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Nik this was a tragedy but it's not why
we're here what are we fighting the

weather now locals say the cyclone had a
face people see things when they're

under stress okay that does not mean
that this is the start some other big

for you

you don't want any part of this

and

that is all

No but not forgotten
thanks to kena flaming VN Rama Murthy

for their help that texting video
tribute this year has been nothing short

of it is crazy it's like it's Satan
Jason what no swearing that's like the

last day of school we're getting
historic over five years ago half of all

life in the universe including our own
Midtown high was wiped from existence

but then eight months ago a band of
brave heroes brought us back they called

it the blink those of us who've lived
away came back the same age but our

classmates that didn't blip had grown
five years ago they're like my little

brother is now older than me
yeah it's Matt and even though we had

blipped away halfway through the school
year and had already taken at midterms

the school made a start the whole year
over from the beginning Tigers it's been

a long dramatic somewhat confusing road
as we draw this year to a close it's

time to move on
to a new phase of our lives alright

nothing crazy happens again to the
adventures you like to think anymore

does anyone even help plan I have a plan
okay

first I'm gonna sit nice damn jail mmm
second I'm gonna buy a dual headphone

adapter and watch movies with her the
whole time

okay three when we go to Venice Venice
is super famous making some kind of

glass right true so I'm gonna buy her a
Black Dahlia necklace mom is her

favorite flower is the Black Dahlia
because as well the murder the murder

for a little Paris I'm gonna take you to
the top of the Eiffel Tower give her the

necklace
oh and then five I'm gonna tell her how

I feel and then sex hopefully she tells
me she feels the same way oh don't

forget step 7 step 7
don't do anything why because where do

we bachelors in Europe Peter Ned look I
may not know much but I do know this

such a lovely day I have saved 10 people
so far today and now I am heading to

where I aunts fast payouts and big wins
run the show

exactly to one expect there is no such
thing as raising too much money

but you can do it on a dime one expect
betting company Europeans love more than

half of them were women okay sure but I
didn't like a man okay she's awesome

she's super funny in a kind of dark way
and sometimes I catch her looking at me

and I said when I stood up waiting she's
coming up just don't see you what are

dorks
excited about the science trip hey ah

yeah we're just talking about the trip
yeah and Peter's plan you have a plan I

don't I don't have a plan no he's just
gonna collect tiny spoon we're traveling

to other countries like a grandmother
I'm not collecting time soon she's

collecting time he's French
oh okay well that was a real roller

coaster
by the way travel tip you should

probably download a VPN on your phone
just so that the government can track to

you what we're abroad smart

- I think that went really great when
when I'd lift back to my apartment the

family that was living there was very
confused

the wife thought that I was a mistress
grandma thought that I was a ghost it

was there as if it was really a mess
thank you all for coming out to support

those who have been displaced by the
blip and of course thanks to our very

own spider-man

thank you Miss Parker for having me and
thank you you guys for having me to take

photos and videos thank you

that was amazing
that was so cool under the times a

little stiff I felt like I wasn't in the
pocket no I thought you did great

yeah well I actually did think you were
a little stiff I felt that too I felt

that to them it's fine it's fine it's
fine okay

did you get your passport yeah mini
toothpaste hey sorry I'm late

happy Hey oh you look lovely
thanks you too I do you dress but yeah

yes it is in your beard my book beard is
it in the blimp

but beard I see mm-hmm anyway so the
reasonable a is consistence misplace at

the office you believe in because it's
enormous I mean not the amount the size

aside the amount of nights they're very
generous Pepper Potts in does he thank

you sir she can be here yeah I think I'm
gonna go change the sterno under the

vegan lasagna one way

one love

once match

one flame

one moment
one chance one's will

one expect spider-man go shake hands
I'll do what just happened

heads up make Barry's calling you in
Fury's gonna call me yeah why why

because he probably has some hero stuff
unitive you're a superhero he calls for

beers well I mean if it was really that
important you'd probably call someone

else I mean apparently not no caller ID
that's him

I don't really want to talk to me every
phone why because if you don't talk to

him nine four talk I don't want to talk
to well why don't you want to talk to

him Christmas give just answer the phone
you sent Nick Fury to voicemail yeah you

don't sit in the period of voice message
to you that they're calling me I gotta

go I gotta go
you got talk I'm gonna call him I

promise you I'm gonna call it I will you
do not dose Nick Fury I promise you I'll

