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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,649 --> 00:00:12,189 2 VICE-CHANCELLOR: We are looking for information 2 00:00:12,289 --> 00:00:14,269 regarding this bracelet. 3 00:00:14,369 --> 00:00:16,309 ELISE: You still have that bracelet, right? 4 00:00:16,409 --> 00:00:17,828 SHEPHERD: You don't own one of these, do you? 5 00:00:17,928 --> 00:00:19,028 BARBARA: That cop's onto me. 6 00:00:19,128 --> 00:00:20,708 And I have to keep a very needy Rory happy 7 00:00:20,808 --> 00:00:21,828 to be the Doe. 8 00:00:21,928 --> 00:00:23,028 All we need to do is find the killer. 9 00:00:23,128 --> 00:00:24,348 So we're looking for a feminist 10 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:25,788 with keys to the therapy room. 11 00:00:25,888 --> 00:00:27,148 What the fuck?! 12 00:00:27,248 --> 00:00:28,468 ELISE: I thought you were the killers. 13 00:00:28,568 --> 00:00:29,908 You have keys to the women's therapy room. 14 00:00:30,008 --> 00:00:33,748 Two men killed! This is the feminist agenda at play! 15 00:00:33,848 --> 00:00:36,067 What were you saying about the boys calming down? 16 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:37,747 -ELISE: Did you see... -BARBARA: Yep. 17 00:00:37,847 --> 00:00:39,967 I guess she remembers us, then. 18 00:00:41,327 --> 00:00:43,627 PHOENIX: So, what do we see? 19 00:00:43,727 --> 00:00:45,067 Come on, we're all adults here. 20 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:47,107 We all have brains. We have thoughts and feelings. 21 00:00:47,207 --> 00:00:49,067 What are we seeing? 22 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:51,886 Women licking jam off a car? 23 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:53,786 Yes. 24 00:00:53,886 --> 00:00:55,626 Women licking jam 25 00:00:55,726 --> 00:00:57,026 off a car 26 00:00:57,126 --> 00:01:01,186 from Allan Kaprow's landmark happenings series 27 00:01:01,286 --> 00:01:02,986 from the 1960s. 28 00:01:03,086 --> 00:01:05,466 Yeah, so, when we describe 29 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,866 something as art, 30 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,505 we make art. 31 00:01:08,605 --> 00:01:09,665 FEMALE STUDENT: Mm. (LAUGHS) 32 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:13,505 Mm. and let's apply this to our own context. 33 00:01:13,605 --> 00:01:15,585 (CLICK!) 34 00:01:15,685 --> 00:01:17,305 -Ooh! -(STUDENTS MUTTER) 35 00:01:17,405 --> 00:01:19,405 Yeah, I know, I thought that might get your attention. 36 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:22,505 This is a raw, primal attack 37 00:01:22,605 --> 00:01:24,185 on toxic masculinity 38 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:27,704 so rarely seen in Australian culture. 39 00:01:27,804 --> 00:01:29,804 STUDENT: Mm. Mm. 40 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,824 (PHONE RINGS) 41 00:01:32,924 --> 00:01:33,824 PHOENIX: Yeah. 42 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:34,904 And then... 43 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:35,904 we have this... 44 00:01:36,004 --> 00:01:37,304 (PHONE CLICKS) 45 00:01:37,404 --> 00:01:40,304 ..I'd say immature, petulant, 46 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,744 -flaccid attempt... -(STUDENT LAUGHS) 47 00:01:42,844 --> 00:01:45,183 ..to curb feminine rage. 48 00:01:45,283 --> 00:01:47,283 It's gross. 49 00:01:47,843 --> 00:01:49,863 I could talk a lot more... 50 00:01:49,963 --> 00:01:51,963 (PHOENIX CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 51 00:01:54,603 --> 00:01:56,603 -Elise. Oh, sorry. -Ooh! 52 00:01:57,163 --> 00:01:59,163 Too close. I knew it. 53 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:03,382 Hey. Prue really wants you to come tonight. 54 00:02:03,482 --> 00:02:05,482 Oh, me? Why? 55 00:02:06,802 --> 00:02:08,302 Just be there. 56 00:02:08,402 --> 00:02:10,782 I wish someone was excited for me to go to a party. 57 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:12,902 I wonder if that flyer admits two. 58 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:14,462 I'm sure it does. 59 00:02:14,562 --> 00:02:16,222 Sorry, Ivan, I have to go. I need to find Barbara. 60 00:02:16,322 --> 00:02:18,061 -Sorry. Sorry. -Out of my way. 61 00:02:18,161 --> 00:02:20,301 IVAN: Oh, whoops! Oh, ow. 62 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:23,641 ? Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! ? 63 00:02:26,601 --> 00:02:27,981 ROACH: So we've abandoned the hotline 64 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,261 that was just overrun 65 00:02:29,361 --> 00:02:31,421 with, um, prank calls and, um... 66 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:32,781 Dick pics. 67 00:02:32,881 --> 00:02:36,260 ROACH: So we've set up a physical tip-off box as well. 68 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,540 And re last night, obviously, it's not ideal, 69 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,420 but we have arrested the students responsible 70 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,860 for the counter protest and for burning the effigy. 