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Tori Frederking is back.

Her parents sent her in Europe for the summer

as a graduation gift, but she is back.

And I have three confirmed sightings of her in this mall.

Matt, I don't care on Tori Frederking.

I care about her, perfectly aged.

- The man ... - I like Dad.

Barry, you need to concentrate here, man.

I'm talking about The Frederking.

You have to focus, OK? It was the tenth year.

You have the truth or courage in a closet with the girl.

It was literally seven minutes in paradise.

When we came out of that closet, he told everyone at that party

that I was an extraordinary kisser.

- ... incredible kisser. - He did it.

But you didn't kiss her.

You spent seven minutes shitting your pants and don't make a move.

I know, this is what makes it she so fucking fantastic.

When I left the closet,

all began to ragging about me from suffocation,

she lied and said that I was an extraordinary kisser.

- Beautiful stellar move, eh? - At most.

Oh my God, I heard this story since we shared our mother's womb.

Oh, by the way,

do you even have balls? to ask you to come out later?

- I can not remember. - No, but just because ...

I never had mine inside. Do not do it.

Hey. Come on.

How do you know what am i going to say? Fuck!

You guys are really crazy me out with that twin shit.

Look and learn, brother.

I'm entering.

Tiger eye, friend.

Eye of the Tiger.

I don't like how it looks.

No, it's not good.

So... So do you like music, uh?

I hate it.

Swing and a young lady.

- Ooh ... - Swing and a young lady.

Oh, not the book, Barry.

Oh, no, no, not The Art of War Oh, God.

Have you ever read, uh ... Sun Tzu's art of war?

I have. Is fantastic.

I'll give you my number.

I'll lend it to you.

Come back to me later date of your choice,

and we will have a ...

I don't know, a bottle of frozen white zin.

My goodness!

Oh!

I'm free, um ... Saturday.

Call me.

Win one for Gipper.

Hey, Tori!

Hey guys.

Wow.

This humpback whale just swim by me, right?

I've never heard so scared in my life.

This is when it hit me.

This is it I want to make my life.

This is it I want others to see.

Here's why the second one I'm back in LA ...

Boom! Open Mint Travel.

- Wait, do you have it? - Yes friend.

I went to the bank, I got a loan.

- The pieces fell into place. - Huh.

So you? I thought you were gone, uh ...

- MIT. - MIT!

Yes. I just graduated. But, I hated it.

Yes, it was all, like, theory and machines,

and I was on this one-way highway,

and I was, like, you know, "Rest, please!"

So this is a refreshment point?

Oh yes, but this is totally temporary.

Do you know what should be done?

You should travel.

Look at the world, find your humpback whale.

Come and see me, okay?

Seriously, it's a slow season right now.

Everyone is at work or at school.

Perfect moment for Matt to shine.

Be careful, man.

Do not forget.

- I'm sorry. - Oh sorry.

Hey, don't I know you?

I don't think so

I do not do. I know you somewhere.

Hmm ...

Oh, you went to Shermer, it's not true?

- I did it! Oh, this must be it. - Yup.

- Yes me too. - Oh, weird.

Actually I think you were in my room.

- What? - Yes.

You're the really smart guy.

Oh.

You have won the presence award, every year.

- Yes. - It's me, Tori.

Matt Franklin.

I knew it, I knew you somewhere.

Cold.

So you ... What are you up to?

Well, I went to Duke, and I graduated with full marks.

Ah.

Yes, and then I understood has assigned this stage

to Drexel Burnham, so ...

Well, I came back.

Oh, it's an investment bank.

I know what it is.

Oh, I didn't want ...

No, no, it's fine.

I'm doing the same thing, so ...

- Really? - Yes.

Where do you work?

I'm at Goldman Sachs.

Oh, it's funny, I didn't know they had an office in Los Angeles.

I know, it's weird, uh ...

many people don't.

They are in Japanese acquisitions.

Oh.

So, you're going to Kyle Masterson's party tonight?

Uh, I don't know.

Oh. You should definitely go. It was pretty good last year.

The word is that someone will ride The Ball tonight.

Where are they?

Strange.

Hello?

No. Take it. As soon as...

Just take it. Here we are.

I'll pay it when this jackass returns.

Great. Thank you.

So maybe I'll see you tonight ...

Teri?

Tori.

Right, Tori. Sorry.

Barry Nathan.

Friend, you won't believe it who was alone here. Tori Frederking.

In conclusion, for me.

I think he was flirting with me.

I honestly had that atmosphere.

It is highly unlikely. Can you do better for me, boss?

He said I should definitely go at Kyle Masterson's party tonight.

This is. Finally I have mine inside.

- I see. - Let's go to that party.

I finally found his phone number.

Yes. Is that all you have for me?

Oh yes, right. What do you know on investment banking?

- Anything. - Currencies?

Anything? This is unacceptable.

You have to bend over a little more, chief.

This guy just had another baby!

Oh, you're trying to close a sale.

Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina.

Vagina.

Good luck. We'll pick you up at five.

Well! No, I will!

I'll take it from my damn salary!

Well! No thanks, it's a pleasure!

What a fucking pleasure!

I'm sorry that you had to testify that ...

Steven.

That bastard I won't move, but, um,

from the top of my head, this is what I will do.

I'm going to knock three bills.

Your boss is standing right behind you.

And I'm not buying your bullshit ... Barry.

Or a sedan.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Fuck me.

You know what? I gave up college for you bastards!

Oh shit.

- Start the engine! - My God.

- My God. - Fuck you!

So, um, dad, of someone you will ride The Ball tonight.

Dear, nobody has driven

that thing when i was a child, and nobody will ride it tonight.

How's your father, Barry?

Well, his word has arrived rejected about six months,

so it's nice angry about that.

You know me...

I still don't understand because they let you go

Seven years of my life, Libby.

They stole my youth.

Well, look at it this way, Barry.

At least you went for this.

You have achieved a goal, you rolled up your sleeves

and you applied yourself.

Well, I see

the traditional evening torture is in full swing.

Matthew, we had an agreement.

