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You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Oh, this must be

ours.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

Pain in the ass, you know that?

Make yourself, like, right at home, right?

It's bad enough.

We have to share a room.

Oh, we have to share a room? Come on. It's not going to be that bad.

No? We are not going to be even here. In between the sightseeing and beach.

Well, lame.

It's not that bad.

Well, what is your problem? Why are you so mad?

Because my mom and your stupid dad... but don't bring me my boyfriend.

All I wanted to do on this vacation was get take down.

Well, yeah, good luck with that.

You could fuck me instead.

What?

You're cute enough and I have seen your dick before.

Wait a minute, what?

When did you saw my dick?

You know, you were changing clothes and you left the door closed.

I've left the doors open?

And you've been watching at me?

No, but... It was right there, so... You are supposed to... I

don't know what to say.

You can't do that. That's just weird.

What? I wasn't not gonna look. It was right there.

You really do have a family fetish, don't you?

So, what if I do?

Come on, it could be fun.

You know, he would get drunk and at my birthday.

Then go to some stupid museum.

You're just messing with me, right?

No.

I would totally fuck you.

You would?

Mm -hmm.

And what about your boyfriend?

Well, he's not here, but you are.

Come on.

I don't think it's a good idea.

It's still weird.

Why?

I think I see my stepsister.

That's why.

I'm not saying that I don't like you.

You like it?

I can touch it?

Can I hold hands?

Still a man.

Thank you, Will.

Oh.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Bye.

Uh huh.

Whoa.

I want it so much.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Now we go around to sightsee and the beach, huh? Yeah, it's fine.

Works for me too.