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- Shh. Glenn, the baby
just went to sleep.
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- Oh, yeah. Every day's
an adventure, huh?
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Hey, did you know that newborn
girls can have a mini
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That was a surprise.
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- Glenn, this really is
not a good time.
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I just got back from
the hospital three hours ago;
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I'm exhausted.
- Yeah, uh, yeah, sure. Okay.
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Uh, well, we'll just
catch up at work.
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- Okay, I'll see you
in six weeks.
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- Yeah, sure. Or...
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today.
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- So, apparently, a person
doesn't qualify for leave
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if they work here under a year.
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- I know.
I've been there 15 years.
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- Yes, but when you were
suspended for... you know...
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Um, your clock was
started over.
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kidding me?
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- Look, I'm sorry.
I tried to fight it.
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But if you don't come in,
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they are not gonna let me
keep your job open.
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- Okay.
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Well, then...
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I guess I'll see you soon.
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- Thanks. And...
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try to hurry, 'cause
technically
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your shift started an hour ago.
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You were supposed to bring in
doughnuts.
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A lot of people
were really angry.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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♪
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- I can't believe you have to
be here
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two days after
having a baby.
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It's indicative of the disdain
this culture has
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for working mothers.
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- Look, I don't even have
the energy to be mad.
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I'm just exhausted and sore
and hormonal,
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and I'm wearing pajamas,
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and I'm just a mess.
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- No, you're not a mess.
You're
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Honestly, you're--
you're really beautiful.
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You look beautiful right now.
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You've got like a--
like a post-pregnancy glow.
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- Aww, that's so sweet.
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Do you wanna make out?
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- No.
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Rain check, though.
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- Sandra! Christ.
It took you long enough.
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I've been dialing for an hour.
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- Are you still
in the hospital?
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- Yeah, sucks.
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I'm hooked up to a catheter.
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After a C-section, they don't
let you pee on your own.
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But number twos?
I'm in the driver's seat.
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Anyway, ugh, I'm bored.
What's going on?
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- Remember the shopping cart
that's missing a wheel?
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Well, bad news,
it is now missing--
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- Hey, shh, shh, shut up.
Shut up, shut up.
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I think that guy behind you
is shoplifting.
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- Yeah.
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You're gonna need to get
a better look.
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Follow him.
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- Okay.
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- Oh, I didn't realize
that you--
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- Yeah.
- Right.
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Here we go.
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Oh, I think I lost him.
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- Oh, yeah. She just has a lot
of questions about "Westworld."
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- Everybody's a robot.
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- Excuse me, I'm looking for...
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Glenn Sturgis.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I have an interview
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for seasonal work.
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My name's Kimmer with a K.
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- Ah. Is, uh--
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did you lose your shoes, or...
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- I don't believe in shoes.
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both: Oh.
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- Shoes aren't something
you believe in.
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They exist.
That's a fact.
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- Uh, straight back,
left at grocery.
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- Namaste.
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Left... okay, wait,
left where...
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- You want to bet
he hires her?
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- She's not wearing shoes.
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Of course he's
gonna hire her.
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- That's such a good idea
to just watch him from work.
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You're gonna save so much
on babysitters.
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No.
Adam's there.
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I'm not just gonna leave
Parker at home alone all day.
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He's not a hamster.
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- Parker.
You named your baby Parker?
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- Yeah-huh.
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- Huh. Like officially.
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- I take it
you're not fans?
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- No.
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I love it.
- Yeah.
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- It's so cute.
- It's so distinct.
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I bet you there's
a story there.
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Yeah. There's a story there.
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Like, some relative who died
right before he was born?
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- Nope, I went to
a baby-naming website
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and saw the name Parker.
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- Even better story.
- Mm, okay, yeah.
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That makes sense then.
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- Parker.
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[Warrant's "Cherry Pie"
playing]
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- ♪ Sweet cherry pie
oh yeah ♪
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- Do not bring a pretzel salad
to Thanksgiving dinner.
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Please, Elias.
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- Hey, Glenn.
Uh, so, uh...
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real quick, you hired
that woman Kimmer?
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- Oh, yeah, she's great.
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I know she's still learning,
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but she is gonna be
Employee of the Month
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in no time.
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- Just out of curiosity,
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do you plan on hiring
anybody else?
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- Uh, well, there's one more
position to fill,
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and I'm doing interviews
all day.
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- Oh. Well, you know,
'cause we were thinking
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that if you were too busy
with the baby
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and stuff you had to do
in the store,
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maybe we could
do the interviews.
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- Well, no, I mean,
we wouldn't actually be alone.
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'Cause you would be there
in the...
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- You taught us.
