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David just parked.
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You know, I don't think
I've ever met Mark's dad.
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Well, we've actually been
separated for years,
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so he's never been to a
parent-teacher conference before.
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- He was working overseas.
- Oh.
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Not for money, but, um...
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But he's a good dad... yeah.
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Not a great dad,
or he would've been on time.
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I'm just... I'm just kidding.
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I'm just kidding.
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We have that kind of relationship,
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you know, when he's not around.
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Oh, so, so sorry we're late.
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Who's this?
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This is my girlfriend, Blue.
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Blue, this is Darlene,
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and... and Mark's teacher,
Mrs... um, Reynolds.
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Thank you for having me,
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member of the noblest profession.
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Ah, and it's so nice
to finally meet you, Darlene.
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Yes, it's... nice to meet you, too.
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And what a delightful surprise
that it's happening here!
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I should've told you
that Blue was coming,
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but at the last minute,
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she felt that...
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I-I mean we felt that if she was here,
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she could be a more profound part
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of Mark's life journey.
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Yeah, I've only met Mark twice,
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but I've known him forever.
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And, you know, like they say,
the more parents, the better!
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Um... who says that? No one says that.
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So, why don't we get started.
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Uh, yeah, sorry.
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I'm... I'm anxious to hear how
Mark's doing in his new class.
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First, Mark is an absolute pleasure,
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although he can be...
a little too talkative at times.
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That is so Mark.
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I'm always saying that.
He's so highly verbal.
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Totally. You would know, 'cause
you've met him twice, so...
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So, uh... Mark's a big talker?
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Is that... Is that
affecting his schoolwork?
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No. Honestly, it's a struggle
to keep him challenged.
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W-W-Well, you know, if you think
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he needs some extra work
to challenge him,
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we can help him when the kids
stay over this weekend.
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H-Hold up. What...
The kids are staying over?
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I never agreed to that.
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Huh. My smart watch is telling
me to get up and move,
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and, I don't know,
now seems like a good time.
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You said the kids
could sleep over sometimes.
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That's just something you say, like,
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"They're your kids, too."
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Come on.
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I'm trying to make up
for lost time here.
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Fine. They can sleep over.
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And you do not have to worry.
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I lived on a weed commune...
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...where we all shared in
the raising of the children.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
Well, it's easier that way
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when you're too stoned
to know whose kid is whose.
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"The Conners" is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Ah, damn.
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You okay?
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Ah, I'm short a guy at work.
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My back's acting up
from hangin' drywall.
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Turns out...
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I forgot to eat right and exercise
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for the last 50 years.
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It's never too late.
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That's what they say, but...
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it is.
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Hey, Beck.
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What do you need?
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Willpower or a beer.
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Once again, we have a winner!
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Hey, you know what, Deej?
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If you want to pick up
a couple extra bucks,
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you could help out on my crew.
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I am slammed at work.
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You know the servicing
of vending machines,
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it's not just collecting coins.
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Vandals scratch curse words
into the glass.
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And they say firemen are heroes.
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Hey, Dad?
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Mm-hmm?
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How come you didn't ask me
to do drywall?
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'Cause I'm a girl?
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Wait, you're not
gonna get me with that one.
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No, I didn't ask you
because you're a woman.
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Come on. I could really
use the extra money.
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I'm saving to put a down payment
on a mobile home
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with a patio and a tree
that you can tie yourself to
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when the tornado comes.
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I'd love to, Beck,
but it's construction.
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I'm not comfortable having you around
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all that rough language
and dirty jokes,
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and I don't think I can cut back.
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Women built the pyramids, Dad.
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I don't know if that's true,
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but I like how quick
you came up with it.
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So, is that a yes?
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All right, Butch.
We'll give it a shot.
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Oh!
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And, Mom, we'll be fine.
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Don't text me every five minutes
when I'm with Dad and Blue.
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I won't.
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Just remember, any nice
feelings you have about her...
