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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,194 --> 00:00:01,827 Previously on iZombie... 2 00:00:01,895 --> 00:00:03,495 You're a hero, you know that. 3 00:00:03,564 --> 00:00:05,731 You show 'em what one good human can do. 4 00:00:08,969 --> 00:00:12,912 We're gonna make it to Seattle with or without you. 5 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:15,212 We get stopped in Washington, we're screwed. 6 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:18,849 Consider this group a task force. 7 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,784 We need to find out who murdered this poor woman. 8 00:00:20,853 --> 00:00:22,286 Seventy-two people 9 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,121 were pinging the cell phone tower at 12:38 that night. 10 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,256 One of these ladies must be our victim. 11 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:29,593 Have you seen the video of the woman being dragged into the car 12 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:30,828 of a couple of zombies? 13 00:00:30,896 --> 00:00:33,130 We haven't been able to identify the victim. 14 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,234 I found her phone. 15 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:38,302 In her jacket. 16 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,370 Lisa's gone. 17 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,674 _ 18 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:51,248 It was just supposed to be a work retreat. 19 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,716 She can't be dead. 20 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,186 I know there's a time crunch, 21 00:00:56,255 --> 00:00:59,757 but I hope we don't find his girlfriend's body until he agrees to go home. 22 00:00:59,825 --> 00:01:01,425 Yeah, but until we find a body, 23 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,495 we're no closer to finding the zombies who ripped her to shreds. 24 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:11,235 Babe? 25 00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:12,903 Oh, my God. You're alive. 26 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:18,575 Bix? Wow. Is this happening? 27 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,446 What're you wearing? 28 00:01:24,389 --> 00:01:25,043 Whoa. 29 00:01:26,138 --> 00:01:29,106 Lisa, we're inside caution tape. 30 00:01:30,976 --> 00:01:32,308 Wait. Did someone die? 31 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:33,347 Apparently not. 32 00:01:34,087 --> 00:01:36,883 Oh, hey, man. Glenn. Accounting. 33 00:01:40,018 --> 00:01:41,218 What's going on, Lisa? 34 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:42,961 My guess, 35 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:44,696 Lisa and Glenn's work retreat 36 00:01:44,765 --> 00:01:47,432 took a somewhat romantic and psychedelic turn. 37 00:01:50,637 --> 00:01:53,605 I totally get your energy, brother, but can we table this? 38 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,707 'Cause I am peaking right now 39 00:01:55,922 --> 00:01:57,688 and this is about to go south. 40 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:59,417 I take it you're Lisa Gertz? 41 00:02:02,601 --> 00:02:04,368 I need the last four of your social. 42 00:02:06,979 --> 00:02:07,978 Zero... 43 00:02:09,523 --> 00:02:10,822 Three... 44 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,129 Two... 45 00:02:13,598 --> 00:02:14,597 Four. 46 00:02:15,429 --> 00:02:16,428 Thank you. 47 00:02:17,698 --> 00:02:18,697 Good luck, buddy. 48 00:02:21,201 --> 00:02:23,235 Sixty-nine phones down. 49 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:25,470 Three to go. Still no victim. 50 00:02:25,539 --> 00:02:27,105 It's the journey, Clive. 51 00:02:29,209 --> 00:02:32,944 State Trooper found these Raggedy Anns on a bus near Tacoma. 52 00:02:33,013 --> 00:02:35,380 No ID. Wouldn't tell us where they're from. 53 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:38,316 It's not our problem, right? 54 00:02:38,385 --> 00:02:40,485 Child Protective Services'll get 'em home. 55 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:41,826 Let's go. 56 00:02:54,334 --> 00:02:56,334 Sweet ride. 57 00:02:56,403 --> 00:02:59,671 What is that, like 0 to 60 in what, five seconds? 58 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:01,640 Something like that, yeah. 59 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,808 I plan on joining the force after high school. 60 00:03:03,877 --> 00:03:06,177 Well, best of luck to ya. 61 00:03:06,246 --> 00:03:07,812 I thought about being a fireman at first, 62 00:03:07,881 --> 00:03:11,467 but, uh, the boys in blue are the real heroes, am I right? 63 00:03:12,554 --> 00:03:14,187 Fireman get guns? 64 00:03:14,255 --> 00:03:16,255 - No, they do not. - Enough said. 65 00:03:16,324 --> 00:03:19,025 I hear that cops do better with the ladies. 66 00:03:20,802 --> 00:03:23,144 Now, that is an undisputed fact. 67 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:25,877 Do you ever feel like you're an unwitting 68 00:03:25,878 --> 00:03:27,632 tool of the prison industrial complex? 69 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:32,745 Hey! 70 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,019 Oh, come on. 71 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,380 _ 72 00:03:49,381 --> 00:03:51,381 _ 73 00:03:51,703 --> 00:03:53,382 _ 74 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:55,383 _ 75 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,787 _ 76 00:03:57,788 --> 00:03:59,995 _ 77 00:03:59,996 --> 00:04:01,850 _ 78 00:04:01,851 --> 00:04:03,371 _ 79 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:05,103 _ 80 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,446 _ 81 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:16,789 Yes! 82 00:04:19,494 --> 00:04:20,493 Let's go. 83 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,053 Pain in my ass. 84 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,731 In addition to the three dead, 85 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,600 Sullivan and Cortez each lost a leg. 86 00:04:28,803 --> 00:04:30,636 Mcllleny lost and eye. 87 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,037 And the suicide bomber? 88 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,406 Still no leads. 89 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,141 A Dead Ender, no doubt. 90 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:39,645 Commander, if I may. 91 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,380 Some of our soldiers 92 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,650 are expressing concern that your policies are... 93 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:52,258 They felt safer before the curfew was eliminated. 94 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,394 They aren't thrilled by the body cameras. 95 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:59,231 They feel that engaging in community outreach 96 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,967 and conflict resolution courses is, well... 97 00:05:02,937 --> 00:05:04,236 A waste of time. 98 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,217 So what? 99 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,185 Are we voting on policy now? 100 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,276 I'm just giving the commander the lay of the land. 101 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,433 We need to be seen as part of this community. 102 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,682 Not an occupying force. 103 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:19,203 We are an occupying force. 104 00:05:19,359 --> 00:05:23,495 Perhaps, if the commander spent more time out in the field... 105 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:27,192 Maybe you and the commander should compare bullet scars, Hobbs. 