- The wisdom that you impart.
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You know, it's like
footprints in the sand.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- I was carrying you
the whole time.
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- That's what I'm
talking about.
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- Just like Jesus.
- There you go.
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- Okay, yes. You can do it.
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- Awesome.
- You won't be disappointed.
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- Great.
- I can't believe how
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you guys have grown up.
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- Aww.
- My boys.
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- Oh, okay.
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- My big boys.
- Little weird.
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- I'm gonna call you
my big boys from now on.
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- Oh, don't do that.
- I love my big, big boys.
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- Okay, there it is.
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Ugh.
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.
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- Look, we don't have
to impress them.
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You don't have to
wear a tie.
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- I never get a chance
to wear a tie,
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so I'm gonna go for it
when I get it.
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- Yikes.
- Hey, Ames.
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Y
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- Yeah, I'm not trying
to flatter you or anything,
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but you look like
the homeless lady
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who sleeps next to
the loading dock.
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- I've never been so tired.
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I was doing go-backs,
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and I couldn't remember
where the Toy aisle was.
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And then I found it,
and I unloaded my cart
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but then realized that firewood
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doesn't belong
in the Toy aisle.
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And then I think I took
someone else's cart,
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because I don't think
we think we sell this bag
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with a wallet and keys
and someone's mail in it.
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- Amy, you're, uh...
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you...
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kidding me?
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- She's lactating.
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- Yeah, I know
how breasts work.
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- Ugh. Parker.
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She's just setting
that kid up for failure.
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- Totally.
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Sophomore year, there was
a girl in my class
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named Wanda that was getting
cyber-bullied.
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The guidance counselor
was just like, "Uh, yeah,
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your name's Wanda."
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But she's the mom.
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- So, if you saw a woman
beating her child,
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would you say, "She's the mom"
and walk away?
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Or would you do something
about it?
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- I mean, I would probably
do nothing,
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but I would want
to do something.
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- There is an innocent child
whose name is Parker.
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Are you just gonna
walk away?
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- Not this time.
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- Wow, Penny, you have
a lot of references.
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- 50. I basically ask
anyone I meet.
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Hey, can I have
a reference?
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I'm just kidding.
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The thing you have
to understand about me is,
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I have a great
sense of humor.
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- Seems it.
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- You do have a lot
of retail experience.
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- Oh, no. Everything
on that resume is a lie.
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I'm kidding.
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You two should've
seen your faces.
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- You don't really have
an off switch, do you, Penny?
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- I don't!
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But I did work at a PDQ Mart
for two years
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I'm not afraid of hard work.
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Kind of a work horse.
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- We'll let you know.
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- Oh, could you actually
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let me know today?
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I have another job offer.
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"An offer I can't refuse."
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I also do impressions.
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- We're gonna pass.
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- Yeah, big-time pass.
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- Just a medium-sized pass.
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- Hey Glenn,
can I pump in here?
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The bathroom is disgusting.
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- Oh, you wanna pump your--
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you want to pump them in here?
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- Yeah, if that's okay.
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- Yeah, of course it's okay.
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Why wouldn't it be okay?
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I'm not a monster.
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- Great.
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- I'll, uh, just get out
of here
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and make room for you.
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And you can take off your
shirt and your bra
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and get down to it.
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- That's how it works, yup.
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- Oh, I'll just
clear some room for you.
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- No, that's not necessary.
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I'm just gonna sit and--
- No, no, it's--
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it's my pleasure.
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- Okay.
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It's just kind of
a pressing situation.
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- Yeah, no, I got it.
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- It's full, and--
- I get it, I get it.
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Just...
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- Okay, here I go.
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Okay.
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Oh, wait, hey!
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Why don't you use
the lactation room?
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This is a utility closet.
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- No, no. It's more
of a multipurpose room.
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I mean, come on, you put some
flowers in here
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and some candles,
and it'll be great.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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- Heather,
your grandmother's cameo
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is not a part of our
dress code.
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Elias, get your fingers
out of your mouth
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and wash your hands.
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Soap and water,
not just a rinse!
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Oh, man, I don't think
this is working.
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- Yeah, I'm glad you said that.
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I haven't been able to pee
or take lunch--
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- Here's what we're
gonna do.
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I need you to get 12
machine-grade rebars
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and some barrel bolts.
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Now, Henry has a welding torch
in his locker.
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He'll deny that it's there,
but it's there.
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- Okay.
- Get the 8-inch rebars,
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not the 12-inch.
Do you understand me?
257
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:58,119
- I understand.
- I don't think you do.
258
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,296
- So which chair
should I sit in?
259
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,689
- Oh, whichever.
