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After a generation of struggle...
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changed the face of our nation,...
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African Americans entered the '70s...
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with new found hope.
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I am...
- I am...
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Somebody!
- Somebody!
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Vibrant leaders emerged...
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and black culture reached
its high point,...
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influencing all facets
of American life.
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But progress slowed
in the decades that followed.
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Black culture began to lose
its distinctive flavor.
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And as the millennium drew to
a close disaster struck.
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These seemingly random events
were in fact orchestrated...
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by The Man, a villain obsessed...
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with turning back the clock
on race relations.
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Just when it seemed
the funky spirit...
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of the '70s
would be lost forever,...
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a new hero emerged.
His name, Undercover Brother.
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Give it to me.
Need it, got to have it.
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Say!
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It ain't no thang.
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Yeah.
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A bird gonna shit on my windshield?!
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Not on my Cadillac!
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I'm gonna chop your feathers off
and put you in Chinatown!
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They gonna make
Peking Pigeon out of you!
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Damn!
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Unbeknownst to Undercover Brother,...
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there was a secret organization
dedicated to truth,...
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justice, and the Afro-American way.
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They had never crossed paths
until now.
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Headquarters, come in.
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Good work, Sistah Girl.
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Data from the mainframe
ready to commence.
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She's transmitting! Are we up and ready?
- Yes, sir.
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And I've hacked into
the bank security system.
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You've got soul.
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We're in.
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The computer!
Another idea stolen from the black man.
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Did you all know that
George Washington Carver...
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made the first computer
out of a peanut?
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A peanut?
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A peanut!
- Shut up and get back to work!
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I've spent six months
setting up this operation...
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and I want to see everything...
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off-shore accounts,
dummy corporations, money laundering.
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If we can cut off his funds,...
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we may finally be able
to stop The Man.
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Waited a long time for this.
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What the hell?
- What the hell?
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What the...
- Dissed.
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Ah, solid.
- Hey!
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What the hell are you doing, old man?
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Headquarters...
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Is there another agent on this case?
- Hell, no!
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Damn it, who is that guy?
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I'll cross-reference the bank's
security camera with our database.
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Come on, Uncle Ben!
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It's Macy Gray
with pork-chop sideburns!
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Who's bad?
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Ohh! Right up the pooper!
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Right on, sweet sistah.
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Damn it, who is he?!
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Sistah Girl, abort mission!
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Damn it.
Who was that guy?
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Solid.
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Solid.
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Too funky for myself.
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Mr. Feather, The Man wants to see you.
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Fabulous.
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And now, the Channel 8 News with
Wendy Marshall and Chuck Marlboro.
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There's growing speculation that former
defense secretary and war hero,...
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General Warren Boutwell,
will run for President.
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He is considered
the first African-American...
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with a legitimate chance of winning.
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Wendy? Yeah, he is a strong
candidate, Chuck.
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He's so well-spoken.
I've noticed that.
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General Boutwell seems to have
a lot of support all across the nation.
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Yes, and not just
in the urban areas.
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In fact, the decorated
four-star general and Vietnam vet...
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is regarded
as one of the country's...
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most well-respected
public figures.
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Thank you very much.
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A staunch advocate
for civil rights,...
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Boutwell has never backed down
from controversial issues.
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Indeed, if ever there was a straighter
arrow than Warren Boutwell,...
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we'd be hard-pressed
to find him.
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Well, if he does declare
his candidacy,...
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this certainly will be
an exciting race.
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Race? I'm not
touching that one.
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First, our children hip-hop
all over the suburbs.
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Now Boutwell might be President?!
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They are taking over
every aspect of our culture!
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Don't you agree, Mr. Feather?
- Word.
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For sheezy, my neezy.
- What did you say?
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I said... for sure.
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Yes, indeedy.
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I have a cold.
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I want the White House
to stay white.
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Eliminate him!
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But, sir, if we kill him,...
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we'll only be
making him a hero.
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Do you have a better idea?
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Our friends at Multinational Inc.
have been developing a new drug...
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with some very interesting
side effects.
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I think we may have found
the perfect guinea pig.
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The so called Afro Bandit
struck Multinational Bank.
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However, it appears
no money was stolen.
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Authorities questioned
singer Macy Gray,...
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but she was released
for lack of evidence.
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Well, would anybody
like to explain exactly...
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what the hell happened
at the bank?!
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His name is Undercover Brother.
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Apparently, he was erasing
mortgage records...
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so that low-income families
wouldn't lose their homes.
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Great.
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A "Soul Train" reject
with a Robin Hood complex.
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Now I've heard everything.
- Hey, hey, hey, now.
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At least he got the job done.
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That's the kind of man we need around here.
- The keyword being "man"?
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Hold on.
I didn't say that, you did.
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Man-man.
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The General's
press conference is starting!
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We interrupt this broadcast
to take you live...
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to a press conference
by General Warren Boutwell,...
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in which he is expected
to announce...
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that he is a candidate
for presidency of the United States.
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I wonder if he'll run
as a Democrat or an Independent.
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Never know. Might be a Republican.
- Oh, please.
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What kind of self-respecting black
man would run as a Republican?
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Name one thing the Republican party
has done for black people. One!
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Well, they were
the party of Lincoln.
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They stood against
the tyranny of oppression...
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by leading the call
for the Civil War,...
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and forced passage
of the Emancipation Proclamation,...
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which freed the slaves.
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All right,
name two things lately.
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Damn it, it doesn't matter
what party!
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This could be the first step
on the road to putting...
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an African-American
in the White House.
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It's a great day
for black people of all races.
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Good morning.
- Think about it!
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I've thought long and hard about how
I can best serve my country...
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now that I'm no longer in uniform.
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Well, today...
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I am proud to announce...
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that I will be...
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opening a chain
of fried chicken restaurants.
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General Boutwell!
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Yes, sir.
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So, you're passing up a chance
to be President...
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to open a chicken joint?
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A man like me doesn't have
any business in politics.
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They say you should
always do what you know.
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And what I know
is good fried chicken.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Don't you think your supporters
in the African-American community...
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will be particularly disappointed?
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Not after they taste
the General's fried chicken.
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Surrender, Colonel,
here comes the General.
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Will there be side dishes?
- Sweet potatoes...
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Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni...
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cornbread and the General's
special... hot sauce!
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That's all for today.
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Thank you very much.
Nice to see you all.
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General, what about desert?
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You know, he does have a point
about that Colonel.
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I never trusted the Colonel!
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Slaves cooked that chicken!
Ain't no white man know...
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about no 16 herbs
and spices and giblets!
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Smart Brother,
if you so damn smart,...
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Why don't you explain
what just happened?
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If I wanted to hear something stupid,...
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I'd ask this skinny black ass!
- In your face!
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Skinny black... Hey!
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We got to find out exactly what happened
to the General, and fast!
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I'll get right on it.
Whoa, hold on.
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Not that fast. We need
some new blood on this case.
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What? Who? You can't just hire
some fool off the streets.
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Watch me.
Get me Undercover Brother!
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Ooh, too funky for myself.
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You were the only man
outside the palace.
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I was outside.
- Jimmy!
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But I wasn't the only one.
- Jim Kelly!
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It is not possible.
- Watch out for the hand!
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Gets you every time!
Spinning back-kick!
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I think I'll lay down...
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and get me a little bit
of sleep.
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Don't touch the hair!
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Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around.
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Slowly.
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If you gonna shoot me,
shoot me.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Dig it.
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You that Sistah Girl
from the bank, huh?
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I guess you like
what you saw earlier.
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Look, baby,
let's stop fooling around.
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Your body's slammin',
let's get to jammin'.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, nothing relaxes a brother after
a hard day of going undercover...
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like a little piece of the cookie.
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Goddamn.
My cookie would break you in half.
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Maybe, but that would be
some long division.
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Long.
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You hit me pretty good,
but I wasn't ready.
