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[upbeat music playing]

♪ Dance your cares away ♪

♪ Worry's for another day ♪

♪ Let the music play ♪

♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪

♪ Work your cares away ♪

♪ Dancing's for another day ♪

♪ Let the Fraggles play ♪

We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red!

-[female Fraggle] Whoopee!-Wowee!

Ooh, a Fraggle!

[Gobo groans]

[chuckles] Hey, look, Ma.

-I caught a Fraggle!-[screams]

[Gobo] Whoa! Whoopee!

♪ Dance your cares away ♪

♪ Worry's for another day ♪

♪ Let the music play ♪

-Yahoo!-♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪

♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪ ♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪

Down at Fraggle Rock.

That's strange, Sprocket.

Ms. Ardath didn't mentionanything about anyone

picking up furniture at the innwhile she was on vacation.

-[growls, barks]-[dial tone]

Oh no, I'd better notcall her long distance.

I think I should go over there. I am the assistant manager

and it's my jobto keep an eye on the place.

Huh?

Oh no, I wouldn'twant you to come with me.

-[whimpers]-Then again, they are kind of big guys.

-[barks]-[clattering]

Well, if you insist on coming along, I'd love to have you.

But we've gotta be very quietwhen we go over there.

[barks softly]

[Fraggles murmuring, snoring]

[Red snores] [Red snores]

Ah! [sighs]

[Red snores, sighs]

[yawns, sighs]

[grunts]

Ahhh!

[clamoring]

Red, Red. What is it? What's wrong? What? What?

-I've been robbed.-[gasps]

-Robbed?-Somebody stole my radish bars.

Stole your... Oh, Red.

Nobody would steal your radish bars. They must be around here somewhere.

No, no, no, no. I put them in this handkerchief

at the foot of my bed, and look, they're gone.

-Oh no.-Oh... Lanford?

-What?-Oh.

-[Lanford] Yeah?-Lanford, you took them.

-You. You did it. You... Red, Red, Red.

Lanford would not take your radish bars.

Besides, he can't possibly reach themfrom where he is.

[grunting] [grunting]

Do you swear on my Tug-o-Tails trophy

that you didn't take my radish bars?

Yep.

Hmm. Okay. I guess you're clean. [sighs]

-[grunts] But... But, Mokey...-Hmm?

If it wasn't Lanford, then... Thensomebody must have come into the room

-and stolen them!-Oh.

-But maybe... [grunts, pants]

[grunts] Okay. Which one of youFraggles stole my radish bars?

[Fraggles clamoring]

Come on. Fess up. Out with it!

Red, Red, Red. Don't do anything rash.

Me? Do something rash?

All I'm going to do is questionevery Fraggle in the Rock

until I find the thief. [grunts]

[Lanford growls]

Lanford. Come on. After all, she did say you were clean.

I suppose.

[Red] Gobo! [grunts] [Red] Gobo! [grunts]

-You still allergic to radish bars?-Yeah.

Uh, do you swear on my Tug-o-Tails

trophythat you didn't get cured or anything?

Yeah.

-Okay. You're clean. [grunts]-Hmm?

[sniffs] Of course, I'm clean.

[Wembley] Wow, Boober.

These bars are fantastic. Do you have any more?

I'm sorry, Wembley. That's all I couldget my hands on right now.

I'd really love another one.

-[Red] Boober Fraggle!-[yells, whimpers]

-This is unbelievable!-[Boober stammers]

I'm gonna have you up beforethe Eminent Council of Sages so fast,

it'll make your head spin.

-What?-[stammers] But what did I do?

I heard you and Wembley talking abouthow good the radish bars were.

-Oh. [laughs]-Radish bars?

We were talking about soap bars. See?

-Soap bars?-Yeah.

Boober's invented thesefantastic magic soap bars.

-Show her. Show her.-Okay.

-What do you see?-Nothing. What's the point?

Now... Now get readyfor something really magical.

-[Boober] Okay.-[Wembley titters]

[laughs] Here we go.

- Ta-da!-See? The water makes it appear. - Ta-da!-See? The water makes it appear.

Thanks to this, I'll neverget your laundry mixed up again.

Brilliant, isn't it?

Do you two swear on my Tug-o-Tails trophythat you didn't take my radish bars?

Why would I take yourswhen I've got a bunch of my own?

Yeah. I mean, after all, you know what sweets do to you.

They make you jittery, then they make you tired.

Okay, you're clean. You're clean.

