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Tell me what you see.
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Is this better? Or this?
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Number one? Or number two?
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Number two.
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Good. Read the bottom line for me.
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N,V,T,S,L,Q.
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Excellent. Now the right eye.
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Can you read that?
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No.
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Anything?
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No.
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How about this?
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Is that a... K?
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And here?
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T?
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And this one?
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F.
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You have amblyopia.
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Yeah.
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You didn't indicate it on your
medical history form.
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Well, I didn't want to brag.
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When did you first notice a problem?
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When I was five my grandmother
noticed my right eye was drifting.
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I'm sorry, I mean the more recent problem.
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Oh... about a couple of weeks ago.
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I was working on my laptop and
everything went soft.
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Was it up close or distance too?
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Dean?
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Oh, I'm sorry?
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When everything when soft -
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Was it distance or up close or both?
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Uh, both.
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Okay.
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The good news is your right eye,
the amblyopic one,
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hasn't changed.
You have some vision there.
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But there has been a change
in your good eye.
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Do you sit in front of a computer all day?
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Wow, you make it sound so exciting.
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What do you do?
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I'm a graphic designer.
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- Is it serious? Should I be worried?
- No.
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But I do think it's time for you
to move to progressive lenses.
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You mean... bifocals?
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More like trifocals, but don't worry.
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It's perfectly normal for people to
experience a dramatic change in
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vision around middle age.
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- Are they horrible?
- They're awesome.
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- You think?
- Yeah.
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They don't make me look like
I'm trying too hard?
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Please, you live in Silver Lake.
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I don't get it. The top part is distance,
the bottom is close up,
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but the middle is this weird limbo place
where nothing is in focus.
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You gotta point your nose.
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- What?
- Turn around. Turn.
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Point my nose...
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My doctor said you have to point your nose
at the thing you're trying to see.
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- Point my nose.
- Yeah, try it. Towards the thing.
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You're looking up.
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- No, I'm looking at it.
- Towards the thing.
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- Towards the thing.
- Mel, I am.
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Okay now you're looking down.
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I'm looking-
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Okay, it's all right.
You're gonna get used to it.
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I think I'm going blind.
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Well, we both know what caused that.
I think.
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Yeah. Well. You ain't kidding.
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Anyway, um, I don't want to throw the baby
on the fire or whatever the expression is...
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I don't know, anyway, Pearson called.
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And?
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Remember when he wanted graphic,
minimalist, simple?
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Yeah, what we gave them.
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Uh, he doesn't want that anymore.
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What does he want?
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You're not gonna love it.
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Not “three heads in the sky."
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It is not “three heads in the sky."
It is not.
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Uh, thank god.
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It's “two heads in the sky."
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Mel, we did “two heads in the sky,"
like, six versions ago.
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No, we did “three heads in the sky."
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- Jesus. And now they want two.
- Heads.
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In the sky.
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Floating over a generic landscape that's
probably not even in the movie, I know.
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Fuck me.
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Well, we tried that in college.
It was not very satisfying for either of us.
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Mel, why do they make us go through so many
rounds if they just want something safe?
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I don't know, sweetheart, but they do and
they're a good client and they keep
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our lights on and...
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What should I tell him?
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Tell him that the other design was better.
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- Okay.
- Tell him that nobody goes to see a movie
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because of the one-sheet.
Even
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In fact you can tell him that in the
list of reasons that people go see movies
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the one-sheet is at the very bottom, so
why not do something good for once,
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something that will outlive
his shitty movie.
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What is up?
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What?
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You've just been walking around here for the
last two weeks in this weird funky state.
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Talk to me.
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Yeah, no, I know I, I know. I just.
I, I got a, um...
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I just think I need to take
a couple days off.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think I'm gonna drive out to
the desert tonight.
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That's a great idea.
Let's go for the whole weekend.
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We'll swim or make cocktails,
it'll be great.
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Oh no yeah, I... I meant by myself.
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- No, you know, just to clear my head.
- Oh.
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- Sorry.
- It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
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I know when I'm not wanted.
That's great. No problem.
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Anyway, I do need you to finish these
revisions before you bolt.
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Please.
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- Okay. I'll do it at home tonight.
- Excellent.
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And what happened to the third head anyway?
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I don't know, the other heads
have better agents.
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Point your nose.
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Dear Dean,
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I hope you're the Dean I'm looking for.
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If you are and you remember me, you're
probably wondering why I'm writing
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after all these years.
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Truth is, I'm wondering the same thing.
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All I know is this morning I woke up
listening to National Public Radio
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like I do every morning,
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and as I was lying there in bed I thought to
myself, why do I even listen to NPR?
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And that's when I remembered.
You.
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You turned me on to National Public Radio 15
years ago.
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Summer. New York City.
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You turned me onto a lot of
things that summer.
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So I woke up thinking of you and wondering
how you are, and where you are,
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and a quick internet search
lead me to your website.
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You seem to be doing very well for yourself.
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Though I was surprised to
find you in Los Angeles.
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I remember how much you loved New York City.
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Anyway, I hope you're well.
I'd love to hear from you.
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Yours, Alex Coffina.
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What a nice surprise.
Of course I remember you.
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I'm flattered to be associated
with National Public Radio.
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Though, since moving to LA I
hardly ever listen anymore.
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I miss New York sometimes but
the truth is - I love LA.
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Try not to judge me too much.
What can I say?
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It's nice to wake up and pick lemons
from a tree in my own back yard.
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Tell me about your life.
Dean.
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No judgments here. I used to believe
if I could find the perfect city,
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all my problems would disappear.
But I've since learned -
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you take your problems with you.
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Currently, they're all in New Orleans.
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I've been here for about six months.
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I feel like I've been chasing my
bliss for the last fifteen years.
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I've never found it in a job or a
relationship. Maybe it's in Los Angeles.
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I don't know if your bliss can be
found in Los Angeles, but I have a
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little house in the desert near Joshua Tree
that's as close as I've ever
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come to finding mine.
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It's small and quiet and has great views.
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Every time I'm there, I feel like I
press this big, internal, “re-set" button.
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Have you ever seen the Mojave?
It's spectacular.
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I've been to the Gobi in East Asia
and the Patagonian in South America,
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but I've never laid eyes on the Mojave.
I would love to see it.
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Know any good tour guides?
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Can't believe this.
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Hey!
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Oh my God.
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- You made it.
- Yeah.
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- I was worried.
- I left you a message.
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Yeah there's no reception out here.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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- You look great.
- You too.
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Wow.
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How long have we been in here?
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Three hours. Jesus.
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It's easy to lose track out here.
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No kidding.
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I didn't plan for this to happen.
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- For what?
- This.
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- It never crossed your mind.
- It crossed my mind. You?
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Definitely. I almost had to
rub one out on the plane.
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- Have you ever done that?
- On a plane? Sure.
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Can't imagine.
I always think that the plane's gonna crash
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and they're gonna find my body
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in the wreckage I've got my dick in
my hand and my pants around my ankles.
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- I mean what would my family say?
- “He died as he lived."
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- So that's how you think of me.
- Totally.
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- I'm just a horndog?
- You are the most sexual person
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I ever dated.
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- Whoa.
- By far.
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What does that even mean - “most sexual"?
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As I recall, a disproportionate amount
of our time was spent naked in your bed.
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No that's because I didn't have any A/C
in that apartment.
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Oh. Gosh. Man, I'm sorry. No, it had nothing
to do with your raging libido.
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- Okay, fine. I am a total horndog.
- Yeah.
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I've been thinking about having sex with you
ever since I got your e-mail.
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- See?
- I got hard reading your e-mail.
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I got hard anticipating your next e-mail.
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Well, I rest my case.
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I had to beat off last night hoping
to prevent this from happening.
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- Okay.
' Any regrets?
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- No. You?
- Not yet.
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Wait, why would you try to prevent this
from happening? This is fun.
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Have you really done that on a plane?