call her after my trap

yeah no no he's not posting

oh no I'm not
and aliens come back what are you gonna

do does anyone have any neighborhood
questions sun-ripened Queens tribute

what is it learn to take over from Tony
Stark there's some big shoes to go I'm

uh I'm gonna go thanks so much everyone
for coming

so sorry I thought that you could sense
that with your Peter tingle please do

not start calling it my Peter tingle so
what's up you can dodge bullets but not

bananas no I just really need this
vacation I need a break

you deserve it Oh you know what you
should pack your suits just in case I

have a tingle about it please stop
saying tingle Mae

yeah

but do you want the first ship the
second I could take either give me the

third city I took an ambien
I can't chaperone these kids along yo

Parker this is called an airplane it's
like the busses you're used to except it

flies over the poor neighborhoods
instead of driving through them there he

blip so technically he's 16 not 21
I'll take that

classic MJ gray did you know Bradley
it's so weird

like one day he's that little kid crying
and God knows woods all the time then

suddenly a blimp back and he's totally
ripped and super nice and all these woes

were after not all of us can know Mel
they're all after ya anyway uh no more

important things this in mind our flight
be plagued be Slayers all about

I need you have to sit next empty
seriously yes seriously

what about your plan American bachelors
in Euro that's your plan that's someone

plan one this is my plan please

hey guys there's an old lady sitting in
front of us wearing a crazy in love with

you and it's kind of setting off Peters
average she's you know Betty if you

could just switch seats with envelop
he's allergic to perfume yeah yeah cuz

if it makes his eyes water and you can
least appear as a perfume allergy oh

I'll tell you from experience perfume
allergy there's no joke

I can feel hives breaking out already
I'm just stand up and take it MJ spot

into you take my spot Peter come with me
let's get you out of there Zak get

Sebastian you take that into your seats
thanks for bring this to my attention

your safety is my responsibility and mr.
Giles please I got it for now let's go

Peter let's go

yeah I have a small bladder so I took
the aisle so did you want to play

beastslayer yeah I think ever you like
ever played any kind of piecing game

yeah mm-hm
did I tell you how my wife pretended to

blip out turns that she ran off with a
guy in her hiking group we had a fake

hero for everything moved funeral with
real but cuz I thought she was really

dead
do you want to see the video well I got

a dual headphone adapter if you wanna
watch a movie only that's depressing

oh man oh you have a dual headphone
adapter we can watch together nine

minutes two minutes it

hey man did you see pregnant Hamburg
late now watching movies and laughing

the entire time
- don't worry okay I'm sure that's

nothing
hey babe yeah uh well we've actually not

the talking on the plane and it turns
out you have a lot income so we're

boyfriend/girlfriend now whatever
happened to being an American bachelor

in here here boy not a woman a very
strong and powerful woman and now boys a

man coming babe

there's nothing in there

Oh

I'm here

Kisa

we're here on it this place is sinking I
think you mean charming okay everybody

come the bags all gonna meet at the
division Museum at 3:00 let's go the

nose Andiamo When in Rome you do as the
Romans do in Venice

hi I'm looking for a fuel enero

it's perfect

what well it's the most perfect word in
the world the tines painted it and I

just discovered it wasn't me that's the
thing give me a million things if you

mean I don't know get out of my face
I don't know ain't good on my face it's

the best thing in Lee ever created the
acceptor made me express oh oh so you

can dream me espresso here you go to my
America

whoa whoa it was my new superpower it's
like the anti Aloha I was born to say

this word splits on the back Oh

hello boys come on be patient

nor

I could help let me help I'm really
struggling I'm sticky

then she would see him this is why we're
here in Venice this is it closed what it

mean it's close to win November you
didn't check the website oh that's a

good idea

silicon's

I don't know that he's kicking that
water test

aliens has to be BuzzFeed says there's a
sailor named Morris bench was exposed to

experimental underwater generator and
got hydro powers yeah you should

definitely believe everything you read
on the Internet spider-man could take

him what do you think it is you know
being a beam science which is no no we

were saying yours they it's a good thing
that impact your suit huh yeah so who

was that guy that you were with was that
mr. strange

dr. strange pain dr. strange and no I
don't know who that was

I'll try I hope you're happy that's my
lunch that one

Happy's there yeah is happy he's here he
came by to volunteer anyone to say hi hi

Peter hey happy I'm sorry I'm working
real hard here I got to do a leaflet

drop what are you doing long time don't
worry I'm really taking care of aunt she

set back she sure don't ever think it
just trust your instincts and you'll be

fine I don't who is that guy he's like
iron men in the door rolled into one

he's all right he's gonna spider-man
what is it with you and spider-man what

he's just awesome
okay he protects the neighborhood and

you know he's inspiring he inspires me
to be a better man sup dickwad let you

drown

sounds like his name's Mysterio
Lulabelle Mysterio is Italian for a man

of mystery they don't actually know who
he is

Mysterio cool damn not like she was
running right me too

I was also running boy so Paris tomorrow
go to the Eiffel Tower should be great I

read it was secretly but as a mind game
John Tennant to create an army of the

insane Oh which is why it's my favorite
destination on all trip

what are you gonna do about the water
monster I think it's dead and besides

that Mysterio guys all over it look I
sort of spent some time with him Jake we

were talking about Paris and make sure
no elects me that's nice you're ugly

what many lappers gonna load I had just
finished my fruit cobbler right you're a

very difficult person to contact
spider-man

any theory just shot net just a mild
tranquilizer he'll be alright so good to

finally meet you I saw you at the
funeral but I didn't think that was a

good time to exchange numbers it's what
I just said the important thing is

you're here I tried to bring you here
you avoided me now you're here

what a coincidence wait what's this a
coincidence I used to know everything

then I come back five years later and
now I know nothing no intel no team and

a high school kid is dodging my calls
here's what I do know a week ago a

village in Mexico was wiped out by
cyclone witnesses say that cyclone had a

face three days later a similar event in
Morocco a village with just making the

rounds see if anyone needs any emotional
counseling after today's traumatic

events okay well we're fine thank you
great because I'm not qualified to eggsy

oh he's passed out not really qualified
to do it myself

good night where's my teachers sorry you
were saying a village look destroy about