260
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:08,608
♪
261
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,959
- So, um, tell us what
your greatest strength is.
262
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,482
- My greatest strength,
I guess,
263
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:16,137
would be strength.
264
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,183
Physical strength.
265
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:23,187
Okay, and what would your
greatest weakness be?
266
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,928
- I guess...
267
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,061
bullets?
268
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,629
- Bullets.
Good.
269
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:33,241
Okay, so why don't you tell us
a little bit about yourself?
270
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,112
- Well, Jonah. Garret.
271
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,505
what I hear you asking me is,
272
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,507
you want me to tell you
about myself.
273
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,422
Would you say that's correct?
274
00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:42,685
- Yes, that's what I said.
275
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,860
- I'm just gonna sit
in this one.
276
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:44,992
- That's fine.
277
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,907
- Unless it's the wrong chair.
278
00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,517
- Are you sure you don't want
to go to the bathroom?
279
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,823
- I said I'm fine.
I'm fine.
280
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,825
Just go ahead.
Just go ahead. Here.
281
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,915
- Okay.
282
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:55,916
So...
283
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:02,487
♪
284
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:05,316
- That's an interesting tattoo.
285
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,362
♪
286
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,625
- I like to play tennis.
287
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,932
- Sure, who doesn't
like to play tennis?
288
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,630
job interview.
289
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,198
Did you look at yourself in the
mirror before you came here?
290
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,243
- Pick the chair next to
the grizzly,
291
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,028
it says courage.
292
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,857
Pick the chair near the aisle,
says you want to run away.
293
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,075
- Just pick a damn chair.
294
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,338
♪
295
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,688
Boom!
296
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,299
- Sorry,
that's the wrong chair.
297
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,040
- So close.
298
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,085
- Oh, um, I'm in here.
299
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,131
- Oh, I'm sorry.
300
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:40,177
But this is where
I come to pray.
301
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,137
- Um, okay, well, could you
302
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,660
maybe come back later?
303
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,445
- Actually, Allah
is pretty strict on time.
304
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,321
- Okay, I'm sorry. Proceed.
305
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:54,975
Keep going.
306
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,541
- Allahu Akbar.
307
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:11,687
♪
308
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,734
- God, these people
are all terrible.
309
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,388
- Maybe Glenn really was
getting the cream of the crop.
310
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:20,435
Well,
that's a real paradigm shift.
311
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:24,265
- You know, it might be
rose-colored glasses, but
312
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,614
I kinda like that Penny girl.
313
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,921
- She was great.
And funny.
314
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,270
We should've hired her.
315
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,663
- 'Cause you told me not to.
316
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,274
- No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.
317
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,449
You said it, like,
with your eyes.
318
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,103
You gave me that look,
like no way.
319
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,234
- My eyes don't say stuff.
320
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,670
I don't have
expressive eyes.
321
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,542
- Well, great, then,
you know.
322
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,283
We let the single best
candidate we have
323
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,763
take another job.
324
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,112
- All right, what about
sex offender guy?
325
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,461
I mean, do we know
what he did?
326
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,941
I mean, maybe it wasn't
even that bad.
327
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,812
Maybe he just, like,
peed in the park or something.
328
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:53,120
- Oh, I--I looked it up.
It...
329
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,599
It wasn't that.
330
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:56,863
.
331
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,734
- As you know,
we love the name Parker.
332
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,214
- Ugh, love it so much.
333
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:03,173
And we found out a few fun,
interesting facts
334
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,785
that we thought you
might want to know.
335
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:09,092
Did you know that the name
Parker literally translates
336
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,833
to "park keeper,"
337
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,793
so in other words,
a homeless person.
338
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,272
- Sleep on the streets.
339
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,840
- I don't know that anybody's
making that connection.
340
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,668
- Not to your face
they won't.
341
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,236
- The name Parker also
brings to mind
342
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:25,674
the snobby, rich, evil
character in an '80s movie.
343
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,589
- Hey, nerds.
I'm Parker.
344
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,504
And I'm gonna throw you guys
in a Dumpster.
345
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,288
Yeah.
- But Mateo, what about
346
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,768
Parker Posey?
347
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,944
- Look, Penny, we want you.
348
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,338
You're the only person
we want.
349
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,993
- Well, that sounds great,
but I already told
350
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,169
the plasma donation center
I would start Monday.
351
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,779
- Oh, no.
352
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,128
- You don't want to do that.
Those guys are dicks.
353
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,043
- They're never gonna value you
the way we do.
354
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,958
- Mm-hmm.
- When you're here,
355
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:49,829
you're family.
356
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,787
- Aww.