106 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:30,362 So, we should just kill them with kindness, these, uh, Dead Enders? 107 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,765 I'm not asking you to hand out flowers. 108 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,705 I'm saying we will hold ourselves to higher standards. 109 00:05:35,743 --> 00:05:36,875 Screw standards! 110 00:05:37,044 --> 00:05:38,544 Those soldiers were my friends. 111 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,772 Do you even know their names? 112 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,674 You are out of line, Sergeant Major. 113 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,841 Justin. 114 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,554 Adrian Flores moved here from Tallahassee when he was 17. 115 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,625 Never missed an FSU football game. 116 00:06:01,141 --> 00:06:02,836 Danny Cozza was a local. 117 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,897 Dad runs a fishing charter. 118 00:06:06,935 --> 00:06:09,147 Heather Schooley was from Olympia. 119 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:11,937 Worshipped Sleater-Kinney. 120 00:06:13,835 --> 00:06:17,904 We will not rest until we have found those responsible for this attack. 121 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:23,215 But let's keep in mind, there are half a million humans in Seattle, 122 00:06:23,284 --> 00:06:25,128 and 10,000 of us. 123 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,746 If they decide that we only have zombie interests at heart, 124 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,756 this city will collapse. 125 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,727 You cooking brains, Ravi? 126 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,619 I thought you already had your monthlies. 127 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:44,855 Ravi told me you'd been having a tough go of it. 128 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:48,674 I know your favorite comfort food is double chocolate brownies, 129 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,209 but brain cannelloni just felt right. 130 00:06:58,694 --> 00:07:00,504 _ 131 00:07:00,995 --> 00:07:04,052 So, you let the winners out of Seattle to compete on the show 132 00:07:04,053 --> 00:07:05,798 and they give you ad time? 133 00:07:05,866 --> 00:07:06,801 Mmm-mmm. 134 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,266 There's no way I'm doing that. 135 00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:11,022 Besides, could you imagine the commercial? 136 00:07:11,705 --> 00:07:15,373 "Dance of a Lifetime! sponsored by Fillmore Graves, 137 00:07:15,576 --> 00:07:18,977 the zombie mercenaries who built the wall your uncle's trapped behind." 138 00:07:20,714 --> 00:07:23,182 How are you holding up over there? 139 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,110 It's the worst. 140 00:07:27,088 --> 00:07:30,956 My job is pretending to be RoboCop, 141 00:07:31,025 --> 00:07:35,461 but knowing the Buzzfeed Quiz explicitly told me I'm a C-3PO. 142 00:07:37,017 --> 00:07:39,517 Well, I am on board for all your reforms, 143 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:41,133 for what it's worth. 144 00:07:42,249 --> 00:07:45,257 And Ravi keeps reminding me that C-3PO's an Ewok god, 145 00:07:45,258 --> 00:07:47,377 so, I've got that going for me. 146 00:07:47,848 --> 00:07:49,880 The cannelloni was amazing, Liv, thank you. 147 00:07:50,407 --> 00:07:52,211 I thought you could do with a pick-me-up. 148 00:07:52,279 --> 00:07:54,279 So, I dropped by The Scratching Post, 149 00:07:54,628 --> 00:07:56,028 picked up some fitness-guru brains. 150 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,397 It seemed like a safe bet. 151 00:07:58,953 --> 00:08:00,157 - Fitness guru? - Huh. 152 00:08:00,543 --> 00:08:02,654 Hence the sudden urge to gun my lats. 153 00:08:05,498 --> 00:08:06,798 You sneak a little appetizer? 154 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,720 Was my cannelloni a failure? 155 00:08:10,303 --> 00:08:11,143 I... 156 00:08:12,307 --> 00:08:16,101 Replaced your delicious brains with disgusting brain tube paste 157 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:17,769 while you were dressing the salad. 158 00:08:18,239 --> 00:08:18,931 Dude... 159 00:08:19,453 --> 00:08:20,552 I'm sorry. 160 00:08:20,707 --> 00:08:22,874 You cooking for me means the world to me. 161 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:26,545 But I can't really afford anyone else living in my head at the moment. 162 00:08:27,581 --> 00:08:28,580 Not now. 163 00:08:32,052 --> 00:08:32,932 Mmm! 164 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:37,422 You know, just once I wish you'd ask how my day was before using my body. 165 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:41,633 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 166 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,650 How was your day? 167 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:46,365 It was pretty good, I guess. 168 00:08:48,369 --> 00:08:51,870 Mmm! Whoa, whoa, whoa. How about some reciprocity? 169 00:08:52,385 --> 00:08:53,884 When am I not reciprocal? 170 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,228 Reciprocity is the hallmark of a Chakrabarti tumble. 171 00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:59,358 No, no, no, no. 172 00:08:59,946 --> 00:09:01,045 My day. 173 00:09:01,227 --> 00:09:02,693 Right. How was your day, love? 174 00:09:04,332 --> 00:09:07,588 Mmm... Well, since you asked, 175 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:13,637 I had a Skype interview with this teen journalist from Iowa. 176 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:14,211 Mmm-hmm. 177 00:09:14,212 --> 00:09:16,707 She's doing a story for her school paper on 178 00:09:17,578 --> 00:09:19,244 "Influential Women Under 30." 179 00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:21,371 No biggie. 180 00:09:21,681 --> 00:09:24,045 Oh. Tell me how powerful you are. 181 00:09:24,491 --> 00:09:28,493 She, um, asked me some crazy questions about zombies. 182 00:09:28,515 --> 00:09:31,816 - Mmm-hmm. - Like, tinfoil-hat crazy. 183 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,822 I guess, in Iowa, people think zombie hordes roam Seattle 184 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,917 eating human legs like drumsticks 185 00:09:38,986 --> 00:09:40,700 or that they grow their nails out 186 00:09:40,701 --> 00:09:42,787 running through schools scratching children 187 00:09:43,357 --> 00:09:44,489 like Freddy Kreuger. 188 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,575 Mmm, human legs... 189 00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:54,660 Which got me thinking... 190 00:09:57,338 --> 00:09:59,713 Seattle could really use some positive zombie PR. 191 00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:01,084 Mmm. 192 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:04,064 - You know what we could do? - Give up? 193 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,981 Solicit ideas from the public. Make it a thing. 194 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:11,086 I can run it up the pole with City Council. 195 00:10:12,019 --> 00:10:13,219 Of course, they hate each other's guts. 196 00:10:13,287 --> 00:10:15,187 So, getting anything done will be hard. 197 00:10:15,256 --> 00:10:16,820 Hmm, so hard. 198 00:10:17,425 --> 00:10:19,758 Oh, God, they're frustrating, those two. 199 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,842 So frustrating. 200 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:25,497 Two? There are only two City Council members? 201 00:10:27,068 --> 00:10:28,909 Do you ever listen to me? 202 00:10:29,637 --> 00:10:32,204 The other five escaped Seattle before the wall went up. 203 00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:34,587 Mort and Zed are the only ones who stuck around. 204 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:39,144 I can't even get them to agree to hold a new election. 