Then they make your tail swelland rot your teeth.

And they give you stomachachesand headaches...

[sighs]

Oh, Red! There you are. I've been looking for you.

How's it going?

[sighs] Everybody swearsthey didn't take my radish bars.

Aw! It's gonna be okay.

Well, it'd be betterif I had my radish bars.

Yeah, radish bars. Mm, mm.

-Oh, I could just use one right now.-Yeah.

♪ When I'm feeling sort of down, Or when I'm feeling cross ♪

♪ Adored or bored or just ignored ♪

♪ Or scared and kind of lost ♪

♪ Why, it can happenAnytime or anywhere, I guess ♪

♪ Why, it can happenAnytime or anywhere, I guess ♪

♪ I hear a voice inside my head ♪

-♪ And this is what it says ♪-♪ You need a ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet little treat ♪

♪ Something fun to nibble ♪

-♪ To make your middle giggle ♪-♪ Some kind of ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet little treat ♪

♪ A delicious little tidbitOf yummy snack to eat ♪

[Red laughs, whoops]

♪ So if your heart is in the dumps ♪

-♪ Or if you're feeling hurt ♪-Tell us about it!

♪ Don't feel blue when dinner's through ♪

-♪ Remember, there's dessert ♪-I love dessert!

♪ If a day seems gloomyNot going like it should ♪

♪ A teensy bite of sweet delight ♪

-♪ Will do a world of good ♪-♪ You need a ♪

-♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet little treat ♪-[Red] Yeehaw!

♪ Something fun to nibble ♪

-♪ To make your middle giggle ♪-♪ Some kind of ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet little treat ♪

♪ Something swell to munch on ♪

♪ To chew or suck or crunch on ♪

♪ Have one or have a bunchOf gooey, sticky treats to eat ♪

[all cheering] [all cheering]

Red, Red. I havea little surprise for you. [chuckles]

What?

-Radish bars?-Yeah. [laugh]

-Where did you get them?-I found them.

-You found them?-Yeah.

-Where?-Under my bed. I forgot I had 'em.

-Imagine that. [laughs]-Yeah. Imagine that.

Aw! Red, don't feel bad.

Listen, one of these days, your radish bars will turn up too.

And then you're gonna feel very sillythinking they were stolen.

Well, I won't feel silly, because they were stolen.

Aw, come on, now.

Let's just eat theseyummy, delicious radish bars.

-Wait a minute.-Huh?

I can use these as baitto catch the thief.

But, Red, there is no thief.

Oh yes, there is.

And I'm gonna catchthe sneaky crook. [sighs]

Here. You keep your eyeson those two guys.

I'm glad we checked that out, Sprocket. I've never seen them before.

I'm glad we checked that out, Sprocket. I've never seen them before.

I'll get the police.

-[Sprocket panting]-[line rings, clicks]

Hello, Sergeant Dwornik? Doc here.

I'd like to report a theftby two very suspicious-looking characters

at the Captain's Innacross the street from me.

-[howls]-Sprocket.

Sprocket, come back. Wait. Sprocket!

-[Lanford] Oh brother.-[Red] There.

Isn't it beautiful?

Hmm? [gasps] Oh, Red!

What a beautiful, uh... [stammers]

chandelier?

-It's supposed to be a trap.-Oh, a trap.

A... A trap?

Yeah, if someonetries to sneak into the room,

this big net will fall on whoever it is.

Well, gee, Red, you've put nets everywhere. [titters]

I mean, I love radish barsas much as you do,

but don't you thinkyou're taking this a little too far?

But it's not just the radish bars, Mokey. It's the principle of the thing.

Nobody steals anything from meand gets away with it.

Nobody steals anything from meand gets away with it.

Oh, all right, all right, but how do you even know

the thief will come back?

Well, anyone who could steal radish barshas gotta be hooked on them.

-You know what I think?-What?

I think you're the one that's hookedon catching the thief.

[groans] I'm gonna set up

-the rest of my plan.-Tsk. [sighs]

[clears throat]

[loudly] I have just placedtwo delicious radish bars by my bed.

And now, I'm going to take a nap.

If anybody comes into the room, I will be asleep, and I won't see them.

[sighs] I don't believe this.

[groans]

-[yawns]-[hammock creaking]

[snoring]

-[Lanford snores]-[Mokey murmurs]

[creaking] [creaking]

[Red snores]

Oh no! I've been robbed again.

-[grunts]-What? You're kidding.

Well, gee, the... the trap hasn't been triggered.