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Now, any time you think you want to
get feisty or throw down...
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So, Sistah Girl,...
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if you're not here
for Undercover Lover,...
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you must be here
for Undercover Brother.
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What, pray tell,
can I do for you today?
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Okay, we're here. Now be cool.
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This place is top secret.
- Solid.
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Man, you know you ain't right.
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I'm gonna need my custom shears
for this masterpiece.
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Careful. Puncture him and the
hot air's liable to kill you.
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Take a seat.
- Don't mind if I do.
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We're gonna hook you right up.
- Holy funkadelic!
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This is some kind of secret
organization you have here.
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Look at all this hi-tech
spy equipment.
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You got clippers,
you got T.C.B. activator.
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I mean, your only competition
must be the K.G.B.
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Or the F.B.I.
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Who the hell are you, woman?
You're the Grim Reaper!
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I don't want to go to hell!
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I ain't never did
nothing but good!
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I swear to God
I ain't done nothing wrong!
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Oh, come on.
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The flashing light and fan
make the drop seem worse than it is.
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I knew that.
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Entering secure area.
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Stand here.
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Right here?
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Blackness confirmed. You got soul.
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What I'm about to show you
few people have ever seen before.
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Would Agent Jefferson please pick up
the black courtesy phone?
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Agents report to the ready room.
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Agents report to the ready room.
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Welcome to the Brotherhood.
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Solid.
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Yes, I know.
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I really don't want to talk about
this over the telephone.
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Perhaps we could meet
at a secret location?
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Okay. No, that sounds great.
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All right. Revolution.
Take care.
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"The revolution will not be televised."
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This is Undercover Brother.
- Hey, how you doing?
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Good morning!
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Good morning?
Get on the desk!
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You brought a spy around me?!
250
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,697
Spy in the building!
251
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,565
Don't touch the 'fro.
- Back up off!
252
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:54,561
Back up off me!
- Let me tell you something about the word "good."
253
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,632
Good is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word.
254
00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:01,009
Go-od, meaning
the absence of color,...
255
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,911
i.E... .
"It's all good,"...
256
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,576
which it is,
or "Good Will Hunting,"...
257
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,915
meaning, "I'm hunting niggas!"
258
00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:11,081
So if you say "good morning" to me,
you're saying,
259
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,456
"I'm gonna kill your black ass
first thing in the morning!"
260
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,087
Is that that damn Undercover Brother?!
- You in trouble.
261
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,097
Where the hell have you been?!
262
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,224
This is a job, not some kind
of damn summer camp!
263
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,097
And I'm tired of you
disrespecting me!
264
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,764
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't fire your sorry ass!
265
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,774
Because I don't work for you?
266
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,435
Shut up!
267
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:34,446
Save your smart comments
for the chunky brother in the smock!
268
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,471
Now get in my office!
269
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,461
Congratulations, Mr. Feather.
270
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,300
Thank you, Mister...
271
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,238
The Man.
272
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:05,403
As you can see,
the General is totally under our control.
273
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:09,904
Yes, our little experiment was a success.
274
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:14,908
In fact, I've decided to use the General
to launch "Operation Whitewash."
275
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:18,411
Fabulous. I'll inform Multinational
to step up production.
276
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,756
The only thing standing
in our way is the Brotherhood.
277
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:25,251
And they won't be a problem,
will they, Feather?
278
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,390
No, sir.
279
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,626
Good.
280
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,294
Uh, will they, Feather?
281
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:41,173
New one from Britney...
282
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:22,009
What am I doing?!
283
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,723
And that's why we believe
there's got to be...
284
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:38,600
some connection between
the General's announcement and The Man.
285
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,367
Come on, y'all.
Y'all telling me there's really a Man?
286
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,671
What do you think,
Undercover Brother?
287
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,302
If that is your real name.
288
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,575
You think things
just happen by accident?
289
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:54,686
No! Sometimes people, mostly white
people, make things happen.
290
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,312
That's where we come in...
291
00:20:56,355 --> 00:21:00,689
and our never ending struggle
against The Man,...
292
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:06,763
a.k.a. Whitey, a.k.a. Mr. Charlie,
a.k.a. Honky McGee.
293
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:11,268
So, the conspiracies we've believed
for all these years are really true?
294
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,294
The N.B.A. really instituted...
295
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:16,569
the three-point shot
to give white boys a chance?
296
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,870
Absolutely.
297
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,503
So the entertainment industry
really is out to get Spike Lee.
298
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:22,979
Is that right?
- Come on, man!
299
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,949
Even Cher got an Oscar.
300
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,507
Cher-rr!
301
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,418
And O.J. really didn't do it?
302
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,418
Let's just move on, shall we?
303
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,996
Holy moly, looks like
the Source Awards in here.
304
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,999
It does now.
305
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,058
Hurting.
- Who's that?
306
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,069
Oh, this is Lance, our intern.
307
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,695
Lance, this is Undercover Brother.
308
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,205
What's happening?
309
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,607
Whas-ssup?!
310
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:57,109
Okay, how did the white boy get
a job here at the Brotherhood?
311
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,947
Shit. What can I tell you?
Affirmative action.
312
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,577
What? Here we go.
313
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,110
Oh, boy.
Open up the window.
314
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,350
It's getting all racial
up in this piece.
315
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,920
Look here, Undercover Brother,
now that you're working for us,...
316
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:13,226
you're gonna need to memorize
our rules and regulations.
317
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,132
Trim the hair, and for God's sake,
get rid of the clothes.
318
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,432
Slow your roll, Chief.
You know, I respect...
319
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,529
what y'all are doing here
at the Brotherhood,...
320
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:24,235
but I'm a firm believer in everybody
should do their own thang.
321
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,583
Okay, he should never
do his own thang.
322
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,693
I'm getting too old
for this shit.
323
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:49,157
I said, "You'd better open
the bank and give me my money."
324
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,532
Yeah?
"It's my money.
325
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,366
I don't care whose bank it is!"
Right.
326
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,998
I know whose money is in it.
I'm keeping it real.
327
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,508
That's all I'm saying.
- Hi, Conspiracy Brother.
328
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,271
"Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"?
329
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,336
Like, "Hi, y'all
want to be white?"
330
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,008
High, like the white man
wants to keep us? Huh?
331
00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:07,447
You don't smell
no weed on me, did you?
332
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,477
Hey, brother, can I get a list...
333
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,489
of the words
that trigger these fits?
334
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,115
Man, you really need to relax.
335
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,785
Go see a movie.
- A movie?
336
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,521
A movie. Come on, man!
337
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,791
So I can fall in love
with some cute black man...
338
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,458
that teaches white people everything
they know about the shrimp industry...
339
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,331
before they kill him
30 minutes into the movie?
340
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:26,496
"Hey, why don't you walk down
that tunnel, black man?
341
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,699
Hey, black man,
turn on the generator.
342
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,300
This dinosaur is out there.
Hey, black man, look out.
343
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,641
He's got a gun!"
344
00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,407
Oh! I'm hit!
345
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,414
But my vest caught it, bitch!
346
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:39,041
Yes, I'm alive!
347
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:42,713
I told you to keep your finger
off the trigger of that thing!
348
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,153
I'm cool, everybody.
349
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:45,781
Undercover Brother, please.
- Go on back to work.
350
00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,553
Sorry about all that.
- I shit on myself!
351
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,150
I have a couple of things for you.
352
00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:53,062
Here are your shoes. I took the
liberty of making a few modifications.
353
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,160
And now, am I correct in assuming
that the Cadillac...
354
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,500
that was double-parked in
the parking lot belongs to you?
355
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,268
Smart Brother,
that is not just a Caddy.
356
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,298
That is a Cadillac Coupe DeVille.
357
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:07,140
Y'all don't give a shit about me!
I need a sponge bath.
358
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,778
That's an orange soda dispenser.
