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Is it done?
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He was eating Sardinian casu marzu.
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I didn't realize it was still possible
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to get casu marzu in this country.
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The stomach acid
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of a thousand maggots
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rotting the cheese
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from the inside out,
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making it richer,
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smoother.
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But... for the whole thing to work,
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you must eat all of it.
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The maggots are what make
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the experience wonderful.
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- Mm.
- I didn't call you
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for a Gordon Ramsay impression, Wilkes.
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I ask again.
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Is it done?
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It's done.
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I wonder what kind of a man
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gets casu marzu on demand.
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You know who he is, don't you?
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Of course I do.
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The press are breaking a story on him
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in the morning.
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No one does this better than you,
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and I need him delivered
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before that happens.
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Bring him to the usual place
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by 2 a.m.
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That's in four hours.
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No delays.
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I trust you to help me
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make a statement with this one.
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Well, he's dead already.
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The rest shouldn't take too long.
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Good.
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Oh, and Wilkes?
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I know you have your own methods
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and I respect that.
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But maybe try and treat this
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like business,
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just for once?
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Ooh, ha!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Great costume.
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Happy Halloween, dick!
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God dammit!
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What is this shit?
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Son of a bitch!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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Holy shit, man!
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Watch where you're going.
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What the fuck?
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Jesus Christ.
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Whoa.
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Did you make this?
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This is unbelievable.
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Oh my God, dude.
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This looks so real.
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Dot, look at this thing.
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Don't call me Dot.
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Wait a second.
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What are you doing right now?
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I know, I know that's a weird thing
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to ask a stranger, but, uh,
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we're on our way to this party,
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and it's gonna be
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outrageously cool
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and, like, super sick,
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and I was kind of hoping
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we can make a big entrance
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at this thing, but, um,
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as you can see...
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we look pathetic, so...
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I got off work, like,
30 minutes ago, so...
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Still could have made an effort, Nick.
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- Well, I...
- What are you supposed to be?
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- What are you dressed as?
- This is steampunk.
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- This... and...
- Goggles?
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You're dressed as goggles?
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Oh, shit, sorry, Alan Morgan Adams
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of the Massachusetts Morgan Adamses.
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Hey, hey, buddy,
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whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where are we goin'?
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Are you, like, uh,
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the British American
Psycho or something?
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Whoa, Dorothy.
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Sorry, you gotta forgive her.
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She's from Westlake.
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We're still workin' on her manners.
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We're kind of a...
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My Fair Lady type of deal.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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He's the, uh, self-important drunk perv
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who thinks that he's a big deal,
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and I'm just the bad ass
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everyone wants to hang out with.
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So is this, like, your...
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latest victim or something?
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Yes, for now.
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Okay, dude, dude, dude, dude.
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Uh, you gotta come with us.
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What can I say
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that is gonna get you there?
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There's gonna be an open bar.
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Does that do anything for you?
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There's gonna be
outrageously hot chicks,
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- like crazy hot chicks.
- Wow.
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- Fucking gag me.
- Okay, okay.
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Everybody is gonna be there, man.
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I can assure you
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that the party we're going to
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is a million times cooler
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than the party you were going to.
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My buddy Jack,
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he, uh, he's the host.
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He always does this, like,
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grand arrival,
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and everyone flips out
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about his costume, but this thing,
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this is gonna blow his cock off.
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Look, uh, someone slashed my tires,
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- and I really need...
- You need a ride.
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Done.
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That we can do. We can
get you a ride, man.
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Consider it done.
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Please walk away.
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Yeah, no, there's...
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there's no way you're gonna get a cab
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- with this thing, dude, so...
- Hey!
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He's right, that's a good point, Nick.
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Thank you for finally making
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a contribution.
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No one's gonna let you
in the back of a cab
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with this thing, you'll make a mess.
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Come with us for one drink.
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Just one drink, you walk right back out,
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you're out on the streets,
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you're killin' all
your victims in no time.
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You know what?
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That actually sounds
like a really good idea.
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Let's do it.
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What?
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I can't believe that worked.
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Wow, I did not see that coming.
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It's the best night of my life.
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This is exciting.
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What an exciting turn of events.
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Lift with your legs, Nick.
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There's four of us.
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If we all just, um...
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Oh my gosh.
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Slashed your tires, huh?
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Bunch of fuckin' savages in this town.
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Put your back into it, Nick.
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It's pretty heavy.
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Oh yeah, here we go!
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This way, this way, come on!
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Here we go again!
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That ought to be good.
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Prop him up there.
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Do not move, okay?
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Don't move, I'm gonna go find Jack.
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Especially this guy.
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Everybody raise your hands!
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Where is this guy?
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Girls and boys,
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queer gender friends,
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please turn your eyes to the dance floor
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and welcome your host,
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Jack Baker,
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Monster Maker!
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Oh, shit.
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Hello Alan.
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Unreal.
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Dalmore neat, double.
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Here.
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Here, want it?
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Yeah.
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Ah...
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- Yeah.
- Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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Ahh!
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Your costume is...
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brilliant.
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It's not a costume.
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Uh, yeah, more of a prop,
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I guess, right?
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The whole package really works.
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The suit, the blood.
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Maggie.
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Let them eat cake.
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She never said that.
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You know, Marie Antoinette,
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she never actually said,
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"Let them eat cake."
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It was just a thing
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that French like to attribute
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to every foreign queen
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they didn't like the look of.
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I mean, when things go wrong,
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why blame the king when you can blame
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his bitch of a wife?
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She's a very meaningful woman,
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I think. Um, famous,
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but as a caricature
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that confirms men's prejudices
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against women...
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Frivolous, ditzy,
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obsessed with buying shoes,
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silly, pretty,
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tragic little bon-bon
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good for porn, good for scorn,
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nothing in between.
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Well, you have really thought
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about your costume.
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Says the guy dragging
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a corpse around?
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Did you not come here
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with friends, Maggie?
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Just me.
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I hesitated to come,
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but tonight felt like
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the kind of night
something might happen.
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Well, you certainly make
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that costume work.
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A girl is expected to dress
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a little provocatively
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when she's invited
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to one of these parties.
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Why would a girl want to be
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invited to one of these parties?
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Oh, I don't know,
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one of these parties,
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one of these clubs, one of these jobs.
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It might be 230 years
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since the French Revolution,
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but boys still need the illusion
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of silly, tragic little bon-bons.
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Maybe that's not your problem.
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Maybe that's obviously
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occurred to me before,
and I don't need it
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mansplained to me by a stranger.
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So how long did it take you
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to stuff it?
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You don't stuff it,
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it's more of, um... roll,
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like a... pig in blanket.
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Oh, those are harder
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to roll cleanly than they look.
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It gets easier every time you do it.
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I do it this way every Halloween.
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You have to be a lot more careful
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disposing of a dead body
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on a normal evening.
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Right.
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Would you like me to, uh...
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let you in on something?
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People think that killing
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is the hard part.
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They also assume that
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the necessary next step
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is hiding the evidence,
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but it's not.
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You can't do it, not reliably.
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You have to come up with
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an alternative story
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for how this person died.
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Needs its own narrative,
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its own evidence,
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its own culprit.
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Takes more effort,
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but if you can do it
correctly, it works.
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You can do anything,
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as long as you don't give people
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the time to decide
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it's something different
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00:14:24,193 --> 00:14:25,944
from what you're telling them it is.
284
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:31,412
And that... is what makes this...
285
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:32,666
special.
286
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:34,836
That makes sense.
287
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,218
I'm not sure it all comes across
288
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,180
in the costume, but...
289
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,695
that makes sense.
290
00:14:41,698 --> 00:14:43,186
Okay, dude, a toast
291
00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:44,480
to every Friday the 13th movie.
292
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:45,357
Let's do this.
293
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:46,610
Friday the 13th.
294
00:14:47,572 --> 00:14:50,200
- Friday the 13th Part 2.
- Part 2.
295
00:14:50,202 --> 00:14:51,954
"Midway upon life's journey,
296
00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:54,876
I found myself within a forest dark."
297
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:57,716
"For the straightforward path
298
00:14:57,718 --> 00:14:58,781
had been lost."
299
00:14:58,784 --> 00:15:00,994
Hm.
300
00:15:00,997 --> 00:15:03,393
Hell's empty and all
the devils are here.
301
00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:08,553
Jason Takes Manhattan.
302
00:15:08,556 --> 00:15:09,767
Ah...
303
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,033
Aw!
304
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,052
Ew.
305
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:17,239
Are you leaving?
306
00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:19,843
I've been promised a ride to work.
307
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:23,016
You came with that guy Alan, right?
308
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:24,018
He's friends with Jack.
309
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:24,895
I work for Jack.
310
00:15:24,897 --> 00:15:25,980
Um, he's designing
311
00:15:25,982 --> 00:15:28,151
this horror virtual reality thing,
312
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:29,654
and I'm the coder who has to do
313
00:15:29,656 --> 00:15:30,364
all the damn work.
314
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:31,742
I... it's really...
315
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:32,869
really makes you feel good
316
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:34,466
about those student loan debts.
317
00:15:34,469 --> 00:15:35,415
Worth it.
318
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,670
Um, I can, uh,
319
00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,674
get you a car and drive you.
320
00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,437
Is anybody expecting you
321
00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:47,941
home tonight, Maggie?
322
00:15:47,943 --> 00:15:49,318
Not a soul.
323
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,074
Well, all right then.
324
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,002
I'll be right back.
325
00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:00,550
Make that booty drop.
326
00:16:06,062 --> 00:16:07,271
Hey, what's up, girl?
327
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,609
Hey, sexual harassment
328
00:16:09,612 --> 00:16:11,070
is a crime, shithead.
329
00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:12,699
- Whatever.
- Criminal!
330
00:16:14,328 --> 00:16:16,205
Hi. Uh, we're almost ready.
331
00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,919
I just... I... the body thing is huge.
332
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:20,297
I was just... figured we could use
333
00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,468
some help getting it downstairs.
334
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,221
There is no "we."
335
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:28,606
What?
336
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:29,816
I agreed to one drink.
337
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:30,985
I've had three.
338
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:31,987
Car, now.