-Look.-Aw!

That dumb thingprobably doesn't work anyway.

[Mokey shrieks, laughs]

Now I'm really mad.

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, Red, I'm sorry for laughing.

But you look so funnycaught in your own trap.

[Red groans]

Oh, here, uh... uh... - Um... I just don't get it.

How could anybody get into the roomwithout triggering the trap? Unless he...

Or she... were in the room already. Or she... were in the room already.

[Mokey muttering]

Mokey, I've got something to ask you.

Hmm? What?

-Um, please don't get mad, but...-Okay.

Did you take my radish bars?

[sighs] Red! Of course not. I'm your friend.

Oh. Oh, good.

-Mm.-I didn't think you did.

-[chuckles]-Mm-mmm.

But... would you swearon my Tug-o-Tails trophy?

[gasps] Red! How can you ask me that?

No. [scoffs]

But, Mokey... [stammers]

I'm sorry. Come back, Mokey!

Oh.

I guess it's time for plan number two.

[sighs]

Gobo. Gobo!

[panting] Gobo, I need your help.

My radish bars have been stolen again.

Oh. Who do you suspect?

Well, I haven't got a clue, but I do have a plan.

[whispers] I'm gonna get more radish barsand I'm gonna set a trap.

[whispers] I'm gonna get more radish barsand I'm gonna set a trap.

Oh. Yeah, but where are you gonna getthe radish bars to bait the trap?

Well, I figured from Wembley's supply.

He wouldn't mindif I borrow two small ones.

Hey, don't you think you should ask, Red?

Well, I will... uh, later. [chuckles]

Gobo! [grunts] Gobo. [whimpers]

-Gobo, you in there?-[muffled] I'm over here, Red.

Where?

Here.

Oh, Gobo. That's a fantastic rock disguise.

Yeah. Now go back inside. I'll hide here.

And if someone triesto sneak into your room,

-I'll see them.-Right.

Oh, I wonder who it is?

Tsk. [sighs] This could be a long wait.

I know a great way to pass the time:

with a postcardfrom my Uncle Travelling Matt.

Wiseacres.

"Dear Nephew Gobo,"

[Matt] Though I usually havea perfect sense of direction,

the other day, I found myself confusedby Outer Space.

The other day, I found myself confusedby Outer Space.

-[grunts]-It was then that I observed

that the Silly Creaturesuse strange signposts to help them.

After they look at them, they know exactly which way to go.

The signposts were everywhere.

Some Silly Creatures even wear them.

So I decided to see if oneof these inventions could help me.

A-ha!

-I prepared myself for a test.-[humming]

My first experimentswith my direction-finding apparatus,

however, uncovered definite shortcomingswith rather painful results.

Perhaps I don't needa direction finder after all.

[Gobo] "Love, your Uncle Travelling Matt."

Hmm.

It sure is quiet around here.

-Gobo!-[yells]

Someone stole my radish bars!

Shh! No, they didn't. Red borrowed 'em.

Oh. Well, I want 'em back.

[stammers] Well, you can't.Oh, not now, anyway.

We're in the middle of a plan. Can't you see I'm a rock?

[gasps]I knew something was different. Oh! [gasps]I knew something was different. Oh!

[sighs, clicks tongue]

Gobo! [whimpers]Gobo, did you see who did it?

-Did you see who it was, Gobo?-I'm over here.

Oh. Gobo, who was it?

What are you talking about?

My radish bars were just stolen. Did you see who did it?

Well, nobody went in or out of your room.

-That's crazy.-Mm.

How could they be stolenif no one went into the room?

[Gobo] I don't know.

Unless the thief was already in the room.

Oh, no. No. It couldn't be.

[Gobo] What?

Well, the only one whocould have taken the radish bars

without having to get inor out of the room is Mokey.

[gasps] Mokey, a thief?

-I don't believe it.-Well, I don't want to believe it, either.

-But it all makes sense to me now.-No. But Mokey...

She was the only Fragglein the room with me.

And she was the only Fraggle whodidn't swear on my Tug-o-Tails trophy.

-But, Red... She loves radish bars as much as I do.

-But... Maybe even more than I do.

She must be hopelessly hooked on them.-Red...

She must be hopelessly hooked on them.-Red...

She'll do anything. Lie, cheat, steal from her best friend.

Anything for a radish bar!

Hey, uh... uh, Red, uh, Gobo. Wh-what's going on out here? Hmm?

