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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,115 --> 00:01:46,719 The truth is I was never totally comfortable with a man. 2 00:01:46,867 --> 00:01:49,400 Did you have any specific problem with Dr. Rosenthal? 3 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,934 No, no. He just died. 4 00:01:51,976 --> 00:01:54,896 His son took over the practice, which is weird 5 00:01:54,374 --> 00:01:57,398 because my little sister dated him in school. 6 00:01:57,529 --> 00:02:01,734 I think it's a good rule of thumb never be older than your gynecologist. 7 00:02:01,884 --> 00:02:04,488 Did you have any medical problems in the history I should know about? 8 00:02:04,593 --> 00:02:06,532 No, not really. 9 00:02:06,574 --> 00:02:09,347 I eat pretty well, I don't smoke or drink. 10 00:02:09,389 --> 00:02:12,628 Basically the only substances I abuse are hair care products. 11 00:02:12,696 --> 00:02:16,480 -And your cycles are regular? -Absolutely. Like clockwork. 12 00:02:16,584 --> 00:02:20,484 -Are you sexually active? -No. I mean, of course I am. 13 00:02:20,502 --> 00:02:26,073 But not currently. I'd say I'm experiencing a dry spell. 14 00:02:26,177 --> 00:02:30,412 -So you're married. -No. Not yet. 15 00:02:30,562 --> 00:02:34,616 -I got engaged last year. -That's exciting. 16 00:02:34,616 --> 00:02:38,520 We were at the marina, we were watching the sunset 17 00:02:38,671 --> 00:02:41,674 and l popped that question. 18 00:02:43,926 --> 00:02:45,961 Listen, Gwyn, 19 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:50,983 I was thinking maybe you would marry me. 20 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:53,385 What? 21 00:02:53,535 --> 00:02:56,388 I wanna marry you. 22 00:02:56,538 --> 00:03:00,526 I think it's time. It's been two years. 23 00:03:00,592 --> 00:03:03,529 Yes, but… 24 00:03:03,595 --> 00:03:06,598 You just bring this on me? 25 00:03:06,598 --> 00:03:08,678 That's traditionally how it's done. 26 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:10,701 Well, I know, but… 27 00:03:13,203 --> 00:03:15,991 That's why you brought me out here. 28 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:21,613 How long have you been planning this? 29 00:03:21,764 --> 00:03:24,522 I don't know. Since we met. 30 00:03:24,561 --> 00:03:27,446 That's not true cause you were still seeing Cathy when we met. 31 00:03:27,488 --> 00:03:31,523 But I was strangely attracted to you. I remember thinking: 32 00:03:31,674 --> 00:03:37,229 "This is a woman I could marry if she wasn't living with my oldest friend". 33 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:40,532 Right. Derek. That didn't last long. 34 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:44,737 It's my fault. I just can't commit to anything in my life. 35 00:03:44,737 --> 00:03:48,301 Why do you assume it is you? Maybe I have a fear of commitment. 36 00:03:48,342 --> 00:03:50,282 Maybe I have the Peter Pan syndrome. 37 00:03:50,323 --> 00:03:53,078 You can't be a Peter Pan. Only men are Peter Pans. 38 00:03:53,764 --> 00:03:58,100 Most of the great Peter Pans in history were played by women. 39 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:02,388 What's that supposed to mean? Are you seeing somebody else too? 40 00:04:04,087 --> 00:04:06,605 I don't know why I was always attracted to men like that. 41 00:04:06,645 --> 00:04:09,144 Maybe my childhood wasn't dramatic enough. 42 00:04:09,211 --> 00:04:13,716 That's why I took you camping. It's time you went out with a nice guy for once. 43 00:04:13,716 --> 00:04:17,620 Sure that this is legal, mosquito hunting without a license? 44 00:04:17,769 --> 00:04:20,375 Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment? 45 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:23,025 No, I'm a middle child. 46 00:04:23,025 --> 00:04:26,778 I believe that really good moments can happen to someone else. 47 00:04:26,778 --> 00:04:32,034 It's a beautiful night in the Everglades. My dad would have loved it here. 48 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:36,370 You and your dad, you guys are close? 49 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:39,541 Yes, after my mom died… 50 00:04:39,692 --> 00:04:44,496 -How come he never remarried? -I don't know. He never got over it. 51 00:04:44,647 --> 00:04:48,361 He's pretty much a one-life-one-love kind of guy. 52 00:04:48,402 --> 00:04:50,802 What about you? 53 00:04:50,905 --> 00:04:53,205 Are you the same way? 54 00:04:57,787 --> 00:05:02,514 -Got it. -Thanks. 55 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:15,277 I think that was the night you fell in love with me. 56 00:05:16,138 --> 00:05:18,580 You get so quiet sometimes. 57 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:21,188 It's probably hereditary. My grandmother gets 58 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,535 quiet too. Of course she's had a stroke. 59 00:05:23,686 --> 00:05:26,922 Hi, Grandma! You ready to go? 60 00:05:27,608 --> 00:05:31,043 -I'm gonna take her to the bathroom first. -I can do that. 61 00:05:31,550 --> 00:05:37,159 Lillian, You've got a choice of nurses here: Gwyn or me. 62 00:05:37,201 --> 00:05:40,352 -Grandma… -Lillian? 63 00:05:40,502 --> 00:05:44,406 You are so immature. You always do that. cheap thrill. 64 00:05:44,556 --> 00:05:46,659 I'm taking her. 65 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,880 We'll be back in a minute. 66 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:53,168 Watching you with her, I think that's when I realized 67 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:55,817 I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. 68 00:05:55,817 --> 00:05:58,671 You suddenly got so sincere. 69 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:02,124 You know I get sincere when I'm nervous. 70 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:05,877 But why are you so nervous? My answer is yes. 71 00:06:06,028 --> 00:06:08,880 I will marry you. 72 00:06:11,133 --> 00:06:13,385 I love you. 73 00:06:13,535 --> 00:06:15,638 I know. 74 00:06:20,142 --> 00:06:24,478 -Is that a ring? -No. Well, sort of. 75 00:06:24,496 --> 00:06:28,334 I know you didn't want a diamond ring. 76 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:33,656 -It's so traditional. -Yeah. So I got you a napkin ring. 77 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,109 -A napkin ring? -It was my mother's. 78 00:06:37,259 --> 00:06:40,562 It was carved in Africa. What do you think? 79 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:45,668 Just one napkin ring, not the whole set? 80 00:06:47,919 --> 00:06:52,124 A wedding represents the permanent bonding of two lives. 81 00:06:52,274 --> 00:06:56,561 It's a profound ceremony and also a very personal one. 82 00:06:56,629 --> 00:07:00,375 It is therefore that the wedding vows reflect the 83 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,919 colorful personalities of our bride and groom. 84 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:08,340 To that end Leslie and Jeff have chosen to write their own wedding vows 85 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:11,043 and I will share them with you now. 86 00:07:11,193 --> 00:07:14,861 Do you, Jeff, take Leslie as your wife 87 00:07:14,903 --> 00:07:18,784 to have and to hold her forever and ever? 88 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:25,307 Will you love Leslie in the dark, and will you love her in the park, 89 00:07:25,457 --> 00:07:29,811 and will you love her on a train, and will you love her in the rain, 90 00:07:30,231 --> 00:07:35,757 and will you love her here and there, and will you love and keep Leslie everywhere? 91 00:07:35,861 --> 00:07:37,426 I will. 92 00:07:37,947 --> 00:07:41,284 Do you, Leslie, take Jeff as your husband, 93 00:07:41,325 --> 00:07:43,682 to have and to hold him forever and ever? 94 00:07:45,142 --> 00:07:49,938 Will you love him in a boat and will you love him on a float? 95 00:07:59,844 --> 00:08:02,221 You look very fashion, sir. 96 00:08:02,263 --> 00:08:04,640 Thank you, Milady. Where were you? 97 00:08:04,647 --> 00:08:06,792 I was trying to cheer up Aunt Rose. She hates 98 00:08:06,804 --> 00:08:09,385 weddings. She says she'd much rather be at a funeral. 99 00:08:09,451 --> 00:08:12,002 She wouldn't find a funeral more depressing? 100 00:08:12,044 --> 00:08:15,484 She says at a funeral you know the suffering is over. 101 00:08:15,307 --> 00:08:19,961 Here you see this happy couple and you know the troubles haven't even started yet. 102 00:08:20,469 --> 00:08:22,385 That's wine. 103 00:08:22,427 --> 00:08:24,700 I thought it'd help me relax. I have anxiety. 104 00:08:24,766 --> 00:08:29,054 -She is your baby sister. -Yeah, and she's married so fast. 105 00:08:29,121 --> 00:08:34,526 And when did they meet, three months ago? It takes me longer to buy a pair of shoes. 106 00:08:39,331 --> 00:08:42,334 Thank you so much. That was the greatest toast you made. 107 00:08:42,484 --> 00:08:46,838 -I want you guys to be happy. -I feel so giddy. 108 00:08:46,988 --> 00:08:51,793 -It's all the dancing. It's like a drug. -I'm totally high. So is Jeff. 109 00:08:52,695 --> 00:08:55,781 -Who is he dancing with? -His sister. 110 00:08:55,847 --> 00:09:00,352 -She played for the Dolphins too? -No, she's fireman. 111 00:09:00,502 --> 00:09:03,205 How long will that last? 112 00:09:03,355 --> 00:09:07,109 Do you think the ceremony was immature? 113 00:09:07,259 --> 00:09:11,696 I thought it was a nice balance, It was child-like but not childish. 114 00:09:11,763 --> 00:09:13,000 You hated it! 115 00:09:13,042 --> 00:09:15,190 What's wrong with you? You're coming down of your high? 116 00:09:15,232 --> 00:09:18,777 Come on, Les, I'll give you another fix. 117 00:09:25,127 --> 00:09:27,734 I guess you're next. 118 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:30,382 This marriage hasn't even been consummated yet. 119 00:09:30,532 --> 00:09:33,375 I get impatient. Don't you want a family? 120 00:09:33,479 --> 00:09:34,886 Can you stop rushing us? 121 00:09:35,036 --> 00:09:37,024 You can't have kids forever. 122 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:38,940 That's not entirely true. 123 00:09:39,005 --> 00:09:42,926 I read last year a woman gave birth to her own grandchildren. 124 00:09:42,968 --> 00:09:45,116 Come on. That's crazy. 125 00:09:45,157 --> 00:09:47,410 No. I like it. You have grandchildren, 126 00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:50,502 you see them twice a year and send them checks or holidays. 127 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,415 Gwyn, dance with me, please. 128 00:09:52,456 --> 00:09:55,126 Jordan, you know I don't dance. People always think I'm having a fit. 129 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,898 That's right. 130 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,760 Go and dance with your brother! 131 00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:01,997 Even Grandma Lili is dancing with Antonio. 132 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:07,102 When you have your stroke you won't be able to say "no" either. 133 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,325 -Gwyn, that's not funny. -Sorry. 134 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:10,021 Thank you sweetie, it's very sweet of you. 135 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:14,376 -You should dance with your wife. -I'd love to but I can't. 136 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:18,129 Terri doesn't dance when she's pregnant. No since her second miscarriage. 137 00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:21,283 What's wrong? Didn't you just feed him? 138 00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:25,120 He cries whenever he hears the word "miscarriage". 139 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:29,241 Because he knows it could have been him. He has survivor skilled. 140 00:10:29,598 --> 00:10:34,045 -I think I'm better taking him. -Can you check the messages, please? 141 00:10:34,045 --> 00:10:36,598 Who is gonna call you? Everyone you know is here. 142 00:10:36,598 --> 00:10:39,232 I'm expecting a big ficus tree shipment at the nursery. 143 00:10:39,274 --> 00:10:40,653 Tonight? 144 00:10:40,802 --> 00:10:44,707 How are you gonna know if Terri has the phone? 145 00:10:44,856 --> 00:10:48,075 -Mr. Phone. -Another phone! 146 00:10:47,259 --> 00:10:49,682 I'm gonna buy you one of these for your birthday. 147 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:52,147 Call the accountant. See if you can afford the wedding. 148 00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:55,817 -Mom, will you dance with me? -Thank you, Jordan. I'd love to. 149 00:10:55,957 --> 00:11:00,472 I was beginning to think I was the only one at this table capable of having a good time. 150 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,721 Hey, dad. 151 00:11:10,868 --> 00:11:14,413 What are you doing? You're always such a big dancer. 152 00:11:15,018 --> 00:11:16,442 Not tonight, honey. I feel old. 153 00:11:16,484 --> 00:11:18,641 That's ridiculous. 154 00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:24,799 -I'm not a young man anymore. -What are you talking about? 155 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,934 You still practice a lot, play tennis all the time. 156 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,532 Taste in music died at 70s, that's true. 157 00:11:31,573 --> 00:11:34,903 I don't know, Gwyn. 158 00:11:34,256 --> 00:11:36,508 What's wrong? What is it? 159 00:11:36,623 --> 00:11:39,744 I shouldn't say anything to you. 160 00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:43,547 What's going on? You make me worry now. 161 00:11:44,673 --> 00:11:48,069 I think your mother is having an affair. 