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Don't judge me.
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I mean come on. What ever happened to
delayed gratification, guy?
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You've obviously never flown to
Australia before.
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Actually, I have.
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- Really? Wait, why'd you go to Australia?
- Vacation.
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- Thank you.
- I'm thirsty. You want some water?
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Yes, please.
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Did you fly to Melbourne?
Ugh, I love Melbourne.
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Did you see the Twelve Apostles?
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Um yeah.
You know I was thinking maybe tomorrow we
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could go into town, maybe take a
hike or something.
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- I want to show you some of the sights.
- That sounds fun.
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Oh, fancy.
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What, the lemons?
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The lemons, the sheets, this house.
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Palm Springs is fancy. Joshua Tree
is for the regular people.
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Yeah I don't think regular people have
second homes.
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Especially ones with pools.
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It's an investment property.
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- Who are you?
- What?
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And what'd you do with
my little Marxist punk
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I picked up fifteen years ago at a dive bar?
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Okay, there are two things
wrong with that statement.
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First of all I was never a Marxist--
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- Oh, whatever-
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I was a Democratic Socialist, okay,
And, more importantly, I picked you up.
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- Oh. No.
- Absolutely.
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- Okay, you are crazy. And I can prove it.
- You're gonna need to.
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Where's my bag?
Oh my god. Ooh, Jesus.
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Oh, god, it's freezing.
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Okay. It was in that little bar on 7th
Street and Second Avenue.
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Tile Bar.
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That's not what it was called, but
sure.
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We all called it Tile Bar.
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It was my graduation night.
I was sitting on one end of the bar and
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you were at the other.
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- What's this?
- Proof.
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You kept it.
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The bartender brought it over to me
and then I went and sat down next to you,
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so I did the picking up.
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I think the person who did the
drawing is the one who did the picking. Up.
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And that was me.
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No, that's the one who did the drawing. The
one who actually had the balls to get up off
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his ass, cross the bar, sit down next to
you and speak did the picking up.
243
00:28:22,798 --> 00:28:26,761
Well I'm stunned. I can't believe you
kept it.
244
00:28:28,763 --> 00:28:31,728
Well. It was a nice summer.
245
00:28:34,769 --> 00:28:36,738
- Can I keep it?
- No way.
246
00:28:37,772 --> 00:28:41,734
Come on, you've had it all these years.
It's my turn.
247
00:28:43,778 --> 00:28:46,743
Fine. Consider it on loan.
248
00:28:48,783 --> 00:28:50,752
- You hungry?
- Starved.
249
00:28:51,786 --> 00:28:54,751
- I'm going to make a salad.
- Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
250
00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:57,792
- How do you feel about onions?
- I'm not scared.
251
00:29:01,796 --> 00:29:04,643
- I don't remember you smoking.
- I don't smoke. Not tobacco anyway.
252
00:29:04,882 --> 00:29:05,925
Then whose are these?
253
00:29:08,803 --> 00:29:11,650
Oh, Someone must have left those here.
254
00:29:11,889 --> 00:29:14,607
Oh... I love smoking.
255
00:29:14,851 --> 00:29:17,734
Well help yourself. Just do it outside.
256
00:29:18,771 --> 00:29:19,814
I quit.
257
00:29:20,773 --> 00:29:22,743
I don't remember you smoking
either.
258
00:29:23,776 --> 00:29:25,746
It was after us.
259
00:29:34,787 --> 00:29:37,790
You know most of my clients want safe. They
want something traditional...
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00:29:37,874 --> 00:29:39,851
“Two heads in the sky" or some shit
like that, and I always--
261
00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:41,335
Wait what's “two heads in the sky"?
262
00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:46,634
You know, you've see it before.
Big faces of the movie stars over
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00:29:46,883 --> 00:29:49,647
a landscape. It's just so boring.
264
00:29:49,886 --> 00:29:51,641
But aren't those movies usually
boring?
265
00:29:51,888 --> 00:29:55,601
- Yes! But the poster doesn't have to be!
- Oh...
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00:29:55,850 --> 00:29:59,362
I tell my clients, If we can distill the
movie down to its essence,
267
00:29:59,604 --> 00:30:00,646
and tell the story
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00:30:00,855 --> 00:30:05,612
in a single image, then people
actually have to engage with the poster,
269
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:09,372
they have to interact with it and, hey,
maybe it'll make them want to see the
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00:30:09,614 --> 00:30:10,656
movie more, you know?
271
00:30:10,865 --> 00:30:12,621
What does the client say?
272
00:30:12,867 --> 00:30:17,755
They say, Great! Now let's put two heads
in the sky. Which I do because I'm a tool.
273
00:30:18,789 --> 00:30:22,210
I know I shouldn't care about this, it's
just a stupid poster but, you know, still.
274
00:30:22,793 --> 00:30:25,641
No, that's great. That is the guy that
I remember.
275
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,848
What -- crazy?
276
00:30:26,881 --> 00:30:32,314
No, passionate.
Do you remember our first actual date, you
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00:30:32,553 --> 00:30:36,610
took me to see this awful movie downtown.
278
00:30:36,849 --> 00:30:37,817
Awful?
279
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:40,531
Yeah, it was at some artsy
theater on Houston.
280
00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:44,613
About this young boy who falls in
love with the old lady...?
281
00:30:44,857 --> 00:30:46,613
You don't mean HAROLD AND MAUDE.
282
00:30:46,859 --> 00:30:52,625
Yes! Oh my god. That film. I remember
thinking to myself, why is this guy
283
00:30:52,865 --> 00:30:53,908
taking me to see this?
284
00:30:54,784 --> 00:30:55,843
Okay, stop talking, please.
285
00:30:55,868 --> 00:31:00,625
No, I mean... it was just so sad and weird
and pretentious...
286
00:31:00,873 --> 00:31:02,629
I'm holding a knife here.
287
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:03,634
And all that Cat Stevens music.
288
00:31:03,876 --> 00:31:08,764
Seriously. Stop. HAROLD & MAUDE is
my favorite movie of all time.
289
00:31:11,801 --> 00:31:12,844
Are you kidding?
290
00:31:13,803 --> 00:31:15,642
You better be kidding. Are you kidding?
291
00:31:15,888 --> 00:31:16,931
Yeah, no, I'm kidding.
292
00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:22,395
I mean, you don't really feel that way
about that movie, do you?
293
00:31:22,770 --> 00:31:26,650
No, but I did not understand that
movie for the life of me.
294
00:31:26,899 --> 00:31:28,835
- Well that night you told me you loved it.
- I lied.
295
00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:29,827
Why?
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00:31:29,861 --> 00:31:33,823
Because I wanted to impress you.
Which is why I went back the next
297
00:31:34,073 --> 00:31:35,627
week and I saw it again.
298
00:31:35,867 --> 00:31:36,909
You did not.
299
00:31:37,785 --> 00:31:41,629
Yeah, I did. I wanted to figure out why
you liked it so much. I thought it was
300
00:31:41,873 --> 00:31:44,756
gonna help me understand you better.
301
00:31:48,796 --> 00:31:49,839
Okay. You can stay.
302
00:31:54,802 --> 00:31:56,863
You know the interesting thing about
HAROLD AND MAUDE?
303
00:31:56,888 --> 00:32:01,562
It's always different.
Like, when I was in my twenties, I really
304
00:32:01,809 --> 00:32:03,612
identified with Harold.
305
00:32:03,853 --> 00:32:08,610
All of this angst and depression
and self-involvement. And now as
306
00:32:08,858 --> 00:32:13,746
I've gotten older, I kinda feel a little
bit more like Maude.
307
00:32:16,782 --> 00:32:18,326
Isn't that crazy how a movie changes?
308
00:32:20,786 --> 00:32:22,756
Actually, the movie stays the same.
309
00:32:23,789 --> 00:32:27,752
True. I guess we're the ones who
change.
310
00:32:28,794 --> 00:32:30,505
We don't actually change that
much. Do we?