You said, "Just give me summer to understand things. "

Well, guess what. Summer is over. I want to hear your plan.

Dad, I imagine my plan is continuing to work at Suncoast

until I understand what I really want to make my life.

Because you don't just have an engineer work until you understand?

Honey, we think you have such potential.

I mean, you could be anything.

You could be an astronaut.

Oh. Problem solved. I'll just be an astronaut.

Matteo,

I didn't give a quarter of my savings at MIT

so you could work at the mall.

See you all in the morning. I have to go to work.

Matt!

Are you OK?

I applied to Cambridge for my master's degree.

My goodness! You finally did it.

- I don't want to open it. - Why not?

Because I'm scared, dipshit.

Oh. Do you want me to open it?

No! No, Matt. No! Get it out!

- I think you do it. - Do not do it.

Wendy ... You're going to England.

I do not know. I do not know. I don't even know if I could go.

Why?

I don't know if Kyle would come or not.

We take possession of the condominium on Tuesday.

- Your father put me in charge ... - Well, I mean, look, you'll visit.

He needs to experiment a new language Open it.

I just applied to see if I could enter

OK, Wendy, you know

I hate to give you congratulations, right?

Yes.

I read your stories.

They are fantastic.

I know.

Open it. Open it.

Open it.

Fuck it, open it.

- No! - OK OK ...

No I will not do it. No not now.

No, I just want to have fun tonight.

Matt ... don't say it nobody. To promise.

You can trust me.

I'm a Goldman Sachs man.

Good luck.

OK, here we are.

Nelson Mandela, Purple Rain, windsurfing ...

- Windsurfing? - Windsurfing?

What am I doing?

Whoa ...

I'll never get this girl

Hey Hey Hey ...

I don't want to hear that speech tonight.

ok? How long do I know you?

- From the fifth grade. - From the fifth grade. Quite right.

You're whipping him really well now.

Look at yourself. Six the smartest guy I know.

Your acne is completely clarified.

- Yes. - Hey ...

You had sex now.

- Yes. - Yes.

I'll be with you every step of the way.

You will, Matt. And you will do it well.

You will get the number of this broad.

Hey, great job today, guys, All right? Thanks a lot.

Good job today

Appreciate it. Bien. Mucho.

- Hey, Kyle. Kyle! - Hey.

Turn on these lights. Let's see how it looks.

Hey, look, I am I'm going to school this bitch.

Guys, grab a beer. You're out of time. Hang out. Good job today

Oh! Stellar! This is exactly what am i talking about

Do we have a party here or what?

He plays that fucking music, white boy.

Oh, if I didn't have a cast, I would teach you little whores.

Oh shit. I... I can't show up in this car.

- Why not? - Uh ...

Frederking does not roll in a kumquat.

Whoa. This is my degree bottle from MIT.

Mm-hm.

Come on, I was saving the one for something special.

It's a bit special

that I never drank this much earlier.

Hey listen, you'll get over it.

Hey! I was fired today, okay?

Fired.

I didn't go to "fuck all day and drink all night "college,

like you two twins did.

Tonight, I'm catching up!

Take right at these lights here.

- Why? - Get right!

I'm sorry.

I don't have any part of this.

Yes, Barry, I'm a little confused how we're going to end up with this.

I have a bunch of keys.

I know all the alarm codes.

It is almost perfectly legitimate.

Almost.

Just play the horn if someone shows up.

Received.

Come on.

Listen, Barry, I really don't want to spend tonight in Los Angeles County Jail,

giving some white supremacist a crying blowjob.

It won't happen, Matt.

There is no way to cry.

Look. Mike, the crazy bastard sales manager who fired me

keeps the 56OSL keys in his bastard desk.

Come on come on come on...

I don't know, man.

What? We'll bring it back later. No one will know the difference. ok?

I do not know. What if someone sees us? I think there may be security cameras.

Matt, stop thinking. ok? Tonight, we're doing it.

- Turn off the alarm. - No problem.

Fuck!

They changed the alarm codes, man. Those bastards didn't trust me.

I wonder why?

My God. Holy fuck. Is fantastic!

Ah ...

Pussy! Get back in the game!

Come on!

Oh God!

From top to bottom! From top to bottom!

What the hell is he doing?

Court!

Driving test?

- What the fuck? My goodness! - Court!

- He stole a car! - My goodness.

- We stole a car! - Barry, holy fucking shit.

- Court! - Incredible.

Court!

I've never driven a 56OSL before, Matt.

They never leave me.

Uh, man ... Maybe you should take it back.

No. You need this car tonight, Matt.

You need this car tonight!

- Woo-hoo-hoo! - Court!

My God.

Think of your bastard bastard boss is holding a comb in here?

Holy...

Are you stupid?

What is that finger thing?

I do not know.

It tastes like aspirin.

My tongue is numb

Good heavens, Barry, it was great!

- Fantastic. - My God.

- Eh? - My God!

- Sunlight! - Hammer pants!

Hey. How are you, out-points?

Hey, you two have succeeded fuck each other again?

- What? - What?

Oh shit! Matt! Matt Franklin!

And, uh ... your friend, you are always around with.

What happens? You never do these things, man!

So this is The Ball.

In person, live, via satellite!

You know, it's not "away" anything.

- it's right here. - Yes, you understand the point.

I don't think he knows what "away" means.

- Fuck you. Drop it right now. - Or "satellite".

I hate you.

Wendy, get up here.

- C'mon honey. - Oh ...

Get your hot ass here and give me a kiss

- Watch out. - Is fantastic.

- Hello. - Hello.

Oh sorry.

- ... totally false. - Ok, Matt. Share with everyone.

- Anything. - Go ahead. What?

What were you saying?

This looks like suicide, man.

Come on. You just don't like it

because The Ball represents the balls, that you don't have

Kyle ...

Oh, this is it of those meta-o-phor?

- Opaque ... - Wendy, no, I got this.

Yes. Yes, this is a metaphor.

So The Ball, it's ... balls.

Yes!

Well.

- This is wrong. - This is a metaphor.

I took it completely.

