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ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA
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[upbeat music]
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- Were you up all night,
my little party baby, huh?
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I would have totally
raged with you.
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- I did it.
I am caught up on "Exonerated,"
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and I have thoughts.
- What's "Exonerated"?
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- What?
- It is huge.
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- It's so good.
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- Do you remember
Audrey Colbert?
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She was charged with murdering
that couple
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who brought her to the
Four Seasons for a three-way?
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- Yeah, she claims
she was in the bathroom
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while someone else stabbed
the couple 16 times.
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- But she had hung juries in
both criminal and civil court.
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- The podcast is so good.
- Yeah.
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- I swear, the only thing
white women
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love more than Pintrest
is murder.
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Oh, hollandaise?
- Yeah, thanks.
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Wait, do they--do they
think that she did it?
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- Inconclusive so far,
and Audrey
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refused to be
interviewed for it.
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- She is pitching
a book, though.
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And we have a meeting tomorrow.
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[clamoring]
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- No, no tweeting.
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We convinced her agent
to bring it to us first.
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We can take it off the market
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before anyone else
even hears about it.
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- Oh, my God!
- [crying]
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- Well, I guess party baby
needs a new diaper.
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- Mommy wipes, Daddy diaps?
- Yeah, sounds good to me.
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Oh, come here.
Yes, oh, yes.
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- Maggie, I hope you put
a tarp down in there,
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because those two look
ready to make
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yet another
perfect-looking baby.
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- What?
- Clare and Josh.
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They're basically, like,
walking heart eye emojis.
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Haven't you seen it?
- You know what?
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I haven't been able
to look at her
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since, you know, the incident.
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- What--what incident?
- The birth.
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I mean, she hoisted her legs
over my shoulders,
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and shot that baby into my arms
in the back of an Uber.
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I can't un-see that.
- Oh, diva!
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- I haven't been able
to look at a--
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- Oh, my God, can you not
even say "vagina?"
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
this will not do.
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I will fix this, okay?
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You will be back
on the hunt in no time.
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- Ew.
- I said "hunt," with an H.
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[phone beeps]
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- Um, all right,
I'm late for a thing.
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So--and I have an episode of
"Exonerated" to catch up on.
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Bye.
- We just sat down.
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[upbeat music]
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- You're listening
to "Exonerated."
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Tim Weigel met Audrey Colbert
for the first and only time
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in June 2017 at
the Rubin Museum in New York.
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- I was there one Sunday
checking out
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the Tibetan art exhibit,
and this woman
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brushed up behind me
and quickly walked away.
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She touched me
and she was hot,
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so I followed her.
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She moved really quickly,
darting into corners
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and then re-appearing
out of nowhere.
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It felt dangerous,
kind of sexy.
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- And then what happened?
- And then, we--
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- ♪ I make bad girls ♪
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♪ Look real good ♪
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♪ No! ♪
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♪ I make bad girls
look real good ♪
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[heavy dance music]
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♪ Look real good ♪
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- [speaking Chinese]
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- Xiexie, bai, bai, la!
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Ugh, creeps.
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I guess Time's Up hasn't
reached Shenzhen yet.
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Good morning, ladies!
- Good morning.
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- Quinn, do we have
something scheduled?
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- Oh, no, I had a breakfast
meeting in Midtown
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that went long,
and I needed a hard line
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for the international call,
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so I just came
to the nearest Wi-Fi.
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I hope that's okay.
- Of course!
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You've been on the bestseller
list for three weeks.
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Consider us
your Midtown hot desk.
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- Excellent.
I'm sure you're aware
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that CLAW is trending
on Twitter?
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Over 19,000 people
are tweeting about it, so.
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- Oh!
- That's great.
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- It is.
In fact, "The Cut"
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wants me to come
and talk about it
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on their
"How I Get It Done" series,
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and I would love for
my publisher to interview me.
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- That's wonderful.
Kelsey?
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- Okay, sounds good.
- Oh, good.