162 00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:50,137 With who? 163 00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:54,009 I don't know. It's just a feeling. 164 00:11:54,075 --> 00:11:56,810 You're not sure, you don't know, right? 165 00:11:56,852 --> 00:11:59,564 No, I told you it's just a hunch. 166 00:11:59,632 --> 00:12:04,737 For a long time now… I thought we were __ a bad stretch. 167 00:12:04,886 --> 00:12:08,039 We have always had our problems. 168 00:12:08,217 --> 00:12:12,451 But you always work that stuff out. 169 00:12:12,492 --> 00:12:14,891 Anybody is happy to be married, it's you and Mom. 170 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:18,400 I've taken her for granted for too long. 171 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,918 Yeah, but still. 172 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,457 I can't imagine them. Mom… 173 00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:29,961 Are you going to confront her? 174 00:12:30,111 --> 00:12:33,565 No, I have no real evidence. 175 00:12:33,716 --> 00:12:36,719 How could I confront her? 176 00:12:36,868 --> 00:12:39,270 It's easy. 177 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:43,775 -Get a very hot lamp and leather. -You are not taking this seriously. 178 00:12:43,775 --> 00:12:46,778 I am, I'm sorry. 179 00:12:46,928 --> 00:12:51,802 I just can't imagine mom having sex with another man. 180 00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:54,096 I still shudder when I think of mom having sex with you. 181 00:12:54,201 --> 00:12:55,452 Thank you. 182 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,976 I feel sick. 183 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,335 You don't even know if it's true. 184 00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:05,212 What if it is, what if they get a divorce? 185 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:08,277 Is there a custody battle? Do I become a latch key kid? 186 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:11,614 It doesn't make any sense. Why would your mother ever have an affair? 187 00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:13,699 He said he took her too much for granted. 188 00:13:13,178 --> 00:13:15,472 Do we ever do that? Do we take each other for granted? 189 00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:18,767 -Of course not. -Not even a little? 190 00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:21,895 A little. Sure, it's natural. We're creatures of habit. 191 00:13:21,937 --> 00:13:24,126 Ritual behavior gives us a sense of security. 192 00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:26,274 Would you ever get bored with me? 193 00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:29,090 No! And even if I did I certainly wouldn't tell you. 194 00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:31,307 I'd keep it to myself and take a mistress. 195 00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:34,376 I'm being serious here. I don't want us to get too comfortable. 196 00:13:34,449 --> 00:13:37,327 If you feel that nervous about it then maybe we shouldn't get married at all. 197 00:13:37,369 --> 00:13:39,330 That's not an acceptable option. 198 00:13:39,454 --> 00:13:41,498 We gotta make plans one of these days. 199 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:44,313 Your parents keep asking me when are we getting married. 200 00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:46,816 I'm gonna strangle them. We've been engaged for 3 weeks. 201 00:13:46,857 --> 00:13:51,237 What's the urgency? So we can hurry up and have affairs like my mother? 202 00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:53,489 Don't be so cynical. Why do you always assume the worst about people? 203 00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:54,782 Statistics. 204 00:13:55,096 --> 00:13:59,150 I have more faith. I bet your father is imagining the whole thing. 205 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,636 Yes, maybe you're right. 206 00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:06,002 Can you see my mother meeting some guy in one of those cheesy motel rooms 207 00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:10,111 with the mismatched curtains and the AstroTurf carpeting? 208 00:14:10,111 --> 00:14:13,264 She wouldn't know what to do first: have sex or redecorate.. 209 00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:19,317 Terri wants to redo the baby's room. What do you think? Turquoise or sea-green? 210 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,674 I wouldn't note the difference? 211 00:14:21,823 --> 00:14:25,728 Which uniforms you like better, Marlins or Dolphins? 212 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,864 Dolphins. 213 00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:33,581 All right, I feel stupid. Are you happy? 214 00:14:37,288 --> 00:14:40,892 -Nina. -What is it? I'm tired. 215 00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:46,147 I… 216 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,805 Have you noticed that Jordan and Terri don't seem as close as they used to be? 217 00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:57,859 I know. Terri mentioned they've been having some problems. 218 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:04,165 At least Leslie and Jeff looked ery happy tonight. 219 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:08,390 Right now they're probably humping like rabbits. 220 00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:11,906 I certainly hope somebody's humping. 221 00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:18,663 -Am I glad I'm married to you. -You are? 222 00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:22,183 -You are great. -So are you. 223 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:26,171 -I didn't make too much noise? -No, I love all that screaming. 224 00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:31,192 -It makes me feel like Michael Bolton. -Should I be more lady-like? 225 00:15:31,342 --> 00:15:33,745 Believe me. It's great. 226 00:15:37,499 --> 00:15:41,704 -Where are you going? -I want something from the mini-bar. 227 00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:46,123 That stuff's expensive. Wouldn't you like to get a glass of water? 228 00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:48,910 I don't want a glass of water. I want a Coke. 229 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:51,846 Look, we have peanuts! 230 00:15:51,913 --> 00:15:57,665 -They charge eight dollars a box. -So I'll only have a few. 231 00:15:57,018 --> 00:16:00,405 -How much are they? -You want me to look the price list? 232 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:04,459 -There could be something cheaper. -What is cheaper than peanuts? 233 00:16:05,642 --> 00:16:08,666 All right, then just have whatever you want. I guess. 234 00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,334 Thanks. 235 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:16,445 Wouldn't Matt look great in this? 236 00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:20,441 Mom, stop it now! You have the subtlety of a woodpecker. 237 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:24,796 I just try to understand why you're not planning the wedding. Matt seems so wonderful. 238 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,850 He is a wonderful guy. I love him very much. 239 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:36,329 What's wrong with him? It is not natural to wait like this. 240 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:39,113 There's nothing wrong with him. What's wrong with you and dad? 241 00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:39,801 Nothing. 242 00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:42,199 Then why does he think you're having an affair? 243 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:45,640 He said that? He thinks I'm having an affair? 244 00:16:45,682 --> 00:16:48,341 He said he has a hunch. 245 00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:50,772 I have to admit I'm stunned. 246 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,243 I told him he was crazy. 247 00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:54,976 I mean, that your father could be so perceptive. 248 00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:57,680 It's true? 249 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:01,065 I'm seeing someone. 250 00:17:01,114 --> 00:17:04,819 -Who? -You know him. Antonio. 251 00:17:04,886 --> 00:17:08,684 Antonio? Grandmother Lil's nurse? 252 00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:13,528 Are you serious? A nurse? Not even a doctor? 253 00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,751 He's not what you think at all. 254 00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:14,836 He is very bright. He is very articulate. 255 00:17:14,878 --> 00:17:17,860 He came over in a boat lift. He was in jail in Cuba. 256 00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:21,239 I don't know what for, he wouldn't tell me. 257 00:17:21,402 --> 00:17:23,901 You're involved with him? Is it serious? 258 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,441 I don't know, It's only been a few weeks. 259 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,434 I'm not gonna leave your father if that's what you're worried about. 260 00:17:29,476 --> 00:17:31,462 You can't because he would be devastated. 261 00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:36,212 Don't be so naive. Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times. 262 00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:39,486 -Really? -I'm sorry but it's true. Yes. 263 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,032 In fact I think he's still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. 264 00:17:44,074 --> 00:17:46,456 You couldn't get back at him the old fashion 265 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,731 and just go crazy with his credit card or something? 266 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:55,420 I was miserable. Maybe I needed to do something extreme, radical. 267 00:17:55,486 --> 00:18:00,224 -You did. My head is spinning. -Me too, me too. 268 00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:06,284 After a lifetime of marriage to be in a relationship where I am in control. 269 00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:11,768 To feel sexy again. Maybe I should have done it years ago. 270 00:18:11,393 --> 00:18:14,010 No, it's good you waited. It's the perfect 271 00:18:14,022 --> 00:18:16,958 moment in medical history to turn promiscuous. 272 00:18:17,108 --> 00:18:21,012 You're upset. Somehow I thought you'd be more understanding. 273 00:18:21,162 --> 00:18:24,445 I try but it's a little disturbing to learn that 274 00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:27,617 both of your parents are committing adultery. 275 00:18:27,659 --> 00:18:29,745 That's not the norm. Not in my life. 276 00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:32,056 I shouldn't have told you. 277 00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:35,229 Tell me more. How did it start? 278 00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:36,861 Do you really wanna know? 279 00:18:36,928 --> 00:18:41,432 It's gonna be obsessing all night so I wanna get the details right. 280 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:47,438 I was at the home a few weeks ago when Grandma Lil had one of her minor strokes. 281 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:50,348 Antonio was there, it was his birthday. 282 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,434 Some friends were supposed to take him to dinner 283 00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:55,291 but he stayed until grandma had stabilized. 284 00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:58,701 She's really fine now. 285 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,086 -Antonio, thank you. -It's all right. 286 00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:08,609 You should get to your party. 287 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,664 I think it's too late already. 288 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:15,817 No. Really? 289 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:19,420 Would you let me take you to dinner? 290 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,522 Anywhere you like to go. 291 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:25,052 I would have picked the most expensive place I could find 292 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:28,579 but Antonio wanted to eat at a little Cuban restaurant near his home. 293 00:19:28,579 --> 00:19:32,578 I know it sounds silly but I wanted to be an actress. 294 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:35,337 -It doesn't sound silly. -You don't think? 295 00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:38,386 In the way you keep your mother's spirits up. 296 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,793 -You are a very talented performer. -No, I'm not. 297 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:46,447 I tried when I was really young but I was a disaster. 298 00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:49,150 Oh, come on. 299 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:54,105 I went on auditions and I would freeze. 