205 00:10:39,213 --> 00:10:41,614 Are you kidding? I love the idea of a special election. 206 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,849 All I ask is that we identify the candidates 207 00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:45,951 as zombie or human right there on the ballot. 208 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,755 The people of Seattle have a right to know who or what they're voting for. 209 00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:51,931 I'm... I'm just afraid Zed might find it a bit... 210 00:10:51,993 --> 00:10:52,977 Divisive. 211 00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:54,689 And species-ist. 212 00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:58,030 An election should not be about us versus them. 213 00:10:58,099 --> 00:10:59,415 I got you there. 214 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,552 Mort is a typical human. 215 00:11:01,936 --> 00:11:04,703 A zombie-hating bully. 216 00:11:04,772 --> 00:11:07,119 I love zombies. Big fan of the culture. 217 00:11:07,475 --> 00:11:09,041 Zed is why you're stuck in this 218 00:11:09,110 --> 00:11:11,477 not-really-the-mayor-but- obligated-to-do-his-job limbo. 219 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,012 - He won't... - come to the table. 220 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,580 He's not interested in solution. 221 00:11:14,649 --> 00:11:16,823 All he has is these empty slogans and... 222 00:11:16,824 --> 00:11:19,218 - And no execution. - And he doesn't have the heart... 223 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,846 the balls to do what's right for the city. 224 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:25,286 - What can I say? - My hands are tied. 225 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,911 Wait, I had a... I had one more item on the agenda. 226 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:31,297 You want some money for a PR campaign. 227 00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:33,209 I've read your email. 228 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,601 We all agree that improving the national perception of zombies 229 00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:37,036 is critical to the safety of Seattle. 230 00:11:37,104 --> 00:11:38,304 We absolutely agree. 231 00:11:38,372 --> 00:11:41,006 And what good are roads and libraries and schools 232 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,075 and firetrucks if we've been nuked, right? 233 00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:44,276 It's a great idea. 234 00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:45,377 It's just not... 235 00:11:45,446 --> 00:11:46,419 in the budget. 236 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,481 And if it's not in the budget, we can't approve it. 237 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,743 Sorry, kid. 238 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:53,798 Hang in there. 239 00:12:02,409 --> 00:12:03,775 People like us, we get it. 240 00:12:04,131 --> 00:12:06,498 We know it's not about having a super shredded core, 241 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:08,067 ripped quads, jacked delts, 242 00:12:08,135 --> 00:12:10,669 swole hams, yoked pects and insanely-tight glutes. 243 00:12:10,738 --> 00:12:12,404 It's about feeling good, 244 00:12:12,473 --> 00:12:14,473 and realizing your potential, am I right? 245 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:17,843 Liv, I know you're on a fitness-nut brain, 246 00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:20,646 but do not try to make me the Hans to your Franz. 247 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:22,448 Oh, this could be our lady. 248 00:12:22,516 --> 00:12:25,417 Excuse me, ma'am, this is my swole mate, CB. 249 00:12:25,886 --> 00:12:26,535 Yeah? 250 00:12:27,421 --> 00:12:30,322 Clive Babineaux. We're Seattle PD. 251 00:12:31,092 --> 00:12:31,657 You have a moment? 252 00:12:31,712 --> 00:12:35,547 Oh, sure. Excuse the sweat. Damn hot flashes. 253 00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:38,056 Oh, sweat is just your body fat crying. 254 00:12:38,065 --> 00:12:39,198 - May I? - Oh. 255 00:12:46,707 --> 00:12:48,640 We're investigating a potential homicide 256 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,276 that took place last week outside of a convenience store. 257 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:53,645 Oh, I saw the footage. That poor woman. 258 00:12:53,714 --> 00:12:55,581 And the victim was on her cell just before the attack, 259 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,784 so, we're tracking down every phone that pinged the nearest tower. 260 00:12:58,845 --> 00:12:59,702 Okay... 261 00:12:59,703 --> 00:13:02,888 Mind telling me the last four of your social? 262 00:13:02,957 --> 00:13:04,857 Oh. Sure. 2198. 263 00:13:11,132 --> 00:13:12,965 I'm glad you're okay, Mrs. Jones. 264 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:16,135 Oh, wait, you're the one that's been calling me. 265 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,604 I'm sorry, I don't answer unknown numbers. 266 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,472 I donated to a non-profit once, 267 00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:22,206 and now every time the phone rings, it's like, 268 00:13:22,207 --> 00:13:24,777 "Hey, give ten dollars for the Sumatra rhino." 269 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,978 Are you kidding me? 270 00:13:26,047 --> 00:13:27,613 Okay, I get guilt tripped enough. 271 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,249 Like, when Larry, that's my second husband, 272 00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:31,609 contracted cholera. 273 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:34,553 Don't ask. And he was all like, "You have the power to help me," 274 00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:39,458 until I agreed to steal hydrocodone for his stomach pain. 275 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,861 He was exploding like a hydrant in a Brooklyn heat wave. 276 00:13:43,764 --> 00:13:45,015 Oh, whoopsie. 277 00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,233 I probably shouldn't be telling the cops about stealing the meds. 278 00:13:48,302 --> 00:13:50,502 That's okay. Liv. Liv. 279 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,468 Bye. 280 00:13:56,623 --> 00:13:58,857 Good news, the lab should be sending the blood test results 281 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,866 from the convenience store murder tomorrow. 282 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,707 That's what's up. 283 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,326 There's stress in your voice, bro. 284 00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,243 Are you getting enough omega threes? 285 00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:08,753 It's just Peyton. She's just a little bit... 286 00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:10,413 Underwhelmed in the sack? 287 00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:13,113 What? Did she say something? 288 00:14:13,114 --> 00:14:14,598 You're probably overdoing it. 289 00:14:14,599 --> 00:14:17,792 It's a common mistake for young men. It's simpler than you think. 290 00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:21,453 You know, four hours before sex, you just take an ice bath, 291 00:14:21,635 --> 00:14:22,801 eat three Brazil nuts... 292 00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:23,936 Okay, thank you. 293 00:14:24,004 --> 00:14:25,804 A spoon of fermented trout butter, 294 00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:28,423 and then, during the jam sesh, you just, sort of, soak. 295 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,140 You know, think of it as a hot tub. 296 00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:32,466 Not a lap pool. 297 00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,440 And focus on the eyes. 298 00:14:35,516 --> 00:14:38,550 I was gonna say she's a bit overwhelmed at work. 299 00:14:38,619 --> 00:14:40,168 Aren't we all. 300 00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:42,921 Hey, we should hit the gym after work. 301 00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:45,057 Ow! I'm good, actully. 