359
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,546
And a crossover amp
and subwoofer for your eight-track.
360
00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:16,577
Ah, man. Smart Brother,
you's a bad mother...
361
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:19,181
Shut your mouth!
362
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:20,953
Enjoy, huh?
363
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:22,353
All right.
364
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:25,454
Big car, big hair, big necklace.
365
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:28,227
Someone is clearly overcompensating.
366
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,827
First of all, you forgot about
my big, black, fuzzy balls.
367
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,770
And secondly,
this is not a necklace,...
368
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,870
it's a medallion
given to me by my father...
369
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,643
so I never forget who I am
or what I stand for.
370
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,548
I don't need no gold.
Don't need no jewels.
371
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:49,554
The medallion keeps me cool.
You dig?
372
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:52,150
Sistah Girl, Undercover Brother, come in.
373
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:57,328
What it is, Chief?
374
00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:59,455
We've just discovered that
the General is playing golf...
375
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,329
with some of Multinational's
head honchos.
376
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:04,665
Now, you get yo ass down there
and see what you can find out!
377
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,398
And by the way, Undercover Screw Up,...
378
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:09,032
don't let me catch your black ass
in the news again.
379
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,139
You hear me?!
I want you to blend in!
380
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,610
Chiefie, baby,
I'm a master of disguises.
381
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,239
I can blend in like a good weave.
382
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:24,455
Say, where's that caddy?
- I don't know.
383
00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:26,150
Oh, there he is.
384
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,723
Jah mon, rasta.
385
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,807
Nice shot.
386
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,109
Sistah Girl, the camera's up.
387
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,089
Would anyone like
some fried chicken?
388
00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:12,595
Mr. Feather.
389
00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:14,332
Undercover Brother?
390
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,340
We're definitely
on the right track.
391
00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:19,104
That's the number one
flunkey of The Man.
392
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,669
I'm gonna report to the Chief,
find out what he wants to do.
393
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:24,181
That cat'll be long gone
by that time.
394
00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:26,046
This thing's going down now, baby.
395
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,245
This is strictly
an observational mission.
396
00:26:28,286 --> 00:26:30,015
We are not authorized
to take action.
397
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,147
Well, observe this.
398
00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:34,181
Action is what
Undercover Brother's all about.
399
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,326
Hmm. Rasta man.
400
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:53,675
Oh, the mind control
formula is complete.
401
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,305
Who's there?
- Kung!
402
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,340
Kung who?
403
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,213
Kung fool!
404
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,567
Ow, my wrist.
405
00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:26,066
Help! Thief!
There's a thief here!
406
00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:28,807
What the hell is your problem?
- Give me back my things!
407
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,645
Thief!
Hey, give me that back!
408
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,455
Hold it!
409
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,980
Holy Motown.
410
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:50,100
Come on.
- You don't want to mess with me, man!
411
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,035
I had 'em, baby.
Yeah, I saw.
412
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:02,774
Come on, let's go!
413
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,849
Come on!
414
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,418
Stop where you are!
This is security!
415
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,924
Do not move!
- Quick! This way!
416
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:15,550
Aw, hell, they moved.
417
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,298
Do it.
Code 37.
418
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,604
Is he crazy?
- Okay, slow down!
419
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,651
Slow, slow, slow.
420
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:43,984
Hey, slow down
over there, people!
421
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,981
Hold the wheel, baby.
422
00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:52,963
No! No!
- Oh, no!
423
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:55,329
Oh, jeez!
Too fast!
424
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,163
Losing control!
425
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,830
There's got to be another way out of here.
- Hold it!
426
00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,212
Thanks for the lift.
427
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:54,957
A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed
traces of poultry on Mr. Feather.
428
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,893
This proves that
The Man must be behind...
429
00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:59,021
Multinational Inc. 's deal
with the General.
430
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,725
I don't get it. What does The Man
got to do with fried chicken?
431
00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:04,462
Is that his big plan,
to get black people to eat junk food?
432
00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:06,834
Open your eyes, Undercover Brother!
433
00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:10,398
This has to do with
discrediting the General.
434
00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:12,375
That is the white man's tactic.
435
00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,378
He don't want no black President.
436
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:15,845
You've seen it all through history.
437
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,814
They never give black men credit.
438
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,841
Jesus Christ... black man.
439
00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:24,685
Babe Ruth... black man.
440
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,355
Madonna!
441
00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:30,323
Sleeps with black men.
442
00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:32,556
Think about it.
443
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,724
So the General sold out to The Man.
444
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,563
I don't think it's that simple.
445
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:39,627
When you're dealing
with The Man, it never is.
446
00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:45,002
Our only choice here
is to infiltrate Multinational Inc.
447
00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:47,637
Then we can find out
what happened to the General.
448
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,341
It'll be a very dangerous assignment.
449
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,517
It'll be your most
vigorous training yet.
450
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:55,212
You're gonna have to think and act...
451
00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:57,687
just like a tight-butt white man
with a 401K plan...
452
00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,349
and a country club membership.
453
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,324
So pay attention.
454
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,664
Here...
455
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,997
have a bite of this...
456
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,228
sandwich.
457
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:13,134
How did you know I was hungry?
458
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,002
I ain't eat nothing this morning.
459
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:22,207
You trying to kill me?
- If you're going to pass in white America,...
460
00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:25,307
you are going to have
to learn to like mayonnaise!
461
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,544
No!
Listen...
462
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:29,644
if you're ever forced
to eat this mayonnaise,...
463
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,349
simply press the button
on this side of the watch.
464
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:35,018
It delivers a rather liberal
spritzing of hot sauce.
465
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,358
One blast should be enough
to make Caucasian food edible.
466
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,954
Well, it works on grits.
467
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,631
Now, since time
is of the essence,...
468
00:31:44,669 --> 00:31:46,660
I developed a device
that allows you...
469
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:48,729
to absorb the whole
of white culture...
470
00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:51,708
in mere seconds
using subliminal imagery.
471
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:56,078
I call it... Caucasiavision.
472
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,912
Hey, I feel like George Clinton.
473
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,144
Turn it on.
474
00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:15,732
No!
475
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,169
Make it stop!
Make it stop!
476
00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:25,503
Don't you give up on me!
477
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,805
I see white people.
It's too much!
478
00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:30,177
Too much!
Caucasian overload!
479
00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:32,810
Caucasian overload.
Breathe.
480
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:34,477
Caucasian overload!
Breathe.
481
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,011
Breathe. Breathe.
482
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:42,854
That's too much white
for one brother to take.
483
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:44,225
You did good.
484
00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,423
We need to make sure
the process worked,...
485
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:50,696
so I called in an expert
on white culture.
486
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,509
"In season three of 'Friends',...
487
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:12,249
what object of Julia's did
Ross see on his bedside table...
488
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:14,281
the night he kissed Rachel?"
489
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,494
Her saline solution.
490
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,101
He's ready.
491
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,507
Hi, there.
492
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:43,843
How are you doing?
493
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:47,688
What do you say there?
494
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,291
Howdy. May I help you?
495
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:51,818
I sincerely hope so.
496
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,831
Today's my first day at Multinational.
497
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,163
Oh, my. Jackson.
498
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,667
Anton Jackson.
499
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,897
And no, not one
of the Jackson Five.
500
00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:05,599
Here we go. You're in suite 54.
Tobacco division.
501
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:11,107
We need some fresh, hip strategies
to expand our market share.
502
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:13,640
As it turns out,
I have just the product.
503
00:34:15,653 --> 00:34:17,450
Here's one of your cigarettes.
504
00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:18,785
Take a good look at it.
505
00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,621
It's pale, small,
a little on the limp side.
506
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,990
It's basically inadequate.
507
00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,188
It can't possibly give much
pleasure to the user.
508
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,789
It sure can't.
- I mean, ask yourselves,...
509
00:34:27,832 --> 00:34:30,027
how many black people
are gonna want to smoke this?