My God! Exclamation point!

Graham Franklin!

Do not go anywhere!

Beautiful shades, asshole!

Well, no sign of The Frederking.

Yes.

Friend, I feel like I'm back in tenth grade.

I'll put them on the ice.

Hey, Franklin!

- Here, Han Solo. - Aah! Fuck!

Carlos? What happened to you?

Sixty-seven times 365.

- You're in a wheelchair. - Answer.

Ventiquattromilaquattrocento and fifty-five. What happens?

I was really lazy. No I'm just joking.

I was hit by a drunk driver immediately after graduation.

But don't cry for me, Argentina.

It's not that bad. I get better parking, tons of pussy.

I mean, I have stronger opinions on the hills now, but whatever.

So what did you do? Build jet packs?

Uh, no, I work with Goldman Sachs.

No, you don't. There is no way to work there.

I do not do. Work in Asian acquisitions.

It is funny, why do you know where I work?

Goldman fucking Amelia. You don't work there.

Do you work at Goldman Sachs?

Bet your legs that I do.

I think I'll let him do it does this shit hold me?

You don't need to walk speculate the currencies.

I said, you don't need to walk speculate currencies!

I'm doing what I want. I'm following my dream. Eat it.

I thought you wanted to play baseball.

Fuck you, Franklin.

Uh ... Look, do you know Tori Frederking?

Yes I know her.

Well, if you see it, could you show her this,

and tell her that I work at Goldman Sachs?

Wow, this is pathetic, man.

It probably won't work, either. We don't have a Los Angeles office.

Everybody knows who has half a sack Farro with a K.

Well, just, you know, don't call me.

Yes, I will think about it. If I'm not fucking.

When I'm fucking, I don't think about much else.

Anyway, I'm coming bummed, talking to you.

What are you doing, anyway? I thought you went to MIT.

I work at Suncoast Video.

Wow.

Congratulations? Mom and Dad must be sensual.

I'm going out of here. Check it. Moonwalk.

Could you move guys? I'm trying to party here.

And it's Kyle's crazy grandmother standing there

and she says ... Listen to this.

"I can't say if you are fucking or drowning,

but neither is letting me sleep!

So embarrassing!

And so the next day, my father steps aside,

and offers to help with the down payment on the condominium.

Yes. So you know,

I guess we screwed ourselves in the market.

- It's ... But it's true. - Literally.

- Hey. - Hello.

Yes. Anyway, so we're moving Tuesday, and ...

But it's great, because the place has a hot tub,

- and has a large kitchen ... - Oh, it's beautiful.

It's all ivory black ...

Hello. I can't handle it now.

I want to make some cola.

What do you mean can't you handle this?

- I want to make coke. - No, what can't you handle?

Don't make coke.

OK, Barry, we're not cocaine people.

To, my father is a policeman.

B, I'm defining my gray area,

of which I am quite sure does not include heavy narcotics.

- Give me the bag. - No.

Give me the bag or you don't have the car keys.

All right, calm down, Scarf.

This is an alarm here ...

Tori Frederking?

Rick Herrington!

- My God! - How are you?

I'm so good! Wow!

You look ... Oh!

Wow, well, well.

- Hey! - Hey! How are you?

- Richard, Rick. - What's up, man?

- It's nice to see you. - It's nice to see you.

How are you?

Well you know, we're just packing.

We are moving together next week, so ...

- Oh, wow. - We have an apartment.

Baby, tell him the story.

We are here on July 4th.

You know, my family always has the big party here,

and ... the house is full with relatives,

so there is no place for us to ...

- I know. - You know.

So let's go down to the pool,

where it's always a little quiet, right?

And we are, you know, get in early,

- water spray, I'm ... - So embarrassing.

Out of nowhere, a floating ring hits me on the head

And I'm kind of half pump. I was like, "What?"

And I look, and it's my fool grandma and she tells me

"I can't say if you are fucking or drowning,

but neither makes us sleep. "

The next day, dad takes us aside

and offers to help with the down payment on the condominium.

Yes, so I think we screwed ourselves in the market.

Oh!

That was good.

Hey, Matt, you remember Tori.

- Whoa! Yup! Strange. - Hello.

How are you? Brand name?

Oh, very funny.

It's Matt ...

it's my name.

So ... high school again, huh?

Freaky crazy.

- How's that? - Such as...?

Wow, this breeze is fantastic.

It's like ... windsurfing time. You know?

I'll tell you, I'd like to be out on my table tonight.

- Do you like windsurfing? - Mm. Hell yes

Oh yes, it's a great moment. You?

No I'm not.

Really?

No.

Yes, no, well, why ... wind?

Fuck.

Um, I probably should go check to be sure

we are not running inside the soda inside.

So see you later.

I'll come with you.

- All right. - Rick, nice to see you.

I'll see you.

- You know, it's fun ... - Hey, have you ever been in Paris?

Uh ... Yes, really.

Yes? There's a...

a delightful bistro all around the corner of the Sorbonne

- called The Entrepôt. - Oh ...

His chèvre chaud is impeccable.

- When were you there? - I'm back three ...

You're doing cocaine.

OK ...

My God.

It looks so easy in the movies.

Let's do it.

You will do it.

ok? Get off a banana boat?

Nostrils ready. We are doing it.

OK.

OK.

Beautiful.

Great. I block myself with a lot of shit.

Blammo.

Court!

Ooh!

Hey! You're hot!

I'm growling at you!

You heard me? I was growling against you like a lion!

A lion in the jungle!

I'm Barry!

Confirmation. Yes, you're hot!

- What? - Hello!

Uh! Red band, shoulder straps, zipper!

You are tall!

But I can still hear you!

Whoa! You'll get hurt someone, friend!

You will take someone has their eyes open!

That boy is my boyfriend.

I hope it gets better he dances, eh?

Wait a minute. Oh shit, is about to do the splitting!

I can see it in his eyes! There he is!

He has no testicles yet!

He has no testicles yet! Come on!

Who has a watermelon?

Yo, yo, yo, yo!

Yo. Go find your appointment, boy!

