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I mean, I'm just going to follow Jesus' ways.

Follow Jesus' ways.

Yeah. I don't even know what kind of notes to take here.

You have a... Yeah, Jesus.

Yeah, well, hey, he doesn't, right? Yeah, he's a man.

Are you religious?

Yeah, I am. I'm a little religious.

Did you go to Catholic school, too?

You know, I didn't, but I follow the ways of Jesus, and Sidney and I are kind

similar. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah.

So, yeah, do you have a boyfriend or anything?

Yeah. Yeah?

Okay. We're going to get married.

Oh, you're going to get married. Yeah. Of course. Why wouldn't you?

Copyright. Uh -huh.

Okay. I can't wait. Wow. I'm actually really, really, really excited. I can't

wait. Really? Yeah.

I'm excited, too. I'm excited for you. That's great stuff.

I tell you what, let me, I'm just going to kind of work on a little bit of

shoulders here and just go see if I can find any tension or tightening, any

knots.

Just kind of a little pretty thing. No worries. Lean back a little bit. Okay.

Yeah. There you go. Just like that.

Everything comfortable? You seem like you're in a good mood.

Yeah. I graduated Catholic school.

I know. Yeah.

I know.

Okay.

That's good.

All right. Let me give you this towel and go ahead and get changed.

And call me. I'll be in here. Just call me when you're ready, okay? Okay. I

will.

What are you doing?

It's just a massage.

It's just a little wrap.

Oh my god, what are you doing?

Um... You... You can't be doing that.

Listen.

There's no listening.

Put it away.

I haven't even seen a penis before.

Really? Yeah.

Put it away, please.

It's okay.

It's not okay.

Here, I'll take my shirt off, make you feel more comfortable.

Put your shirt back on. It's not doing anything.

Why don't you sit next to me and we can talk this out?

I'm not sitting next to you. You know that Jesus is watching you right now,

right? And he's probably not happy at how you're treating your fellow man.

You're not put on... Do you know that Jesus says to treat people kindly?

I am treating you kindly, but that's absurd.

Well, I'm just... I am just saying that you're watching.

Why don't you just come sit next to me? Don't worry. Just sit next to me, okay?

I don't want you to fall off the bed and get hurt.

I'm not going to fall off the bed. Well, do you, have you, when's the last time

you were on a massage table? I know these things. I work here.

Just, just sit down.

My boyfriend's sitting here any minute.

Ooh, that's right.

Oh, oh no.

That would be really awkward if he walked in and saw you doing this.

I know you're not, but it looks like you are.

I mean, you're sitting here with my penis out, and you're naked.

You're the one that has the penis out. He probably wouldn't understand it. I

wouldn't understand it. You're sitting here with my penis out, and you're

You're the one that has the penis out. He probably wouldn't understand it. I

wouldn't understand it.

I mean, I remember my last girlfriend, we broke up over this exact thing.

Over this exact thing.

The star person pointing a peanut out?

Yep, exact same thing. And, you know, we were supposed to get married and it

never happened.

No dog, no family, no house on the farm.

You know, don't worry, he won't know. He won't know as long as... He won't know

what? Well, that's where you come in. The sooner that we kind of finish this,

then the sooner you get to leave.

What do I have to do to make this over with?

Well, I just, I would like...

Well,

first off, take this. You look like Jesus with this towel on.

What's wrong with Jesus?

Nothing's wrong with Jesus, but are you saying you're as good as Jesus?

Exactly. So lose the towel.

Lose the couch. There you go. There you go.

Now, it's okay. Listen.

Listen to me. Do you know what happened to me last night as I was praying before

I went to sleep?

What?

Jesus said to me he said tomorrow a beautiful girl is going to come into

work and She is going to need your help. And I said Jesus I said listen I said

Jesus what can I do to help this girl?

Said she's got a boyfriend and they're gonna get married. They're gonna have a

wonderful life together Said that's wonderful.

But how can I help and he said well, she doesn't know the ways of sexuality

sexuality

So, I'm just trying to teach you. This is my help and you wouldn't be here.

He put us in this spot.

Really? Yeah. I know it's crazy. I was freaked out about it. When I was taking

my penis out of my pants, I thought, this feels wrong.

But Jesus said, he spoke to me. Have you had Jesus speak to you?

Yes. So you know. He said, Ryan, this is right.

She needs your help.

Their relationship needs your help. And I said.

For the good of this girl. And for their beautiful relationship.

I will let her.

I will let her. Touch my penis.

I will.

It's okay. Here.

Just nice and slow. Move your arm.

There you go.

See.

And don't worry, like, if you feel uncomfortable about any of it,

And you can just say anything you need to say.