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Yeah, are we rolling?
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Oh, okay, it's going. All right. Hi,
good day.
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I'm Bob McFrenzy, and this is my brother
here,
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Don McFrenzy. Coo -coo -coo -coo -coo
-roo.
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Coo -coo -coo -coo -coo -roo.
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Yeah, and this is our show, Great
Fucking Country.
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Hey!
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You didn't say good day, eh?
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Want to say good day?
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How's it a good day? We're almost out of
beer, right?
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Okay, well, so we got a great show for
you today since it is Canada Day.
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You know, we got a couple good topics
for you. We got maple syrup right here.
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got to talk about maple syrup today and
then also beer.
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It's leaking.
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Well, yeah, that's fine. You know, put
some flapjacks underneath. It'll be all
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right. Lapjack. Yeah, there you go.
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So those are our topics for today.
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Actually, you know, I've got one more
subject before we bring her in. Yeah,
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okay. What's your subject, A?
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Believe it or not, I had a moose on my
lawn this morning.
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You've got to be careful.
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A big fucker, too.
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Yeah, they're aggressive, especially
this time of year.
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It's mating season, so there's 12
points.
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12 points. 12 points.
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Big one. That's a big boy. Big fucking.
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That's a big boy.
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I wonder what that fellow bought. He's
in your yard. Like this. Yeah. Moose
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this. Moose cock. I get it. On the head.
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Fucking big moose cock in your front
lawn.
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Should have seen it.
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Yeah, we've seen the mooses before. So
do you want to maybe bring her on now?
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Oh. What a surprise.
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Hi. Hello.
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Hello. Wow. Oh, Canada.
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Happy Canada Day.
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Welcome to the great fucking country.
Good Canada Day.
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Good Canada Day, eh?
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Yeah, hey.
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What's up, cheesehead?
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Me.
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You guys got your toques on.
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Yeah.
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Aren't you cold?
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Look at the Rockies on her.
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She's one winter jacket I'd like to
fuck.
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Come on.
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Take off. I saw her first. Hey, you take
off. She wants me.
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She doesn't want anything.
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I'd knock your ass all the way back to
Sunnyvale. How's that sound, eh?
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Sunnyvale? Yeah. I'll take you to Quebec
and throw you in a dumpster. Oh, in a
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dumpster, will you? In a dumpster. Okay,
yeah. You know what? You push me in a
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dumpster. Let's see what happens, huh?
You better quit pushing me. What does
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want? Take the gloves off.
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Okay, chill out, you hosers.
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Come on.
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Seriously? You're embarrassing yourself
in front of your lady. I'm sitting down
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like a gentleman.
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You're up.
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I don't even know how to spell
gentlemen.
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Okay, you hosers, let me take something
off.
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Boy, those goal regulation ties are
what?
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Look at those jugs.
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You like these beer cans?
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Has there been any sign of that famous
Canadian beaver?
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I don't know.
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It might be in here.
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It really is something.
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Yeah. Do you hosers really want to see
something?
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Mm -hmm. I mean, that's what the show's
about, you know.
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Oh, I'm sure you do.
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Ooh.
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Now that's the areola.
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Whoops.
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There's some Rockies there.
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Oh,
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and look.
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My favorite.
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Vicky Therese.
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It's getting hot in here. Yeah. Oh,
yeah. It's so hot.
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It's my favorite.
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I can see that. The way you're rubbing
it, it looks like you're a fan.
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So sweet.
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Sticky. Are you guys a fan of sweet and
sticky?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm kind of hungry.
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You know I am. I know how much you love
your maple syrup.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's one way to use the syrup, isn't
it?
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They're so sweet.
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I'd love to taste the sweetness.
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Hey, what?
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Oh, yeah.
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You two hosers are in?
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Oh, yeah. Hey.
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Hey. Well,
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you have to come here because I'm stuck
to the floor.
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I don't think we're quite in yet,
though.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's really good.
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It is good. That's really good. And you
know what's even better?
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What's that?
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I'm going to make a bigger accent for
you guys. Oh, jeez. Oh, give
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me that. I don't want to weight that
beer on you.
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I know there's nothing in there, but oh,
now it's. It's in there, though.
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Oh,
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I have to go get it.
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Okay.
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Would you?
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Holy smackies, would you look at that?
You know, Dana from Nova Scotia could do
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that, too. You know, I mean with her
mouth, not with her woo -ha. Really?
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Yeah. Is that my cousin?
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Oh, you know Dana?
