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Like we should be. 15 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,546 Today, all these grown-ups are playing make-believe 16 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,257 so they can feel what it's like to live in a world of fantasy. 17 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,760 I'm just happy I got to wear my favorite dress. 18 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,304 Now I just need to find a knight in shining armor 19 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,348 to save me from my wicked stepsister. 20 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,642 We're real sisters, and you're not some damsel in distress. 21 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,103 But, Daddy always says I'm his little princess. 22 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,731 Dad's wrong. You don't need anyone to save you. 23 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,025 If Mom was still here, you'd know better. 24 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,193 LUCIUS: Ah... 25 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,403 young Harriet the Honorable. 26 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,614 Art thou prepared to defend thy title 27 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,616 -at the joust anon? -HARRIET: Aye. 28 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,201 From the moment I did wake, good sir. 29 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:17,202 Mm. 30 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,828 You're weird. 31 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,997 (fanfare playing) 32 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,832 Crap. I'm gonna be late, come on. 33 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,918 (cheering) 34 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,174 Give me your hair bow. 35 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,093 -Why? -The lady's favor. 36 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,719 Every knight worth their salt needs one. 37 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,808 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:42,310 Now you're about to see 39 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:44,562 what a real-life female hero looks like. 40 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,528 (buzzing) 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,282 (buzzing continues) 42 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,826 (exclaims, shouts) 43 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,036 (screams) 44 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,454 (groaning) 45 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,582 (bees buzzing) 46 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:08,628 (screaming) 47 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,845 -(sirens wailing) -(horn honks) 48 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,059 (brakes squeal) 49 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,563 (indistinct chatter) 50 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,815 Bee nets on, everybody. Make them secure. 51 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,316 Buck, start running a hose line. 52 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,986 Class A, half-percent foam coming up. 53 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:37,574 (chatter continues) 54 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,076 Top of the morning... 55 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,953 Top of the morning to you. 56 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,705 (buzzing) 57 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,041 -No, not the bees... -DOTTIE: Please. 58 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,751 You have to save my sister. 59 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,794 She's not moving and we can't get in to help her. 60 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,422 -Is she allergic? -I don't think so. 61 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,299 Even without a bee allergy, that many stings can add up 62 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,551 and still cause major anaphylaxis. 63 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,136 All right, clear back, everybody. 64 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,601 All right, guys, get in there. Let's go. 65 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,316 CHIMNEY: Pulse is racing. Got massive swelling. 66 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,442 The melittin from the venom 67 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,943 probably caused her BP to bottom out. 68 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,279 We need to push epi, but I can't access her thigh or shoulder 69 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,447 through all this armor. 70 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,366 Come on. (grunting) 71 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,408 -HEN: Eddie? -EDDIE: Yeah. 72 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,993 Help me get this helmet off. 73 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,289 It's too tight from the swelling. 74 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,541 -Gonna have to reduce friction. -HEN: Inserting oral airway 75 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,918 to keep her tongue and throat from swelling shut. 76 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,920 It should hopefully buy us a little bit more time. 77 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,547 And what if it doesn't? 78 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,550 Then your sister is gonna need an intubation 79 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,386 or a tracheotomy. 80 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,683 -Cap? -Hey, come over here 81 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,267 with me for a second. 82 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,063 Inserting OPA and getting her on oxygen. 83 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,232 (air hissing) 84 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,943 I know that must be pretty scary to see your sister like this. 85 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,903 Were you guys having fun before she got hurt? 86 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,113 We were kind of fighting. 87 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,656 She wanted to show me 88 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,409 that girls didn't just have to be princesses, and then... 89 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,993 she got attacked. 90 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,580 Her body's already too swollen to loosen these straps. 91 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:08,623 All right, coming in. 92 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,167 (whirring) 93 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,797 BOBBY: Guys, we got another swarm coming in. 94 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,799 -Get your heads down. -Step back. 95 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,509 Step back. 96 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,803 Why do they keep coming back? 97 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,847 Their queen must be trapped underneath. 98 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,600 Okay, well... then let's get her out. 99 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,937 (whirring) 100 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,149 CHIMNEY: I got an opening. 101 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,442 Pushing epi. 102 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,163 BOBBY: We got another swarm coming in. 103 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,707 Hen, we got to go. 104 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,375 HEN: Got ya. 105 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,420 (bees buzzing) 106 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,966 (buzzing fades) 107 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,594 Respiratory functions returning. 108 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,221 Oral swelling seems to be decreasing. 109 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,556 Now we'll just 110 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,141 get those stingers out. 111 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:12,228 Just got to be careful not to squeeze out 112 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,480 any more venom. 113 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,065 Now let's see if she can open her eyes. 114 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,275 ♪ ♪ 115 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:24,324 (applause) 116 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,537 Guess you can have your ribbon back. 117 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,289 I did need to be saved. 118 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:34,542 Yeah, but you got saved by her. 119 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:39,547 You were right, girls can totally be heroes, too. 120 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,259 -(crowd cheering) -ALL: Huzzah! 121 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,303 ♪ ♪ 122 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,183 (knock at door) 123 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,895 (chuckles): Hey. 124 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:56,189 (gasping) Is that my favorite girl? 125 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:58,441 (gasps) Who's that? What's uncle's name? 126 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,402 -Buck. -Yeah! 127 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,945 -(laughing) -Oh, I got you. 128 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,238 Oh, there we go. 129 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,031 She's had breakfast and been changed, 130 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,574 so you should be good till lunch. 131 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,411 Yes, we've got turkey sandwich squares 132 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:10,578 or organic chicken nuggets. 133 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,205 If she goes for the nuggets, no sharing. 134 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,498 You are on your own. 135 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,125 BUCK: (chuckles) You guys must be excited, huh? 136 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,043 Finally going house hunting? 137 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,461 MADDIE: I think so, I mean, 138 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,588 our apartment has so many memories and firsts... 139 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,924 We're ready for seconds, as in a second bedroom. 140 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,175 Oh, you're sick of having 141 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:27,053 the world's most adorable roommate, huh? 142 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,722 The world's most adorable roommate 143 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,223 has been very active lately. 