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Do you mind? - What?

He's down there. That's Butkovich.

Female Detective: It's around this time...

...that you murdered the first young man.

Greyhound bus boy.

Did this boy have a name?

I picked up a lot of guys. For sex.

Jack's the one who done the killings.

Jack hates fags.

Especially the greedy ones. Hustlers.

Practically killed themselves when they got in his car.

Dumb and stupid.

Pop always said that to me,

that I shouldn't be so dumb and stupid.

My son would not leave his mother

sitting in a freezing parking lot on her birthday.

Where the hell is Rob Piest?

He says he put your son's body in the Des Plaines River.

I went looking for Rob...

...but it was frozen.

I have to wait till spring to find my boy.

I thought you said you didn't know him.

I met him.

Why'd you tell the detectives to shoot his tires out

if he tried to leave?

What'd he say to you in there?

I just wanna clear the air.

It has gotta be my way.

'Cause I been--

I been to so many,

what I now gotta be to myself, all right?

All right?

Good.

You got anything to drink around here?

Well, I'm not--

haven't you had enough already?

Just give me a goddamn drink, goddammit.

That's all I got.

Yeah, that'll do.

Canadia's finest.

Uh-huh.

Look, I gotta set the record straight.

I can't have every single dead body found from now

on erroneously attributed at my feet, you know?

What happened to Rob Piest?

No.

No.

Nah. No.

No, we gotta go back before him.

Way before.

The first was the Greyhound bus boy.

That was the first time it went bad.

And it was winter too then, I think.

Didn't know what he was up to.

Sausage and pancakes.

What the fuck did I know?

What hell are you talking about?

I killed...

so many.

all: ...five, four...

...three, two, one. Happy New Year!

Is that good? You like that?

Yeah, it's good. Just keep going.

Are you-- Is...

Just fucking-- Just stop. That's enough.

Sorry.

I should-- I should get inside and check on the girls.

We need to get you all moved into the house with me.

John the family man, that's, that's one my favorite Johns.

Look, I am glad that we found each other.

'Cause I've been--

It's been a hard time.

Just alone...

to my thoughts and myself.

Okay. Night.

Heya. What're you doing?

Hey. I ain't doing nothing.

You need a lift or...

Oh, no. I just got some time to kill.

Till what?

Well, till the next bus home.

I, I just missed the last one for the night.

Oh.

Well, hey, you wanna drive around?

You know, see the sights?

I'm just screwing around.

I could give you a tour of Chicago.

What time does your bus leave tomorrow?

Noon.

Noon? [chuckles] Jesus.

That's a lifetime. Hop in.

Hey, sure. Thanks.

I'm John, by the way.

Tim McCoy.

Nice to meet you. Welcome to Chicago.

singer: ♪ Sitting on the park bench ♪

♪ Eying little girls ♪ ♪ with bad intent ♪

We're passing through the Mag Mile

now is what they call it.

Not as magnificent as it used to be.

They're building a couple things

that's gonna change the whole skyline.

Now these here are the kind of facts

that you don't get from no regular tour guide.

You need someone, you know, high up, connected.

You get it. Lucky for you.

singer: * ...watching ♪ ♪ as the frilly panties run ♪

You'll come to know that I'm,

I'm a very important guy.

singer: ♪ Feeling like a dead duck ♪

And I'm-- I'm also--

this is hush-hush, but, but I'm connected.

As in the Syndicate.

- No kidding? - No kidding.

It's a beautiful thing, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, it's like--

It's like music in the sky.

See, this, this is why I wanted to get out on the road

and see the country.

Get in-- Get in some trouble, you know?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

It sure beats Omaha, anyway.

It's just a flat-- Bunch of flat nothing.

Is that where yous headed back to?

Yeah, I'm stopping at my aunt's in Iowa on the way.

What was that?

You smuggling baby lions or something?

I, I ran out of food around Cleveland.

Oh, God.

Hey, well,

I'm happy to cook you up something at my place.

My fiancee and her kids,

they're staying at her mom's tonight,

so the place will be quiet for once.

Maybe we could have a few beers.

You could grab a few hours of shut-eye if you want.

And, actually, now that I'm thinking about it,

I've got a job back here in the city tomorrow morning,

so I could even drive you back to the bus station if you want.