what may well be another world reading

he's asleep Betty oh yeah that's why I
get to another person touches that door

you and I

start lefties really

uneasy lies the head that wears the
crown stop said you wouldn't get that

because it's not a Star Wars reference

move man everyone here seeing you
without it you don't leave me fainting

and an imaging breathing through spandex
from Oakland

there we have Maria hill that is Dimitri
and this is mr. Pathak

stereo but doesn't matter
she's what my friends call me well you

can call me Quentin but you handled
yourself out there today some of you did

with the tower we could use someone like
you on my world thanks

I'm sorry new world mr. Ben is from
Earth just not yours there are multiple

realities Peter this is earth to mention
six one six I'm from Earth 833 I'm sorry

you're saying there's a multi-person
because I thought that was just

theoretical I mean that completely
changes how we understand the initial

singularity we're talking about an
internal inflation system and how does

that even work with all the quantum
didn't say sorry it's really cool

don't ever apologize for being the
smartest one in the room anyway

they were born in stable orbits within
black holes creatures forms from the

primary elements air water fire earth
the science division had a technical

name we just called them elementals
versions of them exist across four

mythologies turns out the myths are real
I thought Laura was amazing now I study

human my physics class these myths of
threats they first materialized on my

earth many years ago we mobilized in
fuckton but with each battle they grew

got stronger I was part of the last
battalion of trying to stop them

all we did was delay the inevitable oh
the elementals are here now attacking

the same coordinates our satellites
confirm it so thank mr. Beck for

destroying the other three there's only
one left

fire the strongest in them all the one
that destroyed my earth

it's the one that took my family

and it will be in Prague in
approximately 48 hours we have one

mission kill it you're coming with us
I'm sorry you see a problem mr. fury

this all seems like big time you know
huge superhero kind of stuff and I mean

I'm just a friendly neighborhood
spider-man sir bitch please you've been

to space sir come on there's got to be
someone else you can use before about

Thor offworld ok um Doctor Strange
unavailable Captain Marvel don't invoke

her name was writing my help I do but if
my aunt finds out I left my class trip

she's gonna kill me if I'm sitting like
this in Europe after the Washington

Monument my whole class will figure out
who I am and then and the whole world to

figure out who I am and then I'm done
okay I understand I'm sorry what I want

you get back before your teachers miss
you and become suspicious

Dimitri take it back to the hotel please
Thank You mr. fury and uh good luck see

you kid yes yeah
hi ma'am yeah

I'm gonna get your vitamin seatbelt you
cannot get sick okay babe okay are you

sure you're good oh dude I'm sorry okay
people worry seriously getting strength

on the neck by Nick Fury probably the
coolest thing I've ever happened to me

anyway and it's pretty cool yeah I'm
just happy I'm gonna have to go to cross

series good news we're going to Prague

yeah sure company called they upgraded
us you should have heard me on the phone

I really gave him help
Millar was crying look at our upgraded

ride mr. Harrington
pinnable what's going on I think Nick

Fury just hijacked their summer vacation

yeah

yo what's up black mambas you're born to
be as cruising through the outside my

private driving the country

my name's Tony Stark
I trust you saying Edith stand by her

retinol and biometric scan retinal and
biometric scan accepted hello hello

Peter I am Edith Tony Stark's augmented
reality security and defense system so

he made you for me no but you have
access to all of Tony's protocols cool

would you like to see what I can do

nina stands for eden dead I'm the hero
Tony loves his acronyms yeah he did I

have access to the entire Stark global
security network including multiple

defense satellites as well as backdoors
to all major telecommunication networks

is MJ texting

let's run enjoyment ten minutes everyone
Dimitri's where exactly are we

I'll figure it out

Oh close the door I'm Peter Parker take
off your clothes

you told fury spider-man cannot be seen
in Europe so I made you this another

suit oh uh thank you sure if it's really
to take off your clothes okay now I

thought this is the bat this is not what
it looks like just yeah look I'm not

here to judge you like choices student