144 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,225 (quietly): The terrible twos are no joke. 145 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,811 Come on, she's not even two yet. 146 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,397 -Well, try telling her that. -Oh, we'd better get moving. 147 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,690 We've got four drive-bys, three showings, 148 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,983 two open houses and hopefully 149 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,234 a pear tree to fit our partridge in. 150 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,028 Are you sure that you're okay with her all day? 151 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,237 Are you kidding me? 152 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,239 I get to spend the whole day with my niece. 153 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:49,075 I'm living the dream. (chuckling) 154 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,286 Okay, here we go. 155 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,246 What are you gonna use? 156 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,248 Oh. (chuckles) 157 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,042 ("Just the Two of Us" by Grover Washington Jr. playing) 158 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,376 (babbles): This is red. 159 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,378 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 160 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:01,463 Uh... 161 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,757 Oh, okay. (chuckles) I'll get it. 162 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,425 (grunts) 163 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,801 Okay. 164 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,470 What are you gonna draw? 165 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,805 We're gonna... 166 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,266 Okay, I'll get it. 167 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,143 All good. 168 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,853 (Buck exhales) 169 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,730 I got it. O... kay. 170 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,106 No, no, no. (laughing) 171 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,483 Hey, hey, no. 172 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,235 Stairs are not for babies. Okay? 173 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,322 You're gonna stay right there. Okay? Don't move. 174 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,783 I am gonna make this nice and safe. 175 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:33,536 Like a good, responsible uncle. 176 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,498 (grunting) Yeah. 177 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:38,833 Uh, Jee? 178 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,628 How did you, uh...? 179 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,088 (giggles) 180 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:46,216 How did you...? Oh, uh... 181 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,676 I guess I'm gonna be the one to potty train you. 182 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,928 Uh, Jee? 183 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,722 I am not gonna be the one to potty train you. 184 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,849 Uh, no, no, no, no. Ah... 185 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,518 Okay, let's not just... 186 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,479 -♪ Just the two of us ♪ -Uh, Jee, one, one sec. 187 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,106 -Okay. -♪ We can make it ♪ 188 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,774 -Uh, Jee... -♪ If we try ♪ 189 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:03,900 -(groans) -♪ Just the two of us ♪ 190 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,777 (muttering) Okay. 191 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,903 Oh! 192 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,988 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 193 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,366 Come on, Jee, it's delicious, I swear. 194 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:13,743 Come on, you must be hungry. I am. 195 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,162 -Uh, uh, Jee... -♪ Just the two of us. ♪ 196 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:17,706 (knock at door) 197 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,375 (exhales) 198 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,835 Hey, hey. 199 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,503 So, when's the move-in date? 200 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,296 At this rate, never. 201 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,132 Everything in our price range was either 202 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,592 the size of our apartment, needed to be torn down or both. 203 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,011 There was that one house. 204 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,513 -It was already renovated. -Yes, but you had to drive 205 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,473 through a parking lot to get into the garage. 206 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,641 BUCK: Uh, so, 207 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,643 what are you guys gonna do? 208 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:41,688 Buy lottery tickets? Where's Jee-Yun? 209 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,189 She's upstairs. 210 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,191 She finally agreed to take a nap. 211 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:48,945 So how was she? Good, I hope. 212 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,655 Uh, let's just say 213 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,783 she's not the only one who needs a nap. 214 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,035 (chuckles) 215 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,037 (sizzling) 216 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,538 So, May didn't tell you who she invited 217 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,956 -to dinner, huh? -I don't know. 218 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,541 She texted me to set an extra plate. 219 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,418 -Maybe one of her roommates? -Oh. 220 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,837 -(door opens) -MAY: Mom, Bobby, we're here. 221 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,088 Hey. 222 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,882 Let's see who our mystery guest is. 223 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,800 (chuckles, gasps) 224 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,719 Hope you don't mind I brought some company. 225 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,847 Well, definitely not this company. 226 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,682 Oh, Darius. 227 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,017 (laughs) 228 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,185 -Hey. -DARIUS: What's up? 229 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,604 Oh, I didn't know you were back in town. 230 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,855 It was a little last-minute, 231 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,940 but I hit May up and she invited me to dinner. 232 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,942 -I hope it's okay. -Darius, you know you're 233 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,903 -welcome at any time. -How long are you here for? 234 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,280 -Just a few days. -Darius is thinking about 235 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,240 transferring down here next semester. 236 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,076 So he's gonna check out some schools. 237 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,370 Including mine. 238 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:39,496 BOBBY: Well. 239 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,039 Your parents must be very glad 240 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,415 to have you back under their roof. 241 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,043 Uh, my parents are a little upset with me right now. 242 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,628 I'm crashing at a friend's house. 243 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,463 Mm-hmm. 244 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,632 They want you to stay at Stanford, huh? 245 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,509 DARIUS: They think L.A. has 246 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,803 too many distractions. 247 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,180 BOBBY: Well, the chicken is ready. 248 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,473 Just have to bring out the sides 249 00:09:58,556 --> 00:09:59,683 and we can eat. 250 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,809 Oh, we can do that. 251 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,102 -Right? -Yeah. I'm-- Yeah. 252 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,396 -I'm starving. -Yeah, um, we'll get the sides. 253 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,480 -Excellent. -Mm-hmm. 254 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,731 Okay. Let's go. Okay. 255 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,566 ♪ ♪ 256 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,695 Well, this is a very interesting development. 257 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,279 Mm-hmm. 258 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,740 Something tells me that Los Angeles wasn't 259 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,951 all that he was missing. 260 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,036 (both chuckling) 261 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,296 GAVIN: No, this is all wrong. 262 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,340 You've got Schipp International 263 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,135 sitting next to ZenithPro. (groaning) 264 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:38,054 The donors are seated exactly as you asked, sir. 265 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,181 I wrote down all your instructions verbatim. 266 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,434 Welp, you must have heard wrong. 267 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,394 We all make mistakes, just put RevitaThon 268 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,770 next to Post-Everest 269 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,772 and we should be fine. (whooshes) 270 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,482 ♪ ♪ 271 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:53,361 That breaks the rule of seating tech next to telecom. 272 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,904 Who made that stupid rule? 273 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,323 What is wrong with you? 274 00:10:57,407 --> 00:11:00,744 You never seat tech next to telecom, 275 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:04,372 especially when there's steak knives present. 