71 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,380 Yes, I called the Commissioner about that. 72 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,780 He's an old friend. 73 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,300 He's assured me that they'll be released this morning. 74 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,900 (SNIGGERS) 75 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,819 Sorry. Why? 76 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:58,539 They burnt a witch and spray-painted "Kill all women" 77 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,459 over the women's room entrance. 78 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:02,699 It's a clear escalation of threat! 79 00:03:02,799 --> 00:03:05,779 These terrified boys are rightly lashing out 80 00:03:05,879 --> 00:03:08,858 that no legitimate arrest has been made. 81 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:12,218 And what exactly are you going to do about this? 82 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:13,578 (VICE-CHANCELLOR PUTS PAMPHLET DOWN) 83 00:03:13,678 --> 00:03:14,778 SHEPHERD: Well, 84 00:03:14,878 --> 00:03:16,538 it's a party, so... 85 00:03:16,638 --> 00:03:17,658 -..bring a plate. -Shepherd! 86 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:19,058 VICE-CHANCELLOR: I beg your pardon! 87 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,818 It's ridiculous! We're trying to find a murderer. 88 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:24,578 This is the beginning of a gender war on campus. 89 00:03:24,678 --> 00:03:26,017 ROACH: We'll keep an eye on it. 90 00:03:26,117 --> 00:03:29,797 You will do the right thing and shut it down. 91 00:03:35,317 --> 00:03:37,257 (DOOR SHUTS) 92 00:03:37,357 --> 00:03:39,457 So I guess in the two years you two have been here 93 00:03:39,557 --> 00:03:40,857 you haven't had Friday night drinks. 94 00:03:40,957 --> 00:03:43,856 Oh, no, this is just standard bullshit from her. 95 00:03:43,956 --> 00:03:45,096 Everything's about optics. 96 00:03:45,196 --> 00:03:46,816 Honestly, her one priority 97 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:48,736 is placating those boys 98 00:03:48,836 --> 00:03:50,656 and their rich donor parents. 99 00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:53,496 Shutting down that party is not gonna keep the boys safe. 100 00:03:53,596 --> 00:03:55,496 I agree. 101 00:03:55,596 --> 00:03:57,216 But your job is funded by the board, right? 102 00:03:57,316 --> 00:04:00,016 So unless you want to go back to traffic duty, 103 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,695 I suggest that you stop wasting energy on it 104 00:04:02,795 --> 00:04:04,795 and just do what we're told. 105 00:04:08,355 --> 00:04:10,055 Fine. 106 00:04:10,155 --> 00:04:12,275 Why don't you just buy plain biscuits?! 107 00:04:14,155 --> 00:04:16,155 (DOOR THUDS) 108 00:04:18,914 --> 00:04:22,714 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 109 00:04:29,714 --> 00:04:32,694 (SIGHS) Personal space not really a thing in Scotland? 110 00:04:32,794 --> 00:04:35,893 England. What is it about me that's giving Scottish? 111 00:04:35,993 --> 00:04:38,773 This was here when I arrived. Scared the hell out of me. 112 00:04:38,873 --> 00:04:40,413 And I think it's a message from Prue. 113 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:41,653 I think she's gonna tell everyone 114 00:04:41,753 --> 00:04:43,533 that we're the ones who vandalised the statue. 115 00:04:43,633 --> 00:04:45,133 Blaide gave me this 116 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:47,893 and then she tapped on her nose in the same way that Prue did. 117 00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:50,093 This isn't from Prue. 118 00:04:50,193 --> 00:04:52,412 It's a sign from the college 119 00:04:52,512 --> 00:04:54,532 that they've finally picked Rory to be the Buck, 120 00:04:54,632 --> 00:04:58,532 which...which means I'm the Doe. 121 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,132 Why did they deliver it here? 122 00:05:00,232 --> 00:05:01,532 Surely they'd deliver it to your dorm room. 123 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:03,632 I get all my stuff sent here. 124 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,572 Oh, OK, OK. I'm-I'm happy for you. 125 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:08,012 But it doesn't take away from the fact 126 00:05:08,112 --> 00:05:09,331 that Prue knows something. 127 00:05:09,431 --> 00:05:10,891 She's probably gonna tell the police. 128 00:05:10,991 --> 00:05:12,131 OK, we'll go to the party. 129 00:05:12,231 --> 00:05:13,811 We'll find out what they know, what they want, 130 00:05:13,911 --> 00:05:15,371 and then I'll get ready for the ceremony. 