- Really? - Yeah.

Yeah. That would be great.

No sweat.

Here we are.

Hang out back here.

Make yourself home-like.

I, I have spent some time in Iowa before.

- No kidding? - Oh, yeah.

I've been all over.

But Chicago's always been home.

There's just-- There's so much history here.

You know what I mean?

All the different neighborhoods.

There's just something for everyone.

Even got places like Bughouse.

You ever heard of that spot?

- I don't think so. - Yeah.

Well, it's a little wild over there.

Got bars for homos and whatnot.

We actually passed right through it.

Didn't wanna say anything in case, you know?

Hey, um, I got a question for you.

You ever seen a stag film before?

Oh, yeah. I thought so.

You don't look like no silver bullet.

No, sir.

Uh, I've been with some, some girls from school.

Yeah, I could tell you got some experience.

Hey, I like that belt buckle.

That's something.

Thanks.

Yeah, it's, it's brand-new.

I just got it from my aunt for Christmas.

Yeah. That's really something.

Whoa there. Oh, oh, God. Careful with that stuff.

That is strong stuff.

Oh, boy.

You know, I got some of those stag films,

if you wanna watch one.

Oh, you said you were hungry.

Yeah, starved.

Like I said,

I got these stag films, if you wanna watch one.

I'm pretty liberal about sex and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah? That's far out.

I heard this thing.

Oh, you are gonna love this.

You want a wiener?

Yeah. Thanks.

Here's some bread too.

So like I was saying,

I was at a bar this one time.

You ever gotten a blow job before,

like from a girl or whatever?

- Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. All right.

Well, I was at this bar with a friend and I was striking out.

Like no chicks giving me even a single look.

So then my friend,

he says something really interesting.

He says that I got maybe a 50/50 shot at getting laid that night.

Of even really picking up a broad at all.

But he says that he's got a 100% chance.

- Yeah? - I mean--

I mean, I was thinking I was saying,

"You're full of shit."

But he says, "No, it's true."

Because if he strikes out with a girl,

he just goes and picks up a guy.

And, I mean-- I mean, I'm sitting there thinking,

"Oh, I'm with a real fruit picker here, a real homo."

But it ain't like that. Not at all.

Because what he's saying is

that if you get a blow job from a guy,

it feels just as good as getting one from a girl.

You just gotta close your eyes.

So...

I, I try it.

I let him do me.

And it's true.

It feels just as good.

Like I said, I ain't gay.

'Cause you can't be gay if you're thinking about girls

when you're doing it, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah. Sure.

You ever get a blow job from a guy before?

No.

Do you wanna see if you can tell the difference?

Why the fuck do you have a knife?

What the fuck?

Goddammit! Jesus! - I'm so sorry.

Got you, motherfucker.

I helped you!

I'm just trying to show you a good time!

Like he didn't mean it.

Says he didn't.

Stupid fuck.

I was bleeding all over.

You see this?

You see this fucking thing?

I'm telling you.

I'm telling you, just dumb and stupid.

Shut your fucking mouth! - Please.

I mean, I-- Uh, I'm scared shitless, right?

I-- I'm, I'm scared out of my hamster.

It's a simple case of self-defense.

Fuck.

If that's really what happened,

if what you're saying is true,

then why the hell wouldn't you call the goddamn cops?

Because I had a lot of thoughts to work through at the time.

You know, it's the-- It's the whole,

uh, situation of the thing

'cause I've been in trouble in the past.

So that-- That's the mess of it, you know?

And, again, again, again, this lying kid.

Come on!

Oh, shit!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

John [on voice message]: You've reached PDM Contractors,

Please leave a message.

Marion [on phone]: Johnny? Honey?

I just wanted to call. I'm leaving Leone's now.

I'll be home soon. All right.

Fuck!

Son of a bitch.

I loved this rug.

Jesus Christ.

It's all-- I'm trying to tell you,

but it-- but it-- but it's all a little foggy, you know?

Let's take a step back, okay?

You said he came at you with a knife.

Attacked you. - Uh-huh.

Why?

What?

Why?

Uh, I mean, hell do I know.

I mean, it was-- I guess it was just a,

a series of unfortunate circumstances.

Okay. But, I mean,

you said the, the sex was consensual, right?

Hey.