276 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,252 Fix it. 277 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,129 (muffled): What are you waiting for? 278 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,256 Fix it. 279 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,092 Fix it! 280 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,053 Fix. It. 281 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,513 -(exhales) -GAVIN: Fix it! 282 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,223 (growling): Fix it. 283 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,475 -Fix it! -Okay. 284 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,893 (groaning): Fix it. 285 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,062 (varying pitch): Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. 286 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,022 (robotic): Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. 287 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,565 (echoing): Fix it. Fix it. 288 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,442 Fix it. Fix it. 289 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,319 (stammers): Fix it. 290 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,779 Okay, I figured it out. 291 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,822 We've got the wrong shaped tables. 292 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,408 We need to go rectangular. 293 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:43,912 But the rounds are the only tables the venue has. 294 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,914 Then looks like it's BYOT. 295 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,123 Let's get on the horn 296 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,458 with the event planner and make it happen. 297 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,001 How are they gonna get new tables and linens 298 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,961 delivered in time? 299 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,213 Well, worst case scenario, 300 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,465 you can always pick them up yourself. 301 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,635 Just fix it. 302 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,097 (exhales) 303 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,473 Just fix it. 304 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,395 -(yelling) -(crashing) 305 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,438 (car alarm blaring) 306 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,733 ♪ ♪ 307 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,778 GAVIN (muffled): Hello? 308 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,572 Earth to Tyler... 309 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,158 Are you gonna fix it? 310 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,411 Sure. 311 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,581 Hey, Tyler. How's it going with the special project? 312 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,002 Make sure you get those connections right. 313 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,420 Really want it to blow 314 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,880 everyone in Skyler's class away. 315 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,257 (buzzing) 316 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,221 Also, I don't know about this color story. 317 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,181 -Can you fix it? -Sure. 318 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,226 (sighs) 319 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,023 -Good morning, there you are. -I'll take those. 320 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,692 -There you are, sir. -Thanks, man. 321 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:58,862 All right, here you go. 322 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,156 No. That's Mr. Sanderick's. 323 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,282 Oat milk. 324 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,700 Says cow's milk could literally kill him. 325 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,326 MAN: (chuckles) Thanks. 326 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,412 Like we could be so lucky. 327 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,748 Finally. 328 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,167 You know, I appreciate your egalitarian approach 329 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,793 to coffee distro, 330 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,588 but nobody likes an under-caffeinated boss. 331 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,965 (exhales) Certainly not me. 332 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,051 ♪ ♪ 333 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,600 (Gavin groaning) 334 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,358 COWORKER: Oh, my God, is he okay? 335 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,527 -WOMAN: (gasps) Oh, my God. -Oh, no. 336 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,945 This is really happening. 337 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,947 -What's going on? -Did I give him the wrong coffee? 338 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,532 -WOMAN: Oh, no. What? -I gave him the wrong coffee. 339 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,784 WOMAN: Does anyone know CPR? 340 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,708 -I'm sorry. Did you just say... -TYLER: Yes! I killed my boss 341 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,168 with a latte macchiato. 342 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,545 He's allergic to dairy and I gave him the wrong drink. 343 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,214 What's your name and address? 344 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,591 Tyler. We're at 1300 Avenue of the Stars. 345 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,635 Sixth floor. Tell them to hurry! 346 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,512 Help is on the way. Is he breathing? 347 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,513 TYLER: No. 348 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,014 His heart's not beating either. 349 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,391 I started CPR. 350 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,309 Good. That'll keep blood flowing through his body 351 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,061 while we wait for paramedics to arrive. 352 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,604 Please don't die. 353 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,481 I never really meant it. I swear. 354 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,484 Tyler, what you described sounds like an accident. 355 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,820 -Why did you say... -Because I wanted him dead! 356 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:25,240 I fantasied about it so many times, you have no idea. 357 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,950 But this time I think my subconscious 358 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,785 actually made it happen. 359 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,958 (indistinct radio chatter) 360 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,711 Dispatch said this was an allergic reaction. 361 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,337 Caller claimed it attempted murder. 362 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,840 -Details are hazy. -Step aside, LAFD. 363 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,800 -Don't you die on me. -Coming through, LAFD. 364 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,843 Step back. 365 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,511 Don't you die on me. (sobbing) 366 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,638 -Don't you die on me. -Sir, we're with the LAFD, 367 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,140 we got this. 368 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,475 All right, why don't you and I have a conversation first 369 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,561 and give them some room? 370 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,689 I'm not getting a pulse. 371 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,940 Hooking him up to the Lifepak. 372 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,567 CHIMNEY: All right, starting compressions. 373 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,027 TYLER: If I thought about killing him in advance, 374 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,820 is that considered premeditation? 375 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,947 That's more prison time, right? 376 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,323 All right, before you start talking your way 377 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,035 into Pelican Bay, I need to read you your rights. 378 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,244 HEN: He's hooked up. 379 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,038 I'm analyzing rhythm. 380 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,372 -Cap, can you bag him? -BOBBY: I'm on it. 381 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,332 ATHENA: So you thought about killing him? 382 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,334 More than once? 383 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,501 More than once a day. 384 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,128 Sometimes I didn't make it to lunch 385 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,172 without envisioning his gruesome death. 386 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,423 Which... 387 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,258 I'm not proud of, by the way. 388 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,843 Okay, that's a good start. 389 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,304 Can you explain to me how he ended up on the floor 390 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,680 without a pulse? 391 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,766 He has this terrible dairy allergy. 392 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,309 And I gave him the wrong coffee. 393 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,227 -On purpose? -Maybe? 394 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,520 -(beeping) -HEN: He's in V-tach. 395 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,980 Preparing to shock. 396 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,400 (thumps) 397 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,610 CHIMNEY: Come on. 398 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,195 -Come on. -HEN: He's not responding. 399 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,573 And you're not sure which cup you gave him? 400 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,700 Had to be the wrong one. I mean, look at him. 401 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,244 Preparing to shock again. 402 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,163 (thumps) 403 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,375 -We're losing him. -(rapid beeping) 404 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,626 CHIMNEY: Resuming compressions. 