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They'll reach out to you
with all the details.
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And thank you for being
so accommodating.
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[tense music]
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- [speaks Chinese]
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That's Mandarin for "good-bye."
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Whoa, lots of
male energy here.
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But they're all dealing
with the same trauma you are,
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so don't think of men
as the enemy for once.
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- I don't think of men
as the enemy.
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- Oh, yeah, no, me neither.
Definitely not.
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[bell chimes]
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- Let's get started.
Hi, I'm Beth.
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I will be your guide.
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Many partners,
after witnessing birth,
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have trouble seeing the vagina
as sexual again,
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and this is natural.
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It was a source
of joy and warmth and...
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[tense music]
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Love and heat.
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And now, it's a sight
of jarring trauma.
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And we can run from that,
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or we can dive
right in headfirst,
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and reclaim that love.
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So I encourage you all
to share your stories,
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no matter how scary they are.
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- Labor was easy.
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The baby came out
really quickly.
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And then, her uterus just sort
of fell out on the table.
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Like giblets.
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- The placenta dislodged
from the cord,
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so they had to
retrieve it manually.
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Did you know
they make rubber gloves
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that go all the way up
to the elbow?
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- The baby's arm was just
sticking out of it, flailing.
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For, like, five minutes.
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- I'm so sorry.
What--her arm came out, and--
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Everybody's obsessed
with Audrey Colbert,
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but nobody really knows her.
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They just know
the salacious stories
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they've heard on "Exonerated."
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But this is her life!
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Is it glamorous?
Absolutely.
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Is it sexy?
Routinely.
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But is it criminal?
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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And this is where
you're supposed to say "no."
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We rehearsed this.
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- Sorry, I forgot.
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- Um, we are huge fans
of "Exonerated."
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- Yeah.
- But we know that the podcast
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isn't telling us everything.
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- Yeah, what we're interested
in is your story.
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You know, in your words.
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- But this will not be
a confession or a denial.
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This will be the truth.
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The good, the bad,
and everything in between.
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Is she promiscuous?
Often.
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Is she jealous?
Almost pathologically.
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Is she a murderer?
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[tense music]
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Audrey, this is where
you say no, remember?
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- No.
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♪ ♪
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Do you think I did it?
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- No.
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- Definitely not.
- No.
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- Good, because if you thought
I had killed two people
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and you still wanted
to publish my book,
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I don't think
I could trust you,
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and I really need to trust you.
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That insufferable podcast
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turned me into
a national supervillain.
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- International.
Huge in Europe.
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- This is my opportunity
to clear my name.
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A book isn't
going to be sliced up--
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- Phrasing.
- Into horror memes
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like my Megyn Kelly interview,
or chopped up
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to make me look like some sort
of dangerous psychopath.
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[tense music]
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Does that sound like something
that you can help me with?
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- Yes.
- Definitely.
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Mm-hmm.
- Good.
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- Yeah, right.
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♪ ♪
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- What was that?
- A crippling lack
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of media training,
but don't worry.
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We will fix that
before the book tour.
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The good news is she likes you!
- Great.
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You're not taking this
anywhere else, right?
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- 650, and no one
will even know
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she's writing a book
until we announce.
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[knocking]
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Yeah, okay.
Great, yeah.
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Seriously, you can't
tell anybody.
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- Okay.
- She's insanely secretive.
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Don't tell her I said that.
Bye.
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[upbeat music]
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- A bottle of Dom, please.
I'm celebrating.
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- Make that two.
- Whoa.
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Where have you been hiding?
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- I'm not hiding, just busy.
- With?
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I mean, you barely
text me back anymore.
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What's going on?
Where are you working?
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Are you working?
- Look, I can't say just yet,
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but it's big.
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- You know, you don't
need to pretend.
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You're going to find something.
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- I have, and when I close it,
you'll hear about it.
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- Okay.
- You don't believe me.
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- Um, there's only
one bottle left.
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- [laughs]
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It's his.
On me.