311
00:32:32,798 --> 00:32:36,761
Well I mean you have.
You definitely have.
312
00:32:40,765 --> 00:32:42,734
So. How have I changed?
313
00:32:45,770 --> 00:32:51,737
I guess I always imagined you in
your paint-splattered boots with
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00:32:51,984 --> 00:32:56,540
your palette your brushes standing
behind an easel.
315
00:32:56,781 --> 00:32:59,746
I just never imagined you, uh...
316
00:33:00,785 --> 00:33:01,827
What?
317
00:33:02,787 --> 00:33:05,752
I always thought that you were
going to be an artist.
318
00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:08,835
Well I am an artist.
319
00:33:09,794 --> 00:33:10,853
You're a graphic designer.
320
00:33:10,878 --> 00:33:15,635
A graphic designer is an artist.
Just one that can pay the bills.
321
00:33:15,883 --> 00:33:17,639
Okay, no, no. That's not what I mean.
322
00:33:17,885 --> 00:33:18,853
- I like my work.
- That's good.
323
00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:20,726
Or, I did, until about a minute
ago.
324
00:33:21,764 --> 00:33:24,867
Okay. You were the one who was just
complaining about the two heads in the sky,
325
00:33:24,892 --> 00:33:25,813
that's all I'm saying.
326
00:33:25,852 --> 00:33:28,829
Yeah, well, it beats living in a studio
apartment with a bathtub in the kitchen.
327
00:33:28,855 --> 00:33:32,734
- But I liked that apartment.
- Yeah well you didn't have to live in it.
328
00:33:34,777 --> 00:33:39,748
Okay I didn't meant to... The most
important thing is that you're happy.
329
00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:54,640
So why New Orleans?
Did you go there for a work or...?
330
00:33:54,881 --> 00:33:57,764
Oh no, I'm not really working right
now.
331
00:33:58,801 --> 00:34:02,728
- Wow, must be nice.
- It's actually amazing.
332
00:34:03,764 --> 00:34:04,807
How'd you manage that?
333
00:34:05,766 --> 00:34:10,737
- I have money.
- Must be a lot.
334
00:34:11,772 --> 00:34:12,815
It's enough.
335
00:34:17,778 --> 00:34:25,621
I always imagined you in a suit and tie...
working in some high-rise somewhere.
336
00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:30,758
Oh yeah, no, I did that.
Until all I could think about was jumping.
337
00:34:31,834 --> 00:34:38,763
Okay, well, what I want to know is
why you're so hard to find.
338
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,640
- What does that mean?
- On the internet.
339
00:34:41,928 --> 00:34:45,605
See, I don't know which is more strange:
that I'm not on the internet or the fact
340
00:34:45,848 --> 00:34:47,604
that people are freaked out that I'm not.
341
00:34:47,850 --> 00:34:53,616
Oh no I'm not freaked out. I'm just
curious how it's possible.
342
00:34:53,856 --> 00:34:57,617
- Well I blame you.
- Me?
343
00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:00,624
Yeah you were always going off on these
little Marxist rants--
344
00:35:00,863 --> 00:35:01,831
Democratic socialist...
345
00:35:01,906 --> 00:35:06,663
--whatever the fuck you were, with
this freakish paranoia, marching in
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00:35:06,869 --> 00:35:09,633
the streets about the government
spying on people.
347
00:35:09,872 --> 00:35:12,672
That is not why we were marching.
348
00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:13,878
This vast Right Wing Conspiracy...
349
00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:15,674
That is true. It exists.
350
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,681
Well, you are the reason for my faint
cyber footprint.
351
00:35:19,882 --> 00:35:23,679
It's not faint. It's invisible.
352
00:35:23,886 --> 00:35:27,268
I mean, you are nowhere.
No photos, no job history.
353
00:35:27,515 --> 00:35:29,602
You're not even on Linked-In,
354
00:35:29,851 --> 00:35:32,734
which no one wants to be on, but
somehow everybody ends up there.
355
00:35:34,772 --> 00:35:35,815
Aren't you impressed?
356
00:35:43,823 --> 00:35:45,793
So -- you looked for me, too.
357
00:35:52,832 --> 00:35:56,675
I've probably googled your name and
“Campbell, Ohio" about a thousand times.
358
00:35:56,919 --> 00:35:58,796
- Campbell?
- That's where you're from, right?
359
00:35:58,921 --> 00:36:02,801
Yeah, I just can't believe that
you remember that.
360
00:36:05,845 --> 00:36:10,685
I looked in New York and every other
major city. I maybe if I contacted your
361
00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:12,654
family, they'd tell me where you were.
362
00:36:12,894 --> 00:36:17,650
That's sweet, but also useless
seeing as how my family would
363
00:36:17,899 --> 00:36:21,660
never have given any personal information.
Unless you ask in Greek.
364
00:36:21,903 --> 00:36:26,791
Well it's not sweet. You disappeared.
365
00:36:28,826 --> 00:36:30,665
I did not disappear.
366
00:36:30,912 --> 00:36:37,804
From my perspective you did. No
call. No note. Nothing.
367
00:36:40,838 --> 00:36:41,881
Yeah.
368
00:36:41,923 --> 00:36:47,689
Do you have any idea how long I
searched for you? Alex, I called the police.
369
00:36:47,929 --> 00:36:49,685
I called hospitals.
370
00:36:49,889 --> 00:36:50,857
Whoa, whoa, whoa... What?
371
00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:52,776
I called the morgue, Alex.
372
00:36:58,814 --> 00:36:59,857
Well I had no idea.
373
00:37:01,817 --> 00:37:07,785
- Fifteen years.
- That's a long time.
374
00:37:08,824 --> 00:37:11,790
Why does it feel like it just
happened yesterday?
375
00:37:15,831 --> 00:37:16,874
I gotta piss.
376
00:38:35,828 --> 00:38:36,871
This is good.
377
00:38:39,832 --> 00:38:44,803
I got a card when I moved to L.A.
Told the doctor I had panic attacks.
378
00:38:46,839 --> 00:38:49,050
The minute I said 9/11, he was writing
a prescription.
379
00:38:50,843 --> 00:38:53,809
- Nice.
- It wasn't an excuse.
380
00:38:55,806 --> 00:38:59,686
A couple of weeks after the attacks,
I was at work, having lunch in the
381
00:38:59,936 --> 00:39:03,649
break room and reading this magazine
about all the people that were on the
382
00:39:03,898 --> 00:39:08,038
planes that went into the towers.
And there were these two guys, who
383
00:39:08,277 --> 00:39:09,665
were coming back from
384
00:39:09,904 --> 00:39:13,285
Russia or something with a baby
they had just adopted.
385
00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:15,668
And I walked into my office and
386
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:22,043
shut the door and stood against the wall
and... I just started sobbing.
387
00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:23,798
I couldn't move.
388
00:39:24,836 --> 00:39:30,554
I knew that I had to call somebody to ask
for help, but I literally couldn't
389
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,686
walk across the room to
390
00:39:32,927 --> 00:39:36,770
pick up the phone on my desk.
I was paralyzed.
391
00:39:38,808 --> 00:39:39,851
What did you do?
392
00:39:43,813 --> 00:39:49,697
I eventually figured out how to walk.
I picked up the phone on my desk and I
393
00:39:49,944 --> 00:39:54,665
called my best friend.
But I remember thinking,
394
00:39:54,907 --> 00:40:01,669
“Alex could have been in those towers."
I read all the lists and I didn't see
395
00:40:01,914 --> 00:40:04,797
your name, so I just assumed you were okay.
396
00:40:07,837 --> 00:40:08,880
I'm really sorry.
397
00:40:09,839 --> 00:40:11,809
Hey, I got prescription weed out of it.
398
00:40:12,842 --> 00:40:14,812
No, I mean about disappearing.
399
00:40:15,845 --> 00:40:16,888
Yeah why did you?