131 00:05:15,471 --> 00:05:17,131 Deal. What time's the ceremony? 132 00:05:17,231 --> 00:05:21,091 (SIGHS) An officiant will let Rory and I know when it's time. 133 00:05:21,191 --> 00:05:22,411 -(PHONE RINGS) -Wait, aren't you guys fighting? 134 00:05:22,511 --> 00:05:23,891 BARBARA: No. 135 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,211 -He's obsessed with me. -(NOTIFICATION CHIMES) 136 00:05:25,311 --> 00:05:27,450 All I have to do is like his messages. 137 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:29,090 Ping! 138 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:30,650 He'll be fine. 139 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,750 OK. 140 00:05:35,350 --> 00:05:37,830 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 141 00:05:50,109 --> 00:05:52,249 -You waited. -Course, bruh. 142 00:05:52,349 --> 00:05:53,649 No worries. 143 00:05:53,749 --> 00:05:55,789 No man left behind. Hmm. 144 00:05:58,469 --> 00:05:59,849 Do you need a lift? 145 00:05:59,949 --> 00:06:01,408 -I've got space in my car. -It'll be fine. 146 00:06:01,508 --> 00:06:03,508 -Barbara's always late. -OK. 147 00:06:05,388 --> 00:06:07,388 (CLICKS PHONE) 148 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,328 RORY ON PHONE: Babz, it's me. I need you. 149 00:06:10,428 --> 00:06:11,688 I've accidentally done a hate crime. 150 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:12,768 I've set a witch on fire. 151 00:06:12,868 --> 00:06:14,168 They've arrested me. Call me back. 152 00:06:14,268 --> 00:06:16,268 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 153 00:06:30,267 --> 00:06:32,467 It's ridiculous. Like, they get all the funding and... 154 00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:35,566 Alright, gentle sirs. 155 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:36,606 This is Rory. 156 00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:38,446 He helped me witch-burn last night. 157 00:06:38,546 --> 00:06:40,886 Aren't you, like, captain of the Bucks? 158 00:06:40,986 --> 00:06:44,046 Uh, I guess. 159 00:06:44,146 --> 00:06:46,966 -By default. -So you're, like, an ultra-Chad? 160 00:06:47,066 --> 00:06:49,446 -Why are we working with a jock? -Dorian... 161 00:06:49,546 --> 00:06:51,566 Rory's friend was killed by the feminists. 162 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:53,965 That is why we're all here. 163 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,285 Look, I don't want any trouble. I can just... 164 00:06:56,385 --> 00:06:58,525 We're men's rights activists, 165 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:01,105 not basement-dwelling incels. 166 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:05,285 JARED: Alright. 167 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:07,605 Just sign there and you're... 168 00:07:07,705 --> 00:07:09,364 ..you're one of us. 169 00:07:09,464 --> 00:07:11,464 (CLEARS THROAT) 170 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:13,124 BARBARA: They have zero chill 171 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,564 when it comes to exclamation marks. 172 00:07:14,664 --> 00:07:15,724 ELISE: I hope we get in. 173 00:07:15,824 --> 00:07:18,264 (SCOFFS) Please. 174 00:07:22,464 --> 00:07:24,464 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 175 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:26,523 Name one feminist. 176 00:07:26,623 --> 00:07:28,123 One? OK, I can name so many. 177 00:07:28,223 --> 00:07:30,443 Uh, Simone de Beauvoir, obvs. 178 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:33,203 Um, bell hooks. 179 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:35,303 Yeah, OK. 180 00:07:35,783 --> 00:07:37,043 Beyonc�. 181 00:07:37,143 --> 00:07:39,143 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 182 00:07:41,943 --> 00:07:43,942 Yeah, OK. 183 00:07:49,022 --> 00:07:50,242 OK, so let's talk strategy. 184 00:07:50,342 --> 00:07:52,802 I think, obviously, I make a better good cop 185 00:07:52,902 --> 00:07:55,562 because my natural resting face is not as bitchy. 186 00:07:55,662 --> 00:07:57,162 PRUE: You fucks! 187 00:07:57,262 --> 00:07:58,842 ('SAFARI' BY SRIRACHA PLAYS) 188 00:07:58,942 --> 00:08:00,282 She's doing it. She's doing it! 189 00:08:00,382 --> 00:08:02,001 ? I'm lurking in the tall grass 190 00:08:02,101 --> 00:08:03,881 ? I'm the main bitch in the cast 191 00:08:03,981 --> 00:08:05,961 ? Think slow but speak fast... ? 192 00:08:06,061 --> 00:08:07,681 Hey, Blaide. 193 00:08:07,781 --> 00:08:10,341 -What do you want from us? -PRUE: What do you want? 194 00:08:11,981 --> 00:08:13,601 I remember you. 195 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,441 Yeah? You do? 196 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:17,281 Mm-hm. 197 00:08:17,381 --> 00:08:18,960 Yeah, but you don't know why we did it. 198 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,160 -You don't know the full story. -Elise! 