339
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:33,741
- Dude, chill.
- What, no.
340
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,868
I already told Maggie
341
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,037
you can borrow my car.
342
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:37,456
Now come on!
343
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,836
Enjoy yourself for a bit, huh?
344
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,094
Take me to your car now
345
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:45,096
or I will kill you
346
00:16:45,098 --> 00:16:47,059
at your own party.
347
00:16:49,816 --> 00:16:52,110
You really got this killer thing down.
348
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,347
You nailed it.
349
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:54,490
I like it.
350
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:59,291
All right, all right.
351
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:00,628
I'll take you downstairs.
352
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:04,301
But first, shots!
353
00:17:07,561 --> 00:17:09,436
Finally we get to the good shit.
354
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,027
Dude, he never lets anyone in there.
355
00:17:13,029 --> 00:17:14,405
This night's gonna be epic.
356
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,700
Okay?
357
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:21,545
Hey, don't break anything.
358
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,135
Come on, one shot won't kill you.
359
00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:44,591
Mm.
360
00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:46,177
Every single one of those
361
00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:48,599
literally cost thousands of dollars.
362
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,477
Yeah, I got money
363
00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:51,437
and talent.
364
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:56,878
So I'm gonna need those car keys now.
365
00:17:56,881 --> 00:17:57,992
Yeah, we should probably
366
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,145
get back to the party.
367
00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:00,875
Aw, not yet, guys.
368
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:02,459
Come on.
369
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,714
Hey.
370
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,887
Hey, where are you going
in such a hurry anyway?
371
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:07,765
Can we come?
372
00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:08,722
Yo, dude,
373
00:18:08,724 --> 00:18:09,557
this is your party.
374
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,851
You got Sasha Grey DJing.
375
00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:12,479
You can't leave... He
can't leave the party.
376
00:18:12,481 --> 00:18:14,358
I can do whatever I want.
377
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,322
Guys, this... this is what
378
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:18,701
tonight is all about.
379
00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,245
All Hallow's Eve,
380
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,249
the night we put our masks on
381
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:26,340
and let our dark,
unpredictable sides fly.
382
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,597
This guy, man, look at him.
383
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,267
The costume, woo!
384
00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:32,645
The performance.
385
00:18:32,647 --> 00:18:33,772
I'm telling you, bro,
386
00:18:33,774 --> 00:18:36,903
next level commitment.
387
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,116
Think about it, guys.
388
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,368
How do we usually end the night?
389
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,080
Me, sittin' at home
390
00:18:42,082 --> 00:18:43,959
watching Plan 9 from Outer Space,
391
00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:45,253
mixing cocktails,
392
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:46,840
sending unsolicited dick pics
393
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,259
to Dorothy.
394
00:18:49,388 --> 00:18:52,225
Or, guys, we keep the
party goin', right?
395
00:18:52,227 --> 00:18:53,394
Keep the party goin',
396
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:54,606
lookin' for somebody,
397
00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,235
like this guy right here.
398
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,406
I don't know what's goin' down tonight,
399
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:02,412
but I am feeling so,
400
00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:04,667
what's the word? Alive.
401
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,372
I'm feelin' so alive right now, guys.
402
00:19:16,527 --> 00:19:19,154
Yeah, he, um...
403
00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:20,448
he occasionally, uh...
404
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,995
does that.
405
00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:25,626
Wait.
406
00:19:25,628 --> 00:19:27,295
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
407
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:31,011
Whoa.
408
00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,932
This animatronic too?
409
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:35,061
Woo, that is amazing!
410
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,900
Give it a kick, it'll stop.
411
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,210
You can do better than that.
412
00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:47,962
Oh, really?
413
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,214
All right.
414
00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:55,204
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
415
00:19:55,207 --> 00:19:56,312
Shit!
416
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,664
Did I fix it?
417
00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:06,708
I don't know.
418
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,338
Did you?
419
00:20:17,878 --> 00:20:19,129
Jesus!
420
00:20:19,132 --> 00:20:20,610
- Shit!
- That's an actual body!
421
00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:21,487
That's an actual body.
422
00:20:21,489 --> 00:20:22,740
Okay, okay, okay.
423
00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,242
That's a dead person for real.
424
00:20:29,881 --> 00:20:32,008
Put your fucking hands down.
425
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,094
Sorry.
426
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,784
Ugh, accepting a ride from strangers
427
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,997
is always such a bad idea.
428
00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:49,376
So, uh...
429
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,504
did you kill this guy?
430
00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:51,715
Well, he wasn't dead a minute ago.
431
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,136
If he is now, then technically
432
00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,221
you killed him.
433
00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:57,017
Huh...
434
00:20:57,019 --> 00:20:58,269
Are you, uh, are you a hitman
435
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,273
or something, or...
436
00:21:02,404 --> 00:21:03,780
Jesus Christ, man.
437
00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,366
You can't just kill people!
438
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,128
'Course you can.
439
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:15,011
Oh shit!
440
00:21:21,442 --> 00:21:22,693
Oh shit, man!
441
00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:23,820
I was just on VentureBeat's
442
00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:24,822
list of 40 under 40,
443
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,785
I can't die like this!
444
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,285
Okay, what's your name?
445
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,291
Um...
446
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,003
It's Jack, right?
447
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:33,422
And what do you do, Jack?
448
00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,926
Uh, I'm an artist.
449
00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:37,269
I have a trust fund, okay?
450
00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:38,102
Please!
451
00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:39,519
And would you define yourself
452
00:21:39,521 --> 00:21:40,938
as "sane"?
453
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,775
I... I...
454
00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:44,069
Anything you do other than
455
00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,656
eat, sleep, shit, fuck, and kill
456
00:21:45,658 --> 00:21:48,285
is a symptom of insanity.
457
00:21:48,287 --> 00:21:49,956
You see, there was a point
458
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,333
during human evolution
459
00:21:51,335 --> 00:21:52,293
where something,
460
00:21:52,295 --> 00:21:54,549
some neuron pathway misfired,
461
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:57,095
and we all became self-aware.
462
00:21:57,097 --> 00:21:58,723
That is to say,
463
00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:00,101
we became insane.
464
00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:04,109
We are balls of flesh and bone
465
00:22:04,111 --> 00:22:05,111
on a rock of ice
466
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:07,616
spinning through a dark, random universe
467
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,202
designed only to survive,
468
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,914
but then something happened in our DNA
469
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:13,335
where we went, "Hey, wait, wait, wait.
470
00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,339
What if I matter?
471
00:22:15,341 --> 00:22:17,595
What if it's all about me?"
472
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:21,561
Did you ever watch those, um...
473
00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:23,311
the David Attenborough shows?
474
00:22:23,314 --> 00:22:24,357
Mm.
475
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,322
They're magnificent, right?
476
00:22:27,324 --> 00:22:29,108
Full of death.
477
00:22:29,111 --> 00:22:30,244
And yet in a way,
478
00:22:30,246 --> 00:22:31,862
it makes sense.
479
00:22:31,865 --> 00:22:33,867
And then you try and watch
the news and it's crazy.
480
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:35,120
There's no sense at all.
481
00:22:35,123 --> 00:22:36,966
And I will answer that
other question for you.
482
00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:38,887
Does a crazy person know they're crazy?
483
00:22:38,889 --> 00:22:42,477
Yes, it's called a conscience.
484
00:22:42,479 --> 00:22:44,147
Jiminy Cricket,
485
00:22:44,149 --> 00:22:45,651
that's just the part of our brains
486
00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,278
screaming at the psychic tear
487
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,364
caused by the gulf
488
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,409
between what we are
489
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,249
and what we pretend to be.
490
00:22:57,384 --> 00:22:58,635
You think the world needs
491
00:22:58,637 --> 00:23:00,889
your doodles, artist?
492
00:23:01,977 --> 00:23:03,770
There's no art in the natural world.
493
00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:07,611
There is murder.
494
00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:10,867
Do you really think
495
00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,665
it made a difference to the world
496
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,544
if he lived or died?
497
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:20,929
That was the most amazing thing
498
00:23:20,931 --> 00:23:22,181
I've ever heard.
499
00:23:25,064 --> 00:23:26,315
Do you know how often
500
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,193
I've wanted to do that to somebody?
501
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,414
That's a...
502
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,293
Car keys, now.
503
00:23:36,295 --> 00:23:37,755
Jack, he's gonna fucking kill us.
504
00:23:37,757 --> 00:23:38,798
- Uh...
- He's right.
505
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,675
He is right.
506
00:23:39,677 --> 00:23:41,554
However, if you agree to help me,
507
00:23:41,556 --> 00:23:43,516
I promise I'll make it quick.
508
00:23:45,477 --> 00:23:46,773
Top drawer.
509
00:23:51,371 --> 00:23:52,621
You.
510
00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:21,926
Close the drawer.
511
00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:37,749
What the hell was that?
512
00:24:37,751 --> 00:24:39,085
I rigged it as an escape route.
513
00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:39,962
I thought it would be a fun way
514
00:24:39,964 --> 00:24:41,339
to impress girls.
515
00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:42,509
That is so rapey.
516
00:24:43,635 --> 00:24:44,510
Oh my God!
517
00:24:44,513 --> 00:24:45,514
Go, go, go, go.
518
00:24:46,644 --> 00:24:47,941
Ah!
519
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:49,523
- Jack, Jack, what are you...
- Jack!
520
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,625
Stop, stop the music!
521
00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,213
Please, somebody call the police!
522
00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:04,135
One of my guests is trying to kill us!
523
00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:11,901
What the fuck?
524
00:25:11,903 --> 00:25:12,986
Come on!
525
00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:15,992
Jesus Christ.
526
00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:17,036
Go, go, go.
527
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,935
I didn't know about the drawer,
528
00:25:28,937 --> 00:25:29,812
I swear.
529
00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,038
What's wrong with you?
530
00:25:47,933 --> 00:25:48,948
I know Jack.
531
00:25:48,951 --> 00:25:50,645
If there's a shortcut
way out of this room,
532
00:25:50,647 --> 00:25:51,522
it's gonna be revealed
533
00:25:51,524 --> 00:25:52,899
by some smug, nerdy
534
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:54,778
inside joke onanism.