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hurt me.
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Are you jealous because
new mommy is so pretty?
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Ohh. That was rough.
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I'm a little wounded...
and kinda proud.
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Harris, you come from a long
line of sharp-tongued women
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who have found that
this particular gift
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keeps them from having any
truly successful relationships
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outside the family.
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Hey. You got everything?
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Everything but happiness.
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I mean I'm working on it
with a new boyfriend.
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Sorry, I-I-I meant bags.
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Oh, yeah, we got baggage...
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but...
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We're aware of it,
and as a life coach,
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I know that once you're
aware of the problem,
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then you can begin
that long, long process.
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Uh, yeah...
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sensing that
you're still living alone?
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Uh, no, no, I've got Bev with me now.
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Talking to her is a challenge.
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Did you know that
she was beautiful in her day
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but neither of her daughters
inherited that?
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So strange being in
- this house without your mom.
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When you and I were having problems,
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she'd always take me aside and say,
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"David, I can't understand you
when you're crying."
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Well, you were the daughter
she always wanted.
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How you doing?
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Mm.
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Up and down.
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Well, things look like they're going
really well with you and Blue.
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Yeah. Thank you for being
so accepting of it.
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Oh, yeah, no problem.
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Um... did you tell her
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that we slept together
like three months ago?
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I just need to know in case
I mention it in passing.
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Please do not do that.
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Okay, but let's be brutally honest.
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After we had sex, you were
totally ready to ditch Blue.
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Well...
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It was great sex.
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Yeah. It was.
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Don't... Don't... confuse me.
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I-I really think I found
something that works.
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Really? With her?
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Yeah.
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Yes, I think I found my soulmate.
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That's great.
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I mean, I just wanted clarity.
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As long as we're clear, it's great.
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Hi, Dad.
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Oh, me. Yeah. Hi. Hi, son.
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What happened to your socks and shoes?
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We're grounding.
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Harris and I are gonna do
it this weekend with Blue.
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She says it's a way to be more
connected to Mother Earth.
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Uncle David's girlfriend, Blue,
says God is in the dirt.
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You replaced this wonderful woman
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with "God is in the dirt" woman?
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Great to see you, Geena.
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I see the war has softened you.
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Hello, everyone. Name's Becky.
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Not gonna lie, I'm also
the boss's daughter.
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Just because I may own
this business one day
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should not affect how you treat me.
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Good morning, Miss Healy.
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Nice to see you on time
for your first day.
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What's in here?
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Water. Duh!
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Water has bubbles when you shake it.
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There's no bubbles when I shake this.
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This vodka?
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Oh, my God.
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Okay...
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Who put vodka in my water bottle?
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Dwight?
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So not cool, man.
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Guys, would you go out
and unload my truck?
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Thanks.
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What the hell's going on?
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It's 6:30 in the morning.
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Sorry, Dad.
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I usually take a shot
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before I start at the restaurant.
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Sober Becky wasn't
getting really good tips.
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Here's a tip...
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if somebody gets hurt on this job,
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I lose my license.
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That's why I have
a zero-tolerance policy
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for alcohol!
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And the union's okay with that?
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Is this going to be a problem?
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Okay, fine.
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Sober Becky it is.
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We'll all get to know her together.
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How come those glasses are still full?
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Ha ha!
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Señoritas' night.
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I-I want to have fun.
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I just keep thinking about how
David and his crazy girlfriend
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are playing house with my kids.
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Well, you're here, you're out,
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you're two shots away
from losing Darlene
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and discovering...
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Dah-leenah!
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Look, I know it's hard to hear,
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but David found someone,
and so should you.
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There is a room full of guys here.
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And you're a catch.
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You're an educated,
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diabetes-free woman in Lanford?
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There's only two of us.
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All right, let's make this
a drinking game.
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Every time we spot
a guy who looks like
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he doesn't have a job,
we take a drink,
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and then you'll have the courage
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to approach the ones who do.
