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You're watching a vivid feature presentation.

You start by licking the base.

Very soft.

And then harder.

Well, how do you know when to do it harder?

You'll know.

Well, how?

By the way he moves.

I think I'd better take notes on this. No, you'll remember.

When you see that you're driving him crazy.

And then you go down the shaft slowly.

Using lots of lips and lots of tongue.

So slowly it gives him goosebumps.

And so slowly that he begs you for more.

Take it in your hand, Amy.

Jerk it.

That's right.

I'm only here to help you. To teach you.

Laura can only go so far.

Can I put it in my mouth?

Be my guest.

But watch your teeth.

Watch me.

What are you staring at?

I don't know.

No, come on. Tell me.

I

don't

know.

Sweet.

Oh, God, your cock feels so great, Doug.

Hold up.

What is this?

Supposed to be fun? Oh, no.

It's supposed to be good for you.

Come on, I'll race you to the top.

My whole life's uphill.

Keep running.

Hey, wait up.

Hey, I haven't seen you for five years.

Can't we catch up before I drop dead?

So, how's married life?

Comfortable.

Comforting.

Boring.

How's single life?

It gets really lonely.

You're really tired of waking up alone every morning.

You know, sometimes I wonder if we're all just better off being alone.

You're only saying that because you've got somebody.

I haven't thought about him in a long time. It is so. Look.

Can you tell from the back?

Honey, I could tell that man in the dark.

It's not him. And besides, I invented him.

Fine.

He'll be my dream lover then.

Ow!

Tell me just where it hurts, Amy.

Oh, it hurts all over.

Especially right here.

Why, Amy, I never thought you'd let me inside.

It's been a long time.

You got married?

Well, I've never cheated on Dad.

you

Thank you.

Nothing's broken.

You might get a bad bruise and probably some swelling.

Are you sure you're all right?

Never better.

When we get home, pack it in ice right away.

Pack what in ice?

Come on.

Thanks.

Yes, I did beep you.

Yes, as soon as I got in.

I can't believe you asked me that.

Oh, come on.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you know what? That makes two of us. Look, I just called you to let you know

that I got in okay.

All right? Yeah.

Yeah, see ya.

Yeah, bye.

Ugh!

I don't want to hear it.

Despite what you think, being single is not so glamorous.

Oh, come on. I bet you can get any guy you want.

But I don't want any guy.

I want one very special guy. Oh, God.

Besides, don't you know by now that men are only after two things?

Pussy and money.

And unfortunately, I've got both.

Still the same old cynical Laura.

Oh, and still the same old naive Amy.

I've got to get going.

Oh, you got a meeting?

No, I've got to take some head shots for the corporate brochure. So, I'll see

you later.

Oh, gee, I'm so impressed.

Don't be.

Tell the same old me.

Okay. Bye -bye.

Bye.

All right.

You sit back in the chair a little bit. Square up your shoulders.

There you go.

I need you to tilt your head over a little bit.

Towards me, right over here.

Perfect. Okay.

On three, I'm shooting.

One, two, three.

One more shot.

Right there.

Perfect.

On three.

One, two, three.

Good. You look good.

Thanks. We're done.

Next.

Hi, I'm Laura.

Hi, Laura. Bill.

Right here? Yeah, go ahead and have a seat. Let me get you all settled in

Can you put your legs the other way?

There we go.

Okay. And tilt your head a little towards me. Let me show you here.

Hi. Hi.

Okay. Right there. Soft hair.

Strong hands.

Thanks.

Okay.

Perfect. Right there.

Looks good.

Perfect. Okay.

Wow. You know, with the light coming through just like that.

You look just... You know, is that light a little too harsh on me? I can feel it

kind of burning. No, it looks great. You look really good. Wait, should I check

my lipstick real quick?

Your lipstick is perfect.

All right?

Sorry. You ready?

Yes. Okay, keep moving.

I'll straighten you up again.

Okay. Sorry. All right. Okay, right there.

Okay. Good. I won't move it.

Okay.

Great. On three, we're shooting.

One.

Two. Three.

Okay, on this one, on three, say cheese. I want to see a good smile.

One, two, three. Cheese.

Good.

Good.

I can't remember the last time I've done this.

Walk or go out with the hired help?

Go out, period.

I really can't remember the last time I went out on a date.

This is a date?

Isn't it?

How come you never go out on dates?

No time.

Crazy work hours.

Did you know that your eyes... Oh.

Oh, my eyes.

Your eyes.

Let me tell you about my eyes. Let me tell you what I always hear about my

I hear how my eyes sparkle when I laugh.

How sensual they are.

And how sexy they are.

I hear that they look like big brown chocolate kisses.

Heard them all.

Do guys really say that? You know, Bill, I think I've actually heard every

pickup line in creation.

I've got one you haven't heard.

Try me.

It's about your head.

I'm sad.

You can tell a person's fortune by feeling their head.

