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Previously on iZombie...
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You're a hero, you know that.
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You show 'em what one
good human can do.
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We're gonna make it to
Seattle with or without you.
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We get stopped in
Washington, we're screwed.
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Consider this group a task force.
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We need to find out who
murdered this poor woman.
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Seventy-two people
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were pinging the cell phone
tower at 12:38 that night.
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One of these ladies must be our victim.
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Have you seen the video of the
woman being dragged into the car
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of a couple of zombies?
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We haven't been able
to identify the victim.
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I found her phone.
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In her jacket.
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Lisa's gone.
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It was just supposed to be
a work retreat.
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She can't be dead.
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I know there's a time crunch,
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but I hope we don't find his girlfriend's
body until he agrees to go home.
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Yeah, but until we find a body,
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we're no closer to finding the
zombies who ripped her to shreds.
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Babe?
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Oh, my God. You're alive.
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Bix? Wow. Is this happening?
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What're you wearing?
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Whoa.
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Lisa, we're inside caution tape.
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Wait. Did someone die?
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Apparently not.
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Oh, hey, man. Glenn. Accounting.
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What's going on, Lisa?
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My guess,
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Lisa and Glenn's work retreat
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took a somewhat romantic
and psychedelic turn.
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I totally get your energy,
brother, but can we table this?
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'Cause I am peaking right now
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and this is about to go south.
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I take it you're Lisa Gertz?
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I need the last four of your social.
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Zero...
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Three...
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Two...
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Four.
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Thank you.
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Good luck, buddy.
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Sixty-nine phones down.
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Three to go. Still no victim.
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It's the journey, Clive.
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State Trooper found these Raggedy
Anns on a bus near Tacoma.
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No ID. Wouldn't tell us
where they're from.
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It's not our problem, right?
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Child Protective Services'll
get 'em home.
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Let's go.
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Sweet ride.
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What is that, like 0 to 60
in what, five seconds?
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Something like that, yeah.
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I plan on joining the force
after high school.
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Well, best of luck to ya.
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I thought about being
a fireman at first,
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but, uh, the boys in blue are
the real heroes, am I right?
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Fireman get guns?
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- No, they do not.
- Enough said.
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I hear that cops do better
with the ladies.
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Now, that is an undisputed fact.
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Do you ever feel like
you're an unwitting
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tool of the prison industrial complex?
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Hey!
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Oh, come on.
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Yes!
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Let's go.
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Pain in my ass.
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In addition to the three dead,
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Sullivan and Cortez each lost a leg.
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Mcllleny lost and eye.
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And the suicide bomber?
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Still no leads.
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A Dead Ender, no doubt.
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Commander, if I may.
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Some of our soldiers
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are expressing concern
that your policies are...
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They felt safer before
the curfew was eliminated.
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They aren't thrilled
by the body cameras.
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They feel that engaging
in community outreach
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and conflict resolution
courses is, well...
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A waste of time.
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So what?
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Are we voting on policy now?
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I'm just giving the commander
the lay of the land.
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We need to be seen
as part of this community.
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Not an occupying force.
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We are an occupying force.
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Perhaps, if the commander spent
more time out in the field...
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Maybe you and the commander should
compare bullet scars, Hobbs.
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So, we should just kill them with
kindness, these, uh, Dead Enders?
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I'm not asking you to hand out flowers.
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I'm saying we will hold
ourselves to higher standards.
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Screw standards!
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Those soldiers were my friends.
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Do you even know their names?
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You are out of line, Sergeant Major.
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Justin.
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Adrian Flores moved here from
Tallahassee when he was 17.
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Never missed an FSU football game.
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Danny Cozza was a local.
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Dad runs a fishing charter.
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Heather Schooley was from Olympia.
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Worshipped Sleater-Kinney.
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We will not rest until we have found
those responsible for this attack.
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But let's keep in mind, there are
half a million humans in Seattle,
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and 10,000 of us.
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If they decide that we only
have zombie interests at heart,
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this city will collapse.
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You cooking brains, Ravi?
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I thought you already
had your monthlies.
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Ravi told me you'd been
having a tough go of it.
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I know your favorite comfort food
is double chocolate brownies,
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but brain cannelloni just felt right.
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So, you let the winners out of
Seattle to compete on the show
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and they give you ad time?
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Mmm-mmm.
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There's no way I'm doing that.
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Besides, could you imagine
the commercial?
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"Dance of a Lifetime!
sponsored by Fillmore Graves,
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the zombie mercenaries who built the
wall your uncle's trapped behind."
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How are you holding up over there?
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It's the worst.
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My job is pretending to be RoboCop,
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but knowing the Buzzfeed Quiz
explicitly told me I'm a C-3PO.
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Well, I am on board
for all your reforms,
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for what it's worth.
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And Ravi keeps reminding me
that C-3PO's an Ewok god,
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so, I've got that going for me.
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The cannelloni was amazing,
Liv, thank you.
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I thought you could do
with a pick-me-up.
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So, I dropped by The Scratching Post,
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picked up some fitness-guru brains.
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It seemed like a safe bet.
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- Fitness guru?
- Huh.
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Hence the sudden urge to gun my lats.
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You sneak a little appetizer?
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Was my cannelloni a failure?
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I...
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Replaced your delicious brains
with disgusting brain tube paste
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while you were dressing the salad.
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Dude...
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I'm sorry.
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You cooking for me
means the world to me.
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But I can't really afford anyone else
living in my head at the moment.
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Not now.
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Mmm!
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You know, just once I wish you'd ask
how my day was before using my body.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
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How was your day?
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It was pretty good, I guess.
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Mmm! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How about some reciprocity?
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When am I not reciprocal?
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Reciprocity is the hallmark
of a Chakrabarti tumble.