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I'm in.
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Plaid shirt at two o'clock.
Check it out.
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He's wearing a watch
with a leather band.
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Yeah, but nobody
wears a watch anymore.
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That means he can't afford a phone.
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No job!
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Hey.
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That guy's stitches are even.
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Them there's doctor stitches.
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Healthcare... job!
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If you're not gonna hit that, I will.
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Okay, this is pathetic.
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Hunting for men or
our lives aren't complete?
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We're better than that.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Oh, hi. Yeah, sure.
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Gin and tonic?
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Yes.
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While you're doing that,
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I'm gonna get the 411
on Stitches for ya.
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Uh, two gin and tonics, please.
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I'm sorry. W-What kind
of gin do you prefer?
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Oh, you choose.
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Sure, yeah, yeah.
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Sometimes the man chooses.
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Uh, well...
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Let's see, they got the one with
the fancy English guard guy.
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But, you know,
once you put the tonic in,
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it most likely is gonna
taste the same anyway.
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You know what?
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We should probably
be looking at tonics.
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Uh, d-do you have a list of tonics?
262
00:11:22,885 --> 00:11:23,819
Um...
263
00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:26,388
Two English guard guys
and your best tonic.
264
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:29,224
Y-You're not with somebody, right?
265
00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:32,194
Oh, no, I was, but that was, like,
266
00:11:32,195 --> 00:11:33,628
20 years ago, so I think I'm free.
267
00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:36,965
Uh, I'm Darlene.
268
00:11:36,966 --> 00:11:38,200
I-I got to tell you, I...
269
00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:39,568
I love your curly hair.
270
00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:40,502
But you probably hate it, right?
271
00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:42,704
Everybody always wants
what they don't have.
272
00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:43,605
I'm sorry.
273
00:11:43,606 --> 00:11:46,074
I'm sorry. I'm kind of
a direct person.
274
00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:47,909
I assume you're talking to me because,
275
00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:51,146
at some point, you want all
this small talk to lead to sex?
276
00:11:51,147 --> 00:11:52,347
It doesn't have to.
277
00:11:52,348 --> 00:11:53,381
No, no, no, it's okay.
278
00:11:53,382 --> 00:11:55,016
I'm seriously considering it.
279
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,154
Stitches was a bust.
280
00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:02,424
Horse kicked him in the head.
281
00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:03,525
He's not all there.
282
00:12:09,198 --> 00:12:10,198
Hey.
283
00:12:10,199 --> 00:12:11,499
Oh, hey. Hi, you.
284
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,068
Uh, I was just on my way out.
285
00:12:13,069 --> 00:12:14,169
Let me get my shoes on.
286
00:12:16,272 --> 00:12:18,273
Do you mind if we go inside
and talk for a minute?
287
00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:19,941
Oh, yeah, just... just a minute.
288
00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,444
I'm late to the place
I was clearly on my way to.
289
00:12:26,182 --> 00:12:28,283
I just thought I'd stop by
and give you an update
290
00:12:28,284 --> 00:12:30,852
on how things are going.
291
00:12:30,853 --> 00:12:32,053
Uh...
292
00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:33,788
Mark's fine and...
293
00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:35,123
Harris is fine, too.
294
00:12:36,359 --> 00:12:37,692
Why would you come over here
295
00:12:37,693 --> 00:12:39,227
to tell me everything's fine?
296
00:12:39,228 --> 00:12:40,896
All right, uh...
297
00:12:40,897 --> 00:12:43,164
Something happened
but nothing's wrong.
298
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,334
Does it look like
I'm enjoying this game?
299
00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:51,573
Harris had a friend over, um...
300
00:12:51,574 --> 00:12:54,342
a boy... and they had sex.
301
00:12:55,311 --> 00:12:57,646
What?!
302
00:12:57,647 --> 00:12:58,914
Wha... How... What do you...
303
00:12:58,915 --> 00:13:00,282
How could you let this happen?!
