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Today is the last day that my step cousin is in town.

It's been an amazing summer, but I still don't know if he likes me the same way

I do or not.

Yesterday I wanted to take a shower and I bumped into him inside the bathroom.

He was completely naked.

I have to take a shower. I have to go to work.

And, like, have this.

Oh. Well, I'm about to go to school.

Uh, no.

That's what we do.

I'm not getting out.

Hey,

what's the matter?

What? Thanks. You're welcome. What's the matter?

Yeah. What?

These scary movies now these days.

Doesn't do anything at all. Back in our day, we saw piss, ass, blood,

gore.

I'm scared.

This is painful.

This is putting me to sleep.

Dad, this is scary.

Yeah, yeah. Let me put a lower key so you get more scared.

Oh, man, I'm scared.

That's a little bit... a little bit scary.

Oh, man.

She's gonna get it.

Isn't that scary? Seriously?

Yeah.

You're awful.

I'm actually laughing.

We didn't even listen to you guys.

I saw that coming.

Huh.

It's unfortunate for our... What an idiot.

Well, uh... There's a protagonist there, the person that's supposed to survive.

And there... There's a jump scare.

Wouldn't you agree they just don't like scary movies like they used to?

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

I can't even look at you guys.

This is scary.

Are you both still watching the movie?

Yeah. Yep.

I mean, these movies, they're just so predictable.

They're not even scary.

Awful.

Well, at least they have one more interest back in the day.

Wow. Much better things back in the day.

Yeah, that's me. Really?

Yeah.

Wimps.

Yeah, we are.

Yeah, that's me.

Yeah, well, you chose this woman.

Dad, I don't know why you're being so mean to me.

When were you ever nice to me?

All the time. All the time. I did everything for you. I am all for it.

So -called scary movie because of you.

Who's in it?

Anybody we know?

No, because we don't know anything.

Well, that's great.

Yeah.

This is the movie I chose.

Uh, yeah.

You said that we could choose this.

Yeah.

Oh, you write what you want.

Next time you can choose it, Dad. All right, we're doing Psycho.

Okay, I'll be there.

Okay.

Yeah,

okay.

There we go.

So, David, how is, uh, you still going to school? You're working? What are you

doing now, David?

Yeah, um, yeah, I'm still going to school. I'm studying. Uh, what are you

studying again?

prerequisites right now. I still haven't figured out a manager.

Okay. You dating anyone?

Got a girlfriend, anything?

No, no, not yet.

Oh.

Uh, probably more entrepreneurial or maybe, uh,

uh, business management.

Oh, yeah. Business management. Everyone does.

I'm leaning more towards accounting now because Max just seems tough.

Finish that.

Well, you're not really making sense right now.

Well... But just keep at it. You'll figure it out someday.

Well, I'm sure I will.

I hope so.

We don't got too high expectations for you, but maybe you'll surprise us.

Maybe.

Well, I don't know. That's just... I'm trying to ask while I'm studying.

Well, at least I got the sweetest daughter. I mean, she can be a pain, but

uh... Thanks, Daddy.

Yeah, she, uh, she's improved a lot on her skills. Let me tell you, David.

Aw.

Awesome.

She's very focused. When she dives into something, she just, she really gives it

her all.

Uh -huh.

Would you agree?

Yeah. Yes, I would. Okay.

What did you do to get such a big house?

In -depth stocks.

Really? Yes. You know anything about it?

What's your business magic?

Accounting guy?

I know a little bit about tickers and business

cycles and just the basics.

Really? The basics are going to get you nowhere. You're never going to get this

house. I mean, look at this. I got everything I want.

I have a beautiful daughter.

Uh -huh. I've got cars.

Yeah, I've got watches. I have it all, David.

Oh. Whatever I want. David, hold this goddamn blanket.

Oh. Thank you.

Well, what kind of, what kind of socks would you say?

Oh, you wouldn't understand.

Maybe one day when you're focused, I'll take you out for lunch and I'll explain

everything to you.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Sounds like fun.

Yeah, it does.

It does.

Are you having fun right now? Are you having fun watching this scary movie?

Yeah, this was a scary movie, all right.

Could be scarier.

Are you watching still, sweetie?

Yes, daddy.

It's not that scary.

Get out of that blanket.

Jeez.

Dad. What?

You learn all the time.

Yeah, you just feel scared, aren't you? Mm -hmm.

Or you missed all the scary moments?

No, I didn't.

Yeah? I want him to sleep with me. I'm too scared.

You're going to get those nightmares again?

Yeah, I will have nightmares if I sleep alone.

David.

Please, please keep with her. Otherwise, she's just gonna scream and have

nightmares.

Will you do that, please?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Fine, do something good.

Good night.

Good night, Dad.

Good night.

Good night.

Nice kid. Thanks.

You like what you see, cuz?

Yeah, okay, cuz.

You ready?

Is this the best sleepover ever?

Yes it is.

Best sleepover ever. Oh my gosh.

Were you really scared during that movie?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, I'm really glad my dad let you sleep with me tonight.

Oh.

Thank you. You can be nice sometimes.

See you later.

See you.

I'm gonna need you to hold my hair.

If that's what you've been wanting to do.

Is this what you want? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Is that why you're not getting out of the shower?

Yeah.

Say goodnight, my little princess.

Goodnight, Daddy.

Goodnight. And David, thank you for sleeping with us.

Yeah, no worries.

You did something right for once.

Alright. Goodnight, Dad.

You both sleep tight.

You too.

Bye -bye.

Yeah, it feels so good.

We're waiting an awful weekend for this. Yeah.

You okay?

Mm -hmm.

Mhm.