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- You're not paying.
- You're not working.
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- You're not listening.
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- Oh, whoa.
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You're not going
to help me drink it?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, she is finally asleep.
For good, this time.
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- [groans]
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Don't jinx it.
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- You want to go
sleep in your bed?
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- I'm too tired to go to bed.
I sleep where I can now.
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- [chuckles]
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All right, here.
Lift up.
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Oh, there we go.
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[both exhale]
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- Oh, I should
clean her bottles.
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- No, I already did,
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right after I emptied
the Diaper Genie.
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- Oh, thank you.
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Truly, you've been so amazing.
- Hm.
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- I don't know how I thought
I could do this alone.
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[soft music]
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- Yeah.
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Well, I've done about a tenth
of the work that you have,
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but you're welcome.
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♪ ♪
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Clare?
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Hey.
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[rock music]
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- Liza, Kelsey, anyone?
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Yeah, a little help.
- Oh, God, Diana!
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- What?
- Please.
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- Jeez.
- Get me to the chair.
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- Okay, all right.
- I'm good, I'm fine.
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- All right, all right,
all right.
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- Okay.
- What happened?
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- We've got a problem.
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I was at Pilates
with my publisher ladies,
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and politely announcing
that CLAW
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is going to be number one
on "The New York Times"
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bestseller list this week.
- What, officially?
255
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- Okay, you've got
to be kidding me.
256
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- Could you get me
my prescription from my purse
257
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and stop interrupting, please?
258
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Anyway, I announce,
and Jackie Dunn,
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who is obsessed with me,
260
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always turns everything
into a contest,
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claims that she has
an inside track
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on a new book
by Audrey Colbert.
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- That's impossible.
264
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,793
- Redmond said he wasn't
taking her anywhere else.
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- According to my group,
she is pitching
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to half
the major houses in town.
267
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- But that's our book!
- Oh, my God.
268
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- I know, I got so frazzled
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that I got caught up
in the reformer.
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Could you just help me
open this, please?
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And can someone
get me an espresso?
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Postpone the
power trip, Kelsey.
273
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I am handicapped.
- We need to get Redmond
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on the phone right now.
275
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[tense music]
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- Hold on, I'll be right back
with espresso.
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00:11:02,689 --> 00:11:05,517
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Just hand me the--
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00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:08,413
[phone buzzing]
279
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:12,034
- Kelsey, what self-destructive
idiot gave you this number?
280
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,724
- Your assistant.
She owed me.
281
00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:15,103
- Hi, Hodor.
282
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Listen, I'm taking
an infrared sauna.
283
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Can we make this a quickie?
284
00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:20,206
- Yeah, you screwed us
on Audrey Colbert!
285
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:22,103
- I said "quickie,"
not no lube.
286
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,206
- You said it was ours,
and now, you're taking it wide.
287
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:25,551
- We gave you the pre-empt
you asked for,
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the meeting went great,
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and we are about to top
the best-seller list.
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- I saw.
Quinn's number one
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with a dagger.
Con-drag-ulations.
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- What are you talking about?
293
00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:38,068
- Quinn's shiny number one
comes accessorized
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with a dagger on every list,
meaning bulk sales.
295
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Meaning you bought
your best-seller.
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- What?
No, listen.
297
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I'm just as surprised
as anyone,
298
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but that book's a hit.
It's trending on Twitter.
299
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- I know, an army
of Chinese bots
300
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inserting "#CLAW" into every
conversation they can.
301
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Which means, like your
sales numbers, it's a scam.
302
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:59,206
Everyone in town
is talking about it.
303
00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:02,586
It's suspicious, and Audrey
already has enough of that.
304
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,344
- Redmond, that's not fair.
- Thanks for calling.
305
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:07,931
Never do it again.
Tell my assistant she's fired.
306
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,310
- All right, I'm here.
Let's call him.
307
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,758
- He's not the problem.
We need to find Quinn.
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[dance music]
309
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:17,586
- I'm going to need her
to slow down
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until my Vicodin kicks in.