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No, no, no, no.
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My day.
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Right. How was your day, love?
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Mmm... Well, since you asked,
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I had a Skype interview with
this teen journalist from Iowa.
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Mmm-hmm.
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She's doing a story
for her school paper on
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"Influential Women Under 30."
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No biggie.
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Oh. Tell me how powerful you are.
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She, um, asked me some
crazy questions about zombies.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Like, tinfoil-hat crazy.
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I guess, in Iowa, people think
zombie hordes roam Seattle
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eating human legs like drumsticks
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or that they grow their nails out
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running through schools
scratching children
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like Freddy Kreuger.
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Mmm, human legs...
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Which got me thinking...
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Seattle could really use
some positive zombie PR.
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Mmm.
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- You know what we could do?
- Give up?
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Solicit ideas from the public.
Make it a thing.
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I can run it up the pole
with City Council.
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Of course, they hate each other's guts.
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So, getting anything done will be hard.
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Hmm, so hard.
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Oh, God, they're
frustrating, those two.
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So frustrating.
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Two? There are only two
City Council members?
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Do you ever listen to me?
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The other five escaped Seattle
before the wall went up.
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Mort and Zed are the only
ones who stuck around.
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I can't even get them to agree
to hold a new election.
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Are you kidding? I love the
idea of a special election.
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All I ask is that
we identify the candidates
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as zombie or human
right there on the ballot.
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The people of Seattle have a right to
know who or what they're voting for.
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I'm... I'm just afraid
Zed might find it a bit...
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Divisive.
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And species-ist.
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An election should not be
about us versus them.
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I got you there.
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Mort is a typical human.
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A zombie-hating bully.
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I love zombies. Big fan of the culture.
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Zed is why you're stuck in this
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not-really-the-mayor-but-
obligated-to-do-his-job limbo.
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- He won't...
- come to the table.
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He's not interested in solution.
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All he has is these
empty slogans and...
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- And no execution.
- And he doesn't have the heart...
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the balls to do
what's right for the city.
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- What can I say?
- My hands are tied.
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Wait, I had a... I had one
more item on the agenda.
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You want some money for a PR campaign.
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I've read your email.
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We all agree that improving the
national perception of zombies
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is critical to the safety of Seattle.
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We absolutely agree.
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And what good are roads
and libraries and schools
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and firetrucks
if we've been nuked, right?
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It's a great idea.
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It's just not...
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in the budget.
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And if it's not in the budget,
we can't approve it.
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Sorry, kid.
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Hang in there.
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People like us, we get it.
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We know it's not about
having a super shredded core,
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ripped quads, jacked delts,
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swole hams, yoked pects
and insanely-tight glutes.
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It's about feeling good,
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and realizing your
potential, am I right?
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Liv, I know you're on
a fitness-nut brain,
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but do not try to make me
the Hans to your Franz.
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Oh, this could be our lady.
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Excuse me, ma'am,
this is my swole mate, CB.
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Yeah?
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Clive Babineaux. We're Seattle PD.
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You have a moment?
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Oh, sure. Excuse the sweat.
Damn hot flashes.
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Oh, sweat is just your body fat crying.
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- May I?
- Oh.
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We're investigating
a potential homicide
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that took place last week
outside of a convenience store.
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Oh, I saw the footage. That poor woman.
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And the victim was on her cell
just before the attack,
259
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,784
so, we're tracking down every phone
that pinged the nearest tower.
260
00:12:58,845 --> 00:12:59,702
Okay...
261
00:12:59,703 --> 00:13:02,888
Mind telling me
the last four of your social?
262
00:13:02,957 --> 00:13:04,857
Oh. Sure. 2198.
263
00:13:11,132 --> 00:13:12,965
I'm glad you're okay, Mrs. Jones.
264
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:16,135
Oh, wait, you're the one
that's been calling me.
265
00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,604
I'm sorry, I don't answer
unknown numbers.
266
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,472
I donated to a non-profit once,
267
00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:22,206
and now every time
the phone rings, it's like,
268
00:13:22,207 --> 00:13:24,777
"Hey, give ten dollars
for the Sumatra rhino."
269
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,978
Are you kidding me?
270
00:13:26,047 --> 00:13:27,613
Okay, I get guilt tripped enough.
271
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,249
Like, when Larry,
that's my second husband,
272
00:13:30,317 --> 00:13:31,609
contracted cholera.
273
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:34,553
Don't ask. And he was all like,
"You have the power to help me,"
274
00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:39,458
until I agreed to steal
hydrocodone for his stomach pain.
275
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,861
He was exploding like a hydrant
in a Brooklyn heat wave.
276
00:13:43,764 --> 00:13:45,015
Oh, whoopsie.
277
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:48,233
I probably shouldn't be telling
the cops about stealing the meds.
278
00:13:48,302 --> 00:13:50,502
That's okay. Liv. Liv.
279
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,468
Bye.
280
00:13:56,623 --> 00:13:58,857
Good news, the lab should be
sending the blood test results
281
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,866
from the convenience store
murder tomorrow.
282
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,707
That's what's up.
283
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,326
There's stress in your voice, bro.
284
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:06,243
Are you getting enough omega threes?
285
00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:08,753
It's just Peyton.
She's just a little bit...
286
00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:10,413
Underwhelmed in the sack?
287
00:14:11,325 --> 00:14:13,113
What? Did she say something?
288
00:14:13,114 --> 00:14:14,598
You're probably overdoing it.
289
00:14:14,599 --> 00:14:17,792
It's a common mistake for young men.
It's simpler than you think.
290
00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:21,453
You know, four hours before
sex, you just take an ice bath,
291
00:14:21,635 --> 00:14:22,801
eat three Brazil nuts...