304
00:13:00,283 --> 00:13:02,717
I was at work and I-I know
that's no excuse
305
00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:04,319
and I-I feel horrible.
306
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,320
Wait, w-why were you at work
307
00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:07,222
when you were supposed
to be watching our kids?!
308
00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:08,023
I couldn't help it.
309
00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:09,591
I started my job at Trader Joe's,
310
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:10,759
and they made me work overtime
311
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,660
to do all the stupid chalkboards.
312
00:13:15,298 --> 00:13:16,364
They really like my drawings,
313
00:13:16,365 --> 00:13:18,667
which makes me feel good,
but on the other hand...
314
00:13:18,668 --> 00:13:19,668
David!
315
00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:20,802
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
316
00:13:20,803 --> 00:13:24,139
Look, I-I-I was just as upset
as you are right now,
317
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,740
but...
318
00:13:25,741 --> 00:13:27,809
here's the good news.
319
00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:29,244
Blue was there
320
00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:31,179
and Harris ended up
telling her what happened
321
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:33,748
and they really bonded over it.
322
00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:34,683
Oh, good.
323
00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:36,818
That's the first thing
I was worried about...
324
00:13:36,819 --> 00:13:38,953
how will this affect Blue?!
325
00:13:39,855 --> 00:13:41,423
I know that there's
a lot to talk about,
326
00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:45,160
and we will, but I
have to go to work now.
327
00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:47,128
I n... I need this job.
328
00:13:47,129 --> 00:13:49,264
They want me to open early
to stock the stone fruit.
329
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,266
It... It's actually a pretty
big vote of confidence.
330
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,300
Where are you going?
331
00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:55,503
To your house to get my kids.
332
00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:56,738
Stop!
333
00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:00,175
What?!
334
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:04,179
I don't know. I didn't expect
the "stop" to work, so...
335
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,037
Where are they?
336
00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:12,640
David told me you would
probably be upset.
337
00:14:12,641 --> 00:14:13,407
Come here.
338
00:14:13,408 --> 00:14:14,541
Don't touch me!
339
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:16,810
I want my kids.
340
00:14:16,811 --> 00:14:19,346
Well, they're upstairs
getting ready to go.
341
00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:20,881
Harris!
342
00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:21,882
You know what?
343
00:14:21,883 --> 00:14:23,884
I... As soon as you found
out this happened,
344
00:14:23,885 --> 00:14:25,486
you should have called me.
345
00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:27,254
I don't have a cellphone.
346
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:31,492
They kill bees.
347
00:14:31,493 --> 00:14:32,893
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
348
00:14:32,894 --> 00:14:35,562
See, I didn't realize
you're out of your mind.
349
00:14:36,765 --> 00:14:38,732
That explains how
you got suckered into
350
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,035
letting a 16-year-old
be alone with a boy.
351
00:14:41,036 --> 00:14:43,337
Harris did not trick me, okay?
352
00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:46,840
We had a very powerful
discussion about sex
353
00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:47,841
and the female body
354
00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:49,877
and getting our needs met
355
00:14:49,878 --> 00:14:51,445
before anything even happened.
356
00:14:51,446 --> 00:14:53,781
Do not move!
357
00:14:53,782 --> 00:14:56,917
You're saying you knew about
this before it happened?
358
00:14:56,918 --> 00:15:00,954
You crystal-licking,
patchouli-smelling hippie bitch!
359
00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:04,925
Hey. I, uh...
360
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:06,393
forgot my chalk.
361
00:15:07,228 --> 00:15:08,328
So...
362
00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:11,398
...how's everything going?
363
00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:14,702
Um, Darlene is working
through her anger
364
00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:16,937
to get to a more mature place.
365
00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:18,672
I will kill you! O-Okay,
okay, all right.
366
00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:22,042
That's... That's... That's
a good... starting point.
367
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:24,945
Uh, Blue, how do you feel
about Darlene wanting to...