510
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,298
Not the one I know.
- You have to effectively position...
511
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:34,304
your product within the black consumer.
512
00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,136
May I present to you The Fatty?
513
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:41,202
Hmm? It's got that
hand-rolled look and feel...
514
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,645
that's so popular
with today's black youth.
515
00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:47,640
It's big. It's full
of long-lasting pleasure...
516
00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:50,051
To be enjoyed again...
517
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,387
I could use a smoke.
518
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,827
Yeah? Good.
519
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:05,125
It's time to say goodbye
to Anton Jackson...
520
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:12,105
and say what it is
to Undercover Brother.
521
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,145
Now, that's a long way down.
522
00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,439
Come in, Brotherhood.
Are you digging me?
523
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,069
Undercover Brother.
524
00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:23,410
I'll transmit some
computer files about the General.
525
00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:25,472
See what you can do with it.
- Right on.
526
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:35,483
The chief wants you to stay undercover
until we decode this information.
527
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,494
I can dig it.
- But be careful.
528
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,655
If they're onto you,
they might set up a trap.
529
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:41,289
I know this is the wrong time,...
530
00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:45,067
but I wanted to let you know,
I'm thinking about you, girl.
531
00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:47,468
I'm bouncin'.
Shakin' a spot.
532
00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:49,735
Gone.
- Bye.
533
00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:51,901
Bye.
534
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,546
Mr. Elias, there's been a breach!
535
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,912
That afro!
536
00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,042
I'd recognize it anywhere.
537
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,416
The Brotherhood is making their move.
538
00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,387
Just as I expected.
539
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:08,551
It's time to release
our secret weapon.
540
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:11,221
I call it...
541
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:14,425
Black Man's kryptonite.
542
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:33,142
How's it going there?
543
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,879
What the hell?
544
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,487
Oh, dear.
545
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:40,456
Oh, what am I gonna do?
546
00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:42,459
My gosh.
547
00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:46,824
Look at this mess.
Oh, dear.
548
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:50,797
I'm so sorry.
Let me help you.
549
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,427
Jeez, that's sweet of you.
550
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:54,495
If I mess up my boss' report,...
551
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:57,006
he's gonna have a conniption
with a capital K.
552
00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:00,909
Penelope Snow.
553
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,743
Anton Jackson.
554
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,749
I'm so sorry. Here.
555
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,809
Thanks, Anton.
You're so sweet.
556
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:12,414
And cute, too.
In a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
557
00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,589
Are you new here?
558
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,026
Yeah, it's my first day.
Mine too.
559
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,927
Really?
- Yeah, I just moved here...
560
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,932
bringing nothing by my hopes
and my dreams.
561
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,958
But sometimes the big city
can be so...
562
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,934
...big.
563
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,533
A girl needs friends, Anton.
564
00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:33,805
Would you like to be my friend?
565
00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,448
I didn't know you had such
a beautiful voice.
566
00:39:55,659 --> 00:40:00,119
You know, you and I
have tons in common.
567
00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:02,962
I know what it feels like
to be discriminated against.
568
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,458
I mean, just because a girl
has a healthy sexual appetite,...
569
00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,404
doesn't mean
she can't do her job.
570
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:11,067
They look at you...
571
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:13,975
and all they see
is a threatening black man.
572
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,879
And they look at me,
and all they see...
573
00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,475
are my full breasts
and my narrow waist...
574
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,247
that tapers
to my pert backside.
575
00:40:22,286 --> 00:40:24,652
It's just not fair.
576
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:27,020
Here you go, folks.
- Yum.
577
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,592
And here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered.
- Yum, yum.
578
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:35,463
Enjoy.
- This is the best stuff.
579
00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:39,733
Have you eaten here before, Anton?
580
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,738
No, I haven't.
It's my first time.
581
00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:43,603
Oh, take a bite of my sandwich.
582
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,468
Come on, Anton.
583
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,638
Just one little bite.
584
00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:02,021
Scrumptious.
585
00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:10,726
Oh, Anton, I can't wait to see
you in these corduroys.
586
00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:12,793
You're gonna make me blush.
587
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:15,362
And you might not see it!
588
00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:17,840
May I help you, sir?
589
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,644
Hello, fellow person of color.
590
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,408
How's it going today?
591
00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:27,910
What's going down?
- What are you doing with that girl?
592
00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:29,476
What girl?
- That girl!
593
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,317
Oh, the white woman.
594
00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,982
I'm undercover.
595
00:41:33,023 --> 00:41:35,924
When you go undercover, you have
to do things you wouldn't normally do.
596
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,693
No matter how difficult, how dangerous,
how good it might have felt.
597
00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:42,722
Like having sex with white girls?
598
00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:44,996
Damn it, woman,
would you just back off?!
599
00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:48,994
Attention angry black man in khakis.
600
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:52,065
Golly, I must have tripped
or something.
601
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:54,509
Hi, Ton-ja.
602
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,843
Listen...
603
00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,180
I was wondering,
do you have any dickies?
604
00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:01,775
'Cause I couldn't find them.
605
00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:03,480
Really?
606
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,456
Perhaps we're all sold out.
607
00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:08,458
Aw, that's too bad.
608
00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,050
Come on, Anton.
609
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:15,390
I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie
Bauer that's perfect for you.
610
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:18,094
Thanks for all your help.
Bye-bye, Ton-ja.
611
00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,826
Bye-bye.
612
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,108
And action!
613
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,349
I want you...
614
00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:37,184
to buy my new
fried chicken, that is.
615
00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:40,820
Sure enough.
616
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,655
I used to work for the Pentagon,...
617
00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:44,820
now I help you to get
your chicken on.
618
00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:46,659
And for a limited time only,...
619
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,665
order an eight-piece Nappy Meal,...
620
00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:52,499
and get a 32-ounce
malt liquor absolutely free.
621
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,582
Lord have mercy.
622
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:23,130
Introducing the Nappy Meal from G.F.C.
623
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:25,658
This chicken is the bomb.
624
00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:31,004
At the General's,
we do chicken right-on!
625
00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:34,440
Will you look at that?
626
00:43:34,478 --> 00:43:37,504
The General's lost his damn mind.
627
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,641
He's making a fool
out of himself over this crap.
628
00:43:47,524 --> 00:43:49,185
What?
It's catchy.
629
00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:50,989
Reminds me of the Fresh Prince.
630
00:43:51,028 --> 00:43:52,620
I like him. He raps happy.
631
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:56,165
Excuse me, sir.
This is a restricted... good God!
632
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,760
Heya, Chiefster. Lance.
- Nice pants.
633
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,270
Undercover Brother?
- Undercover Brother?
634
00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:05,136
What happened to you?
- He had sex with a white girl, that's what!
635
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,439
Was it everything I dreamed of?
It was good.
636
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,139
She had pink nipples?
Big ones.
637
00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:11,374
Yeah, big ones.
- Yeah.
638
00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:13,906
Her carpet matched her drapes?
- Excuse me?
639
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,354
No, man. You can't be doing that.
- What were you doing?
640
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:23,627
White girl or no white girl,
where the hell have you been?
641
00:44:23,651 --> 00:44:26,625
Not there, 'cause that's where people
who swear go. Thank you very much.
642
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,962
You sound like
a 14-year-old white chick.
643
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,934
I don't think so, Sister Girl.
644
00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,995
It's Sistah Girl, dude.
645
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,200
Maybe on Planet Ebonics.
But where I come from,...
646
00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:39,607
we like to pronounce
our E's and our R's,...
647
00:44:39,643 --> 00:44:41,406
thank you very much.
648
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,970
E's and R's?
649
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,175
Ebonics, huh?
I be thinking...
650
00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:49,549
that somebody in this room
is selling out.
651
00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:51,451
I say we kill him.
Shut the door, nigga.