you want to hook up with some random

European chick in our school it's not
what that was honestly I can't pretend

that I didn't see what I just saw I know
you're trying to get with him J it's

obvious I like her too
wait a minute I think you cannot show

that photo dude come on I'm sorry man I
have to she deserves the truth

okay put your foot in front of the
omelet everybody on the bus

hello Peter how can I help you
there's drama classes coming over later

and having difficulty hearing you can
you please speak up um Brad Davis he has

a formal meeting Brad Davis is he a
target is Brad attorney um

yeah he's a target easy target copy that
target is fried Davis initiating strike

machine would intercept point determined
really think pill vehicle

the glasses Parker but you pay for the
investment

either do you want me to cancel the
drugs try got Brad Davis punch flash no

fires

commencing second strike here find your
Fanny in that scene pop-up right now

Brown goes you missed him I know you
think if none of us have noticed Peter

what but your new luck I love it right
babe yeah sophisticated classy be very

European

let's try that again this is so weird it
was right here in my phone I am weird

wow this place is so classy
yeah so high we here speak for yourself

what can I say the squeaky wheel gets
the upgrade grease everyone get settled

in rest up because tonight big surprise
is Prague's annual carnival of Lights

yeah hello our current self there's an
earpiece with your suit put it on and

await further instructions understood
yes ma'am

yeah hey man Hey look I am so sorry if I
seem like I'm preoccupied with my

relationship you know I'm still inside
the chair no it's all good don't worry

about it

so it's just an elemental thing we're
gonna happen

oh here in the city okay we're here I
know I know it's not good it's unfair

you know you might have to do something
Peter please for a whole counting on you

Ned yeah yeah babe

Parker yes sir
that thing is going to be here in a few

hours are we boring you he's not bored
he's just thinking about how you

kidnapped him he had obstacles I removed
them they still want to vacua the city

yes so what's the plan Parker I will be
in the cathedral tower keeping watch for

the fire monster when that shows up I
won't radio you guys and then that mr.

Beck and I why name is Mysterio

that's funny Mysterio and I will move in
Peter listen to me the best hope you

have the only hope is to stop it here
now no matter what the cost

move it away from civilians if you can
but most important keep it away from

metal if it gets too big
it'll be able to draw power from the

Earth's core after that there's no way
to stop it amen my friends are here and

I can't help but think that we're
putting them in danger you're worried

about us hurting your friends you call
the drone strike on your own school two

of us start gave you a multi-billion
dollar a our tactical intelligence

system and the first thing you do with
it let's not blow up your friends it's

clear to me that you were not ready for
this

and fury asked me to come up here see
how you were doing he just he felt bad

about snapping at ya really you guys do
have sarcasm on this earth right how you

feeling I didn't think I was gonna have
to save the world to son I know that

makes me sound like such a jerk I just
I had this plan with this girl that I'm

really liking now it's all ruined

not a jerk for wanting a normal life kid
it's a hard you see things you do things

make choices people look up to you even
if you want to battle sometimes they die

I like you Peter a good kid there's a
part of me that wants me to tell you

just turn around run away from all this
and then there's another part of me that

knows what we're about to fight what's
at stake I'm glad you're here

me too but you worry about your friends
yeah

just always feel like I'm putting them
in danger look just get him inside and

keep in a safe place for just a few
hours they'll be all right it's really

nice to have somebody to talk to you
about superhero stuff you know any time

and hey we survived this you'll have all
summer to kill Brad see you out there

right

scusi sorry that's it

yes hello Peter
hey ah I need to find a way to keep my

friends inside for the next few hours
let's see what we can do good news we're

going to the Opera oh look at me what
happened to the carnival well this is

upgrade living guys come on
the tour company just gave us these

tickets for free do you have any idea
how much our tickets cost no because

none of us have ever wanted to go to the
Opera ever oh well I think this is gonna