Oh oh oh, I have my appointment, boy!

I think you I knew her. What!

Yes, how are you? Would you like to dance? Here we go.

Let's see what you have, boy!

Oh yeah.

Look good around you.

Everything changes, but nothing "changes".

Yes, I can hear you, Broder.

Honestly...

Anyway, I understand in this wine thing lately.

Tasting and talking by the way...

We should go down on my father's boat

and do a little sampling.

Oh hey!

Here you are!

Matt? Hello?

You weren't going show me that thing?

- Right, the ... waterfall. - Yup!

You see it on the other side of the patio. I'll show you now.

- I love waterfalls. - Oh great.

OK, I'll be back in a bit.

- How do you like it? - It was great.

- It was really good. - Yes.

- I have goose bumps. - I know.

- I love your sweater. - Thank you.

So...

Those waterfalls I was ... you know.

There are no waterfalls.

I know.

Right.

Have you seen Niagara?

No I did not. You have?

No.

Hey, Tori, uh ...

- You... - Hey! All!

Barry Nathan and Tyler Cummings you're dancing!

Yes!

Cold.

But I am, my ridiculously dressed friend.

I'm in central Tokyo. I am the samurai dance teacher,

and I will dance yours demi-plie-ass in the ground!

Yo, DJ! Hit it!

- Yes!

Wow. He is fantastic.

Court!

Whoa! Yes! Woo-hoo!

Is that all you have?

Careful!

Court! Yes!

Yes!

Boo!

Hey, have you had enough? Have you had enough?

Oh...

Fucked A, Barry.

I got you, bitch!

Barry ... Come on!

Stop, stop, stop! Broder, come on.

- OK. Very well. - To relax. All right?

I can take fists. See you, boy!

Let's go guys. Come on, you guys, we're adults!

Okay, okay, okay, okay! It's over.

Don't do it again, white boy. Here.

Damn it, Barry.

Are you OK?

Oh my God, he's choking! Someone helps her!

I got it! I got you!

To breathe! To breathe!

- Come down to her, weird! - Back!

You are about to pass! Come on, breathe!

What are you doing?

I'm giving you the Heimlich.

I wasn't choking! She was!

Is fine?

I'm such an idiot, I'm sorry.

I suck at this! I am ... I am ...

I don't ... What am I doing? I'm sorry. You are fantastic.

I'm trying so hard

and I ... is ... Here's the thing.

You were my high school crush, by the way,

and I just attacked you physically in front of a group of people.

I just hit the bottom, so ...

- Don't worry about me. - Really?

Oh yeah. I don't see how it could be worse.

No. Done. I could ask you to dance

and throw my drink in my face

and turn around in the fucking wall.

I will do it.

I'm sorry. I was...

Oh, I love this song.

I love this song.

Do you want... Would you like to dance?

- Sure. - Are you insured?

I will dance with you if you promise not to spin.

Right. I promise. I'll go slowly.

I was wondering if I could take your phone ...

What?

I was wondering if I could ...

I could, uh ... could ...

I could always say that in high school, um,

that you were going to land on your feet

Ladies and gentlemen, if I can get your attention, please.

OK. Really? All right. Um ...

First of all, I mean thank you all

to relax with me at my last Labor Day party!

Yeah. You know, a lot of things they have changed, it seems,

since we graduated. Trevor, talk to you.

What happens with that fucking earring, man?

We are changing and we are moving forward.

We are going separately.

And ... some of us are going our ways separated together.

You all know Wendy. Wendy Franklin, here.

- Honey, get in here. - What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Um ...

I think it is one hell of a girl ...

because she turned a lump of coal like me in a diamond.

Aw ...

From all the pressure she put me under. Oh!

Oh wait, there is something in my pocket.

My God.

My God.

Wendy, do you want to do me a lot?

Oh...

- No! - Hell, yes!

Yup! Yes I will.

Oh man, come on!

Shit!

- Hey. - Hey ... Hey.

Look, I know everyone I tease you,

but ... I just wanted to say

I really love what you did out there tonight.

Who's making fun of me?

Don't worry about it

Your dance was beautiful. It was, like ... anti-dancing.

It's like a big "fuck" to all of them conformist assholes.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

You didn't give a fuck about any of their shit.

You know?

Did you want to stay naked?

Wow. That was fast.

Me too, and I remain naked all the time.

Yes.

Come and see me later.

Hey.

Could I talk to you for a second?

I don't want to say this, but i really feel ...

- Then don't do it. Do not do it. - Not many of him.

- Oh, Christ. - You two...

it's like, you don't like it. I don't think he can make you happy.

Well, I'm already happy, then you're wrong, so leave me alone.

Then why don't you open up that envelope from Cambridge?

Because I hate rejection, Matt.

No, come on, you know you came in.

And you know he doesn't want you to go. He's already holding you back.

Kyle would support every decision I make I wanted to do as long as I was happy.

OK, so why not you tell him you applied?

I mean, it will be your husband, right?

You shouldn't be honest with him everything?

You're giving me lessons honesty, Mr. Goldman Sachs?

The only reason you are saying everything this stuff is because you're jealous.

You're jealous that I have a life and you are not.

You will not have a life.

You will play a minor role in Kyle's life.

That's why you said yes, right? So will it all be wrapped in a little bow?

Wendy, marriage is a great life decision.

Great life decisions? At least I'm doing a little, asshole!

You are so scared you can't choose anything!

Not a girl, not a job, nothing!

And you're just sitting here your little fantasy bubble,

dreaming of Tori Frederking, when you know it's intractable!

It's not true.

You can't take it and you know it.

So there really is no risk, is there?

They're all bullshit, Matt, and you know it.

I was wrong.

You're doing great in an apron.

Ta-da! So you know how Have I always been fashionable?

- Yup. - Well, I'm moving to New York.

Does it not come to your mind?

- Totally. - Yes.

Let's go further the hill at Drexel's party.

Because we're still around with a lot of nonsense?

Some of us weren't offered full-time positions.

I have some seriousness networking to do.

This is so totally not me. OK ...