300 00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:59,407 Because I think I wanted it too much. 301 00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:02,964 That's crazy. How can anybody want something too much? 302 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:07,919 Cause you can just get so consumed with longing and hope, 303 00:20:08,069 --> 00:20:11,606 that you can't think straight. Everything is a blur. 304 00:20:11,673 --> 00:20:16,177 That's love! How can you love too much? 305 00:20:16,327 --> 00:20:19,480 People lose perspective all the time. 306 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,084 And too much love can be dangerous. 307 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:27,466 You have this backwards. 308 00:20:26,945 --> 00:20:31,596 We talked and talked and then it got very late, and I drank too much wine. 309 00:20:31,637 --> 00:20:34,557 -So he got you drunk. -I wasn't drunk 310 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,122 but I didn't feel comfortable about driving home 311 00:20:37,164 --> 00:20:42,003 so we walked to his place to call a cab. 312 00:20:42,064 --> 00:20:43,524 Yes, but don't get lost. 313 00:20:43,837 --> 00:20:46,027 All right. 10 minutes. 314 00:20:49,961 --> 00:20:53,461 Ten minutes for the car. 315 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,037 I didn't realize that you were a weightlifter. 316 00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:58,289 I was crazy. I saw it one night on TV and had to have it. 317 00:20:58,331 --> 00:21:01,250 I am one of those consumers. 318 00:21:01,222 --> 00:21:04,375 Is that how you do it? 319 00:21:04,525 --> 00:21:09,759 Let me help you. You have to be… 320 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,084 -Your legs… -Easy as that. 321 00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:17,739 -You never tried it? -Lift weight? 322 00:21:17,889 --> 00:21:22,927 I think that at certain age you realize there's no reward 323 00:21:22,994 --> 00:21:27,798 in making parts of your body bigger than they already are. 324 00:21:29,751 --> 00:21:32,057 You are not old. 325 00:21:32,099 --> 00:21:34,408 No, just beyond improvement. 326 00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:37,859 You know what? 327 00:21:38,009 --> 00:21:40,561 You are very beautiful. 328 00:21:41,462 --> 00:21:44,916 Thank you. So are you. 329 00:21:47,769 --> 00:21:51,155 -I'm sorry. -What's so funny? 330 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:54,008 I just can't believe it. 331 00:21:54,075 --> 00:21:56,477 Tell me. Go ahead. 332 00:21:56,477 --> 00:21:59,113 I just don't know. 333 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:02,333 Are you supposed to kiss me or what? 334 00:22:03,534 --> 00:22:06,387 Yes. I think so. 335 00:22:07,889 --> 00:22:10,224 Oh, good. 336 00:22:15,074 --> 00:22:17,177 Jeez, you make it sound so romantic. 337 00:22:17,219 --> 00:22:19,300 It was. It was thrilling. 338 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:24,855 I wanted to tell Dad the truth so he knew I could still feel like that. 339 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:26,544 Good morning. 340 00:22:26,857 --> 00:22:29,359 -Where's my vitamin E? -What? 341 00:22:29,401 --> 00:22:31,611 Vitamin E! 342 00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:34,218 I told you I would pick it up but you said you were going to the store. 343 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:35,928 I'm sorry, I forgot. 344 00:22:35,967 --> 00:22:38,198 What are you trying to do, kill me? 345 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:42,247 He gets angry because he's getting old. He's so afraid of death. 346 00:22:42,289 --> 00:22:44,225 What about you? You must have fears. 347 00:22:44,374 --> 00:22:47,431 My biggest fear was that I died without making love to anyone but your father. 348 00:22:47,473 --> 00:22:50,531 So you got that with Antonio. One time, that was it. 349 00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:54,585 No, we meet now several afternoons a week at his place. 350 00:22:54,736 --> 00:22:57,364 We tried going to a motel once but I couldn't 351 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,074 relax. The room was summoning?? awful colors. 352 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:02,843 I'm really sorry. 353 00:23:02,994 --> 00:23:06,792 I shouldn't have brought you here. I know that. 354 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:10,735 It wasn't your fault. I don't know what came over me. 355 00:23:12,003 --> 00:23:17,642 -I'm glad you told me. -Are you? You are not disappointed? 356 00:23:17,709 --> 00:23:20,645 No, it's just I'm confused. 357 00:23:20,712 --> 00:23:23,330 You keep pushing me to get married 358 00:23:23,372 --> 00:23:26,322 and then you tell me that your marriage was a failure. 359 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:30,171 No, it wasn't a failure. Not at all. 360 00:23:30,253 --> 00:23:33,236 We had great times together. 361 00:23:33,277 --> 00:23:38,282 We raised three incredible children. We travelled. 362 00:23:37,761 --> 00:23:40,013 He's still the most charming man I've ever met. 363 00:23:40,055 --> 00:23:43,534 I just can't stand to be with him right now. 364 00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:53,745 What are you doing? You promised Mom you'd stop smoking cigars. 365 00:23:53,819 --> 00:23:56,384 I'm working on it. Did she say anything to you? 366 00:23:56,425 --> 00:23:58,615 -Who? -Your mother. 367 00:23:58,824 --> 00:24:01,718 You two went shopping the other day. I thought 368 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:04,141 you had asked her about the situation. 369 00:24:04,246 --> 00:24:06,748 You think I can be manipulated that easily? 370 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:11,763 You two are close and I thought maybe she'd open up to you. 371 00:24:11,912 --> 00:24:15,413 I don't think she's very happy with you these days. 372 00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:19,503 She won't play tennis with me anymore. 373 00:24:19,570 --> 00:24:23,703 Did she accuse me of having an affair with my travel agent? 374 00:24:23,744 --> 00:24:25,892 -Why? -Because it's not true. 375 00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:28,129 There was a flirtation with Zelda but nothing happened. 376 00:24:28,129 --> 00:24:29,984 I don't need to hear this! 377 00:24:30,026 --> 00:24:32,295 I just want you to know that I'm not perfect. 378 00:24:32,295 --> 00:24:34,885 You kids tend to put me up on a pedestal. 379 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:36,987 Don't worry. We lowered it the year you voted for Bush. 380 00:24:37,028 --> 00:24:38,723 I have to get back to work. 381 00:24:38,789 --> 00:24:42,093 I have Marlin tickets for tomorrow. It's an afternoon game. 382 00:24:42,243 --> 00:24:45,846 I can't. I promised Terri and Jordan that I would come to their house for branch. 383 00:24:45,996 --> 00:24:50,051 -Charlie! How are you? -I was just seeing Dennis. 384 00:24:50,201 --> 00:24:55,192 -Do you know my daughter, Gwyn? -You're the one in advertising, right? 385 00:24:55,005 --> 00:24:57,728 You did that pizza bit where little guys walk across the pizza 386 00:24:57,770 --> 00:25:00,494 and then they get their feet stuck in the cheese. 387 00:25:00,561 --> 00:25:04,827 There is no money in 30-second comedy. 388 00:25:04,306 --> 00:25:07,079 Half-hour comedy. You've got to write half-hours. 389 00:25:07,121 --> 00:25:10,321 -You wanna write a script for my show. -I did. 390 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,169 -Send it to me. -I did. 391 00:25:13,273 --> 00:25:17,089 Send it again. This time you put a note in there and say 392 00:25:17,027 --> 00:25:19,112 "You are a schmuck, Charlie if you don't read my script". 393 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:22,933 -Thanks. -Send it to me. I read it. 394 00:25:23,084 --> 00:25:27,739 Get one from Cuba. These Jersey Cigars, they're not making it. 395 00:25:27,888 --> 00:25:30,074 Beautiful jacket, isn't it? 396 00:25:30,141 --> 00:25:36,297 He is so real, warm and plastic. He's like the prototype for a human being. 397 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:38,078 You've been talking about getting out of 398 00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:40,134 advertising and doing something more substantial. 399 00:25:40,201 --> 00:25:43,053 And there's so much substance in sitcoms, right? 400 00:25:43,095 --> 00:25:46,390 I don't know why you get so insecure, your script is hilarious. 401 00:25:46,431 --> 00:25:49,210 Thank you. Your support means a lot to me. 402 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:54,165 It's worthless in the real world, but it is important for me. 403 00:25:55,516 --> 00:25:58,152 Pick me up later. 404 00:26:01,972 --> 00:26:03,803 You make me sick, Jordan! 405 00:26:03,844 --> 00:26:05,576 I know what makes you sick. 406 00:26:06,243 --> 00:26:10,682 -It's not me, it's hormonal. -I'm tired of your lies! 407 00:26:10,831 --> 00:26:14,572 I just want you out. Go, Jordan! 408 00:26:14,584 --> 00:26:18,234 -You need to talk to someone other than me. -I'll be talking to my lawyer. 409 00:26:18,338 --> 00:26:22,092 Make an appointment, lie down on a couch, he'll take notes… 410 00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:25,846 Come on in. We're just having a little domestic crisis. 411 00:26:25,846 --> 00:26:29,600 Get out of this house or I'll call the police! 412 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,354 -Please, Gwyn is here! -I don't give a shit. 413 00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:35,021 What the hell is going on here? 414 00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:37,003 Terri is just a little upset. That's all. She'll be fine. 415 00:26:37,107 --> 00:26:38,942 I will not be fine, you bastard. 416 00:26:38,984 --> 00:26:41,162 Please, Gwyn is here. We'll do it later. 417 00:26:44,197 --> 00:26:48,068 -Maybe I should go. -No, a little help, please. 418 00:26:48,068 --> 00:26:52,056 -How do you take your coffee? -Decaf. Or with lots of milk. 419 00:26:52,122 --> 00:26:54,375 Coming right up. Lots of milk. 420 00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:56,981 -You stay the hell out of my kitchen. -I'm just trying to get some coffee! 421 00:26:57,023 --> 00:26:58,545 What did you do to her? 422 00:26:58,587 --> 00:27:03,800 I'll tell you what he did to me. He cheated on me with my best friend. 423 00:27:03,905 --> 00:27:05,844 -Who's your best friend? -He's still denying it. 424 00:27:05,886 --> 00:27:07,588 She's so selfish she doesn't even have a best friend. 425 00:27:07,658 --> 00:27:10,995 Not anymore. Not since you screwed her. 426 00:27:11,308 --> 00:27:13,289 Okay, I screwed her. Are you happy? 427 00:27:13,393 --> 00:27:16,209 You are the lowest human being on earth. 428 00:27:15,687 --> 00:27:17,835 Here's your goddamned coffee! 429 00:27:17,877 --> 00:27:21,735 Now get out, you asshole. You ruined my life. 430 00:27:23,204 --> 00:27:27,595 It was a mistake. It was a huge mistake. 431 00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:29,830 I never should have allowed the cellular?? phone bills come to the house. 432 00:27:29,872 --> 00:27:32,446 That's how she found out, the phone bills? 433 00:27:32,513 --> 00:27:35,665 She could see that I was making local calls When I said I was out of town. 434 00:27:35,707 --> 00:27:37,271 Jordan, she was pregnant. 435 00:27:37,618 --> 00:27:43,324 She won't sleep with me. I need sex. I need a lot of sex. 436 00:27:43,324 --> 00:27:46,822 Did you have to have it with another person? Who are you calling? 437 00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:48,699 I just gonna check voice mail. 438 00:27:48,741 --> 00:27:51,733 -That phone is gonna give you a tumor. -I'd use a tumor right about now. 439 00:27:51,882 --> 00:27:54,113 Are you going to stay with your girlfriend? 440 00:27:54,155 --> 00:27:56,387 I don't think her husband would appreciate it. 441 00:27:57,588 --> 00:28:02,092 -She's married too? -Yeah. It's Brad's wife, Kaia. 442 00:28:02,993 --> 00:28:06,597 You slept with your partner's wife? 443 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:10,534 You're like a nuclear menace! Your warhead should be dismantled. 444 00:28:11,785 --> 00:28:16,441 You and Terri had the perfect marriage. What changed? 445 00:28:16,507 --> 00:28:17,728 Terri changed. 446 00:28:17,770 --> 00:28:19,918 Oh, Terri changed. And you didn't change at all. 447 00:28:20,127 --> 00:28:23,167 When I married her she was this young ambitious lawyer, 448 00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,966 and now she just turned into this mother. 449 00:28:26,116 --> 00:28:30,020 And that should turn you __ ? How did it all start? 450 00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:32,423 It just happened. 451 00:28:32,573 --> 00:28:37,123 We were all together at dinner one night, Brad, Kaia, Terri and me. 452 00:28:37,227 --> 00:28:39,479 We're taking Tommy with us on the boat tomorrow for the first time. 453 00:28:39,521 --> 00:28:42,128 You should come along. You'd have a lot of fun. 454 00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:45,719 I have to work tomorrow. in the morning on the beach. 455 00:28:45,786 --> 00:28:49,239 -Tough life. -You should come and have a look. 456 00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:51,942 It's bloody hard work. 457 00:28:52,092 --> 00:28:57,197 That night Terri accused me of flirting with Kaia. 458 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:57,143 She was very perceptive. 459 00:28:57,197 --> 00:28:59,053 I wasn't flirting! 460 00:28:58,915 --> 00:29:00,897 Will you keep the voice down, the baby is asleep. 461 00:29:01,314 --> 00:29:02,148 "The baby's asleep, we can't talk", 462 00:29:02,189 --> 00:29:03,503 "The baby's asleep, We can't have sex", 463 00:29:03,545 --> 00:29:05,380 "The baby's asleep, We can't go out". 