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Grandma got some cash,
we can steal that

What kind of creep are you?

We steal from strangers.

Ehi, grandma's
not gonna call the cops.

Look... either you start doing this,

Or you get a job.

That guy.

You're gonna remember that
guy for the rest of your life.

Hey,how you doing?

I said,hey,gimme all your cash.

Why?

Wanna buy yourself a pretty
dress,you little bitch?

He ain't kiddin',man.

Where's the wallet?

On your sister's nightstand.

Forgot it after i paid her.

Whoa,tony!

You wanna die tonigh

I said,where's your wallet?

I think he's sick.
Maybe you shouldn't.

He's faking.

Go in his pockets.
Grab his wallet.

Good. Let's go.

You all right,man?

He's fine. He's faking it.

Yeah,i need an ambulance.

At maple and fourth.

It's a really sick
guy. I think he got mugged.

What? Are you happy? Let's go!

Today we are hunting for
the cat burglar

Diseases

Causes a healthy man's lungs to fail

Leaves no fingerprints.

Respiratory distress could be asthma.

No hyperinflation on the x-Ray.

Food allergy.

Could have eaten shellfish or peanuts.

No hives. No erythema on the skin.

Pulmonary embolism.

Embolism still magically dissolve.

What are you doing here?

Laryngospasm

Frosty fall air hits his vocal chords,

They spasm shut...

Choke him out.

Good idea.

You've been tremendously helpful.

You can leave.

I just hired him.

Well, i fired him. To infinity.

You didn't tell him i was coming back?

She did. I said no.

When your extended job
interview/reality tv show

Killed a patient,you
lost your veto power.

Everybody,this is dr. Foreman.

- He will...
- Does this mean there's one less slot for us?

It's still dr. House's department.

He decides who
stays,who goes-

Foreman goes.

But dr. Foreman will
be my eyes and ears.

You do nothing without his knowledge.

Oh,uh,just in case i need them,

Where,exactly,

Will dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?

If you want to keep your
jobs,that never happened.

The only way to get the cat burglar

Is to catch him in the act,

Give the patient a
methacholine challenge,

See if it sets off laryngospasm.

You want us to stop his breathing?

Well,only until you can figure out why.

After that it'd be your responsible

You and i should talk.

I'm sorry. She didn't
have to do that publicly.

Yes,she did.

She had to establish her
dominance in front of them,

Limit my power.

There's nothing we can do.

Well,that's not the "never
say never" dr. Foreman i know.

There's lots we can do.

Not really.
Cuddy-

I can make you miserable.

That's true?

Until you quit. Again.

So why don't we just skip the middleman

I'm not quitting.

My god.

Not everything's about
you,and your little job,

And your little world.

This is about restoring
order in the universe.

I'm not quitting.

You're gonna be miserable.

I already am miserable.

Cuddy obviously thinks we're idiots.

She's not gonna let
house hire any one of us.

Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters.

Increase the dose.

So which master do we serve?

Whose ass do we have
to kiss to get this job?

You really want this job so bad?

How 'bout you try doing this job?

Level the dose
to 16 milligrams per milliliter.

My foot's tingling.

Is that normal?

No.
What,exactly,does it-

And my stomach's killing me.

Could this test cause that stuff?

No.

Test was a bust.

Amber has moved down to even money.

We found two new symptoms.

Duh. Back to two to one.

What's going on?

You're the favorite.

- House's?
- To get fired.

You can bet against yourself.

Lovely parting gift.

- What's the limit?
- Isn't one.

500 on kutner.

Oh,a thousand on amber.

Do you take checks?

No.

How do we connect abdominal pain

And numbness in the extremities

With respiratory collapse?

Dissecting aortic aneurysm.

Doesn't cover all three. What else?

Carry on.

He's the boss.

Uh,what about a spinal cord lesion?

Have to be in the brain stem.

It still doesn't explain the lungs.

Weird,though...

That he's the boss.

Didn't he quit recently?

Was it a money issue?

Lungs,stomach,numbness.

No,that wasn't it.
It was something else.

Was it... bling account?