405 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,089 (beeping steadily) 406 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,757 We've got a pulse. 407 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,717 Normal rhythm returning. 408 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,845 All right, well, that's good news for you. 409 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,263 Yeah. 410 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,516 Just attempted murder then. 411 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,684 Or maybe not murder at all. 412 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,352 This man had a heart attack. 413 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,062 Not an allergic reaction? 414 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,439 CHIMNEY: There's no swelling of the mouth, no hives. 415 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,982 Looks like a textbook coronary. 416 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,027 I didn't almost kill him? 417 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,154 Even better, you probably saved his life. 418 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,448 Looks like you wasted a trip, Sergeant. 419 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,035 Next time you feel the need to confess your deep, 420 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,706 dark fantasies, might I suggest a priest? 421 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,916 ♪ ♪ 422 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,926 -Are you sure it looks okay? -Absolutely. 423 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,554 Don't you remember how handsome everybody said you looked 424 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,305 when you wore it last time? 425 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,349 But is it too small now? 426 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,184 CARLA: It fits you like a glove. 427 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,602 Any bigger and people might think 428 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,229 you borrowed it from your father. 429 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,523 -(Carla chuckling) -They say 430 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,525 you should only be able to see a quarter inch 431 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,653 of your shirt sleeve, but this looks more like a half. 432 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,989 -Who's they? -The Internet. 433 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,240 Any more suavecito, 434 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,491 you can give James Bond a run for his money. 435 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,578 Okay. Can I get a haircut this week? 436 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:17,871 Now a haircut? 437 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,289 Why, you got some kind of hot date? 438 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,833 No. Geez! 439 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,419 Okay, I need to change now. Bye. 440 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,755 Oh, okay. All right, let's go. 441 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:27,922 Sure, okay, honey. 442 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,549 I'll let you. (chuckles) 443 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,051 Okay, okay. 444 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,886 -Out, out. (laughing) -Okay, okay. 445 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,554 What was that all about? 446 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,097 He's excited about the school party, 447 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,515 and he wants to look good. 448 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,351 But I'm starting to think that there might be 449 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,353 a first crush situation going on here. 450 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,480 Wow. First crush? 451 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,814 Mm-hmm. 452 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,567 I mean, that's great, but I wonder why 453 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,861 he hasn't said anything to me about it. 454 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,613 Oh, you're suddenly in a hurry to give dating advice? 455 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,239 I'm just saying, I thought we were past 456 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,532 the whole keeping secrets phase. 457 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,785 You know how it is at that age. 458 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,286 Sometimes talking about your dreams 459 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,246 makes it seem all too real. 460 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,664 ♪ ♪ 461 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,292 Sometimes the fantasy is better than the reality. 462 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,002 (chuckles) 463 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,754 CHIMNEY: One, two, three. 464 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,881 (grunts) 465 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,258 (exhales) Perfect. 466 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,135 It's like her own little Korean goshiwon. 467 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,388 How come you never set the place up this nice 468 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,765 when me and Albert did our stints crashing here? 469 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,684 Because I wanted you to leave. 470 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,102 -(chuckles) -MADDIE: Well, 471 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,062 I think it's adorable. 472 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,188 But let's ask the expert. 473 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,481 What do you think of your new room? 474 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,774 (Jee-Yun mumbles) 475 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,818 -(laughs) -It's all yours, kid. 476 00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,403 -This is all new? -Yeah. 477 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,822 I mean, how many new toys did you buy her? 478 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,198 This is a big change for her. 479 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,075 I thought we could smooth it over... 480 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,077 With bribery? Why didn't I think of that? 481 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,787 Well, she seems to like it. 482 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,330 -(Maddie laughing) -CHIMNEY: I told you. 483 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,707 (Jee-Yun mumbling) 484 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,208 It's gonna be great. 485 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,962 ♪ ♪ 486 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,007 (lullaby playing) 487 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,269 JEE-YUN: Mommy? 488 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,687 (gasps) 489 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,272 ♪ ♪ 490 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,648 (chuckles) 491 00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:09,983 Hi. 492 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,069 (laughing): Hi. 493 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,405 ♪ ♪ 494 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,870 JEE-YUN: Dada? 495 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,789 Daddy. Daddy. 496 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,083 -(sighs) -Daddy. 497 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,169 (phone ringing) 498 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,718 Mama, I no sleep. 499 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,182 Yeah. It's not great. 500 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,976 (sighs) 501 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,812 (sighs) 502 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:48,897 There goes another one. 503 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,482 -(chuckles) -Can't we just use 504 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,026 regular pencils to fill these out? 505 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,445 No. My grandmother always said 506 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,240 the tiny lotto pencils have lucky properties. And... 507 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,909 -(clinks) -...they're festive. 508 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,077 (laughing) 509 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,037 Since when are you superstitious? 510 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,246 And remind me again, 511 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,040 how many jackpots your grandmother hit? 512 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,250 You know, you better watch it or you won't be getting 513 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,545 the Gayle treatment in my post-winning Oprah lifestyle. 514 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,047 -Oh... -(both laughing) 515 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,884 I just wish it wasn't my turn 516 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,804 -to fill out the whole firehouse's tickets... -Oof. 517 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,474 ...with these mini golf edition #2s. 518 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,309 Who does that one belong to? 519 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,436 -Uh... Bobby. -Oh. 520 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,021 What are his lucky numbers? 521 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,192 Uh, two, seven... 522 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,694 Oh, that's Harry's birthday. 523 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,195 Oh. 524 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,363 Twelve, 525 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,614 twenty-nine... 526 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,116 Mm, that's May's birthday. 527 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,242 Oh. 528 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,993 And nine, one. 529 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,662 Wait a minute. 530 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,788 Can you read his handwriting? 531 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,206 'Cause my birthday is 532 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,624 -three, two, two... -Nine, one. 533 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,127 As in 1991. 534 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,878 The last year 535 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,339 the Minnesota Twins won the World Series. 536 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,425 Okay, I'm gonna have to talk to this man 537 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,051 about his priorities. 