400
00:40:18,806 --> 00:40:21,689
- I hated New York.
- I didn't know that.
401
00:40:21,934 --> 00:40:26,775
That's funny, because I talked
about it all the time.
402
00:40:27,815 --> 00:40:31,777
- I don't remember that.
- That's because you loved it.
403
00:40:34,822 --> 00:40:35,865
I did.
404
00:40:43,831 --> 00:40:44,874
What is that?
405
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:52,679
Coyotes. They're signaling that
the pack is all together again.
406
00:40:52,924 --> 00:40:53,966
Everyone's safe.
407
00:40:56,844 --> 00:40:57,887
So mournful.
408
00:40:57,929 --> 00:41:00,776
Do you know that coyotes only
mate once a year?
409
00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:06,696
No wonder they sound so sad.
You ever see one up close?
410
00:41:06,938 --> 00:41:12,656
Coyotes? Yeah, they're all over
L.A. The drought forced them out
411
00:41:12,902 --> 00:41:14,879
of the hills, now they just walk
around like they own the town,
412
00:41:14,904 --> 00:41:16,790
looking for water.
413
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:19,867
Water's important.
414
00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:26,874
You like water?
415
00:41:34,841 --> 00:41:35,393
The fuck?!
416
00:41:35,424 --> 00:41:36,848
That's for disappearing.
417
00:41:38,845 --> 00:41:44,693
Oh, shit. I had no idea. I
swear. I am so sorry.
418
00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:47,782
Just take it. Get me out of
here, it's fucking cold.
419
00:41:52,817 --> 00:41:53,860
Asshole!
420
00:41:54,819 --> 00:41:56,705
Now, we are even.
421
00:41:56,946 --> 00:42:02,795
Oh my god - it is so cold in here.
I hate you so much.
422
00:42:16,841 --> 00:42:18,811
Mmmm, salty.
423
00:42:22,805 --> 00:42:23,848
It's a salt water pool.
424
00:42:25,808 --> 00:42:26,851
Wait why salt water?
425
00:42:27,810 --> 00:42:29,780
You don't need chlorine if you use
salt water.
426
00:42:30,813 --> 00:42:36,697
God you're such a fucking hippie.
Next time, please spring for a
427
00:42:36,944 --> 00:42:37,987
heated pool.
428
00:42:38,821 --> 00:42:40,791
We can't afford a heated pool.
429
00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:43,868
Wait what?
430
00:42:44,827 --> 00:42:46,666
You know how much it costs
to heat a pool?
431
00:42:46,913 --> 00:42:52,797
- Wait who's we?
- What?
432
00:42:53,836 --> 00:42:59,685
You just said we can't afford it.
Who's we?
433
00:42:59,926 --> 00:43:00,968
No, I didn't.
434
00:43:01,844 --> 00:43:02,887
Yeah, you did. Who's we?
435
00:43:05,806 --> 00:43:07,776
You guys are separated?
436
00:43:10,811 --> 00:43:11,854
Dean?
437
00:43:16,817 --> 00:43:17,860
Who the fuck is we?
438
00:43:22,823 --> 00:43:26,786
We is me. And Bryan.
439
00:43:28,829 --> 00:43:35,805
- Uh, all right. Who's Bryan?
- My husband.
440
00:43:37,839 --> 00:43:39,808
- So you're married.
- Yes.
441
00:43:43,845 --> 00:43:45,684
- Does he know that you're here?
- Yes.
442
00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:48,778
- Does he know that I'm here?
- No.
443
00:43:49,809 --> 00:43:52,774
Okay. So you guys have some sort
of understanding?
444
00:43:54,814 --> 00:43:55,857
Not exactly.
445
00:43:56,816 --> 00:43:57,859
So you're cheating.
446
00:43:58,818 --> 00:44:04,785
No. I mean... Bryan and I... we're
not together.
447
00:44:07,827 --> 00:44:11,670
Yeah. I mean, he's in Australia,
I'm here.
448
00:44:11,914 --> 00:44:14,797
Yeah, no, I don't mean geographically.
449
00:44:15,835 --> 00:44:16,878
It's complicated.
450
00:44:17,837 --> 00:44:21,799
Okay. Well, I'm about to make things
a whole lot less complicated.
451
00:44:24,844 --> 00:44:25,887
Alex.
452
00:44:31,809 --> 00:44:34,775
- Alex, I can explain.
- Give it your best shot.
453
00:44:35,813 --> 00:44:37,783
- I was going to tell you.
- When?
454
00:44:38,816 --> 00:44:40,786
As soon as we started e-mailing,
but...
455
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:46,782
- But WHAT?
- I wanted to, but you didn't ask.
456
00:44:47,825 --> 00:44:49,886
That's your excuse? I didn't ask
if you were married?
457
00:44:49,911 --> 00:44:54,667
You didn't! And I didn't ask you
either! For all I know, you could
458
00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:55,958
be married, too.
459
00:44:57,835 --> 00:44:58,878
Well, I'm not.
460
00:44:59,837 --> 00:45:05,686
Okay. Well now I know. Look can we
just stop and talk about this?
461
00:45:05,927 --> 00:45:06,969
Talk about what?
462
00:45:07,845 --> 00:45:08,888
This. Us.
463
00:45:09,847 --> 00:45:13,017
Yeah there is no us. There's me. And
there's you. And then there's you and...
464
00:45:13,809 --> 00:45:15,696
- What's his name?
- Bryan.
465
00:45:15,937 --> 00:45:21,785
- Bryan. So...
- Alex. Hey!
466
00:45:22,818 --> 00:45:29,794
Alex, come on. Seriously?
Alex, don't do this!
467
00:46:54,827 --> 00:46:55,912
Is that supposed to be me?
468
00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:58,873
Everyone's a critic huh.
469
00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:03,799
No, I think you made some improvements,
actually.
470
00:47:04,837 --> 00:47:10,805
I don't think that's possible.
Hey I really like your gown.
471
00:47:11,844 --> 00:47:15,771
Oh this old thing? I only wear it
when I don't care how I look.
472
00:47:17,808 --> 00:47:19,778
- It's A Wonderful Life?
- You know it.
473
00:47:20,811 --> 00:47:26,779
Yeah everyone knows it.
Are you guys in a choir or something?
474
00:47:27,818 --> 00:47:29,788
No I graduated this afternoon.
475
00:47:30,821 --> 00:47:33,787
- What's your major?
- I got my M.B.A.
476
00:47:34,825 --> 00:47:36,665
- Ah, business.
- Mmhmm.
477
00:47:36,911 --> 00:47:39,794
- What kind? Risky?
- Monkey.
478
00:47:44,836 --> 00:47:47,801
- Alex.
- Dean.
479
00:47:59,809 --> 00:48:02,692
Um, do you want to get out of here?
480
00:48:02,937 --> 00:48:04,657
- Yeah.
- Where do you live?
481
00:48:04,897 --> 00:48:05,940
- Around the corner.
482
00:49:50,837 --> 00:49:55,807
- You came back.
- It's my favorite shirt.
483
00:49:57,844 --> 00:50:02,767
- Why didn't you come in?
- I was enjoying the stars.
484
00:50:03,808 --> 00:50:05,777
I'm glad you came back.
485
00:50:09,814 --> 00:50:11,783
- I lied.
- What?
486
00:50:13,818 --> 00:50:16,783
About why I left New York. I met
someone.
487
00:50:17,822 --> 00:50:18,865
I don't understand.
488
00:50:19,824 --> 00:50:22,671
At the end of the summer.
I lied. I met someone else.
489
00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:26,671
- While we were together?
- We weren't exclusive.
490
00:50:26,914 --> 00:50:29,678
- I was.
- You met him once.
491
00:50:29,917 --> 00:50:32,800
- What? When?
- In Central Park.
492
00:50:33,838 --> 00:50:37,681
I was playing in a
softball game. You showed up.
493
00:50:37,925 --> 00:50:46,776
You wanted to surprise me. You were there.