Med plan didn't cover tattoo removal?

We have to unify these symptoms.

Oh,i remember!

You don't wanna turn into me,right?

You didn't wanna become evil.

Can we stick to the medicine here?

Absolutely. I'm just flattered.

In a few short weeks,

Seems like i've just
turned towards the light.

I mean... either that
or you sold your soul.

Multiple
marantic emboli-

Get a raise?

'Cause then you're a whore.

Or didn't you?

Just then you're a stupid whore.

Patient just crashed.

Can they go,boss?

- You're right
- But

No but.

You're right about all of it.

Well,then,i'll see you at the reunion.

It seems i didn't get
out of here soon enough.

The world thinks i've been corrupted,

So no one will hire me.

I hate being here.

I'd love to quit... but i can't.

He's got a pulse.

Must be another respiratory collapse.

Means this is our chance
to prove laryngospasm.

We need to tube him and bag him.

We will,right after
we figure out-

If we just let him die,it
doesn't matter what hhas.

Right,and tilt his head back
so i can get a straight shot.

Okay,while you're killing him...

I'll get the intubation kit.

I decided you're right.

You're obviously in
an impossible position.

There's no point in me humiliating you.

Thanks.

So we're gonna humiliate
cuddy until she fires you.

Guy's faking. It's munchausen's.

You notice the emt run sheet?

Paramedic who brought him in

Is also named martin harris.

Well-

If the name was attila
von weinerschnitzel,

I'd say you might be on to something.

Look,room 406,abdominal pain.

Room 403,left-Sided numbness.

402,syncope.

He's copying his neighbors' symptoms.

No.

Yeah,coincidence is much more likely

Than you being a stubborn jerk.

Munchausen's patients
create symptoms,not names.

Munchausen's patients
have medical histories

They don't want us reading.

No laryngeal spasm.

Breathing's resumed normal rate.
Without intubation.

See? Nothing's wrong with him.

He's in a lab coat.

Munchausen's pretend to
be patients,not doctors.

He's got mirror syndrome.

Giovannini's?

Do you know another mirror syndrome?

Brain's got no idea who he is,

Where he is,or what he is.

But it fills the holes with
whatever dirt's lying around.

He reads a name tag,
he's got a name.

He sees a doctor,he's got a job.

Sees symptoms,he's got a problem.

My explanation's simpler.

Well,if is simple,

Then we discharge the nut bar.

If it's complicated,

Then the nut bar has got brain damage.

So we let him jerk them around
for a few days

Till we're sure?

No,we let him jerk you around.

There's a faster way.

Mind if we play through?

Sure. What could possibly go wrong!

What's going on here,martin?

Operation?

House? Who is this guy?

Excellent question.

Who are you,martin?

He just likes to watch,hmm?

Do stuff.

Number ten scalpel for initial incision.

Glad you're here,house.

Of course you are.

It's lecture time.

Yeah,it is.

Stop worrying about the power play.

Was that it?

I think you can go a lot deeper here.

I mean,why am i so
obsessed by all of this?

You're threatened by foreman

And feel the need to impress cuddy.

The only thing that's relevant
is foremans a good doctor.

He can help you,lighten the load.

Good idea. I'll have him sort my mail.

Sure!

Deflect.

Who is this guy?

I think we just found out.

It's all about cuddy.

Gotta be the alpha dog.

Can almost smell the pheromones now,uh?

I like him.

Hah.

- Told you i didn't need you
- House

House,what is going on?

Your blood's turned to sludge.

If we don't heat you
up,you're gonna die.

Can't fake that!

Mirror syndrome patients have no agenda,

No ax to grind.

They can read you because they have to.

Moods,attitudes,everything.

They're like mind readers.

Except they can read your mind.

Where are we going?

Unfortunately,we have to cure him.

His hand wasn't black when he came in,

The operating room was sterile,

The only thing different
was the temperature.

Cold agglutinins means...

It's gotta be some kind of infection.

No fever,so it'gotta
be a tiny infection,

Hard to find.

You'd better find it fast.

This guy feels another cool breeze,
his blood turns to slop me drops

I need three ways to pinpoint infection.