199 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:22,560 It's free entertainment! 200 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:24,360 -That's a flippant way... -Why are you blackmailing us? 201 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,400 -..of describing a murder. -PRUE: I can help you. 202 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,500 Nose ring girl. 203 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,840 OK, seriously, 204 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:35,519 you two have some kind of bizarre nose ring connection? 205 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:38,039 Oh. OK, let me explain. 206 00:08:38,139 --> 00:08:39,559 I think maybe one day 207 00:08:39,659 --> 00:08:42,219 I asked her about her nose... 208 00:08:43,219 --> 00:08:45,439 Um, so, to be clear, 209 00:08:45,539 --> 00:08:49,879 you-you don't know, uh, who the killer is? 210 00:08:49,979 --> 00:08:52,338 -I-I do know. -Who? 211 00:08:53,818 --> 00:08:55,318 (PHONE RINGS) 212 00:08:55,418 --> 00:08:58,718 Oh, um, sorry, that must be mine. 213 00:08:58,818 --> 00:09:01,158 What are you so squirrelly about? 214 00:09:01,258 --> 00:09:04,678 She's waiting on a text. She's the Doe for Stephen's College. 215 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,038 PRUE: Blaide! 216 00:09:06,138 --> 00:09:08,138 Blaide. 217 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,797 Hey again, Blaide. 218 00:09:11,897 --> 00:09:15,837 -Hey. -Babe, we are in the presence... 219 00:09:15,937 --> 00:09:19,357 ..of the Stephen's College Doe! 220 00:09:19,457 --> 00:09:20,557 Oh! 221 00:09:20,657 --> 00:09:21,677 Wow. 222 00:09:21,777 --> 00:09:22,997 (PRUE AND BLAIDE SCOFF) 223 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:25,677 So welcoming. So inclusive. 224 00:09:25,777 --> 00:09:28,076 Yeah, being a woman doesn't give you an automatic feminist card. 225 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:31,196 Actually, I think it does. The ceremony is tradition. 226 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:32,836 So is sexism. (LAUGHS) 227 00:09:32,936 --> 00:09:35,236 Yeah, don't mistake men calling you hot 228 00:09:35,336 --> 00:09:36,756 and opening doors for you 229 00:09:36,856 --> 00:09:38,936 for, uh, actually being seen as a person. 230 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:41,876 And don't mistake running around with a nose ring 231 00:09:41,976 --> 00:09:43,915 and being judgey for being morally superior. 232 00:09:44,015 --> 00:09:45,515 PRUE: You know, girls like you think 233 00:09:45,615 --> 00:09:47,155 you can play by their rules, 234 00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:50,395 but, sweetie, one day, you're gonna look up and see 235 00:09:50,495 --> 00:09:53,475 that you're stuck in a cage, just like the rest of us. 236 00:09:53,575 --> 00:09:55,595 -Oh. -You can't be neutral. 237 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,095 Not ever, no matter how nice you think your hair is. 238 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,554 I'm not neutral. 239 00:10:02,654 --> 00:10:04,794 I actually think the murders might be a good thing 240 00:10:04,894 --> 00:10:06,714 for...for women. 241 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,794 So... 242 00:10:08,894 --> 00:10:10,594 ..Prue, 243 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,194 Blaidey, 244 00:10:12,294 --> 00:10:16,994 why don't you tell me who you think the killer is? 245 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:20,353 I promise, we can just keep it between the four of us. 246 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,473 No. 247 00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:22,953 I reckon we should just... 248 00:10:23,053 --> 00:10:25,933 (STUDENTS CHEER AND LAUGH) 249 00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:30,013 What if I earned it? 250 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:36,712 This is clit pong. 251 00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:38,232 It's like beer pong but harder, 252 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:39,952 'cause the cups are smaller 253 00:10:40,052 --> 00:10:42,052 and more difficult to get a bullseye with. 254 00:10:43,132 --> 00:10:46,872 OK, and, um, if I win, 255 00:10:46,972 --> 00:10:48,912 you'll tell us who the... 256 00:10:49,012 --> 00:10:51,452 (CLEARS THROAT) ..is. 257 00:10:52,531 --> 00:10:54,531 Sure, nose ring girl. 258 00:10:56,411 --> 00:10:58,191 (WHISPERS) I've got this. 259 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,291 I don't know that you do. 260 00:11:02,091 --> 00:11:03,351 PRUE: Fair warning, 261 00:11:03,451 --> 00:11:06,631 I've got a lot of experience 262 00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:07,871 finding the clit. 263 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:10,170 (WOMEN CHUCKLE) 264 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,930 (ANIMATED ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 265 00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:18,670 STUDENTS: Shot, shot, shot, shot! 266 00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,230 Shot, shot, shot, shot! 267 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:23,510 -Shot, shot, shot, shot! -(CHEERING) 268 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:25,630 (KISSES BALL) 269 00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:28,529 -STUDENT: Yeah! -(CHEERING) 270 00:11:31,569 --> 00:11:32,549 Eugh. 271 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:35,609 STUDENTS: Elise! Elise! Elise! Elise! 