He was there. You shook hands with him.
494
00:50:49,812 --> 00:50:52,778
You thought he was just one of my friends.
He thought the same thing.
495
00:50:57,820 --> 00:51:02,791
- So I left New York and moved to Miami.
- To be with him.
496
00:51:03,826 --> 00:51:09,794
- Yeah.
- Why are you telling me this?
497
00:51:12,835 --> 00:51:18,803
I'm just trying to be honest. You asked
why I disappeared. That's why.
498
00:51:21,844 --> 00:51:26,768
- You still want me to stay?
- Yes.
499
00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:32,776
Good. You owe me a phone.
500
00:51:38,819 --> 00:51:40,706
- Hey.
- They love the revisions.
501
00:51:40,947 --> 00:51:44,790
- Of course they did, they're idiots.
- And they're changing the name of the film.
502
00:51:45,826 --> 00:51:46,869
Why?
503
00:51:46,911 --> 00:51:49,545
I don't know I guess now they think that
nobody will see a movie
504
00:51:49,789 --> 00:51:50,831
called “Portmanteau."
505
00:51:51,832 --> 00:51:53,709
Well yeah, that's what we said six months
ago.
506
00:51:53,918 --> 00:51:54,886
See how smart we are?
507
00:51:54,919 --> 00:51:57,683
Wait. How am I even talking to you?
You never have service there.
508
00:51:57,922 --> 00:52:03,806
- I'm in town. What's the new title?
- “A Bag By The Lake."
509
00:52:04,846 --> 00:52:05,888
- Thank you.
- Great.
510
00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:11,769
- That's a joke. I'm joking. What's wrong?
- Uh, nothing. I gotta go.
511
00:52:12,812 --> 00:52:14,781
- No you sound weird.
- I'm fine.
512
00:52:15,815 --> 00:52:16,916
- You want me to come out there?
- No.
513
00:52:16,941 --> 00:52:19,658
- I can be there in two hours.
- No, definitely not.
514
00:52:19,902 --> 00:52:23,782
Okay. I got a date with a guy
that does stand-up.
515
00:52:24,824 --> 00:52:26,710
Yeah? Does he do anything else?
516
00:52:26,951 --> 00:52:29,668
He better, right? Or someone's gonna get
hurt.
517
00:52:29,912 --> 00:52:33,673
Okay, well bye.
Find something?
518
00:52:33,916 --> 00:52:37,796
- Yeah, four bars!
- Yeah, well we're in town.
519
00:52:44,844 --> 00:52:45,887
Who should I call?
520
00:52:52,810 --> 00:52:55,693
- Pick up.
- I'm driving.
521
00:52:55,938 --> 00:53:00,660
- Then be careful.
- Hello?
522
00:53:00,902 --> 00:53:01,661
Hey.
523
00:53:01,903 --> 00:53:03,863
Hey, look I'm driving can I
call you back later?
524
00:53:03,905 --> 00:53:06,883
No, this is just gonna take a minute.
I know you're super busy being married
525
00:53:06,908 --> 00:53:10,669
and everything, just wanted to give you
a little piece of friendly advice, just
526
00:53:10,912 --> 00:53:13,014
in case the opportunity ever arises again.
Next time you decide to
527
00:53:13,039 --> 00:53:13,667
cheat on your husband,
528
00:53:13,915 --> 00:53:17,676
just make sure to take off your ring off
pretty early on. Because if the guy's
529
00:53:17,919 --> 00:53:20,963
any good in bed, he's probably going
to notice the imprint on your finger.
530
00:53:37,813 --> 00:53:40,779
- You knew.
- I suspected.
531
00:53:42,818 --> 00:53:44,529
Then what was that scene about
last night?
532
00:53:45,821 --> 00:53:48,787
- I hoped it wasn't true.
- Why didn't you say something?
533
00:53:51,827 --> 00:53:57,676
I guess I didn't really want to know.
You do that a lot? Take your ring off?
534
00:53:57,917 --> 00:54:01,797
No, never. It was the first time,
actually.
535
00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:06,810
Forgive me if I find that hard to
believe.
536
00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:12,688
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Bryan.
I should have.
537
00:54:12,932 --> 00:54:13,975
Yep.
538
00:54:15,810 --> 00:54:18,775
I was just afraid if you knew I was
married, that you wouldn't come.
539
00:54:20,815 --> 00:54:21,899
You would have been right.
540
00:54:22,817 --> 00:54:28,701
Look. When I got your e-mail, I
thought, “How dare he contact me
541
00:54:28,948 --> 00:54:33,788
after all these years?" But I had
to see you. I don't know why but...
542
00:54:36,831 --> 00:54:37,874
I needed to see you, too.
543
00:54:46,841 --> 00:54:47,884
Come on.
544
00:54:55,808 --> 00:54:58,691
- Looks like something out of Dr. Seuss.
- Yeah.
545
00:54:58,936 --> 00:55:00,657
Why do they call them Joshua Trees?
546
00:55:00,897 --> 00:55:04,658
The Mormons. When they headed West,
they saw these and it reminded them
547
00:55:04,901 --> 00:55:07,784
of the prophet Joshua, raising his
hands up to God.
548
00:55:10,823 --> 00:55:13,789
- Yeah, exactly.
- That's a cool stow.
549
00:55:15,828 --> 00:55:17,538
You know the Mormons they're full
of them.
550
00:55:18,831 --> 00:55:22,793
- So those cigarettes were Bryan's?
- Yep.
551
00:55:24,837 --> 00:55:26,807
You should tell him to stop
smoking.
552
00:55:28,841 --> 00:55:31,689
- He's not addicted, so I let it go.
- You don't mind?
553
00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:36,768
- No I hate it but it's his body.
- Yeah but he's your husband.
554
00:55:40,811 --> 00:55:41,854
Was it hard... quitting?
555
00:55:42,813 --> 00:55:47,784
No. I mean I watched my Dad dying
of lung cancer so...
556
00:55:48,819 --> 00:55:49,862
I'm sorry.
557
00:55:50,821 --> 00:55:54,701
It's okay. I guess it's also easier
run six miles then smoke a pack a day
558
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:56,786
when you're in your twenties than it is now.
559
00:55:56,827 --> 00:55:58,797
Yeah, everything's easier in your
twenties.
560
00:55:59,830 --> 00:56:04,671
Well, not for me. You know I woke up
every morning in my twenties doubled
561
00:56:04,919 --> 00:56:08,799
over in abdominal pain. Doctor said
it was stress.
562
00:56:09,841 --> 00:56:11,810
The hell were you so stressed about?
563
00:56:12,844 --> 00:56:14,813
- Everything.
- I didn't know that.
564
00:56:15,847 --> 00:56:20,770
Nobody did. You know the most important
thing that I learned in business school --
565
00:56:21,811 --> 00:56:23,697
never show weakness.
566
00:56:23,938 --> 00:56:24,981
Jesus Christ.
567
00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:34,705
Yeah. The one one thing that I
needed to do, only thing that
568
00:56:34,949 --> 00:56:38,792
probably would have helped,
was talking to someone.
569
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:47,795
You know if you want your husband
to quit smoking, you need to tell him.
570
00:57:01,809 --> 00:57:05,689
- So why Australia?
- He's there for work.
571
00:57:05,938 --> 00:57:09,651
- What does Bryan do?
- Ah, he's a director.
572
00:57:09,901 --> 00:57:10,943
Movies?
573
00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:14,785
Commercials mostly, but yeah.
Films, too.
574
00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,710
So you're in L.A. for him.
575
00:57:18,951 --> 00:57:22,795
No. Most of my clients are in L.A.
We moved there for my work.
576
00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:31,674
I don't think I could do that. If
I ever married someone, I'd have
577
00:57:31,923 --> 00:57:32,965
to be with him.