538 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,178 -(laughing) -Do you play his birthday? 539 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,222 No, I don't play birthdays. 540 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,225 -(scoffs) -I have my own system. 541 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,811 So, what's your lottery fantasy if you win? 542 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,566 And don't you say retiring and buying a beachside compound 543 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:15,817 'cause I know that's a lie. 544 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,569 Oh, no, no, no. 545 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:18,653 I would give it all away. 546 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:21,114 -All of it? -Yeah. 547 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,615 To, like, charity? 548 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:23,742 To people. 549 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,660 You hear these stories 550 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,954 about a family who lost their home 551 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,330 or someone gets in a terrible accident 552 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,374 and can't afford the medical bills. 553 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,459 And I always think, 554 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:35,378 what if you had the money to just help? 555 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,047 Oh. 556 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:40,258 That's a surprisingly altruistic fantasy. 557 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,509 ATHENA: But I have 558 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,803 also always wanted a swimming pool. 559 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,138 (laughing) 560 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,683 Don't go nuts dreaming too big now. 561 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,477 You know, I have a great life. 562 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,397 I have a husband that I love who loves me. 563 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,941 And I have two amazing children. 564 00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,818 Who might want to be millionaires someday. 565 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,028 Harry might. 566 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,154 (laughing) 567 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,655 He'd probably want to buy a spaceship 568 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,657 and go circling round the Earth. 569 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,326 I was gonna buy that for Karen. 570 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,994 Oh. Mm. 571 00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,454 -And what about May? -Oh. 572 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,873 She's not gonna want to buy Twitter or something? 573 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,333 I hear that's a thing now. 574 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,126 May is too sensible for that. 575 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,836 You say that like that's a bad thing. 576 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,129 ATHENA: Mm. 577 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,924 I just see her worrying about school. 578 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,425 -Mm. -Still feeling like 579 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,844 she needs to fit in. 580 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,931 May's had a different experience than her friends. 581 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,558 -Mm-hmm. -Two years of dealing with 582 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,394 life-and-death emergencies. 583 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,397 She's grown up because of that. 584 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,483 Yeah. I'm still waiting for her to realize that. 585 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,319 That her life experiences 586 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,697 don't just make her different. 587 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,533 They are actually her superpower. 588 00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,034 -Hmm. -Huh. 589 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,413 MAY: So, what'd you think? 590 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,206 That the campus is nicer than when my dad took me 591 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,416 -for football games. -(chuckles) 592 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,917 -(music playing) -Are you coming inside? 593 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:58,169 Uh, you didn't tell me there was a party going on. 594 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,130 Oh, it's not a party, it's more like a kickback. 595 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,590 Come on. Don't worry. 596 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,386 HIRO: Holy crap. 597 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,930 -(May chuckles) -Is that May Grant? 598 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,307 Long time no see. Bring it in! 599 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,726 -Good seeing you, Hiro. -Oh. (chuckles) 600 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,690 Who brought her? 601 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:19,983 Relax. 602 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,317 We went to high school together 603 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,403 -and she happens to be awesome. -(May chuckles) 604 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,988 You still saving the world at the dispatch center? 605 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,740 DARIUS: What are you talking about? 606 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,367 May quit and she enrolled in school, like, months ago. 607 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,495 And you didn't call me? We're practically neighbors. 608 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:36,207 I'm sorry, I've just been trying to stay focused in my classes. 609 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,625 Hustle hard, right? 610 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:38,668 -That's what's up. -(chuckles) 611 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,003 Yo, can I get you guys anything? 612 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,297 -A beer, a seltzer? -Seltzer me. 613 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,049 Nothing for me, thanks. 614 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,759 'Cause you got an early morning class tomorrow? 615 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,970 -No, but I did drive. -Cool. 616 00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,973 So, um, this is Hank, 617 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,267 he's an engineering student, and that's Felipe, 618 00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:55,602 -he's in design school. -Hmm. 619 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:56,811 Sorry, I didn't... 620 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,355 I didn't catch your name. 621 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,774 No, you didn't. But, uh, 622 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:03,109 I was just leaving. 623 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:06,112 From my own home where I pay rent. 624 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,198 ♪ ♪ 625 00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:10,950 Uh... 626 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:12,744 -(door slams) -He must be having a day. 627 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,245 Every day is a day with Erik. 628 00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,955 Dude takes a little getting used to, 629 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,416 but he pays the rent on time and he cleans up after himself. 630 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,377 So, what more can you ask for? 631 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,796 -(chuckles) Manners? -(laughs) 632 00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,214 HIRO: Come on, let me show you 633 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,924 to the more socially appropriate roommates. 634 00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:27,676 Great. 635 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,136 ♪ ♪ 636 00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:35,016 So who's this mystery crush of Christopher's? 637 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,477 EDDIE: No idea. He's not spilling, 638 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,521 I don't feel like pushing. 639 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,815 Isn't he kind of young to start dating? 640 00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,650 It's not like he's taking 'em out to dinner and a movie. 641 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,944 He's just going out to a school party. 642 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:48,405 Look, there is nothing wrong with a little harmless 643 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,115 adolescent infatuation. 644 00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:53,493 So, how old were you when you had your first crush, Buckaroo? 645 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,830 Uh, kindergarten. Miss Garcia. RIP. 646 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:05,463 I can't believe we're doing this. 647 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,966 I know. We're finally about to live our fantasy. 648 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:13,805 -(siren wailing) -(horn honking) 649 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,818 ("What's Your Fantasy?" by Ludacris playing) 650 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:28,486 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 651 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,447 This is gonna be so much better than a plane. 652 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,073 Everybody does a plane. 653 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,825 This is legend. 654 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,452 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 655 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,245 ♪ Give it to me now, give it to me now ♪ 656 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,997 CHIMNEY: Hen, tell us about your first kiss. 657 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,334 This kid Ricardo Sanchez was my first kiss. 658 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,669 Sixth grade. Someone dared us to make out 659 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,464 -under the bleachers. -Ooh, salacious. 