- Well, that is--
357
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,443
that is Olive Garden,
but we are a family.
358
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,661
- Come on, Penny.
359
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,663
We know you want to say yes.
360
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,449
- ♪ Oh, I'm workin',
workin' workin' workin ♪
361
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,364
♪ Workin'
362
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,454
♪ Yes, I'm dancin',
dancin' dancin' dancin' ♪
363
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,673
♪ Dannncing
364
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,981
- So, this is who you guys
hired, huh?
365
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,678
That's an interesting choice.
366
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,767
- Oh! Hey, guys.
367
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:16,943
- Uh-oh, she spotted us.
368
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,902
- Oh, no.
369
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,731
With coupons,
you save $12.
370
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:25,777
Sorry. Hormonal.
371
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,780
I had a baby
two days ago.
372
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,567
The chip-reader's broken.
373
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,874
It's broken.
374
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,840
The flames are
burning my eyes!
375
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,451
- Well then, don't look at the flame.
376
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:51,281
- I feel like the sparks are
coming in through the holes.
377
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,717
Ow! Ow, ow.
378
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:53,980
Ow. Ow. Ow.
379
00:14:58,636 --> 00:14:59,724
- Excuse me.
380
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:00,943
Coming through.
381
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,423
- Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga
382
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,467
chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga
383
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,729
choo-choo!
384
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,341
Go-back express coming through!
385
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,908
- I find her extremely
annoying,
386
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,692
but that is what
a train sounds like.
387
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,259
- Oddly realistic.
388
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,217
- Excuse me, ah, are you guys
still doing interviews
389
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,697
for seasonal help?
390
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,960
- Unfortunately,
the last spot has been filled.
391
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,440
- Ah! Sucks.
392
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,964
Got caught up in a flame war
with some guy on "Fortnite."
393
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,184
Totally lost track of time.
394
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,402
- I know what that's like.
395
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,143
- Well, here's my resume.
396
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,494
Ignore the useless
philosophy degree.
397
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,409
I guess you can
keep it on file
398
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,630
or throw it away as soon
as I walk out of here.
399
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,371
I'll never know.
400
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,243
- Uh, hey, there--
there's nothing on here
401
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,593
I should know about, like
a swastika tattoo
402
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,595
or something, right?
403
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,815
- No.
- Good.
404
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,686
That's perfect.
- Yeah, you're cool, dude.
405
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,297
- Thanks, guys.
I, um...
406
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,603
feel like your bar
is a little bit low,
407
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,736
but uh, feels really
nice to hear.
408
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,347
If you need anyone,
just give me a call.
409
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,306
- Beep. Beep. Beep.
410
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,003
Go back. Pick up.
411
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:04,137
Any go-backs
for robot truck?
412
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,616
- No.
413
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,488
- Beep. Beep. Beep.
414
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,793
Beep. Beep. Beep.
415
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:11,187
- I hate her.
- She's the worst.
416
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:15,365
- I hate to complain, but that
machine is so noisy.
417
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,107
I'll feel like I'm praying on
the wings of an airplane.
418
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:21,545
- Well, there's no volume
button, so...
419
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634
- It's just that when I
make my--
420
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,593
- This is the sound it makes,
Sayid!
421
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:28,596
- Okay. Okay.
422
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,252
But I already turned down
the other job.
423
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,905
You said we were a family.
424
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,820
- Yeah, we did,
and we are,
425
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:38,171
but families split up.
Happens all the time.
426
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,303
And sometimes dads
burn down their homes
427
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,175
'cause they can't handle
the pressure.
428
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,177
I mean, that's...
429
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,091
that's sad.
430
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,702
- Wow.
- There you go.
431
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,356
- I...
432
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,184
- Just--
- Just--
433
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,968
Just--
- Don't do this, Penny.
434
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,231
- No, I don't know what
that cry means, Adam.
435
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,668
No, do not put him
on the phone.
436
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,061
Parker, put your father
on the ph--
437
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,367
You don't know
what that means.
438
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,151
Mommy loves you.
I'll see you soon. Bye.
439
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,372
Yeah.
440
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,896
- No, Glenn. I'm not okay.
441
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,854
I am dealing with
a lot today.
442
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:13,119
- I know, you are, and I felt
terrible about it,
443
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,816
so I got you a pick-me-up.
444
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,210
It's a collection
of bath bombs.
445
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,039
- Sorry, you think that
a bath bomb
446
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:23,042
is the answer
to all of my problems?
447
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,869
- It's not a real bomb, and--
448
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,697
- Just kill yourself!
449
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,439
- Kill yourself!
450
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,485
- Amy--
- No, you don't get to talk
451
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:32,486
right now!