368
00:15:24,946 --> 00:15:26,046
kill you?
369
00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:29,083
I think you should get her
out of our house.
370
00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:31,051
Oh, my pleasure, Blue.
371
00:15:31,052 --> 00:15:32,986
Harris, why don't you go
upstairs and get your stuff
372
00:15:32,987 --> 00:15:35,422
and find your brother and knock
the crack pipe out of his hand
373
00:15:35,423 --> 00:15:37,024
and meet me in the car!
374
00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:45,566
Hey, Mark, I'm about to talk
to your sister about sex.
375
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:46,934
You want to listen in?
376
00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:49,303
Okay, he can't hear anything.
377
00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:52,473
Okay, first of all...
378
00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:54,842
...are you okay?
379
00:15:54,843 --> 00:15:55,709
Yes.
380
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:58,245
Well, how well do you know this boy?
381
00:15:58,246 --> 00:15:59,480
Pretty well.
382
00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:00,581
Better now.
383
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:05,085
Look, I know you're mad at me,
but I'm not stupid.
384
00:16:05,086 --> 00:16:08,122
I've heard everything you've said
to me about sex since I was 11.
385
00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:10,090
Well, then, why didn't you come to me?
386
00:16:10,091 --> 00:16:12,826
Did you tell your mom
you were going to have sex?
387
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:15,629
No. My mom relentlessly grilled me.
388
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,264
That's why I didn't push you.
389
00:16:17,265 --> 00:16:20,133
I was waiting for you to talk
to me when you were ready.
390
00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,141
What's up?
391
00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:28,976
Just checking my texts.
392
00:16:30,145 --> 00:16:32,513
Oh, nothing from him?
393
00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:34,681
Not yet.
394
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,984
I'm sorry. Boys can be really stupid.
395
00:16:36,985 --> 00:16:39,086
They're training for being men.
396
00:16:42,657 --> 00:16:44,858
He'll call.
397
00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:47,594
You know, or he won't, and
you'll be fine either way.
398
00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:51,565
So, your big thing is that...
399
00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:54,501
you want me to come to you with all
my personal problems and stuff,
400
00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:56,069
and you won't judge me?
401
00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:58,372
Yeah, that's exactly what I want.
402
00:16:58,373 --> 00:17:01,975
Okay, then we need to stop at a drug
store for a morning-after pill,
403
00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:04,645
because I'm worried
- that we used the condom wrong.
404
00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,647
I know I'm old enough
to get the pill by myself,
405
00:17:06,648 --> 00:17:08,749
but I'd feel better
if you came with me.
406
00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:12,686
Who talks to their mom
about that kind of stuff?
407
00:17:15,857 --> 00:17:18,358
Hey, Deej. I bought
the "Mamma Mia!" soundtrack.
408
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,359
You want to listen?
409
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,894
Score! Yes!
410
00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:26,233
Okay, great. I wanted
to talk to you in private.
411
00:17:28,102 --> 00:17:29,837
What's up?
412
00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,905
I've been thinking
about what you said...
413
00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:34,041
and you're right.
414
00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:36,777
I don't actually think
I can go a whole day...
415
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:39,413
...without drinking.
416
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:42,015
Okay. I want to hear a plan.
417
00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:44,184
I believe I can give you
418
00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:46,086
a good half-day's work for now...
419
00:17:47,255 --> 00:17:49,923
...and then work on getting
the other half together.
420
00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:53,594
W-What are we talkin' about?
A month? A year?
421
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:55,596
Until after Oktoberfest?
422
00:17:55,597 --> 00:17:59,066
I forgot about Oktoberfest.
I love Oktoberfest.
423
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:02,970
I'm gonna give you six weeks,
424
00:18:02,971 --> 00:18:05,372
and if you still don't
have it under control,
425
00:18:05,373 --> 00:18:06,807
I'm gonna have to pull the job.
426
00:18:06,808 --> 00:18:08,208
I know I can stop.