292
00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:23,936
Okay, thank you.
293
00:14:24,004 --> 00:14:25,804
A spoon of fermented trout butter,
294
00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:28,423
and then, during the jam sesh,
you just, sort of, soak.
295
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,140
You know, think of it as a hot tub.
296
00:14:31,512 --> 00:14:32,466
Not a lap pool.
297
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:34,440
And focus on the eyes.
298
00:14:35,516 --> 00:14:38,550
I was gonna say she's a
bit overwhelmed at work.
299
00:14:38,619 --> 00:14:40,168
Aren't we all.
300
00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:42,921
Hey, we should hit the gym after work.
301
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:45,057
Ow! I'm good, actully.
302
00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:46,745
Oh, come on.
303
00:14:46,746 --> 00:14:48,932
Bro, don't you want to
be Ravi-rock-hard-body?
304
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:49,869
No.
305
00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:51,016
Oh.
306
00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:58,012
What are you putting
in that gob of yours?
307
00:14:58,252 --> 00:15:00,585
Goose muddled in antler sauce,
308
00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:02,550
a civet of hare,
309
00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:05,550
six hard-boiled eggs covered in saffron
310
00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,845
and flavored with cloves.
311
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,948
And while you're here, innkeep...
312
00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:10,897
Milord?
313
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:13,952
Perchance a sprinkling of
grated Myconid in my soup?
314
00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:18,556
Tell me when.
315
00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:30,869
Ah.
316
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,671
'Tis sufficient.
317
00:15:32,672 --> 00:15:38,076
I take a
seat next to Mr. Bandywax.
318
00:15:38,112 --> 00:15:40,179
You must come with me now,
my halfling friend.
319
00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:41,031
Now?
320
00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:43,043
Oh, not now.
321
00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:44,758
Mayhap anon.
322
00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,621
My goose remains uncooked.
323
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:49,214
Don't sit there pitchkettled,
Mr. Bandywax.
324
00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:50,935
If you don't come forsooth,
325
00:15:51,058 --> 00:15:53,624
you risk never gandering another
goose, be it cooked or raw.
326
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:57,219
I rush to the table,
take the remaining seat.
327
00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:59,531
Prithee, Mosco,
328
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,403
leave thy bellytimber
thither and let us flee,
329
00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:08,343
lest thy be the very cooked
goose thou longst to taste.
330
00:16:08,344 --> 00:16:10,918
Okay. Are you guys gonna
kill some monsters,
331
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,803
or am I gonna send
Gorlogg the Attention Seeker
332
00:16:13,804 --> 00:16:15,735
in here with his Vorpal blade?
333
00:16:15,736 --> 00:16:20,737
My cousin in Ohio thinks that
I turned zombie for attention.
334
00:16:23,624 --> 00:16:26,107
Didn't you
turn vampire for a girl?
335
00:16:26,713 --> 00:16:28,180
Do you mind if I steal that line?
336
00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:30,426
My comedy troupe could use it
for our zombie sketch.
337
00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:31,713
You're in a comedy troupe?
338
00:16:31,785 --> 00:16:33,217
How did I not know this?
339
00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:34,764
They're not bad.
340
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:37,749
Three straight regional
Yuck-Yucks, so, suck it, Steve.
341
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,826
Then, no.
342
00:16:38,828 --> 00:16:41,395
You can't steal
turning-zombie-for-attention.
343
00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:43,828
Wait, you do zombie sketches?
344
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,557
They kill. It's actually
a portfolio of sketches,
345
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,531
about living next door to zombies.
346
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:51,465
We have this one bit
called "Dinner at the Deadman's"
347
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:55,220
where my human brother tries
to help me pray away the Zs.
348
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,810
So good.
349
00:16:59,193 --> 00:17:00,327
It's so good.
350
00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:02,179
Uh, we go all out, too, you know.
351
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,805
Like white wigs, zombie makeup.
352
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:06,732
So you paint your face and
appropriate another culture?
353
00:17:08,075 --> 00:17:09,875
Oh. Never thought about it that way.
354
00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,086
- Cool.
- Yeah.
355
00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:14,201
Whatever. I've got two hours
before my pregnant wife comes home
356
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:17,382
and realizes that I'm not there making
her tea and rubbing her back, so...
357
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:19,802
Hold... Hold on. Tell me
more about this sketch.
358
00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:20,994
Well, okay, so...
359
00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:22,527
What we like to try to do is...
360
00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:28,020
Thwack. Gorlogg lifts Mosco's
severed head in the air and shouts,
361
00:17:28,829 --> 00:17:30,895
"I am Gorlogg!
362
00:17:31,971 --> 00:17:35,373
Look at me. Look at me!"
363
00:17:42,983 --> 00:17:44,249
Roll for initiative.
364
00:17:47,355 --> 00:17:49,922
To hell with the police. They
ain't the ones getting blown up.
365
00:17:50,024 --> 00:17:51,189
Blue lives matter?
366
00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:52,000
Uh-uh.
367
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,712
White lives matter.
368
00:17:54,128 --> 00:17:56,670
Hate to break it to you.
You're far from white, Spud.
369
00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:59,010
Tell those Dead Enders
calling me "whitey."
370
00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:01,623
Most humans are decent people.
371
00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:03,048
You sound like Lillywhite.
372
00:18:03,236 --> 00:18:05,408
The commander is trying
to keep the peace.
373
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,328
We push humans too far,
374
00:18:07,329 --> 00:18:10,056
and they're gonna look around and
decide that they'd rather die fighting
375
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,532
than live in a walled zombie homeland.
376
00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:14,728
- We could take 'em.
- You're an idiot.
377
00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:18,798
- Take cover.
- Look out.
378
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,619
Up there.
379
00:18:43,859 --> 00:18:46,393
How about these two?