302 00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:46,745 Oh, come on. 303 00:14:46,746 --> 00:14:48,932 Bro, don't you want to be Ravi-rock-hard-body? 304 00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:49,869 No. 305 00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:51,016 Oh. 306 00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:58,012 What are you putting in that gob of yours? 307 00:14:58,252 --> 00:15:00,585 Goose muddled in antler sauce, 308 00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:02,550 a civet of hare, 309 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:05,550 six hard-boiled eggs covered in saffron 310 00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,845 and flavored with cloves. 311 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,948 And while you're here, innkeep... 312 00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:10,897 Milord? 313 00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:13,952 Perchance a sprinkling of grated Myconid in my soup? 314 00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:18,556 Tell me when. 315 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:30,869 Ah. 316 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,671 'Tis sufficient. 317 00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:38,076 I take a seat next to Mr. Bandywax. 318 00:15:38,112 --> 00:15:40,179 You must come with me now, my halfling friend. 319 00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:41,031 Now? 320 00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:43,043 Oh, not now. 321 00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:44,758 Mayhap anon. 322 00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,621 My goose remains uncooked. 323 00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:49,214 Don't sit there pitchkettled, Mr. Bandywax. 324 00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:50,935 If you don't come forsooth, 325 00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:53,624 you risk never gandering another goose, be it cooked or raw. 326 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:57,219 I rush to the table, take the remaining seat. 327 00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:59,531 Prithee, Mosco, 328 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,403 leave thy bellytimber thither and let us flee, 329 00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:08,343 lest thy be the very cooked goose thou longst to taste. 330 00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,918 Okay. Are you guys gonna kill some monsters, 331 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,803 or am I gonna send Gorlogg the Attention Seeker 332 00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:15,735 in here with his Vorpal blade? 333 00:16:15,736 --> 00:16:20,737 My cousin in Ohio thinks that I turned zombie for attention. 334 00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:26,107 Didn't you turn vampire for a girl? 335 00:16:26,713 --> 00:16:28,180 Do you mind if I steal that line? 336 00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:30,426 My comedy troupe could use it for our zombie sketch. 337 00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:31,713 You're in a comedy troupe? 338 00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:33,217 How did I not know this? 339 00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:34,764 They're not bad. 340 00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:37,749 Three straight regional Yuck-Yucks, so, suck it, Steve. 341 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,826 Then, no. 342 00:16:38,828 --> 00:16:41,395 You can't steal turning-zombie-for-attention. 343 00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:43,828 Wait, you do zombie sketches? 344 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,557 They kill. It's actually a portfolio of sketches, 345 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,531 about living next door to zombies. 346 00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:51,465 We have this one bit called "Dinner at the Deadman's" 347 00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:55,220 where my human brother tries to help me pray away the Zs. 348 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,810 So good. 349 00:16:59,193 --> 00:17:00,327 It's so good. 350 00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:02,179 Uh, we go all out, too, you know. 351 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,805 Like white wigs, zombie makeup. 352 00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:06,732 So you paint your face and appropriate another culture? 353 00:17:08,075 --> 00:17:09,875 Oh. Never thought about it that way. 354 00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,086 - Cool. - Yeah. 355 00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:14,201 Whatever. I've got two hours before my pregnant wife comes home 356 00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:17,382 and realizes that I'm not there making her tea and rubbing her back, so... 357 00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:19,802 Hold... Hold on. Tell me more about this sketch. 358 00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:20,994 Well, okay, so... 359 00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:22,527 What we like to try to do is... 360 00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:28,020 Thwack. Gorlogg lifts Mosco's severed head in the air and shouts, 361 00:17:28,829 --> 00:17:30,895 "I am Gorlogg! 362 00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:35,373 Look at me. Look at me!" 363 00:17:42,983 --> 00:17:44,249 Roll for initiative. 364 00:17:47,355 --> 00:17:49,922 To hell with the police. They ain't the ones getting blown up. 365 00:17:50,024 --> 00:17:51,189 Blue lives matter? 366 00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:52,000 Uh-uh. 367 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,712 White lives matter. 368 00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:56,670 Hate to break it to you. You're far from white, Spud. 369 00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:59,010 Tell those Dead Enders calling me "whitey." 370 00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:01,623 Most humans are decent people. 371 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:03,048 You sound like Lillywhite. 372 00:18:03,236 --> 00:18:05,408 The commander is trying to keep the peace. 373 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,328 We push humans too far, 374 00:18:07,329 --> 00:18:10,056 and they're gonna look around and decide that they'd rather die fighting 375 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,532 than live in a walled zombie homeland. 376 00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:14,728 - We could take 'em. - You're an idiot. 377 00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:18,798 - Take cover. - Look out. 378 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,619 Up there. 379 00:18:43,859 --> 00:18:46,393 How about these two? John and David Mendez? 380 00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:50,109 They have a father in San Diego dying of cancer and a senile mother. 381 00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,466 She'll be all on her own once he passes. 382 00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:55,368 - And the brothers themselves? - They're healthy? 383 00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:57,362 Mmm-hmm. 384 00:18:58,259 --> 00:18:59,725 I'm going to hell. 385 00:19:00,776 --> 00:19:01,654 Reject pile. 386 00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,483 Commander. 