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- Enjoy.
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- Hi.
- Hi there.
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Beth, remember?
- Yeah, Maggie.
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How you doing?
Um, I'm sorry
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00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:31,344
that I ran out of here
so quickly.
316
00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:34,172
You seem great,
but I'm beyond help.
317
00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:37,000
- Oh, that's not
in my vocabulary.
318
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:38,689
You know, there are plenty
of other methods
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00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,965
we could use
to re-acquaint you,
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and I also teach privates.
321
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:44,517
- Oh.
322
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,103
[bright music]
323
00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:47,896
- So talk me through it.
What does it mean?
324
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:49,206
Where did you leave it?
325
00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:50,620
Was there any
nocturnal frotting?
326
00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,482
- She was already
getting ready for work
327
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,379
by the time that I woke up,
so we didn't talk about it.
328
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:56,965
But, I just--
- Okay, okay.
329
00:12:57,034 --> 00:13:00,275
So what--what do you want?
- I don't know.
330
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:04,034
I feel, like,
maybe I should just do it.
331
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,724
You know, we're still
legally married.
332
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:08,206
I mean, it would
be better for Gemma.
333
00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:12,172
- Josh, that's not my question.
What do you want?
334
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,310
- I don't think that
we're right for each other.
335
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,655
- Okay, then you have to
cut it off, once and for all.
336
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,931
Even if she looks at you with
those little cartoon deer eyes
337
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,482
and begs you to do it
for the baby.
338
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,034
- [chuckles]
339
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:26,517
- I know it's not a fun
conversation to have, Josh.
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00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:29,965
But you're a dad now, okay?
And dads have to be tough.
341
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,793
- Yeah.
- Except for my dad.
342
00:13:31,862 --> 00:13:33,482
God, he is such
a little bottom.
343
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,448
- [exhales]
344
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,482
[upbeat music]
345
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,724
- I've never even heard
of the Ardmore Club.
346
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,620
What is it?
Like, Soho House for oligarchs?
347
00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:43,241
- Quinn's showing off,
so we'll ignore
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that she's ruining
our reputation.
349
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:47,103
- Hello, Millennial.
Thank you for coming.
350
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I have the talking points
for the event.
351
00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:52,758
- Great, do they mention that
you faked your best-seller?
352
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,379
- What are you talking about?
353
00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:57,068
- You bulk-bought a ton
of books to boost sales.
354
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,310
They track that
and note it on the list.
355
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,275
- Okay, well, tell that
to the fans on Twitter.
356
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,758
- Also fake.
Most of the hashtags
357
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:05,206
are traced to Chinese bots,
358
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:06,655
especially the ones
defending it.
359
00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:09,103
- Is anything
about this book real?
360
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,758
- The money the book's
bringing in is real.
361
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:12,827
What else do you need?
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00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:14,310
- My reputation.
- Oh.
363
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,482
- Integrity still means
something in publishing.
364
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,241
This is screwing
with my business.
365
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,965
- Who even knows?
Book Twitter?
366
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,000
- They're our peers,
and they talk.
367
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:24,551
- Do you know how hard it is
368
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:27,241
to run for office
in this country as a woman?
369
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:30,344
I have to control
every single detail.
370
00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,724
No mistakes, no second chances,
no leaks.
371
00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:35,413
If anyone catches wind
too soon that I am running,
372
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,896
the media will have
extra time to drag me.
373
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If I get in too late,
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somebody else's momentum
might be too strong.
375
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,448
And none of this timing
and precision and secrecy
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means anything without--
and say it with me.
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00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,344
Name recognition.
378
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:51,310
- So you bought yourself a hit.
379
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,482
- "CLAW"'s numbers weren't
where they needed to be,
380
00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,034
so I got them there.
381
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,896
And in exactly 11 weeks,
382
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,551
when I announce
that I am running,
383
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,275
I will have already been
on all the talk shows
384
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:02,827
promoting my book, because why?
