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Are you ready?

Oh, hello!

Well hello there.

Excuse me...

I am Chef Dante

and today

I will be teaching you in your very own personal French cuisine cooking class

Courtesy of your boyfriend.

i hate cooking

There must be a mistake

Well, that is what im here to do today

And ill show you how we love cooking

No no there must me mistake

Im calling him

Nononono

That won't necessary

He was very specific

Very busy

So

So, we actually need to get ready for that.

Sorry!

That is for you

Happy birthday honey

I know you wanted go Paris but

Instead i brought Paris

To YOU

Ill be home later

Cook me something good

Sorry

Can have this?

Usually I charge extra for that but you know what, for you?

You can come in.

Now

the most important part of French cuisine is

fresh ingredients

from local farmers

It's nice and thick

It's got a really good girth to it.

I think it is going to feel really good, see?

Feel the thickness of that

Feel the girth

You like don't you

Yeah

Definitely

Now chop them up

The great thing about French cuisine or French stew rather

You can take any number of your favorite vegetables and just throw it on in there.

So what's your favorite vegetable?

Oh me, well I like all foods to be honest

I am a chef after all, so it's just pleasing the other person with my cooking.

That is great!

You are really good at that

Well...

It may not be the best chef in the world but

...I did win 3rd place in International Chef Awards last year

It's done!

I did it!!

Evelyn, good news! They have my favorite kind of flour.

This stuff will make the stew nice and thick

Evelyn?

Evelyn

She must be in the bathroom or something

Why is this stove not even on

She didn't stir the sauce

Naughty naughty naught girl

You know that was on the menu

What is today

You're so good at that

I can't believe this is happening

It'so good

This is the best

I'm not kidding

Oh my god

I don' t know what to say

You can stir it with your finger if you want.

You're better than the spatula

That'saying a lot

Oh my god.

It feels so good

Oh, that'so good.

Oh my god

This is good!

Oh my god.

It's amazing, oh my god!

You feel so good?

I'm going to cry now guys...

Yeah

OMG

That was not bad

Thank you

It'so hot!

It feels good, right?

Oh my god.

Oh yeah!

Yeah

Yes, yes

Give that to me please

This is so good

I'm going to sleep

It'so good!

You really know how to eat pussy

All chefs do

I'm gonna go get some more

Home?

Blast it!

I'll be back

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