535
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,281
I can figure it out.
536
00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:06,969
Thank you.
537
00:26:15,071 --> 00:26:16,237
Hurry up, come on!
538
00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:19,077
Guys, what the hell are we doing, huh?
539
00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,454
But why did we take this thing?
540
00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:21,832
Dude, this thing is a person.
541
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:22,834
Dude, there's probably a reward
542
00:26:22,836 --> 00:26:23,836
out on this guy.
543
00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:24,857
- What?
- What?
544
00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:25,935
There's always a reward
545
00:26:25,938 --> 00:26:27,313
when you turn in a murderer.
546
00:26:27,316 --> 00:26:28,741
They're gonna give us a pile of money.
547
00:26:28,743 --> 00:26:30,600
Everyone's gonna love us.
548
00:26:30,602 --> 00:26:31,602
We're gonna be heroes!
549
00:26:31,604 --> 00:26:32,854
Oh my... what are you,
550
00:26:32,856 --> 00:26:34,177
Dog the Bounty Hunter?
551
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:35,818
Is that not why you picked it up?
552
00:26:35,821 --> 00:26:37,614
Uh, it is not an it, it is a person
553
00:26:37,616 --> 00:26:38,741
that might still be alive.
554
00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:40,704
Yeah, but that guy's gonna want it...
555
00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:42,331
Him... back.
556
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,835
Ah!
557
00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:45,003
Wait.
558
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:47,780
Why is this suddenly our problem?
559
00:26:47,783 --> 00:26:48,845
Okay.
560
00:26:50,028 --> 00:26:51,391
We're gonna give him to the cops
561
00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:53,395
and then he stops being our problem.
562
00:26:53,397 --> 00:26:54,523
Okay?
563
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,595
Jack, keys?
564
00:26:55,598 --> 00:26:56,568
What?
565
00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:57,612
You were giving that guy a ride.
566
00:26:57,614 --> 00:26:58,405
Yeah, but he went all psycho
567
00:26:58,407 --> 00:27:00,033
before I could grab the keys.
568
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,537
Then why the fuck are we down here?
569
00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:02,622
I thought you guys drove!
570
00:27:02,624 --> 00:27:03,583
Oh my God!
571
00:27:03,585 --> 00:27:04,960
Nick drove us, you jackass.
572
00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:06,379
He parked three blocks away.
573
00:27:06,381 --> 00:27:08,091
Okay, so where are his keys?
574
00:27:11,099 --> 00:27:12,768
Aw, shit.
575
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,678
He wasn't wrong about you, was he?
576
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,014
You are a hitman, right?
577
00:27:37,528 --> 00:27:40,447
Could be in here for a really long time,
578
00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:41,575
you know?
579
00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:17,228
- Dude, Uber, right?
- Yes.
580
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,733
- Yes.
- Are you kidding me?
581
00:28:18,735 --> 00:28:20,110
Call 911.
582
00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,285
Okay, uh...
583
00:28:21,288 --> 00:28:22,615
Shit, I left my phone upstairs.
584
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:23,868
Oh my God, okay, fine.
585
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:24,703
I'll get the car.
586
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:26,665
No one is gonna let us get
into the car with a body.
587
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,669
No, no, they can be heroes with us.
588
00:28:28,671 --> 00:28:29,838
Are you serious?
589
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,965
Look, call the cops.
590
00:28:32,813 --> 00:28:34,183
Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
591
00:28:34,186 --> 00:28:35,348
When we came in here,
592
00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:36,351
there were cops outside.
593
00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,229
Uh, yes, uh, go, go now.
594
00:28:38,231 --> 00:28:39,357
Go.
595
00:28:46,498 --> 00:28:48,333
What did you say you wanted, Randy?
596
00:28:51,509 --> 00:28:53,886
A cinnamon raisin bagel, toasted,
597
00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:55,389
half butter... half...
598
00:28:55,391 --> 00:28:57,644
Otherwise it gets all drippy.
599
00:28:57,646 --> 00:28:58,969
Two creams, two sugars
600
00:28:58,972 --> 00:29:00,357
in the coffee.
601
00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,154
Oh, what the hell is this?
602
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,285
Central, this is Unit 1-Alpha-7-8.
603
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:08,248
Think I got another
drunk and disorderly.
604
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,876
He's possibly on drugs.
605
00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:11,004
Hey!
606
00:29:11,006 --> 00:29:13,509
- Please!
- Definitely on drugs.
607
00:29:13,511 --> 00:29:14,511
Please, I need you.
608
00:29:14,513 --> 00:29:15,888
Hey, what the hell are you doin'?
609
00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:17,141
Jesus Christ, I'm so happy to see you.
610
00:29:17,143 --> 00:29:18,519
Step back from the window.
611
00:29:18,521 --> 00:29:19,646
Now.
612
00:29:19,648 --> 00:29:21,232
Sir, um,
613
00:29:21,234 --> 00:29:22,527
my friends, they're down there,
614
00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:23,863
and in the building over there.
615
00:29:23,865 --> 00:29:25,365
We... we need... We need you to come.
616
00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:26,409
I need you to come with me, please.
617
00:29:26,411 --> 00:29:27,436
Uh-huh.
618
00:29:27,439 --> 00:29:28,622
Hey West, I got a couple
619
00:29:28,624 --> 00:29:29,752
of drunks to deal with.
620
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,797
You need me to come back?
621
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:35,511
Nah, I got it.
622
00:29:35,513 --> 00:29:36,934
All right, son.
623
00:29:36,937 --> 00:29:37,867
Show me.
624
00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:38,809
Come on, come on, come on!
625
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,270
Please hurry up, come on!
626
00:29:40,272 --> 00:29:41,314
He's coming back!
627
00:29:41,316 --> 00:29:42,901
Okay.
628
00:29:55,466 --> 00:29:56,803
No...
629
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:00,895
Count of Monte Cristo.
630
00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:03,046
Classic prison escape scene.
631
00:30:03,049 --> 00:30:04,569
Code is probably the release date
632
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:05,403
for The Exorcist
633
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,449
or THX1138
634
00:30:07,451 --> 00:30:08,577
or...
635
00:30:13,448 --> 00:30:14,589
Huh.
636
00:30:22,356 --> 00:30:24,108
We work pretty well together.
637
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:26,112
There is no "we."
638
00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:31,313
Guys!
639
00:30:31,356 --> 00:30:32,473
Guys!
640
00:30:32,476 --> 00:30:34,043
- Oh, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
641
00:30:34,046 --> 00:30:35,715
Yes!
642
00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:36,842
Oh, thank God.
643
00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,070
Come on, guys.
644
00:30:38,073 --> 00:30:39,598
Look, I know it's
Halloween and everything,
645
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,558
but you could really scare the hell
646
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,602
out of somebody with this thing.
647
00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:43,104
Oh, no, no, please,
uh, we need your help.
648
00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:43,856
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
649
00:30:43,858 --> 00:30:44,983
Stay where you are, miss.
650
00:30:44,985 --> 00:30:45,818
Uh, officer, please...
651
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:46,695
Hey, stay where you are!
652
00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:48,448
No, no, no, please,
you don't understand.
653
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:49,618
Command, I got a code 6A,
654
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,620
three intoxicated persons,
655
00:30:50,622 --> 00:30:51,705
one hysterical female.
656
00:30:51,707 --> 00:30:52,497
- Whoa!
- What?
657
00:30:52,499 --> 00:30:53,626
You fucking asshole!
658
00:30:53,628 --> 00:30:54,698
Stand down!
659
00:30:54,701 --> 00:30:55,880
Female is possibly armed.
660
00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:57,400
Stand down from what, you fucking moron?
661
00:30:57,402 --> 00:30:58,904
Someone is dead here
and we need your help.
662
00:30:58,906 --> 00:30:59,846
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay.
663
00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:00,765
It's gettin' away from us here.
664
00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:01,975
I know this doesn't look good.
665
00:31:01,977 --> 00:31:04,396
Just listen to me. My
name is Alan Morgan Adams.
666
00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:07,862
Of the Massachusetts Morgan Adamses.
667
00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:10,158
Okay, uh, were not the
ones you're looking for.
668
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,828
He is going to be here
any fucking second,
669
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:12,622
so can we...
670
00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:13,832
No, freeze right now!
671
00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:14,626
No, wait!
672
00:31:14,628 --> 00:31:16,505
Look, it's a real person.
673
00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:23,978
Wait, is that who I think it is?
674
00:31:26,935 --> 00:31:28,285
He's famous.
675
00:31:28,288 --> 00:31:29,355
Yeah.
676
00:31:29,358 --> 00:31:30,691
And rich.
677
00:31:30,694 --> 00:31:31,986
Yeah.
678
00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:33,616
And beautiful.
679
00:31:33,619 --> 00:31:34,871
Yeah.
680
00:31:38,676 --> 00:31:40,410
All right, so wait, just walk...
681
00:31:40,413 --> 00:31:41,622
Walk me through all this again.
682
00:31:41,624 --> 00:31:42,807
No, no, you need to call
683
00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:44,644
for backup right now or
we are all going to die.
684
00:31:44,646 --> 00:31:45,923
You tell me who did this.
685
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,276
Guys.
686
00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:01,056
He did it.
687
00:32:01,059 --> 00:32:02,179
Hey.
688
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,181
Hey you, stop right there!
689
00:32:03,183 --> 00:32:04,559
- Oh, shit.
- Freeze!
690
00:32:04,561 --> 00:32:05,561
Just shoot the bastard!
691
00:32:05,563 --> 00:32:06,646
Miss, you stay back,
692
00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:07,899
you let me take care of this.
693
00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:10,821
Now this is your last warning.
694
00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:11,948
What are you doing?
695
00:32:11,950 --> 00:32:12,950
Do you really think Chief Wiggum's
696
00:32:12,952 --> 00:32:14,704
gonna save the day?
697
00:32:14,706 --> 00:32:16,415
Good point.
698
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:18,294
Put your hands where I can see them.
699
00:32:22,179 --> 00:32:24,306
I said put your hands up!
700
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,603
Ooh, wait.