660 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,966 HEN: I was not aware there was gonna be tongue involved, 661 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,635 so essentially he just licked my lips for, like, 662 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,304 five seconds, and then I ran away. 663 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,890 (laughs) That sounds traumatizing. 664 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,224 Illuminating. 665 00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:01,102 I realized I was kissing the wrong Suarez. 666 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,396 His sister Martina was more my speed. 667 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,315 Ah. Right. 668 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:07,275 EDDIE: We've drifted off topic. 669 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,819 Christopher isn't kissing anyone. He's not. 670 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:10,987 ♪ We can do it in the DJ booth... ♪ 671 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,031 Right? 672 00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:14,783 ♪ With cherries and strawberries on top ♪ 673 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,493 ♪ Lick it, don't stop, keep the door locked ♪ 674 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:17,660 ♪ Don't knock while the boat rock... ♪ 675 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:21,081 -(panting) -(squeals, laughs) 676 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,166 EDDIE: I know it's normal. 677 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,834 I just didn't think Christopher was old enough yet. 678 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,711 Maybe the problem is it makes you feel old. 679 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,089 -Wait till he starts shaving. -Before you know it, 680 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:31,132 someone's gonna be calling you Grandpa. 681 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:33,259 I don't know why I tell you guys anything. 682 00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:34,761 Who else you gonna talk to? 683 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:37,931 Carla. From now on, I'm only talking to Carla. 684 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:40,100 DISPATCHER (over radio): Dispatch to 118, 685 00:26:40,183 --> 00:26:41,810 reports of a fire at DuPont RV Storage. 686 00:26:41,893 --> 00:26:44,771 Copy that, Dispatch, 118 responding. 687 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:47,774 (siren wailing) 688 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:50,652 -This just keeps getting better. -(both laugh) 689 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,195 ♪ And I wanna move from the bed ♪ 690 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,196 ♪ Down to the, down to the... ♪ 691 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,865 -(loud thud) -Uh, what was that? 692 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,033 ♪ You make it so good I don't wanna leave ♪ 693 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,660 ♪ But I gotta kn-kn-kn-know ♪ 694 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,120 ♪ What's-what's your fantasy? ♪ 695 00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:01,246 You guys secured all the gear and locked 696 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,247 the compartment doors? 697 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:03,832 -Yes. -Yeah. 698 00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:06,835 ♪ And I wanna move from the bed down to the... ♪ 699 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:09,963 You better take Wilcox. There's construction up ahead. 700 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,173 (siren wailing) 701 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:13,717 Whoa! Oh! 702 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,759 -Oh! -(thuds) 703 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,430 Stop the engine. Pull over. 704 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,892 Try to stay still, sir. LAFD. We're here to help. 705 00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:26,146 -(groaning) -All right. 706 00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:28,690 Looks like we got second-degree abrasions, 707 00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:29,983 separated shoulder. 708 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,860 (pained groans) 709 00:27:31,943 --> 00:27:34,904 Try to stay still, sir. 710 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:37,073 Irregular pupillary responses 711 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:38,950 indicating a probable concussion. 712 00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:40,076 Let's get him a C-collar 713 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,703 and start irrigating these wounds. 714 00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,038 Dispatch, this is Captain Nash, 118. 715 00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,582 We've encountered a trauma victim in transit. 716 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,501 Looks like we won't be able to make that RV Storage fire. 717 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,128 There aren't any tall buildings around here. 718 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,589 Right, and unless that song was based in truth, 719 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:55,216 I don't think it's ever actually raining men. 720 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:58,219 (groaning) 721 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:04,351 I don't think he fell from the sky. 722 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:16,446 -Ah... -Uh... 723 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:19,032 Hi. 724 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:20,992 Hello. 725 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,952 Is he gonna be okay? 726 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,375 BOBBY: What the hell were you two thinking 727 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:30,543 -hitching a ride up there? -I don't know. 728 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,754 You don't know. What do you mean you don't know? 729 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,006 It was just something we always fantasized about. 730 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:37,717 Having sex on top of a firetruck. 731 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,636 Oh, hey, like Backdraft. 732 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,807 Backdraft was a seminal influence on Buck's life. 733 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,225 Sorry, poor choice of words. 734 00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:47,936 That has to be the dumbest, most dangerous 735 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:50,939 and dumbest fantasy I've ever heard of. 736 00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:52,607 And it's not a truck, it's an engine. 737 00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:01,116 (phone line ringing) 738 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:02,909 MAY: Hey. I'm at Hiro's house to scoop you. 739 00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:05,203 DARIUS: Hey, my bad, I got stuck in traffic. 740 00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:07,247 You can just hang inside until I get home. 741 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:09,958 -I'll be there in, like, ten. -Okay. 742 00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:20,218 You again. Why are you here? 743 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:23,930 Hi. I'm just waiting for Darius. 744 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:26,516 It should only be a few minutes. 745 00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:34,149 I feel like we got off on the wrong foot the other night. 746 00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:35,775 I'm May. 747 00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:37,444 Okay. 748 00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:40,905 Sure seems like it could be hard 749 00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:42,824 to study in a house this busy. 750 00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:45,368 So many distractions. 751 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,453 Uh, what's your major? 752 00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,163 I'm not a student. 753 00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:50,331 The need for post-secondary education is a myth 754 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:52,500 propagated to keep young people too distracted 755 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:53,710 to see what's really there. 756 00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:56,087 Which is? 757 00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:58,131 Nothing. 758 00:29:58,214 --> 00:29:59,841 (scoffs) 759 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:02,385 Wow, that's-- That's a little bleak. 760 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,970 So what's the point, then, 761 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:06,056 if we're just living in a void of nothingness? 762 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:09,267 Because where there is nothing, there is only room for growth. 763 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:11,144 What kind of growth? 764 00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:14,356 You wouldn't understand. 765 00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:17,817 -Oh, let me help you with those. -I don't need your help. 766 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,152 Okay. 767 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,370 Nice talking to you. 768 00:30:45,178 --> 00:30:46,680 ♪ ♪ 769 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,105 MAY (over phone): I'm telling you, there's some kind of plan 770 00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:56,481 written in this book. 771 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:57,857 What kind of plan? 772 00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,694 There's all these rants about a female conspiracy 773 00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:03,279 to keep men down, and that the world will only grow 774 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,906 -if it burns. -I don't know 775 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,866 what kind of fantasy this man is living in, 776 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:09,994 but is there a specific target indicated? 777 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:14,165 A supermarket, nightclub, train station? Anything. 778 00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:17,210 No specifics. It's all kind of coded. 779 00:31:17,293 --> 00:31:18,586 But there are steps. 780 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,255 "Steps To Glory," actually. 781 00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:23,800 "Recon, weaponize, execute, escape." 782 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:27,095 We have no idea which step he's on. 783 00:31:27,178 --> 00:31:29,806 Is there any chance I'm just overreacting? 784 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:32,976 I know I saw something, so I needed to say something, 785 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,020 I just don't want to wrongfully accuse someone 786 00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:37,522 for what I know could just be some very dark fiction. 