272 00:11:36,969 --> 00:11:39,169 -(CHEERING) -Yeah! 273 00:11:46,728 --> 00:11:49,908 (LAUGHTER) 274 00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:52,008 Yeah, whatever. 275 00:11:52,968 --> 00:11:54,968 Oh! 276 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,068 STUDENTS: Chug, chug, chug, chug! 277 00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:58,788 (CHEERING) 278 00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:00,228 STUDENTS: Loser! 279 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,707 (LAUGHTER) 280 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:04,147 STUDENTS: Chug, chug, chug, chug! 281 00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:06,427 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 282 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:09,147 (CHEERING) 283 00:12:09,247 --> 00:12:11,247 (PHONE RINGS) 284 00:12:12,527 --> 00:12:13,987 STUDENTS: Chug, chug, chug, chug! 285 00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:16,067 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 286 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:18,506 (CHEERING) 287 00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:20,466 BARBARA: It's your mum, again. Answer the phone. 288 00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:23,306 Mum, I can't talk right now. I'm playing clit pong. 289 00:12:23,406 --> 00:12:24,786 Um, this is my best friend, Barbara. 290 00:12:24,886 --> 00:12:28,306 Uh, just, actually, friend. I added the 'best' bit just now. 291 00:12:28,406 --> 00:12:29,426 Elise, don't go. 292 00:12:29,526 --> 00:12:31,146 See? She's fine. 293 00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:33,066 Not sober, but fine. 294 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,785 So, you can stop calling. 295 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,885 Look, I... 296 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,445 ..I just wondered if you were OK being her friend. 297 00:12:43,405 --> 00:12:46,105 Yes. Why wouldn't I be? 298 00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:48,605 It's just, well, I know she can be a bit much sometimes. 299 00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:51,385 With her friendship. 300 00:12:51,485 --> 00:12:55,404 But if she is, please, don't go to campus security. 301 00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:58,764 We don't need another stalking charge. 302 00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:01,944 Just come straight to me, OK? 303 00:13:02,044 --> 00:13:04,104 Yeah, sure. 304 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,304 Um... 305 00:13:05,404 --> 00:13:06,744 Yeah, she told me about it. 306 00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:07,744 -It's... -Oh. 307 00:13:07,844 --> 00:13:09,224 -It's not an issue. -OK, well... 308 00:13:09,324 --> 00:13:11,263 Um... 309 00:13:11,363 --> 00:13:12,703 Thank you. 310 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:14,183 (CHEERING) 311 00:13:14,283 --> 00:13:16,263 ELISE: Babz! Barbara! Barbara, did you see that? 312 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,503 I'm winning. 313 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:19,603 Bagpiper's fingers. 314 00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:22,523 (CHEERING) 315 00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:27,722 (BATS SQUEAK) 316 00:13:30,882 --> 00:13:33,102 STUDENTS: Elise! Elise! Elise! Elise! 317 00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:35,702 Elise! Elise! Elise! Elise! Elise! 318 00:13:35,802 --> 00:13:37,802 (CHEERING) 319 00:13:40,282 --> 00:13:41,382 (THROWS PLASTIC CUP) Urgh! 320 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:43,782 (CHEERING) 321 00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:45,141 PRUE: OK, OK. 322 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,421 -Alright, everyone. -Disloyal. 323 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,101 I need space. I need space. 324 00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,861 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 325 00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:52,381 ELISE: I did it, Babz. 326 00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,541 BARBARA: You did. 327 00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:56,641 Well? 328 00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:01,420 Kaye Blanchett. 