I don't gotta force nothing on nobody.

I've got it.

I can get it a million ways to Sunday.

I don't gotta force nobody.

Well, what do you expect me to think here, John?

I mean, something's not adding up.

I don't care if you believe me

'cause I got my own recollect.

That's all I need for belief.

And you're saying that--

let's just be very, very clear here.

You're saying that you killed this boy.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I'd picked up.

I'd been to that spot before, but, but nothing like that.

Nobody ever went bad like that before the Greyhound bus boy.

That was the first.

Oh, God. This liquor is lousy.

You think Little Sammy Bear wants a nip?

What?

I named him just now.

John.

"Can I have some?" There you go.

John.

There were more after the Greyhound bus boy?

Let's get one thing straight.

There ain't no Froot Loops in my cereal.

But I'm getting.

I was real exhausted around this time.

'Cause, you know me, Sam.

I'm a businessman,

and business was really starting to take off.

And I'm working. I'm working day and night.

Just working. Tired to the bone.

And, and that must have been the time--

It's right around when, when Butkovich came along.

He was Little John...

till he wasn't.

Yeah, come on in. It's open sesame.

Hi. Um, are you Mr. Gacy?

Yes, I am.

- I'm Travis' friend? - Oh. Right.

Well, any friend of Travis means

that he's got at least one friend.

Right.

Uh, well, I'm happy to-- It's nice to meet you, sir.

Sir? I don't see any sir.

You call me John. Or Colonel.

'Cause I'm an official colonel out in Kentucky.

Bet you never met one of them before, huh?

Come on into the office.

I'm happy to meet you too,

'cause I'm always looking for eager young men

ready to change their fortunes.

Here. Take a seat.

What kind of work you do?

- Uh, anything really. - Really?

Anything that'll pay a buck.

We, we start off a bit much higher than that.

How's five bucks an hour?

Damn. That--

Yeah, that's-- That'd be great.

'Cause this company, we do it all.

We're only getting up on our feet now,

but in six months, we'll be bringing in over a mil annual.

And you're getting in early.

The ground floor.

There's a future in it if you stick with it.

Like I said, I'm always looking for specific kind of guys.

You gotta be loyal and smart.

There's my blushing bride.

Blushing with starch, maybe.

John, this place is a mess.

I can't believe you're letting people in here.

Apparently, I only get six months of marital bliss

before the clucking starts.

But I still can't keep my hands off of this hen.

You know what I mean?

No. No. Cut it out.

The cock of the walk.

That's a nice photo, sir-- John.

You look really pretty, Mrs. Gacy.

Oh, that's sweet.

You know, over 300 people at that wedding.

Steak Diane, champagne, the whole works.

What was your name again?

Oh, Christ me. I, I didn't get a name.

Um, it's John, ma'am.

John Butkovich. - Ah.

Well,

it will be nice to have another John around the house.

Now, we got a Big John and a Little John.

There you go.

Are you hungry?

Let me make you a bologna sandwich.

- No. No, Carole. - Uh, no. I'm, I'm okay.

We ain't got time for that.

We got stuff we gotta work out. Come on, Little John.

Thanks.

Follow me out back.

Hey, you gotta--

That laundry's gotta get washed again now, you know?

Of course.

Come on in, huh? Huh?

Now, this here is gonna be the kinda lounge area.

Just the guys.

'Cause we work hard, we gotta play hard too, right?

You want a beer?

Sure.

There you go.

Nice catch.

This is the real stuff too.

None of that 3.2 shit like they got in Ohio.

You hear about that shit?

How about a little toast?

To the Johns.

What? What's that?

Uh, my pops would never let me drink like this.

Well, I'm not your pops.

Thank fucking Christ.

He give you a hard time?

I don't know. He's, he's pushing me.

He's always pushing me.

You know, it's, it's a tough job being a daddy.

They're trying to teach you everything

you need to know to be a man.

Your father's love is tough but it is still love.

I've been thinking of moving out.

You know, get a place of my own.

There you go.

A lot of stuff you can't figure out until you're on your own.

Here. [grunts] Just pop a squat right there.

You'll be all right.

And I'll be there if you ever need a thing.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

Don't start up with all that again, okay?

Just don't start.

Get these fucking things off me.

You gonna be calm?