I absolutely think we could work out something

Just for tonight.

- Shelly? - Yes?

I have to go.

I totally don't know what am i talking about

Is that your car?

What? Oh...

Wow, it's so cherry.

Earn already enough for a car like this?

Well you know ...

No one stopped me when I chased him away.

Matt! Matt! OW!

Matt! Matt!

This is Barry ...

Oh.

The dancer.

So you're going at that party in Beverly Hills?

Uh, yes, or ...

We were thinking about it.

- You? - Yes.

Where's that party again?

You know what? I know the way,

so I should just ... ride with you.

- What? - Oh my god, bitch.

"Oh, my God, bitch."

Look, you have to ride With his friends.

Really? OK.

Are you smoking now?

When it rains, it pours.

Am I right, brother?

Come on. Pierce it.

- Punch. - What are you...?

And squeeze really tight.

And then the finger comes. Bam!

- And then go like this ... - Come down to me.

Hey Hey Hey. I presume I'm riding with you guys.

Uh ... I don't know.

I have cocaine on me.

I can drive in the back with you, Barry?

Yes. Sweet night.

Well, it will be fun.

They will all be bankers at this party, so we will know a lot of people.

Oh great.

It's a great night for this, eh?

Yes.

So this party is to my boss, Pete Bering's home.

Unfortunately, it's a bit of a desk.

I swear to God, the only reason I got it offered a full-time position to Drexel

it's because he wants to see my boobs.

- Really? - Mm-hm.

And your friends' tits?

Well, you've already seen them.

- Really? Wow. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

See, that's the problem.

Boob's energy recedes, once revealed.

He has not, and will not see mine, so ... I keep the power boob.

Eye contact, Matt.

You know, we always know when you guys look.

Not always.

No, we do it. It's true.

Go ahead. Give it a shot. I'll look away.

OK.

- Now. - Wow ... Whoa.

That was ... That was good.

Pretty good?

- Now. - Wow.

This is crazy. I do not know. Maybe ... I think ...

Maybe like you just to be lucky.

Oh really? Try it again, great shot.

OK.

- Now. - Wow, this is a gift.

It's incredible.

Better than seven?

Hey.

Goodness, did you see that car?

Hey!

- I'm there. - How are you guys?

Will make the title rally.

But I'm worried about them support these margins.

The rumors about this Russian oil field ...

it will happen because it has momentum.

But you can't give it momentum on a budget.

I mean, their numbers they are embarrassing

This is irrelevant. We float a little trash and then they can buy

a company with a budget it's not an absolute shit.

Walter, you're not drinking. I warned you of this.

I'm sorry. Hi, Tori.

- Hey, Mr. Bering. - Hey, it's Pete. Please.

I really hoped you would come. Walk with me.

I'm sorry.

- I think Beth is here. - I didn't notice.

Listen, Tori, I was hoping to have your opinion

on reality of that nonsense of the Baltic.

Would you mind coming upstairs,

take a look at that report, decode it for me?

It's Pete, isn't it?

Pete Bering.

Matt Franklin.

- It's good to see you again. - I'm sorry, did we meet?

We met?

- Oh ... - Matt's at Goldman Sachs.

Guilty as accused.

So, Matt ... Who you are work under there?

Oh, well, I'm not free to say.

Why not?

Well, we are proud of ourselves as a very discreet company,

so our policy is don't discuss business.

Really? Matt doesn't look like it a man from Goldman Sachs for me, Tori.

Most of those fanatics I can't shut up at work

No, seriously, Matt. Tell me.

Tell me the department, let me do the math

I know a lot of people there.

- Which department? - Yes, Matt.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Do you guys know the yen? I mean...

Say yen, uh ...

transferred from ... Mr. Nariata's bank ...

in Tokyo, a Monday, and lands in Rome.

So what is .467 times 32?

149.5 ... Lire. Right?

Wham. Mr. Roma takes it, flips over up to Mr. Queen Elizabeth.

So what is 149.5 divided by 22.3?

Six British pounds and 78 pence, right?

Wham, take it, turn it upside down to Mr. USA Today before opening the bell,

so what is 6.78 divided by 1.68? There are 3.99 large, bad greenbacks,

and guess who Mr. Yankee is Doodle Dandy connects it to

beyond the international date line? Mr. Nariata.

How much is the yen worth now? 1.01 2, 1.2 percent more in one day.

1.2 percent times 365 days? I'll do the math, but ...

it's a lot of fucking puffers.

So that's what I do, Pete.

Currencies, Franklin?

- Yes, Carlos. - You two in the same division?

Franklin? Matt?

Um ...

I'm just fucking with you. Yes, Matt is a star, man.

It's like having Rain Man on the floor.

Except you can touch it and shit.

In fact, it has just been promoted.

Quite right. I didn't mean anything.

The boy above me was fired.

Some girl asked him for a raise, and asked for a hand job.

Oh.

I think it's him who got the raise, eh?

He looks like my kind of guy.

You took it for about eight mils.

Oh.

The Supreme Court takes sexual harassment very, very seriously these days.

Is it now, eh?

Yes. Yes, it's time.

About time. About time.

Good, great meeting, Matt.

I have to go around.

Guys, have fun.

Good heavens, it was great.

My God. My God.

Be calm. Sexy redhead.

Trish Anderson.

Barry Nathan. Barry Nathan.

It's snowing?

I think it's like ... I think it's like 65 degrees outside.

No, I mean, are you holding?

Oh, I ... Yes Yes Yes. Yes.

Want to have some fun?

Yes.

Come with me.

Really? My God.

My God!

Oops, I did yours.

And how a tractor beam in there.

Jesus Christ, man! Hello.

Actually, he's my friend, Frances. Okay, though, isn't it?

OK Allright, come here, man.

Do you want someone, Future Man?

Come a little closer, Barry Nathan.

Beverly Hills.

Hey, Frances ... Do me a favor.

Get yours to go, OK, man?

Just go and Get out of here.

He doesn't want any of this.

- Not him? - Uh-uh.

What the hell does Frances want?

