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mr. Merrill

I was prepared to dislike next falada

even before I knew him

the war had just finished and passenger

traffic in the ocean-going liners was

heavy accommodation was very hard to get

and you had to put up with whatever the

agents chose to are for you in the cabin

for - all right thank you very much to

all the tablet of takers I know I'd ever

go to do well look forward to seeing you

tomorrow hey that's me

I think I'm Nick that's right you're

Nick's after me my name is colada que la

ta colada you want a birth reserved for

me on the queen of the Indies and my

name is Ren timepiece colada pretty

subject before this gentleman right

gentlemen after such a compliment I can

only say yes sir

applause all yours my name's Ramsey

you've had a message about me from the

Colonial Office

oh yes mr. Ramsey okay 289 Cho in that

fact with mrs. Ramsey excuse me I get

your tickets thank you

VIP I suppose no this is civil servant

you're taking our wife the waiting why

not like a climate my wives had two

years alone in London already okay

fellow she's your back Tata mr. mrs.

Ramsay Kevin 102 decade thank you good

morning the morning zero of odd my name

is Kayla you want a birth letter for me

on the Queen the end is stopping other

parts I just see your names on the list

and you do like a cigar

don't space oh you don't know what

you're missing I get them made special

same for the what makes for the a guy

can and winning

I'm very mystic ladder we can't get you

on the Queen of the Indies yes you can

they're not so you see we have one

canceled birth and seven ahead of you're

on the waiting list

no where's your bar sir you can't see

with the moment Oh Kathy where's his

office over there

you'd rather busy so mike has been in

five minutes

you look out for me I gotta go oh thank

you very much indeed sir

who am i sharing with good a mystical

artisan foreigner a

English

Thank You Stan thank you

all these leadership the gang

so hello hello I am colada I saw you

yesterday of the agents we're sharing a

cabin ah yes with a lock I'm all the

last English sticking together when we

travel abroad are you English to British

to the backbone I was born in the heart

of a great Empire Buckingham Palace no

but quite near a stone's throw away you

have to change the guard on tiptoe so as

not to wake me up I was a very delicate

child what's your back it's a bigger

part I many precious stones and jewelry

business and I don't mind telling you

there's no one in the trade knows more

about it than I do myself be free on the

phone what you say your racket was I

didn't say but if you particularly want

to know I'm in the civil service I

happen to be an economist I hear the

finances in Hong Kong are not too good I

suppose you're going out there I'm just

go to the dining room and get a seat at

the table like that you see I thought

you were sharing the same cabin I want

to sit at the same thing huh not now

thank you very much I probably have one

with somebody else come on you're

waiting us to it oh here they are

see you later remember me yeah colada we

met yesterday of the agency I'm sorry I

don't remember silly of course you're

mrs. Ramsay I presume you didn't have a

drink mrs. Ramsay without fits great

have another one I don't have one with

me and you can buy the next round sit

down mrs. Ramsay please sure

we have a long trip ahead of us and the

sooner we get the noise of a better how

do you like the ship mrs. Ramsay could

be worse it seems to be quite

comfortable not a bad crowd on board at

this time of the year well we haven't

really met anybody yet it was anyone

here you want to meet just let me know

and I fixed up in a jiffy but I don't

think we need trouble you're going to

Aidan aren't you

I don't know you like it's very hard I

know it very well it's very little mr.

Keller that doesn't know well that's

right

your friend glass I think I probably

have to marry before the troops are here

he comes come on darling

I think oh brother for job

I got your ticket for this week really

want one dinner

Oh must be a spa you never know besides

you might win I want a couple of bucks

from me for the spot a couple of what

potentially I got it all organized would

you believe it they didn't want ever

fancy dress ball I soon dock them into

it Oh Billy I am for the auto ship Scott

I guess but I should I have to dry my

song for the pa+ girls he's a singer new

play the piano matter fact I can a bit

would you play my head Oh in unexpected

elemental God will do is to take

I'm gonna do card tricks you know

there's nothing I dislike more than

paltry oh wait you'll see mine

I didn't make a pact of God to anything

I want as I'm a bit of it to give up

gambling it wasn't fair on the other

players I know too much about car mr.