Good. That's good.

There you go.

Take it. Go ahead.

Good.

Oh, shit.

Where's my fucking money? You owe me!

I don't owe you nothing! I don't owe you nothing!

You owe me two weeks!

You should owe me for all the free lessons

and business advice and things!

Shh.

Little John.

No!

Sit down!

Just trying to calm him, you know?

Just sober him up.

And then he had to go and make me.

'Cause there it is.

Always.

These greedy hustlers.

It's always about the money.

Always.

Even with him.

And I liked him. But even with him,

it's always, "Yes, yes, yes."

Then a change of the tune.

John! Wake the fuck up!

- What the... - Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Don't tell me what to do! I'm, I'm the host!

I'm not some goddamn animal in the zoo.

You can't just throw fucking peanuts at me.

Little John Butkovich.

He was-- He was another accident, right?

That's what you're saying, right?

It was just to calm him.

That's it.

I, I got the rope on him,

around him just to keep him calm.

See, this is where you lost me, John.

You handcuffed the kid.

You put a rope around his neck.

Yeah.

What the hell did you think was gonna happen?

It was just to calm him! It was just to calm him.

To calm him? Right. Okay.

Eventually, this is gonna fall

on the argument for manslaughter.

After that--

After that, it got worse.

How the fuck can it get any worse?

Hey. How much?

It's not my first time, pal.

Fuck. All right.

I'm not gonna give you nothing.

Go for a ride?

Get in.

Greedy fucking hustler.

Yeah. All right. Okay.

Come on inside.

Get in.

You, in here.

Dirty fucking liar!

That's something else. - Huh?

Oh. Yeah.

It's really-- She's really just one of a lot of important people

that I've gotten to know over the years.

You don't have to brag with me.

I know all your secrets.

Knock it off.

What? What is it?

We're not having sex anymore.

That part of our marriage is done.

- Oh, really? - That's right. I decided.

- What? Did I do something? - No, no.

And I don't wanna get into all that.

Just that part of us is done and that's all.

Oh, shit.

Mother's Day.

I'll fuck you on Mother's Day but that's it.

- Sir? - Officer Jack Hanley.

Seems like you might be out past curfew, young man.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm just waiting for the bus.

Well, why don't you get in the car?

Uh, I don't know. I think I'm just gonna...

Get in the car.

Det. Everford: He said you pulled a gun on him?

It's outrageous. It's really outrageous.

'Cause I should be the one filing a complaint in here for,

uh, extortion or whatever.

Det. Everford: So you admit to meeting Mr. Donnelly?

Oh, sure. I mean...

...we did get into some sexual things.

I mean, all consensual.

But then Donnelly, he went and tried to blackmail me.

Blackmail? Exactly.

He's asking me for money, saying that I owe him.

But, you know, I don't gotta pay for it.

I got plenty of people begging me for it.

And...

I mean...

you gentlemen know how these guys can be, right?

They work you up, get you going,

and then they try to swindle you out of everything that you got.

And that is exactly what happened here.

'Cause then he goes off

and he's threatening to go to my neighbors.

And, see, the problem there is that some people,

they don't understand what's the difference

between a homo and a bisexual.

'Cause I'm not a fruit picker.

I mean, for the record.

But something like that could cause a real mess in my life,

'cause I run a successful business.

So I refuse him, you know, to pay his little blackmail.

But what happens, here we are.

Det. Everford: Well, Mr. Donnelly's allegations are--

I mean, he says that you,

you penetrated him with foreign objects,

simulated drowning in the bathtub,

forced him to play-- - That's bullshit.

Forced him to play Russian roulette.

I mean, we're talking about charges of kidnapping,

deviate sexual assault, impersonating a cop.

No. I wouldn't have done that

because I got too much respect for yous guys.

I mean, I think he might have misunderstood

because I said that I know a lot of cops,

'cause I do.

But that other stuff,

yeah, like I said, it was all consensual.

Because what you gotta understand about these guys is

there's a lot of rough play.

A lot of rough play.

They like to tie each other up, knock people around.

I mean, "slavery sex" is what they call it.

- Slavery sex? - I know. I know.

It's not for everyone. I get it.

It's not my cup of Joe either.

But, for them,

it's all part of the fun for these guys, you know?