701
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:27,980
Oh God...
702
00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,692
Hey, stop!
703
00:32:29,694 --> 00:32:31,112
Come on, stop!
704
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:34,869
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
705
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:35,621
Don't go anywhere!
706
00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:37,034
You stop right now!
707
00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:40,923
Ow, oh my... ow!
708
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,489
What the hell!
709
00:32:42,492 --> 00:32:43,554
I...
710
00:33:21,339 --> 00:33:22,464
Hey Randy.
711
00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:24,259
They're out of cinnamon raisin, buddy.
712
00:33:35,868 --> 00:33:37,118
Can you believe that?
713
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,914
You're a murderer, they're thieves,
714
00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:40,166
I'm the one who gets shot.
715
00:33:41,672 --> 00:33:43,005
Okay, I can find them.
716
00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,299
I just need a computer.
717
00:33:44,301 --> 00:33:45,426
If they have a cell phone,
718
00:33:45,428 --> 00:33:46,513
I can track them.
719
00:33:50,815 --> 00:33:51,898
A flesh wound.
720
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,888
- Mm...
- Talk and walk.
721
00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:13,525
- Okay.
- Okay.
722
00:34:13,527 --> 00:34:15,028
Fuck.
723
00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,150
Guys, what the fuck are we gonna do now?
724
00:34:17,153 --> 00:34:18,367
Oh my God, I've never been
725
00:34:18,369 --> 00:34:19,912
this close to a famous person before.
726
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,347
Dude, put that thing down, man!
727
00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:23,670
No, we're not putting him down!
728
00:34:23,672 --> 00:34:25,298
Are you kidding me? You
guys know who this is
729
00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,760
and we get to be the
ones that rescued him.
730
00:34:26,762 --> 00:34:27,983
Wait a second.
731
00:34:27,986 --> 00:34:29,487
Hey, you know what?
732
00:34:29,490 --> 00:34:30,934
We're not rescuing him
733
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,397
because he's dead!
734
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,404
Okay, whatever.
735
00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:35,903
We need to get off the street, okay?
736
00:34:35,905 --> 00:34:36,946
And why couldn't he just kill,
737
00:34:36,948 --> 00:34:39,285
like, Elijah Wood or someone small?
738
00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:40,625
We could just take that.
739
00:34:40,628 --> 00:34:42,414
Yeah, you want to rip off
740
00:34:42,417 --> 00:34:43,250
a homeless guy?
741
00:34:43,252 --> 00:34:44,879
Do you want to shoot a puppy
while we're at it too, hmm?
742
00:34:44,881 --> 00:34:45,881
Oh, I'm sorry, would you rather
743
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,133
that the fucking psychopath
744
00:34:47,135 --> 00:34:48,304
catches up with us, Dot?
745
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,557
- Okay, okay.
- That's right.
746
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:51,392
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
747
00:34:51,394 --> 00:34:52,687
Yep, right, right, right.
748
00:34:52,689 --> 00:34:53,772
Okay.
749
00:34:56,697 --> 00:34:58,573
Hi, we just need to borrow this.
750
00:34:58,575 --> 00:35:01,195
Over my dead...
751
00:35:01,198 --> 00:35:02,414
body.
752
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,084
Yeah, that, that exactly, yes, um...
753
00:35:04,086 --> 00:35:06,419
Uh, that's good enough, right?
754
00:35:06,422 --> 00:35:07,532
Yup.
755
00:35:07,535 --> 00:35:09,094
So sorry, we're gonna take
really good care of it.
756
00:35:09,096 --> 00:35:09,846
Thanks so much.
757
00:35:09,848 --> 00:35:10,973
Nice to meet you.
758
00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:12,350
Hey, I know homelessness
759
00:35:12,352 --> 00:35:13,225
is a complex issue
760
00:35:13,228 --> 00:35:14,731
that can't be solved by charity alone,
761
00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:16,233
so I, uh, I hope this helps
762
00:35:16,235 --> 00:35:17,807
the situation just a little.
763
00:35:17,810 --> 00:35:18,810
Sorry, man.
764
00:35:18,813 --> 00:35:20,324
Thank you. God bless you.
765
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,745
Jack, come on!
766
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,105
_
767
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:53,129
_
768
00:36:00,595 --> 00:36:01,908
You're very calm
769
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:02,995
for someone who's just lost
770
00:36:02,998 --> 00:36:03,995
the bodily evidence
771
00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:04,942
that he's a murderer.
772
00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:06,709
Yes, remind me how that happened again.
773
00:36:14,142 --> 00:36:15,727
This might come in handy.
774
00:36:16,982 --> 00:36:19,902
Just doing what you said.
775
00:36:19,904 --> 00:36:22,992
New evidence, new culprits,
776
00:36:22,994 --> 00:36:24,286
new narrative, right?
777
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:35,606
Could you...
778
00:36:35,609 --> 00:36:37,444
could you just take that jumpsuit off?
779
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:38,899
- Wait, what, out here?
- Yes, yes.
780
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:40,819
We need somebody to help us, you guys.
781
00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,823
We're trying to be discreet, okay,
782
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:44,075
and he can see you from a mile off
783
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,913
with that, so...
784
00:36:45,915 --> 00:36:47,290
I could be naked under this.
785
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,543
Is that discreet?
786
00:36:51,662 --> 00:36:52,672
Hey, dude,
787
00:36:52,675 --> 00:36:54,136
why are you texting me right now?
788
00:36:54,139 --> 00:36:55,557
I'm not, I don't have my phone.
789
00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:57,645
Then what's...
790
00:36:57,647 --> 00:36:59,313
Oh no.
791
00:36:59,316 --> 00:37:00,692
Alan?
792
00:37:00,695 --> 00:37:02,069
Uh...
793
00:37:03,951 --> 00:37:06,102
Wait, is that the cop?
794
00:37:06,105 --> 00:37:07,205
Oh shit.
795
00:37:07,207 --> 00:37:09,209
Dude, he has your fucking phone.
796
00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:10,044
That's bad, right?
797
00:37:10,046 --> 00:37:11,213
Wait, I don't get it, why is...
798
00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:12,465
I... I don't know,
799
00:37:12,467 --> 00:37:14,052
but I feel like that can't be good.
800
00:37:14,054 --> 00:37:14,971
There's, like, emojis.
801
00:37:14,973 --> 00:37:16,599
Are you kidding me?
802
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,812
He is framing us, hello!
803
00:37:18,814 --> 00:37:20,481
Fuck!
804
00:37:20,483 --> 00:37:22,068
- Fuck, fuck!
- Shit!
805
00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,237
That's exactly what he's doing.
806
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:23,947
Fuck me!
807
00:37:23,949 --> 00:37:25,449
Oh God, oh my God.
808
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,619
Fucking be kidding me.
809
00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:28,205
Fuck my life, shit!
810
00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:30,544
- Oh shit.
- Fuck.
811
00:37:31,715 --> 00:37:33,340
Fuck that shit, man!
812
00:37:33,342 --> 00:37:35,597
Okay, this can't be happening right now.
813
00:37:38,612 --> 00:37:39,902
He doesn't know where we are.
814
00:37:39,905 --> 00:37:40,814
- That's true.
- Right?
815
00:37:40,816 --> 00:37:41,607
That's a good point.
816
00:37:41,609 --> 00:37:42,609
We can ditch the dead guy
817
00:37:42,611 --> 00:37:43,737
and just go our separate ways.
818
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:44,613
We can leave it anywhere.
819
00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:46,241
No, that is not a good idea.
820
00:37:46,243 --> 00:37:47,368
He killed Nick,
821
00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,328
and you stomped on
822
00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,497
this fucking guy's head.
823
00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:50,876
I am not the one
824
00:37:50,878 --> 00:37:53,130
who fuckin' brought that lunatic
825
00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:54,257
into my house.
826
00:37:54,259 --> 00:37:56,512
Okay, that costume was amazing.
827
00:37:56,514 --> 00:37:58,098
- It wasn't a costume!
- It wasn't a costume!
828
00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,977
Oh my God, oh my God, it was Halloween!
829
00:37:59,979 --> 00:38:01,146
How was I supposed to know?
830
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,273
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
831
00:38:02,275 --> 00:38:03,902
Okay, that dead cop
832
00:38:03,904 --> 00:38:05,112
took my name, man.
833
00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:06,532
He radioed in about us.
834
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,495
You know why?
835
00:38:07,498 --> 00:38:09,120
Because you're always
throwing your name around.
836
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:10,707
Oh, look, you dropped something.
837
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,126
- Your fuckin' name.
- Oh, yeah, that's my fault.
838
00:38:12,128 --> 00:38:12,961
That's on me, okay.
839
00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:14,089
Oh yeah, it is.
840
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:16,259
You know what? Good luck with it.
841
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,575
I'm fuckin' done.
842
00:38:17,578 --> 00:38:18,388
- I'm out.
- You're done?
843
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,390
Oh, you're gonna go?
844
00:38:19,392 --> 00:38:20,769
You're gonna walk away from here?
845
00:38:20,771 --> 00:38:22,253
Oh, this is really something
846
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:23,160
coming from you.
847
00:38:23,163 --> 00:38:24,386
Hey, by the way, quick question.
848
00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:25,862
How you doin' with
the very first problem
849
00:38:25,864 --> 00:38:26,824
in your entire life
850
00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:28,283
that you couldn't just
throw money at, huh?
851
00:38:28,285 --> 00:38:30,997
How's that goin' for you?
852
00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,291
You didn't mind my money
853
00:38:32,293 --> 00:38:33,545
when you were hooverin' up
854
00:38:33,547 --> 00:38:35,297
my fuckin' drugs, right?
855
00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:36,383
Oh yeah,
856
00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:37,301
and you were pitchin' me
857
00:38:37,303 --> 00:38:38,387
your stupid fuckin' apps.
858
00:38:38,389 --> 00:38:39,640
My stupid fucking apps?
859
00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:40,809
Shut the fuck up,
860
00:38:40,811 --> 00:38:42,938
both of you, oh my God!
861
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,303
Nick, Nick is dead
862
00:38:44,306 --> 00:38:45,317
in your studio.