464 00:29:05,589 --> 00:29:08,091 What are you talking about? We just went out. 465 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,822 That wasn't out. That was dinner. 466 00:29:09,864 --> 00:29:12,158 Out is out, out is "not in by 21:30". 467 00:29:12,575 --> 00:29:14,347 Grow up. 468 00:29:16,224 --> 00:29:19,352 The next day after lunch I went down to the beach. 469 00:29:19,561 --> 00:29:24,458 -So you were looking for trouble? -Not at all. I was just curious. 470 00:29:49,751 --> 00:29:53,804 Then something happened to me that has never happened to me before. 471 00:29:55,456 --> 00:29:59,661 When I came to I was in Kaia's dressing room. 472 00:30:13,775 --> 00:30:16,326 You're beautiful. 473 00:30:16,477 --> 00:30:19,930 You think so? I don't know anymore. 474 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,783 You are. 475 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:25,569 You are definitely gorgeous. 476 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,527 -What are you doing? -I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. 477 00:30:33,594 --> 00:30:36,146 I have a pin in my mouth. 478 00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:38,399 I'm sorry. 479 00:30:41,251 --> 00:30:45,155 -She smelled like rose petals. -Okay, I get the idea. 480 00:30:45,305 --> 00:30:47,851 Afterwards I told her how frustrated I was. How 481 00:30:47,863 --> 00:30:50,260 Terri and I even stopped going to the movies 482 00:30:50,683 --> 00:30:53,947 and how after the baby Terri never let me touch her breast. 483 00:30:54,014 --> 00:30:59,420 For us too. Last night just sits and watches talk shows. 484 00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:03,206 -It's tragic, really. -Yes, tragic. 485 00:31:03,311 --> 00:31:07,189 We started meeting every few days at a hotel room down the beach. 486 00:31:07,189 --> 00:31:11,665 The sex was incredible. I'm talking world class. 487 00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:16,240 But I never wanted my marriage to end. I honestly thought I could have both. 488 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:20,591 -I just feel bad for the kids. -Kids will be fine. 489 00:31:20,742 --> 00:31:23,594 Terri is an excellent mother. 490 00:31:23,745 --> 00:31:28,849 She is an excellent mother, she's a brilliant mind and she's still very attractive. 491 00:31:28,849 --> 00:31:31,401 What changed? What did she do wrong? 492 00:31:31,552 --> 00:31:38,304 She didn't do anything wrong. We just want different things. People evolve differently. 493 00:31:38,346 --> 00:31:41,328 One day you wake up and the woman in bed next you 494 00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:43,205 is not the woman you fell in love with. 495 00:31:43,246 --> 00:31:45,228 It's inevitable. 496 00:31:45,749 --> 00:31:48,368 When are you getting married? 497 00:31:53,173 --> 00:31:56,927 I'm sorry. It's too traumatic for me. 498 00:31:57,077 --> 00:32:00,201 -You wanted to see the birth. -I did, I really did. 499 00:32:00,243 --> 00:32:03,225 I just didn't realize that the mother was gonna be in such pain. 500 00:32:03,266 --> 00:32:04,885 But it's perfectly natural! 501 00:32:05,035 --> 00:32:07,917 It's always natural for the female to be in agony. 502 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,440 I thought you wanted to learn more about my work. 503 00:32:10,591 --> 00:32:14,578 I'm sorry I can't listen to that grunting. 504 00:32:14,645 --> 00:32:16,884 You'll be grunting like that too yourself. 505 00:32:16,926 --> 00:32:19,600 -What are you talking about? -You said you wanted to have kids soon. 506 00:32:19,741 --> 00:32:23,654 Yes, before the ozone layer disappears, but not right away. 507 00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:26,936 We can't wait that long if we want to have a big family. 508 00:32:26,415 --> 00:32:27,541 Who said that I want a big family? 509 00:32:27,582 --> 00:32:29,084 I want a big family. We've discussed it. 510 00:32:29,126 --> 00:32:31,941 -No, we haven't. -Well, I meant to discuss it. 511 00:32:31,628 --> 00:32:34,610 But you know it would be a problem. We want different things. 512 00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:35,903 My brother was right. 513 00:32:35,945 --> 00:32:39,448 He was just rationalizing the collapse of his own marriage. 514 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,534 He did a very persuasive job. 515 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:43,515 I've got to go back in. 516 00:32:43,473 --> 00:32:50,080 I'll go buy the chimp family a gift. Or a snack for later. __ 517 00:32:57,487 --> 00:32:59,114 It was a girl. 518 00:32:59,156 --> 00:33:02,179 They are already selling these at the souvenir stands. 519 00:33:03,143 --> 00:33:06,830 You give her one of those silly names you always give monkeys, 520 00:33:06,872 --> 00:33:11,251 like Coco or Puff-Puff or Lemba? 521 00:33:11,251 --> 00:33:14,706 Actually they're having a contest next week. 522 00:33:14,855 --> 00:33:20,861 -What? We still fighting? -don't know, you tell me. 523 00:33:21,011 --> 00:33:25,286 All right, let's talk about it. How many kids do you want? 524 00:33:25,328 --> 00:33:29,870 Do you think pandering is the way to regain my affection? 525 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:33,408 -Yes, I do. -Really? 526 00:33:35,233 --> 00:33:39,508 -Okay. I want two kids. -Me too. 527 00:33:39,613 --> 00:33:42,845 -And I want them both to be girls. -Me too. 528 00:33:42,949 --> 00:33:46,599 -I want them to look more like me. -Me too. 529 00:33:46,703 --> 00:33:51,642 And I don't want them to ever have to go camping if they don't want to. 530 00:34:05,993 --> 00:34:10,560 -What are you doing? -I'm making love to you. 531 00:34:10,712 --> 00:34:14,399 __ hot? 532 00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:22,272 Hold on, I have to put my thing in. 533 00:34:22,422 --> 00:34:27,160 It's so hard to be spontaneous. Why can't you go on the pill? 534 00:34:27,227 --> 00:34:31,131 -'Cause I don't wanna get cancer. -Millions of women take the pill. 535 00:34:31,281 --> 00:34:33,590 Millions of women don't like oral sex. Do you want 536 00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:35,786 to have a referendum on all bedroom activities? 537 00:34:35,936 --> 00:34:40,403 I just want to be intimate with you without an appointment. 538 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:43,443 I love you. I love everything about you. 539 00:34:43,593 --> 00:34:47,798 I love your face, your hair, your neck. 540 00:34:48,849 --> 00:34:53,954 You're still gonna be interested in this neck when I'm 70? 541 00:34:51,143 --> 00:34:53,958 You won't have a neck when you're 70. 542 00:34:54,104 --> 00:34:57,858 But I'll still have my girlie sensuality. 543 00:34:57,858 --> 00:35:01,434 I certainly hope so. 544 00:35:15,876 --> 00:35:18,128 Nobody called. 545 00:35:18,278 --> 00:35:20,682 You scared me! 546 00:35:20,831 --> 00:35:26,086 -You've been smoking cigars in here again? -No. Where were you this late? 547 00:35:26,086 --> 00:35:30,824 I told you. Marion wanted to see the new Kenneth Branagh movie. 548 00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:35,583 -You're so tired all the time. -I'm getting old! 549 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:36,951 No, you're not getting old. 550 00:35:36,993 --> 00:35:38,849 Cause if you're getting old, I'm getting old 551 00:35:38,899 --> 00:35:43,286 -and I'm not getting old. Am I? -No, you look great. 552 00:35:44,404 --> 00:35:47,858 Maybe you're just working too hard. You should think about a vacation. 553 00:35:47,858 --> 00:35:52,110 You're right. Do you want to go to Venice? 554 00:35:51,912 --> 00:35:56,416 -You always loved Venice. -I love Florence, you love Venice. 555 00:35:56,566 --> 00:36:00,170 I can't go away now. I'm redoing Judy's living-room. 556 00:36:00,274 --> 00:36:03,673 A couple of days in Venice. We'll eat, we'll drink, we'll sleep late. 557 00:36:03,715 --> 00:36:04,975 We never sleep late. We're always leaping out of bed. 558 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:09,329 It does sound kind of tempting. 559 00:36:09,742 --> 00:36:13,233 I'll call Zelda in the morning for tickets. 560 00:36:14,584 --> 00:36:17,137 I really… 561 00:36:17,137 --> 00:36:20,140 I can't go away now. 562 00:36:20,290 --> 00:36:23,839 -Are you coming upstairs? -In a few minutes. 563 00:36:23,944 --> 00:36:27,347 I'm gonna watch the highlights on sportscenter. 564 00:36:38,308 --> 00:36:42,963 Can we go to the lingerie store? I want a teddy. 565 00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:46,258 You're still wearing that lacey, silky, girlie stuff? 566 00:36:46,466 --> 00:36:51,117 I do it for Jeff. Really. He thinks it's romantic. 567 00:36:51,158 --> 00:36:52,994 So you two are doing good? Are you happy? 568 00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:54,674 Yeah, it's great. 569 00:36:54,808 --> 00:36:57,582 This is the guy? For eternity. 570 00:36:57,623 --> 00:37:00,680 Your kids can save and buy one headstone. 571 00:37:00,831 --> 00:37:05,185 -No complaints in bed? -He is a football player. 572 00:37:05,185 --> 00:37:08,638 You were a hussy when you were single. 573 00:37:08,789 --> 00:37:12,138 -Little I? -Yes, small can. 574 00:37:12,993 --> 00:37:18,098 I'm not saying Jeff is perfect. He gets a little cheap sometimes. 575 00:37:18,248 --> 00:37:23,136 But he is considerate and romantic. We share everything. 576 00:37:23,203 --> 00:37:26,957 This is the one I was thinking of getting. What do you think? 577 00:37:26,957 --> 00:37:31,011 Not too bad. It's just still __ in the crotch area. 578 00:37:31,824 --> 00:37:35,599 Will it look as good on me as it did on the girl in the catalog? 579 00:37:35,665 --> 00:37:40,020 She's a model. She probably has eating disorder and breast that exploded __ . 580 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:42,723 Excuse me. Leslie? 581 00:37:43,623 --> 00:37:46,839 -Mitchell Ruskin. -Oh, my god! 582 00:37:46,881 --> 00:37:51,431 I didn't recognize you, You look so different. 583 00:37:51,431 --> 00:37:55,035 I've lost hair and I got a nose job. 584 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:59,089 Dr. Mendelsohn, right? My friend Laurie has the same nose. 585 00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:03,593 Gwyn, you know Mitchell. We went out most the 11th grade. 586 00:38:04,148 --> 00:38:05,996 I always liked your nose. 587 00:38:06,129 --> 00:38:08,569 So did I but then I went to dental school 588 00:38:08,611 --> 00:38:11,239 and I found it literally got in the way. 589 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,282 You're a dentist? 590 00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:17,257 -I heard you got married. -Yes, I am newly wed. 591 00:38:17,391 --> 00:38:19,121 What are you doing in here? 592 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:21,103 I'm getting my hygienist a birthday present. 593 00:38:21,144 --> 00:38:23,647 -I was thinking about a robe. -Robe is good. 594 00:38:23,688 --> 00:38:26,254 Maybe she wants something a little racier. 595 00:38:26,358 --> 00:38:27,567 Are you sleeping with her? 596 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:32,260 He's a man actually, my hygienist. He just has a thing for lingerie. 597 00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:34,157 Robe is good. 598 00:38:35,117 --> 00:38:37,657 It sounds like I spank him. 599 00:38:37,698 --> 00:38:40,230 I just want something silky to put on 600 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:44,735 so he's cozy and can have my way. I'm kidding. 601 00:38:48,338 --> 00:38:52,392 -How does that feel? -Incredible. You have great hands. 602 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,843 You are the one who has great hands. 603 00:38:54,884 --> 00:38:57,197 No, you should be a physical therapist. 604 00:38:57,326 --> 00:39:00,350 Actually I was thinking of doing some decorating. 605 00:39:00,913 --> 00:39:02,986 Like your mom? 606 00:39:03,053 --> 00:39:07,941 Gwyn says she wants someone who can fix her place and I think I can. 607 00:39:08,008 --> 00:39:11,762 -I think I really have good taste. -Yes, you do. 608 00:39:12,963 --> 00:39:17,551 -That's not what I meant. -And you've got a soft butt. 609 00:39:17,617 --> 00:39:21,605 That's because I'm not wearing pads __ to play. 610 00:39:21,671 --> 00:39:24,824 And your shoulders are soft too. 611 00:39:26,522 --> 00:39:29,780 What is this? Is this something new? 612 00:39:30,589 --> 00:39:32,320 You don't like it? 613 00:39:32,361 --> 00:39:34,735 I just can't believe you went shopping again. 614 00:39:35,062 --> 00:39:37,637 It wasn't expensive if that's what you mean. 615 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:39,660 Do you need it? Can you take it back? 616 00:39:39,765 --> 00:39:42,642 No, I can't take it back. it has no __ . 617 00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:45,695 You can't just keep buying stuff like this, We can't afford it. 618 00:39:45,845 --> 00:39:48,827 How can you say that? You made over 200,000 dollars! 619 00:39:48,868 --> 00:39:51,851 This year! Maybe for a few more years. 620 00:39:52,002 --> 00:39:55,905 Then what if I blow a knee or I lose step? 621 00:39:56,356 --> 00:40:00,160 Do you know what I do then? I go to high school football 622 00:40:00,202 --> 00:40:04,164 and I teach math for 14,000 dollars a year. 623 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:09,119 Why are you yelling at me? You don't even know any math. 624 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:09,169 You don't even think. You just don't think. 625 00:40:09,119 --> 00:40:12,272 -Where are you going? -You got me all tense now. 626 00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:17,114 I'm going to watch some game and relax. 