385
00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,275
It's a "New York Times"
best-seller.
386
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,034
It says so right on the cover.
387
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:09,586
- This is completely unethical,
and it's already hurting me.
388
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,034
- This controversy
will be over in a day,
389
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:14,172
and when all is said and done,
your company
390
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,137
will have pocketed
millions of dollars.
391
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,827
Now, do I have to call
"The Cut" and tell them
392
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:21,103
that Millennial doesn't support
it's author enough
393
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:23,551
to show up
to a very important event?
394
00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:29,172
- I'll be there.
- That's a good decision.
395
00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:30,896
See you tonight.
396
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:34,172
[dramatic music]
397
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,344
- Charles?
398
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,931
[tense music]
399
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:03,275
♪ ♪
400
00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:12,793
- What have you got there?
- Oh, my God.
401
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:15,344
You scared me.
402
00:16:15,413 --> 00:16:17,965
Uh, I don't know.
It was just sitting out.
403
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,896
I...
404
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,413
are you taking out a loan
on the townhouse?
405
00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:28,413
- Oh, I'm, uh--just moving
some things around.
406
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:33,103
- That's a lot of money.
Is everything okay?
407
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:38,758
- Have you listened to
episode seven of "Exonerated"?
408
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,896
- Uh, no, not yet.
409
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:44,241
- Audrey breaks into
her ex's house.
410
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:46,344
- I didn't break in.
I have a key.
411
00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:49,896
- Hm, well,
that's what Audrey said, too.
412
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:56,206
He came home and found her
going through his things.
413
00:16:56,275 --> 00:17:00,482
- What happened?
- She--
414
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:02,724
she convinced him
not to call the police.
415
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:04,344
- And how did she do that?
416
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,896
[soft music]
417
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:08,758
Well, I guess I need to listen
to episode seven.
418
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:15,862
♪ ♪
419
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:21,965
- She's been asleep
for an hour.
420
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,172
She should be out
until I get home.
421
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,413
Just a client dinner,
nothing fancy.
422
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:28,655
So I should be back
in a few hours.
423
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,413
- Hey, Clare, can we--
424
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,517
can we talk
about the other night?
425
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,068
- Okay.
426
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,310
- Look, I just want to say,
first off,
427
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:41,827
I am so happy
that we have this baby,
428
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,310
and that we're
raising her together.
429
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:47,620
But you and me--
- Are you breaking up with me?
430
00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:51,206
- Are we together?
- Oh, thank God.
431
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:53,862
I was so worried you were
going to propose again.
432
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:55,931
- What are you talking about?
We're still married.
433
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,655
- I know,
and the other night was--
434
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,931
- Yeah.
- For a second, I thought,
435
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,344
"Wouldn't it be nice
436
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:05,551
if we found a way
back to each other?"
437
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:10,448
- But?
- But the second I woke up,
438
00:18:10,517 --> 00:18:12,551
it all came rushing back.
439
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:15,103
Everything I felt when you
left me in Ireland.
440
00:18:15,172 --> 00:18:18,068
We keep trying to
force ourselves together.
441
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:22,068
You know, for a green card,
for the baby.
442
00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:25,275
And though those seem
like good reasons,
443
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,793
they're not the right ones.
444
00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:30,965
- Then let's do this
the right way.
445
00:18:31,034 --> 00:18:34,206
Okay, this is not
just about us anymore.
446
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,827
Clare.
- Josh.
447
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:45,931
- Will you divorce me?
448
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,655
- I will.
449
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:49,448
[laughter]
450
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:51,137
[upbeat music]
451
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,724
- Thanks for dinner.
That was so nice.
452
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,206
I mean, I didn't even
453
00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:59,241
think about that
while I was with you.
454
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,827
- Well, that's not the goal.
455
00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:02,862
To not think about it
all together.
456
00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:06,344
See, I think group was
too much, too fast.
457
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:10,000
Maybe we should take it slower.