787 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,357 Listen, May, fantasy or not, 788 00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:42,235 there's no room for error in these situations. 789 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,404 Okay, so we put him on a watch list, 790 00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:47,407 investigate firearm purchases, past or pending, 791 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:50,201 and pursue a red tag temporary restraining order? 792 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:52,537 My thoughts exactly, but in the meantime, 793 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:55,790 you need to steer clear of this young man. 794 00:31:55,874 --> 00:31:58,501 Darius can come stay with us if he needs to. 795 00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:00,462 Oh, my God, Darius. 796 00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:02,464 Hey, what-what's going on? 797 00:32:02,547 --> 00:32:05,300 What's-what's going on? You lost your phone? 798 00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:07,594 -I can-- I can call... -No, it's not a phone. 799 00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:08,928 It's a book, and it belongs to me. 800 00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:10,055 Sure. It's just a book. 801 00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,222 I mean, we could get you another copy. 802 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:12,682 No, there's no copy! 803 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,478 That bitch girlfriend of yours stole it. 804 00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:19,356 Whoa, whoa, you-you cannot call her that. 805 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,024 (phone chimes, vibrates) 806 00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:25,528 I gotta go. 807 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:28,948 You're not going anywhere. 808 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:39,042 (indistinct radio chatter) 809 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,503 -Hey. -Hey. 810 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:42,796 Darius won't answer. I didn't see if 811 00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:44,005 he ever went inside the house, 812 00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:45,757 but Erik is definitely still in there. 813 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,926 All right, good. Maybe Darius is 814 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:49,678 still just stuck in traffic. 815 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:50,845 -(phone vibrating) -Who's that calling? 816 00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:51,930 Darius. 817 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:55,225 Darius? Hello? Are you all right? 818 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:58,186 We each have something that belongs to the other. 819 00:32:58,269 --> 00:33:01,147 Just bring it back and everything will be okay. 820 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:02,732 Speak. 821 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,359 DARIUS: May, just-just do as he says. 822 00:33:04,442 --> 00:33:06,111 He's got me in his room. 823 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,612 He's-he's gonna kill me. 824 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,910 Doesn't seem like anyone else is inside. 825 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:16,162 We shut down the street at both ends. 826 00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:17,455 Now, hopefully one of the other roommates 827 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:19,624 will show up and give us the layout inside. 828 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:22,085 I put in a request for HRT and SWAT, 829 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,087 but I'm not sure they're gonna make it here in time. 830 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,131 How desperate do you think this kid is? 831 00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:28,299 Well, last step of his plan was escape. 832 00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:31,511 Whatever he was gonna do, seems like he was hoping 833 00:33:31,594 --> 00:33:32,595 to make it out alive. 834 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:35,640 Oh, he was headed to Mexico. 835 00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:37,934 -He know we're outside? -Unfortunately, yes. 836 00:33:38,018 --> 00:33:40,854 Great. So we lost the element of surprise, too. 837 00:33:40,937 --> 00:33:42,981 You know, I would feel better 838 00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:46,234 if he was talking to someone who'd had training. 839 00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:48,778 He is. 840 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:51,448 Erik, I am sorry that I stole your book. 841 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:54,159 It's your property, and that can be upsetting for you. 842 00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:56,911 ERIK: You don't know anything. I had plans. 843 00:33:56,995 --> 00:33:58,747 Big plans, and you ruined them. 844 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:00,415 So now I got a new plan. 845 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:01,666 Which is? 846 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,335 Kill your boyfriend, 847 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:05,545 and break your pathetic little heart. 848 00:34:05,628 --> 00:34:07,630 You're not mad at Darius, Erik. 849 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:09,966 -He is not the one you want to hurt. -Huh? 850 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,301 Oh, you're offering to take his place? 851 00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,094 The police would never let that happen. 852 00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:14,471 Surprisingly honest. 853 00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:16,723 -I try to be. -Oh, no, that is a lie. 854 00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:18,767 Girls like you are all liars! 855 00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:20,393 You know, they say they want a nice guy like me, 856 00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:21,519 but that's not true. 857 00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:23,396 What they really want is some macho jackass 858 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,607 to treat them like crap. Isn't that right, pretty boy? 859 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:27,025 I'm not like that, man. 860 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,235 Darius is a good guy. 861 00:34:29,319 --> 00:34:30,945 He hasn't done anything to you. 862 00:34:31,029 --> 00:34:32,655 He doesn't deserve this. 863 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:33,990 What about what I deserve? 864 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,533 What do you think you deserve, Erik? 865 00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:36,951 You have my book, don't you? 866 00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:39,204 That tells it all. 867 00:34:39,287 --> 00:34:40,413 Well, I'd rather get the information 868 00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:41,623 straight from the source. 869 00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:42,999 What do you want people to know about you? 870 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,376 I want people to know 871 00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:46,169 that I was brave enough to stand up 872 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:49,047 against the conspiracy to keep men down. 873 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,966 The mainstream media and the lies they peddle. 874 00:34:52,050 --> 00:34:54,094 Protecting pedophiles and prosecuting 875 00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:55,845 the true heroes of this country! 876 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:58,139 HRT is on the way, but it's at least 877 00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,016 -another 20 minutes for SWAT. -I'm not sure 878 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,185 Darius has that much time. 879 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,067 No way, he's spiraling. 880 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,152 He knows that his options are running out real soon. 881 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:12,278 Why do you say that? 882 00:35:12,362 --> 00:35:13,905 Erik's a creep, not an idiot. 883 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,615 But we just cannot risk going in there 884 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,576 without knowing where he is. 885 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:21,996 But what if we did know? If I could get him by a window? 886 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,916 Yeah, do it. You two, come with me. 887 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,292 ERIK: Are you even listening to me? 888 00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:27,460 I-I'm listening. 889 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:29,713 And thank you so much for educating me 890 00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:32,173 on these really important issues, Erik. 891 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:34,926 I wish we could continue this conversation. 892 00:35:35,010 --> 00:35:36,302 It's really helping me, 893 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:38,304 but I'm afraid we've run out of time. 894 00:35:38,388 --> 00:35:39,389 What does that mean? 895 00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:41,016 SWAT and HRT are here. 896 00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:42,267 They're taking over the scene. 897 00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:43,893 From now on it's just gonna be snipers 898 00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:45,687 and tactical teams running the show. 899 00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:46,896 That's bull. 900 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:48,398 Why didn't I hear them pull up? 901 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:52,152 When there's a hostage situation in a residential area, 902 00:35:52,235 --> 00:35:53,361 SWAT rolls cold. 903 00:35:53,445 --> 00:35:55,196 No lights, no sirens. 904 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,907 Darius knows what I'm talking about. 905 00:35:57,991 --> 00:35:59,117 May knows what she's talking about. 906 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,785 She was a 911 dispatcher for two years. 907 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,245 Why should I believe you? 908 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,164 You shouldn't. 909 00:36:04,247 --> 00:36:05,915 You're smarter than me, right? 910 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:10,920 Maybe you should just take a look for yourself. 911 00:36:20,430 --> 00:36:22,474 You son of a bitch! 912 00:36:22,557 --> 00:36:25,226 Drop your weapon! 