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Yeah, are we rolling?

Oh, okay, it's going. All right. Hi, good day.

I'm Bob McFrenzy, and this is my brother here,

Don McFrenzy. Coo -coo -coo -coo -coo -roo.

Coo -coo -coo -coo -coo -roo.

Yeah, and this is our show, Great Fucking Country.

Hey!

You didn't say good day, eh?

Want to say good day?

How's it a good day? We're almost out of beer, right?

Okay, well, so we got a great show for you today since it is Canada Day.

You know, we got a couple good topics for you. We got maple syrup right here.

got to talk about maple syrup today and then also beer.

It's leaking.

Well, yeah, that's fine. You know, put some flapjacks underneath. It'll be all

right. Lapjack. Yeah, there you go.

So those are our topics for today.

Actually, you know, I've got one more subject before we bring her in. Yeah,

okay. What's your subject, A?

Believe it or not, I had a moose on my lawn this morning.

You've got to be careful.

A big fucker, too.

Yeah, they're aggressive, especially this time of year.

It's mating season, so there's 12 points.

12 points. 12 points.

Big one. That's a big boy. Big fucking.

That's a big boy.

I wonder what that fellow bought. He's in your yard. Like this. Yeah. Moose

this. Moose cock. I get it. On the head.

Fucking big moose cock in your front lawn.

Should have seen it.

Yeah, we've seen the mooses before. So do you want to maybe bring her on now?

Oh. What a surprise.

Hi. Hello.

Hello. Wow. Oh, Canada.

Happy Canada Day.

Welcome to the great fucking country. Good Canada Day.

Good Canada Day, eh?

Yeah, hey.

What's up, cheesehead?

Me.

You guys got your toques on.

Yeah.

Aren't you cold?

Look at the Rockies on her.

She's one winter jacket I'd like to fuck.

Come on.

Take off. I saw her first. Hey, you take off. She wants me.

She doesn't want anything.

I'd knock your ass all the way back to Sunnyvale. How's that sound, eh?

Sunnyvale? Yeah. I'll take you to Quebec and throw you in a dumpster. Oh, in a

dumpster, will you? In a dumpster. Okay, yeah. You know what? You push me in a

dumpster. Let's see what happens, huh? You better quit pushing me. What does

want? Take the gloves off.

Okay, chill out, you hosers.

Come on.

Seriously? You're embarrassing yourself in front of your lady. I'm sitting down

like a gentleman.

You're up.

I don't even know how to spell gentlemen.

Okay, you hosers, let me take something off.

Boy, those goal regulation ties are what?

Look at those jugs.

You like these beer cans?

Has there been any sign of that famous Canadian beaver?

I don't know.

It might be in here.

It really is something.

Yeah. Do you hosers really want to see something?

Mm -hmm. I mean, that's what the show's about, you know.

Oh, I'm sure you do.

Ooh.

Now that's the areola.

Whoops.

There's some Rockies there.

Oh,

and look.

My favorite.

Vicky Therese.

It's getting hot in here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so hot.

It's my favorite.

I can see that. The way you're rubbing it, it looks like you're a fan.

So sweet.

Sticky. Are you guys a fan of sweet and sticky?

Oh, yeah.

I'm kind of hungry.

You know I am. I know how much you love your maple syrup.

Oh, yeah.

That's one way to use the syrup, isn't it?

They're so sweet.

I'd love to taste the sweetness.

Hey, what?

Oh, yeah.

You two hosers are in?

Oh, yeah. Hey.

Hey. Well,

you have to come here because I'm stuck to the floor.

I don't think we're quite in yet, though.

Oh, yeah.

That's really good.

It is good. That's really good. And you know what's even better?

What's that?

I'm going to make a bigger accent for you guys. Oh, jeez. Oh, give

me that. I don't want to weight that beer on you.

I know there's nothing in there, but oh, now it's. It's in there, though.

Oh,

I have to go get it.

Okay.

Would you?

Holy smackies, would you look at that? You know, Dana from Nova Scotia could do

that, too. You know, I mean with her mouth, not with her woo -ha. Really?