652
00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:53,615
Shh, it's gonna be
all right, baby. Don't look!
653
00:44:53,657 --> 00:44:55,921
I'm sorry, dawg, but you need...
Hey, buddy,...
654
00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:59,486
if I hadn't read that article in
Vanity Fair on anger management,...
655
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,499
I'd put away this guava-
mango-broccoli smoothie...
656
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:05,058
And put my foot in your patootie.
- Patootie?
657
00:45:05,102 --> 00:45:07,002
Now maybe you guys
don't like the new me,...
658
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,005
but I don't give a gosh darn.
659
00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:10,301
For all I care,...
660
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,274
you can all get
the beejeebies out of here.
661
00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:14,607
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I must be going.
662
00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:16,135
"Frasier" is on.
663
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,341
"Frasier"?
664
00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:24,048
Beejeebies?
665
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:26,079
He said he would stick his foot...
666
00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:28,853
up my so-called "patootie."
Damn it.
667
00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:30,519
I knew this could happen.
668
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:33,826
You can only keep an agent
undercover for so long...
669
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:35,297
before he loses his identity.
670
00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:39,325
Hell, no man can resist
low interest loans...
671
00:45:39,369 --> 00:45:41,496
and non-fat lattes forever.
672
00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:43,130
And white women.
673
00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,902
So wait,
let me get this straight.
674
00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:46,466
Whenever a black guy does well,...
675
00:45:46,510 --> 00:45:49,138
starts wearing Dockers,
buys a few Celine Dion records,...
676
00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:52,146
and sleeps with a white chick,
you automatically say he's sold out?
677
00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:53,444
That's enough!
678
00:45:53,517 --> 00:45:56,850
Always trying to shut
the white man down.
679
00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:59,048
That's right!
That's right!
680
00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,081
Oh, that ain't right.
- What's the word?
681
00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:04,924
I was able to decode
the data from Multinational Inc.
682
00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:09,225
The General is under the influence
of a psycho- hallucinogenic drug.
683
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,564
It's a mind control drug, sir.
Very powerful.
684
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,399
Very easy to use.
685
00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:16,272
Good Lord.
686
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:20,367
With something like that, The Man could
control every black person in America.
687
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:23,937
Theoretically, yes, but it would take years
to administer the doses individually.
688
00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:27,884
To be efficient, you'd need to
develop a huge distribution system.
689
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,183
The chicken!
690
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:38,422
I hate to say it,...
691
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:41,625
if Undercover Brother
don't get his shit together,...
692
00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:44,156
this may be one battle
we might lose to The Man.
693
00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:50,229
Smart Brother, am I gonna die?
694
00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:02,251
Honey?
Yeah?
695
00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:05,221
Is this Michael Bolton's
version of that thong song?
696
00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:07,120
No, but I want that one.
697
00:47:07,157 --> 00:47:10,786
I hear he got all the funk
that Sisqo missed.
698
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,295
Do you like this?
699
00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,456
You know, usually I'm not
into the heavy stuff,...
700
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,625
but this is kinda catchy.
701
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,328
It is, isn't it?
- Yeah.
702
00:47:19,770 --> 00:47:23,399
I made us some sandwiches.
- Extra mayo for me, please.
703
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,312
Freeze, sucka!
704
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,683
Put down the mayonnaise...
slowly.
705
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,449
It's that colored girl, Ton-ja.
706
00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:47,787
Now, Buffy the Black Man Slayer,
step away from the brotha.
707
00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:49,731
Bye, brother.
- Come on.
708
00:47:49,766 --> 00:47:51,734
Bye.
- Move it.
709
00:47:51,768 --> 00:47:54,259
Be careful.
- Let's go.
710
00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:57,603
Why? So you can tell me
what a sellout I am again?
711
00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:59,632
Oh, I don't judge people
by how they dress,...
712
00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,701
or what music they listen to.
713
00:48:01,745 --> 00:48:04,771
But I remember a brother
who wasn't afraid to be himself,...
714
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,648
who taught me to follow
my own funky path,...
715
00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:09,982
stand up for
what I think is right.
716
00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:12,951
Remember this?
717
00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:17,794
Ignore her, Anton.
718
00:48:17,828 --> 00:48:21,195
I'm all the single white female
you'll ever need.
719
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,632
I want to. Really, I do.
720
00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:27,501
All day, but I can't.
721
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:32,535
I must be true to myself.
722
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,044
Look at that white girl.
Are you crazy?
723
00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:37,308
The darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice.
724
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:39,747
Corduroys are so comfortable.
725
00:48:39,783 --> 00:48:42,343
Got to get funky.
726
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,691
I can't throw this away.
727
00:48:59,736 --> 00:49:01,670
'Cause like this medallion...
728
00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:04,640
this brother's here to stay.
729
00:49:05,809 --> 00:49:08,835
What's up, Sistah Girl?
Look at you!
730
00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:11,245
What took you so long?
731
00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:14,307
You don't think the heels are too much?
- No, it's funktabulous.
732
00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:16,114
'Cause I was gonna go...
- Hold it right there...
733
00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:18,644
Undercover Brother.
Drop it!
734
00:49:19,823 --> 00:49:22,553
This woman just can't get...
- I meant the gun.
735
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:39,536
That's White She-Devil,
The Man's secret weapon.
736
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,237
Sorry.
737
00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:48,584
It's time to...
platform out of here.
738
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:57,988
Damn duck shoes.
739
00:49:58,028 --> 00:50:00,155
Looks like we're in hot water.
740
00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:03,257
Or hot sauce.
741
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:09,733
Come on!
Come on.
742
00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,104
Come on.
It's not fair.
743
00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,938
'N Sync!
744
00:50:12,976 --> 00:50:14,443
Backstreet Boys!
745
00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:16,844
And Boyz II Men!
We really sing!
746
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,144
Elton John!
Billie Jean King!
747
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,630
Come on, White She-Devil.
I been waiting.
748
00:50:34,664 --> 00:50:36,063
Come on, baby.
Come on!
749
00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:00,256
No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
750
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,422
Bitch!
751
00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:07,487
You know how much this shit cost?
752
00:51:07,531 --> 00:51:09,328
How much did this shit cost,
you disco queen?!
753
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,831
All of this!
- How dare you!
754
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,570
Touch it. Now looky here.
755
00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:31,614
Toast to the booty!
Booty toast.
756
00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:38,289
Wait! Look at that.
757
00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:55,005
The water's cold.
Water cold!
758
00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:01,848
Nothin' like safe sex,
you know what I'm saying?
759
00:52:03,186 --> 00:52:05,882
Look at that.
Look at that there.
760
00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:06,889
Bitch!
761
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,224
You enjoy yourself?
762
00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,653
Would you stop fooling around?
763
00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:44,827
Got to get my cool back!
764
00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:01,633
Can you play something funky
for a brother to drive to?
765
00:53:08,618 --> 00:53:10,085
Drive!
Drive this thing!
766
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,020
Baby, it was made in the '70s.
767
00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:13,283
This ain't no Ferrari.
768
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:30,567
Damn.
Look out, baby.
769
00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:07,440
You should have run
her narrow ass over.
770
00:54:18,788 --> 00:54:21,086
So, this has all been
some kind of jive game...
771
00:54:21,124 --> 00:54:23,058
to get me out of the way?
- That's right.
772
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,084
I was sent to destroy you...
773
00:54:25,128 --> 00:54:27,062
and everything
the Brotherhood stands for.
774
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,441
Damn it.
775
00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,746
Falling in love with you
wasn't part of the plan.
776
00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:57,120
Oh, Undercover Brother,
you're too much man for me.
777
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:02,220
Baby... sometimes I'm too much
man for my own damn self.
778
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:09,468
Mr. Feather,
your status report, please.
779
00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:12,566
All the pieces of Operation Whitewash
are in place.
780
00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:14,907
Good. It's time
to extend the reach...