John and David Mendez?
380
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:50,109
They have a father in San Diego dying
of cancer and a senile mother.
381
00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,466
She'll be all on her own
once he passes.
382
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:55,368
- And the brothers themselves?
- They're healthy?
383
00:18:56,505 --> 00:18:57,362
Mmm-hmm.
384
00:18:58,259 --> 00:18:59,725
I'm going to hell.
385
00:19:00,776 --> 00:19:01,654
Reject pile.
386
00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,483
Commander.
387
00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:08,861
Our squad was ambushed
in an alley off Hayes Street.
388
00:19:10,552 --> 00:19:11,227
Sir...
389
00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:14,754
Jordan didn't make it.
390
00:19:29,613 --> 00:19:31,644
_
391
00:19:54,478 --> 00:19:56,820
Give me Chase Graves
over Lillywhite any day.
392
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,147
- Oh, you can say that again.
- Yeah, he'll get his.
393
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,290
Yeah, you knew which side he was on.
394
00:20:02,358 --> 00:20:04,592
What do you think
flower-power'll do about it?
395
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,027
Put on some Bob Marley.
396
00:20:06,028 --> 00:20:07,628
Bus in a few more grief counselors.
397
00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:09,597
Remind us how outnumbered we are.
398
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,895
We need to clap back.
399
00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:13,801
Before this can't-we-all-get-along
crap gets us all killed.
400
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,437
Excuse me, sir.
401
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,640
I can't help but notice that you've got a
high-powered rifle pointed at my skull.
402
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:22,043
I must warn you that if you
shoot me in the head,
403
00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:25,485
I will then, and only then, be
given permission to return fire.
404
00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:28,990
What? You know I'm right.
405
00:20:34,924 --> 00:20:37,282
You think your anger
makes you special, Spud?
406
00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:42,543
When I found Jordan, she was digging brain
tubes out of bus station garbage cans.
407
00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:44,432
I brought her here and I trained her.
408
00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:47,268
She died saving your sergeant.
409
00:20:50,106 --> 00:20:53,808
What were you hiding behind when
she was putting herself in danger?
410
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,212
I know what Jordan's done
for her fellow zombie.
411
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:03,751
You, I'm not so sure about.
412
00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:08,255
I'm... I'm asking you to be smart.
413
00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:10,532
Don't you get it?
414
00:21:11,194 --> 00:21:13,683
They want to provoke violence.
415
00:21:14,364 --> 00:21:17,605
Only 10% of the human
population wants a war.
416
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:21,617
CHICs. Dead Enders. Are you
gonna give them what they want?
417
00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:24,605
Yes, some of us are gonna die,
418
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,245
so that all of us don't die.
419
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:32,279
If that's not what you
signed up for, then go.
420
00:21:36,219 --> 00:21:37,179
It goes for all of you.
421
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:39,561
Commander, if we catch the shooter,
422
00:21:40,223 --> 00:21:42,056
the people who made that truck bomb,
423
00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:45,216
what are you gonna do to them?
424
00:21:46,829 --> 00:21:48,796
They'll be turned over
to the court system.
425
00:21:48,865 --> 00:21:51,632
Human judges? Human juries?
426
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,602
It's the law. It's what we do.
427
00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:04,378
Okay, we are gonna have
zombie super strength.
428
00:22:04,447 --> 00:22:05,424
How cool is that?
429
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,482
The next time someone asks us to
choose between the belt and the boot,
430
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:10,078
we can just rip their arms off.
431
00:22:16,426 --> 00:22:19,120
Coast is clear, but stay on your toes.
432
00:22:19,696 --> 00:22:22,199
There's lots of US Army
between us and Seattle.
433
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:25,064
Where do we meet
if we have to split up?
434
00:22:25,668 --> 00:22:27,735
369 Molino Road.
435
00:22:29,005 --> 00:22:29,609
Good.
436
00:22:30,873 --> 00:22:34,475
A pint of ranch dressing
is 2,200 calories. FYI.
437
00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,759
- Good to know. Thanks.
- It's just...
438
00:22:38,434 --> 00:22:40,139
I know you like ranch dressing.
439
00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:43,542
I usually manage to avoid
having a pint in a sitting.
440
00:22:45,288 --> 00:22:46,821
One more name to cross off.
441
00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,685
Why can't people just
answer their phones?
442
00:22:48,686 --> 00:22:49,979
All units nearby,
443
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:53,694
shots fired at Warmbloods,
21807 Third Street.
444
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,696
Warmbloods, that's close.
445
00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:02,436
He was in a hurry.
446
00:23:12,249 --> 00:23:14,449
Seattle PD.
447
00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,690
You got the wrong bar, Renegade.
448
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,759
Let me stop the bleeding.
449
00:23:25,761 --> 00:23:27,119
Don't touch me, Whitey.
450
00:23:27,377 --> 00:23:28,924
I know what you are.
451
00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:30,746
You heard the man, back off.
452
00:23:30,747 --> 00:23:33,464
Your friend is dying. He
needs medical attention now.
453
00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:35,724
I... I won't scratch him. I promise.
454
00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:38,786
Your kind's done enough damage already.
Get the hell out of here.
455
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:39,923
I suggest you step aside,
456
00:23:39,925 --> 00:23:42,631
or I'll place you under arrest
for obstructing an officer.
457
00:23:44,313 --> 00:23:45,446
Let 'em through, Matty.
458
00:23:46,315 --> 00:23:47,728
Nothing they can do now.
459
00:24:01,063 --> 00:24:03,169
_
460
00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,452
What do you know?
461
00:24:07,651 --> 00:24:09,751
It was a drive-by. Two people in masks.
462
00:24:10,113 --> 00:24:11,612
How many casualties?