627 00:40:21,732 --> 00:40:24,134 Excuse me. 628 00:40:24,284 --> 00:40:28,638 Gwyn, what are you doing here? Are you flying somewhere? 629 00:40:28,772 --> 00:40:32,692 No, my fiancé is coming in from Mexico. His flight is delayed. 630 00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:36,655 There is a storm there. I'm waiting for the same plane. 631 00:40:36,696 --> 00:40:41,702 -I'm picking up my mother. -I hear that's a specialty of yours. 632 00:40:42,902 --> 00:40:46,356 Nina told me you were very upset. 633 00:40:46,498 --> 00:40:51,461 Really? I think that I've acted very supportive. 634 00:40:51,461 --> 00:40:54,277 You haven't visited your grandmother in a while. 635 00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:57,617 I don't wanna make my mother any more uncomfortable than she already is. 636 00:40:57,759 --> 00:41:01,371 We try to be discreet around Lilian, but I think she sees everything. 637 00:41:01,513 --> 00:41:03,661 That's 'cause she can't blink. 638 00:41:03,703 --> 00:41:06,205 Your grandmother is an incredible strong woman. 639 00:41:05,684 --> 00:41:07,310 You don't have to tell me about my grandmother. 640 00:41:07,352 --> 00:41:09,187 I love her very much. 641 00:41:09,229 --> 00:41:12,149 Why don't you go after her? She is at least single. 642 00:41:13,087 --> 00:41:16,836 You really think I'm some kind of pervert, don't you? 643 00:41:16,945 --> 00:41:20,741 No, I have always thought you were a terrific guy. 644 00:41:20,803 --> 00:41:24,644 I think you are very patient and very generous. 645 00:41:25,808 --> 00:41:31,188 Did you think I was gay? People always assume that I'm gay. 646 00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:33,587 It's occurred to me. 647 00:41:33,628 --> 00:41:36,611 Because I am a nurse? Even Nina questioned me. 648 00:41:36,652 --> 00:41:39,478 My mother is very picky about choosing a lover. 649 00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:42,033 God knows how many of mine she's rejected. 650 00:41:42,074 --> 00:41:43,284 I know. 651 00:41:43,326 --> 00:41:46,412 What do you mean? My mother talks about me to you? 652 00:41:46,454 --> 00:41:51,417 All the time. She is concerned why you haven't planned your wedding. 653 00:41:51,459 --> 00:41:55,588 Yes, she thinks you are being very unfair to Matt. 654 00:41:55,630 --> 00:42:01,636 She sacrificed her moral high ground the first night at your apartment. 655 00:42:01,677 --> 00:42:05,212 __ . 656 00:42:07,475 --> 00:42:09,389 Are you hungry at all? 657 00:42:10,332 --> 00:42:15,695 -I can go and find some coffee. -No, I don't drink coffee. 658 00:42:16,588 --> 00:42:19,570 I just think it's gonna be a long night. 659 00:42:22,323 --> 00:42:25,347 Maybe I could have a cup of tea or something. 660 00:42:25,555 --> 00:42:27,257 Unless you'd rather wait alone. 661 00:42:27,407 --> 00:42:32,512 It'll be good, eating airport food to have a nurse around. 662 00:42:32,512 --> 00:42:36,049 I'm so relieved. I was beginning to think you'd never set a date. 663 00:42:36,116 --> 00:42:39,173 Now we can start gossiping about something else. 664 00:42:39,215 --> 00:42:41,717 This is it. 665 00:42:42,343 --> 00:42:44,804 This is for your keys. 666 00:42:44,845 --> 00:42:48,558 My keys? It's a huge table. 667 00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:53,083 Your mail or loose change. Some people might put flowers on it. 668 00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:56,065 -Do you both like it? -It's a very nice piece. 669 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:57,525 All right, so I'll take it home. 670 00:42:57,567 --> 00:43:00,278 You can bring Matt to look at it. 671 00:43:00,382 --> 00:43:02,842 -Why does Matt have to see it? -He may not like it. 672 00:43:02,842 --> 00:43:05,345 Who cares? I'm buying the table. 673 00:43:05,387 --> 00:43:08,482 You're a couple now. You're gonna be married in 3 months. 674 00:43:08,548 --> 00:43:10,976 I can't make any decisions on my own? 675 00:43:11,017 --> 00:43:14,625 Gwyn, you are such an extremist. You're probably not gonna take his last name either. 676 00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:17,232 Why should I take his name? Why shouldn't he take my name? 677 00:43:17,274 --> 00:43:19,839 It's perfectly normal in a healthy relationship 678 00:43:19,881 --> 00:43:22,550 to give up some of your own identity. 679 00:43:22,592 --> 00:43:26,049 I don't wanna do that cause I don't have any extra. 680 00:43:26,115 --> 00:43:28,902 Okay, Let's surprise Matt. 681 00:43:28,968 --> 00:43:33,407 Don't forget to give me the keys so I can drop the ones that come with it. 682 00:43:33,473 --> 00:43:36,939 I'm gonna go up to the home to visit Grandma this afternoon. Do you wanna come with me? 683 00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:39,337 Sure I wouldn't be a third wheel? 684 00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:42,674 Do you mean Antonio? It's his day off, thank god. 685 00:43:42,716 --> 00:43:44,864 -What happened? -Nothing. 686 00:43:44,906 --> 00:43:46,636 But I can't keep seeing him. It's crazy. 687 00:43:46,678 --> 00:43:48,826 The whole thing got so intense so quickly. 688 00:43:48,868 --> 00:43:50,974 He's just so passionate. 689 00:43:51,058 --> 00:43:54,665 -I thought that's what you wanted. -I must have been out of my mind. 690 00:43:54,707 --> 00:43:57,272 I don't even find him attractive anymore. 691 00:43:57,314 --> 00:43:59,253 You just exaggerate for my benefit. 692 00:43:59,295 --> 00:44:02,798 I was just drawn by the thrill of the forbidden. 693 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,092 He's got tattoos in strange places. 694 00:44:05,134 --> 00:44:08,429 They flap or fly or something. 695 00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:11,611 The truth is things are getting better with your father. 696 00:44:11,762 --> 00:44:13,543 They are? 697 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,311 He's really making an effort. 698 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:17,438 He even came to look at wallpapers with me the other day. 699 00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:20,358 And you know he's always been so dismissive with my work. 700 00:44:20,470 --> 00:44:23,172 I was starting to worry about you two. 701 00:44:23,277 --> 00:44:29,179 When I was a kid I thought that romance was flowers and candy and moonlight walks. 702 00:44:29,221 --> 00:44:37,875 Now all I want is someone to hold my hand while I pick out lawn furniture. 703 00:44:37,458 --> 00:44:42,046 They didn't go for it. They thought it was too creative. 704 00:44:41,525 --> 00:44:44,403 The customers get older. They're afraid nobody would get it. 705 00:44:44,444 --> 00:44:47,196 I thought the whole idea was to go younger. 706 00:44:47,260 --> 00:44:49,616 But without alienating their core customers. 707 00:44:49,658 --> 00:44:52,001 They want me to make it worse? 708 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:54,204 Just less __ . 709 00:44:54,246 --> 00:44:56,289 Am I interrupting something? 710 00:44:56,331 --> 00:44:59,105 No, we are just debating an oxymoron: art and advertising. 711 00:44:59,146 --> 00:45:01,607 You got a minute? 712 00:45:01,649 --> 00:45:05,515 Talk to Peter. And I need it tomorrow. 713 00:45:05,665 --> 00:45:10,470 -I'm taking you off Seven Seas. -But it's my account! 714 00:45:10,616 --> 00:45:14,370 -It's the client. -The client loves me. 715 00:45:13,849 --> 00:45:16,205 They said I was charming. 716 00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:18,812 They are uncomfortable with the fact that you are a woman. 717 00:45:18,854 --> 00:45:21,028 There a few days every month where I'm not so comfortable 718 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,774 with it either. Did they actually said that? 719 00:45:22,816 --> 00:45:24,338 They like your campaign. 720 00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:27,049 They're just concerned you may not be around long enough to execute it. 721 00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:30,177 What? They know something that I don't? 722 00:45:30,219 --> 00:45:33,723 You're getting married. You'll have kids soon. 723 00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:37,372 They don't want to have to start over with someone new when that time comes. 724 00:45:37,414 --> 00:45:41,543 Where do people get ideas like this? From reading Dickens? 725 00:45:41,585 --> 00:45:43,941 Did you at least fight for me? 726 00:45:43,983 --> 00:45:46,548 You can't expect me to argue with the client. 727 00:45:46,590 --> 00:45:50,197 What about you? You have a wife and a family. 728 00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,826 You and I both know it's different for men. 729 00:45:53,472 --> 00:45:55,828 So this is it. I've hit the glass ceiling. 730 00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:59,207 You don't really buy that "glass ceiling" stuff, do you? 731 00:45:58,685 --> 00:46:03,377 No, I get it for free every morning just showing up. 732 00:46:02,856 --> 00:46:06,464 -This is totally unfair. -I know. 733 00:46:06,505 --> 00:46:09,529 I've got to get out of here. I can't work. 734 00:46:09,842 --> 00:46:15,848 Maybe I should have just quit. That would have gotten their attention. 735 00:46:15,890 --> 00:46:18,663 People always think, because I've got this big mouth, 736 00:46:18,705 --> 00:46:24,232 that I'm tough. But I'm not. I always run from conflicts. 737 00:46:23,710 --> 00:46:26,171 I know, you too, Grandma. 738 00:46:26,213 --> 00:46:28,778 That was a little different. You were running from the Nazis. 739 00:46:28,819 --> 00:46:31,530 I could never have survived what you did. 740 00:46:31,009 --> 00:46:34,304 I would have lasted maybe a month without cable TV and a shower. 741 00:46:34,346 --> 00:46:37,015 Cause I'm weak. My whole generation. 742 00:46:37,057 --> 00:46:39,622 We're weak and timid and selfish. 743 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:44,013 Our biggest vows in life are over work and money and sex. 744 00:46:44,147 --> 00:46:48,276 We have no real wars to fight. You escaped to America. 745 00:46:48,318 --> 00:46:54,470 What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? That I escaped to the suburbs? 746 00:46:53,949 --> 00:46:57,527 But then I think it can be a great life. 747 00:46:57,677 --> 00:47:01,280 Kids, __ and cockades… 748 00:47:01,431 --> 00:47:05,786 Feel free to interrupt any time you disagree. 749 00:47:05,935 --> 00:47:09,238 There you go, Lillian. Nice and cold. 750 00:47:09,389 --> 00:47:13,292 It's getting very warm out. I should take her back up. 751 00:47:13,443 --> 00:47:16,295 Are you ready to go up? 752 00:47:16,896 --> 00:47:19,383 Should I take that? 753 00:47:21,401 --> 00:47:23,299 I'm gonna get some lunch. You wanna go? 754 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:28,421 Enough to go to the beach? There is a Chinese restaurant there. 755 00:47:28,462 --> 00:47:31,911 -Is it cheap? -It's very cheap. 756 00:47:32,425 --> 00:47:35,214 You always knew you wanted to write? 757 00:47:35,364 --> 00:47:39,473 No, I was very shy so writing was easier than talking. 758 00:47:39,515 --> 00:47:43,540 -I bet you were very popular. -No, I was not. 759 00:47:43,582 --> 00:47:48,277 I was __ high school. I was like a hatrack with nipples. 760 00:47:48,428 --> 00:47:52,716 You'll make a beautiful bride. You shouldn't be nervous about the wedding. 761 00:47:52,758 --> 00:47:56,385 I wish I could be more impulsive like you. 762 00:47:56,511 --> 00:47:58,868 Do you think I am impulsive? 763 00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:02,934 My mother says that you are passionate and intense. 764 00:48:02,976 --> 00:48:06,834 She always says that because I speak Spanish in bed. 765 00:48:07,564 --> 00:48:10,901 Shit! Race you to the restaurant. 766 00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:25,965 It's really pouring outside. Table for two? 767 00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:29,607 Do you have a ladies' room? 768 00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:33,706 I have to wipe me. 769 00:48:49,585 --> 00:48:52,842 -Are you alright? -No. 770 00:48:54,277 --> 00:48:58,125 -Do you need a doctor? -No. 771 00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:04,854 -Do you want more toilet paper? -No. 772 00:49:05,956 --> 00:49:09,208 Yes, actually. That would be nice. 773 00:49:12,838 --> 00:49:16,028 Thank you. I'm sorry. 774 00:49:16,070 --> 00:49:20,303 This is what I deserve for falling in love with a married man. 775 00:49:20,345 --> 00:49:24,620 I thought that this time it was gonna be different. 776 00:49:24,099 --> 00:49:26,247 But they're all the same. 777 00:49:26,289 --> 00:49:28,958 They all say they want to start over but they don't. 778 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,983 Not really. Not with me. 779 00:49:37,133 --> 00:49:39,989 Is there anything I can do? 780 00:49:40,439 --> 00:49:45,244 Yes, you can tell that bastard sitting out there a long goodbye for me. 781 00:49:45,244 --> 00:49:48,248 I never want to see him again. 782 00:49:48,290 --> 00:49:51,634 Tell him Zelda sent you. 783 00:49:52,565 --> 00:49:57,111 -Are you in love with her? -With Zelda? Are you nuts? 784 00:49:57,153 --> 00:50:00,385 -I'm in love with your mother. -Really? 785 00:50:00,427 --> 00:50:03,576 You have a very funny way of showing it. 786 00:50:03,618 --> 00:50:07,434 I know. It's terrible what I did. 787 00:50:07,476 --> 00:50:11,292 And it didn't even mean… Listen to me, I sound like a schmuck. 788 00:50:11,334 --> 00:50:14,757 -You're not a schmuck. -I know a schmuck when I hear one. 789 00:50:14,824 --> 00:50:18,174 I was an easy target. I was lonely. 790 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:22,105 Your mother and I were fighting all the time. 791 00:50:21,461 --> 00:50:24,667 35 years of slugging it out. 792 00:50:24,735 --> 00:50:29,622 I wanted to be with someone who said yes once in a while. 