He wants to look.

I do not...

It won't bother us. Just let him watch.

OK ... who is this person of Frances?

It is non-negotiable.

I'm going to try this.

Good.

What do you think about it Has this house cost them?

Uh ... Drug habit, children in therapy.

But hey, look at the view.

But you like it, don't you?

Yes. Yes, absolutely.

Drexel is fantastic. It's a real opportunity for me.

I'll get stock options, great benefits.

You know, it's really wonderful ...

What?

I hate it.

I hate my job.

Wow, I ... I never did it said first loudly.

But I do it, I hate it. I...

I want it. I hate all this.

- Really? - I hate it.

- Gotcha. - Crazy, right?

But I keep thinking, "Do I really want to do it?

This is what I want do with my life? "

IS?

I do not know. This is the thing.

I'm so confused and really ... Really, I do not know.

God, I'm sorry. This must seems ridiculous to you.

You are obviously very smart in your work.

No, no, no, Tori ... Whoa. Are you kidding me?

I have this thing that I know I'm good,

that everyone in my life ...

you know, waiting for me turn into a career.

But I can't stand it.

I know. I feel exactly the same way every day

Yes, and then there is don't go back, right?

It will be, like, family and mortgage ...

- I know. Yup! - And there's no way to stop.

It's a trap.

God, it sounds so messed up.

Have you ever played penis game?

Uh ...

I am not willing to reveal that information, thanks.

No, it's ... it's a real game.

I say the word penis, as if it were really quiet,

and then you say it just a little stronger,

so I say a little a little stronger than that,

and the first to stop saying that he loses.

You are ready? It's easy.

Penis.

- I do not know. - Tori, believe me.

There is nothing more fun than a job you don't give a fuck about losing.

- Penis. - Penis.

Penis.

- Penis. - Penis!

- Penis! - Penis!

- Penis! - Penis!

Let's call it a draw.

Christ, Christ, you are out of control, ma'am.

Yes, fuck you too.

What? I'm sorry.

Don't apologize to me. What are you, my child?

Fuck you, then.

- Yes, it's better. - Yes everything OK.

I'll swallow you all, son.

If you do not mind, would be great.

I mean, um ...

He sucks my cock ... bitch.

Yes!

- That's all! That's good. - OK.

I'll beat you, Barry Nathan!

Wait a minute...

Yes.

Okay, wait, I just want ...

Hey! What the hell is he doing?

Oh, he's having a better angle.

OK, can't get close to me.

- How to close? - I don't want you to touch me at all.

- Let me out of here. - What do not you like?

Shit no!

OW!

- Yes! - Crazy whore!

Yes we go. Launch yourself against me, Barry!

Take the ... I'll kill you!

- I will kill you! - Fantastic!

Jesus!

You people! Freakin 'sick!

I didn't go to college, okay?

You people have cut the limit here today! This is entrapment!

No thanks!

God, it's like, "Who lives in this neighborhood, "right?

Yes I know.

Actually ... wait a second.

How you feel about it a little yard-hopping?

Uh ... I don't ...

Come on, let's get out of here.

- My God! - Shh ...

I don't think anyone is home.

Really?

Welcome to your new home.

How do you like it?

No one else I work with is this is very funny.

I can't believe you're a banker.

Yeah. Me neither.

- Oh shit. - What?

- Oh yeah. - Uh, no ...

- Yes Yes Yes... - No, not ...

- Oh, we're doing it. - I'm not getting on that thing.

Oh yeah!

Smooth. It was really simple!

- Come on! - No I'm not!

- I know what you want. - I'll watch...

- Come on. - ... safe from down here, thanks.

Tori, we're not thinking tonight, They were doing.

Come on. Whoa!

Yes this is I'm coming back to me.

Do you remember when we played the truth or courage

at Lisa Mandriko's house?

I think you and I dared in seven minutes in paradise?

Hmm ... No, it doesn't ring a bell.

But, you know, maybe if we played again ...

You want to play...

- ...truth or Dare? - Truth or Dare?

OK. Wow.

Uh ... Yes, the truth.

If you were your high school crush, how come you never asked me out?

Uh ... You know, I've never had mine inside.

Your "in"?

Yes, you know, the right time.

You know, the perfect one confluence of events, where ...

No.

No, I said to myself this from high school.

And it's bullshit.

I have had many opportunities to ask you to leave.

I was afraid.

Truth.

If I asked you at school,

would you have said yes?

Hm ... It's not fair.

If I had known then, what i know now ...

Tori ... let's go.

No. Probably he wouldn't say yes.

Why do you look so relieved?

Because I am.

My biggest regret is not having the balls to ask you to go out in high school.

And now I know it wouldn't have made the difference.

Beyond that, if you had, and you had refused, I would have despised you

and I wouldn't be sitting here with you now,

Have me ...

have the best night of my whole life

Give.

Come here,

and carry your lips as close as possible to mine

without touching.

Truth.

Are you kidding me now?

Give.

Come and find out

Come on...

Well?

No, it's not good. A little closer.

That's all.

What is that sound?

I think it's my head, which beats like ...

really fast.

Have the courage to make it go faster.

I challenge you twice.

Oh ... Hey, yes, look ...

No, you know what? No pressure, okay?

Tonight, no thought. I'm just doing it.

Now.

What's going on, Wenders?

We could just sit down for a second? I just want to talk.

Well, this is a big step.

But I think it's the right thing.

Hell yes.

Not exactly a missile surgeon to understand it.

Kyle, I have to tell you something.

Please tell me you have lost your period.

No, no ...

I applied to the graduate school.

Oh.

Wow, graduate school.

Wow. Where is it?

- Cambridge? - Is it in the valley?

England.

Do you want to go to England?

Well, I mean, I don't ... I don't know.

I just thought we could talk about it.

- Not even ... - And the condominium?

Well, we could always let's rent it if we were to.

I do not know. I have six franchises opening in Encino only next year.

I know.

Honey, my father will being fucking pissed off

Oh, damn it.

I thought it was it will be a special night

- IS. No, it is. - I guess I was wrong.