863
00:38:45,319 --> 00:38:46,779
The cop, dead in your garage.
864
00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:49,537
There's photos on both of your phones.
865
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:54,377
All right, maybe if...
866
00:38:54,379 --> 00:38:57,634
maybe if we just give
the... the body back,
867
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,179
and I'll say sorry.
868
00:38:59,181 --> 00:39:00,431
Oh, wake up!
869
00:39:00,433 --> 00:39:02,143
We know nothing about this guy.
870
00:39:02,145 --> 00:39:04,063
He has our names, your address.
871
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:05,441
I mean, Alan gave him
872
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:06,443
his fucking résumé.
873
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:07,821
Okay, we don't need to keep
874
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,324
putting each other down, you guys.
875
00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:10,721
Okay, that psycho,
876
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:11,704
he wore gloves.
877
00:39:11,706 --> 00:39:13,457
Our prints are all over it.
878
00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:14,390
He's gonna kill us
879
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,213
whether or not we have this thing.
880
00:39:16,215 --> 00:39:17,173
- It's a person.
- Oh!
881
00:39:17,175 --> 00:39:18,801
Fuck all that noise, okay?
882
00:39:18,803 --> 00:39:20,471
And the cops, when the cops
883
00:39:20,473 --> 00:39:21,181
come looking for us,
884
00:39:21,183 --> 00:39:22,202
they're gonna shoot me,
885
00:39:22,205 --> 00:39:23,227
and then he's gonna lock you both up.
886
00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:24,980
Do you want to risk that,
is that what you want to do?
887
00:39:24,982 --> 00:39:26,859
Okay!
888
00:39:26,861 --> 00:39:28,364
What the fuck do we do?
889
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,078
We make it go away.
890
00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,417
No body, no evidence.
891
00:39:37,512 --> 00:39:38,716
We gotta bleach him.
892
00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:41,429
Pulverize the teeth.
893
00:39:41,431 --> 00:39:42,849
Burn off the fingerprints.
894
00:39:42,851 --> 00:39:44,352
We disfigure the face.
895
00:39:44,354 --> 00:39:45,835
We melt him down.
896
00:39:45,838 --> 00:39:46,941
We drain the blood
897
00:39:46,943 --> 00:39:47,693
and the bodily fluids.
898
00:39:47,695 --> 00:39:48,736
We mix those with bleach.
899
00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:50,197
We also bleach the inside.
900
00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:51,867
We chop him into pieces small enough
901
00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:53,203
that they can't be recognized as human
902
00:39:53,205 --> 00:39:55,082
in case somebody finds one of 'em.
903
00:39:55,084 --> 00:39:56,502
Vinegar to soften the bones.
904
00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:57,378
We put each part
905
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,506
in a different plastic bag,
906
00:39:58,508 --> 00:39:59,508
fill 'em with lye,
907
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,094
tie the tops, and we bury them
908
00:40:01,096 --> 00:40:02,973
as far away from each other as possible.
909
00:40:09,154 --> 00:40:11,532
Uh, that is why you're single.
910
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,659
Oh, okay.
911
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:13,661
I'm the only one of us
912
00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:15,041
that watched Breaking Bad?
913
00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:17,376
Are you kidding me?
914
00:40:17,378 --> 00:40:19,842
That show redefined television.
915
00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,971
Okay, uh...
916
00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:24,767
where exactly are we
meant to do all this?
917
00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:26,896
Hm?
918
00:40:26,898 --> 00:40:27,773
I don't know, but you know what?
919
00:40:27,775 --> 00:40:29,108
Not here, so let's... let's just go.
920
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,235
Let's go, yeah.
921
00:40:33,243 --> 00:40:34,787
Oh, okay, no, I'll get it.
922
00:40:34,789 --> 00:40:37,375
Thanks, guys, thanks
for all of your help.
923
00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:38,546
Appreciate it.
924
00:40:38,549 --> 00:40:40,422
You dumb dicks.
925
00:40:40,424 --> 00:40:42,636
Son of a bitch.
926
00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:59,168
Why do you have a gun?
927
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,755
Why wouldn't I?
928
00:41:00,757 --> 00:41:02,049
What if I go to the movies
929
00:41:02,051 --> 00:41:03,553
or my local Planned Parenthood
930
00:41:03,555 --> 00:41:05,403
and some asshole comes in with a gun
931
00:41:05,406 --> 00:41:06,642
to shoot everyone?
932
00:41:06,644 --> 00:41:08,064
Nobody would've gotten hurt tonight
933
00:41:08,067 --> 00:41:09,815
if everybody had a gun.
934
00:41:12,656 --> 00:41:13,948
I work long hours,
935
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,577
I go running early.
936
00:41:15,579 --> 00:41:17,455
It makes me feel safer.
937
00:41:17,457 --> 00:41:19,793
Have you ever had to use it?
938
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,968
I just killed two people
right in front of you.
939
00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:25,304
I know, who's gonna be next?
940
00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:26,682
You're not grasping the reality
941
00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,730
of what I'm saying.
942
00:41:29,732 --> 00:41:31,984
I kill people.
943
00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,117
You haven't killed me.
944
00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:02,086
Come on.
945
00:42:02,088 --> 00:42:03,716
Let's get you cleaned up.
946
00:42:05,135 --> 00:42:11,277
♪ No one knows who I am ♪
947
00:42:11,356 --> 00:42:16,991
♪ No one knows who I am ♪
948
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:22,586
♪ Nobody recognizes me ♪
949
00:42:22,588 --> 00:42:28,848
♪ No one knows who
I'm supposed to be ♪
950
00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:34,025
♪ For Halloween ♪
951
00:42:39,788 --> 00:42:41,665
Uh, Dalmore neat,
952
00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:43,376
and a slightly burnt, perfect,
953
00:42:43,378 --> 00:42:44,880
Sipsmith and Cokey martini,
954
00:42:44,882 --> 00:42:46,382
straight up with a twist,
955
00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:48,512
12-year Coal Ila for the scotch.
956
00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:52,394
What?
957
00:42:52,396 --> 00:42:54,816
A drink order shouldn't
have 25 words in it.
958
00:42:56,029 --> 00:42:57,697
Look at these two.
959
00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:03,668
Hold that for a sec.
960
00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:05,747
Uh, I'm gonna go...
961
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,922
take care of this.
962
00:43:06,925 --> 00:43:08,719
That booth when you get back.
963
00:43:10,432 --> 00:43:15,440
♪ This year for Halloween ♪
964
00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:20,158
♪ I'll just be me ♪
965
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,706
Thank you.
966
00:43:31,225 --> 00:43:34,171
_
967
00:44:04,248 --> 00:44:06,375
Maggie, what are you doing?
968
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:09,381
Is this crazy?
969
00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:12,012
No.
970
00:44:12,014 --> 00:44:13,974
You don't meet guys like this every day.
971
00:44:13,976 --> 00:44:16,897
He's... he's smart, he's strong,
972
00:44:16,899 --> 00:44:19,276
he's employed.
973
00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:21,907
He can handle you.
974
00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,163
Timing's a bit off, but that's okay.
975
00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,881
Grow through conflict.
976
00:44:39,653 --> 00:44:41,785
Yeah, yeah, this is it.
977
00:44:43,034 --> 00:44:44,493
All right, what now?
978
00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:45,997
Uh, well, padlock is shit,
979
00:44:45,999 --> 00:44:48,001
and we need what's in there, so.
980
00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:59,064
Never paid for a bike in my life.
981
00:45:04,519 --> 00:45:06,202
Okay, let's do this.
982
00:45:15,892 --> 00:45:18,394
So this doesn't feel
like much of a plan.
983
00:45:20,944 --> 00:45:23,906
You said you could track
him with a computer.
984
00:45:26,454 --> 00:45:28,039
Can you get into this?
985
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,335
I'm a data engineer, not a hacker.
986
00:45:36,850 --> 00:45:38,476
Yes.
987
00:45:38,478 --> 00:45:39,478
Just take me a minute
988
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,242
to get around this guy's password.
989
00:45:42,222 --> 00:45:43,474
Hmm.
990
00:45:43,477 --> 00:45:46,117
I'm gonna find those assholes for you.
991
00:46:02,484 --> 00:46:03,738
Yeah.
992
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:08,494
What?
993
00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:09,750
Yeah.
994
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:35,381
Is this everything?
995
00:46:35,383 --> 00:46:37,889
I guess we're about to find out.
996
00:46:43,776 --> 00:46:45,403
Seriously?
997
00:46:47,407 --> 00:46:50,036
Don't deny me this, Dorothy.
998
00:46:50,038 --> 00:46:51,288
Tonight isn't really
999
00:46:51,290 --> 00:46:52,667
what I was expecting, okay?
1000
00:46:52,669 --> 00:46:54,796
So, yeah,
1001
00:46:54,798 --> 00:46:56,423
I want a machete.
1002
00:46:56,425 --> 00:46:57,552
All right.
1003
00:46:57,554 --> 00:47:01,810
It says we start with the face.
1004
00:47:01,812 --> 00:47:03,268
I still can't believe it's him.
1005
00:47:03,271 --> 00:47:04,816
I know. Doesn't he have
1006
00:47:04,818 --> 00:47:07,072
like 20 million Twitter followers?
1007
00:47:10,705 --> 00:47:12,412
Well...
1008
00:47:13,544 --> 00:47:14,753
Not anymore.
1009
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:19,762
Okay.
1010
00:47:19,764 --> 00:47:21,182
Ah, I'm in.
1011
00:47:21,184 --> 00:47:22,935
You can track pretty
much anybody's smartphone
1012
00:47:22,937 --> 00:47:24,313
as long as a single one of their apps
1013
00:47:24,315 --> 00:47:26,390
has live location in the background.
1014
00:47:27,655 --> 00:47:29,198
Code's running.
1015
00:47:33,959 --> 00:47:35,293
So I gotta say,
1016
00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:36,671
seeing you do what you do,
1017
00:47:36,673 --> 00:47:38,424
hearing you talk,
1018
00:47:38,426 --> 00:47:39,719
boom.
1019
00:47:39,721 --> 00:47:42,349
Suddenly so much makes sense.