458
00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:12,482
- Slow is good, yeah.
What'd you have in mind?
459
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,517
- I don't know, maybe...
460
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:20,000
How's that?
- That was pretty good.
461
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:22,896
Maybe we could, uh,
speed things up a little bit.
462
00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,000
- Well, maybe if you--
463
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:26,793
[dance music]
464
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:32,448
♪ ♪
465
00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:34,344
- And so I said,
"Jack, I don't need
466
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:37,379
"ten days meditating in Myanmar
to know myself.
467
00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:38,827
"I already know
that sounds like hell.
468
00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:41,000
I'm getting on the jet
and going to Macau."
469
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:42,206
And I did.
470
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:43,862
[laughter]
471
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:48,620
- What a relatable story!
472
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:52,310
Let's take some questions.
473
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:57,413
- Hi, Quinn.
- Hi.
474
00:19:57,482 --> 00:20:00,000
- Congratulations on
the success of the book.
475
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,896
- Oh, thank you.
- Any comment
476
00:20:01,965 --> 00:20:05,000
on the dagger
next to your number one?
477
00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:07,586
- You know, I am just--
I'm not as acquainted
478
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:09,482
with the bestseller list
as you all are,
479
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,103
so I don't really know.
480
00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:13,793
- Were bulk sales responsible
481
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:16,620
for "CLAW"'s
astronomical numbers?
482
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:18,517
- My publicist did say
that there were
483
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,413
a number of universities
that wanted
484
00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:24,034
to use the book for syllabi,
so next question.
485
00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:27,034
- That wasn't really an answer.
- Okay.
486
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,379
Uh, it sounds like
you're questioning
487
00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:31,172
the validity
of "CLAW"'s numbers,
488
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:32,724
and I want you to know
that integrity
489
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,896
is of the utmost
importance to me.
490
00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:37,172
- The book's ethos
suggests otherwise.
491
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,379
- So you read it.
Thank you.
492
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:42,448
Um, well, I really am
a neophyte at this.
493
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:46,517
So my publisher can speak
to this better than I can.
494
00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:54,241
- Quinn's right.
Integrity is important.
495
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,931
So is honesty.
496
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,448
There were bulk sales that
contributed to "CLAW"'s numbers
497
00:21:00,517 --> 00:21:03,620
due to a series of forthcoming
speaking events.
498
00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:08,448
I am extremely proud to be
the first to announce
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that Quinn Tyler
is running for Senate
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in the great state
of California.
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[all gasping]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [laughs]
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- Do you have any idea
what you just did?
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- Take a bow.
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- ♪ The line is ticking,
push us on ♪
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♪ Stepping up, game on,
game on, game on ♪
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- ♪ You can't keep my down ♪
- ♪ Game on ♪
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- ♪ Can't keep my down ♪
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Thanks for
meeting us, Redmond.
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I assume you saw Quinn Tyler's
story in the "Times."
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And the "Post," and "WIRED."
- I did.
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Kelsey, you're a messy bitch
who lives for drama.
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I stan.
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- So now that the dagger
is cleared up,
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we want to talk about
Audrey Colbert again.
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- Aw, adorbs!
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Well, I'm sure she would come
racing back to you,
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but we just accepted
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another offer last night.
- What?
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- It wasn't Jackie Dunn,
was it?
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- No, we actually
went with a new
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little start-up called Mercury.
- Who?
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- What masochist would start
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a publishing company
in this client?
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- Not my money, not my problem.
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But Kelsey, you do know
the editor very well.
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Zane Anders?
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- Unbelievable.
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At least I didn't pay
for that champagne.
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- What if we counter the offer?
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- Whatever it is,
we will top it.
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- Well, the offer
is now 800,000.
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Can you top that?
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- That's a lot of money.
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[phone buzzing]
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- It's "Nightline" calling
for Audrey again.
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Hello?
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They have
a better table uptown.
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Good-bye!
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[dance music]
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- I don't understand.
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Where would Zane
get that kind of money?
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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