Mokey Fraggle, you took my radish barsand then you lied to me about it.

I'm going to take you before the Eminentand Venerable Council of Sages.

-[Mokey gasps]-Ahhh!

[gasping] Red, I...

[crowd chattering]

-[sage 1 mooing]-[sage 2 laughs]

-Attention! Attention, please.-Attention!

We are the Omnipotent, Venerableand Eminent Council of Sages for today.

-And since I was here first... And I was here second...

-And she was... Oh!-[snoring]

She fell asleep. [laughs]

-She was here third.-Yeah.

Everybody hum as we take our seats. Oh! [thud]

♪ Hum ♪

♪ Hum ♪

♪ Hum ♪

-♪ Hum ♪-[sage 3 snores]

♪ When the Rock is plagued by doubt ♪

♪ And we've got to sort it out ♪

♪ We always do the thingThat must be done ♪

♪ We always do the thingThat must be done ♪

♪ When there's trouble on the Rock ♪

-♪ Do we hold our heads in shock? ♪-[crowd] No!

♪ We hold each other's noses and we hum ♪

-[giggles]-♪ We hold each other's noses and we hum ♪

♪ Hum ♪

♪ When there's evil all aroundAnd that evil must be found ♪

♪ Do we drag our feetOr do we take a nap? ♪

♪ Do we reject what's tried and true ♪

♪ Think of something new to do? ♪

♪ No, we put our feet togetherAnd we clap ♪

[sage 2 guffaws]

♪ When we got a problemlt just won't quit ♪

♪ We haven't got a clueWhat to do with it ♪

♪ Do we cover our eyes with our handsAnd think of death's cruel sting? ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Do we let a little turmoilBring us down? ♪

♪ Do we get a little outragedStart to frown? ♪

♪ Get our fuzzy heads togetherAnd we sing ♪

♪ Said we get our heads togetherAnd we sing ♪

♪ Hum and dance and clap and sing ♪

♪ Hum and dance and clap and sing ♪

♪ Hum and dance and clap and sing ♪

♪ Hum ♪ ♪ Hum ♪

[cheering]

Now let's decide what's for lunch.

[Red] Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Excuse me, I have some business.

Business? What's business? [laughs]

Omnipotent, Venerable, and Eminent Council of Sages.

- Who?-Uh... - Is that you?-[snores]

-Oh! She means us.-[guffawing]

Please. I am here todaybecause my friend Mokey Fraggle

-stole my radish bars.-[crowd gasps]

Guilty, guilty!

[stammers] But, Hambo, we haven't heard Mokey's side yet.

I don't need to, Lambo.

Why, just look at her: those shifty eyes, that weak jaw.

Why, she has guilt writtenall over her face. [chuckles]

But, Hambo, [stammers] that's not Mokey.

That's Red, the accuser.

-[Red] What?-[laughter]

-What's for lunch?-Yeah, what's for...

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.

-[sage 3 snores]-Red Fraggle?

-Hmm?-Theft is a very serious matter.

Oh, yes. It is.

Have you or someone elseseen Mokey steal your radish bars?

-Huh? Huh? Huh?-Radish bars.

I didn't have to see her do itto know it was her. [scoffs]

I didn't have to see her do itto know it was her. [scoffs]

Did you actually see her? Yes or no?[giggles]

Well, she wouldn't swearon my Tug-o-Tails trophy.

-[crowd gasps]-Yeah.

-[random Fraggle] Sounds serious.-Yes or no?

-Huh?-Did you see her?

-[sage 3 snores]-Well, uh... not exactly.

-[crowd murmurs]-Hmm. Mokey Fraggle?

-Step forward.-[Lambo giggles]

-Did you steal Red's radish bars?-Bars?

No, I did not.

[stammers] Is there any reason

why you wouldn't swearon Red's Tug-o-Tail trophy?

-[Lambo] Trophy?-Well, yeah.

I was just hurtthat she would even ask me.

Oh, sure.

[chattering]

Right. Right, right, right. Well, a thief must be caught red-handed.

-Handed.-Mm-hmm.

The case againstMokey Fraggle is dismissed.

What? You can't drop the case.

You're right. Because you can't provethat Mokey was the thief,

-we charge you with false accusation.-[crowd exclaims]

-We'll meet again after our second nap.-[Red] But...

- Lunch!-Lunch! - Lunch!-Lunch!

-[crowd clamoring]-Oh no!

[random Fraggle] Yeah, lunch. Oh boy!

