out. Obviously,
they have concerns.

Okay, they have questions.

And I think we should just talk this
out. Let's not rush.

Say anything.

Okay?

Let's just sit down.

Let's have a conversation with our
daughters.

Okay? Okay. All right?

You good with that?

Okay, okay.

Okay.

You know, maybe even, I don't know,
maybe even here.

Here, hold that.

You know what? Here.

You hold that. Just...

Just tell us what you're most scared of.

I mean, this is really thick and too

big to fit in me. I'm too tiny for this.

Okay.

I don't know. It's just like, it's so
big. How would it even fit?

Wouldn't it hurt?

Doesn't it hurt?

Listen, a woman's body is a marvelous
creation, okay?

It is so smart. Like, the vagina expands
for

penises. Okay?

I know, I know. I know, it's okay. It's
okay. We'll get through this.

Okay? And you just have to be ready for
it.

You know?

That's all.

You know? You just gotta take your time.

You gotta be very relaxed.

And your body will self -lubricate.

And you...

In fact, it won't even hurt. It will be
pleasure.

How would this not hurt?

Right. It's just so big.

It's just the way the woman's body
works.

I mean... He's not wrong, but I think
maybe this is a

conversation that later in life, when
you guys are married, yeah, wait till

you're married.

But listen, they said they're ready,
right?

Do you really want them to like... hurt
themselves with these objects?

Yeah. Or even worse, some random
strangers on the street?

Oh, no, no. I definitely don't want
that. I mean, come on. I just think, you

know what?

I think we should just have a more hands
-on approach and teach them, you know?

What do you mean? I don't think I trust
my dad with that.

Well, okay. Listen, listen.

Fine.

What we'll do is, is...

We can do a swap.

Where?

A swap where I'll teach your daughter
and you teach my daughter.

And that way we don't have to, you know,
touch our own daughters or anything

like that.

It's more comfortable for you. I just
don't know.

I'm okay with that, Mr. Fitzgerald.
Darnly, cardinal into the flesh is a

idea. Are you okay with that, sweetie?

Yes, if you're okay with it.

I'm just saying.

I guess.

Just think about it.

Maybe it's better that they learn from
us than from a random stranger.

You know, listen, just relax.

You know, I'll start.

I'll start. Sweetie, come on this side
over here. Okay. Come over here.

Like this?

Yep. Look, I'll start.

All right. So, come here. Lean back.

Yep, just go ahead and open your legs.
Okay? Get comfortable. No, honey.

Don't look, Dad.

I mean,

look, if you want, why don't you swap
with her and then... Is that okay with

you, Mr. Petal?

Oh.

You can take it slow, you see?

Yeah. You just... Okay.

You can just take it nice and slow.

How is that supposed to make a...

Penis fit inside me.

Because what it'll do is the sensation
of the rubbing on the click.

It's okay, Mr. Best Buy.

What if it still hurts after that?

It won't. It won't because... Are you
sure?

Yes, because the more your body's
relaxed, the more the sensation, the

self -lubricates, and the less it'll
hurt.

I guess so.

That'll expand to whatever size you
want.

Just like that.

See? How does that feel?

It feels a little bit better. A little
bit more relaxed, though. A little bit.

Yeah. I'm nervous, though.

I mean... Yeah, just like that.

I think you can do it.

You just have to relax.

I'm just so tiny.

Like, I just don't see how this fits.

It's, uh...

Wow. Big.

See, just like that.

I'm still nervous.

Yeah, but you see.

How you doing over there, sweetie?

Doing a good job?

I'm okay, Dad.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Good, Peter?

As good as can be expected.

I know you didn't want to know this, but
your daughter has a pretty pussy.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Don't tell me that.
Don't tell me what it is.

I don't know how this is going to fit in
me.

I don't think it will.

I don't know. Hey, Mark, do you really
think this is going to fit inside your

dog?

That's why we're here.

That's why we're here to teach them, you
know, instead of... This is only the

warm -up.

Remember? Okay?

We've got to take it one step further.

Okay? Okay.

So the one step further is just actually
inserting the finger.

So you start with the finger that way.

It gets you nice and ready.

You know? Then you can go to two fingers
and stretch out a little bit more and

be nice and flat.

Are you sure that's going to fit?

A finger?

Yes, I'm sure.

Trust me.

Trust me. I know about these things.
Okay?

Trust me. All right?

Okay, Dad. Because that's your mom.
Okay, Dad. Trust me.

Okay? I trust you.

So... Come over here.

Come over here.

You look this way.

And then... Like that?

Just like that.

Should I be doing the same thing?

Yeah, I guess.

I'm good in here.

You're ripping it?

I don't know.

I've never done this before.

We were gonna do it on our own.

Oh!

Is this fitting?

So, just like this. Put the finger right
inside there.

Oh, that's tight.

See, just like that.

See?

See,

just like that.

Little by little, nice and slow. Is that
okay, sweetheart?

Yeah.

I need to make sure that they're good.

Why don't you go ahead and kiss my
daughter?

Kiss Archer? Yeah.

Why don't you kiss her? That might make
you more relaxed.