781
00:55:14,944 --> 00:55:19,211
to black leaders in sports, the arts,
entertainment and business.
782
00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,683
Soon all aspects of society...
783
00:55:21,718 --> 00:55:23,879
will once again be dominated
by The Man.
784
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,916
It's time to strike the final blow
against the Brotherhood.
785
00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:33,523
So, when I return to the lair,
Undercover Brother better be dead.
786
00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:35,827
Are we clear?
- Very good, sir.
787
00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:39,265
With Undercover Brother dead, the
Brotherhood had best step correct,...
788
00:55:39,302 --> 00:55:42,032
or their next move
will be their last.
789
00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:44,370
Goodbye.
790
00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:50,279
Can I ask you something?
791
00:55:50,313 --> 00:55:52,304
Did I just say,
792
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,442
"They had best step correct"?
793
00:55:54,484 --> 00:55:56,418
Yes, sir. You did.
794
00:55:57,554 --> 00:55:58,851
You see what's happening?
795
00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:00,947
You see how we're
being corrupted by their...
796
00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:03,015
hip-and-now fashion,
and their cool slang...
797
00:56:03,059 --> 00:56:05,186
you can't help but use.
"Don't be dissing me!"
798
00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:06,923
No!
- "It's all that!"
799
00:56:06,963 --> 00:56:10,194
You go, girl!
What's the dillio?
800
00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:12,565
Who let the dogs out?
801
00:56:12,602 --> 00:56:14,263
Whatcha talk about, Willis?
802
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:16,135
You know what I'm saying?!
803
00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:19,736
Little by little we're blending
and merging until one day...
804
00:56:19,776 --> 00:56:21,869
we're all going to be
one united people...
805
00:56:21,911 --> 00:56:24,675
living and working
and dancing together,...
806
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:28,343
like the news or "Ally McBeal,"
or the people that work at Saturn!
807
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,081
And we've got to stop it
before it's too late!
808
00:56:33,289 --> 00:56:40,592
You heard The Man. As of now,
Operation Whitewash goes global.
809
00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:50,738
Jay-Z is doing Lawrence Welk's
Greatest Hits?!
810
00:56:50,774 --> 00:56:53,971
John Singleton to remake
"Driving Miss Daisy"?!
811
00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:57,946
Terry McMillan?
"How Stella Got Her White Man Back"?
812
00:56:57,981 --> 00:56:59,778
Double damn it!
813
00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:02,444
Black people all over
the world are losing their damn minds.
814
00:57:02,485 --> 00:57:03,952
And look...
815
00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:07,582
they've all been exposed
to the General's fried chicken.
816
00:57:07,624 --> 00:57:09,285
Smart Brother, how's it coming
with this antidote?
817
00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:12,624
I found one. But it only works
on one person at a time.
818
00:57:12,662 --> 00:57:14,823
We have to stop
this thing at the source.
819
00:57:16,032 --> 00:57:17,795
Undercover Brother, you're back!
820
00:57:24,874 --> 00:57:27,707
Hell's wrong with you bringing
a white girl in my house?
821
00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:29,473
She's working with us now, Chief.
822
00:57:29,512 --> 00:57:33,706
With my extensive and intimate
knowledge of The Man's organization,...
823
00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,843
I can help you stop his evil plan.
824
00:57:35,885 --> 00:57:37,477
Okay.
825
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,148
Smart Brother,
take White She-Devil to the lab...
826
00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:41,851
and find out exactly
what she knows.
827
00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:45,054
You know, you're cute in
a Theo Huxtable kind of way.
828
00:57:45,094 --> 00:57:47,494
Really? Usually I get Al Roker.
829
00:57:47,530 --> 00:57:50,158
"Here's what's happening
in your neck of the woods."
830
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:55,566
Chief, various brother agents,
I owe all of you a huge apology.
831
00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:58,096
I just watched this show...
832
00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:00,166
"Roots"?
Maybe you've heard of it?
833
00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:04,203
It taught me such
a profound lesson about bigotry.
834
00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:07,114
I have sat on the sidelines
of race relations long enough.
835
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:10,950
I want to march down
that field of oppression...
836
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:17,483
and kick that ball of bigotry right
over the goalpost of intolerance.
837
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,323
Son, you talk a lot of shit.
- Yes, I do.
838
00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:28,360
But you down.
839
00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:30,832
What?
Are you kidding?
840
00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:33,001
You're going to let the white boy
join just like that?
841
00:58:33,042 --> 00:58:35,237
I was in secret agent school
for three years!
842
00:58:35,278 --> 00:58:37,508
Three years.
I paid for them classes myself.
843
00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:40,175
You made me.
- Chief. Chief.
844
00:58:40,216 --> 00:58:42,081
I performed a full range
spectral analysis...
845
00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:43,949
on Miss White She-Devil's
brain waves.
846
00:58:43,987 --> 00:58:48,687
Then, I unlocked her subconscious
using a special form of hypnosis.
847
00:58:48,725 --> 00:58:50,590
Then, I gently brushed her hair.
848
00:58:50,627 --> 00:58:53,596
Then, I reached deep within...
849
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:58,360
her tight little pockets and I found
a list of The Man's targets.
850
00:58:58,401 --> 00:58:59,459
Good Lord.
851
00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:02,801
They're going after James Brown
tomorrow night at the Grammys.
852
00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:05,569
We need to stop him.
Find the General and give him the antidote.
853
00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:08,076
That's right.
It's goin' to the streets. Hey, y'all!
854
00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:10,102
It's revolution up in this bitch!
855
00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:12,444
Set the alarm to def-con five!
856
00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:14,382
It's on, baby. It's on.
857
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:16,578
Good work, White She-Devil.
- Thanks.
858
00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:20,248
Oh, you in too.
What the fuck?! Chief!
859
00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:22,656
I never see that bitch
in my secret agent classes!
860
00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:24,626
I'm still paying the loans off, man!
861
00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:26,128
I sleep on a pissy mattress.
862
00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:27,789
I ain't got good food to eat!
863
00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,957
I borrow money for my weed!
864
00:59:29,999 --> 00:59:32,797
I quit.
That's it.
865
00:59:32,835 --> 00:59:35,804
Y'all don't got Conspiracy Brother
Jones to kick around anymore!
866
00:59:35,838 --> 00:59:38,102
Give me a pillow case!
I'm joining the Klan.
867
00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:41,605
Brother, we all love
your solo enthusiasm,...
868
00:59:41,644 --> 00:59:43,805
but this is about
working together.
869
00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:46,007
Now, I've been a solo star
shooting the shots...
870
00:59:46,049 --> 00:59:48,142
that I thought
would win the game.
871
00:59:48,184 --> 00:59:51,910
But in workin' with y'all,
I've come to realize...
872
00:59:51,955 --> 00:59:54,446
that only a team wins
a championship.
873
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:57,923
Teamwork! That's right.
874
00:59:57,961 --> 01:00:00,259
That's right.
I'm sorry, everybody.
875
01:00:00,296 --> 01:00:02,093
Teamwork!
Now, let's go!
876
01:00:02,131 --> 01:00:03,962
Hustle, hustle!
Come on, white girl!
877
01:00:14,811 --> 01:00:16,608
Best of luck tonight.
878
01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,273
Have a great time.
879
01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:20,782
We know The Man plans
to make his move tonight.
880
01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:22,444
Now, Lance,
we're counting on you.
881
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,612
Don't get distracted,
be focused.
882
01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:27,350
Stick close to the target
at all times.
883
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:29,153
Roger. Will do.
884
01:00:41,671 --> 01:00:44,640
Ladies and gentlemen, James Brown.
885
01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,213
How you doing?
- James Brown.
886
01:00:52,248 --> 01:00:54,546
I want to see my fans.
- No, it's okay.
887
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:56,245
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
888
01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:58,116
Perimeter search.
I'm on it.