be culturally enriching for us Thank You
Ned

everyone this is gonna be maybe the best
four hours of our whole trip guys I

think there's gonna be really fun
seriously you're all happy that I had

you back a nice outfit
yeah because much rather go to a

four-hour opera instead of the biggest
party in the world again

Oh

okay we beat the rush rush out lucky
frogs we got the best seats in the house

let's go hey
I'll save you see

you look really pretty and therefore I
have value no no that's not what I meant

at all I was just I'm messing with you
thank you you're welcome

you look pretty too thank you oh my gosh
glasses so cute want to go in on a pair

you mean that's it next to each other
yeah no okay no I didn't mean that if

you go ahead I'll go grab us a pair
I'll save you seat next to me because

also out of seat so I'll be up there

nope I'm coming hey I gotta go no could
you just tell them I'm jaded I'm sick or

something okay be careful and move here
whatever you do please steer the monster

away from your brows yo Nate I know okay
okay I got you

mark where do you think she's going
did he she wanted him alive wish good

yes I mean I'm fun let's go

alright I'm in position soon as I see
something back although I'll let you

know
Roger that Houston shoots great it's

awesome
it's a little tight for any old web

shooter Barker ok crowd

don't worry man Oh get away from the
crowds get some fresh air and feel a

thousand times better

energy spiking web seismic activity

okay he's here Becky are you ready you
know what to do on your needs bye

wait wait is that do you think that's
right around oh no no no it's like a

European revolver

he's got
Oh

right now

see the come

okay

right

No

that's too late
whatever happens

good man back what are you doing what I
should have done last time

miss Rebecca

Oh

I would totally kiss you but I think I
just throw up in my mouth a little

I might have a mint
so it's over that was the last of it but

not the last trick will ever face we
need to stay vigilant as a void in this

world for someone like you
hill and I are going to your pol

headquarters in Berlin tomorrow you
should join us thank you

I just might take you up on it

get gifts Parker you didn't want to be
here secure yeah I'd love to have you in

Berlin too but you've got to decide
whether you want to step up or not

stock chose you he made you an Avenger I
need that the world needs that maybe

stock was wrong

was he

the choice is yours

let's get a drink

not 21

Hey

we're gonna celebrate it's something
good tonight fury was right when you did

a lot for me so I owe it to everybody
do you yeah I mean mr. stark gave me a

chance to be more he wanted me to be
better than him

fury just wants me on the left what do
you want Peter what do you mean what do

you want I don't know what do you want
you Peter Parker now I know you're

thinking but I didn't want to go on my
trip right I want to go back on my trip

with my friends and go to the top of the
Eiffel Tower with the girl who I really

like and tell her how I feel and give
her a kiss

shut up man you're not gonna do that are
you yeah no I can't

why not because I have too much
responsibility I mean put them on beer

oh my god
thank you so much what are those are

those who needed glasses yeah there was
on the floor try them on let's see how

they look on you yeah yeah I actually
really like them

can I be completely honest with you
please they look really stupid

oh but maybe have a contact lens version
of them you try them on no mom

are you thinking

I use twenties time - Missy the next
Tony start I trust you

what mister start with me a message for
those glasses for the next Tony Stark I

trust you I'm still not following
how many lemonade's have you had what

every mistake I ever made
okay so he must have known that I was

not ready for something like this I
wouldn't give it because maybe he didn't

trust me to have it if he just trusted
me to pick who should it makes so much

more sense he always knew I would do
what's right and he's not gonna give him

a theory because theory would just give
himself Edith I'm probably right about

that right so the world needs the next
Iron Man and it's not gonna be me I mean

I'm a 16 year old kid from Queens it
needs to be an adult with some

experience and that's good like Tony
Stark like you know come on no it's all

right
yeah um I'd like to transfer your

control over to Quentin Beck Peter what
are you doing doing the right thing any

transfer will require confirmation stark
gave you the glass star gave me a choice

it's my choice to make okay and I'm
gonna make it look you're a soldier a

leader you stop the elementals you saved
my life you saved the world

okay he want you to have him waiting for
confirmation

confirm welcome in the Avengers

I'm good on you
thank you it's an honor

you should start going to really liked
you

why are you headed I mean you won't mind
MJ good luck kid I'll give you about a

50-50 chance you're pretty awkward so
yeah see Letterman yeah

see that wasn't so hard

somebody get this stupid costume off me

he's connected to our system this is a
big window we still got a lot of

okay Tom give me that Doug to the man
who brought us all together our former

boss Tony Stark the Jester King
literally wrapped in wealth and

technology but he was unfit to weird
like the holographic system I designed a

revolutionary breakthrough with
limitless applications that Tony turned

into a self therapy machine and reading
fine early augmented retro framing art

Bart 611 million dollars for my little
therapeutic experiment

he remained my life's work bark I told
him it was a mistake that my technology

could change the world and then he fired
me

said I was
unstable

to come next to William Tony Stark was
able to build this in a cave the boat

describes the integration of my illusion
tech but your weaponized drones was

brilliant powerful illusions real damage
worked like a charm and it's just the

beginning
thank you brother computermen the story

you created of a soldier from another
earth named Quentin fighting space

monsters in Europe is totally ridiculous
and apparently exactly the kind of thing

people will believe right now I mean
everybody to Victoria okay

staging electromagnetic pulses at each
attack sites of Fury's own satellites

would confirm our lives inspired idea to
Janice yeah after Tony died she was one

who discovered that Edith was being
handed over not to us not to the Defense

Department but to a child to the rest of
you Tony Stark is gone there is a window

of opportunity and someone will step up
but these days you can be the smartest

guy in the room the most qualified and
no one cares unless you're flying around

with a cape or shooting lasers from your
hands no one will even listen

well I've got a cake and lasers with our
technology and with Edith Mysterio will

be the greatest hero not to a boozy
manchild not to a hormonal teenager to

me and to my very wealthy crew to us to
Mysterio to be a partner poor kid

let's get to work

we almost died
it's fine it's fine hey it's why I'm

done with a mission to the Troops over
what

there's mobsters coming out of the
ground everywhere we go of course my

president want us home please don't put
me on hold up here you're not dead

oh my god yes good stay here jump do I
put some clothes on

we're booking flights hey besides
believing because of witches welcome to

the new Dark Ages what's going on -
we're going home in the morning no no

all the elementals you're gone no coming
sweetie like can you guys keep it down

why screaming hey hey where were you
um I got lost in her worried about you

oh good day Beck hmm yeah so much for
Paris it would have been fun night

oh hey hey uh look um I'm not ready for
this trip to be over yet and I kind of

want to do something fun it's not on the
itinerary or planned or with mr.