387 00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:08,861 Our squad was ambushed in an alley off Hayes Street. 388 00:19:10,552 --> 00:19:11,227 Sir... 389 00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:14,754 Jordan didn't make it. 390 00:19:29,613 --> 00:19:31,644 _ 391 00:19:54,478 --> 00:19:56,820 Give me Chase Graves over Lillywhite any day. 392 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,147 - Oh, you can say that again. - Yeah, he'll get his. 393 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,290 Yeah, you knew which side he was on. 394 00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:04,592 What do you think flower-power'll do about it? 395 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,027 Put on some Bob Marley. 396 00:20:06,028 --> 00:20:07,628 Bus in a few more grief counselors. 397 00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:09,597 Remind us how outnumbered we are. 398 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,895 We need to clap back. 399 00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:13,801 Before this can't-we-all-get-along crap gets us all killed. 400 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,437 Excuse me, sir. 401 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,640 I can't help but notice that you've got a high-powered rifle pointed at my skull. 402 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:22,043 I must warn you that if you shoot me in the head, 403 00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:25,485 I will then, and only then, be given permission to return fire. 404 00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:28,990 What? You know I'm right. 405 00:20:34,924 --> 00:20:37,282 You think your anger makes you special, Spud? 406 00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:42,543 When I found Jordan, she was digging brain tubes out of bus station garbage cans. 407 00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:44,432 I brought her here and I trained her. 408 00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:47,268 She died saving your sergeant. 409 00:20:50,106 --> 00:20:53,808 What were you hiding behind when she was putting herself in danger? 410 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,212 I know what Jordan's done for her fellow zombie. 411 00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:03,751 You, I'm not so sure about. 412 00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:08,255 I'm... I'm asking you to be smart. 413 00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:10,532 Don't you get it? 414 00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:13,683 They want to provoke violence. 415 00:21:14,364 --> 00:21:17,605 Only 10% of the human population wants a war. 416 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:21,617 CHICs. Dead Enders. Are you gonna give them what they want? 417 00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:24,605 Yes, some of us are gonna die, 418 00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,245 so that all of us don't die. 419 00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:32,279 If that's not what you signed up for, then go. 420 00:21:36,219 --> 00:21:37,179 It goes for all of you. 421 00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:39,561 Commander, if we catch the shooter, 422 00:21:40,223 --> 00:21:42,056 the people who made that truck bomb, 423 00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:45,216 what are you gonna do to them? 424 00:21:46,829 --> 00:21:48,796 They'll be turned over to the court system. 425 00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:51,632 Human judges? Human juries? 426 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,602 It's the law. It's what we do. 427 00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:04,378 Okay, we are gonna have zombie super strength. 428 00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:05,424 How cool is that? 429 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,482 The next time someone asks us to choose between the belt and the boot, 430 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:10,078 we can just rip their arms off. 431 00:22:16,426 --> 00:22:19,120 Coast is clear, but stay on your toes. 432 00:22:19,696 --> 00:22:22,199 There's lots of US Army between us and Seattle. 433 00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:25,064 Where do we meet if we have to split up? 434 00:22:25,668 --> 00:22:27,735 369 Molino Road. 435 00:22:29,005 --> 00:22:29,609 Good. 436 00:22:30,873 --> 00:22:34,475 A pint of ranch dressing is 2,200 calories. FYI. 437 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,759 - Good to know. Thanks. - It's just... 438 00:22:38,434 --> 00:22:40,139 I know you like ranch dressing. 439 00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:43,542 I usually manage to avoid having a pint in a sitting. 440 00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:46,821 One more name to cross off. 441 00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,685 Why can't people just answer their phones? 442 00:22:48,686 --> 00:22:49,979 All units nearby, 443 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:53,694 shots fired at Warmbloods, 21807 Third Street. 444 00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,696 Warmbloods, that's close. 445 00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:02,436 He was in a hurry. 446 00:23:12,249 --> 00:23:14,449 Seattle PD. 447 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,690 You got the wrong bar, Renegade. 448 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,759 Let me stop the bleeding. 449 00:23:25,761 --> 00:23:27,119 Don't touch me, Whitey. 450 00:23:27,377 --> 00:23:28,924 I know what you are. 451 00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:30,746 You heard the man, back off. 452 00:23:30,747 --> 00:23:33,464 Your friend is dying. He needs medical attention now. 453 00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:35,724 I... I won't scratch him. I promise. 454 00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:38,786 Your kind's done enough damage already. Get the hell out of here. 455 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:39,923 I suggest you step aside, 456 00:23:39,925 --> 00:23:42,631 or I'll place you under arrest for obstructing an officer. 457 00:23:44,313 --> 00:23:45,446 Let 'em through, Matty. 458 00:23:46,315 --> 00:23:47,728 Nothing they can do now. 459 00:24:01,063 --> 00:24:03,169 _ 460 00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,452 What do you know? 461 00:24:07,651 --> 00:24:09,751 It was a drive-by. Two people in masks. 462 00:24:10,113 --> 00:24:11,612 How many casualties? 463 00:24:12,422 --> 00:24:13,092 One. 464 00:24:13,984 --> 00:24:17,285 Witnesses saw the shooter and the driver take off in a blue Civic hatchback. 465 00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:20,962 Matches with the vehicle we saw racing off on our way over. 466 00:24:21,031 --> 00:24:23,431 See if any of our guys own a car like that. 467 00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,833 Of course, Commander. 468 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,700 Hey, Commander. 469 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:31,694 How are you all gonna cover this one up? 470 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,847 What are we gonna hear on the news? 471 00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:36,763 Eddie Diggs died of natural causes. 472 00:24:37,314 --> 00:24:39,850 He is survived by his wife and two kids. 473 00:24:42,486 --> 00:24:43,952 Ravi, no. I'm exhausted. 474 00:24:44,021 --> 00:24:47,389 I just watched a barbershop quartet do Ebony and Ivory. 475 00:24:47,457 --> 00:24:49,124 Two of them in whiteface. 476 00:24:50,027 --> 00:24:51,536 You can tell me at home. 477 00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:54,205 I'm still here, but I'm walking out now. 478 00:24:54,932 --> 00:24:56,681 Yes, this is me walking out. 479 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,934 This is me turning out the lights, 480 00:24:59,002 --> 00:25:00,068 locking up. 481 00:25:00,137 --> 00:25:01,770 Oh, you lie! 482 00:25:03,473 --> 00:25:05,006 Okay, you got me. 483 00:25:05,075 --> 00:25:06,382 What is so important? 