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Hell yeah, we're fucking kissing. I don't even know.

I'm a kisser, not a hater.

You guys are kind of matching. This is nice.

Was this planned at all?

No. I wasn't going to say yes, but... Conflicting answers here. Well, I saw

at the top of my clothes, and I was like, it's a huge skirt.

It is ready. She just wanted to match me, that's all.

I think you got ready after her, actually.

I didn't see you in your outfit yet. Fair enough. It was unplanned.

Completely unplanned, just like this scene is completely unplanned. That's

correct. We've got nothing, no script, no nothing. We're just kissing, fucking,

all the fun stuff.

And sucking.

And sucking.

I'll let you guys introduce yourselves. Mr.

I'm K .P. Hill.

Excellent. And?

Dharma Jones.

Beautiful.

Alright guys, you know the plan.

There is no plan.

Let's do it.

Your first mustache since you've been here.

Yeah, I don't think I've kissed anyone with a mustache in a really long time.

You have to let me know how it is. I tried.

Tickles. I like tickled folks.

Wow, look at those strong muscles. Do you think you're going to be able to

me up later?

At some point?

I'll do it over the bed, so if you fall, I'll do it over the bed.

Sweet.

Look, look how good they are. Perfect size, perfect little handful.

Oh, not much.

What?

Yeah?

Stand up.

I like these.

Yeah, they're pretty comfy. We'll come figure out a floor though. Comfy and

fancy.

My cump.

Let's just go all the way. I might as well. Get you fully naked.

It's kind of a thick cough.

My mouth is too small for your talk.

I like getting sloppy.

I might look like a nice girl, but...

It's

so fucking hard.

I like them hard.

You want that coconut oil?

Coconut oil is yummy.

I'm going to taste it later.

You went right in.

True coconut oil.

little bit of your eyes past it.

Does it?

Absently.

a lot of work today. Look at that.

Yummy.

My cold feet, Will. I feel so good.

Cool you off after cooking meat for us.

I'm about to hike you out in the shower.

Want to take a shower? Yeah.

I'm just going to get a hair tie.

Okay. I'll give you mine.

Wow.

We'll meet you. I'll be right back. Sweet.

Whoa.

Great stuff.

The show.

Jeez. I wanted to sell that. I wanted to sell that.

I'm working for it. You can't be perfect every time.

It's impossible.

Not impossible. Improbable. Very.

but as soon as... I feel like I can't do it when you just move.

Do you want to pick up? I was going to pick you up, but I was against the

window, but we were so fucking slippery over here.

Good idea.

Yeah, I was going to say, oh shit, I see him.

Watch the come off of my nose.

It's a little white bush.

It's a little white bush.

You've got to bottle it up. Yeah. Sell it.

It was pretty quick. It was. It was pretty close.

These guys don't have an idea of what a bad team is yet, so. I don't know.

At least they'll be out.

I like the sandwiches.

I like the sandwiches.

Oh, it's time to eat.

Yeah. I have to finish my yogurt.

What do you have in there? What do you got?

What do you got for a month?

Probably... Oh, no.

Does that smell really good in this room?

Yeah, it's fire.

Not gonna lie, yeah.

Oh, damn, y 'all. That was hot shit.

You appreciate it?

Thank you.

Thank you for the jamboree.

Oh, yeah.

Perfect Disney pool.

Alright, thanks. Everyone here was perfect.

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I was hoping that air kicked on quick enough for you.

I hate this fucking ceiling light.

Flip it over for a second.

I was reaching for it down the line yesterday.

I'm going to dry off just a little bit because I'm going to dribble on you so

much.

Sorry.

That's a heater so far though.

Great stuff.

What?

That's a killer head.

So for those positions, if you want to finish like that, just do it over here.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you want to come on my bush or my ass or my tip?

Probably come... Probably missionary would be the best.

Then you can just come on my bush.

That'll be the first one.

How'd that look?

That was lame.

I've never really done that.

For me, I've done...

Two facials, one on my ass.

That's a heater. All right, take a little quick five.

Okay. Yeah, get some water.

I don't even want to stay hard.

It's just coming, dear.

It got hot.

Mm -hmm.

That's all I can think about. Good luck, cardio.

I will say though, not nearly as bad as yesterday.

Jasmine liked it though.

Well, if I didn't have to, like, be ready for another scene, like, I could

all sweaty and gross.

I don't want to have to get ready all over again.

Is it going to bother you if I turn this on for a second? Oh, wait.

There's a remote somewhere.

For what? Oh, no, it's fine.

Darn.

Something to go three for three, no cut.

Did you find it? No, it's not in there.

Well,

that would be off camera.

That is true.

That is very true.

Technical.

Not too bad.

Oh yeah, that's my stuff that's under there.

I was hiding it.

Jesus. He was here super late last night.

Yeah.

How many do you have?

Two.

Every girl has two today, and then there's a solo.

Like I have solo?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, yeah, that would make more sense.

with the AC on the roofs here.

What do you mean? Like, all the AC units here on the roof. Is it that way in

California?

Um, I usually see units on the ceiling.

They detect it there on, like, the houses.

But when I came out here, I was like, what the fuck is the AC? And then, like,

they have the compensation drips all around the perimeter of the house. So,

like, walk around the fucking side and get dripped on.

It's so easy when you don't.

I know, when you're just, like, having sex with someone in the moment. Oh, my

God. Like, emotional attachment is so underrated. Yeah.

So underrated.

Yeah, we asked jazz if she can find her or if she knows where the remote is.

Oh,

no worries.

Alright, we can go.

Oh,

you're ready to almost come?

We'll give it a shot.

You want me to face the window?

Just that, you can pick up where you left off.

Right here on the end. Yeah, it was like a... You were a doggy, though.

Oh.

I can't remember.

Probably like five seconds.

You were a doggy off the bed right here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Are you close? Do you want to edge off?

Yeah, yeah.

And I'll probably have you put your feet on the ground. That was a weird angle

for me.

Okay.

Let's do... Okay.

We can do that, and then I'll just flip you right over. Yeah, you can flip me.

Okay. When you do that, try to come over the corner of the bed.

Okay.

Yeah,

just get as close as you can real quick, and then we'll pick up.

Oh, dude, yeah, it's fucking hot, man. I don't know how much cooler it is

outside. Probably not at all.

I wonder if they're universal, because there's one in your room. There is one.

And there's one in Cody's room.

Universal fan.

Haha!