889
01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,246
What is that boy doing?
890
01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:05,892
What's going on here?
- Hey, Jimmy.
891
01:01:05,928 --> 01:01:07,919
What?
892
01:01:07,964 --> 01:01:10,228
Now, I feel good.
893
01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:12,234
God, man!
894
01:01:12,268 --> 01:01:13,963
Lance. Lance!
895
01:01:15,104 --> 01:01:17,971
The hardest working man
in show business.
896
01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:21,799
Go get him.
897
01:01:23,112 --> 01:01:26,513
Thank you, James Brown.
898
01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:28,776
No! Hey!
I just got promoted!
899
01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:40,754
Hello, Mr. James Brown.
900
01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:43,925
Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown.
901
01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:50,328
Good God!
902
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:54,467
You will soon be administered
a drug that will make you...
903
01:01:58,948 --> 01:02:00,415
The signal's stopped.
904
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,180
It's James Brown touchdown!
905
01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:05,244
That's James Brown?
- That's mustard.
906
01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:08,587
I can't believe I let him
get away. I am so stupid.
907
01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:12,753
You got to stop
beating yourself up.
908
01:02:12,795 --> 01:02:15,093
We got to work together
as a team, okay?
909
01:02:15,131 --> 01:02:17,031
Yeah, man.
Let the team do it.
910
01:02:19,302 --> 01:02:21,099
I'm playin' with him.
911
01:02:21,137 --> 01:02:23,264
Stop playin'.
912
01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:25,433
Damn.
913
01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:28,800
You need to lighten up.
914
01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:31,040
You know what I'm sayin'?
915
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,378
Just be careful with this.
If you smoke too much,...
916
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,611
it's going to have you
all paranoid and shit.
917
01:02:35,651 --> 01:02:37,915
It takes time to build up
a tolerance like mine...
918
01:02:37,954 --> 01:02:39,717
What? Did you hear that?
919
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,815
Hey, y'all,
did you hear something?
920
01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:44,258
Shh, quiet!
There it goes again.
921
01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:53,435
Incoming vehicle!
922
01:02:53,469 --> 01:02:56,131
Don't you move!
- Hold it!
923
01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:58,037
Don't you move!
924
01:02:58,074 --> 01:03:02,636
Identify yourself!
- I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service, sir.
925
01:03:02,678 --> 01:03:04,703
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
926
01:03:04,747 --> 01:03:07,238
You so sweet.
- Just the janitors.
927
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:08,773
Let 'em through!
928
01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:30,802
Lance. Lance!
929
01:03:32,775 --> 01:03:34,766
So, Mr. Godfather of Soul...
930
01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:40,839
life as you've known it
will soon cease to exist.
931
01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:44,717
Sorry.
932
01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:47,484
Any final requests?
933
01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,593
Say it loud.
934
01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:56,425
Say it loud!
935
01:03:56,465 --> 01:03:58,228
What's he doing?
936
01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:01,002
Say it loud!
937
01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,438
Say it loud!
938
01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:17,010
Say it loud!
939
01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:20,955
Say it loud!
- I'm black and I'm proud!
940
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:27,195
Hey, man, I want to get up
and do my thing now.
941
01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:42,609
I feel good.
942
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,542
It's time for the big payback.
943
01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:51,347
Very clever, Mr. Undercover Brother.
944
01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:54,481
Can you dig it?
945
01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:58,621
Everything we'll need
to take it to The Man.
946
01:04:58,661 --> 01:05:01,027
Hey, this isn't Taco Bell.
947
01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:03,557
Can you find out
where the General is?
948
01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:05,396
Just give me 10 minutes.
949
01:05:07,603 --> 01:05:09,002
You've got one.
950
01:05:10,339 --> 01:05:11,567
Intruders!
951
01:05:11,607 --> 01:05:14,235
The Brotherhood has breached
the communications room!
952
01:05:14,277 --> 01:05:17,041
Everything's a party over here
with you people, isn't it?
953
01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:20,139
That's not all.
The Man is on his way here.
954
01:05:20,182 --> 01:05:21,979
What? Now?
955
01:05:22,018 --> 01:05:24,953
His helicopter will be here
in five minutes.
956
01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:28,419
Mr. Elias,
would you kindly take care...
957
01:05:28,457 --> 01:05:31,085
of the nuisance
in the communication room?
958
01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,254
Yes, sir.
Come on, let's go!
959
01:05:33,296 --> 01:05:35,025
Yes, sir.
Right away.
960
01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:37,589
What have you done with the General?
- General?
961
01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:39,464
Could you come in here, please?
962
01:05:42,638 --> 01:05:44,731
General, if it's not
too much of a bother,...
963
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,901
would you mind terribly,
killing this man?
964
01:05:48,644 --> 01:05:50,305
Thank you.
965
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:57,643
So I can always have something
to remember you by.
966
01:05:57,687 --> 01:05:59,416
Come on, hurry up.
967
01:06:00,756 --> 01:06:02,383
I wouldn't move if I were you.
968
01:06:02,425 --> 01:06:04,723
Damn!
Oh, shit.
969
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,352
Get off of me.
- Sorry.
970
01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:08,625
Excellent work,
White She-Devil.
971
01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:10,928
Come here, baby.
972
01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:15,833
Damn, that girl gets around.
973
01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:24,505
How can you do this to me?
974
01:06:24,547 --> 01:06:28,446
Once you've had Undercover Brother,
there is no other.
975
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:33,119
No, it's once you go black,
you don't go back.
976
01:06:35,624 --> 01:06:37,057
It's the honky patrol.
977
01:06:38,127 --> 01:06:39,526
Let me do this.
978
01:06:39,562 --> 01:06:41,029
Ah, look who got the gun now.
979
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:42,724
Yeah. What's up?!
- Hi.
980
01:06:42,765 --> 01:06:43,857
Shut up!
- What?
981
01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:46,197
I said shut up, whitey!
I got the power.
982
01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:50,935
Keep working.
983
01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:52,964
This is a girl thing.
984
01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:04,447
Breakdance.
- Break, what?
985
01:07:04,487 --> 01:07:07,354
I said, breakdance.
Come on.
986
01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:08,948
Take it!
987
01:07:09,992 --> 01:07:11,459
That's right.
That's good.
988
01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,223
Come on.
Kid 'n Play.
989
01:07:13,262 --> 01:07:14,991
Kid and who?
- Come on.
990
01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:19,496
That's right.
Getting funky.
991
01:07:21,971 --> 01:07:24,132
Oh, yeah.
992
01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:26,038
I like black people.
993
01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,711
Oh, fight.
994
01:07:31,747 --> 01:07:34,079
Watch yourself.
Show 'em what you're working with.
995
01:07:37,853 --> 01:07:40,151
White She-Devil, represent!
996
01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:47,662
I got him.
997
01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:49,823
I got him!
Vector four, section seven.
998
01:07:50,032 --> 01:07:54,025
Come on, General,
you got to give me that gun.
999
01:07:55,304 --> 01:07:57,602
Nonsense!
General, kill him!
1000
01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:11,781
Undercover Brother, are you okay?
1001
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,812
Everything's cool
now that you're here.
1002
01:08:15,157 --> 01:08:18,149
Y'all gonna make me lose
my mind up in here!
1003
01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:22,631
See what I've been dealing with?
1004
01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:24,132
Yeah.
1005
01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:26,797
Situation complete.
We'll see you soon, Chief.
1006
01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:32,371
Atomic core, eh?
1007
01:08:33,676 --> 01:08:36,668
Let's see what this so-called
button does.
1008
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:41,947
Attention,
atomic core set to overload.
1009
01:08:41,984 --> 01:08:44,544
My bad.
1010
01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:46,487
Here, General, take the antidote.
1011
01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:49,851
Oh, what happened to me?
1012
01:08:53,529 --> 01:08:55,690
Damn!