Blood cultures.

Blood's clumpy. Nothing
you can do with it.

Unless we soak him in
warm water before we draw it.

Good. What else?

Ultrasound his
abdomen,look for an abscess.

Good.

Uh,ladies and gentlemen,

I have a regrettable announcement.

Kitchen has just learned

That around your shipment of mayonnaise

Was improperly stored,

So anybody who ate... well,the food,

Uh, should head across the lobby
to the clinic right away.

Ask for dr. Cuddy.

You're not punishing cuddy.

You're punishing every
doctor in the building.

It's her building,her doctors.

Still need one more.

Oh,we need to find out his history,

Where he's been,what he's done.

He has not memory,but his
bio's tattooed to his rear?

The mayo is fine. You
can stay where you are.

I'm a doctor.

Mail order. I've seen the diplomas.

Two "ns" in university.

Big love was right. History's the key.

No i. D.,no wallet,

No missing persons report
filed for a hundred miles.

The key is the key.

He had car keys in his
pocket when he was admitted.

Keep him in the isolation room,
see if he doesn't pick up

Extreme bitch syndrome
from one of the nurses.

Run the ultrasound
and the blood cultures.

Uh, cultures were my idea.

No one's keeping score

You're loosing

Search the street where he was mugged,
find the car and the restration.

There could be thousands of cars.

Why do i get this assignment?

Because if you deal with the patient,

He's gonna wind up singing osmond songs

And proposing to five nurses at once.

I'll go with cole.

Ooh. We have a love connection.

Make a fist.

Little pinch.

Wow. That's a strong pinch.

This thing works,you're
lucky you've got me.

My colleague wanted to
cook you in boiling water.

That's right,baby.

My blood's that good.

That's supposed to be me,right?

No. That's me. I'm always right.

Gotta be.

I don't think i'm always...

If they don't like you,you gotta be right,

Or you're not worth anything.

Infections can hide
deep beneath the skin.

This will find 'em.

Who was that last doctor?

Dr. Amber volakis.

Don't really need her name.

Wait. You saying that...

You-

I want her?

Don't know what you want.
Don't care what you want.

I'm married.

So am i.

Even if i wasn't,

She's a little too,uh...
aggressive for me.

Hey.

Agessive is never a bad thing.

Yeah. True.

I'm done.

You okay?

Yeah. We gotta run some more tests.

You can,uh,clean yourself up.

Lesion on the liver.

Cystic or solid?

Solid.

Well,you certainly did the right thing

By coming to me.

Yes,i needed a
smug oncologist-

An authoritative oncologist.

I hate you. Tell me why.

I've been scanning literature.

Very interesting study in sweden.

Apparently,giovannini's patients

Mimic whoever they think's in charge.

Any country with that
low an age of consent

And that high a rate of
suicide isn't thinking straight.

I am in charge of our relationship.

It was a surgery. You were the surgeon.

In that setting

You would pick up my
laundry if i asked you to.

Go ahead. Ask.

Oh,i wouldn't do that to you.

I want all my personal,private
doctors back right now.

Except for foreman.

Your team,foreman included,

Is dealing with the great
mayonnaise panic of 2007.

Frankly,i'm worried it might
spread to other continents.

Lesion on the
liver. Possibility-

Why are you doing a
pelvic for food poisoning?

She said her hoo hoo burned.

Lesion on the liver.

Ideas?

Start with a biopsy to rule out cancer.

Could be an abscess.

Needle works for that too.

Unless it's a vascular hemangioma.

Aspirate that,he'll
bleed out,we'll kill him.

If he bleeds out,we know what he had.

Had?

Two diagnoses out of three,he lives.

We do nothing,three
out of three,he dies.

Go stick his liver.

Where's foreman?
We should-

You need him to draft
your letter of resignation?

You risking our patient's
life to get back at cuddy?

What? No...
that would be childish.

This is what i'm doing
to get back at cuddy.

Who here doesn't have
any health insurance?

Tch. Michael moore was right.

Mris,pet scans,neuro-Psych tests,

Private rooms for all these patients.

