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So, I'm going to do your work. Off you go. Off you go.

Hey! What? You can't do that now.

Says who?

You know, I take you in when you become a delusion of romance.

I love you.

I nurture you. I shelter you.

Feed you your favorite thing in life.

You can't even indulge me.

Okay, girl.

I'll indulge you. Okay.

Come here.

What?

Turn. Turn. Turn.

So, how was work?

Oh, disgusting, as usual.

Well, are you up for murder yet?

No.

Well, did you at least blind the asshole?

Was that fun?

Marvelous, to be fair.

Oh, dude.

Great.

My favorite.

Fortune cookie? Fortune cookie.

Huh.

Go with the flow. What does yours say?

Mine says, things change.

Maybe Ross will wake up tomorrow with amnesia.

Hi, Lisa.

Hi, Jonathan.

Are the chemicals ready?

I'll be okay.

Thanks.

Come on, share it with me, Lisa.

Lisa,

you and me in that roommate of yours? Bad chance.

I'll leave you alone.

I think he's going for the world's record in rejected hits.

Can I have a hug?

Of course.

I can't believe it.

My best and my only work buddy is leaving me today.

I finally get you here, and then you take that scholarship in Italy.

Will you send me a postcard of one of those?

Naked ladies all cast in bronze?

Promise.

I promise.

John, let's not ruin a good thing.

It's not like that, Lisa.

I really care for you.

Let's not show it that way. It's just not me.

Speak from experience.

What is that supposed to mean?

It means you've never been with a guy.

And I'd like to keep it that way.

You're incredible, Brad.

Getting so soft.

Crazy about you.

Touch me all over.

Feel good?

Oh, yeah.

I feel good.

Catch me all over.

Feel good?

Oh, yes.

It feels good.

Oh, me too.

Don't worry, Lisa.

I won't hurt you.

Your first hand job?

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to put it on now.

Here. Look around the edges here.

It's not coming.

Leave your teeth.

Oh, it's not coming now.

Yeah, I need my balls.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, yes.

Swallow it.

All the way.

That is it.

It's so hard.

Yeah. Do I get that right? Yeah.

I will be down.

Sucked down deep.

Ugh, licked my balls too.

Brass dog.

Put two fingers in your...

Can I get you anything?

Do you want some ice cream?

No, I think I'll plan it. Okay.

Here you go.

Thanks.

You want to join me for a drink?

I didn't know you drank, Jacqueline.

Well, I don't, but today I do.

I started working in a law firm with 20 dicks, and you drank, too.

One of those days, right?

Yeah, but I really appreciate you coming on such short notice.

I've got knots in my muscles never known to man before.

Well, I get them out like I usually do.

Denise, you're a godsend.

Thanks.

God, you're so tight. I've never seen you like this. What's up?

Just your typical political screwball job.

I've got one guy that does one thing, another guy that does something else.

Then they realize they both fucked up, so they act like nothing ever happened.

But somehow I've lost the recognition and a step on the corporate ladder.

The whole idea is supposed to be upward mobility.

You want to trade jobs for a day?

I think I will stick to ironing out the tension instead of living it. Can you

turn over for me?

Well, who knows, Denise?

Maybe surrounded by 20 dicks, even you'd get turned on.

Oh, Pat.

So no men, huh?

Mm -mm.

Women only?

Mm -hmm.

Do you ever think about you and me?

I'd be crazy not to.

You're very beautiful.

And smart.

But I'm devoted to him. Lisa, you know that.

Well, I wonder what it would be like to be with a woman.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be with a man?

I used to, but not anymore.

Well, I bet with the right guy, you'd get turned on.

What was that word again?

Oh, pie.

Sure, Adam.

You look like your day was worse than mine.

Mine was pretty wretched.

Well, as you say, I wasn't too happy with the verdict.

Well, why don't you join us?

Denise here is a queen of carrying white -collar aches and pains.

You don't mind, do you? I'll pay you double.