But there wasn't one thing,

not one single thing that happened that night

that he wasn't an equal participant in and of.

I mean, for God's sake,

I drove him to work the next morning.

Did he tell you that?

Well, this is a real "he said" situation.

Det. Everford: Yeah.

Don't have much to go on beyond that.

All right.

Well, we will be in touch if we have any more--

Oh, I got one more question for you, Mr. Gacy.

Sure. Shoot.

Um, you ever had a prior arrest?

Nope.

So...

Chicago PD just let you walk out of there?

No background check?

No kind of background to check.

Upstanding citizen, I.

Okay. But they,

they didn't even hold you for further questioning?

Innocents go innocent, Sam.

This bar-- This bar is dead.

There's nobody here.

We should go out, out cruising, you know?

Pick up some chickens.

This bar is dead.

We're not at a bar, John.

We're in my office.

Uh, excuse me, sir.

Oh. No problemo, kid.

Oh, hi, Mr. Gacy.

Oh, heya, Philly cheese.

What time you close?

- Not till 10:00. - Oh, plenty of time.

Almost finished here.

Everything coming along okay?

Sure, sure.

Same type of job as last time.

Think we can get all the work done in two,

maybe three weeks.

That is, of course,

we got the right boys on the job.

- That sounds reasonable. - Speaking of,

do you know anybody who might be interested

in earning five bucks an hour?

- Well, I don't... - 'Cause, you know,

with business like it is,

I wanna get a couple of kids to join the PDM crew.

I'll keep an ear out.

Nisson's Pharmacy.

Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

Phil, I should get going, get those shelving orders in.

This is a good kid, John.

This is a good kid with good parents.

I'm begging you, John.

Tell me--

Tell me that you drove him to the Greyhound station.

Tell me that you gave him some cash and he took off.

Tell me-- Tell me something. Anything, except that.

He planted that one seed you don't want planted.

That brought out the bad clown.

That's him. I can't be responsible.

And that--

I will go free.

But that boy--

That boy is dead.

He's in the river.

♪ You walk into the room ♪ ♪ You are[inaudible] *

woman: ...things again.

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

Ready? What?

- I need a minute. - Rob.

- I know. I know. I know. - We have to go.

- It's just... - We can't keep dad waiting.

There's this construction dude.

He wants to... - Construction dude?

- I don't know what you call him. - Contractor?

Whatever you call him. He's hiring.

And it sounds like it pays double what I make here.

Where is he?

He said he'd wait for me outside.

Come on, please.

Make it quick.

- Five minutes. - Four.

- Deal! - I want cake.

Yes. Thank you.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday, dear ma ♪ - All right. All right.

All right. Enough. I'll be in the car. Go.

Yes! Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello, Mr. Gacy.

Um, thanks so much for waiting around for my shift to end.

I, I wanted to talk to you earlier but I, uh,

I was on the clock, you know?

Yeah. Loyalty. I like that.

That's one aspect I like the most in a person.

Well, I guess I'm lucky you had to come back

for that appointment book.

Yeah. I guess so.

Now we can talk official. What can I do for you?

Well, um, I'm almost 16, sir.

And I've been working here.

I worked real hard to save up for a car.

And, uh, I wasn't eavesdropping or anything,

but I think I heard you say to Mr. Torf

something about a job opening?

Yeah. Sure.

And I think I might have heard you say something about,

uh, five bucks an hour?

'Cause Mr. Torf, he, he can't afford to pay me

any more than 2.50.

And, uh, I don't know too much about construction but, uh,

I'm a real fast learner.

And, to be honest,

I'll, I'll do just about anything you needed for money.

Uh, you might be sent from the Almighty, kid.

I've been looking for workers everywhere.

I saw you working your ass off.

Excuse my Greek.

I can tell already what a hard worker you are.

Thank you, Mr. Gacy.

Yeah. You're welcome.

I can get you started up right away. Tomorrow.

- You mean I got the job? - Yeah. Sure. Sure.

Oh, shit. Wait.

Uh, the only thing is that all the paperwork's

back at the office. - Oh.

Well, if you come over there right now with me

and we'll get you all signed up

and get that all taken care of.

The thing is today is my mom's birthday and I--

Everybody's waiting for me.

The office ain't that far.