Fight the power!

Sorry.

I missed.

I have to reposition the needle.

You're gonna feel another pinch.

You still with me?

I'm here.

You feelin' faint?

No.

What's wrong?

It's personal.

You got personal problems?

You got no memory.

I'm in a hospital.

I don't want to be in a hospital.

But...

You're sick,so...

I'm bored.

You ask what's wrong,then
you ignore the answer.

Just go on with what you're doing.

You think everything's okay

As long as you don't think about it,

Don't deal with it.

Is that blood?

I think it's pus from a fungus.

I have fungus in me?

If you've been in the tropics
in the last few months.

Saw this in tsunami survivors.

Their skin grafts would ooze black pus

Sometimes weeks later.

Traced the fungus back to
the sand in the tsunami tides.

That's so cool!

I think the black pus is fungal.

If i'm right,

That's where the cold
agglutinins are coming from.

That's what's driving his memory loss.

Amber's putting him on amphotericin.

It will cure him.

This makes no sense.

I'm doing blood tests to be sure,

But the soon
we get him on-

I'm not talking about the infection.

Talking about you letting

Tonya harding administer the treatment.

I'm out of the game.

Why?

A couple of weeks
ago,you named me grumpy.

Said i didn't want to be here,

Wanted to be back in the third world.

And you realized i'm right just now?

I got a confirmation.

The patient's nuts.

The patient's... unbiased.

The patient has no ax to grind.

The patient is nuts.

I miss my old life helping people

Who barely have clean water,let
alone the kind of medicines

We waste by the suv load.

You're nuts.

You're gonna
be miserable-

At home,at work,somewhere.

The goal in life is
not to eliminate misery.

It's to keep misery to the minimum.

Oh,that's inspiring.

Said you came back to get married.

What does your fiancee do?

She's a court reporter.

Uh-Huh,well,i'm sure

Thailand will have courts any day now.

Someone's gonna be miserable sometime.

Accept it.

That's how i stay so happy.

Why do you care if i stay?

You're good.

Don't screw it up just
'cause you're miserable.

I'm gonna...

Stay till the patient's cured.

Which should be in about... an hour.

You okay?

Not okay.

Which one of us is he mirroring?

Well,if it was you,

He'd be inflicting pain
on someone else,so...

I'd say he's mimicking whichever
one of us happens to be dying.

Heating blanket wasn't
keeping him warm enough.

Ordered a whirlpool,got
his blood flowing.

So far,it's keeping his rash at bay.

Rash worse equals
cold agglutinins worse.

Means what was in his
liver wasn't fungus.

Yeah,labs
confirmed-

And it wasn't even pus.

It was just coagulated blood

Caused by the cold agglutinins.

Which you mistook for a cool fungus

That you saw after the tsunami.

Same
consistency-

You saw what you wanted to see,

Not what was there.

Wait a second. Didn't you quit?

I spoke to my fiancee. I'm staying.

Of course you are.

'Cause you're the exact
right amount of miserable.

Broad spectrum antiotics aren't working.

It's gotta be viral or exotic bacteria.

There are a thousand
microbes it could be.

We could repeat all cultures.
Maybe we just missed it.

Or... we can get an accurate history.

We're workin' on it.

Well,that'll be a good
solace to the widow x.

His car was towed,

And the tow gate's locked.

Guys must be out on a run.

That's why i
sent two of you-

One of you breaks in.
The other posts bail.

Getting arrested is not
what i'm worried about.

Not a problem.

You know how to kill dogs,right?

So, back to repeating all the cultures

Or... we get an accurate history.

Didn't we just rule
out that possibility?

You guys ever heard
any of my metaphors yet?

Come on.

Sit on grandpa's lap as i tell you

How infections are criminals,

The immune system's the police.

Seriously,grumpy.

Get up here.

It'll make us both happy.

Anyway,

Cops don't just let crooks run free.

They keep fingerprints,mug shots.

The immune system does the same thing,

Only it calls them antibodies.

We find out what diseases
he's had in his life,

Good chance that'll tell us
where he's been in his life.