Okay. Go ahead.

It's a young kiss.

Yeah, just like that.

There you go.

Just like that.

There you go.

Are you more relaxed?

You didn't even notice, huh?

I noticed, I noticed.

Sweetie, his finger's inside of you.
What do you feel?

It feels big, Dad.

Yeah? Yeah. I told you. As long as
you're relaxed and you're warmed up,

it shouldn't hurt.

She's really tight.

Oh, yeah.

Good God, it's really tight, too.

Oh, man.

You told me you may not want her before.

Thank you so much.

the cucumbers.

Oh, yeah, with the cucumbers.

Yeah, look at the cucumbers.

Open it.

Come here. Sit down.

Okay. Sit down.

So, you know, just imagine this being a
real penis.

Okay? It's so big, though.

Yes, I know. Some of them are bigger
than others. Some of them are smaller

others. How does this even fit?

We're just practicing on this. Yeah.

Take your time. Dad, are you sure it's
going to fit in my mouth?

The only way to find out is to try it.

Okay.

Okay? Okay.

What do I do?

Just grab it.

Look. Just imagine.

You see? Just watch it. Like this.

Like... Yeah, just grab it.

It's like you're massaging it. Just
pretend like you're massaging it.

You know? Like that.

You know?

Not so rough. Not so rough. It's a
gentle...

penis okay so just make this flow like
that see and then you can

go ahead and you can make the tip yes
whichever side you want sweetie

okay you can lift the tip like that see
gotta get it nice and lubricated

so that way before it goes into your
vagina it's nice and lubricated see yeah

you gotta lick it around just like a
lollipop Imagine it's a lollipop. Big,

lollipop. Okay.

There you go. Go all the way around.

There you go.

See?

Like that?

Yep. You're doing a good job. Keep
going.

Keep going, sweetie. See?

What do you think?

Well, I mean... There you go. Just do
it. Yeah, just... Oh, wow.

Just be gentle with it.

Yeah, that's the key thing here.

You know?

It's not a race, it's a marathon, okay?

Take time with it.

Enjoy it.

Wow.

I remember when your mom used to put it
all in like that.

Twist.

There you go.

Oh my gosh, this is so good.

You see?

You're getting the hang of it. There you
go.

Yeah. See?

Okay. Here, what I'm thinking, I think
we should take them for the next step.

The next step?

Yeah. What step would that be? I mean,
obviously, these are, you know, way too

big for them. They're struggling a
little bit with them, yeah. So, we

just try with our penises.

Oh.

No, I don't think that would be a good
idea.

I mean, really?

Come on. Are your dicks as big as this?

There's only one way to find out,
sweetie.

Oh, wow.

Come on.

What do you think?

Come on. We're doing it for them.

Just remember that.

Okay, sweetheart.

I'm doing this for you, baby.

Yeah. We're doing this for you.

For both of you. Thank you, Dad.

Of course.

Always.

Anything for you.

Promise nothing to Mom.

Alright? Definitely not.

Oh, look at this.

Sweetie, sweetie.

Definitely no teeth.

I just want to keep it. Definitely no
teeth.

Sorry, Daddy.

No, you're fine. Okay?

You're fine.

You know what? Why don't y 'all get down
on your knees?

Okay. Come here. Put those down.

Come here. Just like that. Nice and
tight.

I'm, like, honestly kind of scared, Dad.

I'm kind of nervous, too.

Listen, don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Okay?

See?

See? There you go.

Your dad's dick is huge.

So is hers.

Okay, sweetie, come here.

You came from there?

Same thing, yep.

Look, this is right where she came from,
right there. That was her home?

Right there. That was her home right
there. The little one?

I'm so glad your mom didn't swallow that
night.

Thanks, Dad.

Don't be afraid.

Same thing you were doing with the
cucumber except the teeth. Okay, no

not use the teeth. Okay. Just grab it
and just...

There you go. Just massage it nice and
slow. Just like that.

See?

Wow, look at her. She went straight in
her mouth, huh? Yeah.

She's a freak just like her mom.

Okay, remember, lick the tip.

That's it. There you go. Stick that tip
in there. Remember, it's a lollipop,

okay? You're doing good, aren't you?

There you go.

There you go.

There you go. Just like that.

Doing a good job.

Your daughter's doing a good job.

I know.

Good, sweetheart. You make me proud of
you.

How's my daughter?

She good?

There you go, sweetie. Go as far in as
you can, sweetie. As far as you can.

There you go.

There you go.

There's no critters in our family. Come
on. All the way in. All the way in.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Just like that.

It's okay. That's normal, sweetie.

Are you sure? Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes
you're going to choke on it. It's okay.

That's normal. Don't worry about it.

There you go, just like that.

Ah, yeah.

See, there you go. You got to get that
cop right in the middle. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're doing a really good job,
sweetie. Keep going, just like that.

Oh, my.

I remember when my wife had those tits
like that. And I had some nice big, huge

tits. Yeah, she got them from her mom.

Yeah, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Good job,

bestie.

There you go.

There you go.

There

you

go.

You're going just like that. Keep going.

Oh, that's it.

