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How old are you?

Thirty, ma'am.

That's not good.

You call me ma'am and it puts such distance between us, no?

Call me Ji-sook instead.

We've just met,

but l feel so comfortable.

Could we have been lovers in our previous life?

My, you are so adorable.

So very very adorable.

How could you be so cute?

What's your name, cutie pie?

- Suh Min-jun - Suh Min-jun?

Yes.

Do you by any chance know Tae-hoon?

Lim Tae-hoon?

You're Tae-hoon's mom, aren't you?

Uh-huh.

Remember me?

l came over and you cooked us dumplings.

They were really good.

Were they?

Well, dumplings is my best dish.

Min-jun.

- l beg you, please - Don't worry, Mrs. Park!

l won't say a thing to Tae-hoon!

Okay.

Mr. Lee. Let's go.

Good-bye, Mrs. Park!

Han Ji-won.

Suh Min-jun

lt's him again.

l'm totally screwed lf he catches me, l'm dead meat.

l might be sold off to a shrimp-fishing boat.

What if he does?

You wench! This is funny to you, huh?

Come on, wouldn't you laugh if you were in my shoes?

Anyway,

could he have gone all the way with that hag?

l dunno. Probably.

Mrs. Park stopped calling me and closed her account.

l'm dead.

You really like him, don't you?

Why?

lf l don't like him you want a shot at him?

No, not exactly that, but...

Hey! Give it up.

Our daily event at Tribeca!

Let's go nuts.

The Sexy Dance Contest!

Get off the stage! Out!

Look at her go.

What are they doing? So vulgar. Lunatics.

What if their parents knew? So disgraceful.

Why? lt looks like fun.

Today's contestants are pretty bad!

Anyone else who would like to take a shot?

Your prize is a flight to Europe.

What? Europe?

- l'm going! - Again?

Do l have to do it for her again?

You dummy you're trembling like a wet dog.

Satisfied now?

Wouldn't you be?

Ji-won!

lt's Min-jun. l'm sick, okay?

What brings you here?

Got drowned or something?

No, l'm sweating because l'm very ill.

She told me she was sick but l dragged her here for a beer,

and she got even sicker.

How could you let her get so ill?

She could die from dehydration!

Ji-won! Ji-won!

She's losing it.

l'm taking her to the hospital!

What?

Ji-won! Ji-won!

Hang on! Ji-won!

Oh, my back.

Han Ji-won.

Ji-won! Ji-won!

Ji-won! Wake up! Ji-won, wake up! Ji-won!

Yeah, you bastard Just kill me, will ya?

Ji-won, please wake up!

Ji-won, please wake up! Ji-won!

Please, calm down first!

- Check her blood pressure - Doctor, please save her!

- 190/140! lt's very high! - 40.2 degrees.

But why is there so much water on the patient's body?

lt's sweat. Her sweat.

- Sweat! - Sweat!

She has severe dehydration.

Ms. Kim, a shot of Ativan and get a 1 liter of D5W.

Yes, doctor!

Ji-won.

The doctor's going to give you a shot.

Two shots, in fact.

- Wait a sec! - What's the matter?

- ls she allergic to something? - No, that's not it.

Ji-won may be angry to see needle marks

on her delicate arm.

Now you're talking.

Couldn't you give her the shot on her rear?

Shit! He's asking for it.

- She seems heavier than l thought - l'll do it. Allow me.

Yes, sure.

Please step outside for a second while l give the shot.

She's my wife.

Okay.

Spasm! Spasm!

- Hold her down! - Down?

No, that's enough! You'll suffocate her!

l gave her a shot so she'll be better soon.

Thank you.

What's that smirk on his face?

That face...

ls he laughing at me?

How's that?

Ms. Han Ji-won's guardian!

- Yes? - Please fill out this form.

No. Gotta hold on.

Suh Min-jun. Just you wait.

l'll finish you no matter what.

There's no change!

200 joules. Three, two, one, shock!

Still the same, doctor!

- What do we do? - 100 joules higher!

Patient:Han Ji-won Guardian:Suh Min-jun

- No change? - None.

Did l go too far?

Did you know this?

Stir red tea with a silver spoon on a full moon night,

and a cute fairy will appear.

Cute like moi.

- You haven't had sex lately, have you? - No, why?

Then...then, why does your skin

glow like those really lucky girls

who get a dozen orgasms every single night?

Hey, sex is not just making out naked.

l know that.

So, you pull your top down a bitjust so...

And do oral sex like this.

Stupid!

Making a man want me so bad at times.

Just stealing a look at his eyes or lips.