463
00:24:12,422 --> 00:24:13,092
One.
464
00:24:13,984 --> 00:24:17,285
Witnesses saw the shooter and the driver
take off in a blue Civic hatchback.
465
00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:20,962
Matches with the vehicle we saw
racing off on our way over.
466
00:24:21,031 --> 00:24:23,431
See if any of our guys
own a car like that.
467
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,833
Of course, Commander.
468
00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,700
Hey, Commander.
469
00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:31,694
How are you all gonna
cover this one up?
470
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,847
What are we gonna hear on the news?
471
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:36,763
Eddie Diggs died of natural causes.
472
00:24:37,314 --> 00:24:39,850
He is survived by his
wife and two kids.
473
00:24:42,486 --> 00:24:43,952
Ravi, no. I'm exhausted.
474
00:24:44,021 --> 00:24:47,389
I just watched a barbershop
quartet do Ebony and Ivory.
475
00:24:47,457 --> 00:24:49,124
Two of them in whiteface.
476
00:24:50,027 --> 00:24:51,536
You can tell me at home.
477
00:24:52,129 --> 00:24:54,205
I'm still here,
but I'm walking out now.
478
00:24:54,932 --> 00:24:56,681
Yes, this is me walking out.
479
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,934
This is me turning out the lights,
480
00:24:59,002 --> 00:25:00,068
locking up.
481
00:25:00,137 --> 00:25:01,770
Oh, you lie!
482
00:25:03,473 --> 00:25:05,006
Okay, you got me.
483
00:25:05,075 --> 00:25:06,382
What is so important?
484
00:25:06,977 --> 00:25:08,343
Are you still hearing presentations?
485
00:25:08,412 --> 00:25:10,411
I just finished, thank God.
486
00:25:10,647 --> 00:25:12,247
You got time for one more?
487
00:25:14,952 --> 00:25:15,805
Okay.
488
00:25:16,486 --> 00:25:17,886
Psst.
489
00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:20,855
- Stand right there.
- Yup.
490
00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:24,426
Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a...
491
00:25:24,494 --> 00:25:26,528
Portfolio of sketches.
492
00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:29,531
About a human couple living
next door to a zombie couple.
493
00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:31,566
And there's laughs, there's heart.
494
00:25:31,635 --> 00:25:34,369
And guess what, you might
just learn a thing or two.
495
00:25:34,438 --> 00:25:37,605
Great, now all we have to do is
convince millions of Americans
496
00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:39,374
to cross the militarized dead zone,
497
00:25:39,443 --> 00:25:42,377
make it over the wall to the
zombie-controlled city of Seattle
498
00:25:42,446 --> 00:25:43,611
and get themselves to...
499
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,334
Where do you perform, Jimmy?
500
00:25:45,983 --> 00:25:47,943
Count McCackles' Comedy Castle.
501
00:25:48,785 --> 00:25:50,719
Yeah, see, I knew she
wouldn't see the potential.
502
00:25:50,787 --> 00:25:51,819
Suits, man.
503
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:54,122
We... We produce the episodes,
we post them online.
504
00:25:54,191 --> 00:25:55,303
The episodes go viral.
505
00:25:55,712 --> 00:25:56,574
Viral's good.
506
00:25:57,114 --> 00:26:00,036
Right. Think about what Will
& Grace did for gay people.
507
00:26:00,137 --> 00:26:01,803
Or what The Cosby Show did for...
508
00:26:01,858 --> 00:26:03,224
Let's not use that example.
509
00:26:04,201 --> 00:26:06,601
Crazy Rich Zombies.
510
00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:09,004
Okay, I see your point.
511
00:26:09,072 --> 00:26:12,073
Zombies? They're
just the folk next door.
512
00:26:12,142 --> 00:26:14,042
The people you wave to
every day on your way to work.
513
00:26:14,978 --> 00:26:16,444
Do you have a name for it?
514
00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:17,512
Wait for it.
515
00:26:19,216 --> 00:26:20,415
Hi, Zombie.
516
00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:22,700
Hmm.
517
00:26:24,921 --> 00:26:28,256
Jury's out on the name,
but I love the idea.
518
00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:30,478
I mean, it's one of the best
I've heard all day.
519
00:26:30,994 --> 00:26:31,953
How much does it cost?
520
00:26:31,954 --> 00:26:34,100
Hmm? Oh.
521
00:26:34,101 --> 00:26:36,264
Something like that.
522
00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:38,864
You know, uh, to build sets,
523
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:41,683
uh, hire a crew and a stage.
524
00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:45,306
Why don't we just put the first
zombie on the moon, too?
525
00:26:45,876 --> 00:26:46,875
Yeah.
526
00:26:51,481 --> 00:26:52,947
- Here you go, hon.
- Thanks.
527
00:26:54,818 --> 00:26:56,651
Did you hear about the
four dead at Warmbloods?
528
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,529
Four?
529
00:26:58,155 --> 00:26:59,788
They said on the news
there was just one.
530
00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:02,557
And you believe everything
they say on the news?
531
00:27:02,626 --> 00:27:04,526
Those necros downplay everything.
532
00:27:07,064 --> 00:27:10,792
That poor woman outside
the convenience store?
533
00:27:11,334 --> 00:27:14,140
I got a buddy down in
Chehalis, rolls with a crew.
534
00:27:14,311 --> 00:27:16,730
Started running patrol shifts
to protect the border.
535
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,282
'Bout time someone's willing
to do something. Right?
536
00:27:20,978 --> 00:27:23,770
Lady, these boys is locked and loaded.
537
00:27:24,154 --> 00:27:26,358
Hell, some of 'em even use
bows and arrows.
538
00:27:26,496 --> 00:27:27,998
Okay, well.