Let's drink and begin.

Do you like that?

Mm -hmm.

Feel good?

Oh.

She does a good job, doesn't she?

Oh.

She's pretty, too, isn't she?

Oh, Denise, you're amazing.

That's what your wife tells me.

Oh.

We have that in there.

Turn you on yeah, you turn me

on

To me, it's pretty amazing, isn't he?

Oh, yeah.

You know, I was thinking, with the right guy, she could really come around.

I mean, I think she would like it.

Maybe you could help?

Yeah, sure.

Picture it with someone he had in the office?

I actually had you in mine.

I mean, I knew she wouldn't like it, and so would I.

Yeah, sure.

Why don't you turn it over and I'll show you how much I like it.

Ah.

Ooh, I wanna fuck you.

I want to fuck you good.

I didn't forget about anything else.

Ah.

Give it to me, give it to me

Thank you.

Okay.

Are you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I just started my period.

I thought you had your period ten days ago.

Denise, something happened at work today.

Did the vassal hurt you? I'll kill him. I'll hire a hitman if you want. No, no.

No, calm down.

It wasn't wrong.

Jonathan, he kissed me.

And I felt this thing come over me.

Denise, you turned me on.

So what?

At least you're ready for us for tonight. Give me a kiss and you forget

the whole thing.

You're not listening.

I heard you. He turned you on.

Listen, Lisa, it's not Jonathan that turned you on. You turned yourself on.

Congratulations on discovering your own sexuality.

You should celebrate.

I can't.

See, ever since my father left me, I switched off to men,

and I never really gave them a chance, ever.

Then I met you, and you took me in, but I realized that I had

never got a chance to really be on my own, you know?

Lisa, you don't have to punish yourself for the way you live.

I'm not.

I just need to explore my own sexuality.

You know, find out if I'm really gay or not.

You're leaving me?

Don't say it like that.

I just have a few questions that I need answered.

Please try and understand.

Hey.

If I get through this, we'll be together and I won't have any more questions.

I don't want you to forget how good it is.

I don't want to forget, Bruce.

Yes!

Okay.

Are you sure you don't want me to help you lock up?

No.

We could crack open this wine bottle.

And test out a few beds.

Well, that sounds like a plan, Sarah, but I don't think your husband would go

for it.

You're such a good guy, Robbie.

That's what makes you so appealing.

A little boring, maybe.

But definitely appealing.

I think you need to get laid a little more often.

So what makes you think you're a sex therapist now?

Huh? I'm a woman.

It's a profession I'm born into.

Are you sure you don't want me to help close up shop?

Uh, no, I think you can go home now. Hey.

I'll just hide herself out shopping by now.

Thanks anyway, Robbie.

Okay.

Bye -bye.

Excuse me, miss. I'm sorry, but we're closing the store right now.

Oh, but I just found what I wanted.

Can I please buy it now? I can't sleep on my floor another night.

Well, I guess I don't have a choice. What did you decide on? Well, I've

on this and this.

You always get so excited buying furniture.

Well, it's my first time.

Your first time?

That's called for a celebration.

Would you like to make a toast?

Compliment?

Compliment the store?

Why not?

Okay, I'll be right back. Okay.

My own bed.

Who am I talking to?

Lisa.

Robbie.

It's your first time.

Bottoms up.

First time. Bottoms up.

Can I have some more?

Why, certainly.

Thank you.

I feel dizzy.

Well, maybe you should lie down.

Can I get you a glass of water?

I think you'll live.

Feel any better?

Is there anything at all I can get for you?

Well, I've never lived alone, and I feel kind of scared.

Will you hold me?

Yeah, certainly.

I didn't know testing furniture would be so much fun.

You learn something new every day.

Just get right on top, man.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Ugh!

Would you like to make a lot of money for just being a man?

I just don't see girls after I fuck them.

I get bored. I lose interest.

Can I come back?

I'll never leave again.

I promise.