All that can also be sex.

- Are you a pervert? - l bet Min-jun thinks the same.

Yeah, you weirdos are perfect for each other.

l bet Min-jun is dying right now.

lf my calculations are correct by this weekend...

See?

- Hi, Min-jun. What is it? - Hey, Ji-won.

Do you want to go for a drive tomorrow?

Uh, sorry, but l have a seminar.

What? A seminar? On a weekend?

And, it's in Cheju lsland.

Cheju lsland?

Cheju? You're not going to...

Yeah, l'm disappointed, too.

lt's gonna start at six and end in one hour.

That's great. l can go to Cheju.

Really? You mean it?

You said it was just an hour l can wait.

Well, if you say so, Min-jun.

l'll see you at the airport at two.

What was Cheju lsland about?

A seminar? On the weekend?

Yeah, right.

Don't wanna make the first move, huh?

Sure, of course You have a reputation to maintain.

You should never go to him Have him come to you.

He's coming to Cheju to see me.

That means l won and he lost.

Ji-won, l respect you You are perfect.

- He's calling me again - Really? Again?

Min-jun, what is it?

l'm sorry.

Something's come up l can't make it tomorrow.

l ordered some crabs on a home shopping channel,

and they're delivering them tomorrow.

Uh-huh.

Uh, well, that's too bad.

l understand, bye.

Oh gosh.

His Dad is in a critical state.

l heard it all, dummy! You got picked over crabs.

And l'm drinking tea with a loser who's no better than a crab.

A shame.

Those crabs do look yummy.

Why am l, the hottest girl in town home on the weekend?

lt's Min-jun!

Hi, Min-jun.

Me?

lt's no fun You know how seminars are.

What? Where are you?

l'm telling you. l'm in Cheju.

Can't you hear the tides?

What do you mean why?

The crabs arrived in the morning.

l'm here to pick you up after your seminar.

Where shall l go?

l'll call you after the seminar's done.

Okay, okay already!

Be patient, darn it.

- Yes, Min-jun? - Ji-won, are you almost done?

- What? - There's a problem.

We're waiting for some execs to arrive from Seoul.

Can you wait a little bit longer?

l'm sorry.

This will take forever.

Darn it, how do l get out of here?

That's it.

Giddy up! Giddy up!

So Min-jun you want a piece of me, huh?

Come and get it.

Stop calling me, damn it.

Hi, Min-jun. l'm on my way.

Where are you? The lobby or the room?

What? Lobby?

- Room? - Oh, it's you.

Thought you were someone else.

What the hell are you doing with that bastard?

What l do and where l go with him be it Cheju, Siberia or Alaska,

is none of your business!

Hello? Hello?

God ofjealousy show me what you're made of.

Giddy up!

Gimpo Airport Flight to Cheju

Cheju Flower Shop Flower B Set

Those beasts!

lf it weren't for the seminar we could be back.

l'll call the airport you call the Cheju port.

Yes, if not the airplane we should take a ship.

No? Then how about Asiana?

- No? What? - The number you have called is not exist or

- Because of the high tide? - you cannot reach.

- No budget flights or light aircraft? - Press 1 for daily weather updates.

lf not, one of those small fishing boats would be fine.

Yes, l understand.

Sorry, sir.

What? You have only one room?

And even that one room just became available due to a cancellation.

Ji-won, what should we do?

l don't know Let's check out another hotel.

l'm sure the situation is similar in other hotels.

To get a room on a weekend without a reservation

is nearly impossible.

Darn, what should we do?

l guess we have no other choice.

Give us that room lt's a twin room, right?

This room is a double.

But if you want we can give you an extra bed.

- No thank you! - No thank you!

Sir, l'm very sorry but is this your card?

Of course, why?

- lt says it's a stolen card - What?

That's impossible.

- Try this one - Thank you.

No way.

That's okay!

- Here is my card - Yes, thank you.

l don't get it.

lt happens with computer system errors.

Don't worry. lt's probably nothing.

Ma'am, this too is a stolen card.

lmpossible!

This is my card See? lt says 'Han Ji-won'.

That bastard blocked mine, too?

What?

Nothing. Never mind.

Exactly three minutes.

Let's eat! Yum, it looks good.

lnstant noodles in a cheap motel?

Suh Min-jun, is this all you've got?

Why aren't you eating?

You haven't had anything all day.

l've lost my appetite.

Min-jun!

Heard of a fish called saw-edged perch?

Saw-edged perch?

Raw saw-edged perch is an exquisite treat in Cheju.

lt's a bit pricy but they say it melts in your mouth.

lt's a Cartier in cuisine so to speak.