Alice,your turn the looking glass.

Draw blood and csf.

Wait,guys.

I haven't signed off on this.

You seem like a good guy.

Cuddy seems decent.

House... doesn't.

It means either you're gonna ge in,

Or cuddy is.

Either way... i'm sorry.

Your boyfriend has me at even odds.

So? Talk to him.

I did.

Said he's just responding
to market forces.

He is. I got a hundred on you.

What do you care what
other people are betting on?

If he's trying to screw with me

'Cause he's jealous cuddy
didn't ask him to take this job-

Right. You're figuring
he's jealous of your misery.

He's messed
up enough-

The problem is you're not miserable.

Then house has been
wasting a lot of time.

You've been humiliated,
treated like crap.

You've every right to be miserable,

But you're not,because even
though this job is insane

And house is insane,you like it.

You always have.

You know what's worse than
a sanctimonious speech?

A sanctimonious speech
that's dead wrong.

See?

You belong with house.

We're gonna use your spinal fluid

To tell us where you lived.

Cool.

Not really.

It's a poor substitute for an
actual history,and without-

Naw,it's cool.

Yes,it is.

I need you to stay as still as possible.

Ignore the pain.

Bring
the pain-

Ooh.

I'm not a masochist.

Neither am i.

I know,but i was responding
to you responding to-

Never mind.

I just like experience. If
it's new,it's interesting.

Yeah? Not me.

I don't just like new. I gotta have new.

If it's not there,i make it there.

Really,i'm just easily bored.

There are 300 million
people in this country.

If i'm doing exactly what
everyone else is doing,

Then who the hell am i?

You know what i mean?

I'm just about finished.

I like hot tubs.

They're nice.

You don't knock?

Are you putting ky jelly
on his phone receiver?

An exploding snake in his drawer?

No.

I'm replacing his vicodin
stash with laxatives.

Don't. Don't stoop to his level.

Why? Because he's suddenly
gonna realize he's no longer 14?

Either i take his garbage forever,

Or i give him a reason to stop.

You don't have to make him miserable.

Just... make him think that he's won.

I'm not gonna fire foreman.

I said think he's won.

Find some other way to soothe his ego.

The thing's big enough.

You must be able to find
some corner to polish.

Where were you two hours ago?

Where were you?

What do you have?

High titer to histoplasmosis.

Probably lived in the ohio river valley.

Also weakly positive on coccidiomycosis.

Weak means older.

Means he moved to ohio
from the san joaquin valley.

Or he happened to visit california.

He's also positive for chagas disease.

Central america.

Or he kissed his maid from el salvador.

Or he sucks next to someone from belize

On a flight to weehawken.

Or he ate lettuce
from honduras-

Yes,you're right,buzz kill.

This tells us next to nothing.

But since that's on the
something side of nothing,

Thought we'd go with it.

His rash is back.

Hot tub isn't hot enough
to keep his body warm.

So we take his body out of the picture.

Let's hit him from the inside.

Lipopolysaccharide.

Lps won't just give him a fever.

He could hit 110,fry his brain.

Or make him just toasty enough

To keep his blood flowing free.

Like my bowels.

You smell that? Not gonna get sweeter.

You nailed brennan for
seeing what he wanted to see.

You're no different.

But you are. You used
to like this stuff.

You left here because you didn't like

What you were turning into.

You like who you are now?

You like been cuddy's heron boy

That was just a courtesy flush.

I'm not actually done.

You wanna induce a fever?

Unless you're willing
to don a white t-Shirt

And hop into the hot tub with him,

I need another way to
keep him warm,or he dies.

You could maim him.

I could cure him.

I'm not letting you do it.

You gonna fire me?

No.

Wait a second. What the hell was that?

You were won over by
my soaring rhetoric?

I basically just strengthen on my breath

You never intended to stop me.

You just pretended to stop me,

So you could pretend to fail to stop me,

So you could stroke my ego.

Uh-Uh.

War doesn't end till foreman's gone.

Foreman's not going anywhere.

And... i know when my
vicodin isn't vicodin.

Do you know when your
birth control pills

Aren't birth control pills?

