Original subtitles

- Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power

Rising up against evil paint the city green

Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene

Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines

With each other they discover

Their destiny and rise

Cowabunga

Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power

Rise

- In honor of your obedient service

to the forces of evil...

- We bestow upon you

the most noble and dignified mark of...

the Foot Clan.

[thump]

- [grunts]

Yes.

- It hurts so good.

both: [excited groans]

- Pure insanity. - Yes.

I can't believe they promoted Jocelyn over me.

I know her parents are big donors,

but come on.

- Why must I wait my time

watching your ridiculous ceremony?

I was promised the Dark Armor.

- And the Armor you shall have,

once we have retrieved it all.

- And once you've become a full member of the Foot Clan.

- Yes, the legends state that only those

who have proven their loyalty can wield the Armor's power.

- Then make me a member, immediately,

and I will restore the yokai's dominance over humans.

- Oh, sorry, boss,

there's a rising-through- the-ranks process,

and right now you're at... [humming]

Ranked zero.

- That's the worst.

- Why are my gargoyles telling me my rank?

- Because we got promoted from Toenail to Tenderfoot.

We're ranked two now.

- Hey, show me what I look like with a foot on my face.

[grunts] Oh, I look sweet.

- They outrank me?

Unacceptable. [groans]

[thump, rumbling]

- I know you think the irrational outbursts

will get you on our good side,

but there is still a process.

- Fine. What do I do to reach rank two?

What is this place?

Are we here to lay waste to these pathetic humans?

- No, we're here to get coffee for the entire Foot Clan.

And a vegan coconut scone for the boss.

- Draxum is no errand boy.

- To become a full member of the Foot,

one must show commitment and patience.

I have been in training since I was seven!

- Madness.

Baron Draxum takes what he needs now.

- Mm? [rumbling]

- [growls]

all: [screaming]

[dramatic music]

both: [scream]

- [gasps] I have been doing this all wrong.

- Indeed.

[slurps]

Waiting is for fools.

I have completed your menial task.

Now, when do I get the Dark Armor?

- Ooh, I'm glad you asked.

We've got a retrieval mission tonight.

And thanks to your excellent performance,

other than these scones, which are a little stale,

we're putting you on Strike Squad Special Force Delta.

- [gasps] I was born for Strike Squad Special Force Delta.

I shall cleave out foes in twain.

- Okay, okay, love the enthusiasm,

but actually, your assignment is...

- Lookout support duty?

We're the lookouts for the lookouts?

- This is beneath us both.

- You know, I was accepted to every clan I applied to.

- With my powers, I should be in charge of this clan.

Surely there must be some way to take control from them.

- Hah! Unlikely.

According to our laws, one can only take control

of the Foot Clan by succeeding where the leaders have failed.

And my senseis do not fail.

- Hmm, we shall see.

[dramatic musical flourish]

- Our research says the armor piece

is hidden in one of these statues.

- I guess Draxum might get his wish soon,

if he can prove his worth.

[laughter]

- [grunts]

[whirring]

[ominous music]

- What's going on there?

- Hai. I will alert the lookouts.

Caw! Caw!

- Stop that.

We want to improve our rank, we must handle this ourselves.

[upbeat music]

all: Smell it, smell it, smell it, smell it, smell it,

smell it.

- What are they doing?

- No doubt a cunning plan to disrupt our mission

to get the Dark Armor.

- What do you say, Raph? Do you have the guts

to sniff the stinkiest plant on Earth, the corpse flower?

- Some say it smells like a mummy wrapped in a zombie

dipped in long-forgotten milk.

- I'm gonna sniff it.

Like a boss!

[sniffs heartily]

[whimpers, gasps]

[retches] [vomit splatters]

- All right, he worfed.

Me next, me next, me next.

- This must be a trap.

But if there's one thing I've learned from you,

it's that we get nothing from waiting.

Foot Clan!

Vermin, prepare to taste my wrath.

- What? - Skewer!

[splatters]

[coughs, gasps] This was a trap.

- [chuckles] No, that was all you.

- Wow, she went all in on the stink.

Nice work, frenemy.

- Ah!

- Ah. Ah, ah!

Get away from me. Ew!

- [chuckles]

[suspenseful music]

So, our senseis never fail, eh?

We'll see about that.

[alarm blares]

- [gasps]

Listen up!

Botanical Gardens Security Force Alpha,

mobilize!

[heroic music]

[shovels swish, motor revs]

There's a horticultural emergency.

- An alarm? In a botanical garden?

- I'm sure our soldiers can handle a few groundskeepers.

all: [ululating]

[motor revs]

- Get them!

[menacing music]

- [groans]

- [grunts] - Ah!

- I will grind you into fertilizer.

- The corpse flower.

- [whimpering]

- Protect the begonias. I'll go save Jewell.

[panting]

This is what you've been training for, Harold.

[screams]

- You will never stop us from collecting the Dark Armor.

- Whoa, hold on, Stinky Feet. That's what you're doing here?

[glass shatters] - [screams]

[grunts]

- [ululating] - Uh, yeah, guys,

I think that's the fight we should be focused on.

[grunting, panting]

[solemn music]

- [gasps] Jewell.

[sniffs] No!

- Gah! - Were those the turtles?

Should we alert the Foot?

- Why? I mean, they'll see 'em in a sec.

- I love the way you think. We'll be rank three in no time.

[explosion] [overlapping chatter]

- [grunts]

- Trust me, our rank is about to skyrocket.

[tense music]

- Tonfa Power Jitsu.

- Archimedes.

- Odachi bomb.

- [grunts, groans]

I know you get nervous when I rush you,

but we've gotta hurry.

[whirring]

- Got it. It's in this one.

- [chuckles]

- [panting, grunting]

You're gonna make it, Jewell.

Stay with me. Stay with me.

- [chuckles] Oh, she'll stay with you, all right.

[dramatic music]

- What is that--ow!

[whimpering, groaning]

All right, well, this is one way.

[whimpering, groaning]

Okay, here we are.

[groans]

Gah!

- Ah! - Uh-oh.

- Jumping juniper.

I'm in full bloom!

- Hyah! all: [grunting]

- Smelly plant? Cool.

Smelly plant with legs? Not as cool.

- Get off the geraniums.

Let my people grow!

- Blah, ew. Gross.

- Michael, what did we say about mystic flaming

highly vegetated areas? - Oh, right.

Ah.

- Oh. Not again.

Not again.

- Oh, no.

This is worse than Raph's "I found cheese

"in the bottom of my shell" stink.

- I said, "Keep off the grass." - Ugh.

This Stinkbomb guy is my favorite

and least favorite mutant all at once.

- [gagging]

Note to future self, equip Tech-Bo with nose plugs.

- [screams]

- Ew.

[disappointed chatter]

- My nose, oh, my precious nose.

[dramatic music]

- Would you like to do the honors?

- Kali ma!

[siren blares at a distance]

[ominous music]

- [grunts]

So, Draxum, we, uh-- we have some good news

about your potential in this organization.

- Oh, yeah, really good news.

- Silence.

I have accomplished with one assistant

what you couldn't accomplish with an entire clan.

- Assistant?

But I thought we were partners.

- Ah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

By the laws of the Foot Clan,

I am now your leader.

[cheers and applause]

We strike again on Monday.

- Oh, Monday's a holiday. Can we strike again on Tuesday?

- [hisses] Ooh, you know, Baron's got a haircut

on Tuesday, and you know how they never get it right

on the first pass. - Yeah,

and then you go to Wednesday, you might as well write off

the rest of the week. - Enough.

Our plans will commence the following Monday

and I'll hear no more about it.

[upbeat music]