Yeah. Is that my cousin?

Oh, you know Dana?

I know Dana.

Oh, jeez.

It's getting hot in here. I'm taking my jacket off.

It's hot and sticky, Hosers.

Wow. Oh, wow.

You guys got a boner from that.

Take off. Yeah, we did. I mean, look at you.

That's a beautiful flower.

Wow. Oh, jeez.

Oh, you've got too much clothes on.

Oh, you want to say? You want a Canadian blowjob?

Yeah.

It is. It is Canada Day.

Yeah, let's celebrate.

Celebrate with that mouth.

Oh you can really suck a cock eh?

why don't you take that yeah you take off i'm gonna stand right here

She's good, eh?

Best show ever.

Best show.

Great fucking show, great fucking country.

Let's see those pretty eyes when we suck it. Yeah, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It is a beauty, isn't it, really? A way to spend our day.

Good show.

Best day. Best day. What a beauty of a show.

Oh.

Can't ask for much more, eh?

No.

How you feeling? Oh, great.

I wish all the cats would

like this.

Yeah, me too. Good to have her on, you know. It makes up for me being offside

twice in the last night's game.

Killing me.

Oh, yes.

Stroke it.

Stroke it, stroke it, stroke it.

Okay, boys, I think I'm ready for some Canadian sausage.

You stole it from me. Take all

of ice cold at first. I got her on the show.

It was my idea to bring her on.

Is it as good as his mouth?

Pussy there.

Great. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Get that open.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm getting jealous.

Oh, yeah.

Sweet.

Cops here.

Open their mouth up.

Oh,

yes.

Keep licking it.

Thank you.

It's the Toronto barbecue, that's what they call this one.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh,

yeah.

Great fucking country we live in. Let me pull it out like a testicle. There you

go.

One more time.

Uh -huh.

It's like a root.

Trees growing out of her mouth.

That's it. Jerk it off.

Yes. Yes. Oh,

gosh.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, like a tap on a maple tree.

Just one foot in, that's it.

Just one foot.

You need no camera, eh?

That's it.

You need no camera.

My fucking camera's right here.

My tongue's hurting.

Stick your tongue out.

That's it.

Get that cotton in your mouth. Stick your tongue out.

Keep your tongue out. That's it. Get my balls. Yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

So fucking good. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, what a girl.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Puck your lips up.

Puck your lips.

You love it? Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, look at you.

Look at you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. That's it.

Oh, fuck.

Turn your pretty face over here.

Wow. Oh, the beauty of a show.

Beauty of a show.

Lean all the way forward on him.

There you go.

You fuck her for a second, then I get it. There you go.

That's it.

Now lift your pussy up to me, too.

All right, go back to him.

Go back to my brother. There you go.

Back up here.

I think we need to switch it out.

Let him fuck you like that Oh

It doesn't matter.

I'm sliding.

This is better than hot.

Thank you second just like that all right set back up

This is magical.

Look at her face, look at her face

He shoots. He scores.

There's our show.

You know, great fucking country. Great show we had today.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Cheers.

How rude of me.

We've done a lot of shows. This has been our best one.

I would say.

Best show we've done, eh?

Happy fucking Canada Day.

Eh?

Canada fucking rocks.

Canada fucking rocks. Ay.

It was fun.

Ay. Ay.

Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo.

There's your BTS.

Canada, it's a great fucking country.

What are your thoughts on Canada?

You're like, where is Canada?

Healthcare. Democratic socialism.

I'm all about that shit.

I love Canada.

It's pretty fucking hot and I can't wait to bang her. Vancouver.

Yay!

Best snowboarding? That was awesome. Best weed?

Best healthcare?

No gun? Best pussy?

It's like that real good Labatt Blue, the real Labatt Blue. Not the American

shit, the 7 -Eleven stuff.

Let's go up to Canada and just start fucking.

It's so much fun growing up there.

I would live in Canada tomorrow.

Favorite.

Dickie.

Me too.

Me too.

Good day.