539
00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:30,908
Let's hope they bring home some scalps.
540
00:27:32,189 --> 00:27:33,388
There she is.
541
00:27:33,457 --> 00:27:35,458
Now, that is a beautiful sight.
542
00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,127
What?
543
00:27:39,196 --> 00:27:40,195
Race you to the wall.
544
00:27:43,686 --> 00:27:45,486
God, that kid's gullible.
545
00:27:45,735 --> 00:27:49,753
Whoo! Whoo!
546
00:27:49,873 --> 00:27:51,906
Ha-ha-ha. Dicks.
547
00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:55,677
We made it man.
548
00:28:04,794 --> 00:28:06,610
Go, go, go. There's a bunch of 'em.
549
00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:08,130
Get under the SUV.
550
00:28:08,131 --> 00:28:09,497
- What about you?
- Just go!
551
00:28:09,498 --> 00:28:10,825
Go!
552
00:28:20,777 --> 00:28:24,372
Run. Run. Run. Don't stop! Just go!
553
00:29:00,377 --> 00:29:02,229
The kids
went that way.
554
00:29:12,835 --> 00:29:14,187
_
555
00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,588
Can you not? It's a little distracting.
556
00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:17,679
Distracting?
557
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,824
Oh, you mean these bad boys.
558
00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:23,127
Feels good to let 'em breathe.
559
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:24,762
I'll take your word.
560
00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,764
Come on, CB, we're police.
561
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:28,566
We have a right to bare arms.
562
00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:32,242
Ah, there he is.
563
00:29:32,243 --> 00:29:36,874
I'm sad to say that your final potential
murder victim is alive and well.
564
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:40,701
This picture was posted yesterday
by one of her friends.
565
00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:44,215
That photo could have been
taken months ago
566
00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:45,650
and posted by our killer.
567
00:29:45,719 --> 00:29:47,900
But on closer inspection,
568
00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:51,823
yesterday's footage of
the Warmblood shooting.
569
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,391
She can't be deceased.
570
00:29:57,497 --> 00:29:58,496
You're welcome.
571
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,522
Over 70 phones, every one of their
owners alive and accounted for.
572
00:30:04,738 --> 00:30:05,937
We should tell Bozzio.
573
00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,907
Harris, you seen the Lieutenant?
574
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,443
Uh, she's in interrogation
with another car club guy.
575
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:21,027
You watch the video of the
murder outside the convenience store?
576
00:30:21,107 --> 00:30:22,157
Mmm-hmm.
577
00:30:22,455 --> 00:30:24,722
The killers were in a lowrider.
578
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:25,450
I get it.
579
00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:28,457
You see a lowrider, you immediately
bring in the Latino, right?
580
00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:33,235
Victor Ruiz. You are the founder
of Seattle Lowrider Consortium.
581
00:30:33,496 --> 00:30:35,400
So? That makes me a murderer?
582
00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:37,168
You guys put on a lot of car shows?
583
00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:39,487
Oh, you're saying I consort
with murderers, then?
584
00:30:40,518 --> 00:30:41,452
Your word.
585
00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:44,776
Recognize this car?
586
00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:48,674
Yeah, I know that car.
587
00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:50,915
But you're not gonna find
the guy who owns it.
588
00:30:51,290 --> 00:30:53,139
He left Seattle before
the wall went up.
589
00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:56,926
I know where the car is, though.
590
00:30:57,528 --> 00:30:58,273
Oh yeah.
591
00:30:58,928 --> 00:31:01,845
Would you mind writing down that
address for us before you leave?
592
00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:03,161
You having a vision?
593
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,070
I'm Kegeling.
594
00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:06,346
Pelvic floor.
595
00:31:06,646 --> 00:31:08,312
Tragically overlooked muscle group.
596
00:31:16,636 --> 00:31:18,102
See what I did there, Clive?
597
00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:20,611
Lift with your legs. Back flat.
598
00:31:21,648 --> 00:31:23,926
Ah. I think this is our car.
599
00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:26,951
Detective school is really paying off.
600
00:31:32,025 --> 00:31:35,693
Exposed wires from the steering
column indicate hot-wiring.
601
00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:38,062
Sorry, traffic. What'd I miss?
602
00:31:40,057 --> 00:31:40,961
Good lord.
603
00:31:41,601 --> 00:31:43,701
Uh... So, I've got some weird news.
604
00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:45,703
Oh, you and Peyton tried the
soak-and-stare technique.
605
00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:46,901
Uh, no.
606
00:31:46,902 --> 00:31:49,707
The DNA results came back from the blood
taken from the convenience store.
607
00:31:49,776 --> 00:31:52,043
- Were they able to identify the victim?
- Not yet.
608
00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:55,046
But there was blood from
a dozen people, all human,
609
00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:56,701
not a drop was zombie.
610
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,523
Well, we still need to test this blood.
611
00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:02,720
Hmm.
612
00:32:07,539 --> 00:32:08,538
Strange.
613
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:14,799
I'm gonna puke.
614
00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:15,676
Don't.
615
00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:17,168
It's corn syrup.
616
00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:18,302
What?
617
00:32:21,268 --> 00:32:23,134
Hey, bros, this look familiar?
618
00:32:23,343 --> 00:32:24,166
A wig.
619
00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:27,384
Looks like detective classes
are paying off for all of us.
620
00:32:28,134 --> 00:32:30,801
Oh, just like the victim's hair
in the convenience store video.
621
00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:35,520
- It's corn syrup.
- Nice work, Ravi.
622
00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:36,721
Thank you.
623
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,923
You just ate 57 empty calories.
624
00:32:42,275 --> 00:32:43,560
So, the video was a hoax.
625
00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:46,007
No one's dead?