I'll have you done and delivered back home within the hour.

I'm not sure I have-- I have time.

No time like the now or never.

All righty, Robbie.

Can I call you Robbie?

Sure.

All aboard, Robbie.

singer: ♪ The future is ours to see ♪

♪ So baby hold on to me ♪

♪ Baby ♪ ♪ What's these things... ♪

Come on in, Robbie.

Welcome to my adobe.

I, I thought-- I, I thought the papers were at your office.

Yeah. You're looking at it.

We got it all right here.

This is PDM headquarters.

Office, crash pad, brothel.

Make yourself at home.

You'll be spending so much time here,

it'll feel like home soon enough.

Most of the guys treat it like a party house.

No parents allowed.

I'm pretty liberal-minded like that.

Also, I like to keep it stocked.

Speaking of, I got brewski.

Oh, I, I better not.

What's that?

You don't drink?

No, sure, I do.

It's just that my parents,

they might smell it when I get home.

Jeez. You need to relax.

Your parents will be so tootled out of their skulls

about the new job, they won't even notice.

Especially if they find out that you're working for me,

they probably heard of me.

Anyways, this is a job interview.

You don't wanna disappoint your future boss, do you?

That's better.

I, I like all the clowns.

Ain't they great?

I'm a clown myself.

No, really. No joking.

I'm registered and all.

I'll show you some of my tricks.

Well--

The papers?

Jeez. You really are all business, ain't you?

No. No. Not, not usually.

It's just-- It's my mom's birthday.

Yeah, my family... - All right. All right.

Your family. Jesus Christ.

They're over here. I'll go get them.

You know, before we get into all that,

we should have a little talk, a little "get to know ya."

'Cause my guys I got that work for me,

you gotta fit in here,

with the way we do things, on and off the clock.

'Cause, like I said, we work hard,

we sure do like to play hard too.

Let me show you that trick.

This is cool. You're gonna like this.

- Uh... - These are the real deal.

You can check them out if you want.

Uh, no. That's-- It's okay.

See that? Locked up nice and tight, right?

Yeah.

Tadoo! - Whoa!

That's nothing.

I can do it with my hands behind my back.

You wanna see?

Uh, all right. Got it.

And-- - Ah.

Is that all right? Not, not too tight?

That's all right.

So you can clearly see that I am handcuffed?

- Uh-hmm. - I have no way of escaping,

right?

How the hell are you doing that?

It's easy. Let me show you. Give me your arm.

Uh, okay.

Okay. Hang on.

What's the trick?

The trick...

is not being dumb and stupid.

I wanna ask you something

about a thing that you said earlier.

You said that you would do anything for money.

Isn't that right?

Yeah?

Well, that's what I like to hear.

Look, look, look. It's like this.

You gotta palm the key just inside your hand

so no one can see it. Like so.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah. I, I get it.

Yeah. Let's get you out of these cuffs, huh?

I forgot to ask you. Do you have a girlfriend?

Yeah. I, I do all right. I, I date girls.

'Cause I met this broad the other night. Wowee.

Like I said, I'm real liberal about this kind of thing.

I had this friend once

who told me something really interesting...

Mr. Gacy, it's getting real late.

I should probably get those papers and get home.

You're all about work, work, work. Jesus Christ.

I thought we were having fun tonight. Ain't we?

Sir?

It feels the same.

You just gotta close your eyes.

That kind of thing? I'm sorry.

I'm, I'm, I'm just not into that kind of thing.

Maybe I should just rape you then,

you little fucking liar. You fucking liar.

You fucking prick tease.

You think you can fool me... - No, no!

...you little lying homo?

- Stop! Sir! - Come on. Huh? Huh?

Stop! Don't! Please!

Oh, Christ. What happened?

I'm sorry. Shit. I'm sorry. I'm...

Fuck. I'm sorry. I couldn't even imagine.

I'm sorry. I-- Oh, God. Fuck.

I'm sorry. I didn't--

I didn't mean to do something to--

I mean, I, I would if I could. It's just-- It's not me.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It was-- It was-- It was just a stupid idea.

And I ain't a fag. So you don't gotta worry.

No problemo.

But you still want the job, right?

I'll work real hard for you, sir.

You really--

You really scared me there, Mr. Gacy.

Just one more trick for the road.