1020
00:47:42,351 --> 00:47:45,230
How?
1021
00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:46,733
I'll answer one of yours
1022
00:47:46,735 --> 00:47:49,739
for each one you answer of mine.
1023
00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:50,741
Come on.
1024
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:53,371
All the secrets, the deceptions.
1025
00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,146
You must be dying to just talk straight
1026
00:47:55,149 --> 00:47:56,586
to someone.
1027
00:47:59,678 --> 00:48:00,844
Why are you here?
1028
00:48:00,846 --> 00:48:01,804
Because I wanna be.
1029
00:48:01,807 --> 00:48:03,224
- Why?
- Mm-mm.
1030
00:48:03,226 --> 00:48:05,688
My turn.
1031
00:48:05,690 --> 00:48:07,440
Who paid you?
1032
00:48:07,442 --> 00:48:08,860
I don't know.
1033
00:48:08,862 --> 00:48:10,488
I never meet him.
1034
00:48:12,119 --> 00:48:13,505
Do you know what the dark web is?
1035
00:48:13,508 --> 00:48:14,622
Yes.
1036
00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:15,624
The part of the internet
1037
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,964
that's encrypted and untraceable...
1038
00:48:18,966 --> 00:48:20,095
where you would go
1039
00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:21,720
if you want someone killed.
1040
00:48:21,722 --> 00:48:22,817
It's one of the many places
1041
00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:25,727
you can go to do that, yes.
1042
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,857
The visible world is so bright
1043
00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:28,900
and reassuring,
1044
00:48:28,902 --> 00:48:31,113
but it needs the dark.
1045
00:48:31,115 --> 00:48:33,117
The man who pays me
1046
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,664
owns the dark.
1047
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:38,879
You don't know him, he doesn't know you.
1048
00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:43,346
You get paid in electronic currency.
1049
00:48:43,348 --> 00:48:47,605
Completely anonymous.
1050
00:48:47,607 --> 00:48:50,401
How much did you get
for the guy in the bag?
1051
00:48:50,403 --> 00:48:53,992
More than anyone, ever.
1052
00:48:53,994 --> 00:48:55,621
And I thought you were hot
1053
00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:58,627
before I knew you were rich.
1054
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,260
Your turn.
1055
00:49:05,893 --> 00:49:08,437
Do you know why I
like Halloween, Maggie?
1056
00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:09,941
The candy?
1057
00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:15,702
People.
1058
00:49:15,704 --> 00:49:18,917
They wear masks their whole lives,
1059
00:49:18,919 --> 00:49:22,800
pretending that life has meaning.
1060
00:49:22,802 --> 00:49:25,430
When you kill somebody,
1061
00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,058
all of that's gone.
1062
00:49:28,689 --> 00:49:30,022
Halloween is the closest
1063
00:49:30,024 --> 00:49:31,442
people come to admitting
1064
00:49:31,444 --> 00:49:35,576
that we are defined by death.
1065
00:49:35,578 --> 00:49:38,164
How do you come to do what you do?
1066
00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:39,332
Choose a job you love,
1067
00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,086
you never have to work
a day in your life.
1068
00:49:41,088 --> 00:49:42,422
I want that choice.
1069
00:49:42,424 --> 00:49:44,594
Life carries most people along.
1070
00:49:44,596 --> 00:49:45,679
So much happens,
1071
00:49:45,681 --> 00:49:47,808
so little is made to happen.
1072
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:51,315
But life is consequence.
1073
00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:52,610
You throw a glass, it breaks.
1074
00:49:52,612 --> 00:49:53,850
You cut someone, they bleed.
1075
00:49:53,853 --> 00:49:56,450
You kill someone, they're gone.
1076
00:50:04,844 --> 00:50:05,865
I was always taught
1077
00:50:05,868 --> 00:50:09,100
that consequences are to be feared.
1078
00:50:09,102 --> 00:50:12,106
Every decision I make,
1079
00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:13,693
every second of my life
1080
00:50:13,695 --> 00:50:15,739
is based on what someone
else wants or needs,
1081
00:50:15,741 --> 00:50:19,454
it's like a fucking straitjacket.
1082
00:50:19,456 --> 00:50:21,876
And then there's you,
1083
00:50:21,878 --> 00:50:25,759
saying consequences are proof of power.
1084
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,144
You can do anything you want.
1085
00:50:31,146 --> 00:50:32,648
All of it's good, do it.
1086
00:50:32,650 --> 00:50:36,280
Because none of it means anything.
1087
00:50:36,282 --> 00:50:37,616
Was it hard
1088
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:41,498
to kill someone the first time?
1089
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,960
Maggie...
1090
00:50:44,882 --> 00:50:46,759
None of it's hard.
1091
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,994
Dead cops aren't good for business.
1092
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:03,292
Find them.
1093
00:51:11,811 --> 00:51:13,813
There was a complication.
1094
00:51:13,815 --> 00:51:14,931
Small.
1095
00:51:14,934 --> 00:51:16,017
So?
1096
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,062
So nothing.
1097
00:51:17,065 --> 00:51:18,573
I've got it under control.
1098
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,451
This isn't like you, Wilkes.
1099
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:22,665
One complicated night in a decade
1100
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:24,376
isn't a bad track record.
1101
00:51:24,378 --> 00:51:27,423
I hope you know where my body is.
1102
00:51:29,889 --> 00:51:31,683
You're watching me.
1103
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:34,772
Maybe.
1104
00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:36,943
On and off.
1105
00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:42,161
That wasn't part of the deal.
1106
00:51:42,163 --> 00:51:43,832
Neither is lying to me.
1107
00:51:45,838 --> 00:51:47,088
Even great white sharks
1108
00:51:47,090 --> 00:51:49,092
have their predators, Wilkes.
1109
00:51:49,094 --> 00:51:50,344
Two hours.
1110
00:51:50,346 --> 00:51:51,723
Sort your mess out.
1111
00:51:51,725 --> 00:51:53,475
Don't let me down.
1112
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,717
Fuck me!
1113
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,219
Don't touch your face, Jack.
1114
00:52:11,221 --> 00:52:13,223
It's basically acid.
1115
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,727
Okay.
1116
00:52:14,729 --> 00:52:15,812
What's next?
1117
00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:19,695
Uh, burn off his fingerprints.
1118
00:52:19,697 --> 00:52:21,198
You, it's your turn.
1119
00:52:21,201 --> 00:52:22,618
Now, mm-hmm.
1120
00:52:26,114 --> 00:52:27,376
Okay.
1121
00:52:36,271 --> 00:52:38,858
Ugh, okay.
1122
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,737
Oh.
1123
00:52:40,739 --> 00:52:42,533
Oh, shit.
1124
00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:44,494
The skin is coming off!
1125
00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:46,624
- Oh, God.
- Fuck, ahh!
1126
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:48,001
Okay, ahh!
1127
00:52:48,003 --> 00:52:49,630
Oh, fuck.
1128
00:52:49,632 --> 00:52:50,757
He's leaking.
1129
00:52:50,759 --> 00:52:52,131
He's leaking, he's leaking.
1130
00:52:52,134 --> 00:52:53,259
Okay.
1131
00:52:53,262 --> 00:52:54,890
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1132
00:52:54,892 --> 00:52:56,393
Why isn't Alan
1133
00:52:56,395 --> 00:52:58,648
doing any of this gross shit, huh?
1134
00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:00,652
He's the one that got us into this mess.
1135
00:53:00,654 --> 00:53:02,614
Hey! One of us has to keep our eye
1136
00:53:02,616 --> 00:53:04,117
on the bigger picture, okay?
1137
00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,620
I will look up the instructions,
1138
00:53:05,622 --> 00:53:07,164
and you two carry them out.
1139
00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:08,166
Thank you.
1140
00:53:08,168 --> 00:53:09,628
Chop, chop.
1141
00:53:18,815 --> 00:53:21,401
We need to find that body, now.
1142
00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:24,198
You said "we."
1143
00:53:33,553 --> 00:53:35,054
Okay, this is them.
1144
00:53:35,056 --> 00:53:36,253
They're at a hardware store
1145
00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:38,184
10 blocks from here.
1146
00:53:38,187 --> 00:53:42,026
Alan is doing a Google search.
1147
00:53:42,028 --> 00:53:43,379
Trying to destroy a body,
1148
00:53:43,382 --> 00:53:46,033
by the looks of it.
1149
00:53:46,036 --> 00:53:48,330
Now I can tap into
any camera in the area
1150
00:53:48,332 --> 00:53:51,086
with a built-in sensor or actuator.
1151
00:53:53,092 --> 00:53:54,593
There they are.
1152
00:53:56,473 --> 00:53:57,599
Is this live?
1153
00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,352
It was 10 minutes ago.
1154
00:53:59,354 --> 00:54:00,730
If I connect Alan and Jack
1155
00:54:00,732 --> 00:54:01,941
using Find My Friends,
1156
00:54:01,943 --> 00:54:03,820
we can track them with Jack's phone.
1157
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,287
Body cam footage is instantly uploaded
1158
00:54:08,290 --> 00:54:10,708
to a cloud server.
1159
00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:13,463
Can you access that server?
1160
00:54:13,465 --> 00:54:16,721
It'll be traceable to this computer.
1161
00:54:16,723 --> 00:54:19,100
I'm okay with that.
1162
00:54:19,102 --> 00:54:20,687
Me too.
1163
00:54:20,689 --> 00:54:23,358
Find the video we're in and delete it.
1164
00:54:27,745 --> 00:54:30,874
We should send it to them.
1165
00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:33,253
We've already sent the photos.
1166
00:54:33,255 --> 00:54:35,340
Let's have a little fun.
1167
00:54:45,279 --> 00:54:46,739
Hey, Officer.
1168
00:54:54,503 --> 00:54:55,757
Hey!
1169
00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:57,886
Trick or treat, motherfucker.
1170
00:54:57,888 --> 00:54:59,765
Yeah, what's up, boy?
1171
00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,741
You guys look great.
1172
00:55:08,743 --> 00:55:11,121
Dunder Mifflin for the win!
1173
00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:34,626
Oh, shit.