626
00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:48,666
Every person whose cell phone
pinged the tower at the time
627
00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:50,635
is still alive and accounted for.
628
00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:53,337
The corn syrup blood in the
car's a pretty dead giveaway.
629
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,307
And the blood found at the convenience
store was from multiple people.
630
00:32:56,509 --> 00:32:57,428
All humans.
631
00:32:57,429 --> 00:33:00,745
We also found a wig that matches
the victim's hairstyle.
632
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,925
What kind of a sicko
fakes a zombie attack?
633
00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:04,668
Someone who wants to see the city burn.
634
00:33:04,669 --> 00:33:05,917
I'll call a press conference.
635
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:07,224
Expose the video as a fake.
636
00:33:07,225 --> 00:33:08,626
And what are you gonna say?
637
00:33:09,182 --> 00:33:12,417
"Hey, everybody, the video you saw of
two zombies ripping a woman to shreds,"
638
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:13,606
it never happened.
639
00:33:13,607 --> 00:33:15,830
Oh, and we don't know
who's behind the false flag,
640
00:33:15,831 --> 00:33:17,395
"so, just take our word for it."
641
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,948
Well, Major, it has
the advantage of being true.
642
00:33:19,949 --> 00:33:21,555
Well, the truth's not gonna cut it.
643
00:33:21,556 --> 00:33:23,634
Look, our words won't
trump their images, okay?
644
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,163
People saw a murder.
645
00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:26,774
All right? If we're gonna
claim it was a hoax,
646
00:33:26,775 --> 00:33:28,460
we gotta put some meat on the bone.
647
00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:30,697
What are you suggesting?
648
00:33:31,163 --> 00:33:32,526
We get people to confess.
649
00:33:32,805 --> 00:33:34,372
Say they fabricated the murder.
650
00:33:34,587 --> 00:33:36,821
They wanna stir up zombie hate
with fake news, fine.
651
00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:38,405
We'll fight them on their terms.
652
00:33:40,113 --> 00:33:42,777
And you expect Seattle PD
to get behind this?
653
00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:46,015
Only if it wants to keep
its homicide rate in check.
654
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,181
Are you sure about this, Major?
655
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:55,433
There's gonna be a lot of heat on
whoever takes the fall for this.
656
00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:58,615
We need to get them out of Seattle,
and we'll have to do it discreetly.
657
00:33:59,544 --> 00:34:00,348
Liv?
658
00:34:01,074 --> 00:34:01,692
What?
659
00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:03,153
No.
660
00:34:05,204 --> 00:34:06,737
I wanna live in your world.
661
00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,481
Peyton, Lieutenant,
expect my instructions.
662
00:34:18,784 --> 00:34:20,542
_
663
00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:22,063
VoilĂ
664
00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:25,041
Appreciate Chris Tader
and Buddy Jackson.
665
00:34:25,687 --> 00:34:28,188
Jackson owns the blue hatchback.
666
00:34:28,257 --> 00:34:31,196
And residue shows
Tader fired his weapon.
667
00:34:31,727 --> 00:34:33,260
Both have confessed.
668
00:34:33,607 --> 00:34:35,677
Couldn't keep it in
your pants, huh, Spud?
669
00:34:40,669 --> 00:34:41,816
They resisted.
670
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:44,871
I didn't shoot anyone
who didn't deserve it.
671
00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,740
And you're judge and jury now?
672
00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:49,409
Well, someone's gotta be, Ol' Softy.
673
00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:51,278
That is your Commander, soldier!
674
00:34:51,346 --> 00:34:53,013
Chase Graves is my commander.
675
00:34:58,086 --> 00:35:00,220
Your move, Commander.
676
00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:11,531
Have they said anything yet?
677
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,433
Very little. They're waiting for you.
678
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,073
Renegade.
679
00:35:21,076 --> 00:35:22,108
Where's Baron?
680
00:35:26,682 --> 00:35:27,781
Where's Baron?
681
00:35:29,384 --> 00:35:30,417
He's gone.
682
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,320
We thought we made it.
683
00:35:33,388 --> 00:35:34,921
We were at the wall, and...
684
00:35:36,892 --> 00:35:40,093
These two hitched along.
Bad foster home situation.
685
00:35:41,863 --> 00:35:43,863
Can... Can Oliver get a scratch?
686
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:45,799
He's very sick.
687
00:36:24,706 --> 00:36:27,040
It was at this intersection,
that a mystery woman,
688
00:36:27,109 --> 00:36:29,442
now identified as Cynthia Rybnicki,
689
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,767
was brutally murdered by two zombies.
690
00:36:32,347 --> 00:36:33,343
Or was she?
691
00:36:33,344 --> 00:36:36,650
Today the Seattle Police
Department arrested Miss Rybnicki
692
00:36:36,718 --> 00:36:40,754
along with brothers John and David
Mendez for perpetrating a hoax.
693
00:36:40,822 --> 00:36:44,073
A hoax intended to stir up
anti-zombie sentiment.
694
00:36:44,553 --> 00:36:46,386
As they were brought in for processing,
695
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:50,697
Miss Rybnicki gave a defiant hand
sign associated with the Dead Enders,
696
00:36:50,766 --> 00:36:52,565
a zombie hate group.
697
00:36:52,634 --> 00:36:54,868
The Mendez brothers and Miss Rybnicki
698
00:36:54,936 --> 00:36:57,114
confessed when presented
with the evidence.
699
00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:00,706
If anything, they seemed proud of
the damage they'd done to the city.
700
00:37:01,309 --> 00:37:02,676
How much time will they get?
701
00:37:02,744 --> 00:37:05,217
The DA promised me it would be
no less than 15 years.
702
00:37:06,848 --> 00:37:11,051
While the group is under fire for
stoking anti-zombie fear in Seattle,
703
00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:14,454
they also remain embroiled
in a tragedy of their own.
