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Alex.

Hey mom.

Which panties do you think would go great under that?

Mom, I can't believe you're getting married today.

That's crazy, Mom.

Yeah.

You like these?

Yeah.

I can't believe we're going through with it.

I know.

You remember that first time?

Oh, the first time I gave you a blowjob?

Uh, mom?

Yes, Alex?

Do you have any clothes you can put on?

Alex, this is my house and I wanted to relax and wear something comfortable.

Your butt's hanging out.

Alex, how many times do I have to tell you this is my house?

Don't you have a robe or something?

I'm doing laundry, obviously.

Is there a robe in there you can put on?

No, that one's in the wash.

I'm not sure this is ... I'm okay with ...

Wait, whoa.

What's that you've got on top?

Alex?

Mom?

I'm wearing a bra.

You're like busting out of it, literally.

I'm sorry I'm busting out of my bra and underwear.

What is that, a thong?

Yes, Alex.

Yeah, I'm not really comfortable with that.

So now what, there's a dress code that I have to wear in order to do laundry at my own house?

You can do it in your room, but you're in the living room, I'm trying to watch TV and you're half naked.

Uh, did you forget this is my living room?

Yeah, but I'm not, uh, I'm wearing my boxers, but I'm not, like, all naked.

Um, do you have a boner right now?

Well, I can't help it, you're all naked.

Alex, did you just get a boner because I'm walking around in my bra and underwear doing laundry?

Yeah.

What if I took my bra off, would that give you a real boner?

Why?

Why would you take your bra off?

Because it's my house.

I think we've established that.

Well, right now you have a semi-boner.

Got your boobs out now?

Oh my gosh, mom.

Look what's happening.

I'm sure you should be doing that.

I'm your mother, I can do whatever I want.

Oh, wait, what?

Well.

Um, Alex.

What are you doing?

Why don't you let your mother take care of this for you?

Then I can go back to Spongebob?

Yes, Alex, then you can go back to Spongebob.

Oh my gosh.

Alex, make sure you keep this hush hush, okay?

Yeah, you too.

Don't tell my friends.

I don't even talk to your friends, Alex.

Why are you doing this, mom?

Because I want you to get rid of this boner.

You're making my boner.

I'm going to make it and deflate it.

What do you mean?

Well, you know what happens after you have a boner, right?

Not when mom's playing with it.

You're going to make the thing?

I'm going to make you release all your stress.

And then you can go back to watching Spongebob.

Like in your mouth?

Instead of a t-shirt?

Your mommy and daddy give you a very nice penis.

You want me to warn you when I'm going to release the poison?

You just want me to finish in your mouth?

Okay.

All done.

So now it's going to go away?

You know where that goes.

I think you should put your bra back on.

Yes, I will put my bra back on, Alex.

Did you wash my clothes for school?

Yes, I washed your clothes for school.

Okay.

We're not going to do this again, are we?

No, Alex.

We're not going to tell anyone, remember?

Can't be going around telling your friend Lance, or Mark, or Michael.

Or Lance.

I said Lance.

Don't tell any of your friends, basically.

What about Cory?

No, not even Cory.

Okay.

Can I go back to Spongebob now?

Yes, you can go back to Spongebob.

Okay, thanks mom.

Um, I kind of like the other...

I don't know, let me see how they look.

Let's see.

Um, mom, remember the time I came home from school and you're like wearing your dress and you're...

The time that you came home and I was playing with myself on the couch.

Hmm.

Oh, I can't wait till Alex gets home ...

... and then fuck me hard.

Tell him all about my new boyfriend.

Alex.

What are you doing?

Oh, I've been thinking about you all day.

Mom.

Yeah, being into bra and panties and doing laundry is one thing, but banging yourself when I come home from

school.

Well, Alex, I was by myself.

Okay, should I go back to my room or something?

No, you shouldn't.

Why don't you come over here and help mommy out?

I don't know what to do.

Well, why don't you pull down your pants?

Okay.

And stick it in me.

Are you sure?

I'm sure, Alex.

In your pussy from behind?

Mm-hmm, right from there.

So just like right here?

Mm-hmm, right here.

Okay.

Be a good son.

I can't get it in there.

Like that?

Yeah.

There you go.

Are you sure?

Yeah, Alex.

So there's been something I've been wanting to tell you.

Okay.

Don't get nervous.

Yeah, it's my first time.

So mommy met a guy.

Okay.

He's now my boyfriend.

And we were having sex the other night.

And I accidentally said, fuck me harder, son.

And I thought he'd get really upset.

But it actually turned him on.

And he was like, okay, mom, I'll fuck you harder.

Wait, you said there's a guy?

Yeah, I said, fuck me harder, son.

Let's see how that feels.

Fuck me harder, Alex.

- Like that, Mom? - Oh, yeah, Alex.

Ah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good boy, Alex.

I'm going to try a position.

Okay.

You move to the arm and bend over.

There you go.

Yeah, just take your dress off.

You don't like anything your mother wears.

Oh, yeah, I can't see these.

Oh, there you go.

You like that, Alex?

Yeah.

So, Alex, my new boyfriend, he doesn't fuck me as good as you.

Mommy's going to marry him.

How do you feel about mommy getting married?

So I'll have a new daddy?