No, you're kind of questions the whole thing. True?

What, you just want to call all out? Is that so?

I don't even know if I came in, Kyle.

Oh.

I was too scared to open it, so why don't you do it for me?

Sure. Of course, Wenders.

"Dear Miss Franklin,"

Thanks for your interest at the University of Cambridge.

"Sorry for inf ..."

Oh sorry.

"We regret to inform you that you have not been accepted

in our degree program. "

Damn.

Hey, wait, come on.

No, don't let an imaginative pants school in England it ruins our night.

Honey, you can still do your written thing,

and now you can do it right here beside me.

ok?

What can I do to do you feel better? Eh?

What about the sex of the bathroom?

He will do it?

How many times You did it?

Uh ... You know, like three ...

and once.

Oh God.

See, this is what you really are you like it, Matt.

You are honest

Tori, there's something that I have to tell you

You have a girlfriend, don't you?

No it's ...

it's a little the opposite.

- You have a boyfriend? - No. No.

Remember when I met you this morning in that video store?

Actually, I don't work at Goldman Sachs.

I work in that video store.

What?

Seriously, I work at Suncoast Video.

Shut up!

No seriously, I work at Suncoast Video.

You lied to me?

No, I mean, I know it was stupid.

- But I did it just because I thought ... - My God.

If you knew my life it was a dead end ...

I wouldn't want to sleep with you.

- No. - My God.

I'm so stupid.

Actually I thought that maybe you wanted to meet me

- I want it! - You know what?

Congratulations, Matt. You have slept with your high school crush.

- Mission accomplished. - No, Tori ...

Bulls ...

Fuck.

Hey. Where the hell have you been, friend?

You won't believe what hell just happened ...

Barry, I have to get out of here.

Great ditto about it. These people have lost their way.

Come on come on come on.

Oh, shit, they're shooting at us.

♪ I had sex with a crazy whore ... ♪

- Barry ... - ♪ ... and a German boy ♪♪

- Barry. - Yes?

I slept with Tori Frederking.

You are making a fool of me?

Los Angeles!

Matt Franklin had sex with Tori Frederking tonight!

Court! What a night!

And I told her I worked at Suncoast.

And then you told her what?

I told her I worked at Suncoast.

Why are you like this?

It wasn't fair, man. I had to be honest with her.

What, are you stupid?

How the fuck, man?

Jesus, because you can't give yourself a night of fun?

Only one night?

Put some taste on your hot dog!

God...

Here. I want you to do this.

- No. No, Barry. - This is a little here.

- Matteo... - I don't do drugs.

- You do not do any thing! - I just had sex with Tori Frederking!

Yes, well, I guess so I will not line you up for you now!

IS? You fucked him.

Sony, friend.

All right, take the steering wheel.

Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

All right. All right.

Yes.

- Here I am. - You got it right?

- Barry? - Yes?

My goodness!

My goodness! Oh shit!

Fuck!

We just lost a little.

Let's start wallowing and joke,

and the next thing you know, this floating ring

hits me on the head

And I look up, and ...

it's his grandmother.

Yes. My crazy grandmother.

And you tell me,

"I can't say if you are fucking or drowning,

but neither is letting me sleep!

Yes...

It could be worse.

No, he couldn't, Barry.

It couldn't be worse.

Hands up!

I was wrong. Now it couldn't be worse.

Matteo?

Wow. Wrong again.

My God. My God.

Cancel that backup request. Over.

Ten Four.

Are you OK?

Yes.

Yes, dad.

What's on your face, Barry?

Cocaine.

Dad, we're fine. Look, thank God you were on duty tonight.

Yes. Why don't you get out of the car?

Take it easy! All right!

- Get off the ground. - What?

Get down on the damn ground!

My God! Oh God!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Why did you steal a car?

- Why did you steal it? - It had nothing to do with this!

It was all me! He was there, yes,

but then he pulled back at the end and ran back to the car!

You did not do anything?

I drove a stolen car. That's all.

I stole the car!

And then cocaine was in the car!

Didn't you buy the coke?

No! No! No!

- And you didn't have any? - No, I swear to God, Dad.

I swear to God.

Please, Mr. Franklin! Don't send me to jail, please!

Yes, this machine is in rather rough shape.

What is the price of the adhesive on this, Barry?

And fifty thousand.

Fifty-eight thousand with the full Corinthian leather package.

Yes, after serving your prison,

I guess you'll be on probation,

work out for at least from one to two years.

Dad, the car isn't damaged.

My goodness!

Maybe three or four years.

What are you...? Jesus Christ, dad!

Maybe five.

Depending on what Type of job you get.

Certainly, with your education,

you should be able to earn a decent salary.

I swear to God, I'll take it an engineering job, dad!

But you do not want an engineering job, Matthew.

I'll do anything you want me to do.

But what do you want?

I do not know.

Oh, no, dad! Oh, no, I'm sorry!

I'm ... I'm just messed up, OK? I don't know what I want to do!

And I'm sorry I'm a fucking failure!

You really haven't failed, son,

because you didn't really tried to make it.

So don't credit yourself as a bankruptcy.

You're worse than that.

I can't understand it, Dad.

Don't cry like that in prison, son.

I do not want to go ...

You guys will pass at least,

at least, seven days in the Los Angeles County jail before they insult you.

You will be there with child molesters.

Please don't do this.

But do not worry.

We will make sure the guards know you're a cop guy

Bill, I can't go on like this! Look at Matt's face!

He is about to testify a big goose egg in the car!

OK, guys, this is yours and only mulligan.

What?

You are free to go.

Oh my God, thanks!

Thank you! Thank you!

So you guys don't have to light us?

Shut your cock.

Relax, Matt.

We are the LAPD.

But don't do it again, Barry.

I mean. No more coke.

Oh, are you kidding me?

I promise. Never. Never. You are crazy?

This was the craziest night.

Clear that coke from your face.

I can not.

Could someone ... Mr. Johnson?

Thank you, Mr. Franklin.

Matt, hit something.

Don't think about it too much. Take the shot.