578
00:57:34,842 --> 00:57:38,686
Well it's not that simple. You know
when you work in film you gotta go
579
00:57:38,930 --> 00:57:42,773
where the work is. Sometimes that
means weeks or even months apart.
580
00:57:44,810 --> 00:57:45,895
And you're okay with that.
581
00:57:46,812 --> 00:57:48,981
Well I knew what I was getting into
when I signed up.
582
00:57:49,815 --> 00:57:51,785
It's not the military.
583
00:57:53,819 --> 00:57:56,288
And you know I think it's good to be alone
sometimes.
584
00:57:56,531 --> 00:57:58,333
I think more people should try it.
585
00:57:59,825 --> 00:58:07,668
I like missing someone. It feels
good to be on my your and, you know,
586
00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:13,683
spend some time with yourself and be
productive and then come together
587
00:58:13,923 --> 00:58:14,966
again, YOU know?
588
00:58:15,842 --> 00:58:20,812
- Who are you trying to convince?
- No, I'm just saying, it's not all bad.
589
00:58:23,808 --> 00:58:25,777
You should put that on a greeting card.
590
00:58:49,834 --> 00:58:53,796
- Can we see the house from here?
- I can't see anything these days.
591
00:58:56,841 --> 00:58:58,811
This is amazing.
592
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:10,776
- This looks like a movie set.
- It was a movie set.
593
00:59:12,815 --> 00:59:13,858
Which movies?
594
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,787
The Cisco Kid is the only one I
know of.
595
00:59:19,822 --> 00:59:21,240
The bowling alley used to be open.
596
00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:24,927
You and Bryan ever think about
having kids?
597
00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:26,792
No. You?
598
00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:29,800
- Definitely.
- Yeah!
599
00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:34,677
I think, like, the real
sign of adulthood is having to care
600
00:59:34,921 --> 00:59:35,680
about something other
than just yourself.
601
00:59:35,922 --> 00:59:39,802
You know putting somebody else's
needs above your own.
602
00:59:41,844 --> 00:59:44,847
Well by that definition, people who
never have kids don't grow up at all.
603
00:59:46,807 --> 00:59:49,691
Well that's maybe that's why
we have such a primal desire to
604
00:59:49,936 --> 00:59:55,654
procreate. You know we're just afraid of
taking on that kind of responsibility,
605
00:59:55,900 --> 01:00:01,784
so if you have a kid, there's
no choice. You have to step up.
606
01:00:02,823 --> 01:00:04,793
It's hard to have a kid if you're
not settled.
607
01:00:05,826 --> 01:00:07,796
Well you seem pretty settled.
608
01:00:09,830 --> 01:00:10,873
I was talking about you.
609
01:00:27,807 --> 01:00:28,891
Tell me about the wedding.
610
01:00:29,809 --> 01:00:32,812
It was small. Just a few friends at
City Hall and a justice of the Peace.
611
01:00:32,937 --> 01:00:36,650
Ten minutes and seventy-five dollars
later, it was done.
612
01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:38,785
Oh. How romantic.
613
01:00:39,819 --> 01:00:41,796
I've never understood the appeal
of the big wedding.
614
01:00:41,821 --> 01:00:46,709
I do. I want a huge wedding. Big
flower arrangements, all my family
615
01:00:46,951 --> 01:00:50,664
and friends and a band playing. If
I ever love somebody that much,
616
01:00:50,913 --> 01:00:53,796
I want to shout it to the world.
617
01:00:54,834 --> 01:01:00,801
- You ever come close?
- No. Well -- maybe once.
618
01:01:05,845 --> 01:01:06,888
You don't mean me.
619
01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:10,773
You want the truth? I have been
with a lot of guys in my life.
620
01:01:12,810 --> 01:01:16,772
I've even lived with a few of them.
But none of them compare to you.
621
01:01:18,816 --> 01:01:22,696
It's gotten so bad that no matter
where I go in the world, I find
622
01:01:22,945 --> 01:01:24,666
myself looking for you.
623
01:01:24,906 --> 01:01:28,667
The problem is you're looking
for the guy I used to be, the
624
01:01:28,910 --> 01:01:29,669
guy you remember.
625
01:01:29,911 --> 01:01:33,672
- You're not that different.
- Yesterday you told me I'd changed.
626
01:01:33,915 --> 01:01:38,671
You have changed, I mean we both
have. But not that much.
627
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,800
Oh, come on. When we first met, you had
just gotten your MBA and I was an artist.
628
01:01:43,841 --> 01:01:44,884
So you admit it!
629
01:01:47,845 --> 01:01:55,770
Okay. Um, yes. I admit it. I'm not an artist
anymore. Okay?
630
01:01:56,812 --> 01:01:58,782
Yeah, what ever happened
to that guy?
631
01:02:00,816 --> 01:02:06,784
- He, um, he got scared.
- Of what?
632
01:02:10,826 --> 01:02:15,797
- Not being good enough.
- So he left New York.
633
01:02:17,834 --> 01:02:22,804
And got comfortable and
stopped listening to NPR.
634
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,679
Maybe that's why I'm here.
635
01:02:25,925 --> 01:02:27,885
What, to get me to start
listening to NPR again?
636
01:02:27,927 --> 01:02:29,683
No, to make you uncomfortable.
Hi.
637
01:02:29,929 --> 01:02:30,972
Another round?
638
01:02:31,848 --> 01:02:35,691
Um, you know what, just the check,
I think.
639
01:02:35,935 --> 01:02:37,019
Okay coool. Be right back.
640
01:02:38,813 --> 01:02:42,693
Can I just say, I think you two are
adorable. Me and Keith, the bartender,
641
01:02:42,942 --> 01:02:45,790
have been taking bets on how long
we think you two've been together.
642
01:02:46,821 --> 01:02:51,709
Oh! Um, fifteen years.
643
01:02:51,951 --> 01:02:55,664
Wow, it shows. I think you two have
talked more today than me and my boyfriend
644
01:02:55,913 --> 01:02:58,796
have all year. I'll be right back
with that check.
645
01:03:14,807 --> 01:03:20,691
- Wow. What is this place?
- I know, it's great, isn't it?
646
01:03:20,938 --> 01:03:22,778
Yeah totally. Look at this roof line.
647
01:03:24,817 --> 01:03:29,705
Yeah it was abandoned years ago.
Some famous movie star or musician
648
01:03:29,947 --> 01:03:35,796
used to live here. I always think about
what I'd do to it if it were mine.
649
01:03:36,829 --> 01:03:37,872
Tell me.
650
01:03:37,914 --> 01:03:43,798
First thing would be plumbing. I think
it'd make a great artists studio, don't you?
651
01:03:45,838 --> 01:03:48,804
- Yeah. Do it.
- I wish.
652
01:03:51,844 --> 01:03:54,810
- How much would it cost?
- You gonna to buy it?
653
01:03:55,806 --> 01:04:01,690
Well maybe.
What does Bryan think?
654
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:06,659
He wouldn't like it. Where I see a
blank canvas, he sees a money pit.
655
01:04:06,901 --> 01:04:09,784
- Has he seen it?
- I'm not sure.
656
01:04:10,821 --> 01:04:14,784
- You haven't showed him?
- No.
657
01:04:18,829 --> 01:04:19,914
You have a lot of secrets.
658
01:05:38,826 --> 01:05:40,796
- Cute.
- These are my ears.
659
01:05:46,834 --> 01:05:51,805
- Wait, which one is the lazy one?
- This one. My right one.
660
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:53,883
It looks normal.
661
01:05:55,843 --> 01:05:59,805
It only drifts if I'm tired or I've
been staring at something for a long time.
662
01:06:01,807 --> 01:06:04,773
- Wait what do you see now?
- A big blur.
663
01:06:05,811 --> 01:06:07,781
- How about now?
- A bigger blur.
664
01:06:13,819 --> 01:06:16,785
Wait, if you didn't know it was me
could you tell?
665
01:06:19,825 --> 01:06:23,788
- Probably.
- Is it really that bad?