329 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,460 Cate Blanchett? 330 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,300 -The actress? -PRUE: Actor. 331 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,900 Oh, you're fucking with us. 332 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,300 Kaye Blanchett, the arts major. 333 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,820 Scott and Lyle both broke up with her 334 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,460 in famously public ways. 335 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,060 She defs did it. 336 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,939 Isn't...isn't that a little bit anti-feminist to say? 337 00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:23,699 And she's a drama fiend, 338 00:14:23,799 --> 00:14:25,379 like, so dramatic. 339 00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:27,739 -Mm. -She defs killed them. 340 00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,939 Oh, my God, you're a genius. OK, Barbara. 341 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:31,379 -We should go and find her. -BARBARA: Yeah. 342 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,619 -Oh. Oh. -Oh, my God. 343 00:14:32,719 --> 00:14:34,339 Oh, oh, oh. Oh! 344 00:14:34,439 --> 00:14:36,778 What if we got a bit more fucked up 345 00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:38,138 with our protests? 346 00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:39,858 You know? Like the MRAs. 347 00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:42,458 Like, we could burn their shit! Hey, what do you say? 348 00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:45,078 Or maybe we could do some more shots. 349 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,338 PRUE: What? 350 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:49,178 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 351 00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:51,278 (NOTIFICATION CHIMES) 352 00:14:54,797 --> 00:14:58,697 Kill all men! Kill all men! 353 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,417 Not women! 354 00:15:00,517 --> 00:15:02,517 CAROLINE: Your friend is super drunk. 355 00:15:03,317 --> 00:15:04,897 ELISE: Bye-bye! 356 00:15:04,997 --> 00:15:06,997 She's fine. 357 00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:10,336 ROACH: Jacobs, so, your only job 358 00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:12,536 is to make sure that the men's rights boys 359 00:15:12,636 --> 00:15:13,776 stay in check, OK? 360 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:14,936 JACOBS: Got it. 361 00:15:15,036 --> 00:15:16,496 ROACH: Remind them that we're on their side. 362 00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,896 You'll take a couple of campus security, couple of uniforms, 363 00:15:18,996 --> 00:15:20,256 and then I'll go with Shep. 364 00:15:20,356 --> 00:15:21,656 You cannot be serious. 365 00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:23,936 A pack of us are gonna barge in there, 366 00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:26,456 provoke a group of peaceful women in the middle of a party? 367 00:15:26,556 --> 00:15:28,455 No, the VC and the women themselves 368 00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:30,015 have labelled it a protest, 369 00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:32,095 and so we are within our right to police that. 370 00:15:32,195 --> 00:15:33,975 It's a tiny party, Roach. 371 00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:35,495 It's a non-event! 372 00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:38,135 Just, look, give me a five-minute head start. 373 00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:39,975 I will go in there and talk to them. 374 00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:42,675 I'll get everyone out peacefully. 375 00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:48,494 Nose ring. 376 00:15:48,594 --> 00:15:51,974 PRUE AND BLAIDE: Nose ring... 377 00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:54,074 Nose ring. 378 00:15:54,594 --> 00:15:56,614 Nose ring... 379 00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,714 Nose ring. 380 00:15:59,554 --> 00:16:01,853 Nose ring. 381 00:16:01,953 --> 00:16:03,813 Nose ring... 382 00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:06,813 Nose ring. 383 00:16:06,913 --> 00:16:09,093 Nose ring... 384 00:16:09,193 --> 00:16:10,613 Nose ring. 385 00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:11,973 ('UNDER MY SKIN' BY GAUCI) 386 00:16:12,073 --> 00:16:14,413 Nose ring. 387 00:16:14,513 --> 00:16:16,093 Nose ring... 388 00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:18,453 ? I'm always told I look bored 389 00:16:18,553 --> 00:16:20,372 ? That it's written on my face 390 00:16:20,472 --> 00:16:22,372 ? I'm too shy to correct them 391 00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:25,512 ? To put them in their place 392 00:16:31,712 --> 00:16:33,892 ? "Give me a smile!" 