484 00:25:06,977 --> 00:25:08,343 Are you still hearing presentations? 485 00:25:08,412 --> 00:25:10,411 I just finished, thank God. 486 00:25:10,647 --> 00:25:12,247 You got time for one more? 487 00:25:14,952 --> 00:25:15,805 Okay. 488 00:25:16,486 --> 00:25:17,886 Psst. 489 00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:20,855 - Stand right there. - Yup. 490 00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:24,426 Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a... 491 00:25:24,494 --> 00:25:26,528 Portfolio of sketches. 492 00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:29,531 About a human couple living next door to a zombie couple. 493 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:31,566 And there's laughs, there's heart. 494 00:25:31,635 --> 00:25:34,369 And guess what, you might just learn a thing or two. 495 00:25:34,438 --> 00:25:37,605 Great, now all we have to do is convince millions of Americans 496 00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:39,374 to cross the militarized dead zone, 497 00:25:39,443 --> 00:25:42,377 make it over the wall to the zombie-controlled city of Seattle 498 00:25:42,446 --> 00:25:43,611 and get themselves to... 499 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,334 Where do you perform, Jimmy? 500 00:25:45,983 --> 00:25:47,943 Count McCackles' Comedy Castle. 501 00:25:48,785 --> 00:25:50,719 Yeah, see, I knew she wouldn't see the potential. 502 00:25:50,787 --> 00:25:51,819 Suits, man. 503 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:54,122 We... We produce the episodes, we post them online. 504 00:25:54,191 --> 00:25:55,303 The episodes go viral. 505 00:25:55,712 --> 00:25:56,574 Viral's good. 506 00:25:57,114 --> 00:26:00,036 Right. Think about what Will & Grace did for gay people. 507 00:26:00,137 --> 00:26:01,803 Or what The Cosby Show did for... 508 00:26:01,858 --> 00:26:03,224 Let's not use that example. 509 00:26:04,201 --> 00:26:06,601 Crazy Rich Zombies. 510 00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:09,004 Okay, I see your point. 511 00:26:09,072 --> 00:26:12,073 Zombies? They're just the folk next door. 512 00:26:12,142 --> 00:26:14,042 The people you wave to every day on your way to work. 513 00:26:14,978 --> 00:26:16,444 Do you have a name for it? 514 00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:17,512 Wait for it. 515 00:26:19,216 --> 00:26:20,415 Hi, Zombie. 516 00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:22,700 Hmm. 517 00:26:24,921 --> 00:26:28,256 Jury's out on the name, but I love the idea. 518 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:30,478 I mean, it's one of the best I've heard all day. 519 00:26:30,994 --> 00:26:31,953 How much does it cost? 520 00:26:31,954 --> 00:26:34,100 Hmm? Oh. 521 00:26:34,101 --> 00:26:36,264 Something like that. 522 00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:38,864 You know, uh, to build sets, 523 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:41,683 uh, hire a crew and a stage. 524 00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:45,306 Why don't we just put the first zombie on the moon, too? 525 00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:46,875 Yeah. 526 00:26:51,481 --> 00:26:52,947 - Here you go, hon. - Thanks. 527 00:26:54,818 --> 00:26:56,651 Did you hear about the four dead at Warmbloods? 528 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,529 Four? 529 00:26:58,155 --> 00:26:59,788 They said on the news there was just one. 530 00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:02,557 And you believe everything they say on the news? 531 00:27:02,626 --> 00:27:04,526 Those necros downplay everything. 532 00:27:07,064 --> 00:27:10,792 That poor woman outside the convenience store? 533 00:27:11,334 --> 00:27:14,140 I got a buddy down in Chehalis, rolls with a crew. 534 00:27:14,311 --> 00:27:16,730 Started running patrol shifts to protect the border. 535 00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,282 'Bout time someone's willing to do something. Right? 536 00:27:20,978 --> 00:27:23,770 Lady, these boys is locked and loaded. 537 00:27:24,154 --> 00:27:26,358 Hell, some of 'em even use bows and arrows. 538 00:27:26,496 --> 00:27:27,998 Okay, well. 539 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:30,908 Let's hope they bring home some scalps. 540 00:27:32,189 --> 00:27:33,388 There she is. 541 00:27:33,457 --> 00:27:35,458 Now, that is a beautiful sight. 542 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,127 What? 543 00:27:39,196 --> 00:27:40,195 Race you to the wall. 544 00:27:43,686 --> 00:27:45,486 God, that kid's gullible. 545 00:27:45,735 --> 00:27:49,753 Whoo! Whoo! 546 00:27:49,873 --> 00:27:51,906 Ha-ha-ha. Dicks. 547 00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:55,677 We made it man. 548 00:28:04,794 --> 00:28:06,610 Go, go, go. There's a bunch of 'em. 549 00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:08,130 Get under the SUV. 550 00:28:08,131 --> 00:28:09,497 - What about you? - Just go! 551 00:28:09,498 --> 00:28:10,825 Go! 552 00:28:20,777 --> 00:28:24,372 Run. Run. Run. Don't stop! Just go! 553 00:29:00,377 --> 00:29:02,229 The kids went that way. 554 00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,187 _ 555 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,588 Can you not? It's a little distracting. 556 00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:17,679 Distracting? 557 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,824 Oh, you mean these bad boys. 558 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,127 Feels good to let 'em breathe. 559 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:24,762 I'll take your word. 560 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,764 Come on, CB, we're police. 561 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:28,566 We have a right to bare arms. 562 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:32,242 Ah, there he is. 563 00:29:32,243 --> 00:29:36,874 I'm sad to say that your final potential murder victim is alive and well. 564 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:40,701 This picture was posted yesterday by one of her friends. 565 00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:44,215 That photo could have been taken months ago 566 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:45,650 and posted by our killer. 567 00:29:45,719 --> 00:29:47,900 But on closer inspection, 568 00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:51,823 yesterday's footage of the Warmblood shooting. 569 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,391 She can't be deceased. 570 00:29:57,497 --> 00:29:58,496 You're welcome. 571 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,522 Over 70 phones, every one of their owners alive and accounted for. 572 00:30:04,738 --> 00:30:05,937 We should tell Bozzio. 573 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,907 Harris, you seen the Lieutenant? 574 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,443 Uh, she's in interrogation with another car club guy. 575 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:21,027 You watch the video of the murder outside the convenience store? 576 00:30:21,107 --> 00:30:22,157 Mmm-hmm. 577 00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:24,722 The killers were in a lowrider. 578 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:25,450 I get it. 579 00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:28,457 You see a lowrider, you immediately bring in the Latino, right? 580 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:33,235 Victor Ruiz. You are the founder of Seattle Lowrider Consortium. 581 00:30:33,496 --> 00:30:35,400 So? That makes me a murderer? 582 00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:37,168 You guys put on a lot of car shows? 