666
01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:27,678
The right eye is a little better
when I wear glasses, but yeah I'm
667
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,085
basically blind in that eye.
668
01:06:29,836 --> 01:06:30,878
God that sucks.
669
01:06:31,838 --> 01:06:34,685
No what really sucks is I could
have probably corrected it if I'd
670
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,810
just done the exercises when
I was a kid.
671
01:06:40,847 --> 01:06:47,692
I had to sit in a dark room with
my good eye covered and with my
672
01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:51,650
lazy eye I had to look through a
straw at a blinking yellow light.
673
01:06:51,899 --> 01:06:55,660
- That sounds super fun.
- I had to wear an eye patch.
674
01:06:55,903 --> 01:06:58,786
- Eye patches are kind of cool.
- Not when you're six.
675
01:07:00,825 --> 01:07:02,664
Wait so it didn't work.
676
01:07:02,910 --> 01:07:10,669
No, I didn't work. I did want
to do it. I was so miserable
677
01:07:10,918 --> 01:07:15,675
sitting in that dark room and
wearing the eye patch...
678
01:07:15,923 --> 01:07:17,133
Your parents didn't make you?
679
01:07:17,842 --> 01:07:27,689
No. They wanted a happy boy. It's
funny though sometimes I think if
680
01:07:27,935 --> 01:07:31,779
I'd just done what I was supposed to,
I'd see the whole world differently.
681
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:39,788
I have an idea. We should get you
an eye patch.
682
01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:44,785
I could change my name is
Rocco.
683
01:08:02,845 --> 01:08:04,815
- I can feel it.
- What?
684
01:08:05,806 --> 01:08:08,772
- My wedding band.
- Well that's telling.
685
01:08:09,810 --> 01:08:11,650
I'm not being metaphorical.
I mean
686
01:08:11,938 --> 01:08:13,409
I can feel it.
On my finger.
687
01:08:13,648 --> 01:08:14,775
Like it's there.
688
01:08:18,819 --> 01:08:23,708
I used to wear this visor when
I played tennis. And one time I
689
01:08:23,950 --> 01:08:31,673
took it off, and I could still
feel it there. Like, on my forehead.
690
01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:37,682
And it started to just drive me
crazy. So I went to go get my hair
691
01:08:37,922 --> 01:08:41,683
cut and told the guy to just cut
this goddamn visor off my head please.
692
01:08:41,926 --> 01:08:47,692
So he cuts my hair a little bit and
he says, Well is it still there? And
693
01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:52,814
I said, Yeah, it's still there. So he
cuts just a little bit more and a little
694
01:08:53,020 --> 01:08:56,781
bit more and eventually
he just shaves my head.
695
01:08:59,819 --> 01:09:00,862
Did that work?
696
01:09:00,945 --> 01:09:07,671
No. I finally learned to just
live with it. 'Til one day, I
697
01:09:07,952 --> 01:09:08,995
realized it was gone.
698
01:09:11,831 --> 01:09:17,846
- Well I can't cut off my finger.
- Do you want me to do it for you?
699
01:09:21,841 --> 01:09:24,260
You know, I'd be lying if I said I
hadn't thought about it.
700
01:09:29,849 --> 01:09:35,816
- Okay. What's stopping you?
- It would hurt.
701
01:09:37,857 --> 01:09:41,819
Yep. And then it would feel better.
702
01:09:44,864 --> 01:09:51,840
Maybe. I just wanna feel like
this all the time.
703
01:09:55,875 --> 01:09:57,845
You know we can.
I mean if we want to.
704
01:09:59,879 --> 01:10:05,727
Wanting isn't the issue. Come on,
this isn't sustainable.
705
01:10:05,968 --> 01:10:07,011
Yeah, of course it is.
706
01:10:10,848 --> 01:10:13,814
What's the longest relationship
you've ever had?
707
01:10:14,852 --> 01:10:18,732
Um, that's not the point.
708
01:10:18,981 --> 01:10:20,917
Well it is the point if we're talking
about commitment.
709
01:10:20,942 --> 01:10:24,703
Well no, I'm not talking about
commitment. I'm talking about
710
01:10:24,946 --> 01:10:33,713
feeling young and sexy and alive.
I'm talking about passion.
711
01:10:33,955 --> 01:10:35,841
I mean do you feel that with
Bryan?
712
01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:45,717
Well yeah. Yes. I do. I do.
I did. I mean, yeah. Sometimes.
713
01:10:45,967 --> 01:10:48,850
- Jesus Christ, Dean.
- No. Of course I do.
714
01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:54,892
Well do you love him?
715
01:10:56,853 --> 01:11:03,745
Bryan is the kindest person I've
ever met. He's so smart, he's so funny.
716
01:11:03,985 --> 01:11:09,703
He's incredibly generous and patient.
717
01:11:09,949 --> 01:11:11,835
Yeah, but do you love him?
718
01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:22,720
Yes. I do. You said the mark of
adulthood is someone who cares
719
01:11:22,962 --> 01:11:27,719
about something more than themselves.
Well that's Bryan. You know I could
720
01:11:27,967 --> 01:11:31,728
probably tell him about you and this
whole weekend and he would be the one
721
01:11:31,971 --> 01:11:37,689
trying to make me feel better. Trying
to make me feel less guilty. I'm sure
722
01:11:37,935 --> 01:11:47,699
he'd be mad. But then when he calmed down,
he'd just wanna try to understand why
723
01:11:47,945 --> 01:11:49,832
I felt the need to do this in the
first place.
724
01:11:54,869 --> 01:11:58,831
- So why am I here?
- What?
725
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:02,001
I mean why am I here, Dean?
726
01:12:25,858 --> 01:12:29,820
- I thought you quit.
- Bryan won't mind, will he?
727
01:12:30,863 --> 01:12:32,833
And there's a dead mouse floating
in your pool.
728
01:12:34,867 --> 01:12:39,838
- Shit. They keep falling in.
- Maybe they're jumping.
729
01:12:41,874 --> 01:12:42,959
Mice don't commit suicide.
730
01:12:49,882 --> 01:12:51,852
Uh, why did you just do that?
731
01:12:53,886 --> 01:12:57,813
- What was I supposed to do?
- I don't know. Bury it!
732
01:12:59,851 --> 01:13:00,893
It's a mouse.
733
01:13:10,862 --> 01:13:13,827
- What just happened?
- What do you want, Dean?
734
01:13:14,866 --> 01:13:16,752
What do I want?
735
01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:17,705
Yeah, it's a simple question:
What do you want?
736
01:13:17,952 --> 01:13:20,835
- That's not a simple question.
- Bullshit.
737
01:13:21,873 --> 01:13:24,838
Okay if it's so simple, you answer
it. What do you want?!
738
01:13:25,877 --> 01:13:30,847
- You.
- Me.
739
01:13:37,889 --> 01:13:38,931
What after only two days.
740
01:13:39,891 --> 01:13:42,738
It hasn't been two days. It's
been fifteen years. We've been
741
01:13:42,977 --> 01:13:45,694
searching for each other for
fifteen fucking years.
742
01:13:45,938 --> 01:13:46,981
And I know you.
743
01:13:49,859 --> 01:13:53,821
But you don't know me. You don't
know what I need.
744
01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:55,907
Okay then tell me.
745
01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:03,718
What do you want me to say?
That I'm gonna leave my marriage?
746
01:14:03,956 --> 01:14:07,836
Then what? You and I run away together?
747
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:14,845
Yeah. Or something. We give this
a shot. That's what I want.
748
01:14:15,885 --> 01:14:18,850
So tell me what do you want.
749
01:14:31,859 --> 01:14:32,902
So many things.
750
01:14:45,873 --> 01:14:55,851
I want my work to mean something.
I want to run a marathon someday.
751
01:14:58,886 --> 01:15:04,100
I want to set aside more time for
painting. And I want you. And I
752
01:15:15,987 --> 01:15:22,713
want to make my marriage work.