793 00:50:30,102 --> 00:50:34,795 Not to argue, not to judge, not to always __ the past. 794 00:50:35,347 --> 00:50:37,947 You said that it was just a flirtation. What happened? 795 00:50:38,726 --> 00:50:41,784 About a year ago I began using her to arrange travel for the firm. 796 00:50:41,851 --> 00:50:43,553 She was excellent. 797 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:46,807 Always in upgrade, always special treatment. 798 00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:51,010 You work so hard you don't even stop to take your jacket off. 799 00:50:51,010 --> 00:50:55,064 Why are you wearing wool this time of year? You should be wearing linen. 800 00:50:55,214 --> 00:50:58,318 -Linen wrinkles. -Live a little! 801 00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:03,022 -You probably never eat lunch. -I eat lunch. 802 00:51:03,156 --> 00:51:05,659 -Did you know she had a crush on you? -It was just lunch. 803 00:51:06,493 --> 00:51:09,579 -You were an usher? -For the summer. 804 00:51:09,621 --> 00:51:12,749 -I was a Rockette. -That's impossible. 805 00:51:13,062 --> 00:51:15,935 Could I do this if I wasn't? 806 00:51:15,982 --> 00:51:18,964 That's why you liked her? Cause she showed you some thigh? 807 00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:22,504 She was fun. We went to games together, 808 00:51:22,545 --> 00:51:25,628 she made picnics, we played tennis at Williams Island. 809 00:51:27,346 --> 00:51:29,298 My ankle! 810 00:51:29,433 --> 00:51:33,875 -Was it broken? -Just sprained. I helped her home. 811 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:37,039 On the good foot. 812 00:51:37,774 --> 00:51:40,037 Sit down. 813 00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:41,528 Do you want me to get you some more ice? 814 00:51:41,610 --> 00:51:45,298 I just want to soak in the bath with you. 815 00:51:47,054 --> 00:51:49,619 She sounds like such a delicate subtle woman. 816 00:51:49,661 --> 00:51:52,581 At my age you sometimes need a Volcano to light a match. 817 00:51:53,774 --> 00:51:58,661 I admit those first few afternoons at her place were wonderful. 818 00:51:58,729 --> 00:52:01,280 How are you? 819 00:52:07,136 --> 00:52:10,317 Then I started to learn the truth. 820 00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:21,725 -You're not limping anymore. -No, it feels much better now. 821 00:52:22,243 --> 00:52:24,366 Turns out she hadn't really twisted her ankle, 822 00:52:24,623 --> 00:52:27,084 turns out she was never a Rockette. 823 00:52:26,598 --> 00:52:30,598 turns out the woman is a pathological liar, A psychotic. 824 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,100 Couldn't you just break it off? 825 00:52:33,142 --> 00:52:36,385 I wanted to but every time I tried to end it she threatened to call your mother. 826 00:52:36,056 --> 00:52:39,810 I think that Nina like to know what a great man she has. 827 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,813 What are you doing? Zelda! 828 00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:50,855 Stop it! Behave like a person! 829 00:52:50,921 --> 00:52:54,825 I was trapped. I honestly thought about killing her. 830 00:52:54,935 --> 00:52:56,040 How? 831 00:52:56,082 --> 00:52:59,180 Never mind how. The point is I was desperate. 832 00:52:59,330 --> 00:53:02,783 Last week I was in the kitchen going through the mail. 833 00:53:07,288 --> 00:53:12,796 Look at what Judy smuggled out for you from London! Cuban cigars. 834 00:53:12,544 --> 00:53:15,096 And furthermore… 835 00:53:15,789 --> 00:53:18,709 -Thank you very much.. -You're welcome. 836 00:53:18,849 --> 00:53:23,504 -I thought you hate it when I smoke. -I also know how much you love it. 837 00:53:23,654 --> 00:53:27,321 And there are few tiny pleasures in life so I say "go ahead". 838 00:53:27,363 --> 00:53:32,691 Thank you very much. But I really am quitting. 839 00:53:32,363 --> 00:53:36,867 -Sounds familiar. -No more sneaking around. 840 00:53:34,662 --> 00:53:37,853 -It's just a filthy disgusting habit. -Are you sure? 841 00:53:37,894 --> 00:53:40,355 Positive. It's over. 842 00:53:40,397 --> 00:53:43,924 -Do you wanna have one? -A cigar? 843 00:53:44,074 --> 00:53:47,528 Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar. 844 00:53:48,843 --> 00:53:51,658 You're just crazy. 845 00:53:51,971 --> 00:53:58,038 And I realized that our love for each other can survive even Zelda. 846 00:53:58,038 --> 00:54:01,575 At least I pray it will. 847 00:54:02,843 --> 00:54:08,182 So you are happy again? You're in love with mom, everything's great? 848 00:54:08,249 --> 00:54:12,366 What about the loneliness? What about the constant fighting? 849 00:54:12,408 --> 00:54:16,986 Sometimes I'm lonely, sometimes we fight. 850 00:54:16,207 --> 00:54:20,795 It's a compromise. That's what marriage is. 851 00:54:20,854 --> 00:54:25,666 One compromise after another, and after a while you get used to it. 852 00:54:25,755 --> 00:54:28,219 It's just the way things are. 853 00:54:31,073 --> 00:54:32,637 It's so depressing. 854 00:54:32,741 --> 00:54:36,349 Why? You were worried they might break up. Now they're happy together. 855 00:54:36,390 --> 00:54:39,518 Sure, they're together. But who knows if they're happy? 856 00:54:39,623 --> 00:54:43,384 They each want one thing, and they settle for another. 857 00:54:43,481 --> 00:54:46,671 Everybody compromises. Who doesn't compromise? 858 00:54:46,713 --> 00:54:49,174 Arabs and Republicans. 859 00:54:49,216 --> 00:54:51,642 You're wrong. Arabs live to bargain. 860 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:54,805 -Where is that little black carry-on? -In the front hall closet. 861 00:54:54,846 --> 00:54:56,619 Where are you going? 862 00:54:56,747 --> 00:55:01,552 To Pittsburgh for the weekend. It's my Dad's birthday. 863 00:55:01,702 --> 00:55:06,891 He could use a little diversion. He broke up with the woman he was seeing. 864 00:55:06,957 --> 00:55:10,711 -The florist Dot? -He claims she never bathed. 865 00:55:10,861 --> 00:55:15,816 -So odd. She is not even French. -I actually thought he might marry her. 866 00:55:15,966 --> 00:55:18,216 Your father in not compromising. 867 00:55:18,228 --> 00:55:21,222 He's alone. That is an enormous compromise. 868 00:55:21,372 --> 00:55:25,426 He's not sacrificing his values. Isn't that the definition of courage? 869 00:55:25,576 --> 00:55:28,484 No, it's the definition of selfishness. 870 00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:33,084 Why is this table still here? I thought you were sending it back. 871 00:55:33,084 --> 00:55:36,687 I was hoping it might grow on you. 872 00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:39,891 It's just too big. Doesn't fit the space. 873 00:55:39,990 --> 00:55:43,744 -Fine. I'll send it back. -Thank you. 874 00:55:51,102 --> 00:55:54,405 You are so pretty sitting there. 875 00:55:55,845 --> 00:55:58,337 Give me a hug. 876 00:56:02,841 --> 00:56:05,966 You know what we haven't done in a while? 877 00:56:07,315 --> 00:56:11,671 I can't. I have to rewrite a perfectly good ad. 878 00:56:12,273 --> 00:56:16,410 It's 10 o'clock at night. You can't possibly be creative at this hour. 879 00:56:16,477 --> 00:56:19,180 That's what I'm hoping. 880 00:56:24,585 --> 00:56:28,169 -Do you know anything about this? -Me? No, nothing. 881 00:56:28,189 --> 00:56:30,734 Why is that I never know what's going on around here? 882 00:56:30,776 --> 00:56:33,294 My __ steaks are about done. 883 00:56:33,444 --> 00:56:36,831 Taste if it is tender. I know it is of course. 884 00:56:38,249 --> 00:56:42,245 It's like butter with even more cholesterol. 885 00:56:43,354 --> 00:56:45,456 I think I deserve an answer. 886 00:56:45,606 --> 00:56:49,210 Surely we can table this till later. I don't think my sister needs to hear it. 887 00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:51,933 Have you been in touch with Terri? 888 00:56:51,975 --> 00:56:54,698 I just wanted to see my kid. 889 00:56:54,765 --> 00:56:57,447 You never made an effort to see your kid before. 890 00:56:57,489 --> 00:57:00,171 Perhaps it was the shooting that put a new perspective. 891 00:57:00,171 --> 00:57:02,224 There was a shooting? 892 00:57:02,265 --> 00:57:04,825 Her lunatic husband took a shot at us last week. 893 00:57:04,872 --> 00:57:08,429 He just fired over our heads. He was trying to scare us. 894 00:57:08,579 --> 00:57:14,435 It worked. I don't know how that idiot got hold of a weapon. 895 00:57:12,275 --> 00:57:15,049 It's Florida. You get a gun if you buy a lottery ticket. 896 00:57:15,091 --> 00:57:16,926 I think it's impressive in a sad sort of way. 897 00:57:16,968 --> 00:57:18,939 Perhaps you should go back to him. 898 00:57:19,090 --> 00:57:22,348 Is that what you want, Jordan, so you can go back to Terri? 899 00:57:22,390 --> 00:57:28,698 I'm not going back to Terri. She just happens to be pregnant with my kid. 900 00:57:27,395 --> 00:57:30,106 You can't be serious! I'm dead serious. 901 00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:33,338 Do I hear one more thing about moisture creams, I'm gonna blow my brains out! 902 00:57:33,804 --> 00:57:38,864 It's not so glamorous anymore and therefore you out of it. 903 00:57:38,343 --> 00:57:42,146 Let's not lead to conclusions. I just don't want end up a martyr. 904 00:57:42,201 --> 00:57:44,541 Don't worry, darling. You have to care about 905 00:57:44,553 --> 00:57:46,747 something before you can become a martyr. 906 00:57:46,789 --> 00:57:50,084 -What does that supposed to mean? -Fuck off. 907 00:57:50,126 --> 00:57:54,375 That's nice language in front of my sister. Those nuns have taught you well! 908 00:57:54,525 --> 00:57:58,279 Can you believe this? Me? I believe anything. 909 00:57:58,429 --> 00:58:01,515 You seem a little… Are you all right? 910 00:58:01,575 --> 00:58:03,000 We're worried about you. 911 00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:05,829 I'm fine. I appreciate your concern very much. 912 00:58:05,871 --> 00:58:09,718 It looks like the Pope died. 913 00:58:11,942 --> 00:58:17,797 Just once I'd like to eat when I come to your house for a meal. 914 00:58:51,124 --> 00:58:56,087 -Are you alright? -Yes. I thought you were at Jordan's. 915 00:58:56,234 --> 00:58:59,990 So did I. What are you doing here? 916 00:59:00,141 --> 00:59:02,543 This is … 917 00:59:02,692 --> 00:59:06,447 -Did you have a fight with Jeff? -No, I just… 918 00:59:06,597 --> 00:59:09,900 -What? -I didn't really… Nothing. 919 00:59:16,566 --> 00:59:18,714 I feel terrible for Mitchell. 920 00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:20,860 What about Jeff? 921 00:59:21,011 --> 00:59:24,315 He's not gonna take this lightly if he finds out. 922 00:59:24,387 --> 00:59:28,349 He's not gonna be so mature about it. A guy who makes his living 923 00:59:27,828 --> 00:59:31,155 ripping people's heads off cause they won't give him the ball. 924 00:59:31,222 --> 00:59:35,659 -Don't you think I've thought about that? -I don't know what you've thought about. 925 00:59:35,725 --> 00:59:38,109 First you tell everyone that you're madly in love, 926 00:59:38,150 --> 00:59:42,001 Then you're having problems, Then everything's okay, then it's not. 927 00:59:42,043 --> 00:59:45,269 You're like the Ross Perot of matrimony. 928 00:59:45,336 --> 00:59:48,038 You wouldn't talk. 929 00:59:48,265 --> 00:59:51,642 You haven't even been married for 6 months. 930 00:59:51,642 --> 00:59:54,945 I think I'm in love with Mitchell. 931 00:59:55,042 --> 00:59:59,150 You're kidding! How did this happen? 932 00:59:59,526 --> 01:00:02,902 Remember that day we met at the lingerie store? 933 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:06,992 It's sort of hard to forget a man buying lingerie for another man. 934 01:00:07,034 --> 01:00:11,340 The next day he invited us to a Halloween party. 935 01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:15,900 Jeff had a football game in Houston and I was tired of sitting home alone. 936 01:00:17,318 --> 01:00:19,502 So I went. 937 01:00:21,222 --> 01:00:24,525 Papi, you look fantastic! 938 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:25,865 Mitchell! 939 01:00:25,907 --> 01:00:28,728 No, It's Fidel. You need to be punished. 940 01:00:28,878 --> 01:00:33,084 Go down and clean my game room! I spilled some paté down there. 941 01:00:33,623 --> 01:00:39,576 Everybody stayed up late talking about high school. I really missed my youth. 942 01:00:38,788 --> 01:00:41,941 Yes. That must have taken you back a few months. 943 01:00:42,093 --> 01:00:46,529 My biggest regret in life is that I never got to sleep with you. 944 01:00:46,597 --> 01:00:50,284 I thought I'd slept with anybody that year. 945 01:00:50,351 --> 01:00:54,188 Not me, I would have remembered that, You'd have remembered that. 946 01:00:54,255 --> 01:00:56,656 We started talking on the phone a lot. 947 01:00:56,656 --> 01:01:00,860 Sometimes he took me on his boat or I stopped there for a cleaning. 948 01:01:01,011 --> 01:01:03,618 I keep forgetting he is a dentist now 949 01:01:04,383 --> 01:01:06,267 Most kids dreaded going to the dentist. 950 01:01:06,364 --> 01:01:09,719 -I used to love it. -Of course you did. 951 01:01:10,621 --> 01:01:14,308 -What did you think I was gonna be? -I don't know. 952 01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:18,429 I knew you'd be famous somehow. Like a movie star. 953 01:01:18,579 --> 01:01:21,910 They say that movie stars have "it". 954 01:01:21,582 --> 01:01:25,336 That strange quality that's magical and unforgettable. 955 01:01:25,486 --> 01:01:27,588 You have "it". 956 01:01:27,635 --> 01:01:30,740 And you have perfect teeth. 957 01:01:38,998 --> 01:01:41,701 But you were so in love with Jeff. 958 01:01:41,851 --> 01:01:46,310 As soon as we got married he turned into a different person. 