393 00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:35,772 ? I should have faked it 394 00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:36,891 ? I laughed it off 395 00:16:36,991 --> 00:16:40,671 ? Even though I really hate it 396 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,371 ? So I'm grinding my teeth 397 00:16:48,471 --> 00:16:50,211 ? And I'm hiding it all 398 00:16:50,311 --> 00:16:52,411 ? Don't want to cause a scene 399 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,250 ? When they smell like alcohol 400 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:56,050 ? And you don't understand 401 00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,970 ? How it makes me afraid 402 00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,890 ? That nothing will change 403 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:01,770 ? No matter what we say... ? 404 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:03,930 Wait. Wait, where's Barbara? 405 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:07,010 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 406 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,390 Barbara! Barbara! 407 00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:15,589 (ELISE SCREAMS) 408 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:19,689 -(PARTY CHATTER) -(BREATHES HEAVILY) 409 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,929 Prue? 410 00:17:21,029 --> 00:17:23,309 (MUSIC THROBS) 411 00:17:35,268 --> 00:17:37,248 -So cute. -What? 412 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,448 -Oh! -OK. 413 00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:42,188 OK, ladies, that's enough. It's time to go. 414 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,607 Cop, fuck off! 415 00:17:45,707 --> 00:17:48,087 It's just time to pack it in, that's all. 416 00:17:48,187 --> 00:17:50,327 All cops are bastards! 417 00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,007 I'm doing this for you. 418 00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:53,327 BLAIDE: ACAB! 419 00:17:53,427 --> 00:17:56,687 STUDENTS: ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! 420 00:17:56,787 --> 00:18:00,007 I'm doing this for you! 421 00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:02,086 STUDENTS: ACAB! ACAB! 422 00:18:02,186 --> 00:18:04,966 ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! 423 00:18:05,066 --> 00:18:07,406 -(GRUNTS) -ACAB! ACAB! 424 00:18:07,506 --> 00:18:10,026 -ACAB... -(WOMEN JEER) 425 00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:16,606 -(JEERING CONTINUES) -ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! 426 00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:18,706 You hurt? 427 00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:22,665 Told you peaceful wouldn't work. 428 00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:27,225 Rightio, just back off, alright? 429 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,925 (SWITCH CLICKS) 430 00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:34,025 (TOMMO SIGHS) He's not turning up. 431 00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:37,124 Rory's coming. 432 00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:38,244 Huh. 433 00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,164 Look, Babz, 434 00:18:40,264 --> 00:18:41,764 he must still be with the MRAs. 435 00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,364 I'm the Doe. 436 00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:45,464 Not without your Buck. 437 00:18:47,024 --> 00:18:49,044 I am. 438 00:18:49,144 --> 00:18:51,204 I deserve this. 439 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,804 Jess, Debbie, tell him. 440 00:18:52,904 --> 00:18:54,083 (SCOFFS) 441 00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:57,143 We haven't seen you, like, all week, Barbara. 442 00:18:58,463 --> 00:18:59,803 DEBBIE: What? 443 00:18:59,903 --> 00:19:01,083 You've been spending all your time 444 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,243 with that weird bagpipe chick. 445 00:19:02,343 --> 00:19:03,723 No! No. 446 00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:06,803 Rory's been grieving and I've been helping him. 447 00:19:06,903 --> 00:19:09,163 I think we've all been grieving, actually. 448 00:19:09,263 --> 00:19:12,842 And the Doe, their one job is to hold everyone together. 449 00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:16,802 The Doe manages the entire college's social calendar. 450 00:19:16,902 --> 00:19:20,122 It's important. You used to think that this was important. 