You're doing good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Put the cup back in your mouth. Yes.

Oh, fine. Yes.

Oh.

Your daughter's a fast learner.

Oh, yeah. Your daughter's doing
wonderful as well.

Wow. Are you sure this is your first
time?

Yeah. It better be. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

my God.

Sometimes you can just shake it like
that. Like that? Yeah, just like that.

doing okay?

Oh, you're doing great, sweetie.

Okay. You're doing great just like that.

Are you doing okay? Look at her. Look at
her.

Right there by the back of the mouth,
yes.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Given the last time your mom sucked my
cat like this.

Such a good job.

Yeah, just like that, sweetheart.

Oh, yeah.

See?

Oh, my God. Your cat stick is so big.

Just like that, sweetie.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah. Just like this.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I see there's another way you can
set cock.

You know how?

How? Come here.

Oh, no.

Come here. Come here.

Oh, yes.

Put that cock in your mouth, sweetie.
Okay.

Oh, yeah.

As ready as I'm ever going to be.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my

gosh.

Yeah, just try it, sweetie.

Fuck. There you go.

I got you, sweetie.

Okay.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

my

gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come
on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Like that?

Yeah, I think we need to. You know what
I mean? No, babe. We need to go all the

way. We need to go all the way.

They're putting it in?

Oh, yes.

Oh,

my body's so tight.

This is so tight.

This is so tight.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Your dad's making it so big.

Is it big, sweetie?

Yes, dad.

Yes, daddy.

My daughter's outfit is too big.

This is what happens when you steal,
sweetie.

This is what happens when you steal
stuff.

I thought you were teaching us.

You should have came and talked to us.

Come and talk to us.

Oh, daddy.

Sweetie, you fucking good?

Yes. You fucking good?

Good for you, sweetie.

Yes, yes.

Like this?

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Okay?

Yes, Daddy.

Yes, Daddy.

Let me see you lick that pussy just like
that.

Hold your head.

Hold your head.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh,

I'm

sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. That's my girl right here.

Oh, that's my pumpkin right there. Oh,
yeah.

Right there.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. Get a little wet.

Thank you, Daddy.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah? You like watching Daddy's cock
inside your breast? Yeah.

Yes, Daddy.

You want to fuck your Daddy?

Yeah. You want to fuck your Daddy?

Yeah. You want?

Yeah.

Put that cock up in your mouth. Get it
nice and wet.

Get it nice and wet.

I'm sorry.

Just like that.

Yeah.

I'm not sure, baby. I want you to get on
that cot.

I want you to get on that cot. Come
here. Come here.

Come over here. Come over here.

I'm not sure what's going on, baby. Come
over here.

Come over here.

Come over here.

Shit. There you go.

Lean back. Lean back. Just like that,
sweetie.

Do what daddy tells you.

Just like that. Do what daddy tells you.
Yes, daddy.

Yes, daddy.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

God, your pussy's so tight.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's your dad.

I remember when your mom's pussy was
this tight.

Yeah,

come on!

It feels so good!

Are you sure? I guess so.

Dorothy can forgive us later.

Come here. Put your head right here.

Right here?

Watch the right spot.

Now, Peter, you know what to do back
there.

You gotta keep the girls the right way,
okay?

Yeah, just like that.

Check your dad, okay?

It's going to be okay.

Okay.

Yeah,

put your head like this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sorry.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck, dad.

Oh,

dad, you're so big.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, dad.

Oh, dad, dad, dad.

I told you to do it.

Oh, my God.

Tighter than your mom's pussy is.

Watch it.

for other guys.

Thank you, Daddy.

Oh, yeah.

You're so good at looking tough.

You take no for an answer.

oh my god

Yeah, sweetie. Good girl.

Your daddy's a good girl?

Your daddy's a good girl?

Wow, you're a fast learner, girl.

You're a fast learner.

Oh, my God. Look at her.

Oh,

my God.

She's doing it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Take your hair out of her face, sweetie.

Yeah, just like that. Just like that.
Oh, there you go. What a good girl.

Yeah, just like that. Oh, fuck.

I can't believe we're bugging our dad.

Oh, yes.

This is insane.

I have to pray on Sunday.

I want to put that cup back. I want to
put that cup back.

You're doing this now?

Oh, what they're doing?

Oh, yeah?

Give me your leg.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

You know what the final part is, right?

What? The final part is you girls make
us both cum. Oh, my God.

You're dying, right?

Yes, Daddy. You girls can do that? Yes,
Daddy. Yeah?

Yeah. Yes.

You girls have been troopers so far.
Yeah.

We don't learn much in our math class
together.

Stay right there.

Stay right there.

You know you promised not to

Fuck anybody else, right? They
definitely can't tell their moms.

Yeah, that's enough.

You can't tell your mom.

You can't tell your mom either, okay? I
won't, I won't, I won't. Okay. You know

I don't like her anyway.

Yeah, I know.

Whoa. All right.

Yeah, it's going to be our secret.

Yeah. That's what dads are for, right?

Exactly. Yeah.

Betsy! Betsy! We got Derek!

Yeah! Whoa, we're not bridging anymore.