959 01:01:45,606 --> 01:01:50,710 -Enough. Now we get ready. -hy are we in such a rush? 960 01:01:50,860 --> 01:01:55,750 You need to look great tonight. All the other wives are gonna be there. 961 01:01:56,059 --> 01:01:59,954 If we hurry, we get the early bird parking. 962 01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:04,027 I had the key to your place so a few days ago, 963 01:02:04,039 --> 01:02:06,477 on Mitchell's birthday, I brought __ afternoon. 964 01:02:13,712 --> 01:02:17,221 You don't sound guilty at all. 965 01:02:17,288 --> 01:02:20,396 Maybe you're right, maybe I'm just a slut 966 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:22,543 or maybe some people just fall in love a lot. 967 01:02:22,543 --> 01:02:26,230 I don't understand why you got married in the first place. 968 01:02:26,297 --> 01:02:29,113 I had the same phantasy everyone does: 969 01:02:29,155 --> 01:02:32,236 meet Prince Charming and live happily ever after. 970 01:02:32,481 --> 01:02:34,639 Wanted to have a marriage like mom and dad's. 971 01:02:34,681 --> 01:02:36,767 Believe me, you did. 972 01:02:37,079 --> 01:02:41,911 Mom always said to meet lots of people, don't settle down too fast 973 01:02:42,061 --> 01:02:47,506 So I went out with a million guys and then one day I thought "okay, it's time". 974 01:02:46,985 --> 01:02:50,635 And then there is this ceremony I put on this ring and suddenly 975 01:02:50,113 --> 01:02:54,451 I am not supposed to be attracted to any other man. But I am. 976 01:02:54,493 --> 01:02:58,455 And I don't just want to flirt with them. want to squeeze their brains out. 977 01:02:58,351 --> 01:03:01,731 -I don't think we should get married. -You are just panicking. 978 01:03:01,881 --> 01:03:05,336 Panic is often a reasonable response. Look at the facts! 979 01:03:05,486 --> 01:03:07,902 50% of all marriages end in divorce. 980 01:03:07,944 --> 01:03:10,300 Not to mention all the ones that end in __ . 981 01:03:10,342 --> 01:03:12,177 Rational people don't get married. 982 01:03:12,219 --> 01:03:14,345 Rational people don't fall in love either. 983 01:03:14,408 --> 01:03:17,078 Love is great but love fades. Look at my sister! 984 01:03:17,119 --> 01:03:19,450 You sister has no self-restraint. 985 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,052 __ She could never work for the post office. 986 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,107 Can we just decide on a cake? 987 01:03:25,148 --> 01:03:27,106 Don't change the subject! You always do that! 988 01:03:27,234 --> 01:03:31,162 You think that if you don't talk about something then it's just gonna go away. 989 01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:33,970 What are you proposing? That we just live together permanently? 990 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:36,716 A lot of people are doing it today. It's not so unusual. 991 01:03:36,827 --> 01:03:38,778 It doesn't make any sense. 992 01:03:38,819 --> 01:03:40,643 What prevents me from running off with my dentist? 993 01:03:40,685 --> 01:03:43,556 Nothing. That's the point. We're not gonna feel trapped. 994 01:03:43,624 --> 01:03:47,610 Being together is gonna be an opportunity, not an obligation. 995 01:03:47,677 --> 01:03:50,079 I don't wanna live together. I want to get married. 996 01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:55,887 -So it is not dying institution? -My parents' marriage was good. 997 01:03:56,555 --> 01:03:59,088 Your parents were saints. 998 01:03:59,088 --> 01:04:02,393 You think that marriage leads to misery. 999 01:04:02,393 --> 01:04:07,797 It's true! Married women get depressed more than single women. 1000 01:04:07,947 --> 01:04:12,152 How can you be so sure that we are right for each other? 1001 01:04:12,303 --> 01:04:15,276 Look here! "All good things come in threes." 1002 01:04:15,288 --> 01:04:17,942 What says that it can not happen to us? 1003 01:04:18,007 --> 01:04:23,019 You just want to live together? You want to skip the wedding? 1004 01:04:24,013 --> 01:04:26,649 No, we can get married. 1005 01:04:26,716 --> 01:04:30,553 Take a cake. Anything you want as long as it's chocolate. 1006 01:04:34,176 --> 01:04:35,844 ¡Hey, mamá! 1007 01:04:35,886 --> 01:04:39,598 -How are you, dear? -A little tired. 1008 01:04:39,639 --> 01:04:41,579 But it's friday and I'm going out. 1009 01:04:41,996 --> 01:04:44,186 -How much is it? -No, don't. I pay for that. 1010 01:04:44,227 --> 01:04:47,001 -You want to go out with me? -Me? No, Take out a young girl, 1011 01:04:49,503 --> 01:04:52,215 somebody who you can marry some day. 1012 01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:54,091 -But I want to take you. -No, please. 1013 01:04:55,343 --> 01:04:59,096 When are you going to meet some good honest girl. 1014 01:04:59,138 --> 01:05:01,390 Somebody to settle down. 1015 01:05:01,807 --> 01:05:03,267 I don't want to settle down. And I don't want commitments. 1016 01:05:04,831 --> 01:05:07,334 I want to meet my grandchildren before I die. 1017 01:05:07,376 --> 01:05:09,002 What's wrong with you, Antonio? 1018 01:05:09,044 --> 01:05:13,382 -Are you a homosexual? -How can you say that? 1019 01:05:14,633 --> 01:05:17,031 -Some people say it. -Who? 1020 01:05:17,448 --> 01:05:22,349 People in the street. They say "he doesn't have a woman 1021 01:05:22,391 --> 01:05:26,520 he's never had a girlfriend, Antonio is gay" 1022 01:05:26,415 --> 01:05:29,961 I'll tell you something: it's true. I'm gay. 1023 01:05:31,837 --> 01:05:33,923 No, I'm joking! 1024 01:05:35,695 --> 01:05:37,677 You believe anything. I have a girlfriend. 1025 01:05:38,198 --> 01:05:39,762 You have a girlfriend? 1026 01:05:41,222 --> 01:05:43,620 Ask her out tonight. Call her. 1027 01:05:44,246 --> 01:05:47,478 -She works late. -Call her anyway. 1028 01:05:48,417 --> 01:05:51,232 Okay, I'll call her. Just 'cause you asked me to. 1029 01:05:54,360 --> 01:06:00,411 -Hi, it's Antonio. Are you busy? -No, I only played a computer game. 1030 01:06:00,561 --> 01:06:03,242 Do you play computer games? 1031 01:06:03,284 --> 01:06:05,965 It's really mental masturbation which is my second favorite kind. 1032 01:06:06,810 --> 01:06:08,968 -Yeah? -That was a joke. 1033 01:06:09,119 --> 01:06:14,025 Can you do me a favor tonight? If you don't have other plans. 1034 01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:17,706 -Please, say yes! Come on! -I don't know. 1035 01:06:22,617 --> 01:06:25,636 It's me. How is your day? 1036 01:06:25,785 --> 01:06:28,938 -It's okay. How is yours? -Fine. 1037 01:06:28,938 --> 01:06:30,453 What are we doing tonight? 1038 01:06:30,465 --> 01:06:33,293 I thought I'd swing by Derek's gallery opening. 1039 01:06:33,444 --> 01:06:38,258 I know you don't want me to go. But I thought since he invited us… 1040 01:06:38,362 --> 01:06:40,351 I'm not going. I have to work. 1041 01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:45,474 -How late are you gonna work? -Late. Have you already done dinner? 1042 01:06:44,854 --> 01:06:47,640 I'll just get some pizza. 1043 01:06:48,459 --> 01:06:52,662 -Are you happy? -Of course, my dear. 1044 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,046 Goodbye, Mrs. Carrera. Nice to meet you. 1045 01:07:00,572 --> 01:07:04,222 -What did she say? -She said "dance for me too". 1046 01:07:04,534 --> 01:07:07,037 I don't dance. I want to make that clear right now. 1047 01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:08,429 Okay, we won't dance. 1048 01:07:45,064 --> 01:07:49,719 Matt? Thanks for coming! I really appreciate it. 1049 01:07:49,869 --> 01:07:51,821 It's great stuff. 1050 01:07:51,971 --> 01:07:55,875 -You have always did great stuff. -Thanks. 1051 01:07:56,025 --> 01:07:59,929 Honey? I'd like you to meet Matt. 1052 01:08:00,079 --> 01:08:03,983 -This is my wife, Delia. -Are you married? 1053 01:08:04,134 --> 01:08:08,788 We met a year ago and decided to do it. 1054 01:08:08,938 --> 01:08:13,743 It's amazing. We went pregnant now and I've got to say I can't wait. 1055 01:08:16,481 --> 01:08:18,984 That's great. 1056 01:08:20,548 --> 01:08:23,953 How are you and Gwyn? 1057 01:08:51,582 --> 01:08:55,636 -You are amazing on the drums. -You really think so? 1058 01:08:55,785 --> 01:08:59,239 -And the band's… -They're great. 1059 01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:04,043 I never realized the trombone was such an erotic instrument. 1060 01:09:06,427 --> 01:09:11,401 I don't understand why you get so nervous. You are not a bad dancer. 1061 01:09:11,552 --> 01:09:16,739 It's a new sensation for me maintaining control of all four limbs. 1062 01:09:18,609 --> 01:09:20,462 Hey, Antonio. ¿Qué pasa, amigo? 1063 01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:22,445 -How are you doing? -Fine. 1064 01:09:22,513 --> 01:09:26,567 -Do you need a ride home or something? -No, it's okay. We've got a car. 1065 01:09:26,716 --> 01:09:30,320 -Nice set of wheels, huh? -You are not walking around. 1066 01:09:30,409 --> 01:09:34,330 This is not like that shit we used to steal in Havana. 1067 01:09:34,372 --> 01:09:39,179 Why don't you give me a call? I would love to take you on my boat. 1068 01:09:39,329 --> 01:09:42,482 -I'll call you. -See you! 1069 01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:50,890 So that's why you were in jail? You were car thief? 1070 01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:54,344 Yes. But I'm not __ . 1071 01:09:55,414 --> 01:09:57,947 -I'm a little surprised. -Don't look down on me because of that. 1072 01:09:58,097 --> 01:10:01,552 I heard you were a criminal in Cuba so I thought… 1073 01:10:01,795 --> 01:10:04,938 What? That I killed someone? 1074 01:10:05,004 --> 01:10:09,359 In a vicious __ of stealers. I don't know. 1075 01:10:09,509 --> 01:10:11,911 I'm sorry. 1076 01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:20,703 Do you want to go to the beach for coffee? It is such a beautiful night. Come on! 1077 01:10:20,770 --> 01:10:25,275 It's late and I must go home. I have to go home. 1078 01:10:25,425 --> 01:10:29,573 It's okay. Another time. 1079 01:10:35,485 --> 01:10:38,037 Yes, hang on. 1080 01:10:43,143 --> 01:10:47,153 Gwyn, a phone call for you. 1081 01:10:47,466 --> 01:10:50,698 -Can't you take the message? -No, I think you better take it. 1082 01:11:03,419 --> 01:11:05,448 Really, you did? 1083 01:11:07,016 --> 01:11:10,489 I'm thrilled. 1084 01:11:12,272 --> 01:11:14,908 I could do that. 1085 01:11:15,425 --> 01:11:18,361 Great. I'll see you then. 1086 01:11:20,248 --> 01:11:23,917 That was Charlie Drucker. He liked my script. 1087 01:11:23,983 --> 01:11:26,612 He wants me to come up to Orlando next month 1088 01:11:26,624 --> 01:11:29,088 to cut story ideas for his new TV series. 1089 01:11:29,239 --> 01:11:32,542 -Great! -I'm shocked. 1090 01:11:33,893 --> 01:11:36,296 What are you doing? You're packing again. 1091 01:11:36,446 --> 01:11:40,049 I have to fly to New York for a job interview 1092 01:11:40,122 --> 01:11:42,062 What kind of job interview? 1093 01:11:42,104 --> 01:11:44,460 A mountain gorilla project is hiring researchers in Zaire. 1094 01:11:44,502 --> 01:11:49,509 -Do you plan to move to Africa? -You're thinking of moving to Orlando. 1095 01:11:49,611 --> 01:11:53,219 That's at least on the same continent. 1096 01:11:53,261 --> 01:11:56,138 Something I've wanted to do for a long time, 1097 01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:59,119 and you are the one who always says that we should never compromise. 1098 01:11:59,269 --> 01:12:04,374 -Aren't we getting married? -You don't wanna get married. 1099 01:12:02,853 --> 01:12:04,480 -Who said that? -You did. 1100 01:12:04,522 --> 01:12:09,028 I said it, but I didn't mean it. I always say things that I don't mean. 1101 01:12:09,110 --> 01:12:13,766 All I know is that I am unhappy, and I'm tired of being unhappy. 1102 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:16,158 You're just leaving? Just like that? 1103 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:19,182 It isn't working anymore, Gwyn. It's just too frustrating. 1104 01:12:19,224 --> 01:12:21,998 I probably should have done this a while ago. 1105 01:12:22,039 --> 01:12:24,944 Yes, at least before the invitations were printed. 1106 01:12:25,063 --> 01:12:30,433 I thought if I could get you to commit to a date things would improve. 1107 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:36,739 -We barely have sex once a week. -As 98% of all married couples. 1108 01:12:36,806 --> 01:12:38,890 I can't believe this. 1109 01:12:38,931 --> 01:12:41,611 It's gone too hard, Gwyn. It shouldn't be this hard. 1110 01:12:41,761 --> 01:12:46,022 You don't just walk out the door. Not after 2 years. 1111 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,170 I don't know what else to do. 1112 01:12:48,211 --> 01:12:51,235 You got paralyzed somehow. You stopped making an effort. 1113 01:12:51,339 --> 01:12:54,393 Maybe I was hoping it wouldn't take any effort. 1114 01:12:54,405 --> 01:12:57,471 Maybe I was hoping I would just wake up one day 1115 01:12:57,076 --> 01:13:01,514 and everything would be perfect between us. Can't you understand that? 1116 01:13:01,581 --> 01:13:07,437 No, it is never perfect. Some days are incredible and others are shitty 1117 01:13:07,437 --> 01:13:13,893 And if you're lucky and you work at it the incredible days outnumber the shitty days.. 1118 01:13:14,043 --> 01:13:18,248 Is the law of the jungle you learned from one of your chimps? 1119 01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:20,583 Let's not torture each other. 1120 01:13:20,650 --> 01:13:24,404 Today it can be one of our shitty days and we can have an incredible day tomorrow! 1121 01:13:24,404 --> 01:13:26,646 It's too late, Gwyn. This is it. It's over. 1122 01:13:26,687 --> 01:13:32,172 Please, don't go. Can't we just talk about this? 1123 01:13:32,214 --> 01:13:36,115 No. That's all you do. I don't wanna talk anymore. 