913 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:28,146 Now. 914 00:36:30,815 --> 00:36:34,736 You come at me and I'll put you down. 915 00:36:34,819 --> 00:36:37,197 This is not how it was supposed to go. 916 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:42,827 It's not... 917 00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:45,330 It's not fair. 918 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:49,584 It's not fair. (sobbing) 919 00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:51,336 Please... 920 00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:55,298 Cuff him. 921 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:57,050 (stammers) Please, no, no, no, no. 922 00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:58,885 No, please stop. Ple-- 923 00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:02,097 I'm sor-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 924 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:03,473 I'm sorry! 925 00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,937 (indistinct radio chatter) 926 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:13,858 (helicopter passing) 927 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:24,703 (siren chirps) 928 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:28,581 Feeling okay? 929 00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:30,208 Still a little shook, but, um, 930 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,668 I'll be all right. 931 00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,878 I'm sorry I didn't warn you in time. 932 00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:35,922 It's my fault that you were in danger 933 00:37:36,006 --> 00:37:37,465 because I took his book. 934 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:41,302 Don't blame yourself for that lunatic's actions. 935 00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:42,679 You saved my life, May. 936 00:37:42,762 --> 00:37:44,139 You saved a lot of lives. 937 00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:47,600 Just doing my job. My old job. 938 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:50,729 It's kind of crazy how you just took that guy down with a phone. 939 00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:53,481 (laughs) Yeah, I-I had great training. 940 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:55,608 It was badass. 941 00:37:55,692 --> 00:37:58,111 You know I wouldn't blame you if you had second thoughts 942 00:37:58,194 --> 00:38:00,238 -about moving back here. -Are you kidding? 943 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:01,573 Look, I've realized that there's no place 944 00:38:01,656 --> 00:38:03,908 I'd rather be than here. 945 00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:08,705 (May chuckles) 946 00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:17,505 (goat bleating) 947 00:38:17,589 --> 00:38:19,507 (whooping) 948 00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:23,178 Aah! 949 00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:25,680 You know, I thought this place was gonna be lame, 950 00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:27,932 but it's actually kind of cool. 951 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,101 Since when do I take you to lame places? 952 00:38:30,185 --> 00:38:33,229 The dentist, the doctor, school. 953 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:35,648 (chuckles) You're an ungrateful child. 954 00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:38,568 -Can I get a turkey leg? -Yeah. 955 00:38:40,111 --> 00:38:42,489 Here, get three. 956 00:38:42,572 --> 00:38:43,948 And bring back two. 957 00:38:44,032 --> 00:38:46,409 Look, swords. 958 00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:50,205 Now, rise, Dame Dottie the Dutiful. 959 00:38:50,288 --> 00:38:52,207 Dutiful? 960 00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:53,667 I know I'm a knight now, 961 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,001 but can't it be something different? 962 00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:57,087 Like Dottie the Magnificent? 963 00:38:57,170 --> 00:38:58,546 It's your fantasy. 964 00:38:58,630 --> 00:38:59,964 It can be whatever you want it to be. 965 00:39:00,048 --> 00:39:02,300 Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. 966 00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:04,260 ALL: Huzzah! 967 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,429 (cheering) 968 00:39:08,306 --> 00:39:10,225 Oh, hey, uh, what do you think? 969 00:39:10,308 --> 00:39:12,435 -Uh, it's a little small for you. -Uh-huh. 970 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:13,687 It's for Jee-Yun. 971 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:15,772 Oh. Your sister's gonna kill you. 972 00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:17,691 That's what being an uncle is all about. 973 00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:19,234 No, I just-- 974 00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:22,112 I figured it's never too soon for her to learn 975 00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:23,863 that girls can be heroes, too. 976 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:26,533 Facts. You should probably get her 977 00:39:26,616 --> 00:39:29,077 -one of these little shields, too. -Yes. 978 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,246 -How 'bout this one right here? -There you go. 979 00:39:31,329 --> 00:39:32,914 -Oh, oh. You're in, huh? -Don't come for me. 980 00:39:32,997 --> 00:39:34,290 -Don't come for me! -You're in. Come on, come on! 981 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:36,751 Good to see you back on your feet, sir. 982 00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:38,503 No kidding. Don't know how this whole operation 983 00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:39,921 didn't fall apart without me. 984 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:41,464 Right. 985 00:39:43,258 --> 00:39:46,302 My letter of resignation. No offense, but 986 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,221 working for you is just too stressful. 987 00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:50,682 I understand. Not everyone's built for my pace. 988 00:39:50,765 --> 00:39:52,392 There's one more thing. 989 00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:55,812 A letter of recommendation. 990 00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:57,564 I was hoping you would sign it. 991 00:39:57,647 --> 00:39:59,524 "He's a real lifesaver"? 992 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:03,028 Hand me a pen. 993 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:14,497 RITA: How long do we have? 994 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:16,166 They said they were releasing me after lunch. 995 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:18,209 Good. 996 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:25,675 That should be more than enough time. 997 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,554 -(TV playing) -You know what? You're right. 998 00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:31,348 This does feel like a movie theater. 999 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:33,308 CHIMNEY: And the snacks are so much cheaper. 1000 00:40:33,391 --> 00:40:34,893 (Maddie laughs) 1001 00:40:34,976 --> 00:40:36,644 So how long are we gonna be able to convince ourselves 1002 00:40:36,728 --> 00:40:38,772 that this is a sustainable way to live? 1003 00:40:38,855 --> 00:40:40,940 As long as we need to. 1004 00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:44,235 When the right dream house presents itself, we'll know. 1005 00:40:46,905 --> 00:40:48,823 But in the meantime, 1006 00:40:48,907 --> 00:40:50,867 this is a pretty great fantasy, too. 1007 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:54,871 -Oh. -Oh... 1008 00:40:54,954 --> 00:40:56,790 You see it? You see it? 1009 00:40:56,873 --> 00:40:58,875 -It's so cute. -Oh, that is so cute. 1010 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:01,503 How can you not think that's cute? 1011 00:41:02,545 --> 00:41:05,131 CARLA: So how long do you plan on standing guard out here? 1012 00:41:05,215 --> 00:41:07,384 Just until they get inside. 1013 00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:09,552 And we can hang out in the car after. 1014 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,763 It's a chaperoned school function. 1015 00:41:11,846 --> 00:41:14,057 He's not shipping out for a year-long tour. 1016 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,642 (both laugh) 1017 00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:16,726 When you know you're having kids, 1018 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:18,103 you have all these expectations 1019 00:41:18,186 --> 00:41:19,562 of what life's gonna be like, you know? 1020 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:21,356 The milestones. 1021 00:41:21,439 --> 00:41:24,567 The first words, first steps... 1022 00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,277 First crush. 1023 00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:27,904 (laughs) 1024 00:41:29,739 --> 00:41:33,410 Then they tell you your kid's gonna be different, 1025 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:36,746 and he's gonna have challenges other kids don't. 1026 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:40,291 They warn you to manage your expectations. 1027 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,919 All those milestones start to seem like 1028 00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,212 a stupid fantasy. 1029 00:41:44,295 --> 00:41:45,964 CARLA: Looks like that fantasy's 1030 00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:48,341 turning into a reality. 1031 00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:50,301 (sighs) 1032 00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:52,095 How's that feel? 1033 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,889 -Pretty damn good. -(Carla chuckles) 1034 00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,475 Yeah. Well, the school says 1035 00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:59,477 this is gonna last three hours. 1036 00:41:59,561 --> 00:42:01,146 Hmm. 1037 00:42:01,229 --> 00:42:03,565 Wait, wait, are you calling for a ride home, 'cause... 1038 00:42:03,648 --> 00:42:06,943 And miss this milestone? Hell no. (chuckles) 1039 00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:09,404 I'm ordering takeout. How you feel about dim sum? 1040 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:13,158 (both laugh) 1041 00:42:13,241 --> 00:42:14,951 BOBBY: With everything May and Darius have been through, 1042 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:17,287 I don't mind waiting for dinner, but how much longer? 1043 00:42:19,247 --> 00:42:22,792 I think they're almost done. 1044 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:24,002 How are you feeling about all this? 1045 00:42:24,085 --> 00:42:26,421 Seeing my daughter safe and happy 1046 00:42:26,504 --> 00:42:29,382 is a dream come true. 1047 00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:32,969 There is nothing quite like being young and in love. 1048 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:35,263 Or just in love. 1049 00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:36,723 Mm. 1050 00:42:41,936 --> 00:42:44,856 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 1051 00:42:44,939 --> 00:42:47,942 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 74943

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