1174
00:55:34,628 --> 00:55:36,797
Oh, shit, get over here.
1175
00:55:36,799 --> 00:55:38,049
Guys.
1176
00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:43,811
Look, we have a dead body here.
1177
00:55:43,813 --> 00:55:44,688
We need your help.
1178
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:45,703
Someone has been murdered.
1179
00:55:45,705 --> 00:55:47,069
Okay, okay, it's gettin'
away from us here.
1180
00:55:47,071 --> 00:55:48,531
This isn't what it looks like, Officer.
1181
00:55:48,533 --> 00:55:51,075
Just listen to me, my
name is Alan Morgan Adams.
1182
00:55:52,915 --> 00:55:54,708
What is this guy's problem?
1183
00:55:54,710 --> 00:55:55,960
Oh, my God!
1184
00:55:55,962 --> 00:55:57,046
Oh, my God.
1185
00:55:57,048 --> 00:55:58,465
Oh, my God, oh my God.
1186
00:55:58,467 --> 00:55:59,927
- Okay, uh...
- Hey, hey.
1187
00:55:59,929 --> 00:56:02,056
- What do we do?
- Focus, focus, focus.
1188
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:03,976
No, what do we do, what do we do?
1189
00:56:03,978 --> 00:56:05,855
There is no footage
of us killing the cop
1190
00:56:05,857 --> 00:56:07,483
because we didn't actually do it.
1191
00:56:07,485 --> 00:56:08,945
He's just trying to freak us out.
1192
00:56:08,947 --> 00:56:10,113
He's trying to make us crack,
1193
00:56:10,115 --> 00:56:11,241
that is all he's doing.
1194
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,495
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, well, it's working.
1195
00:56:13,497 --> 00:56:14,873
I'm cracked.
1196
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,710
Alan, I need you to log on
1197
00:56:16,712 --> 00:56:17,837
to Jack's Apple account,
1198
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:18,923
Find My iPhone,
1199
00:56:18,925 --> 00:56:20,300
and then delete all the messages.
1200
00:56:20,302 --> 00:56:21,219
That's it.
1201
00:56:21,221 --> 00:56:24,350
Wait, how do I do any of that?
1202
00:56:24,352 --> 00:56:25,477
Are you kidding me?
1203
00:56:25,479 --> 00:56:26,662
You do it then, Jack!
1204
00:56:26,665 --> 00:56:28,483
- I don't know how!
- Exactly!
1205
00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,989
I pay nerds to do that for me.
1206
00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,617
All right?
1207
00:56:34,797 --> 00:56:35,999
Maggie.
1208
00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,126
Maggie, Maggie's h...
1209
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:38,128
Maggie's helping him.
1210
00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:39,130
Oh, wait, the blonde
1211
00:56:39,132 --> 00:56:40,257
that was with him tonight?
1212
00:56:40,259 --> 00:56:42,136
Yeah, the one that was dressed as, um...
1213
00:56:42,138 --> 00:56:43,889
uh, Elsa from Frozen.
1214
00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:44,975
- Yeah.
- Wow!
1215
00:56:44,977 --> 00:56:46,770
Marie Antoinette, you dipshit!
1216
00:56:46,772 --> 00:56:48,231
Do you know anything about anything
1217
00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:50,737
that's not been made
into an action figure?
1218
00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,741
I'm so sorry, professor.
1219
00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:53,909
I'm not an expert
1220
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,734
in Civil War history, okay?
1221
00:56:55,737 --> 00:56:56,915
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
1222
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,084
hold on, you guys, it says here
1223
00:56:58,086 --> 00:57:00,130
the lye is gonna take
like hours to work.
1224
00:57:00,132 --> 00:57:01,884
Oh, shit. We have to heat it
1225
00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:03,345
to almost a thousand degrees?
1226
00:57:03,347 --> 00:57:05,015
You didn't think to tell us that
1227
00:57:05,017 --> 00:57:06,017
before we started?
1228
00:57:06,019 --> 00:57:07,075
You could've looked it up
1229
00:57:07,078 --> 00:57:08,785
your-fucking-self, Dot!
1230
00:57:08,788 --> 00:57:10,400
Call me Dot one more fucking time.
1231
00:57:10,402 --> 00:57:11,402
What you gonna do?
1232
00:57:11,404 --> 00:57:12,739
Do something.
1233
00:57:12,741 --> 00:57:14,747
I surrender and I let go,
I surrender and I let go.
1234
00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:15,826
Do that.
1235
00:57:15,829 --> 00:57:17,998
Oh! It says here we could also
1236
00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,920
burn the entire body, that would work.
1237
00:57:19,922 --> 00:57:21,548
What website are you on?
1238
00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,550
Wikipedia.
1239
00:57:22,552 --> 00:57:23,636
What?
1240
00:57:23,638 --> 00:57:24,638
Okay, you know what,
1241
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,934
it's not as if we can start
a fire in here anyway, so.
1242
00:57:26,936 --> 00:57:28,186
Oh, yeah, actually, never mind
1243
00:57:28,188 --> 00:57:30,068
because it has to be hot
enough to turn him into ash,
1244
00:57:30,070 --> 00:57:31,905
not just a bubbly stew person.
1245
00:57:31,908 --> 00:57:33,702
That's great.
1246
00:57:33,705 --> 00:57:37,285
So...
1247
00:57:37,288 --> 00:57:39,374
Hospitals, clinics, mortuaries,
1248
00:57:39,377 --> 00:57:40,753
they... they have incinerators.
1249
00:57:40,755 --> 00:57:42,423
My mom, she used to work at a hospital,
1250
00:57:42,425 --> 00:57:43,759
and they'd also discard
1251
00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,429
like the old placentas and
the foreskins and stuff,
1252
00:57:45,431 --> 00:57:46,765
they burn them at the end of the night.
1253
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,059
Right, right, right, right, right, okay.
1254
00:57:48,061 --> 00:57:50,063
I can work with that.
1255
00:57:50,065 --> 00:57:51,362
Is the real world too gory
1256
00:57:51,365 --> 00:57:52,490
for you, Monster Maker?
1257
00:57:52,493 --> 00:57:53,575
Yes.
1258
00:57:53,578 --> 00:57:55,197
Yes, it is, actually.
1259
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,952
- That's the whole point.
- Hold on.
1260
00:57:56,954 --> 00:57:58,455
Would a funeral home work?
1261
00:57:58,457 --> 00:57:59,457
There's one on Hooper Street.
1262
00:57:59,459 --> 00:58:01,210
Yes, yeah, that's perfect.
1263
00:58:01,212 --> 00:58:03,694
Uh, I don't know about that, Dot.
1264
00:58:04,710 --> 00:58:05,710
...rothy.
1265
00:58:05,713 --> 00:58:07,723
Uh, think about it.
1266
00:58:07,726 --> 00:58:09,603
We already broke into this building.
1267
00:58:09,605 --> 00:58:10,855
Now you want us to break
1268
00:58:10,857 --> 00:58:11,982
into other buildings?
1269
00:58:11,984 --> 00:58:13,611
There's... there's more bodies.
1270
00:58:13,613 --> 00:58:15,322
Yes! The faster that we feed
1271
00:58:15,324 --> 00:58:16,700
this fucker to the incinerator,
1272
00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,244
the faster that this is done.
1273
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:19,497
We take your trust fund money,
1274
00:58:19,499 --> 00:58:20,937
we buy plane tickets to Jamaica,
1275
00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:22,837
and we spend the rest
of our miserable year
1276
00:58:22,839 --> 00:58:23,923
drinking mojitos
1277
00:58:23,925 --> 00:58:26,678
and having threesomes on the beach.
1278
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,972
Okay, yeah.
1279
00:58:27,974 --> 00:58:30,101
Lead us to a funeral home.
1280
00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:31,354
Okay, great.
1281
00:58:31,356 --> 00:58:32,481
Clear your browser history,
1282
00:58:32,483 --> 00:58:33,483
put him back in the cart.
1283
00:58:33,485 --> 00:58:34,986
You, clean this shit up.
1284
00:58:36,178 --> 00:58:37,345
You know neither one of us
1285
00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:38,849
is gonna be in that threesome, right?
1286
00:58:38,852 --> 00:58:40,830
Yeah, I know.
1287
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,835
- Now!
- Yeah, okay.
1288
00:58:55,028 --> 00:58:57,281
Ah, shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1289
00:59:05,382 --> 00:59:07,510
Come on, let's cut through here.
1290
00:59:29,013 --> 00:59:30,681
Can you hurry up?
1291
01:00:49,256 --> 01:00:51,595
I don't understand you,
1292
01:00:51,598 --> 01:00:52,973
but I feel like you might be
1293
01:00:52,976 --> 01:00:54,226
the first person I've met
1294
01:00:54,229 --> 01:00:58,487
in a very long time...
1295
01:00:58,490 --> 01:01:01,028
that understands me.
1296
01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:40,691
After you kill them,
1297
01:01:40,693 --> 01:01:42,444
after tonight,
1298
01:01:42,446 --> 01:01:45,199
you can teach me some things.
1299
01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,538
I can teach you some things.
1300
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,668
We can be together,
1301
01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,671
just the two of us,
1302
01:01:51,673 --> 01:01:53,884
doing anything we want.
1303
01:02:04,198 --> 01:02:06,075
There is no "we."
1304
01:03:25,611 --> 01:03:26,903
This is it.
1305
01:03:28,992 --> 01:03:30,575
Let's do this.
1306
01:03:31,915 --> 01:03:33,542
Can I help you, ma'am?
1307
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:34,919
Um, hi, yes,
1308
01:03:34,921 --> 01:03:36,130
um, we need your help.
1309
01:03:36,132 --> 01:03:37,675
We have a dead body,
and there's this guy,
1310
01:03:37,677 --> 01:03:38,677
and he's trying to kill us...
1311
01:03:38,679 --> 01:03:39,875
Please press the button
1312
01:03:39,877 --> 01:03:41,189
before speaking, ma'am.
1313
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:43,529
Oh, my God!
1314
01:03:43,532 --> 01:03:45,021
We have a dead body,
1315
01:03:45,024 --> 01:03:47,695
someone is trying to kill us.