Harrington yes yes like you want to go
yes okay awesome I'll see you outside in

ten minutes
let me outside in five minutes okay -

Jesus ollie so no enemies dealing
overnight Monday morning

hey hey so where do I go
well here's okay let's go

glad we're doing this yeah maybe too big
you know they used to execute people on

this bridge they were like oh I'm gonna
basket and they were journaling the

water

sorry okay
uh it's thing that I've been wanting to

talk to you about for a while yeah it's
our last night in Europe and I had this

plan that I wanted to tell you I'm just
gonna I'm saying telling uh I'm Jay I

I'm spider-man what that's what you're
gonna say that you're spider-man no I'm

not surprised mandible I mean I've been
watching you for like a while now it's

kind of obvious
I'm not inspire me I mean what would

make you think that I was right man
Peter Washington yeah fact that you like

disappear out of nowhere for no reason
no I was sick remember I went to tell me

you know Susan yeah I think so your male
escort what no of course I'm not a male

escort well then you're spider-man no
I'm not it's party man at all well what

about tonight you snuck off and you
thought that thing I saw you you can't

have seen me because I'm not spider-man
and also on the news it was the night

monkey the night monkey yeah that's what
it said on the news and the news never

lies

what are you doing hey well do the night
monkey and spider-man use the same webs

I mean maybe maybe he's a spider monkey
who knows well you only watching me

because you thought I was spider-man

yeah well sir I'd be watching

sodomy

don't know was uh I don't know

what is it like some kind of projector
or something yeah but it's really

advanced it looked so real
yeah really Emil wait a minute does that

mean that elementals are fake that
doesn't make any sense because we were

there right there was fire and
destruction and who would do something

like that

stereo

I am spider-man and I'm really much done
wait you're being serious right now

huh you're not joking with me like
you're a hundred percent serious good

smell funny no I'm not joking cuz I was
I was only like 67% sure MJ so why why

are you here what country are you on the
school trip after you look I know you

have a lot of questions but look we
really have to get out of here okay okay

okay this is for my family

sorry yeah can you just fast-forward to
the end

I'm not Louis crack me but he'll do kill
you bitch

deep web drones right weapons you want
to weaponize yep weapons only stand by

nice stop something I don't know what it
is it's something just don't you know

what double the damage and then run it
again yeah you already know what up yeah

good don't schedule oh yeah uploading
software have to eat a network weather

drones will be able to create an event
big enough to cover an entire city right

well done make sure every drone is
weapons hot we need maximum damage it's

gonna cause a lot of casualties oh yeah
more casualties more coverage I got a

cut to the static London is a beautiful
city and it will suffer but they can

rebuild I mean if I'm gonna be the next
Iron Man I need to save the world from

an Avengers level threat but when its
new Savior descendants all those

casualties will be forgotten Janice
you'll be in position with a quick

change armor for the victory level of
course do you want to try no no that's

what's going on my hand why is that
happening

Oh one of the drones that came back from
the plaza was missing a projector it's

fine wait and you're you're telling me
this now

it's it's one problem the image will be
perfect like promise that projectors

evidence it's going to tell people what
we're doing and how we're doing it I am

trying to fool 7 billion people here
including Nick Fury who happens to be

the most paranoid and most dangerous
person on the planet and if he catches

on before I've killed him and you would
put a bullet in my head and nobody wants

a bullet in their head right right

William and you look at me pull it eat
it

hello Clinton yeah hi honey I need a
level five search full resource protocol

for this device magnifying their search
everything going in and out of the

building located

you know William one day after I've had
to kill Peter Parker because of this I

hope you remember that his blood is on
your hands

I can't believe I gave back those
glasses I mean how can I be that stupid

he's probably spying on me right now or
sending a drone to come and kill me you

had access to killer drones yeah I
didn't really want especially after

almost killed Brad you almost killed
Brad look I have to call mr. fury until

then the becks of fraud but I think he
tapped my phone okay so what are you

gonna do I need my suit and I have to go
to Berlin and talk to mr. fury in person

