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Thank you.

What would you like? Something strong or coffee?

Coffee is good.

You sure? That's enough for you? Yeah, what sort of coffee?

White? Americano?

Strong. Strong. Strong black.

Yep. Jolly good.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello there?

Hello?

Of course, I'm in.

You look kind of cute today, you know? Oh, thank you so much.

You don't look bad at all. Yeah, you bought that jeans in what kind of shop?

Yeah, I wanted to make an effort. But here you go, here's a fresh coffee for

you. Is this so?

Yes, it's just how you look here.

See you later.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, you slovenly cow!

You will serve me or not!

I've been standing here for five minutes. That other fella comes in, you

immediately! How about me?

I'm so sorry. What can I do for you? What about bloody kind two?

One strong black coffee and one very weak black coffee, please.

Of course.

And how much is that going to be?

Fifteen euros fifty.

Fifty? Sixty? Yep.

I can buy a bloody good hooker for that.

Fuck, I haven't got that sort of cash.

Put it on my account.

Okay, well, I mean, you can go and buy a bloody good hooker if you want to.

I just want two cups of coffee, thank you. For about half an hour I've been

asking. Here's one.

And here is the other, sir.

Freshly popped coffee for you.

Thank you very much and a bank time too.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry about that. It's humiliating, that is. But anyway, we're

And I've loved you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for the coffee. I hope the coffee isn't cold, you know, by

the time we get to it.

It should be all right, shouldn't it?

Thank you very much. Aww.

That's a lovely surprise. I never imagined it would be. I thought you'd be

another one to push me away.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much. Oh, you're lovely, yeah. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Take your comfy there, are you?

What's that?

oh you

never know where

it's been you might want to put it down you know it could be

Okay. Well, whatever you like.

Oh, it's a nice picture of Peter, isn't it? I love that picture.

Oh, lovely.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

oh i think i need a bit of help

oh okay well

whatever your idea is i'll go along with it thank you

Hello? I need your help.

Yes? Because I want to fuck with you and you don't have

an erection.

So maybe you want to help me please?

Oh my god.

Are you being serious?

One minute.

Okay.

Yeah, this is the small gentleman that came to my bar.

With that waitress.

Oh, I think she needs some help, I hope.

Oh,

I hope it's more help than you gave me over there.

Well, I only had a big bit.

Well, maybe eventually.

Yeah. Oh,

well, I can see that.

Oh, big cock.

Maybe next time I will help you.

That's going to keep me waiting.

Oh my

gosh.

Thank you.

It's okay.

Yes!

Oh, okay.

Oh.

You want to cry?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Maybe we should find therapy for him.

Oh, right. Oh,

yeah.

Right.

Yeah, push.

Push. Oh, yeah. Oh!

Oh, my God.

Amen. Amen.

Yes,

there you go.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

oh

Thank you.

Oh, no.

I'm in.

What a fucking missionary.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah.

oh oh

Oh, oh,

oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh.

Quick, quick, quick, quick.

Squeeze again, squeeze.

Don't do much of squeeze.

Oh, I told you, a tiny little drop. Look, I'm afraid.

Oh, yes, a bit, yes. A little tiny bit, oh.

Thank you, yes.

Thank you for coming to my cafe.

Oh, yes, thank you for the good service, yes.

Thank you for coming, my love.

Thank you very much.