Oh, mine is very bumpy.

That's good, though. It means you're a very sexual person.

Only you're trying to hide it.

Denying it. Oh, you're making all of this up.

It sounds good, doesn't it?

It feels good, too.

Thank you.

Your eyes scare me.

Why?

Because they see things in me that I don't want you to see.

So far so good.

And he's not a creep.

Not yet.

If Bill really gets to know me, he might not like me anymore.

Don't be stupid.

I think I'm going to cool it for a while.

Pull back and see what happens.

Suck them both.

Like what?

You know what I mean.

Hello.

What are you doing here?

Seems like I never left.

Why so shy?

Don't forget I've seen it all.

You haven't changed.

Yes, I have to change.

I've grown up.

You're still the same, Laura.

Get too close and she pushes you away.

Bad dream?

No, not exactly.

No, not at all. I don't mind you calling me on my car phone.

No, it's just coming.

I mean, going to work.

What's up?

Oh, sure, I should have those proofs by about 10 .30, and then I'll messenger

them over to you as soon as I get them, all right? How's that?

Okay, bye -bye.

Bill.

Can you cut it out, please? I've got to get to work.

Come on.

I can make you scream in two minutes.

That's right, Bill. I'm going to scream any minute if you don't listen to me.

Please, stop it.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

Jeez.

No, Bill.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

I know I've been a real shit lately.

That's putting it politely. I just think that we've been seeing too much of each

other, and I really need some space right now.

What's so funny?

It's just that I was thinking the opposite.

Laura, I was just about to ask you if you wanted to move in together.

No.

Bill I'm not ready for that at all.

I'm really sorry. I don't know what to say Yeah, so that always seems to be the

problem Huh well, you know where to find

me if you want me, okay

Hello?

Bill?

Is that you?

Oh, it's you.

Disappointed?

I brought a friend along.

I hope you don't mind.

Bill?

You told me all about you.

Now I know all your thoughts.

Why don't you show us my favorite soft spot?

It's as soft and creamy as you said, Bill.

Too bad she doesn't let anybody inside.

Oh, yes, I do.

Not inside your cut. Inside here.

Come on, Bill.

She has no heart.

Yes, I do.

Hello?

Hear the echo?

She has no heart.

Amy, why do relationships get so fucked up?

You're asking me?

Doug and I were miles away in the same bed.

That's exactly what I mean.

You two were so in love once. What happened?

Girlfriend, don't you know that just shit happens?

No, so tell me, girl.

You should have bitch -cold my hair.

Ow!

Look, cheating's just a way of life, you know?

Guys are like that no matter how good you treat them, no matter how much you

give them. It's never enough.

You know, it's a pain in the butt.

But what are we going to do?

We're helpless, basically.

I know. Men think with their cocks.

God, they're such scums.

Well, at least I have other diversions.

So you have been having an affair.

Oh, I have lots of lovers.

Bitch, I can't believe that you didn't tell me.

I'll show you.

No wonder your suitcase was so heavy. Look at this one.

Oh, my God.

How do you get that thing inside?

This one with a very large shoehorn.

Here, look at this one. This is my favorite.

Why do you have all this?

Why, is there something wrong with it?

No, not at all, but would you rather have a real man fuck you?

You know, I don't think I could cheat on Doug while we're still married.

Besides, another man would just complicate things more than they already

What do you call this?

Hey, these are there when I want them, when I need them.

They don't talk back.

They don't tell you you take too long to come.

And they sure as hell don't fall asleep in front of a TV set.

Yeah, but they can't hold you on a cold night either.

You know, Amy, sometimes I don't want to be held.

And this conversation is getting far too serious.

Amy, stop it. You're embarrassing me.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, look, look, look. We're there.

Oh, look.

They do that almost every night.

How come I've never seen it?

You're always working.

Can you believe it?

You look so good.

You'd do a little show for me, huh?

Would you?

Do a show?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Don't you like it?

Not that.

It's just that I like using my hands.

I like the texture of my own pussy.

I like to watch my cat lips clasp against the vibrator.

How deep do you put it?

As deep as you need.

What do you think about?

Oh, different things.

Or watching.

Sometimes I think about being made love to by this huge man with a huge cock.

A nameless faceless man.

Sometimes I just let myself go and don't think about anything at all.

Oh.

Are you shy?

Why don't you try this one?

Shy Amy.

I taught you.

Remember?

Oh, Amy.

Oh, Laura, you have such a beautiful pussy.

Can I try one of your dildos?

Yeah.

I'm glad your sinus wore off.

I thought this one's my favorite.

I'm going to be brave and try yours, I think, too.

I haven't used this one yet.

Can I quit?

You can rub it all the way down, too.

Right on my tits?

Oh, yeah.

Right in between your tits. Here, right in between your tits.

You're real slow.

Watch.

That's it, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Dreams are when you're in control.

Or when we like to be in control, don't we?

Yes.