1316
01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:49,699
Open the fucking door!
1317
01:03:52,455 --> 01:03:53,957
Oh, come, come.
1318
01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:57,923
Is that...
1319
01:03:57,925 --> 01:03:59,552
Yeah, yes, yes.
1320
01:03:59,554 --> 01:04:00,804
Well, shit.
1321
01:04:00,806 --> 01:04:03,058
Where are his goddamn teeth?
1322
01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:06,064
Oh, my God, why does everyone
1323
01:04:06,066 --> 01:04:07,143
keep pulling guns on us?
1324
01:04:07,146 --> 01:04:09,029
We don't got time for this, all right?
1325
01:04:09,031 --> 01:04:10,198
He's gonna kill us.
1326
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,325
Who?
1327
01:04:17,965 --> 01:04:20,051
Oh, shit, I knew that was gonna happen!
1328
01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:25,311
- Get in!
- I'm coming!
1329
01:04:34,999 --> 01:04:36,833
No. No.
1330
01:04:36,836 --> 01:04:38,462
No, no.
1331
01:04:38,464 --> 01:04:39,825
No!
1332
01:04:39,828 --> 01:04:40,968
I'm sorry, guys.
1333
01:04:40,970 --> 01:04:42,470
I can't fuckin' do this.
1334
01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:43,969
I am out!
1335
01:04:43,972 --> 01:04:45,724
What?
1336
01:04:45,727 --> 01:04:47,982
Come back, you asshole!
1337
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,986
- Jack!
- Fuck!
1338
01:04:49,988 --> 01:04:51,238
Okay.
1339
01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,712
- Where'd he go?
- I don't know.
1340
01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:01,910
God, what is my deal?
1341
01:05:01,913 --> 01:05:03,121
I'm sorry, Dorothy.
1342
01:05:03,124 --> 01:05:04,974
I'm sorry I got us into this.
1343
01:05:04,976 --> 01:05:06,602
I'm sorry I'm always
up in everyone's face,
1344
01:05:06,604 --> 01:05:08,480
I'm always pressuring
people into doing shit.
1345
01:05:08,482 --> 01:05:11,153
I'm sorry I can never stop
running my fucking mouth.
1346
01:05:11,155 --> 01:05:12,781
Calm down, it's fine.
1347
01:05:19,463 --> 01:05:21,006
Um, what the...
1348
01:05:21,008 --> 01:05:22,342
What the fuck are you doing?
1349
01:05:22,344 --> 01:05:24,137
Somebody's trying to kill us right now.
1350
01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:25,640
- Are you...
- Right, no, I...
1351
01:05:25,642 --> 01:05:26,893
Fuck you. Go.
1352
01:05:26,895 --> 01:05:28,646
Go to the incinerator please.
1353
01:05:28,648 --> 01:05:30,525
Yeah, okay.
1354
01:05:32,594 --> 01:05:33,844
Wait, what am I supposed to do
1355
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:34,992
once I find it?
1356
01:05:34,994 --> 01:05:36,036
It's an oven, Alan.
1357
01:05:36,038 --> 01:05:37,748
Do you know how to turn on an oven?
1358
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:39,000
Uh, okay.
1359
01:05:44,931 --> 01:05:47,308
Where the fuck are you?
1360
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,205
Fuck.
1361
01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:04,300
Good luck getting in here.
1362
01:06:18,180 --> 01:06:19,665
Fuck!
1363
01:06:35,503 --> 01:06:36,830
Shit.
1364
01:07:03,003 --> 01:07:04,379
Shit.
1365
01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:22,039
What is wrong with you?
1366
01:07:22,041 --> 01:07:24,127
Keep it together.
1367
01:07:24,129 --> 01:07:26,591
You fuckin' pussy.
1368
01:07:26,593 --> 01:07:28,135
You got this.
1369
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,101
You got this.
1370
01:07:45,881 --> 01:07:47,423
Jack!
1371
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,577
Alan!
1372
01:08:07,609 --> 01:08:09,510
Seriously, that's all you have?
1373
01:08:09,512 --> 01:08:11,054
It was all I could find, Dorothy.
1374
01:08:11,056 --> 01:08:12,967
Oh, my God, you scared
the shit outta me.
1375
01:08:12,970 --> 01:08:14,352
Is this it, this is it?
1376
01:08:14,354 --> 01:08:15,814
Yeah, it's gonna take
a minute to heat up.
1377
01:08:15,816 --> 01:08:17,066
We don't have a minute, Alan.
1378
01:08:17,068 --> 01:08:18,611
The son of a bitch is in the building.
1379
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,988
- What?
- Yeah.
1380
01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:20,990
Are you serious?
1381
01:08:20,992 --> 01:08:22,243
It has to get to like 1400 degrees
1382
01:08:22,245 --> 01:08:23,579
or it's not gonna work.
1383
01:08:23,581 --> 01:08:24,873
Oh, my God.
1384
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,836
Oh, my God, we're gonna die tonight.
1385
01:08:26,838 --> 01:08:27,879
We're gonna die tonight.
1386
01:08:27,881 --> 01:08:29,257
We're gonna fucking die tonight.
1387
01:08:29,259 --> 01:08:30,259
No, no, um, um, okay,
1388
01:08:30,261 --> 01:08:31,261
don't check out on me now.
1389
01:08:31,263 --> 01:08:33,891
Just get this thing
going, I have an idea.
1390
01:08:33,893 --> 01:08:35,018
Oh, fuck.
1391
01:08:55,394 --> 01:08:56,771
Shit.
1392
01:09:10,299 --> 01:09:12,301
Please, God.
1393
01:09:12,303 --> 01:09:14,807
Please let me live.
1394
01:09:14,809 --> 01:09:17,521
Please, little sweet baby Jesus.
1395
01:09:17,523 --> 01:09:19,775
Please let me live.
1396
01:09:19,777 --> 01:09:21,821
I'll give all my money to kids.
1397
01:09:21,823 --> 01:09:23,406
I promise.
1398
01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,829
I'll live my life like
it's Christmas every day.
1399
01:09:25,831 --> 01:09:26,979
I'll live my life in the past,
1400
01:09:26,981 --> 01:09:30,254
the present, and the future.
1401
01:09:30,256 --> 01:09:32,759
I will never do any drugs,
1402
01:09:32,761 --> 01:09:35,055
and I won't disrespect women.
1403
01:09:35,057 --> 01:09:37,936
Oh please, sweet Jesus, let me live.
1404
01:09:50,045 --> 01:09:51,462
Okay, okay.
1405
01:10:56,116 --> 01:10:57,943
No, no!
1406
01:12:10,345 --> 01:12:11,568
Shit.
1407
01:12:18,175 --> 01:12:19,216
Ah.
1408
01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:26,063
Don't worry.
1409
01:12:26,065 --> 01:12:28,359
I'm just gonna take the body,
1410
01:12:28,361 --> 01:12:30,113
and then you can go home.
1411
01:12:37,881 --> 01:12:39,758
I'm sor...
1412
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,843
I am so sorry,
1413
01:12:40,845 --> 01:12:42,137
I really did think I could do that
1414
01:12:42,139 --> 01:12:44,016
with a straight face there.
1415
01:12:51,992 --> 01:12:53,619
Where's the girl?
1416
01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:02,151
Okay.
1417
01:13:02,154 --> 01:13:03,253
Careful now.
1418
01:13:03,256 --> 01:13:04,506
You don't want to miss me
1419
01:13:04,509 --> 01:13:06,268
and hit your boyfriend there.
1420
01:13:09,528 --> 01:13:10,653
Fucking shoot him!
1421
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,036
Fucking hold him still!
1422
01:13:13,072 --> 01:13:14,159
Fuck!
1423
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,830
Find the goddamn gun!
1424
01:13:39,378 --> 01:13:41,005
I can't reach it!
1425
01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:01,295
I got it.
1426
01:15:15,863 --> 01:15:18,909
This is what death looks like, boy.
1427
01:15:23,294 --> 01:15:26,550
I hope that one drink was worth it.
1428
01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:47,299
How does death look now, asshole?
1429
01:16:03,794 --> 01:16:05,337
Huh.
1430
01:17:50,171 --> 01:17:51,421
Jesus Christ.
1431
01:17:51,423 --> 01:17:53,175
I only asked you to deliver him.
1432
01:17:53,177 --> 01:17:55,889
You said you wanted to make a statement.
1433
01:17:55,891 --> 01:17:58,310
There's your statement.
1434
01:17:58,312 --> 01:18:00,314
The money is transferred.
1435
01:18:06,161 --> 01:18:07,580
I trust if you're satisfied
1436
01:18:07,582 --> 01:18:09,945
we can put tonight's... difficulties
1437
01:18:09,948 --> 01:18:11,367
behind us.
1438
01:18:11,370 --> 01:18:14,718
Have all the complications
been dealt with?
1439
01:18:14,721 --> 01:18:16,726
No loose ends.
1440
01:18:46,576 --> 01:18:49,496
You hear that BS?
1441
01:18:49,498 --> 01:18:51,208
The phone is dead.
1442
01:18:51,210 --> 01:18:54,005
Even the phone is dead!
1443
01:18:54,007 --> 01:18:55,968
I killed you.
1444
01:18:55,970 --> 01:18:57,011
Hell is empty,
1445
01:18:57,013 --> 01:18:59,391
and all the devils are here.
1446
01:19:01,648 --> 01:19:03,148
I just wanted
1447
01:19:03,150 --> 01:19:06,656
a little bit of what you had.
1448
01:19:06,658 --> 01:19:09,620
But I'm a fast learner.
1449
01:19:09,622 --> 01:19:12,835
Stabbing me wasn't very nice.
1450
01:19:15,509 --> 01:19:18,095
Maggie!
1451
01:19:18,097 --> 01:19:20,141
But can I tell you a secret?
1452
01:19:20,143 --> 01:19:23,732
I'm so happy to be rid of any delusions.
1453
01:19:27,658 --> 01:19:29,409
No, no.
1454
01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:51,829
Costume.
1455
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:56,046
Amazeballs.
1456
01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:39,180
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1456
01:20:40,305 --> 01:20:46,216
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