452
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,053
I am so tired!
453
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:38,100
I have slept 90 minutes
in three days.
454
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:42,365
The lining of my uterus
is coming out in clumps.
455
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,888
I have hemorrhoids so big
456
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:48,415
that my doctor looked at my
and said "Whoa!"
457
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,591
Have you ever had a doctor
458
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,375
look at your
and say that?
459
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,768
No.
460
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,291
- I am wearing frozen diapers
461
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,815
so that my
doesn't fall out.
462
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,166
Okay?!
- I know, I was just--
463
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,429
- Why haven't you
killed yourself?!
464
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,084
- Okay, well, um...
465
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:09,784
I am gonna do some
paperwork in my car.
466
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,832
- Okay.
467
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,965
- Yeah.
468
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,839
Delete that.
469
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,102
Delete that!
470
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:26,931
.
471
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,978
- I probably shouldn't have
told Glenn to kill himself.
472
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,154
- Probably not.
473
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,851
- It's not like I thought this
was gonna be easy.
474
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,376
I just didn't think it was
gonna be this hard.
475
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:40,815
I'm on day two and I have
nothing left to give.
476
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,864
Aren't you gonna tell me
some inspiring story
477
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,823
about how you made it through
Shakespeare camp
478
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,651
without a dialect coach
or something?
479
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,827
- We were a scrappy,
rag-tag group
480
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:55,134
but in the end,
we really tamed that shrew.
481
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,440
- There it is/
482
00:18:57,484 --> 00:19:00,704
- Honestly, I don't really
have any advice.
483
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,620
I've never done anything
remotely as hard
484
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,274
as what you're doing.
485
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,668
I'm sorry if that doesn't
make you feel any better.
486
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,149
- Weirdly
it kind of does.
487
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,848
- Hey, Amy, it's
about that time.
488
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,286
- Mm. He's not wrong.
489
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,115
He prays, I pump.
It's a thing.
490
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,161
- It's not a thing.
Whose thing is that?
491
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,858
- Now, if you're looking
for a lighter tea,
492
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,077
you might want to go
the oolong route.
493
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,341
Yup, there--
yup, no, you're on it.
494
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,951
You're on it.
You're on it.
495
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,692
But of course, if you're
looking for something
496
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,041
a little bit more intense,
497
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,956
may I suggest
the Earl Grey?
498
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:38,438
Nope, upper shelf. Top shelf.
Yup, there it is. Yeah.
499
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,874
Now, actually, you're gonna
want to
500
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,354
get one of the ones
from the back.
501
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,182
The back tea is always
fresher.
502
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,661
That's a little tip for you.
503
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,054
We re-stocked the back.
504
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,795
Now, give that a smell.
505
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,492
You're gonna smell
the bergamot
506
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,233
that's just risen to the top
of the box.
507
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,844
I mean, that is delicious.
508
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,586
- Hey, Glenn.
509
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,675
I just want to apologize.
510
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:02,201
I'm sorry. I should not have
unloaded on you like that.
511
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,593
That wasn't fair.
512
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,770
- I can't believe that I
ever thought a bath bomb
513
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,424
would solve all
your problems.
514
00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,210
- I mean, a bath bomb.
515
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,690
I was so far off.
- Yeah.
516
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,824
You were.
- So I got you a puppy.
517
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,174
Wh-how--
518
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,480
Glenn, I--
519
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,698
- Aww.
- Can't--
520
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,049
I know.
There are no words.
521
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,703
- Thank you.
522
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,705
You're welcome.
523
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,100
- That's exactly
what I need.
524
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,407
- I know.
525
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,282
Bye, whatever your name's
gonna be.
526
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,544
- Oh, look at that.
527
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:42,719
Putting the products
back on the shelf
528
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,068
without punching
or kicking them.
529
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,896
You're way ahead
of the other seasonals.
530
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,116
- Thank you, thank you.
My parents will be so proud.
531
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,641
- You guys mind if I
take five? Just gotta pee.
532
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,513
- Oh, yeah, go for it.
- See you soon, man.
533
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:54,818
- Thanks.
534
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,298
- I like him.
- I really like him.
535
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,257
It just goes to show
536
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,520
you put in the work,
you kiss a bunch of frogs,
537
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:03,087
eventually you're gonna
find your prince.
538
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,872
Lonnie is our prince.
539
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,091
I was
gonna go needle in a haystack,
540
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,310
but I'm in such a good mood,
541
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,791
I'll go along
with your metaphor.
542
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,579
Lonnie's urinating
on the floor.
543
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,278
- Yeah, that is
what's happening.
544
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,890
All right.
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