[Red sighs]

Oh no, Red. I wouldn't feelright trying to catch Mokey.

-So, get someone else to help you.-Hmm. You tell 'em. [chuckles]

Wembley.

Me? What would I do? You've alreadystolen two of my best radish bars.

No, no, no, Wembley. I borrowed them.

-The thief stole them.-Well...

Before you know it, the thief will rob everyone we know.

Oh no! What can I do?

Well, first give mefour of your tastiest radish bars.

Four?

Yeah. And then, you knowBoober's magic marking soap?

-Yeah.-Well, here's my plan.

-You're gonna help me, you see...-Yeah?

-[Lanford yawns]-[hammock squeaks]

-Wembley, get down. Get down.-What? What? Oh! [groans]

It's time for plan number three.

-[Wembley] Okay.-[clears throat]

[loudly] Um, I have just putfour delicious, chewy radish bars

- next to my bed.-Yeah, my radish bars. - Next to my bed.-Yeah, my radish bars.

-Shh.-[grunts]

-Um, I am now lying down.-[sighs] Oh...

-Oh my! I am getting so sleepy.-Oh brother.

Those radish bars look so good, no one would be able to resist them.

-[whispers] Not even Mokey.-[Mokey growls]

-[yelps]-Red Fraggle, you are being ridiculous!

And I wouldn't touch your radish bars

if they were the lastradish bars in the whole world.

[stammers] And I'm nottaking my blanket down

until you apologize. [sobs]

[grunts] Oh, she seems upset.

Aw, she's just doing that to throw me off.

-Oh.-[Red clears throat]

-[Red murmurs]-[Wembley snores]

[Lanford snores]

[softly] Oh! Oh... [sobs]

[gasps] Oh no! [pants]

[stammers] Order! Order!

Uh...

Now, Red Fraggle, what haveyou to say for yourself? [guffaws]

Well, the Council wanted red-handed, I got red-handed.

Bring forth some water.

And some cookies, too, while you're at it.

[strained] I need to talk to you a minute.

-Shh. Not now, Wembley.-[stammering] But, Red...

Before last nap, I marked four radish barswith Boober's magic soap,

-and they were stolen again.-[Wembley] That's true, but...

So whosever hand turns redwhen you put it in water is the thief.

-[crowd murmurs]-Let's start with you, Mokey.

-Red, I think I should speak... [Mokey] What's the... Red! [gasps]

-[Mokey] Red... [grunts]-And...

[crowd gasping, chattering]

-What? It's my hand that's red.-[loud exclamations]

I've been trying to tell you, Red.

You see, last night, after you wentto sleep, I saw what happened.

You see, last night, after you wentto sleep, I saw what happened.

[moans softly]

[gasps] Oh no!

[snores]

[snores]

[snores]

Oh. I feel so dumb. [chuckles]

I guess I should have waited till I hadreal proof before I accused anyone.

-[crowd] Yeah. Yeah.-Especially my best friend.

Yeah.

Red Fraggle, you are guilty of false accusation.

Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Well, what can I say?

Mokey, I'm so sorry. I can't apologize enough.

I wouldn't blame youif you never spoke to me again.

Oh, Red.

Oh. Your apology is enough. Oh. Your apology is enough.

And, well, I wouldn't wanna never speakto my best friend again.

-[random Fraggle] Aw!-Oh.

-[Wembley] Aw!-[crowd murmuring]

There's only one thing left to say: lunch!

[Mokey] Oh boy, lunch. Come on. Let's go to lunch.

Oh, but I just had ten radish bars. Who can think about lunch?

Yech. [sighs]

Oh, I... I see, Sergeant. One of them was Ms. Ardath's brother.

Well, thank you for checkingthat out for me, Sergeant Dwornik.

[Sprocket humming]

Some wild dog got holdof her brother's leg

and tore a huge chunkof material from his pants?

[growling]

He wants to find the dogand press charges?

[whimpers]

Well, I'll check on that my end. Yes, thank you. Goodbye, Sergeant.

[Sprocket hums]

Did you see a wild dog out thereattack one of those men?

No, I... I didn't think so.

[groans, sighs] [groans, sighs]

[upbeat music playing]

[scatting]

♪ Dance your cares away ♪

♪ Worry's for another day ♪

♪ Let the music play ♪

♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪

♪ Dance your cares away ♪

-♪ Worry's for another day ♪-[Red] Whoopee!

♪ Let the music play ♪

♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪

♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪

♪ Down at Fraggle Rock ♪