And sometimes I just want to
753
01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:28,165
fucking be by myself. But more
than anything, right now, I just
754
01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:39,177
want to get back into bed. Could
we do that? Please?
755
01:15:55,860 --> 01:16:04,829
- I'm just so tired.
- Yeah. then let's go to sleep.
756
01:16:07,872 --> 01:16:11,834
No, no. I mean that I'm... I'm just
so tired of running.
757
01:16:14,879 --> 01:16:15,922
Then stop.
758
01:16:18,883 --> 01:16:21,848
I feel like if I stop, I'm
gonna die.
759
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:46,830
- Yeah let's go to sleep.
- Yeah, okay.
760
01:16:54,877 --> 01:16:55,920
Okay.
761
01:17:01,884 --> 01:17:02,927
I'll get the lights.
762
01:18:29,889 --> 01:18:35,821
Oh, stop it. Stop. You didn't
earn that.
763
01:18:36,854 --> 01:18:38,064
Aw, it made me feel so smart.
764
01:18:42,860 --> 01:18:46,822
- We use the same toothpaste.
- Oh yeah well help yourself.
765
01:18:47,865 --> 01:18:50,831
- Yeah I did.
- Let me see.
766
01:18:59,877 --> 01:19:01,847
Okay. I have to tell you something.
767
01:19:03,881 --> 01:19:06,847
Okay. I'm not scared.
768
01:19:07,885 --> 01:19:10,851
- Yeah I can tell.
- What is it?
769
01:19:12,849 --> 01:19:15,814
Um... I don't remember your name.
770
01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:18,896
- What?!
- I'm so sorry!
771
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:21,958
You just had my dick in your mouth.
772
01:19:21,983 --> 01:19:25,696
I know, I think I'm still drunk
or something.
773
01:19:25,945 --> 01:19:28,828
I can't believe this!
774
01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:32,836
Come on, asshole. So wait, what
is my name then?
775
01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:38,833
- Alexander Coffina.
- Eww. Alexander?
776
01:19:39,876 --> 01:19:40,918
Yeah.
777
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:44,721
Okay, first of all, I haven't
introduced myself as Alexander
778
01:19:44,964 --> 01:19:50,730
to anyone, no matter how cute
they are. And you're pretty cute.
779
01:19:50,970 --> 01:19:52,013
Thank you.
780
01:19:52,889 --> 01:19:55,819
Secondly, I never told you my last
name.
781
01:19:59,854 --> 01:20:06,746
Right. Okay. I, uh, peeked at
your driver's license when you
782
01:20:06,986 --> 01:20:07,698
were in the bathroom.
783
01:20:07,945 --> 01:20:10,710
My credit cards still better
be there, you jerk!
784
01:20:10,948 --> 01:20:13,713
That not a flattering picture
of you.
785
01:20:13,951 --> 01:20:17,831
- You're awful! That's so mean.
- It's not.
786
01:20:19,874 --> 01:20:20,933
- Okay but what is it?
- What is what?
787
01:20:20,958 --> 01:20:22,001
Your name.
788
01:20:26,881 --> 01:20:28,851
- I'll give you a hint.
- I'll give you a hint.
789
01:20:29,884 --> 01:20:32,732
- It rhymes with mean.
- Queen.
790
01:20:32,970 --> 01:20:36,850
- Exactly!
- Okay, let me think...
791
01:20:41,854 --> 01:20:43,740
- There's only one.
- Peen.
792
01:20:43,981 --> 01:20:45,024
Ha, ha.
793
01:20:46,859 --> 01:20:48,829
Dean! Oh, Like James Dean.
794
01:20:49,862 --> 01:20:52,745
- He was gay.
- Oh, come on.
795
01:20:52,990 --> 01:20:53,702
He was!
796
01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:55,927
Why do gay guys always do that
about other guys...
797
01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:58,716
- Well - he was bi.
- Whatever.
798
01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:01,719
- He admitted it!
- Who cares anyway, he's dead.
799
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,714
- I'm bi.
- No, you're not.
800
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,724
- I am.
- Okay, how many women have you slept with?
801
01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:09,846
- Why does that matter?
- I would like a number please.
802
01:21:10,883 --> 01:21:13,731
- Five.
- And that makes you bi.
803
01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:15,856
If I say it does.
804
01:21:17,849 --> 01:21:20,732
I think always knew I was into
guys.
805
01:21:20,977 --> 01:21:23,187
How would you know if you've never
slept with a woman?
806
01:21:23,855 --> 01:21:25,741
- I just knew.
- Absolutely...
807
01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:31,700
Mmhmm. I was certain I didn't need a
woman to help me figure that out.
808
01:21:31,946 --> 01:21:33,702
Certainty is the death of
creativity.
809
01:21:33,948 --> 01:21:34,991
What?
810
01:21:35,867 --> 01:21:37,969
If you're certain, it means
you're closed off to all of
811
01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,412
the other possibilities out there.
812
01:21:39,871 --> 01:21:44,841
Or maybe it is the realization that
not all things are possible.
813
01:21:49,881 --> 01:21:52,300
What's the difference between a gay
guy and a straight guy?
814
01:21:53,885 --> 01:21:55,854
- I don't know.
- Six beers.
815
01:21:58,890 --> 01:22:01,820
That's funny. Wait are you a comedian?
816
01:22:02,852 --> 01:22:04,822
No, I'm an artist.
817
01:22:05,855 --> 01:22:08,820
Oh yeah, but what do you really do?
818
01:22:11,861 --> 01:22:16,749
When I was a kid, I used to tell my
family that I wanted to be an actor,
819
01:22:16,991 --> 01:22:21,712
an author or an artist and my Dad
used to say, “That's great. But how
820
01:22:21,954 --> 01:22:23,289
are you going to make a living?"
821
01:22:24,874 --> 01:22:31,719
I have such a good idea. How
about we get married, and I
822
01:22:31,964 --> 01:22:34,847
support you with my high- paying
Wall Street job.
823
01:22:37,887 --> 01:22:42,811
- Can you imagine?
- Yeah, I can, actually.
824
01:22:49,857 --> 01:22:54,828
I like you. Is it okay if I say that?
825
01:22:55,863 --> 01:22:59,825
Mmhmm. I like you, too.
826
01:23:00,868 --> 01:23:04,830
- Shit, what time is it?
- Who cares?
827
01:23:05,873 --> 01:23:10,844
Oh it's eight o'clock. It's
time for Morning Edition.
828
01:23:11,879 --> 01:23:12,922
- What is that?
- NPR!
829
01:23:14,882 --> 01:23:16,638
- What's NPR?
- National Public Radio.
830
01:23:16,884 --> 01:23:21,855
- What is that?
- Oh, it's great. You're gonna love it.
831
01:23:23,850 --> 01:23:24,892
Just listen.
832
01:24:16,861 --> 01:24:17,904
Alex?
833
01:25:00,863 --> 01:25:05,751
Dean, Sorry to take off without
saying goodbye. I guess some
834
01:25:05,993 --> 01:25:11,712
habits are hard to break. I hope
you get that house someday.
835
01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:15,838
You deserve it. Alex.
836
01:26:31,871 --> 01:26:33,841
Bryan! Hey honey.
837
01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:39,718
No, I'm still in the desert.
I can't believe I have I'm
838
01:26:39,962 --> 01:26:48,848
getting a signal right now.
How's it going there? Typical.
839
01:26:49,889 --> 01:26:55,102
You should fire him. Okay, don't
fire him. Bryan? Bryan, Honey?
840
01:27:06,864 --> 01:27:08,115
Look, I need to say something.
841
01:27:10,868 --> 01:27:16,717
I think we should to be together
more. I really want us to see each
842
01:27:16,958 --> 01:27:22,171
other more. Okay? We can talk about it
when you get home. I love you, too.
843
01:27:33,850 --> 01:27:35,819
And we gotta do something about these mice.
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