583 00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:39,487 Oh, you're saying I consort with murderers, then? 584 00:30:40,518 --> 00:30:41,452 Your word. 585 00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:44,776 Recognize this car? 586 00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:48,674 Yeah, I know that car. 587 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:50,915 But you're not gonna find the guy who owns it. 588 00:30:51,290 --> 00:30:53,139 He left Seattle before the wall went up. 589 00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:56,926 I know where the car is, though. 590 00:30:57,528 --> 00:30:58,273 Oh yeah. 591 00:30:58,928 --> 00:31:01,845 Would you mind writing down that address for us before you leave? 592 00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:03,161 You having a vision? 593 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,070 I'm Kegeling. 594 00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:06,346 Pelvic floor. 595 00:31:06,646 --> 00:31:08,312 Tragically overlooked muscle group. 596 00:31:16,636 --> 00:31:18,102 See what I did there, Clive? 597 00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:20,611 Lift with your legs. Back flat. 598 00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:23,926 Ah. I think this is our car. 599 00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:26,951 Detective school is really paying off. 600 00:31:32,025 --> 00:31:35,693 Exposed wires from the steering column indicate hot-wiring. 601 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:38,062 Sorry, traffic. What'd I miss? 602 00:31:40,057 --> 00:31:40,961 Good lord. 603 00:31:41,601 --> 00:31:43,701 Uh... So, I've got some weird news. 604 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:45,703 Oh, you and Peyton tried the soak-and-stare technique. 605 00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:46,901 Uh, no. 606 00:31:46,902 --> 00:31:49,707 The DNA results came back from the blood taken from the convenience store. 607 00:31:49,776 --> 00:31:52,043 - Were they able to identify the victim? - Not yet. 608 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:55,046 But there was blood from a dozen people, all human, 609 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:56,701 not a drop was zombie. 610 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,523 Well, we still need to test this blood. 611 00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:02,720 Hmm. 612 00:32:07,539 --> 00:32:08,538 Strange. 613 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:14,799 I'm gonna puke. 614 00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:15,676 Don't. 615 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:17,168 It's corn syrup. 616 00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:18,302 What? 617 00:32:21,268 --> 00:32:23,134 Hey, bros, this look familiar? 618 00:32:23,343 --> 00:32:24,166 A wig. 619 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:27,384 Looks like detective classes are paying off for all of us. 620 00:32:28,134 --> 00:32:30,801 Oh, just like the victim's hair in the convenience store video. 621 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:35,520 - It's corn syrup. - Nice work, Ravi. 622 00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:36,721 Thank you. 623 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,923 You just ate 57 empty calories. 624 00:32:42,275 --> 00:32:43,560 So, the video was a hoax. 625 00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:46,007 No one's dead? 626 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,666 Every person whose cell phone pinged the tower at the time 627 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:50,635 is still alive and accounted for. 628 00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:53,337 The corn syrup blood in the car's a pretty dead giveaway. 629 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,307 And the blood found at the convenience store was from multiple people. 630 00:32:56,509 --> 00:32:57,428 All humans. 631 00:32:57,429 --> 00:33:00,745 We also found a wig that matches the victim's hairstyle. 632 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,925 What kind of a sicko fakes a zombie attack? 633 00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:04,668 Someone who wants to see the city burn. 634 00:33:04,669 --> 00:33:05,917 I'll call a press conference. 635 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,224 Expose the video as a fake. 636 00:33:07,225 --> 00:33:08,626 And what are you gonna say? 637 00:33:09,182 --> 00:33:12,417 "Hey, everybody, the video you saw of two zombies ripping a woman to shreds," 638 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:13,606 it never happened. 639 00:33:13,607 --> 00:33:15,830 Oh, and we don't know who's behind the false flag, 640 00:33:15,831 --> 00:33:17,395 "so, just take our word for it." 641 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,948 Well, Major, it has the advantage of being true. 642 00:33:19,949 --> 00:33:21,555 Well, the truth's not gonna cut it. 643 00:33:21,556 --> 00:33:23,634 Look, our words won't trump their images, okay? 644 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,163 People saw a murder. 645 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:26,774 All right? If we're gonna claim it was a hoax, 646 00:33:26,775 --> 00:33:28,460 we gotta put some meat on the bone. 647 00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:30,697 What are you suggesting? 648 00:33:31,163 --> 00:33:32,526 We get people to confess. 649 00:33:32,805 --> 00:33:34,372 Say they fabricated the murder. 650 00:33:34,587 --> 00:33:36,821 They wanna stir up zombie hate with fake news, fine. 651 00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:38,405 We'll fight them on their terms. 652 00:33:40,113 --> 00:33:42,777 And you expect Seattle PD to get behind this? 653 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:46,015 Only if it wants to keep its homicide rate in check. 654 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,181 Are you sure about this, Major? 655 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:55,433 There's gonna be a lot of heat on whoever takes the fall for this. 656 00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:58,615 We need to get them out of Seattle, and we'll have to do it discreetly. 657 00:33:59,544 --> 00:34:00,348 Liv? 658 00:34:01,074 --> 00:34:01,692 What? 659 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:03,153 No. 660 00:34:05,204 --> 00:34:06,737 I wanna live in your world. 661 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,481 Peyton, Lieutenant, expect my instructions. 662 00:34:18,784 --> 00:34:20,542 _ 663 00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:22,063 VoilĂ  664 00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:25,041 Appreciate Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson. 665 00:34:25,687 --> 00:34:28,188 Jackson owns the blue hatchback. 666 00:34:28,257 --> 00:34:31,196 And residue shows Tader fired his weapon. 667 00:34:31,727 --> 00:34:33,260 Both have confessed. 668 00:34:33,607 --> 00:34:35,677 Couldn't keep it in your pants, huh, Spud? 669 00:34:40,669 --> 00:34:41,816 They resisted. 670 00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:44,871 I didn't shoot anyone who didn't deserve it. 671 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,740 And you're judge and jury now? 672 00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:49,409 Well, someone's gotta be, Ol' Softy. 673 00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:51,278 That is your Commander, soldier! 674 00:34:51,346 --> 00:34:53,013 Chase Graves is my commander. 675 00:34:58,086 --> 00:35:00,220 Your move, Commander. 676 00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:11,531 Have they said anything yet? 677 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,433 Very little. They're waiting for you. 678 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,073 Renegade. 679 00:35:21,076 --> 00:35:22,108 Where's Baron? 680 00:35:26,682 --> 00:35:27,781 Where's Baron? 