narrowly it's funnier that named around

I asked you what would it be without

near that they are the life and soul of

the pad I know I am I'm not conceited

but I'm the most popular man on this

ship and I can't help knowing it but the

snip to the power launcher a couple of

back

you'll think that must lever you haven't

seen anything yet

I know they're just and gentlemen for

the grand finale I'm going to show you a

trick that only four men in the world

can do and I thought the other three but

this week I shall need the assistance or

to members of the audience and to show

you I don't mind who they are I'm gonna

pick them out myself mrs. Ramsay will

you be good enough to let me your

services and you mr. fellows at all come

along now don't be shy don't be shy but

I not shy by giving the big hand

I wondered when so hot in there I

thought I'd come out here progression

Vito

that's got the boat deck up it's screwed

up that it's quiet

we can have a little talk happy down

here thank you

that's a nice story about memory yes

it's slang good

let me see it wouldn't interest you it's

a star sapphire but I haven't been

rather fond I got some pretty sapphires

in my Kevin you like to see that way

they wouldn't interest I don't know do

you see them I got a I think you like

when I haven't any money to spend on

things I don't want the much of the by

did you like I give it you are you

trying to make a part of me of gold you

don't blame me do you

I think the best look-alikes in the

donkey's years

Kannada my husband is a very jealous man

if I told him about this he probably

anyway wouldn't like it then he wouldn't

do that you're too much of a lady you

please go away

I haven't offended you ever get you have

very much I can't think why would I know

if a fellow force when you can don't

become a fall is relief that thing what

up another fall for you can't deny that

depends on the fella I suppose I'm just

not your type

oh well you come let me for trying can

you but most people I like like we like

it but you do have your trance no

panting for taste no ill feeling good

night

tie my tie would you call me darling

stand still today

so wonderful to have you again after 2

whole years away from them during which

time I expect you were consistently

unfaithful to me I was not you know the

only girl in the world for me and well

you know it

I shall be ready in a minute you didn't

miss me sometimes didn't you yes of

course all the time was held for me I

was terrified you'd meet somebody you

like better I had what would you look 10

killed him

and you dear I better watch my step and

a certain ahead

there's a new one 30s you like them they

look very expensive how you do it and

what I give you eight pounds as a matter

of fact yes I got them in mind those

places in Oxford Street well nobody

would ever know well that's a relief

anyway we're late enough already

this is like a dry martini to have time

to expect the doc after the 11:00 in the

morning there's not much to see but if

you want to go ashore be plenty of time

bhishan syllable five medevac mr. mrs.

Ramsey myself for thinking of having

lunch at the grand and colada lasses -

Jordan

we couldn't think how to get out of it

so I think we've decided to stay on

board he's learning his name I'm Evan

you won't be sorry to be rid of him I

certainly shall you know you've got his

good points prizes for the fancy

restaurant he bought himself huh

chief Stewart says they must have cost a

pack generous enough you have to fight

him they let you pay for a drink he's

managed to make himself the most

unpopular man illusion

it really is terrible you know you can't

snap him like he came out of the house

slammed the door in his face and never

occurred to him he wasn't well I suppose

he's leaving tomorrow I really should

have asked him into cocktails this

evening

I simply could bring myself to eat he's

quite impossible to collab

not barging in am i that's all of us

sure didn't give me an invitation cigar

scotch and soda

I always stick to the nickel of my

native Heath you're leaving us tomorrow

Mr Clarke pesto friends must Parchin

well I'm going to Caro the firm necklace

the one of these Paschal fellas maybe

wooden Cassell providing us a good price

aren't your friends these cultured

pearls of the few fellows are busily

I'll never do that there are never a

paper market for the ones as a matter of

fact I'm going to Japan to look into

this cultured pearl racket don't care

whether you Japs and they told me not

even an expert can distinguish between

real and cultured that's what they

always tell you an expert can tell at

once and I'm an expert you believe in

blowing your own trumpet done before I'm

in the play well I don't know about

pearls isn't worth knowing I've never

got a culture pearl an expert like me

can't tell with half an eye that color

you're wearing well never with a pity

lesson insisted a kiss nice nice I saw

it the moment I came in I said to myself

those pearls are the goods

well I didn't buy it myself but I'd be

interested to know how much you think it

cost well in the phrase round about

1,500 but was bought in Bond Street I

shouldn't be surprised they asked three

thousand three thousand pounds that's

right and what depends well you be

surprised to know that my wife for

hittin Oxford Street eight pounds

Oh dummy Mila banana real but there's

five of their sizes any I ever seen will

you bet I a tenner it's imitation

darling you can't bet on a certainty why

not I get a chance of making easy money

like this I should be a fool not to take

it how can you prove it after all it's

only my word against mr. coladas

show me your pearls they did I tell you

the limitation I can afford a loser

Kenna take them off darling let the

expert examine them

I was mistaken that imitation bean I

should have had a serious talk with my

wife perhaps that will teach you not to

be so cocksure another time is the no

all make mistakes

it's for you me

if you were an attractive little wife

like mrs. Ramsay would you let us spend

two years alone in London while you were

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