Oh perfect the costume looks great for
the costume party at the princes castle

she knows I told her he didn't tell me I
figured it out oh that's cool

like a long time ago oh look misty Rio
is a fraud but but he's saved me and

buddy's lives he's been faking the whole
thing was illusion tech yeah he's using

these like hologram projectors whoa
that's crazy

yeah so you guys were like working the
case together or what it's been mostly

me look man I need you to call me get
her to call mr. Hannigan say that she

wanted me to stay with family in Berlin
until this all blows over okay got it

easy Wow you guys live with such ease I
gotta go you're gonna need this don't

tell anyone about this okay
anyone who knows is in danger

so you know - it's cool I mean I've
known first and I'm no longer but it's

not a competition

Oh

get in

mr. Pirie you've got a lot of explaining
to do

no no no listen wait until we're secure

so anything you want to tell us about
your girlfriend he's talking about Edith

look I know I made a mistake and I'm
sorry but he is not who you think he is

Beck is a liar Mysterio the elementals
is all fake he has some sort of illusion

Tech and that's how he tricked you guys
he tricked me into giving him Edith it's

a projector I pulled it off the fire
marshal progress all that death and

destruction we witnessed was created by
this no not just this I think he's using

drones this is true then Beck's very
dangerous and we need to be smart who

else did you tell about this Parker
Parker that's wrong it's back who's here

what

Wow Peter Wow
I thought we were close Yuri always had

to die but not you stop biting back I
tried to help you walk away now you're

making me do this

you told me you were just a kid you told
me you wanted to run after that girl

Peter what's going on I know this isn't
real

do you know I don't think you know
what's real Peter here

either greater

I mean look at yourself

you are just a scared little kid in a
sweat suit I create Mysterio to give the

world something to believe in I control
the truth Mysterio is that true

if you were good enough maybe Tony would
still be alive

you know what right

you may purchase and all you had to step
aside and now

I'm trying to find everyone who can
expose him

who'd you tell I know you told someone
just tell me okay

did you tell who else did you tell just
Ned and MJ for my class

maybe that toads girlfriend Betty but
that's it what you - oh God what he's as

smart as a whip just a sucker now all
your friends have to die

it's easy to fool people when are
fooling yourself

but for what it's worth Peter I'm really
inside

Edith
yes Clinton access files to Peter

Parker's class trip I needed to fly home
from London

I municipal holding facility they said
they found you unconscious at the train

yard very dangerous we gave you the
shirt because you seemed a bit cold

hey guys are nice speak really good
English

welcome to the Netherlands right now you

guard the gardens on a break probably
talking to his wife

yeah she's broken

yeah yeah night monkey yeah you guys
okay hey hey um my stuff

I need a you know right where I might um
where am i sir is Blanca Blanca Drake

hang on did you see that in there I is
bucco Blanca Dyke

yeah huh got no problem hey did you get
that

Peter are you okay how these are you is
it me yeah of course it's me

stop tell me something only you would
know only I would know yeah we went to

Germany you pay-per-view to video in
your room they didn't listen titles but

I can tell by the price it was an adult
film at the front desk and you didn't

know how long okay fine it's you we do
would you stop Peter you're gonna tell

me what the hell's going on here

and if I get super strength it still
hurts Dappy why would i relax just a few

more of everything how am i going bugs
don't tell him to relax happy how can I

relax what I've messed up so bad I
trusted back right I thought he was my

friend so I gave him the only thing that
mr. stark left behind for me and now

he's gonna kill my friends and a half of
Europe so please do not tell me to relax

I'm sorry I'm sorry shop

Jamison to

everywhere I go I see his face
and the whole world is asking who's

gonna be in the next fireman I don't
know if that's me happy I'm not Iron Man

you're not Iron Man you're never gonna
be Iron Man nobody can live up to Tony

not even Tony Tony was my best friend
and he was a mess

he second-guess everything he did he was
all over the place the one thing that he

did that he didn't second-guess was
picking you I don't think Tony would

have done what he did if he didn't know
that you were gonna be here after he was

gone any friends are in trouble you're
all alone the tech is missing

what are you gonna do about it

but any I mean I mean right now like
specifically what are we gonna do

because we've been hovering over a tulip
field for last 15 minutes right oh I

can't call my friends because she's
tracking their phones uh give me your

phone my cell phone yeah okay here
what's your password password now what

is your password password the word
spelled out that's where the head of

security and your password is password I
don't feel good about it either they're

in London London okay yeah I need a
super suit

okay bring up everything you have on
spider-man

what nothin you take care of the suit
I'll take care of the music

thought Cree having sweetness filled
with top-secret information check my

waves are picking up an impulse I
thought that was over

the biggest one yet where London okay
guys the company set up a city tour and

then we'll grab a bite and in the
airport is nobody else going to

acknowledge how crazy this is okay I get
it

but nothing scientific about this
science or at all no no I'm talking

about Peter as no one else here notice
how shady he is because I saw him in the

back room of a rest stop with some woman
in his underwear and he's always

sneaking away like back at the Opera ha
I know what he's suddenly off the trip

I'm like with his family in Berlin it's
no one else you're interested in the

truth very concept of objective truth is
fading out of the world George Orwell

Thank You MJ yeah well I mean since
Peters not really here to tell his truth

about you
Brad why do you think it's cool to take

pictures of people in the bathroom yeah
dude

what's that about no it wasn't like that
it was a funny thing he just put all

this craziness behind us and have a nice
peaceful afternoon sounds great mr.

Harrington so the class okay
I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now