681 00:35:29,384 --> 00:35:30,417 He's gone. 682 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,320 We thought we made it. 683 00:35:33,388 --> 00:35:34,921 We were at the wall, and... 684 00:35:36,892 --> 00:35:40,093 These two hitched along. Bad foster home situation. 685 00:35:41,863 --> 00:35:43,863 Can... Can Oliver get a scratch? 686 00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:45,799 He's very sick. 687 00:36:24,706 --> 00:36:27,040 It was at this intersection, that a mystery woman, 688 00:36:27,109 --> 00:36:29,442 now identified as Cynthia Rybnicki, 689 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,767 was brutally murdered by two zombies. 690 00:36:32,347 --> 00:36:33,343 Or was she? 691 00:36:33,344 --> 00:36:36,650 Today the Seattle Police Department arrested Miss Rybnicki 692 00:36:36,718 --> 00:36:40,754 along with brothers John and David Mendez for perpetrating a hoax. 693 00:36:40,822 --> 00:36:44,073 A hoax intended to stir up anti-zombie sentiment. 694 00:36:44,553 --> 00:36:46,386 As they were brought in for processing, 695 00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:50,697 Miss Rybnicki gave a defiant hand sign associated with the Dead Enders, 696 00:36:50,766 --> 00:36:52,565 a zombie hate group. 697 00:36:52,634 --> 00:36:54,868 The Mendez brothers and Miss Rybnicki 698 00:36:54,936 --> 00:36:57,114 confessed when presented with the evidence. 699 00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:00,706 If anything, they seemed proud of the damage they'd done to the city. 700 00:37:01,309 --> 00:37:02,676 How much time will they get? 701 00:37:02,744 --> 00:37:05,217 The DA promised me it would be no less than 15 years. 702 00:37:06,848 --> 00:37:11,051 While the group is under fire for stoking anti-zombie fear in Seattle, 703 00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:14,454 they also remain embroiled in a tragedy of their own. 704 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:15,159 Helen. 705 00:37:15,597 --> 00:37:18,097 Two days ago, patrons of Warmbloods, 706 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:20,660 rumored to be a Dead Ender watering hole, 707 00:37:20,729 --> 00:37:24,097 were enjoying happy hour when bullets ripped through this window, 708 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,544 injuring three and killing one. 709 00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:30,044 Today we learn the fates of those drive-by shooters. 710 00:37:30,579 --> 00:37:33,146 Yesterday, we received this footage, 711 00:37:33,341 --> 00:37:38,545 secretly recorded and smuggled out of a Fillmore Graves downtown warehouse. 712 00:37:43,819 --> 00:37:48,671 The same source identified the two men as Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson. 713 00:37:49,858 --> 00:37:52,963 Commander, is that you in the video, Commander? 714 00:37:52,964 --> 00:37:55,916 And didn't you promise that the Guillotine is a thing of the past? 715 00:37:56,964 --> 00:37:59,208 I promised that Fillmore Graves will police itself. 716 00:37:59,881 --> 00:38:02,479 When my soldiers break the law, they pay a price. 717 00:38:03,271 --> 00:38:06,460 Every human and zombie in the city would be wise to understand that. 718 00:38:08,637 --> 00:38:09,978 Hell of a performance. 719 00:38:10,405 --> 00:38:12,811 - And there you have it. - You think it'll work? 720 00:38:13,381 --> 00:38:14,914 You think they'll keep quiet? 721 00:38:14,983 --> 00:38:17,484 They're getting what they want. Passage out of the city. 722 00:38:18,606 --> 00:38:20,039 They're incredibly grateful. 723 00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:22,528 Thanks for getting them out. 724 00:38:22,611 --> 00:38:23,610 It's what I do. 725 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,185 Why'd you change your mind? 726 00:38:30,866 --> 00:38:32,799 I was already living in your world. 727 00:38:35,343 --> 00:38:36,742 I just didn't know it yet. 728 00:38:47,515 --> 00:38:48,514 You're both sure? 729 00:39:21,709 --> 00:39:22,909 Just like I said. 730 00:39:23,938 --> 00:39:25,104 All in the eyes. 731 00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:29,442 What would happen if you had two spoonfuls of trout butter? 732 00:39:29,511 --> 00:39:32,078 I don't know, but I'd be afraid to find out. 733 00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:35,829 So... 734 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:38,857 How'd you get the money? 735 00:39:38,858 --> 00:39:39,391 What? 736 00:39:39,392 --> 00:39:41,572 For Hi, Zombie. Production costs, etcetera. 737 00:39:41,970 --> 00:39:43,669 Ever heard of the Space Needle? 738 00:39:43,944 --> 00:39:45,110 Rings a bell. 739 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,499 I sold the naming rights. 740 00:39:49,196 --> 00:39:51,063 Can the chief of staff to a dead mayor do that? 741 00:39:51,105 --> 00:39:52,200 Oh, God, no. 742 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:55,628 No, I figured I've got three, four months before I'm discovered, 743 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,361 the scandal breaks and my career bites the dust. 744 00:39:58,954 --> 00:39:59,894 So, why? 745 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,479 Because I'm not sure we survive three months 746 00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:04,053 if we just sit back and do nothing. 747 00:40:04,538 --> 00:40:05,778 I've been to DC, Ravi, 748 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:09,295 and they're looking for an excuse to wipe us off the map. 749 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,231 I have never loved you more 750 00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:15,321 than in this moment. 751 00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:19,876 Not even 45 seconds ago when we were... 752 00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:20,741 Okay. 753 00:40:21,432 --> 00:40:23,142 This moment is a close second. 754 00:40:30,331 --> 00:40:31,830 Just, I can't believe it. 755 00:40:32,187 --> 00:40:33,582 I mean, that was us. 756 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:34,921 I mean, we did that. 757 00:40:34,990 --> 00:40:36,665 - Shh! - It was your plan. 758 00:40:37,032 --> 00:40:38,298 And the TV lied. 759 00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:39,926 Who were those people? 760 00:40:39,995 --> 00:40:40,760 Patsies. 761 00:40:41,296 --> 00:40:43,808 People our dear Commander found to play the part. 762 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:44,935 That was my part. 763 00:40:45,481 --> 00:40:47,568 We have to tell people they've been duped. 764 00:40:48,357 --> 00:40:51,424 And we know that how, because we duped people first? 765 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,692 Dolly, just, please... 766 00:40:53,694 --> 00:40:55,661 No, no, no. I need you to say this with me. 767 00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:59,174 "Dolly. I won't tell anyone." Hum? 768 00:40:59,941 --> 00:41:01,648 Okay, okay fine. I hear you. 769 00:41:01,968 --> 00:41:04,662 You know, it's just that I stole blood from the hospital for this. 770 00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:08,108 You know I flailed around that car like a damn epileptic, and for what? 771 00:41:08,511 --> 00:41:11,153 Everything they said on TV is fake news. 772 00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:14,100 People gotta know. We've gotta tell 'em Dolly. 773 00:41:15,391 --> 00:41:17,387 You seem a little worked up Hon, um... 774 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,599 Let someone else drive you home. 775 00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,935 Take a nice clean bath, treat yourself. 776 00:41:22,055 --> 00:41:24,055 You know, you deserve that. 777 00:41:25,248 --> 00:41:27,248 Does Benny come with that? 778 00:41:27,982 --> 00:41:29,982 Well, that's up to Benny. 779 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,518 Oh, okay. 780 00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:50,552 Synced and corrected by hawken45 for www.addic7ed.com 57064

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