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I know Dana.
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Oh, jeez.
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It's getting hot in here. I'm taking my
jacket off.
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It's hot and sticky, Hosers.
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Wow. Oh, wow.
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You guys got a boner from that.
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Take off. Yeah, we did. I mean, look at
you.
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That's a beautiful flower.
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Wow. Oh, jeez.
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Oh, you've got too much clothes on.
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Oh, you want to say? You want a Canadian
blowjob?
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Yeah.
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It is. It is Canada Day.
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Yeah, let's celebrate.
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Celebrate with that mouth.
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Oh you can really suck a cock eh?
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why don't you take that yeah you take
off i'm gonna stand right here
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She's good, eh?
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Best show ever.
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Best show.
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Great fucking show, great fucking
country.
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Let's see those pretty eyes when we suck
it. Yeah, there you go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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It is a beauty, isn't it, really? A way
to spend our day.
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Good show.
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Best day. Best day. What a beauty of a
show.
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Oh.
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Can't ask for much more, eh?
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No.
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How you feeling? Oh, great.
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I wish all the cats would
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like this.
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Yeah, me too. Good to have her on, you
know. It makes up for me being offside
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twice in the last night's game.
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Killing me.
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Oh, yes.
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Stroke it.
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Stroke it, stroke it, stroke it.
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Okay, boys, I think I'm ready for some
Canadian sausage.
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You stole it from me. Take all
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of ice cold at first. I got her on the
show.
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It was my idea to bring her on.
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Is it as good as his mouth?
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Pussy there.
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Great. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's it.
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Get that open.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm getting jealous.
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Oh, yeah.
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Sweet.
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Cops here.
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Open their mouth up.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Keep licking it.
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Thank you.
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It's the Toronto barbecue, that's what
they call this one.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Great fucking country we live in. Let me
pull it out like a testicle. There you
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go.
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One more time.
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Uh -huh.
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It's like a root.
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Trees growing out of her mouth.
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That's it. Jerk it off.
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Yes. Yes. Oh,
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gosh.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah, like a tap on a maple tree.
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Just one foot in, that's it.
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Just one foot.
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You need no camera, eh?
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That's it.
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You need no camera.
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My fucking camera's right here.
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My tongue's hurting.
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Stick your tongue out.
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That's it.
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Get that cotton in your mouth. Stick
your tongue out.
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Keep your tongue out. That's it. Get my
balls. Yeah.
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Oh, that's so good.
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So fucking good. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, what a girl.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Puck your lips up.
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Puck your lips.
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You love it? Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Oh, look at you.
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Look at you go.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, yeah. That's it.
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Oh, fuck.
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Turn your pretty face over here.
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Wow. Oh, the beauty of a show.
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Beauty of a show.
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Lean all the way forward on him.
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There you go.
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You fuck her for a second, then I get
it. There you go.
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That's it.
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Now lift your pussy up to me, too.
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All right, go back to him.
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Go back to my brother. There you go.
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Back up here.
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I think we need to switch it out.
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Let him fuck you like that Oh
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It doesn't matter.
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I'm sliding.
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This is better than hot.
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Thank you second just like that all
right set back up
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This is magical.
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Look at her face, look at her face
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He shoots. He scores.
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There's our show.
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You know, great fucking country. Great
show we had today.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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How rude of me.
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We've done a lot of shows. This has been
our best one.
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I would say.
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Best show we've done, eh?
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Happy fucking Canada Day.
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Eh?
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Canada fucking rocks.
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Canada fucking rocks. Ay.
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It was fun.
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Ay. Ay.
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Coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo.
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There's your BTS.
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Canada, it's a great fucking country.
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What are your thoughts on Canada?
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You're like, where is Canada?
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Healthcare. Democratic socialism.
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I'm all about that shit.
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I love Canada.
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It's pretty fucking hot and I can't wait
to bang her. Vancouver.
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Yay!
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Best snowboarding? That was awesome.
Best weed?
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Best healthcare?
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No gun? Best pussy?
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It's like that real good Labatt Blue,
the real Labatt Blue. Not the American
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shit, the 7 -Eleven stuff.
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Let's go up to Canada and just start
fucking.
267
00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:46,410
It's so much fun growing up there.
268
00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:48,590
I would live in Canada tomorrow.
269
00:35:49,830 --> 00:35:50,830
Favorite.
270
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,050
Dickie.
271
00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:54,950
Me too.
272
00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:56,130
Me too.
273
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:57,530
Good day.
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