If we can keep your fever up,

We can get you back on dry land.

You feeling okay?

Surprisingly,yeah.

I feel pretty good.

That's not the way fevers usually work.

Nothing around here

Works the way it's supposed to work.

No kidding.

You're giving me a fever.

Doctors don't give people fevers.

It was necessary to
keep your blood flowing.

Yeah.

It was necessary.

And that was all that mattered.

It's exciting,isn't it?

You're happy?

Why wouldn't i be?

Oh. Hey.

Hey,you with me?

I need help in here!

Defib. We gotta shock him.

Get him outta the water.

How long's he been out?

Just a few seconds.

He dry enough. Not yet!

Dry faster. Ten more seconds.

- He'll get brain damage, you need...
- Kutner,you'll arc-

He's dry enough. Clear.

You're
gonna-

It worked.

For one of them.

Uh,cardiac arrest.

We were able to shock him
back to normal sinus rhythm

And cut him nearly into a coma

So now you've electrocuted yourself

And set a patient on fire.

I like the dedication.

- Thank you.
- Wasn't a compliment.

Yeah,it was. The insult comes now.

You're insane.

Either you have an aversion to towels,

Or you want pain.

I think both.

I'm thinking it goes
back to high hool gym.

Anybody think we should discuss

Which infection is causing
the cold agglutinins

Before they stop his heart again?

Sure,why not?

Until they find his car,

We have to assume he's traveled to ohio,

California,central
america,and possibly weehawken.

Nothing on the blood cultures.

Do 'em again. Quadruple run time.

We know the infection is in his heart.

We do a biopsy.

We see polys,we got bacterial.

Lymphs,we got viral.

He just had a heart attack.

Ripping out a piece might kill him.

Yeah,yeah.

We biopsy his toe instead.

No! That's a terrible idea.

Won't tell us anything.

Biopsy his heart. Come on.

I'll join you.

I got you a job.

Mount zion hospital in boston.

They have a great
diagnostics department.

Gilchrist said he'd take you anyway.

That was...

Very nice of you.

Oh,god. Does everything
have to be about you?

It's simple math.

I'm not gonna back down.
You're not gonna back down.

Cuddy's not gonna back down.

No one's gonna be happy here.

And cuddy's gonna end up pregnant.

What?

Doesn't matter.

What do you having sex...

Starts monday.

I could help you pack.

I don't want the job.

Well- What do
you mean? Why not?

You're miserable.

Apparently not.

Well,you're gonna be.

Are you smiling?

No.

Do your own stupid biopsy.

His name's robert elliot.
He's from hamilton,ohio.

Here's everything he had in
his trunk and in his glove box.

No need for the heart biopsy.

I now know exactly who he is

And what he has.

You saved his life. Really?

No,you idiot.

It's vapor rub and lunch receipts.

We have his name.

We can find his doctor,get
his medical records.

It's 8:00 at night. The
biopsy will be faster.

Not fast enough to save him,
and that's hardly the point.

Thirteen.

Is your name thirteen?

Why did you volunteer
to go street walking?

I thought i could help that way.

A black mormon could help that way.

There's no reason for
you to want to be there.

Which means there's a reason
you didn't want to be here.

Didn't want to look in the mirror?

Hi.

Cuddy called.

She needs you to iron her shirts.

We'll take over.

Go ahead.

Just... talk to him.

Uh... you might feel a little tug

When the catheter's in the heart.

Come on. Make him feel comfortable.

I've done this procedure
dozens of times.

It's completely-

My god.

You are incredibly hot.

I'm not here. Deal with her.

Are you an idiot?

Do you not think she's hot?

I'm not the alpha here. She is.

She's my boss

The rash is back.

Increase the drip.

If you think that's
the right thing to do.

This is so frustrating.

Don't think that's me.

Hey.

Get in there. See how he's doing.

You were just in there.

Well,apparently,it's impossible

To see anything else while i'm in there.

I'm a blinding white hot light of power.

Got it.

Pink. Good size.

Nice specimen.

I'm scared.

It's okay.

It's gonna be okay.