1013
01:08:55,731 --> 01:08:58,393
You guys get the General out of here.
I'm going after The Man.
1014
01:08:58,434 --> 01:09:01,426
Let's get while
the getting's good.
1015
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:02,994
There'll be another day
to fight The Man.
1016
01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:05,029
We can't give The Man
another damn day!
1017
01:09:05,074 --> 01:09:08,271
But Sistah Girl's right.
We got to get the hell out of here, man.
1018
01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:10,210
We're gonna die!
We're all gonna die!
1019
01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:12,737
Dig it! Dig it hard!
- Daddy!
1020
01:09:12,781 --> 01:09:15,375
There's times for falling apart,
and there's times for getting funky.
1021
01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:17,612
This is one of those funky times!
1022
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,917
So, what's it going to be?!
1023
01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:22,719
Are you ready to play
some funky music, white boy?
1024
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,292
Solid.
1025
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,994
Lay down the boogie.
1026
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:36,964
It's time to take it to The Man.
1027
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:39,907
I guess this means you
and I are like brothers now, huh?
1028
01:09:39,942 --> 01:09:41,807
I feel black.
1029
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,142
Man, you look white!
1030
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,546
Don't touch me!
1031
01:09:46,582 --> 01:09:48,049
Come on, General.
Let's go.
1032
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:49,812
Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
1033
01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,786
Come on!
- Go. Come on, nigga.
1034
01:09:52,955 --> 01:09:56,584
Atomic core overload in five minutes.
1035
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,923
Please exit in an orderly fashion.
1036
01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:00,485
Stop him!
1037
01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:20,177
Earth, wind and fire!
1038
01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:22,978
Shaquille O'Neal!
1039
01:10:23,018 --> 01:10:26,852
Sisqo!
- No-ooo!
1040
01:10:35,664 --> 01:10:38,462
I just bought those.
1041
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,024
Sorry about that.
1042
01:10:52,948 --> 01:10:54,779
It's all over, man!
1043
01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,586
You want some drama?
1044
01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:02,454
Then bring it.
1045
01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:06,759
Lance, protect the General
at all costs.
1046
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:10,356
Atomic core overload in three minutes.
1047
01:11:13,035 --> 01:11:14,798
Let me talk to them.
I'm white.
1048
01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,040
We don't want any trouble.
1049
01:11:20,075 --> 01:11:21,838
What are you going
to do about it?
1050
01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:23,811
Sissy.
1051
01:11:25,814 --> 01:11:29,707
I am not a sissy!
1052
01:11:44,667 --> 01:11:46,259
Come on!
1053
01:11:59,581 --> 01:12:01,344
Lance.
1054
01:12:01,383 --> 01:12:05,080
He shouldn't have called me a sissy.
1055
01:12:06,955 --> 01:12:09,617
Not bad, whitey.
1056
01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:12,650
But if it was me, I would have ripped
his spine out of his ass!
1057
01:12:12,695 --> 01:12:16,131
Let's go! We got less than a minute
before this place blows!
1058
01:13:47,489 --> 01:13:50,083
General, sir, are you all right?
- Yes.
1059
01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:52,992
There he is!
Undercover Brother!
1060
01:13:53,028 --> 01:13:54,928
He's only got a few seconds!
1061
01:14:24,827 --> 01:14:27,887
You mess with the 'fro,
you got to go.
1062
01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:20,881
I believe this belongs to me.
1063
01:15:37,299 --> 01:15:39,767
So long, Undercover Brother.
1064
01:15:39,801 --> 01:15:41,928
He's failed me.
1065
01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:44,097
Leave him.
1066
01:15:44,139 --> 01:15:47,131
Hey! Don't be dissing me!
1067
01:15:56,718 --> 01:16:00,085
Hey! Let me in!
1068
01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:06,585
Let me up!
1069
01:16:19,541 --> 01:16:21,406
That Feather went out like a sucka.
1070
01:16:21,443 --> 01:16:23,411
Punk ass bitch played himself.
1071
01:16:23,445 --> 01:16:25,709
Let's bounce, dawg.
1072
01:16:51,907 --> 01:16:54,808
No! He doesn't have
his parachute!
1073
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,395
Come on over here. Hug me.
1074
01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:36,416
Undercover Brother, you the baddest.
1075
01:17:36,451 --> 01:17:38,942
Didn't I blow
your mind this time?
1076
01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:40,386
Didn't I?
1077
01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:43,050
Didn't you cause about a bazillion
dollars worth of damage?
1078
01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:44,956
And I sure as hell ain't
covering for you!
1079
01:17:44,993 --> 01:17:46,654
I don't give a damn
how sexy you look...
1080
01:17:46,695 --> 01:17:48,094
floating down in your little pants!
1081
01:17:48,563 --> 01:17:50,360
And as for the rest of you...
1082
01:17:53,635 --> 01:17:55,762
I just want to say...
1083
01:17:55,804 --> 01:17:58,773
how very proud I am
of all of you.
1084
01:18:00,475 --> 01:18:05,010
Undercover Brother, the world is
safe once again thanks to you.
1085
01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:06,571
No thanks to me, Chief.
1086
01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:09,413
I couldn't have done it
without Sistah Girl.
1087
01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:11,214
You know what they say,
1088
01:18:11,253 --> 01:18:13,380
"Behind every great black man..."
1089
01:18:13,422 --> 01:18:16,050
Is the police.
1090
01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:18,059
A bunch of slow white athletes?
1091
01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:19,219
No.
- A cute butt?
1092
01:18:19,261 --> 01:18:21,729
Probable cause?
- No!
1093
01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:24,357
A strong black woman.
1094
01:18:24,399 --> 01:18:26,264
Strong black woman.
- That's right.
1095
01:18:26,301 --> 01:18:27,700
Oh, yeah.
1096
01:18:27,736 --> 01:18:31,329
It would've been cool to have a
Latino, a Native American, Asian,...
1097
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,807
even a Jewish guy in the mix.
1098
01:18:33,842 --> 01:18:37,805
The point is, by working together
as one, we got the job done.
1099
01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:41,509
No doubt, that's what
the Brotherhood is all about.
1100
01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:44,015
Solid.
1101
01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:49,817
Look out, y'all,
fallin' rocks!
1102
01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:50,916
Shotgun!
1103
01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:53,359
Having stopped Operation Whitewash,...
1104
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:57,627
the Brotherhood distributed
an antidote to the mind control drug...
1105
01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:59,258
to black people nationwide.
1106
01:18:59,301 --> 01:19:01,098
And though The Man escaped,...
1107
01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:03,331
the Brotherhood had found their hero.
1108
01:19:03,371 --> 01:19:05,305
Thanks to Undercover Brother,...
1109
01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:08,503
the world was once again
a funky place.
1110
01:23:35,643 --> 01:23:38,771
Damn, who is that?
1111
01:23:38,813 --> 01:23:41,213
Hold that thought
and that feelin', baby.
1112
01:23:41,249 --> 01:23:43,513
Just let it percolate.
I'll be right back.
1113
01:23:43,551 --> 01:23:46,281
Hurry up, baby.
1114
01:23:51,426 --> 01:23:53,257
Hi.
1115
01:23:53,294 --> 01:23:56,695
Uh, White She-Devil,
what you doing here?
1116
01:23:56,731 --> 01:23:59,131
Remember? You told me
to come over.
1117
01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:03,136
And me and you and Sistah Girl
could make Oreos.
1118
01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:05,638
Sweet and black on both sides...
1119
01:24:05,673 --> 01:24:09,074
with a dreamy white filling
in the middle.
1120
01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:11,442
Then I realized...
you can't make Oreos.
1121
01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:13,538
So, I bought some.
1122
01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:19,050
Some people got jungle fever.
She got the flu.
1123
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:21,749
You know.
- U.B.!
1124
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:38,000
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1125
01:25:56,951 --> 01:25:58,441
Solid.
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