You'll have a new daddy that doesn't fuck me as good as you.

So I can keep fucking you?

Yeah, but it's going to be our little secret.

Oh, yeah.

Why don't you go on your back, mom?

Get right on the edge of the couch.

So if mommy gets married, you're never going to tell my new husband, right?

If you don't tell him.

I'm not going to tell him.

So should we just finish inside you Mom?

Yeah.

Come inside mommy.

That's it.

I can't wait to meet him.

Oh, don't worry.

You'll meet him.

Okay.

So, um.

Yeah, remember that time when I think you were on a date a couple months ago and you called me into your room?

And you told me this story about your, I mean, my, well, not yet, but my stepdad.

Oh, you mean the time that my fiance wanted me to have sex with you before our date?

And, uh, you had sex with your mommy and cream-pied in her?

That was cool crazy.

I know.

So I guess it would only be fitting to have sex with mom right before the wedding?

Before I throw this baby on.

I think that'd be a good idea.

I mean, it is good luck, right?

Alex, come in here.

I have something to tell you.

Mom, what's up?

Hi, Alex.

All dressed up.

You going out somewhere?

Yeah, I'm gonna go out on a date with my fiance that I was telling you about.

Getting serious.

Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about something.

Okay.

So, I told my fiance that I had sex with you.

And...

You did?

Yeah.

I told him.

And he actually was, like, into it.

What?

Oh, freaky.

He thought it was hot.

So, you know, I asked him what he thought about incest, and he's a huge fan.

He thinks it's super kinky.

So, basically, what he wanted me

to do is have sex with you before I go on my date with him.

Are you serious?

Have I ever not looked so serious?

That's pretty awesome.

Yeah.

And then eventually, you know, when we get married,

he was actually thinking, like, maybe after, you know, the three of us can, like, uh...

I'll be banging my mom with my stepdad?

How do you feel about that?

Maybe I'll need, like, a glass of wine or something.

You can have whatever you need.

You're into that?

So, like, whoa.

Maybe DP?

Yeah.

I mean, do you want to make your mommy and daddy happy?

You guys are crazy.

I love it.

Yeah, I guess they are a little crazy.

So, when's your date?

Oh, in, like, 30 minutes.

Oh, so you want a little quickie?

Yeah.

Right here on your bed?

Your future dad wants you to fuck your mom before she goes on her date with him.

I have to do what dad says.

I don't want to get in trouble.

That's right.

So, why don't you make your mommy and daddy happy?

Oh, I love it.

Yeah?

Alright, mom.

You ready?

I'm ready.

Are you happy?

This is what your future daddy wants.

You're so wet, mom.

I do love fucking my son.

That's a good boy, Alex.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there you go, Alex.

Oh, good boy, Alex.

Oh, my God, Alex.

Good boy.

You've learned so much since the first time.

There you go.

- You okay, mom? - Uh-huh

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Gonna flip you, Mom.

Alex, you know all the positions.

Oh, good.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck your mommy.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Spread your cheeks for me Mom.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah, Alex, good job, baby.

Oh, oh, ohhhh, fuck.

So, Mom, when we DP you, who gets your butt?

Oh, oh, Alex, family first.

Yeah.

You, baby.

Yeah, tell me you want me, you want me in your butt, Mom.

I want you in my butt, Alex.

Yeah.

Oh, get it, Alex, yeah.

That's my pussy.

Yeah, you have it.

That's my pussy, Mom.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah, Alex

yeah.

Oh, just like that.

Oh yeah.

Fuck.

Oh yeah.

Mom likes it rough, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, Mommy likes it rough.

- Fill your pussy up with cum before you - Uh huh.

- go on your date? - Uh huh.

Ohhhhhh fuck!

Keep it all in there.

Oh, let me get your skirt so you can get dressed.

Here you go, Mom.

Just make sure you have fun on your date now.

Oh, I will.

But let him know what I just did to you.

So why don't you pull off your pants for Mommy?

Um, why don't you help me, Mom?

Oh, of course.

I help you with everything, don't I?

Yeah.

I don't have to move out, do I?

How are we supposed to have our family threesome every night if you move out?

I don't know.

That probably won't work.

Remember what your new Daddy likes?

And you don't want to make Daddy mad.

Nope.

Okay, Mom.

Are you going to wear that bra or no bra?

I know how you prefer.

Well, under the dress.

Today.

I'm going to wear a bra under the dress.

But for you, I'm going to take it off.

I like when you set him free.

I know, you got to let the babies breathe.

Uh-oh.

Make that python grow.

I know what to do, baby.

Make sure you jerk it too, Mom.

I know what I can do.

I want to eat you out while you sit on your chair, next to your dress.

Pull your panties off.

Of course, you can do whatever you want before your mommy's wedding day.

That's a good boy, Alex.

Yeah, you like that, Mom?

Yeah, I like it, Alex.

Yeah, that's a good boy, Alex.

- Are you ready for me to come, Mom? - Yeah sure.

Get down.

Uh-oh!

I thought I was aiming for your mouth.

It's okay, sweetheart. it's the first time you've ever done that.

You've got to get your makeup fixed.

I know.

Oh god, now I've got to get it fixed, again.

It's okay, it was worth it.