1124 01:15:29,329 --> 01:15:32,932 -You haven't seen him at all? -I saw him once. 1125 01:15:33,082 --> 01:15:34,628 He came to get his stuff and we began to fight. 1126 01:15:35,358 --> 01:15:37,547 He moved in with his friend in the Grove. 1127 01:15:37,652 --> 01:15:41,491 He left a message he got that job in Africa. 1128 01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:46,446 It's so sad to break up. You never think it's gonna happen to you. 1129 01:15:46,596 --> 01:15:49,599 I always thought it was gonna happen to me. 1130 01:15:49,599 --> 01:15:51,634 A second. 1131 01:15:53,503 --> 01:15:55,754 Everybody. 1132 01:16:14,974 --> 01:16:17,527 They worship you. 1133 01:16:17,527 --> 01:16:20,380 I worship them. 1134 01:16:21,675 --> 01:16:23,233 You know… 1135 01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:28,432 -Your mother ended?? our thing. -She did, really? 1136 01:16:28,432 --> 01:16:31,574 -When did that happen? -A couple of weeks ago. 1137 01:16:31,641 --> 01:16:35,094 So she just ended it. Just like that? 1138 01:16:35,245 --> 01:16:39,317 She was very nice all right. She gave me a blazer. 1139 01:16:40,799 --> 01:16:45,754 I wish I could say that I was sorry but… 1140 01:16:45,904 --> 01:16:48,757 It was probably for the best. 1141 01:16:48,907 --> 01:16:52,896 That's what she thought. 1142 01:16:53,862 --> 01:16:59,202 I want to ask you… If it is too awkward just tell me. 1143 01:16:58,968 --> 01:17:02,806 Are you serious? Our family model is too awkward. 1144 01:17:02,871 --> 01:17:05,425 I was hoping that 1145 01:17:06,025 --> 01:17:09,928 I could maybe take you to dinner sometime. 1146 01:17:10,661 --> 01:17:13,082 Are you serious? 1147 01:17:14,207 --> 01:17:16,619 Yes. 1148 01:17:18,273 --> 01:17:20,590 That is sick. 1149 01:17:20,590 --> 01:17:24,277 That is really disturbing. I mean… 1150 01:17:26,745 --> 01:17:29,701 What are you doing tomorrow? 1151 01:17:32,901 --> 01:17:35,455 How much longer? 1152 01:17:37,106 --> 01:17:41,461 It looks like Orlando down there so we must be landing soon. 1153 01:17:41,461 --> 01:17:45,515 It's amazing how high we still are. 1154 01:17:45,665 --> 01:17:50,170 The cars look like insects and the runway is tiny. 1155 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:54,973 It seems impossible that we can land on that matchstick. 1156 01:17:56,626 --> 01:18:00,079 Flying is not for me. 1157 01:18:00,230 --> 01:18:05,034 -You know how I feel about dancing. -I have a headache. 1158 01:18:05,185 --> 01:18:09,539 I'm reading the pilot script for this new sitcom they want me to write for. 1159 01:18:09,783 --> 01:18:12,692 -It's just awful! -So you don't like it? 1160 01:18:12,807 --> 01:18:17,347 It is completely mindless. Precocious kids in an orphanage. 1161 01:18:17,497 --> 01:18:19,898 It's brilliant. It could be an __ show. 1162 01:18:19,898 --> 01:18:24,788 A mixture of comedy and drama which is not oily at all. 1163 01:18:24,853 --> 01:18:29,209 We're killing ourselves to entertain people who can't afford cable. 1164 01:18:29,359 --> 01:18:33,112 It is a thankless task. You get paid so little to do it. 1165 01:18:33,263 --> 01:18:36,950 It's funny. I hope your story is just as fun. 1166 01:18:37,015 --> 01:18:39,352 Yes. Two of us. 1167 01:18:39,419 --> 01:18:42,806 We could really use a woman on the staff. 1168 01:18:42,871 --> 01:18:47,527 None of these Neanderthals know how to make a cup coffee. 1169 01:18:51,730 --> 01:18:54,284 How did it go? 1170 01:18:54,434 --> 01:18:59,166 After watching a full rehearsal it's still the worst sitcom in the world. 1171 01:18:59,207 --> 01:19:03,143 And if I'm lucky my name will appear at episode four. 1172 01:19:03,274 --> 01:19:05,526 -You got it, right? -Sort of. 1173 01:19:05,568 --> 01:19:07,299 He hired me to write the script 1174 01:19:07,340 --> 01:19:11,785 and if he likes the script he's gonna put me on the staff. 1175 01:19:11,850 --> 01:19:15,155 Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 1176 01:19:15,305 --> 01:19:18,873 -You are wet. Were you swimming? -I went to the pool. 1177 01:19:18,915 --> 01:19:21,063 That's what I'm gonna do. 1178 01:19:21,104 --> 01:19:23,652 Then I'm gonna order about 1000 dollars worth of 1179 01:19:23,664 --> 01:19:26,172 room service because I'm in show business now. 1180 01:19:26,214 --> 01:19:29,237 So after we eat we can trash the place. 1181 01:19:29,654 --> 01:19:32,741 What? 1182 01:19:33,323 --> 01:19:35,358 Come here. 1183 01:19:52,692 --> 01:19:57,347 -Don't you…? -No talking except in Spanish. 1184 01:19:57,497 --> 01:19:59,983 All I know is count. 1185 01:20:20,122 --> 01:20:22,422 I remember. 1186 01:20:24,072 --> 01:20:27,075 Are we really gonna do this? 1187 01:20:34,094 --> 01:20:36,450 -I'll be right back. -Where are you going? 1188 01:20:36,492 --> 01:20:40,517 -I have to put my thing. -What thing? 1189 01:20:40,559 --> 01:20:43,141 My diaphragm. 1190 01:20:43,270 --> 01:20:46,745 And you should really wear something too, young man. 1191 01:20:47,336 --> 01:20:49,422 We need two things? 1192 01:20:49,630 --> 01:20:52,446 Yes, we need two things. We don't know where you've been. 1193 01:20:52,654 --> 01:20:54,953 I've been with your mother! 1194 01:21:32,798 --> 01:21:35,405 Are you all right? 1195 01:21:37,803 --> 01:21:39,898 I'm sorry. 1196 01:21:45,904 --> 01:21:48,308 It's okay. 1197 01:21:48,458 --> 01:21:51,094 No, it's not okay. 1198 01:21:52,211 --> 01:21:55,665 I can't go on living like this. 1199 01:21:58,376 --> 01:22:01,970 Just terrified of anything good that might happen to me. 1200 01:22:03,975 --> 01:22:07,377 -Everybody is the same way. -No, they're not. 1201 01:22:08,042 --> 01:22:12,838 People don't live their lives with this constant anxiety. 1202 01:22:13,464 --> 01:22:19,238 Look at you. You're happy all the time. You are impulsive and passionate. 1203 01:22:20,972 --> 01:22:25,545 You live for the moment. You're not always looking back. 1204 01:22:30,356 --> 01:22:34,253 I think I am still in love with your mother. 1205 01:22:36,955 --> 01:22:40,410 I can't stop thinking about her. 1206 01:22:41,009 --> 01:22:44,464 You're even more pathetic than I am. 1207 01:22:54,072 --> 01:22:57,160 Can I call you back? 1208 01:22:59,197 --> 01:23:00,913 What happened? 1209 01:23:02,931 --> 01:23:05,268 You're kidding? 1210 01:23:06,955 --> 01:23:09,621 I can't believe it. 1211 01:23:42,511 --> 01:23:45,724 It's okay. It's almost over. 1212 01:23:45,874 --> 01:23:47,976 Well? 1213 01:23:48,126 --> 01:23:50,229 And? 1214 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:53,982 It's a girl! 1215 01:23:53,982 --> 01:23:56,536 I'm coming! 1216 01:24:03,742 --> 01:24:06,745 Oh, look at those! 1217 01:24:09,147 --> 01:24:12,684 -Is he here? -He's right outside. 1218 01:24:12,751 --> 01:24:16,514 Tell him it's okay. 1219 01:24:38,126 --> 01:24:42,181 What do you think? The manufacturer my flew here especially. 1220 01:24:42,331 --> 01:24:47,295 I was thinking it might be a good name for her. Lily. 1221 01:24:48,488 --> 01:24:50,822 It's a pretty name. 1222 01:24:52,090 --> 01:24:55,093 Either that or Azaleas. 1223 01:24:56,446 --> 01:25:00,089 -Did you see her? -She is beautiful. 1224 01:25:03,202 --> 01:25:06,554 I saw her out there in the solarium. 1225 01:25:06,656 --> 01:25:10,492 There is nothing solarium, It's an incubator. 1226 01:25:12,211 --> 01:25:16,114 Whatever. You did an amazing job. 1227 01:25:16,265 --> 01:25:20,769 -You look beautiful too. -I feel like crap. 1228 01:25:24,373 --> 01:25:28,060 No, I've seen crap. Crap doesn't glow like this. 1229 01:25:30,463 --> 01:25:33,832 -I should get me a closer look. -What are you doing? 1230 01:25:33,832 --> 01:25:38,638 -I will lay me next to you. -They'll kick you out! 1231 01:25:39,539 --> 01:25:41,940 You are crazy. 1232 01:25:42,841 --> 01:25:45,178 I was crazy. 1233 01:25:46,144 --> 01:25:49,081 I'm not crazy anymore. 1234 01:25:51,099 --> 01:25:55,003 -God, Jordan… -I'm so sorry. 1235 01:25:56,205 --> 01:25:58,540 I'm so sorry. 1236 01:26:07,466 --> 01:26:10,018 It was a nice party. 1237 01:26:10,169 --> 01:26:15,123 It's not so bad when someone old dies. Everyone eats. 1238 01:26:15,274 --> 01:26:17,771 That's it. 1239 01:26:19,027 --> 01:26:22,481 -Then I say good night. -Are you leaving? 1240 01:26:22,632 --> 01:26:25,934 Yes, it's getting late. 1241 01:26:30,075 --> 01:26:31,639 Hasta luego. 1242 01:26:31,490 --> 01:26:34,644 Same to you. Whatever that means. 1243 01:26:40,349 --> 01:26:42,602 Talk. 1244 01:26:43,109 --> 01:26:45,257 I can't believe you're leaving so soon. 1245 01:26:45,298 --> 01:26:47,557 I have to get up early. 1246 01:26:49,057 --> 01:26:51,617 How early? 1247 01:26:51,659 --> 01:26:54,876 I have to meet the family of my new patient. 1248 01:26:54,888 --> 01:26:55,964 Oh, sure. 1249 01:27:00,929 --> 01:27:04,380 Good-bye, "muchacho". I'll miss you. 1250 01:27:06,257 --> 01:27:09,802 I'll miss you too. 1251 01:27:18,487 --> 01:27:22,481 We actually have something to say to you. 1252 01:27:22,523 --> 01:27:24,817 We've been thinking of moving in together. 1253 01:27:25,026 --> 01:27:27,215 -Where, here? -No. 1254 01:27:27,424 --> 01:27:31,550 -I have a place on Coconut Grove. -Do I have to pay for another wedding? 1255 01:27:31,803 --> 01:27:37,340 Excuse me, but I've got to go. I just wanted to say goodbye. 1256 01:27:37,105 --> 01:27:41,244 So Antonio, you're leaving? Hold on for a second. 1257 01:27:41,310 --> 01:27:44,546 -It's something I want to say to you. -What? 1258 01:27:44,614 --> 01:27:48,967 I don't know if Nina mentioned this to you. 1259 01:27:48,967 --> 01:27:53,772 But we are very grateful to you for everything you've done for us. 1260 01:27:53,922 --> 01:27:58,277 -You don't have to give me anything. -I know I don't have to. I want to. 1261 01:27:58,277 --> 01:28:01,129 Enough said. 1262 01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:04,336 I don't know what to say. 1263 01:28:05,334 --> 01:28:08,787 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1264 01:28:14,242 --> 01:28:18,204 62 years they were married. Not so bad. 1265 01:28:18,308 --> 01:28:22,234 Here's Grandma and Grandpa on their honeymoon. 1266 01:28:23,802 --> 01:28:27,797 They don't look very comfortable with each other. 1267 01:28:28,005 --> 01:28:31,863 -They don't. Just met the day before. -You're kidding. 1268 01:28:31,968 --> 01:28:33,841 They grew up in a different time. 1269 01:28:33,883 --> 01:28:35,964 They grew up on a different planet. 1270 01:28:36,034 --> 01:28:40,309 My mother had no fear at all. Just no fear. 1271 01:28:40,831 --> 01:28:43,646 You know all that stuff she lived through. 1272 01:28:44,063 --> 01:28:47,149 I used to ask her how she kept her sense of humor, how she always had hope. 1273 01:28:47,191 --> 01:28:51,049 She just smiled and said: "Think of the alternative". 1274 01:29:34,223 --> 01:29:37,345 The next morning I went down to the zoo to see Matt 1275 01:29:37,293 --> 01:29:39,535 and to give him back the napkin ring. 1276 01:29:40,379 --> 01:29:43,497 He wanted me to keep it but I didn't think it was right. 1277 01:29:43,810 --> 01:29:45,958 Then I said "maybe if it was a diamond ring", 1278 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:47,586 He laughed. 1279 01:29:47,355 --> 01:29:49,649 He was leaving for Africa the next day 1280 01:29:49,691 --> 01:29:53,612 so we talked about his new job and we talked about my new job 1281 01:29:53,653 --> 01:29:55,489 and about us 1282 01:29:55,906 --> 01:29:58,304 and about how strange it was that my parents 1283 01:29:58,346 --> 01:30:02,788 after everything that had happened had managed to stay married. 1284 01:30:03,652 --> 01:30:07,406 And Terri had somehow found a way to forgive Jordan 1285 01:30:07,556 --> 01:30:12,211 And that Leslie already seemed to be heading towards her second marriage. 1286 01:30:13,121 --> 01:30:16,715 Here we were saying goodbye in the monkey habitat. 1287 01:30:19,418 --> 01:30:22,286 Then I told him that I was gonna miss him 1288 01:30:21,765 --> 01:30:24,372 and he said something really sweet. 1289 01:30:24,789 --> 01:30:28,427 He was glad that I came by because it made him realize 1290 01:30:28,427 --> 01:30:31,525 that we weren't crazy for falling in love with each other 1291 01:30:31,566 --> 01:30:34,366 even if the love didn't last. 1292 01:30:36,084 --> 01:30:38,615 So I'm alone again. 1293 01:30:38,657 --> 01:30:41,847 Which scares me a little bit. I don't wanna end up alone. 1294 01:30:41,889 --> 01:30:44,976 I don't wanna end up like one of those shriveled old women 1295 01:30:45,017 --> 01:30:48,458 who throw birthday parties for their cats. 1296 01:30:48,667 --> 01:30:52,629 I still don't understand. Why did I turned off to Matt like that? 1297 01:30:52,838 --> 01:30:55,359 And what about Antonio? So he was in love with 1298 01:30:55,371 --> 01:30:57,905 my mother, we could have worked through that. 1299 01:30:57,947 --> 01:30:59,678 But then what? 1300 01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:01,492 Do I really wanna get married at all? 1301 01:31:01,610 --> 01:31:08,301 I look at my family and all that pain and frustration and loneliness. 1302 01:31:07,765 --> 01:31:10,147 And those are healthy marriages now 1303 01:31:10,188 --> 01:31:12,571 and I wonder is it worth it. 1304 01:31:12,721 --> 01:31:17,821 Is a lifetime of love and friendship and children 1305 01:31:17,863 --> 01:31:22,114 worth all the compromise that goes with it? 1306 01:31:22,565 --> 01:31:25,484 I guess the answer is "yes". 1307 01:31:25,484 --> 01:31:29,388 I guess I still have hope. 1308 01:31:29,437 --> 01:31:33,292 I look at marriage the same way I look at Miami. 1309 01:31:33,399 --> 01:31:39,082 It's hot and it's stormy and it's occasionally a little dangerous 1310 01:31:38,997 --> 01:31:43,952 but if it's really so awful why is there still so much traffic? 110938

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