427
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:09,309
I hope so.
428
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:13,146
Pierce Brosnan is a much better singer
429
00:18:13,147 --> 00:18:14,748
than he gets credit for!
430
00:18:23,157 --> 00:18:25,158
Hey. What do you want?
431
00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:27,227
I'd like to say goodnight to the kids.
432
00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:29,096
Okay, Mark is already asleep,
433
00:18:29,097 --> 00:18:31,597
but if you want, you can go tuck
Harris and her boyfriend in.
434
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,901
I deserve that.
435
00:18:37,805 --> 00:18:40,007
Oh, before you go up, we should talk.
436
00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:41,842
Look, I-I know I screwed up.
437
00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:43,977
The only thing I can say
is that, in the future,
438
00:18:43,978 --> 00:18:45,579
I will watch her like a hawk.
439
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,147
Yeah, you better, because from now on,
440
00:18:47,148 --> 00:18:49,583
they're not coming over
unless you're gonna be home.
441
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,985
And Blue can't be part
of parenting decisions.
442
00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:55,822
Fine. But she's going to be
a part of the kids' lives.
443
00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:58,091
She's gonna be at all
the major life events,
444
00:18:58,092 --> 00:19:01,128
like high-school graduations
and college drop-offs.
445
00:19:01,129 --> 00:19:02,162
Okay, great.
446
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:04,264
If... If any of our kids
graduate from high school
447
00:19:04,265 --> 00:19:05,966
or go to college,
448
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,348
you can bring Blue and all the
rest of the primary colors.
449
00:19:10,204 --> 00:19:12,940
Will you quit making fun of her name?
450
00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:13,941
They named her Blue
451
00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:16,243
because she wasn't
breathing when she was born.
452
00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:20,580
Wow. That explains a lot.
453
00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:26,053
Um... there's one last thing.
454
00:19:26,054 --> 00:19:27,154
Yeah.
455
00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:33,026
It's clear that things are serious
456
00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:35,162
with you and Blue, so...
457
00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:40,167
...um, I think it's time
we get a divorce.
458
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:42,202
Yeah, sure, no, I'm...
459
00:19:42,203 --> 00:19:43,370
It makes sense.
460
00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,543
It's gonna be weird
not being married to you.
461
00:19:49,544 --> 00:19:51,144
Yeah, I would've thought it got weird
462
00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:53,105
when you started living
with another woman, but...
463
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,184
Yeah.
464
00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:58,819
Yeah.
465
00:20:01,756 --> 00:20:05,192
I-It'll be weird not being
married to you, too.
466
00:20:07,528 --> 00:20:09,229
What's up?
467
00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,231
Oh, um, nothing.
468
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,434
I don't know, actually, um...
469
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:16,336
I don't know why I'm hiding this.
470
00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,771
Uh...
471
00:20:17,772 --> 00:20:20,507
I-I met a guy at the bar
the other night,
472
00:20:20,508 --> 00:20:24,044
and, uh, he wants to go out on Friday.
473
00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:25,145
With me.
474
00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:27,781
Cool.
475
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,084
So you like him?
476
00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:34,721
Oh, I don't know. I mean,
we only went out once.
477
00:20:34,722 --> 00:20:37,057
But, you know, I think
he could be my soulmate.
478
00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,797
They're old enough
to behave like adults,
479
00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,632
but they don't think like adults.
480
00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:55,033
You just got to hang in there.
481
00:20:55,969 --> 00:20:58,259
I don't know how you handled it,
482
00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:01,695
with me sneaking in and out of
Darlene's bedroom all the time.
483
00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:03,798
You guys were right downstairs
when we were going at it.
484
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:05,466
We weren't exactly quiet.
485
00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:15,042
You know, David...
486
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:16,444
If you disappeared,
487
00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:19,179
everybody would think
you just ran off again.
488
00:21:20,715 --> 00:21:23,317
I pushed too hard. I felt it.
489
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:31,098
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