No.

No,it's not.

I'm not interested in how he's doing.

I'm interested in how she's doing.

So get in there and
tell me how he's doing.

You think he'll mimic her
if i'm in there with her?

You're a powerful,dominating man,

But who knows?

So i'm gonna get fired before her.

Yes,you're gonna get fired right now

Unless you
get in there-

Nothing on the biopsy.

And how is he?

His fever's
at 106-

I know. But how is he?

Bitter? Sexually frustrated?

He's delightful.

Loves the smell of
freshly baked rhubarb pie

And isn't afraid to love.

Also,his rash is coming back.

He needs the meds and the tub

Just to keep hstable.

Fine. Soak him again.

He'll be happy. Loves hot tubs.

No,you love hot tubs.

Find the rest of the gang.

Tell them to meet me
in the lecture hall.

Hate hot tubs.

What did you say?

I hate...

He likes.

Who else was in there?

No one.

You didn't think to mention that.

The guy likes warm,swirling water.

I didn't know that was diagnostic.

It's not

What it is is the water hit him,

And he had a thought.

Not about you,but about him.

We need to splash him some more.

Do i know you?

You look familiar.

You too.

My name's robert elliot.

I'm from hamilton,ohio.

Me too.

What do you do?

...stuff.

Me too.

What brings you to new jersey?

Is it work or vacation?

Uh...

Work.

What type of work?

I'm tired.

I eat out a lot.

In a lotta restaurants.

"Notty pine. "

"Ritchies. "

I know those places.

They're good,uh?

They're convenient.

For what?

They're on the road.

You on the road a lot?

No more than you,i suppose.

You ever use this stuff?

I use it all the time.

I use it all the time.

Yeah. I just said that.

You know,the cool thing
about this stuff is...

You can do a lot with it-
Soften your skin,treat scrapes.

Naughty stuff.

Why did you do that?

Because...

Doesn't smell like dung.

You're saying you like the smell?

Not really.

Just doesn't smell like dung.

Something else does smell like dung?

Yeah.

Dung.

You guys ready?

Now is the time

You stare at me in
slack-Jawed amazement.

He sells farm equipment.

See?

Pig lagoons,pig farms.

And,as every child knows,

Where you have pigs,you have pig poo.

But as very few children know,

Where you have pig poo,

You have eperythrozoon infection.

We'll start him on clarithromycin.

This time tomorrow,

He'll be back to his old self.

Whomever that might be.

It can wait.

He has a temperature of 107.

It can wait 15 minutes.

You know where cuddy is?

Hi. I'm the dean of medicine.

Hi.

I'm the guy who saved your life.

So what if it's house?

Then i take the job at mount zion.

There is no job at mount zion.

House said-

Well,if house said it,it must be true.

I can fire him.

I can fire him now.
I can fire him tomorrow.

I don't even need a reason.

She doesn't fire me.
She never will fire me.

She needs me.

He's a good doctor. That's all.

I respect his expertise,and i-

She's hot for me.

- Always...
- Shut up!

Well,that could have been either of us.

You have great ya-Bos.

Still could have been either of us.

You lose

Seriously... i have always got my breast
for one of my vest feature

Damn

You all sucks

Two of you, took 14 hours to find a car

You, forgot to mention that
the guy with no memory, had memories

You keep up thining, and insane guy
have hit no winsdom

You gonna wind up, shooting people on the subway

Something

So, which one of us suck the most?

Its a tie

- Betwen...
- All of you

We're all fired?

None of you are fired

That was nice suv

Sure

Why didn't you fire anyone?

They're good doctors

Why didn't you let brennan quit?

He's a good doctor

Right...

Why not letting anyone go,
can make six people happy

And one person happy and rich?

Chase one of everyone of those bats

So, either, you're just
really nice or... what's your cut?

50%...
how bad you wanna keep your job?

I'll keep my mouth shut

Ehi... you actually do wanna stay,
don't you?

I think i do

Everyone of those idiots... had some
insight about themselves, be a salesman

Not one of them
didn't a thing about it

People don't learn,
they don't change

You did!

You're a freak