Really?

Su-jin told me l should absolutely try it.

How sad.

l had this last night, too.

So you can't take ramen noodles and a rundown inn, huh?

- Ji-won? - Yes?

l'll be back in a minute.

- Where to? - Uh, to the restroom.

Be back quick. l'm scared.

l will.

- Hurry - Just a minute, okay?

Yeah, it's about time you showed me what you can do.

Darn it, l'm starving and all l get is a cup of noodles.

You bad boy and girl.

Han Ji-won.

Think you can get away from me?

You and your lover boy

are dead!

He's weird.

Mind your own business!

This is the captain speaking.

We will make an emergency landing at Gimhae international airport.

No! You can't land here!

Please, sir! Sit down and fasten your seat belt!

Don't touch me!

Don't you land here! Go straight to Cheju lsland!

lt's very dangerous! Please take a seat!

Dangerous? Ha! You make me laugh.

Your face is far more dangerous.

How's that? One to zero, okay?

Here!

500,000 Won!

Come on this is a very expensive watch.

Stop eating for a sec and please take a good look at it.

400,000!

You know, this watch

is a Gio Monaco!

- Gio Monaco? - Yes!

- So you know - 300,000!

Look!

Gio Monaco is a very costly watch Only three of them in Korea!

Where is the third one, l wonder?

Wait!

300,000! Yes, 300,000!

- ls it that good? - Yeah, it's so very yummy yummy.

- You should have some, too - l'm fine.

Shall l give him a little prize for his efforts?

Why are you sweating so much?

Look at all this sweat.

Does it look like sweat to you?

But you're lovin' it.

So her highness is giving me a prize.

Well, it feels good, l admit.

Okay, this is enough.

l'm so full.

Are you finished already?

Yes, true connoisseurs of raw fish eat three pieces max.

Wish we could have a glass of wine.

Rain makes me want wine.

- Ji-won - Huh?

l'll be back in a sec.

Going to the men's room again?

You go too often, darling.

- You're right - Don't be too long.

lt's as good as they say.

The shell is really good.

A glass of soju would be perfect!

Soju and raw fish, the best combo!

Goodness.

l didn't expect to find such great wine in Cheju.

lsn't it a sweet surprise?

l feel the wine all over me.

Yeah, and l feel the cold coming over me.

Yes, it is such a sweet surprise.

Anyway, why do you keep coming back from the men's room so wet?

Took a shower or something? You'll catch a cold.

Oops.

l dropped my handkerchief.

Shall we move a bit farther?

You're very wet.

Let's go now!

So fast?

There's still plenty of wine.

l drink

only one glass at a time

before going to bed.

Shall we go?

But what about the bill?

lt must be quite a lot.

l ordered too much, didn't l?

Don't worry.

- Ji-won - Yes?

Why don't you wait outside?

Now, Min-jun what are you going to do?

Run! Run!

Oh goodness! My umbrella!

They won't chase us all the way down here, right?

No way!

- Oh, Ji-won, you were really fast! - You should exercise more.

You could've gotten caught running so slow.

Some nerve.

Feel better now after running, huh?

Shall we go in now?

l guess.

Let's go.

- Ji-won - Yeah?

l have to run to the men's room.

You wait inside.

He does try so hard.

What took you so long?

l nearly died coming here and that's all you've got to say?

Are you nuts, boy?

Remember that time when you owed me one?

- l got there in one hour! - lt was bright and sunny that day!

Today, l nearly flew to Japan and came back 'cause of the current!

Whatever, just give me the stuff l'm busy.

Boy, l truly despise you.

l love you, Dad.

Don't worry. l got everything ready.

Thanks, Dad.

- Gotta go - Son, wait! l almost forgot.

Come on, Dad.

Son, this is my favorite kind strawberry scent.

Dad, l don't have time forjokes l'm in a hurry.

l'm not kidding lt really smells like strawberries.

Dad, hurry on to the wine bar l'm gone! Thanks!

Bastard only thinks about girls!

My love?

ls my sweet goddess there already?

Why don't you have some of the wine l have in keeping.

l'll be there soon.

Wait a little while, darling.

Yes!

Thank you.

This place is really classy.

You don't have any money so how did you?

l dunno.

Ji-won, come on.

This is the outfit for you to change into tomorrow.

These are some cosmetics.

And this is your underwear.

l got them for you since l know you packed for a day.

Min-jun.

lt was too late and all the shops were closed.

l had to beg to go in some of the shops to get these.

So don't complain even if you don't like them.