I don't even know where to aim.

Everywhere. Everywhere. Take only wild shots.

Hell, it's something just to hear the gun explode.

Thanks Dad.

It's really scary.

My brain feels like snot.

I think he could have left his car at Kyle's.

Matt, let's go!

Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!

Someone who thinks Broder

will actually ride The Ball, place your bets with Bryce.

Someone who thinks so he will not,

because it's a total pussy, place your bets with Benji.

And it will be ... the choice!

Yes!

Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!

Court!

We will manage the world.

How do you know it that she is still here?

Asshole!

She's here.

Broder will ride The Ball!

Do I take a helmet?

Yes, it's over there. Right next to the pads.

Fuck it, slam it!

Yes!

Oh, fuck. I have the feeling of being fucked.

Hey.

Hey.

Stop. Matt, please ...

Do not be angry

Wow, Shelly. This really hurts.

You must get ...

No! I'm not riding, man! I'm not riding!

I was fired today.

So fucking sit down!

I think I'll ride The Ball.

Tori!

I'm not interested more than your bullshit!

Look, listen, listen.

I only lied about one detail about me, and this is my job.

Everything else was real. Tonight it was real.

And it was ... it was great!

You would never have talked to me for more than two minutes, admit it,

if you knew I worked to Suncoast Video.

You lied to me all night so i'd like to have sex with you.

So you just had sex with me why did you think I was a banker?

No, I went to a party with you

because I thought you were a banker.

But I had sex with you because I thought you were small ...

and fun ... and honest.

I thought you were different from everyone else.

But you are not.

You are just like all these other scared kids.

Okay, hey! Who will it be, eh?

Who is improving at the plate tonight?

Who wants a title hit?

Come on!

- Who wants a chance ...? - I will do it!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a competitor!

The Mattinator! Franklin!

What are you doing?

I do not know.

Franklin! Franklin! Franklin!

Clear the road. Clear the road.

Franklin! Franklin! Franklin!

No, Matt! Matt, please don't do it, okay?

You don't have to prove nothing to these people!

Anyone who thinks it's Matt I will not do that,

place your bets with Benji.

- And any ... anything else? - Do not do it. Matt, Matt ...

Listen to me! You don't want to do it, man!

Let me do it for you, okay? You have a good life ahead of you!

I got nothing! Matt, don't do it!

Damn!

Ladies and gentlemen, a ride of applause for Mr. Goldman Sachs!

Kyle ...

Close your cock and drive.

Deal.

Matt, don't do it.

Why are you doing this?

Please don't do this, Matt! My God.

I'm Matt Franklin!

I work at Suncoast Video at the mall ...

and i still live with my parents!

You are disgusting!

I don't know what I'm doing here.

I'm scared! And you know what?

I was so afraid of my life that I missed my life!

But I'm like you all! We are all scared!

I mean come on, admit it!

We are all trying to be something that we are not!

But tonight, everything changes.

Tonight, I'm not afraid.

Tonight, I had something to tell all those bullshit!

Fuck.

Kyle, Kyle, I'm begging you. Please don't let him do it!

No, darling, actually it's really safe.

Relax. See, it's going roll down this hill, right?

See the curve? Actually it goes uphill, right?

You know how gravity works, right?

It will stop '. He will be kind.

And ... it will be a choice.

Look look! I'm telling you.

That is my brother and I love him, and I don't want you to do it!

Oh, did I say it would be a choice? I did it. So beautiful!

Yes, let's make some noise for Matt Franklin!

Yeah baby! Yes!

Yes!

On three!

Three!

Oh shit! Oh shit!

- Yes! - Shit!

- Breath deeply! Keep breathing! - Yes!

Oh shit!

Christ! Oh! Oh shit!

Matt!

My God!

Oh shit! Holy Christ! Holy Christ!

Oh shit!

Fuck!

My God!

Fuck me! Fuck me! Aah!

Oh shit! Help!

Fuck!

Give me your truck!

Honey, The Ball was he shouldn't do it.

Give me your fucking keys!

- Relax, okay? - Now!

Don't touch me, fuck!

- I didn't know the road was ... - Hey Hey Hey. I'll drive.

Matt!

Matt!

No, no, no ...

- Are you OK? - Are you OK?

My goodness!

What happens!

- I drove the fucking ball! - You drove the ball!

Woo-hoo!

You'll see, we'll be back there,

all the girls will be sitting with open legs,

clapping their hands with their thighs.

Oh hello. Thanks God.

Matt!

Take it.

Matt! Do not you ever do it again! Can you hear me?

It's not a problem.

Could I have your phone number?

I just want to take you out to dinner.

Or, like, a movie.

Go with you.

Matt, you were a loser in high school.

Now you're just a loser who led The Ball ...

and he fucked me

You are happy?

No.

I'm so sorry I lied to you.

I'm so sorry, Tori.

I'll leave you alone now.

I promise.

Matt!

818-404-7327.

And this was pretty impressive.

It's Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey!

My friend, Matt Franklin!

Yes!

So everything worked!

You were happy when you read that letter tonight.

- No, I wasn't happy. - Yes. Yes you were!

- I'm telling you I wasn't happy. - I saw it. I just want you to admit it!

What? Admit what?

That I don't want my baby leave the nest?

Is that why you're mad at me?

I'm canceling the engines, Kyle.

What? No. What does it mean?

You know what it means.

Honey, you said yes tonight.

Yes I know.

Oh, shit, Wenders ...

Don't do this to me.

I beg you, don't ... don't do it.

I beg you, please don't do this to me

I'm doing.

Oh...!

You have just... through my head

You know what? I don't know what the hell

I'll do with myself now.

Hell, I don't know what the hell am I going to do with myself

while I'm thinking what the hell to do with myself

I heard that's what college is for.

There is a lot of this.

No, not now.

And there's a lot of that too.

You're starting make a lot of sense

We should probably say goodbye before ruining everything.

OK.

OK.

It was bold.

This was the scariest thing I did all night.

- Who wants breakfast? - Ooh ...

- Yes. - Yes Yes Yes.

Hey!