704
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:15,159
Helen.
705
00:37:15,597 --> 00:37:18,097
Two days ago, patrons of Warmbloods,
706
00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:20,660
rumored to be a Dead
Ender watering hole,
707
00:37:20,729 --> 00:37:24,097
were enjoying happy hour when
bullets ripped through this window,
708
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,544
injuring three and killing one.
709
00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:30,044
Today we learn the fates
of those drive-by shooters.
710
00:37:30,579 --> 00:37:33,146
Yesterday, we received this footage,
711
00:37:33,341 --> 00:37:38,545
secretly recorded and smuggled out of
a Fillmore Graves downtown warehouse.
712
00:37:43,819 --> 00:37:48,671
The same source identified the two men
as Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson.
713
00:37:49,858 --> 00:37:52,963
Commander, is that you
in the video, Commander?
714
00:37:52,964 --> 00:37:55,916
And didn't you promise that the
Guillotine is a thing of the past?
715
00:37:56,964 --> 00:37:59,208
I promised that Fillmore
Graves will police itself.
716
00:37:59,881 --> 00:38:02,479
When my soldiers break
the law, they pay a price.
717
00:38:03,271 --> 00:38:06,460
Every human and zombie in the city
would be wise to understand that.
718
00:38:08,637 --> 00:38:09,978
Hell of a performance.
719
00:38:10,405 --> 00:38:12,811
- And there you have it.
- You think it'll work?
720
00:38:13,381 --> 00:38:14,914
You think they'll keep quiet?
721
00:38:14,983 --> 00:38:17,484
They're getting what they want.
Passage out of the city.
722
00:38:18,606 --> 00:38:20,039
They're incredibly grateful.
723
00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:22,528
Thanks for getting them out.
724
00:38:22,611 --> 00:38:23,610
It's what I do.
725
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,185
Why'd you change your mind?
726
00:38:30,866 --> 00:38:32,799
I was already living in your world.
727
00:38:35,343 --> 00:38:36,742
I just didn't know it yet.
728
00:38:47,515 --> 00:38:48,514
You're both sure?
729
00:39:21,709 --> 00:39:22,909
Just like I said.
730
00:39:23,938 --> 00:39:25,104
All in the eyes.
731
00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:29,442
What would happen if you had
two spoonfuls of trout butter?
732
00:39:29,511 --> 00:39:32,078
I don't know, but I'd be
afraid to find out.
733
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:35,829
So...
734
00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:38,857
How'd you get the money?
735
00:39:38,858 --> 00:39:39,391
What?
736
00:39:39,392 --> 00:39:41,572
For Hi, Zombie.
Production costs, etcetera.
737
00:39:41,970 --> 00:39:43,669
Ever heard of the Space Needle?
738
00:39:43,944 --> 00:39:45,110
Rings a bell.
739
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,499
I sold the naming rights.
740
00:39:49,196 --> 00:39:51,063
Can the chief of staff to
a dead mayor do that?
741
00:39:51,105 --> 00:39:52,200
Oh, God, no.
742
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:55,628
No, I figured I've got three, four
months before I'm discovered,
743
00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,361
the scandal breaks and my
career bites the dust.
744
00:39:58,954 --> 00:39:59,894
So, why?
745
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,479
Because I'm not sure
we survive three months
746
00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:04,053
if we just sit back and do nothing.
747
00:40:04,538 --> 00:40:05,778
I've been to DC, Ravi,
748
00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:09,295
and they're looking for an
excuse to wipe us off the map.
749
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,231
I have never loved you more
750
00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:15,321
than in this moment.
751
00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:19,876
Not even 45 seconds ago when we were...
752
00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:20,741
Okay.
753
00:40:21,432 --> 00:40:23,142
This moment is a close second.
754
00:40:30,331 --> 00:40:31,830
Just, I can't believe it.
755
00:40:32,187 --> 00:40:33,582
I mean, that was us.
756
00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:34,921
I mean, we did that.
757
00:40:34,990 --> 00:40:36,665
- Shh!
- It was your plan.
758
00:40:37,032 --> 00:40:38,298
And the TV lied.
759
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:39,926
Who were those people?
760
00:40:39,995 --> 00:40:40,760
Patsies.
761
00:40:41,296 --> 00:40:43,808
People our dear Commander
found to play the part.
762
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:44,935
That was my part.
763
00:40:45,481 --> 00:40:47,568
We have to tell people
they've been duped.
764
00:40:48,357 --> 00:40:51,424
And we know that how, because
we duped people first?
765
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,692
Dolly, just, please...
766
00:40:53,694 --> 00:40:55,661
No, no, no. I need you
to say this with me.
767
00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:59,174
"Dolly. I won't tell anyone." Hum?
768
00:40:59,941 --> 00:41:01,648
Okay, okay fine. I hear you.
769
00:41:01,968 --> 00:41:04,662
You know, it's just that I stole
blood from the hospital for this.
770
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:08,108
You know I flailed around that car
like a damn epileptic, and for what?
771
00:41:08,511 --> 00:41:11,153
Everything they said on TV is fake news.
772
00:41:11,559 --> 00:41:14,100
People gotta know.
We've gotta tell 'em Dolly.
773
00:41:15,391 --> 00:41:17,387
You seem a little worked up Hon, um...
774
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,599
Let someone else drive you home.
775
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:21,935
Take a nice clean bath, treat yourself.
776
00:41:22,055 --> 00:41:24,055
You know, you deserve that.
777
00:41:25,248 --> 00:41:27,248
Does Benny come with that?
778
00:41:27,982 --> 00:41:29,982
Well, that's up to Benny.
779
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,518
Oh, okay.
780
00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:50,552
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