Of course l won't.

l'm sure l'll like them No, l do like them!

You are soaked.

You might catch a cold.

You're even wetter.

- You okay? - l'm fine.

l'll go take a shower first.

Suh Min-jun, you're no amateur.

l like it!

Bad boy.

ls he peeling off his skin? What's taking him so long?

Darn it.

lt's so steamy in here.

Min-jun, do you want a rub?

Min-jun!

Thank you, doctor.

Ji-won.

Yes? Feeling better?

l'm dizzy.

You look a lot better to me.

No, l'm ill. Very ill.

- l'm a patient - You won't die. Don't worry.

Feel better now?

Yeah, 'cause of you.

What do l do now?

Han Ji-won what are you going to do?

- Well... - l'm...

- You go ahead - No, you can speak first.

You know, my dad wants to meet you.

No need to feel uncomfortable about it.

He does? That's wonderful!

Since you've mentioned it,

l told my parents about you and they're dying to meet you.

lf it's okay with you,

they're thinking of visiting Korea to see you.

No, we should go and visit them.

How about we go next week during the holiday?

Sure.

This may sound really corny,

but my parents want us to go to a fortune-teller.

That's not corny at all.

Listen to the elders and you'll be rewarded even in your sleep, they say.

- Shall we go? - Go where?

There's a really good fortuneteller.

No, l've actually reserved the best Let's go!

How did you two come together?

You know who you are!

l don't know. Can't see anything.

What should l do? l dunno.

Brother, my life's so difficult.

Why are you laughing?

Because you are.

Why are you laughing?

Because l could tell you were going to laugh.

- Well, take care - Yes, you, too.

- Good bye, Min-jun - Okay, bye.

Three months later

- Good evening - Hi!

Well, this may sound a bit forward,

but feel free to tell me what you need,

be it money or land.

Money goes rotting in my closet.

- Yes. - Please sit here.

- Nice place! - lsn't it?

Damn.

- What's the matter? - Nothing much.

See over there?

The rich housewife type of a woman?

l dated her a while ago.

Stop looking. She's gonna see us.

So what?

lt's nothing Just feels a bit uncomfortable.

lrish coffee, please.

Cow milk for moi.

Excuse me.

l need to go to the men's room Sorry.

So humiliating.

Come on.

Darling, we meet exactly ten minutes later, okay?

l got it.

But what do l say to him?

Well, just say some emergency has come up at home.

Okay.

Sweety.

Tell me, am l the only one for you?

Of course, baby.

Wait.

You got something on you right here.

- Here? - Yeah, you got beauty on you, baby.

You're a darling.

Wait a sec.

- Who's this? - Who's...

Have fun

Those amateurs, how dare they try little tricks before us masters?

Yeah, they're funny, huh?

Anyway, your taste for women seems to have changed.

l mean that woman looked old enough to be a teenager's mom.

Oh yeah?

When you walked in,

l thought you were giving your old uncle a city tour.

Hey, l'm still a head-turner.

Last night at a club they asked me for my lD.

Probably thought you were a policewoman under cover.

Min-jun, l'm saying this out of genuine concern for you.

Want me to fix you up with a nice girl?

No need to be embarrassed.

Okay!

See that couple over there?

You are amazing.

That crazy bitch.

You turn me on!

Why the hell is she here?

Let's forget about them.

Yeah, let's.

How about them over there?

- Yeah? - How many minutes?

Ten?

Whoa, don't strain yourself.

How about you?

lt has to be fair. Ten minutes.

What's in it for the winner?

Let's see.

The loser grants one wish whatever it is.

Sure, l have a designer bag l want.

lt's been a long time.

What? Give up already?

Give up?

Ten minutes is too long for them l can smoke one.

Yeah?

Do you realize that 300,000 Won is burning at your fingertips?

Then, l'll go first.

- What? - lt's me!

My new boyfriend has a son who is a real stud!

He's supposed to be everything you wished for and more.

Really?

Yes!

She's hotter than Britney Spears.

lf you don't fall for her in 10 minutes,

my pretty goddess will take us out to dinner.

ls that so?

- Sure, l'd like to meet her. - Min-jun. l've decided to take this.

Yes, Dad.

Alligator leather.

lf only l hadn't smoked that one cigarette.

- Satisfied? - Yeah.

Sir, l'm sorry but your card's registered as stolen.

What?

No way.

You fools.

Remember me?

Kang Sung-mo

is back.

Why do those damn rules change all the time?

Three more days of digging and l'll have 10 billion ready.

Ji-won, wait for me, darling.