451 00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:21,362 I do. 452 00:19:21,462 --> 00:19:22,762 The Doe is meant to be everybody's friend, 453 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,082 like, it's a two-way thing. 454 00:19:25,182 --> 00:19:27,362 I don't even know you, Barbara. 455 00:19:27,462 --> 00:19:28,561 Yes, you do! 456 00:19:28,661 --> 00:19:30,081 DEBBIE: I've never met your family. 457 00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:32,321 You're so right. We don't even know what school you went to. 458 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,801 I've never seen your dorm room. 459 00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,881 You've never even told me where you go for Euro summer. 460 00:19:35,981 --> 00:19:38,201 OK, OK, I'll tell you. 461 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:41,721 I just don't think that the Doe is right for you this year. 462 00:19:41,821 --> 00:19:43,821 I'm sorry. 463 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,180 Stretch, do you have your Doe? 464 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,020 Oh. 465 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,680 (BOTH LAUGH) 466 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,160 -We made it! We made it! -Yeah. 467 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,260 (STRETCH MOANS) 468 00:20:04,259 --> 00:20:07,319 You can take your place as a handmaiden. 469 00:20:07,419 --> 00:20:09,419 Fuck you. 470 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,999 (GENTLE, AIRY MUSIC) 471 00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:16,099 (SOBS) 472 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:25,258 (WHISPERS) Hi, Elise. This is Elise. 473 00:20:53,257 --> 00:20:55,376 -(WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) -This is Barbara for... 474 00:20:57,336 --> 00:20:58,756 Elise? 475 00:20:58,856 --> 00:21:00,936 (TENDER MUSIC) 476 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:07,856 I thought I wanted it, but I didn't have time to think. 477 00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,895 Come on. 478 00:21:21,255 --> 00:21:23,255 (ELISE GROANS) 479 00:21:24,055 --> 00:21:26,055 BARBARA: Let's go. 480 00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:29,614 (DOOR CLOSES) 481 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,833 ('IF YOU CALL MY NAME' BY DANIKA) 482 00:21:52,933 --> 00:21:58,133 ? If you call my name 483 00:22:01,173 --> 00:22:05,032 ? I'll be anywhere 484 00:22:05,132 --> 00:22:08,452 ? That you are 485 00:22:10,452 --> 00:22:14,672 ? If 486 00:22:14,772 --> 00:22:18,272 ? You call 487 00:22:18,372 --> 00:22:21,051 ? My name 488 00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:25,291 ? Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 489 00:22:27,331 --> 00:22:31,551 ? But you got no credit and your phone screen's fucked 490 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,831 ? So I guess it's up to me 491 00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:36,431 ? If we're to keep in touch, eh? 492 00:22:36,531 --> 00:22:39,990 ? You said you're lonely when I leave your place 493 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:41,390 ? But when I'm there 494 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:44,030 ? You tell me that you need your space 495 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:48,230 ? So I, I go about it in my own separate way 496 00:22:48,330 --> 00:22:50,790 ? I'm not comfortable feeling like 497 00:22:50,890 --> 00:22:53,550 ? I need you more than you need me 498 00:22:53,650 --> 00:22:56,829 ? Go 'bout it in my own separate way 499 00:22:56,929 --> 00:22:58,969 ? In my own separate way 500 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:04,769 ? But if 501 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:08,029 ? You call... ? 502 00:23:08,129 --> 00:23:09,509 (ELISE WHISPERS) Night, Barbara. 503 00:23:09,609 --> 00:23:12,288 ? My name 504 00:23:13,888 --> 00:23:18,028 ? Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 505 00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:22,348 ? But you got no credit and your phone screen's fucked 506 00:23:22,448 --> 00:23:24,148 ? So I guess it's up to me 507 00:23:24,248 --> 00:23:27,228 ? If we're to keep in touch, eh? 508 00:23:27,328 --> 00:23:28,587 ? You said you're lonely 509 00:23:28,687 --> 00:23:30,187 ? When I leave your place 510 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:31,627 ? But when I'm there 511 00:23:31,727 --> 00:23:33,107 ? You tell me that 512 00:23:33,207 --> 00:23:35,147 ? You need your space 513 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,147 ? But if 514 00:23:37,247 --> 00:23:38,587 ? You call 515 00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:41,247 ? My name 516 00:23:43,447 --> 00:23:45,846 ? I'll be anywhere 517 00:23:47,286 --> 00:23:49,686 ? That you are... ? 518 00:23:49,736 --> 00:23:54,286 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34949

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