gotta stop doing that okay it's weird
no more phones on the bathroom you don't

know what stalls

I have two kids

now here as fast as I could I get a full
perimeter sweep nothing damn

cause the spiking I'll take another look
as soon as you see something report

you're all we've got bet this is what I
fear we got help us carry it god help us

all
okay people know Avengers coming we're

good to go well I am a bunch of drones
copy that brother throws are entering

the atmosphere weapons

excellent Janice it's still working on
the Cape I get those wrinkles out in a

few hours I could literally be shaking
either the Queen Chiron almost in

position
okay Katie Victoria Grayson whatever

this thing needs is a hundred times
bigger than the previous ones

Edith yes Clinton show me my loose ends
once the shows going execute a kill

order on my command copy all right start
the show

by same world people

I don't like this something's definitely
up you're an fos no run spider-man and

you have her number just a fake so this
doesn't worry

well uh happy here happy Hogan here I
know what do you want over it mr. Starks

going through his belongings apparently
it was a surfboard that you left behind

all over there said they think that they
fear was a surfer guys sake the parents

just to be seen on mine don't ever call
this number again

okay Yogi's got the coded message if
friends were at the Tower Bridge okay

boy call it the London Bridge but I
figured it out

I'm gonna go scoop them up okay yeah
we're folks of course I just suit coming

almost done good wait before you go
there's something happened something did

you please give this to MJ you're gonna
make it back you'll give it to yourself

okay you got this this I want me to it
I know his illusion Tech right all I

have to do is get on the inside of the
illusion that I can take it down find

him and he's just a guy so I can take
Edith's right back right the last time

you get hit by a train true but this
time paramedics plane is uh I have my

assistants the Peter thing
two three talking the brain it's not

working though I heard wasn't working
right now is it it is working well I

don't I don't know that okay so you can
beat your Dingle that's the plan

I'm gonna go eat your friends you get a
Peter Dingle dead come on

the Lightning England

is an adventure

although they join forces like power
ultra ultra ultra

play with your hands we know we're in
danger something

or she gets of course a fury I don't see
this ending well I appreciate your

concern but I never leave my men behind
all right comms check I like the new

suit
Thanks oh here sure it's not real yeah

it's just a hundred times bigger than I
expected still the fight uh-huh we need

to get a line on some vectors and see me
coming copy space Nicky

we need serious

before I truly I did I need a response
in quickly sighs it's all the elementals

they're somehow merged into something
into something else so your dog it's

wrong energy boomers go see Nestle
bullshit you ready for anything

sorry

that is awesome

well yeah I've got drones breaking
formation and maybe they had a flock of

birds or something
you're fine well I want to see what's

happening they're taking maybe with the
talk

yeah
and I'm going

you got me oh my god yeah coming apart

I see you

Edith give me some protection

and kill its children would you kill oh
I'm not gonna kill it they'll see

they'll see what I want them to see
still need to hate yes Janice I still

need a cape

the house that

spider-man spider-man

it's a power
nothing you okay a broken age just don't

get back is target spider-man

still it gives myself

I see you

something please do let me know you're
alive I'm here I'm here

oh happy thank God I bought us some time

watch out

go in

finally hey William how we doing Lucien
almost back up

great Phil webs

we're gonna die nobody dies on my watch
I wish my life playing video games we're

gonna die daily for people like hey
what's up of those stupid videos

spider-man would have never found I said
they're about to die obsessed with

telling the truth even hurts other
people's feelings I'm in love with

spider-man's aunt we're sharing right

your lives are all back
this certainly is an ideal but I have

contingencies Edith

just give me the glasses you want these

coming together

come on Peter

aren't these drones firing your strike
so the chance of guilty fire all things

wrong

but yeah you lied to me I trust in you
you know that's most disappointing for a

good person Peter such a weakness

stark was right you do deserve that

you can't treat me anymore it turned off
the drones biometric spam completely

welcome back Peter shell after the cubes
all cancellation protocols really

execute them all confirmed

give me the spirit that's a helper thank
you how did you do all this you'll sleep

here people believe and nowadays

yeah

busy
it is real

all illusions are down Peter

oh yeah where you going

everybody wants okay okay what happened
that was just the drums in their fathers

a minute then they just stopped yeah

yeah well
brought that okay she needed some help

okay anyway there's sweaty guy in tower
with us I think he like works for you or

something he um he gave me this no no
sorry I had this planned stupid plan and

I wrote it all down and I'm gonna buy
you this I'm two tires of Tom I don't

really have much luck when it comes to
getting close to people so I lied I

wasn't just watching you because I
thought you were

that's great
black dahlia like murder yeah

sorry it's broken I actually like it
better broken I really like you

really like you do

I get back to the class I'm going

case

yeah no no May you're right he did great
he was strong yeah I'm glad you stayed -

I gotta go well I'm glad you're alive
I guess the coded message worked

appearances can be deceiving I'm
surprised you didn't just wink in the

camera it worked only because I had
serious doubts about big funding not

true he had zero doubts where's Parker
it's with a girl I need to speak with

him
he'll call you Yuka okay great when you

better watch your ass don't even like
think about ghosting me

sure no one else is figuring out yeah we
sound like anybody really is

Oh see you later
you guys are so cute Thanks

I was thinking that maybe we should all
I don't know like go on a double date or

something oh we broke ah why the mother
would enroll part of attorney they share

together we'll always be a part of them
were some fights

one child
mother not Megan

hey don't give me a ticket no bro I'm
good I'm actually really fun let's go

where your bags
oh great think I'm going

I kept my identity pretty guarded in
this past couple years I faced a lot of

deception and I'm tired of the lies so
it's time for the truth to be out there

are you dating what I think the summer
thing yes that evolves and grows like

depending I think I open to wherever it
might lead anywhere and to share friends

no matter what you're doing it because
we all are

it's fun you ready yeah

oh yeah okay this is never never doing
that again I'm never doing that again

okay well I should probably get out of
here you save your letter

this is breaking news we come to you now
with revelations about last week's

attack in London an anonymous source
provided this video it shows Quentin

Beck aka Mysterio moments before his
death a warning you may find this video

disturbing I managed to send the
elemental back to the dimensional rift

but I don't think I'm gonna make it off
this bridge alike it's better than

talking through some reason he has an
army of weaponized drone star technology

he say he's the only one who's gonna be
the new Iron Man no one else are you

sure you want to convince the drone
attack there will be significant

casualties Joey
execute them all

the shocking video was released earlier
today on the controversial news website

the Daily Bugle dot matter of Mysterio
an interdimensional warrior who gave His

life to protect our planets and no doubt
go down in history as the greatest

superhero of all time but that's not all
folks there's the real blockbuster rate

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